Women's 1500mhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/w/1500m-------------/fnl-/000100--/race-result
let's go boys
femke is going out alone in the first race
Why are the Chinese now so good at this particular distance?
femka kok and bol torture
speedskating enjoyer with names to watch, there's a lot that can win herefavorites: Takagi, Kok, Rijpma-de Jongoutsiders: Groenewoud, Lollo, Wiklund, Morozova, Han, ZdrahalovaKok starts as first because she's done 0 world cups on this distance. Lollo wouldn't be a favorite before the Olympics but she's in super form. Olympic record will be necessary to win here.
Kok will come first, then the other skaters will go
>>153565458>Bonazzakek that's a funny surname
>lollo races after the ice gets redone
Where's Jutta? My benis need her
any cute racoon girl speed alt skaters or are they all dumb stacy whores?
i hate leerdam
>>153565512femke likes kok
What happened to Suzanne Schulting
>>153565365My wife will win!
>Kok aloneWait why
>>153565536walled hard
FEMKE
>>153565542Because the Dutch fix is IN
>>153565542no worldcup starts
>>153565500what does he have in store for today?
I want Femke to bounce on my Kok if you get my drift
KOK KUNT
10 km/h slower than the men. grim
>>153565545Still looks decent to me but I guess she did poorly this Olympics
nvm kok too slow>>153565434
SHE'S TOAST
mehblew up
>>153565536Fraud
Why's this bitch get to race by herself?
>Femke already skatedBack to the hockey.
helemaal ruk
Why doesn't Jutta skate this? She won the 1000m
>>153565623racing by yourself is a disadvantage
>>153565608Imagine being the cuck taking these photos knowing men will simp over this online
>>153565599SEXO
>>153565458Get mogged get bogged, many such cases
>>153565652femke bros...
A British skater is skating
jeeze, it looks like the ice is kinda slow today.
Any of you actually know how to skate? I've never mastered it.
>>153565663
>>153565679maybe they can fix it by resurfacing right before lolbrigade runs
>>153565680yeah i was training to be the lone dane on ice for decades, until i tore my acl in a football match
>>153565680everyone [white] in my state knows how to skatemy wife n i go play hockey at the ODR for fun
Our girl is cute
>>153565680you didn't learn as a kid?achmed...
when are we getting cross skating
>>153565699not bad for a british woman
Antoinette de Jong can schlong my dong
why are they even bothering to show the competition before zamboni time?just launch the ultra fast ice already
>>153565705Really? I'm sorry bro.>>153565715After 10 meters I would fall.
eitrem's facewarmer next
Go Aurora
>>153565680Yes. But snow sports are better. Natural cushion falling on snow. Ice is cold, wet and hard. Ice skate blades are an unnatural pivot on the foot.
>chasing the Kok
do dutchies learn to skate in school
>>153565743you need to get the hang of it, I couldn't skate at all until one time it just clicked
>>153565680Not very well, but they taught us the basics in school (I'm from Minnesota, hockey is popular here).
>>153565766No, these days ever the school swimming is cut.>>153565769I'm 40 now so it's not too late then?
is her father called Mister Lova Lovas?
>>153565796probably not
>>153565743it's okay don't know if i would be better than the men at the olympics, but i was good for danish standards.
>>153565796probably should put on knee and wrist protectors for the first few times if you start at 40+
>>153565766We get dragged to a skating rink at least once in school at least.
Takagi will win in 1500m.Grazie.
do all canadian skaters, long and short track, come from quebec?
how come canada didn't field the gold winners from pursuit
>>153565839has she ever wore makeup in her life
>>153565766used to have school trips to the rink and there was also mandatory swimming and "ice safety" swimming in a poollike a plastic with hole so you can learn to find the safety and not freak out
>>153565839>>153565855doesn't need to
they be kinda slow today...turn the magnet back on
>>153565680Did it once as a kid and fell on my arse bone then did it again years later and fell on my arse bone
speed skating appreciators should check out this video where Sang hwa meets up with Kodaira in Japan (Kodaira runs a cafe now)Subtitled in Englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv4s6ADyc4U
>>153565633Shameless bump, no seriously why not?
>>153565908do you have a big bunda to absorb the impact?
>>153565930She didn't qualify in the dutch trials.
>>153565917Do they make out?
