Women's 1500mhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/w/1500m-------------/qfnl/--------/race-result>20:15 CET - Women's 1500m - Quarterfinals>21:02 CET - Women's 1500m - Semifinals>22:00 CET - Women's 1500m - Final B>22:07 CET - Women's 1500m - Final AMen's 5000m Relayhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/tr/m/5000mry4----------/fnl-/--------/race-result>21:18 CET - Men's 5000m Relay - Final B>21:30 CET - Men's 5000m Relay - Final A
LOVE THIS SHIT
last short track event
Kim got this right?
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brb need to get drunk for this for maximum enjoyment since its the last one and all:(
>>153571434mass start tomorrow!
schulting is bogged
>>153571452ugly>>153571460pretty
kino time
I can't wait to see how good my precious Kim is looking today
kim gilli is figuratively my wife
>>153571444wtf I got lied tooalso, C H E C K E D
drinking some texelse tonight, what about you?
stop fucking staying on the last placeso stupid
slow as hell start
inb4 michelle velzeboer fall
the thinking womens race
>>153571535no this is the last day of short track, the rest of the events are on the long track
>>153571602haha
literally 40 iq racingso retarded for fuck sake
>michelle>falls
lmao michelle again, amerislips-esque
That velzeboer is clumsy as hell
>falls at the last lapKWAB
>>153571573My thighs are thinner than that
>she fell>again
>>153571602
>Velzeboer fallsOh!>It's MichelleOh.Fell in the relay as well.
>>153571602kek
>sister has a billion golds>you fall every discipline you participate in
>Michelle is start go for gold in slipping against my Amerislips
velzebros...
third time she fell lmao, atleast her sister will probably get gold again
i can't believe i've ever though maliszewska is elite with how low iq she is, holy fuck
BUTTS
>>153571699
>>153571699velzekwab
>>153571709Wet bum
god I love Kim Gil Li
>>153571682xandra is absolutely not the favorite on this distance, lacks endurance
sounds like a bad case of winter vagina
>tfw we'll never have an elfstedentocht olympic event
TRIPPED KEK
>already 2 for 2 on fallsyep we short track now
>>153571726Back away from my wife
/ourref/ is ready to review
turn right
>>153571736weak mind
somodi is absolutely qt btwt. knower
>Do Nothing>WinLove Short Track Chaos
China shoved her, surely.
stand back and stand by
>>153571794the king of short track
love their booby bumps
>>153571785Honestly short track is the most based and kino winter oly event I seen. Hockey is gay and rigged like figure skating
>Dragon Ladies CheatingAnd WE get all the hate?!
Is Stoddard """racing""" this distance?
Another China DQ to the tally
REFSKATE
this event is a mess compared to the one we watched earlier
short track? more like ref track
>>153571818i hope so
>>153571794he can't keep getting away with it
Get fucked, commies
>>153571808TRVKE
>>153571818stoddard performed sudoku with her ice skate
>>153571460she looks like that italian speed skating milf that won gold medal
wtf is belgium doing kek
>>153571839kek i could watch that all day
200 IQ
how is this more popular on /sp/ than ski halfpipe?
based racing off
based
Belgian is gonna gas out
LMAO LETS FUCKING GO BELGIUM
LITERALLY UNBEATABLE
YOU CAN'T JUST LAP THE FIELD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
good shit
sighel will choke like her brother
why do they let them do that what the fuck
she's Frisian btw
fuck i missed her take off ahead what a trip
>>153571870Have you watch it? This shit is awesome.Aldo, Belgium is gonna waste all her energy and have nothing for the finals.
She's... a genius...
idiotic tactic because she lost too much strength for the next run
LMAOOOO schooled them
lmao wtf was that
RUSED
I'm confused why did they all stop trying when she passed the line
lmao
kekkkkkk these bitches confused
>>153571870halfpipe is shit like every X game event
So women really?
>>153571926probably didnt expect to win the heat any other way
>Short track camerawork
kek
>>153571926not really, she just ran the fast laps early and cruised the rest of the way
based STRATEGY because that was fun
THEY FUCKED UP THE TIMES>THEY FUCKED UP THE TIMES
>>153571935big dumbs thought the run was over
>>153571920I'm watching this ski halfpipe and bobsled
Fuck I LOVE SHORT TRACK SO MUCH BROS
I remember a chink already did that. Why don't they all do it?
