Women's two-manHeat 1 now, heat 2 later
lets goo
my girl is going to push it
USA USA USAEZ
any cute racoon girl bobsledders here?
The cameramen are not coomers. Sad, unwatchable.
why aren't magachuds crying on twitter right now that armbruster humphries is leading for america instead of canada and calling her a traitor??
>pusher only got into the sport 6 months agobobsled is such a meme sport
all the american women are 40smth yo and keep having retarded children
How did sign language mommy do?
>>153568551why would they need to train more? their role is just about power and strenght
>>153568551commentator said the the swiss had a great run but they were slower due to equipment THEY DONT EVEN HAVE THE SAME SLED WITH DIFFERENT COLORS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS LIKE F1
>>153568551That was the entire plot of Cool Runnings. Bunch of B level bums go into bob sledge and kick ass. It's a total meme sport.
>>153568597i mean almost every bobsledder story goes "was jogging at the beach one day and then suddenly he/she decided to get into bobsled, 2 months later he/she's at the olympics", i love it
>>153568678nah, the real story is: i was mediocre at the sport i was doing, but was scouted by some coach that thought i'd do well so i joined the team
>>153568651>All the jamaicans who got into the sport because of that shit movieLol lmao even
engineering is an olympic sport
why is corner 4 so fucked
>>153568635but having snowmobiles or ice speedway is a big no-no, go figure
>>153568242nice
is bobsled the only winter olympic sport that consistently has black people in it
>rented sled from romania>bianca shrink wrapped it herself to look like thisholy shit is this really not a sport wtf
>>153568790kek
>>153568790it is a sport, just the olympic rules are brokenthey should all be forced to ride (in all sled sports) on open source vehicles and not on hidden secret technology
We'll somehow choke this one tooFuck this gay earth
>>153568790Sport with the most sovl.
ITS HER TIME
>>153568870>open sourcethat would mean each sled would cost millions of dollars and only americans germans and chinks would be able to afford it
>>153568933>that would mean each sled would cost millions of dollarswhat makes you say that?
>british driver tried to ride on the left side of the roadclassic
>>153568984lol
>>153568956because its the same thing that happens in velodrome cycling
our commentator:>canada manages to reach the end!
is this really the body type that bobsled produces
>No team Jamaica not kino
Do you have what it takes to be a bob sledder?
actually, we won because our pusher is the hottest one there
>>153569070Desi is one of a kind
>>153569097>hottest one thereUhhh
>>153569155did i stutter?
>>153569086honestly yes
>simona using her racing helmet designkino
>>153568242Oh perfect, when is Desi Johnson of Australia competing? Anyone have training webms?>tfw been following her for years, long before she was a bobsledder
>Italians have the home field advantage>20th
>>153569237>and now I see>>153568910>>153569155>>153569123>>153569086Based, pulling up a stream
Just one sniff is all I ask
has anyone here bobsledded before?
How many fucking teams are allowed to participate in this
>>153569493i have sled on some bops tho, does that count?
>>153569414Based, can't wait to see her in the comp suit
>this shit will go on for 3 more timesJesus Christ
>>153568242By the way if anyone has any webms of it, would be much appreciative!
Hilarious how they don't even give the name of the pusher on the leaderboard
I think Desi should do skeleton instead of bobsled
mixed bobsledyes or no
>>153569878Mixed skeleton would be peak
>>153569672She knows it would be too powerful
is an bobsled a athlete
heat 2 when
>>15357025630 bings
>>15357025618:50 GMT
how are >we doing?
>>1535710062-3-4, .05 off gold, top 5 covered by .22
>>153571006the american mutt destroyed you
Austrian sluts are 100% banging
OZs on the bubble now
when do the mericans go?
>>15357134012 more
I’d love to be the dude flying the drone
desi start webms or gay posters
which part of canada are these girls from?