>>153565966Stacy sport
>>153565830big fan of protectiondifference between taking a little fall and getting a huge injury or going ice hockey yolo and just walking awaypreach
>>1535659301500m is longer than you might think, it filters lots of short distance skaters
>>153565984very pretty
>>153565968close enough
>>153566052Ok, I can fap to this
>>153566081tits? on a skater girl?
>>153565937no
>>153565663*half dutch
Can't beat the Kok
>>153565652my kok can't get meer harde
>>153565680I never tried. Really regret it now, it looks fun
>>153565567He's in a foul mood after crashing out in the Ski Cross earlier today.
>Team Bowlieve
our girl getting raped
>>153566186/sp/ on the right
>>153566186what a cutie!
>>153565966Québec seems massively overrepresented in winter olympics
PASS THE DUTCHIE ON THE LEFT-HAND SIDE
>>153566081Wowza
I'm here for Femke Cock
>>153566164damn she hit the wall pretty hard
>>153566236Only place not overrun completely by jeets.
>>153565556Wtf I love Danone HighPro 25G proteine™ now
>Skater undefeated all season>Didn't make the teamExplain please, dutchbros.
>>153566186Pure sexo, she’s so hot it’s unreal
> Japanese speed skaters invited to the Emperor's partyTakagi is in the right.
The US suits makes me laugh a bit everytime i see them
>>153566236Quebec is overrepresented at the summer olymipcs too. I think they have their own funding program.
>>153566281this protein fad cant die soon enough. no i wont eat your HIGH PROTEIN PUDDING
Anyone have a picture of the Rumpa badge?
>>153566305does she have a rash?
ICE JANNIES, WE NEED YOUR GOODEST ICE
>>153565984Imagine kissing and caressing her sweaty toned body
>>153566290>qualify for a sprint distance for the olympics>get benched by the team pursuit team>not allowed to come to your sprint distance anymore>team pursuit team doesn't even medal
>literally threw away a potential gold medal just to have kok and greenwood do a glorified training lapBravo KNSB
>>153566306she looks nice dolled up
>>153566306They sure dressed up to meet Shimizu.
>5 seconds over
cock he he
So Kok will just casually get a medal without even competing seriously in this distance ? SUSPICIOUS
>>153566342>she's next?>call the zamboni
>>153566305groenewoud is very freckly
>>153566340all the different loads of cum on her face had a chemical reaction and caused her to breakout
look at the rump on that chink!
>>153565680I never learned as a kid, back then I was left on my own with my mums figure skates and couldn't figure it out.In 2012 during the freeze I met an old skating instructor and he insisted on teaching me the basics.I only skated like once after that because it hardly ever freezes enough. I kind of want to skate again.
Italian gets good ice. Shocking.
>>153565608>That right heelWas surprised her feet were in such good condition considering she's an elite athlete/training, but there it is.
whats with the chink dude? mens relay already started?
>>153566407what a booty!
>>153566407 What is she going to do with that banana?
Time out for the Italians to, uh, "refresh" the ice for mommy Francesca
>Turbotax using kpop to attract zoomers.
>>153566407
Femke Kok is 5/10 at best
>>153566409the best skaters get the best ice via qualifierskok is the only exception because she didn't take part in 1500 events througout the year, she qualified thanks to her medals
>>153566306will the old guy in the takagi fan club get to hang up another medal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Ds-qZr87o
>>153566394You know when your canal or whatever freezes and you skate on that, or you used to. How do you know its going to take everyone's weight and not break underneath you sending you to your death?
watch how the ice suddenly is 5s after this
>>153566350Was there a cap on the total number of athletes they could bring for the skating?
>>153566454>Femke Kok is 5/10 at best
>>153566494The IOC only allows a specific number of athletes per sport per country
>>153566494yes, ISU hated dutch dominance in 2014 so much that they started reducing the maximum amount of skaters you can send per genderit used to be 12 and up to 4 per distance, now it's 9 and 3, and also 2 for the longest distance
>>153566516I mean she looks really fucking stupid somehow, but maybe you are into that
size of that bloke
>>153565865Nonce's dream job in the background there.
>>153566633does he need to be sitting there like that?
>>153566633me on the left
LMAOhe destroyed his glasses
>>153566454 Being mid is part of her appeal
is jochem wearing a parade jacket
>>153566477You just know. Ice can be pretty resilient.Besides, if it's been freezing for a few days straight without snow it's probably going to be fine.