>>153571958are italians the dumbest europeans or what
>>153571958she glitched out the ITA ice rigging
>bamboozle the game>confuse everyone including productionbased beelzebubke
FINAL DESEESHUN
>camera hovers right above her ass
THE RIG IS INgod i love this nonsense "sport" so much
even the ref is smiling
>>153571969you're fucked if you can't catch up to the group again
>Rigged one last event for ItalyHow am I not surprised
>>153571974Yes. Spaghetticucks keep fucking with the short track scheduling but it's back to its normal time now
oh fuck stoddards on the ice
CORRINE STODDARD OH FUCK
feels like the ref just decides who goes through ill take the raccoon thanks
>>153571988i NEED a korean gf
>be france>let belgian run away for free>get dqed for cheatingclassic
STODDARD STARTINGSTODDARD STARTINGSTODDARD STARTING
Why do illegal shit when VAR is happening every race
RED ALERTSTODDARD ON THE ICE
>stoddardhere we go
amerifall time?
Oh christ, prepare for more crashes.
>everyone steering clear of the wrecking ball
TOTALSTODDARDDEATH
they are all afraid of her and keep their distance masterplan
just stay away from burger and you'll win, gabi
>>153572023The only thing we're good at is biathlon. I don't even what we send all these other shitters for.
Imagine if Stoddard ends up winning
>slips
well great, russian whore killed her...
>>153572058hehe
CHUTE
stoddard will deliver next race, trust the plan
Don't put this american sperg on sarault's bracket
you doubted?
>>153572064you've got great snowboarders but they all choked
>she didn't slipWE'RE GOLD MATERIAL BROS
>Everyone but Stoddard falls
im out of the loop, whats so polarizing about stoddard?
>Green review
>>153572103kek she ran into the girl in red's butt
>>153572121she fall in all of her races so far
>>153572107Quiet piggy
>>153572121she has fallen every race of this tournament, this was the first one where she stayed upright
>>153572121Bitch falls constantly. Her and KSG too
schulting incoming
She literally bounced off her ass
>>153572121fell on her own in multiple races, knocked other bitches over multiple times in start of one race
what the fuck is this shitADV us, that russian whore made her slip
>>153572121she kept stepping into the gaping holes in the ice early on
happy for stoddard
punished schulting incoming
SUUZ!!! SUUZ!!! SUUZ!!! SUUZ!!!
Suz!
someone take velzeboer out pls
xandra looks 4x hotter with a helmet and visor on, she should wear that casually
>>153572186I hate her face
>michelle overtook stoddard as the slip queenDutchslips
>>153572146>DUMPERTkek
>quarter final 5
nice
>>153572208mogged by shiffrin
medic on the ice
>>153572209wat
>>153572244chat is this bad
>>153572211Stop noticing things
Those two dutch skaters will bounce each other of the podium for sure, screen this.
Someone died
Who got hurt? Did Stoddard get back on the ice and start tripping people?
>wearing a face maskpretty beta tbf
>Women's 1500mWait this definitely happened earlier today, Canada won it already
time for our grandma
Freaky Dutch Bastard
>>153572278No she actually finished the race, and first no less kek
open wound on google
>>153572288different sport
>>153572175>>153572208>>153572257
>>153572211>6
>>153572268>>153572255webm? I missed it
Confrontola time was really good huh
Does vezelboer only do this category i swear I saw her on another event
>>153572103StoddardAura.webm
>>153572314they didn't really show the injury
>>153572305what
>>153572320is this allowed chat?
bring back gunpowder blank starterpistols
>>153572320>I’M SAF-ack
>>153572329huh? she has 2 golds
>>153572320nice bunda
>>153572121
>another AmerislipBASED
Belgian 4 is a cute
>>153572365The ass too fat
>>153572320>if you can't win, just kill your opponentsNot really the Olympic values there
SLIP
and dead
>SLIPS
I miss the Korean girl with the fat ass.