>>153571584kwanada
Challenge: find a bobsleigher who isn't a dkye
>>153571777they are all military air forced related so of course they are dykes or have man faces
I missed their run :/
>>153571777That was easy
these girls are thiccc
these camera angles are gay as fucklet me see the bunda
K-KANSEI DORIFTO?
>USA
>American bobsleighing
kek, German commentator not even paying attention
how big of a deal difference does the sleigh itself make? Are the best athletes the best mostly because their federations spend a truck load more of money on the thing compared to the rest?
>>153571819They're a little too touchySus
>>153572094They are really trying my patience now. Its like they don't want high viewing figures
>>153571819Desi happy
>>153572154germany and usa only on top because of ityes
>>153572177are you telling me that there are lesbians in women's sports ?!?
>>153572154You can't win without a good sleigh, but you also can't win without a good driver
>>153572235sure, but the sled makes the biggest difference here
levi a cute!
yeah it's gonna be a total kraut victory by the end
GERMANY STRONG
>Onlyfans whoreMany such cases
>>153572287BOOBA
>>153572287Wait, she is doing actual nudes? Afew days ago I daw a report on the official state tv that shows olympic games about how some of our athletes do onlyfans "to earn a bit on the side" and was basically completely positive avout it. The reporting woman emphasized that these athletes are not doing any nudes at all, just some "deep dive into training etc". I know it, they are all fucking whores and our state tv enables it to the youth.
>>153572382Shortlisted, thanks
>>153572287>>153572382does she really need to do this
>>153572421where else would she get the money?
>>153572421Now that the TV broadcasters go out of their way to avoid showing bunda, yes she does
>>153572482Free market innit
>>153572421>need toIts a whoreAny woman doing pro winter sports is coming from rich parents at least in germanyThis bitch is literally just a whore that cant get enough
>>153572287Monobob has standardised sleds, but US and Germany still come top. They have the best sleds and the best drivers
>>153572404you know how the internet works, right?https://fapello.com/lisa-buckwitz-3/
>>153572532>This bitch is literally just a whore that cant get enoughkinda based
done for tonight?
Results after 2 of 4 heats
What would drive a woman to this?
Unironically how much longer until we get straight up porn content from olympic villages filmed for the athletes onlyfans? This unironically could make the first athletes that do it millionaires.
>>153572736money
Buckwitz nipples are near perfection
>>153572612Der Coomer
>>153572736
>>153572421do you think she gets paid for sliding down the tube?
>>153572736I did not know that picture.I like it
>please anon. I need money for the Olympics
>>153573025bros i'm starting to think she might be a whore
>>153573025i actually remembered her face to be uglier, that's not bad
>>153573025I'd like her to steer my bob iykwim
>>153573025>this is a 10 in Germany
>>1535727782028 is in LA
>>153572778Did the one Canadian pole vaulter not make any content during the 2024 Olympics?
>>153573186she might not be a 10, but a woman like this will give you 6 healthy sons and still screw your brains out every night
>>153572612>No coomer.party pageBooo
>>153572853kek, wtf is this
it's joever
4 man bob, run 1esskeetit
the "Sport" all nations can compete in because it's not a sport lol
our tv broadcasters messed up the audio for a few seconds when the stream startedthey didn't know the mic was already onthey said:"*laughing* we avoid team 21?"
Lochnerwinslol
>>153582014Lmao
Germans have nice bobs
is the whole team steering or are they justballast?
0 chance even the most retarded team tips over
>top 3 isn't all GermanGetting a bit worried.>>153582049They lean a bit, but mostly ballast.Guy in the back applies the brakes at the end.
>>153582049They all lean, but nearly all the steering comes from the driver
>austria
>crashing the startDo Austrians not have German autism when it comes to this?