>>153566358I'm not mad about Kok, she's clearly fit (though it's probably not enough for a medal anyway), but Groenewoud is an absolute joke this whole Olympics and she and Anema kept ragebaiting she'll be fine. This while keeping the fucking world champ who has been consistently the best, except for the qualification, on the bench.
i would never go to a rink but god damn just imagine if hell freezes over and it makes sense to buy skates and go outside
YES CAMERAMAN, PLEASE SHOW ME MORE OF THE SKATES
>>153566724Zesty kaskopp
>>153566633 What a chad
>Up down up down up downPlaying the village soundtrack as the break music.
>>153566633GODS HE WAS STRONG BACK THEN
really curious to see how lollo does, she's a long distance skater and rarely does well with 1500m
>>153566825after an ice resurfacing? easy OR
>>153566779damn those blades look fucking sharp
>>153566759this could be youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8kCnB6HQfI
>>153566809MORE ENERGY
Miho!ganbare!Beat da dejima!!
>>153566633the one person I know who used to go skating for fun and not just a child's birthday party is a really fat retired boomer norfman
>>153566633He ended up like this after eating too much Japanese-style spaghetti with lots of ketchup and pizza with lots of mayonnaise.As a Japanese person, I would like to apologize to him on behalf of him.gomen nasai
is de jong washed I remember her from beijing
>>153566729>probably going to be fineI would never be this confident. I have the same thought process when seeing groups of English lads balconing in Spain.
>>153566871doesn't 2ch have a sports board? it's rare to see japs here beyond the usual american okinawan army guys
>>153566516I look like that, but don't say that
>>153565796Ive heard psilocybin microdose could help to learn things or brain connections.But you should just be able to get it to click anyways. Im 30 and have went skating on the lake 5 times this winter and the past 2 weeks. ive seen big technique growth from 1st time to the 5th time. And then i have even been to lazy to research even 1 youtube video on correct technique
Lollo OR incoming
why the fuck is the intermission so long
>>153566622Girls are hotter if they look a little retarded.
>>153566930I dont look like that but i say that
Between speed skating or short track which is better?New to all this, but is it not lame that you can fall down and ruin other athlete’s performances? Imagine if somebody had tripped Usain Bolt and that happened semiregularly
>Finland is leading Canada in the hockeyOh shit.
>>153566903no she won the dutch qualifier, but imo she's not consistentshe does have a good pairing though
the dutch redhead girl with the ponytail is hotter than the plastic and femke #2
>>153566963short track is kino nonsense chaos
Kinda weird that japan didn't get the memo that you have to be hot to compete in this
>>153566633looks like a fucking hobbit
é finita
>>153566981I dance like that
>>153566981My ankles snapped watching that
>commentator saying either the ice is getting slower or the athletes are getting tireder because of all the olympic skating eventssounds like there are too many skating medals for very similar events
>forgot to turn on the magnetsSomeone's getting fired for that
>>153566963like in cars, long track is speed and precision, short track is beating and banging
whew lollo gone
>>153567038she was never going to win this either way
>>153566963Completely different things.Racing clock vs racing people.Long track is more pure, short track is more fun.
why are all the non-Dutch so slow?
THE RIG IS GONE
They always seem to avoid showing the girls with the biggest asses. The asian girls get ass shots all day
Im tired of dutch people stat padding skating
Is Kok gonna slip out the podium spots or is she in there nice and tight?
>>153567054What's the difference between this and the race that she won? It seems the same
>>153566475of course
>>153567086T. Ellia Smelding
>>153567069Milftastic
>>153567054It's ok Giuseppe, I'm not gonna rat you out
>Van ElstFlemish or Dutch merc?
Hag supremacy
>>1535669182ch has a sports board, of course, but it's not international, so it's boring.
a fucking leaf
>KOK BEATEN
>>153567080Tightbros are eating good
kek carlton kirby thought she was slow
Kok losing to a leaf, bleak
>>153565365SHIT
a fucking Leaf beat a fucking Kok
>>153566633literally me
>KokThe bullying and harassment must have been relentless in school
maltese mommy will win
>>153567114Half Dutch
>>153567169Kok means cook
Makes sense. A leaf beat all the dutchies in the last short track event.