>amerislip
PAUSE
Did someone die again
polska ded
never seen them red flag a race
>Race stoppedGrim
KEK
STOP THE RACE AN ITALIAN NEEDS TO WIN
TTHANK YOU AMERICAN CUNT
fucking hell
this fucking sportliterally never two races the same
ANOTHER DED
>Italian queen fallsSTOP THE RACE
>>153572371My wife won :)
wtf hanne desmet is delicious
BLEEDING OUT BLEEDING OUT BLEEDING OUT BLEEDING OUT BLEEDING OUT BLEEDING OUT
>fontana falls>STOP THE GAME IMMEDIATELY
race restart because someone is injured and it would be dangerous to keep going
ooh yuck
>italian out>red flagreally gets the noggin joggin
>ksg killed everyone again
>ITA in trouble>activate rigging protocols
they be holding up white cloth to cover the blood
>Italian Refs putting both Italian women through despite them losingI've seen enough.
HOLY SHIT
w-what do they need the power drill for
wtf
Oh fuck
holy fuck
BAWH GAWD SHES DEAD
>>153572208>>153572257
Oh Jesus that pollack got SLICED
holy shit blade in the eye
NONONONONONONOO I CANT ICANT I CANT THAT IS THE WORST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
Americans are murderous
oh shit what was bad
WTF did she just lose her eye???
that does not look good
this fucking cunt should never be allowed on the icethis was waiting to happen from the very first dayban americans from short track
oh fuck her eye
holy shit she got turned into a cyclops
did she get her face cut up!?
Goddamn Poland got fucked up
She got her face sliced up
OH FUCK WTFIS HER EYE OK?!
The perfect job
WTF
>lost an eyeholy shit
we're watching the italian lady, but that another one got right in face, nothing about her?
Eye status??!?
SHORT TRACK ON THE IOC CHOPPING BLOCK
why do they hate our competitive spirit?
Missed it. Was it bad?
Nice buttrub on the Italian
holy fuck the Polish girl took a blade to right below the eye
Please webm of the ass rub
I legit need to filter that I never want to see that ever again
can the dutch stop blatantly rigging it against our athletes?
>cbc not showing anythingWtf happened?
that's what the masks are for fellas
and just like that, protective face shields got written into the rules
>>153571246>face gets cut openCool
Bloodsport
Actually can't believe they broadcasted that replay
>>153572285perhaps not
>commentator thinks the Polish girl had a problem with her sunglasses that caused the cutIs he retarded?
>>153572553Nice
the blade hit her below the eye, that was fucking close
>>153572559about fucking time
>>153572553Yeah I hope its not as bad as it looks
does this count as a heem
>>153572528Got a surprising amount of screentime in Eurosport
>>153572553I'm not watching it, nigga
Where are you guys watching this? There are no streams anywhere
Somehow the Italian and American still get to skate despite falling>hmmm
>>153572553That's awful, god bless
eyewear MANDATED
>>153572553looks like it missed the eye, but still fucking terrifying
>>153572600national TV lad
Murdermerican skater basically cut the Poland girl's eye with her blade
hue broadcast showed the girl being removed, she was covered in blood
>>153572594Only interesting thing going on that they could show.
that eye is done>>153572533they can't show someones sliced eye popping out their socket on live TV Denmark bro
>>153572600
that bitch should never have been allowed on ice
>>153572600France TV
>American tries to murder Polish girl>WAHHH I was penalized?!?
>>153572604bro if they kept running they would have run over the injured polack
>>153572553jesus, this is why some wear masks
das pechoog weg
about time they parked that bitch
>>153572553rip
>>153572553AIEEEEEEE. holy SHIT, I hope she makes it out okayamerislips are actually killing the competition but unironically
btw if any of you are wondering why the velzeboer family introduced the face protection, here's why
>>153572629no not her eye, but like where is she? how bad is it etc etc
>>153572635just a little cut :)
>>153572600national television
>>153572637I'm fine with them stopping it.The Italian shouldn't be there though.
>>153572642Why are they like this?
>making us waste more energyyea great job italy
>>153572553Holy shit, I hope she doesn't lose that eye since the blade first hit her eyes protector. Hopefully it's just a normal cut.
Falls, asses, butt massages and cut out eyes. How can anybody say this isnt Kino?
>>153572553her skate kicks up off of the pole's glove, incidental
>>153572559why isnt it there yet? it looks extremely dangerous
Looks like she was cut was right under her eye. Would’ve been gnarly as fuck if she was hit right in her eye.
>>153572553>THE GOGGLES. THEY DO NOTHING
>>153572553now she's going to have a cool scar
>>153572600you did pay your loicense right?