>schluchtenscheißers
they should make new bob tracks for bob drifting
>>153582096we are not related to them at all
Why was Lochner so fast
>>153582096>
>>153582144Sled was made of ventolin
fucking germans
>Although bobsleighs once were ridden by five or six, crews were reduced in the 1930s to either two or four people.They should bring this back, the loaded sled would weigh like 900kg.>>153582108I'm not sure how you could actually encourage drifting in a bobsleigh, you can't accelerate out of the turns.
RIP France
>Guy only just managed to get in before a big wall bangWe were metres away from kino
Now I understand why this sport has an abnormally high CTE rate, that crash looked nasty for whiplash
>>153582212
>>153573186lmao look at the British flag daring to rate anyone’s looks
>>153582212if you put a machine that heavy on modern courses, they would crash out on the first turn
>>153582226no homo
ack
What kind of bobsled do you drive, anon?
I imagined Canadians to be better at sledging
>>153573025she's like 1 or 2 cosmetic surgeries from being really hotbreak nad shape her jaw and cheakbones and it's all fixed+ teach her how to do good makeup
>>153582259they probably dont have the latest and greatest bmw sled
>>153582259government cut their funding. they're using last year's equipment.
>>153582260kim pls
The announcer on the sliding sports is the same guy who does track and field for summer, right? His voice sounds so distinct
>>153582259Have you never seen the quality of driving in Mumbai?
>>153582268pretty amazing that the athletes also engineer their bobs
>Stav racing for Liechtenstein
>>153582279kek
>>153582272oh wow, the horrorlast year? poor guysimagine sliding on a 9 year old luge
>>153582278yeahaussie immigrant
>>153568242>Women's two-manTwo-man? Or two-woman?
>>153582253
>HUEsledI guess the must compete in bundasports
>>153582295I misremembered. They're eight years old. https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/winter/bobsleigh/milano-cortina-olympics-canada-bobsled-rebuild-morgan-campbell-feb11-9.7083031
>>153582316yeah, that sounds more like it
orange is so cool looking don't you think?
>>153582316>defund sports programs so we can afford to import more immigrantssuch is life in a post-national state
LETS GO
>>153582343we love a social democracy until it comes to sporting success
>>153582333yes it is great color
are teams with lighter dudes allowed to add weight to the sled?
>>153582349:D
jamaicabros... we might not get to the final after all
>nigga called Taekwondo
I wonder if they’re more famous than usain. Probably not
>>153582333shut up, drumpg
>>153582351Yeah, there's a max weight and everyone adds ballast until they reach it
>
>>153582351Yes, only the total weight including crew is limited.But heavier lads are advantageous in general, not just for pushing but also because you can shift more weight in turns.
Ugh israel...
My taxes helped this team
you'd think China had top tier sleds
>if only you knew how bad things were
>>153582299He means both holes I think
>uber driver
>MandelbauerWow, /sci/ is also taking part?
Mandelbaeur
LIFE IS A HIGHWAYI WANNA IT ALL NIGHT LONG
>>153582505I think you missed something
>>153582523>rideIt’s 5am here oops
>>153582535no worries. happy to see you here. the more the merrier.
Second run in around 1h.
>>153582560do they refresh the ice?
>In 2023, five of Edelman's teammates were drafted to serve in the Israel Defense Forces in the Gaza War. Edelman strung together a season by bringing in new athletes in each race for the IBSF North American Circuit, ultimately winning Israel's first ever sanctioned bobsleigh podium.[36][37]
They do fix it up a bit, but it's not a proper refresh
>rai sport is apologizing for >>153582014
>S. Pitter
>>153583122lol wtf
Business idea: the two guys in the middle have to shoot at targets on the way down
CRASH
WE FINALLY GOT A CRASH BOYS
Damn, almost got to the finish.
would have been funnier if it went over the finish
damn i missed it
>>153583198
austrians in charge of not destroying fun for other peolpe...
Lmao the fat bald guy slipped
>>153583281Sooo close, lmao.Hope the lad is ok.