>>153567174>malteseToo much gum in her smile
Please just one steppe gold that's all I ask
Just spilled soda everywhere, give me strength /sp/
Leafs aren't even watching this. Their men's hockey team is playing.
chinese lass has no specs
>China skating without gogglesbold
>>153566741Eh de Kok also had the 500m and 1000m where she needed to focus on. So she could have also given up her position on the 1500m to joy. Greenwood has no excuse, literally a joke on this distance
Kokbros...
turns out they did actually launch the turboice, but lolo was just too shit
>>153567093that one was twice as long>>153567137i see
doping
>>153567209Sticky
>>153567215Not a hockey guy desu senpai
TIL the water the zamboni squirts out is actually hot water. Makes sense when you think about it, they need to melt to resurface quickly.
>name is blondine>brown hair
>>153567215>playingNot judging by the score, lel
>>153566906I get it but there are many factors that can help you decide and sometimes you just need to have the guts to be the first to try.
>>153567278Dutch men cannot suffer
>>153567301The guys are all tall and handsome and the women are beautiful and fit. Yet they’re not having any babies, make it make sense.
>>153566186she F my KOK til i NED
>>153567366House prices
THEY BOTH FUCKED UP WTF HOW DID THEY MANAGE THAT?
suboptimal
>>153567366Personalities of the women.
>>153567366You have never been to this country if you think that is true
>>153567479Nerve gas?
>>153567496Benelux is the bleakest part of europe, all buildings and flat plains, feels like you're in some asian metropolis
NORGEEEEE
>>153565365Time for her gold!
Praying mantis-fu is doing it!
>>153567552Without the asian qts
>>153567366Liberlas fucks over everything
>RISPMA-DE JONGCome on now
>>153567598>asian qtsoxymoron
>pushed to bronzeKokbros, I'm getting scared, maybe these women do hate Kok
every single centraleuropoid begpacker vanlifer that comes to greece in summer looks like de jong
bowes legs were shaking
Ffs our skating uniforms are ridiculous
Eww its this Norwegian witch woman with the creepy posture again
>>153567630Don't argue with big chasers. You'll get nowhere.
>>153567215canada winning the gold in hockey is a foregone conclusion, this isn't.
>>153567366dutch women belong to black and desi kings
>>153567642So are our skaters
>>153567615Let's do another 4 years of VVD policies
>>153567666she just got engaged to hilary knight cut her some slack
>>153567642
>>153567654my fuhrer… canada…
>>153567653>big chasersYeah those ones hunt in Benelux lol
>>153567694Kek it really do be like that tho
FUCK
>>153567679:skull:
>0.06holy fuck
kino race
Ragnebros...
Rock flag and eagle bros.... It's over..
how
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yess we'll take the gold
Friendship ended with Ragnar
clogwogswinlol
I want De Jong to fart in my face
>>153565365HOLY FUCK
she just gave up what the fuck
Go! Miho, Go!
>>153567654Better go turn over to CBC to see how foolish you look
he hair is so nice
That redhead cutie is fast. I kneel, Dutchies.
The Netherlands and Norway seem like giants.Miho looks like a child.
>>153567663Nice try, Rishi
Japan, Czechia to take gold, silver
>that fucking end>0.06Holy fuck. Also rip kokbros>>153567654lel
>>153567808ToT
something about an Olympic sized swimming pool...
this is a young womans game watch miho be one second slower
>>153567790>>153567654kek what they're losing to Finland? are Finland even good?
>>153567857You just KNOW they cuddle up with each other for warmth
>>153567862i think it's the only sport finland is good at
we're not gonna medal....
>>153567857>Camera moves up to avoid ass shot
>>153565365NEDERLAND OH NEDERLAND
NOOOOOOOO NIPPONBROS
>>153567844called it
poor takagi
HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND
>slowed down at the end>lose by 0.77 secondswhy
IM ALSO NAMED DE JONGI FEEL LIKE I WON THE GOLD
The curse of the last pair apparently
sad for takagi but happy for ragne
we should ban the Netherlands for being orange and retarded
Wow I am now so proud of being born in the same country of a person I have nothing to do with.
(T_T)
>>153567751Based and LinkedIn pilled
>>153567962Maybe you should hit her up and change that
>>153567906Must be a terrifyingly stressful job if you think about it, one moment of inattention, one lingering shot where some ass pops into view and it could be your career
Omedetou dutch...
that norge and leaf are they shagging
>>153567301Corr
Believed in Japan for a moment.