>>153572553
Un Chien Andalou..
>>153572674I'm not here to see qts lose their eyes or get hurt...
>>153572674Enjoy while it lasts before the great neutering
>>153572656desu i'm surprised it isn't widespread, it's not like it's a massive spend to use them
why can't my job be massaging speed skaters' fat asses
>amerislips banned
>>153572699Cheeky reference.
This american shorttracker has done nothing but fall and take other people out this olympics
>>153572669the crash and injury were both ameritards faults
>>153572713Deserved it desu. Bitch's slips finally did damage to someone
>>153572642>How?>Killing isn’t allowed?
Belgium was fast damn
>>153572684every rule written exist because something happened before it, so now those helmets with protective visors will be much more likely to become the standard
Europeans shouldn't be allowed to have any say on any racing events. They live in a sanitized world afraid of any real competition and they squeeze any soul out of all races. Just look at shit like F1, you can't even look at another driver wrong without getting a penalty.
Not such a bad idea huh
>italoslips>remake race>place 2nd:^)
>>153572688kino photo
santos is a bitch
>>153572691yeah below and above the eye but nothing more
>>153572700I amt. ryona connoisseur
>>153572642>italian pushes pole into you>you get disqualifiedleast retarded reffie
What did the american girl do wrong though? It wasn't intentional or flagrant. A girl fell down and her face ended up where the blades are. What was the american girl supposed to do?
>>153572752If you couldn't tell these games have been rigged until now then idk what to tell you.
>>153572674>tf>tp
>>153572600>he hasn't paid the fiver for discovery plusevery single event of the olympics has been live here m8 https://play.discoveryplus.com/live-olympics-sports-schedule
>get scarred for life>get penalised
PENALTY FOR POLAND?????????IS THIS RETARD SMOKING CRACK???????????
>>153572750needs to be fixed better though, in halve the falls it still pops off
this sport needs to be bannedfirst of all its too dangerous and what a joke a race can literally be paused and restarted like some single player videogame
lmao the polish skater got a pen
>>153572553lol i can actually feel this i feel it in my tummy thats insane
Stay mad lmao
>>153572779yea i dont get it either
>2 Italians pushed through due to the only 2 penalties>Curious
what's the fucking point of penalizing the pole?
did her eye actually get cut? I'm not watching that replay again
>>153572797shut up faggot. short track is too based and kino for you
>>153572623I think her eye wasn't damaged because the blood was coming from the deep cut below her eye, but still, poor woman.
>SANTOS-GriswoldDont worry bros Trump will deport her
>>153572752>>153572782it was Poland who fell. Arianna got basically injured so she won't win, chill. Bugs will take this
this ref needs to be put down with the whole american team>>153572779she crashed our girl and then kicked her
The blood gods are too punishing today, please spare us going forward
>>153572779the fact that they also banned the pole makes me thing that it's another case of shared guilt like sighel last time
>>153572826no it was just below
>>153572826to me it looks like it hits and slices up her cheekbone
>>153572824>Refskate>Doesn't rig it on home turfWhat would be the point then?
>>153572826nah dont think so, just below and above the eye
>>153572797Eat Shit, No Gold.
DEATH TO AMERICA
>>153572700Neither am i. Still kino
polish girl dood, wat nou
>>153572642>>153572553it's pretty clear that little dog pasta rat "legend" pushes the pole into the yank with her shoulder
Appropriate that the Polish girl gets a badass Witcher scar across her eye
>>153572888>digitosCHECKED and trvke
>7 Skaters in each Semifinaloh HELL NAW
>>153572910hopefully more PENAL in the semis so we get pure chaos in the final
>>153572910Kino incoming
amerislip is funny and all but that time wasn't her fault
CRAZY FROG REMIX LETS FUCKING GOOOO
>>153572826the blade knocked her glasses out then hit sort of flat in her cheekbone and a bit of the eyebrow, it may have cut the eyelid a bit, beyond that it's hard to tell
>>153572910moord schaats
>>153572553I thought i wanted to see but I realize now I didnt
>>153572779She was the only one who lifted her skate in that shaky curve causing the wound I guess.