>>153583281>so close quite comical
>>153583281shame about the finishing touch
>>153583281Kino
Cancel the event
>>153583281almost made the finish line sideways
>>153583281>Oh n-
CUTE tifoso
He's dead F
our commentator expert is assuming something happened when they were pulling the bob back (they haven't showed that on tv) because he watched the replays and didn't see any moment where an actual injury could have happened during the crash
>>153583407isn't his head smacking the wall when it tips over at the start >>153583281
>>153583281>>153583294thanks for clipping always anon
>>153583424i feel like that first hit doesn't look dangerous at all. the second one looks more scary (the one at 5th second)who knows, it's all assumptions at this time
Do we know anything more? Can't find a bobsled stream. UK's TNT Sports 2 is covering some other stuff
>>153583407>>153583457Wouldn't it still be a huge energy load going into his neck/head with each hit? Commentators said something about him walking, but also a stretcher, so....
>>153583503>Do we know anything more?no
>>153583281peacock bastards cut this out of the stream
>>153583503olympicstreamsDOTco
>>153583512i mean even if he just pulled a muscle it's better to be safe than sorry and just secure the whole neck and drive him to hospital for test
>>153583514>>153583528Cheers m80s
is this live now or a replay?
this is nothing, look what happened in training
>>153583581probably not something that actually happened
How do they even train this in Brazil?
>>153583591the exact same way every other country without a course does
>>153583591the same way we train it here on a concrete hill
>>153583591Probably the same way they train in Jamaica and Trinidad.
>>153583599VR
Down here
>>153583613my first tactical nuke was here
>>153583581hardware prices tripled for this
>swiss precision
YOU FORGOT THE BAR
they wrapped him in tinfoil
>>153568242Who is this Bob guy?
>>153583589the video is right there retard
>>153583613Hated this fucking level. Fucking favela street rats
>>153583626no they didn'tthey trippled because a bunch of fags are mass buying them with fake money and another bunch of fags refuses to up the production amount because they want more money for free
>>153583641He's going in the oven
>>153583641They're protecting the spectators from the powerful vax rays his body is emitting.
>>153583281not how youre supposed to go down the tunnel
>>153583657blocked
>kwabnada
>>153583641they started covering him in that when he was still laying on ice to keep the heat insidestandard procedure
>>153583581China, NO!!
Commentator just confirmed that the Austrian lad is alive and conscious.
/bob/ looks fun
>>153583720Good even though he is Austrian
>>153583779It would be worth the CTE
>>153583780what bad things have austrians ever done to the world
>>153583803
are the drones following a pre-programmed path or manually controlled?
FUCK
>>153583820they are manually controlled
>>153583820manually within predefined areas
these yellow bobs are fast
>>153583908BMW engines are good on sleds
>>153583579>Helmet sitting on the fence with no body attachedrip
Yep, >we are back on track.
>germanywinslol
Why are they never fast when they are carrying my packages?
>france
>>153583951not enough ice on the roads
KINO
why don't they have airbags?
Good god, man...
um France?
Started the stream back up and thought they were showing a replay of Austria. kek
german bob carves scratches into the lane. Old tactic
why can't they tuck their head fully inside for when they crash. seems like an obvious thing for safety but what do I know I guess
>>153583970Apparently they're considering adding some sort of roll cage and belts to keep people from being thrown out of the sleds.
another one? lol
kwabsled
absolute kino today
>>153584012cause its optimized for the race and not for a crash
>>153584070stupid frenchie tried to do parkour tricks during the run
AGAIN CRASH
NO WAY
DEATHSLIDE
>italian ice
jesus christ
ANOTHER ONE
Clean it up again, jannies.
the track is probably unusable by now with 3 crashes
kek lmao
What the fuck
>>153584116wish i had some right now
https://litter.catbox.moe/ddmsaz5sn3nhmzy1.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/8g226wryvpllmu5x.mp4crashapalooza
Kino track
That's that, then. Women are 5h30 from now.
This was great, awesome runs from the best and some crash kino to go with it