>>153567502Luv me flatties
My 3 favorite Dutch athletes are Ripjma, Kok and Bol
>>153567986Being another simp on her socials?No thanks. Besides I don't think my gf would like it.
Based Ragne
>>153567751Did you have to use a FLEET laxative saline enema? I have to before my prostate ultrasound (sticking a sensor up my ass)
>>153567996arigato!
>>153568022I also do love kok and bol
>>153567857How is it so big?
>>153567857lord almighty
de Jong
#1
We fucking won.She was bullied relentlessly as a kid so I am extra happy for her.
>>153568022What happened to jma :( ?
>>153568142what they're doing to her should be illegal
>>153568119>tfw the same name as her husband
>>153568119Haven't met an ugly redhead yet
GIMME THOSE PANTIES
>>153568226Claim your Olympic gold medal winner wife
>>153568142bullied for what?
kek her husband
Pantyflash lmao
>>153568271It's probably very sweaty...
>>153567962Ok boomer
>>153568308WHERE IS THE WEBM
>>153565365Who's the blonde behind Kok?
>>153568051Neuken!
>>153568277Being a redhead godess
Relay skating later today is kind of a memesport no?
>>153568277Being a ginger horse
>>153568330Some nobody
>>153568142Isabeau is such a qt
>>153568277For having red hair. Kids pushing her off her bike. Pulling her hair. Calling her names. They they can all eat it now.
>>153568327wasnt on my broadcast probably dutchie exclusive
>>153568327Too busy jerking off sry
>>153568330Jake Paul's girlfriend and 1000m gold winner Jutta
PANTIES PANTIES UWUWUWU
>>153568359it does have some kino of people falling sometimes which is all that matters
>>153566633Is that achievable natty?
how do you become an ioc member
I'm gonna miss Canadian mommy. her last olympics.
>>153568445be a billionare and bow to the antichrist
>>153568414I think short track skating is one of the most fun events because of how chaotic it is, but when you add relay to it then it starts being too silly for me.
Alles for Passi Bassie
>>153568486The only event I have ever seen more chaotic than a short track relay is the Madison in track cycling.
all quick to put their hats, toques, and headbands back on, can't have people noticing your frizzy hair>women
LESBIANS
chu~
wiklund is kinda cute tho
>>153568327
>Antoinette isn't changing poses every 2 secondsShe needs lessons from Jutta and Femke.
kissu!
>>153568561Perfectly sized
>>153568561Is that uh sweat or oil?
>>153568568ty champ
>>153568358>>153568369>>153568376it is a recessive gene. technically.
>>153568568She need to take a shit or something?
webm of the podium girls cheek kissing the winner
>>1535685883/5 footgame
>>153568561zou niet raken oetz
>>153568622
>>153568585this is a redhead woman out in the sun she is probably covered with castor oil on top of everything else
>>153568682That was so awkward
>>153568609If she does my mouth is ready
>>153568682 Based lol
>>153568568
>>153565434so mine and every experts predictions were wrong because the track was heavy todayall the sprinter types (kok, takagi) slowed too much and the longer distance types pulled throughpart of what makes the 1500 great
>>153568682>haha, we should do one where i kiss you>guys, haha, we should do one where we kiss>listen, haha, it would be crazy if we kissedI see what you're doing Ragne
>>153565365White women = Pristine
>>153567366>>153567615duh.
>>153568682lesbian whores
>>153568896
>>153568682Ragne enjoyed that a bit too much
>>153568682
>>153568935She wanted it a bit too much haha
>>153568682You guys told me that all of them are beauties.
there's another 1500m today?
>>153567857>>153568682she is such rapey lesbo, good for her
>>153569970women's 1500m shorttrack in 1 bong
>>153570106she really likes women
>>153570343Not subtle at all
>>153566981SEASONS CHANGEAND I TRIED HARD JUST TO SOFTEN YOU
>>153570676heh
>>153565536She's in the 1500m
>>153568051i prefer her sister
>>153570343>tfw ragne will never love you likes she loves women
>No posts in 20 minutesWhy is no one posting?
>>153572134because short track>>153571246>>153571246>>153571246
>>153565721Well, it's partly cheating, she's half Dutch
>>153568682oof
Where can I see a full video of the Sellier crash and aftermath? Everything on YouTube is AI narrated slop
>>153580576This isn't the shorttrack thread muttboy
>>153580626Sorry, I'm just here to see women get hurt and possibly cry, toothpaste nigga.