>>153572907based
like i'm actually fuming over this shitthat american bitch was doing this dangerous shit the whole olympicsremember that race they kept restarting nonstop and then banned the chink?it was her doing slimy shit and falling down every time when she didn't get out of corner in good positionhow she almost killed somebody and they punished the victim...
>Fontana has to do 3 races in a rowYeah guys we are rigging so hard wooohooo
>ik uh
>>153572949polish girl fell and her arm caused american girl to fall and cut her open
>>153572797>sport dangerous therefore badfag take. Jonathan Bowden speaks of this
Its a good thing she was polish, they are a bit less developed so the eye sits nice and deep in the skull
>>153572953It was funny as long as no one got hurt but these American girls have been a fucking menace on the ice
>>153572779Her and the pole kamikazed the turn and fell
>>153572953shut up faggot. Our girl got penalized too.
>>153572975if we were rigging then pietro sighel wouldn't have been PENAL'd out of all the distances he ran lol
semi final 2 is velzeboer, schulting and confortola again, with saraultnice seeding
>>153572983>ik ook
Ban KSG. Sorry Poland bros, we're resorting to Canadian tactics to win now>gets DQ
>>153572209why do they wear thongs underneath? are they sluts?
>>153572953pipe down, Mikolaj. ur bitch ran into our bitch and got her just comeuppance
>>153572888based
>>153572994
>>153573021>4 of the best skaters in the same heatwell done
>>153572985no, american caused our girl to fall AND kicked her in the face with unnatural movement and our girl swept the italian on the way
She's going to have a badass scar at least
>>153572949watch the video, her skate ramps up off the glove
MORE BLOOD MORE SPEED
Its always yanks involved when someone gets killed
Every time I see multiple short trackers crash to the side in a ball of unprotected faces and very sharp steel I keep thinking the only way I'd partake to this sport is using those steel mesh helmets young and women hockeyplayers are mandated to use.
we're just too high test
>>153573057cry about it, bitch.
>>153572826Her cro magnon genetics saved her and her cheekbones took the hit, if she had bulging ethnic eyes it would've been over.
>>153572953they are basically kikes
>>153573057>unnatural movement
the Polish girl who might've lost an eye btw
>>153573012her and the other one should never be allowed on icethey are danger to the other skatersfalling down is normal, but if you do it in every race there's something fucking wrong with youif you cause a crash every time you go inside of a car, you should not have a license
poland bros need to shed amerislip blood you have my blessings
>>153573057no you retard watch the video
>>153572750The thing around their necks, is that to protect against neck cuts?
ay caramba
>>153573097suddenly i don't care no more
>>153573030are you blind or retarded?
>>153572994kanker mongol with flat face is a kanker mongol, not "a bit more developed"
>>153573058Mensur scarring is so back
>>153573097kek is he an olympian too?
>>153573097guess her eyesight was already fucked anyway
>>153573097at least her husband will look better to her now.
>>153573097typical polish couple
just FYI: refskating sentences follow no rhyme or reason. it's just whatever the fuck they feel like doing at any given time.enjoy the chaos
they just said her eye is fine!
>>153573097Polishbros...can you explain??
>>153573106>>153573115>>153573126that eye is GONE
>3 semifinals
They just announced that she lost the eye :(
>>153573140i didn't know france was competing in that lap
>>153573153kek
>>153573057should have had her eyes on the prize
>>153573139watch the video, Mikolaj
>>153573174The 6 quarters didnì't cue you in?
>>153573097>pretty girl dating some ugly ass mfMany such cases
>>153573140Oh look, the French flag
>>153573097maybe it fixed her eyesight
>>153573167they're both skaters for national team and fell in lovewhat's there to explain?
>>153573097Grim
>>153573153
>>153573097taking his seed to the face is going to hit different now.
>>153573097now americans will feel sorry for her and admit their skaters mistake
>>153573097
>>153573161But it always favors the hostsRigatoni
>>153573215But the incels in their parents basement didn't consent!
.^(
>>153573097> bitch i aint fuckin with no jack sparrow lookin ass hoe knowamsayin?
>>153573212she sees all black now
Desmet a cute, would snoodle.
>>153573195i did and i'm correct
>>153573242Fuck that sucks
>>153573163I hope she has a scar so hideous it drives her to suicide
Bets on who Stoddard will kill?
>>153573215The one rap enjoyer in Poland is on the national skating team?
Punished poleWas going to make an edit of her but meh
>>153573273he was originally french, so you tell me
>>153573242>blood coming from her noseooooof, looks like the skate broke the bone below her eye. I can't imagine how else that could be happening
>>153573257she was doing an illegal pass and literally fell onto stoddard.
>6 quarter finals>3 semi finalsmake it make sense
i hate this sport so much and i can't stop watching it
>Both Canucks dead lastGrim
>hanne
>>153573242HahahahhahahahahaBleed bitchBLEED
>hanne deslip
>>153573307it is short track. welcome to it.
>>153573306sure thing buddystoddard never did anything wrongthings just happen around her...
>>153573149>mensurKino tradition. Though it seems like it has fallen out of fashion with Germans and Austrians these last few decades
gook just wants to finish
>>153573323ruse and churlish
>>1535733077 players advance from each
Why do all the dutch girls look like prostitutes?
>>153573097Polish women love black men. I can testify
>>153573242she'll return at the next winter olympics and win 2 golds minimum, skate scars equals medal wins
>>153573361They just said only top 2
>>153573364why finish?
so the korean girl is just out? even tho another girl fucked her?
>no rule violationthose refs are so fucking blind and bribed
>>153573372Blonde girls are historically prostitutes
>>153573339she sucks, but this was clearly and demonstrably not her fault
>>153573372Pigfu
>>153573400such is life on the short track
>>153573397Fighting Spirit
>>153572308
im going to kys why are we so shit
>>153573400Only top 2 advance
>>153573400just another day in short track
>>153573410Be nice, some of them lost eyes during their own time skating
>>153573097he got that shit on tho
>>153573430kek you're right, i was not thinking, saw it the other races, if you're not in the front, it's gg
This different protector is better since it protects your whole face
our girls are going to take eachother out
>>153573453No Penal
Why is it called an Eh final if there are no Canadians
>>153573097Hopefully king divorces her now that her face is all fucked up
I heard Kim Gilli eats 5 servings of meat at a time
>>153573440> alleen maar tegelskanker tokkies
>>153573472is that italian lady 50 years old?
>>153573364Long nights at the village finally catching up
>>153573440
we got bugg'd
retard waited too long
schulting dood, wat nou?
SUZ OUT
That race lmao
Topkek
>>153573097the toll had to paid somehow
KAOSLOPP
>Update on the case of Kamila Sellier:Probability of a fractured cheekbone. Swelling so severe that she cannot open her eye. Cheek stitched up - she is on her way to the hospital.
>italian ice
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
>speed trippingfucking meme sport lmao
KEEEEEEEEK
wtf is this race and ice
nice one
kek what is happening
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
TOTALKOLLAPSCHINA NUMBA WAN
Lmao
the ice has to be fucked
Why do they have the plastic markers that move instead of just having the curved line drawn under the ice?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BEEELZEBUB DOWN GHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>VELZEBOER JUST FUCKING FALLSKEKKEK
>>15357349037, one of the oldest skaters here. Shes a veteran
last woman standing
Women's short track is somehow more bloody than men's short track. It's kinda funny.
what the fuck is this sport
>>153573524sorry to hear thati hope they can fix her up
rip
loving this italian "ice"
kek fucking love skate
lol just another day in short track
what the fuck is happening lmao
wtf???????????
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
First time watching this shit. What is this shit?
>Italian Ice
wat de kanker
>Italian ice
was webming but I'll wait for the replay
NOOOOOO
ACTIVATE THE MAGNETSNO NO TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
>Dutch skaterskEK
nice sport you got there
FUCKING CHAOS
KEK THIS FUCKING SPORT
Absolute state of this "sport"
bro this sport seems crazy frustrating to take part in. The risk of falling down, for reasons out of your control, are insanely high.
BUGMEN HACKED THE ICE
DUTCHKEKS
HONG KONG QUALIFIED TO THE FINAL
>>153573524why would anyone care about this woman?
wtf is wrong with the ice kek
>>153573524ah fuck, atleast good chances of no perm eye damage
>>153573575it's kino
this sport is so funny
>>153573553is that fofana or what ever her name is?
>>153573581FUCKING KIKES WHY OUR SKATER AGAIN
FUCKING DUTCH WHORE
its like a puddle
How do you fall uncontested?
holy kino
They said her eye is fine, guys.>>153572553Ayyy>>153572745What a ridiculous thing to say for an Americuck
>>153572553AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>153573603some of us aren't retarded and leave our houses
>>153573575>>153573594If you are new to this, watch this. One of the funniest moments in sportshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8
>>153573601She's gonna meme a gold
ITALIAN ICE JANNIES I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS
The Chinese girl just ghosted the Hong Kong girl, wouldn't even look her in the eye wtf
i don't like this sport anymore
will you console her, anon?
BLAME THE ICE WOMEN
this is scandalous
>>153573213>thank Xi i wear this
>Dutch child crying to the refs
>>153573575The most chaotic sport out there desu
>do nothing >winHong Kong #1
>B finalhumiliation ritualdeserved for not staying aheadmuh strategy
kek xandra absolutely seething about the crack in the ice
FINAL DECISIONADVANCEMENT ITALIA
>fuck youkek
>advance the shitalianfucking shameless lmao
>A crack>A huge crackBased Velzeboer a bunda connoisseur.
>shitalian in 6th position advances to final BHmm
KEK. Which girl just screamed FUCK YOU
>stoddard is nextWATCHOUT
what a joke
Stoddard on the 'ce
This is what happens when you cheapen out and use a shitty earth-conscious ice rink, you dumbfuck Italian shitheads.
>italiano gelato
holy shit they are yelling at each other>Fuck you!!
did somebody just yell "fuck you?" kek i love this
Italians rigged the iceWhy does everyone slip
>"fucking hell"AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Why cant people just stay on their feet?
>>153573660post that aussie winning
Stoddard's gonna put potholes in that shit
Never let Italian be in charge of ice again
>xandra squeaking fucking hell
>>153573665just B final, it's a total cope
didnt they prep the ice 10 minutes ago?
xandra is right, she is just chilling in first and slides outthats some bullshit id start slashing necks
DID VELZEBOER JUST SAY "FUCK YOU" KEK
she's saying fucking hell, lads
what happened? i just tuned in
Cant believe I was going to watch hockey over this
>>153573677>stoddardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WcHFPaJio
velzeboer is bad for us but guys, sarault was one of the favorites for the whole event
Based Alysa Liu taking out the speedskaters a full day after her performance
I hope stoddard wins now :)
CAM ON CORINNE
>>153573722the classic whoever doesn't fall wins
wet ass ice
If Stoddard gets a podium as a result of this i'm going to get angry
>>153573737>actually is a huge gap in the ice therewtf advance her now
>>153573737lmao look at her skate going into the crack sarault made
>>153573737You can literally see the crack
wtf why has no one fallen yet
>Kill all the good skaters off>All Bugwomen shitters pushed to the finals>Stoddard Gold Medalinteresting
>>153573778ice is water retard thats always wet
The ice looks like puddles of water.
STODDARD REDEMPTION ARC
>>153571246This is fucking kino
I don't get how you can get to a semi final and end up half a lap behind
>>153573737>huge crack in the iceFuck ICE indeed
they seemed hesitant
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boooooooooring
>no falls:(
Only one overtake and she stayed in frontShit sport
stoddard's helmet looks so nice
>most chaotic race in history followed by the most boring race ever
Man that ice is MELTED
>>153573714this may have caused this >>153573737 crash
>water everywheredid they turn the ice machine off?
>>153573714>>153573737Top 1 and 2 in the same heat and both get ICED by this gelato. Bullshit.
>>153573714fuuuuck that's gotta hurt
HOWEVERADVANCEMENT ITALY
Why did the italian get through and not the french?
shitalians can't do ice, glad we'll do 2030
>>153573865they need it to make more gelato
>final A>final B
I can feel it... Choi for gold and Kim for silver
i need a replay of the previous race that isn't geoblocked
This might... be a bloodbath
>>153573887Hate the game not the player
This is not a sport, this is a retarded game lmfaoThe amount of luck involved (will somebody crash into you) trumps the amount of skill required
>china and usa final deathstake incoming
why does everyone keep complaining about "italian refs" when they are from all over the world
>>153573714AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I felt this shit in my leg cuh
>>153573865Magnets off, subfloor-heating on.
top 2 advance right?
>>153573889She was tripped by Schulting. Since she didn't fall on her own she got promoted to the final as part of the penalty.
>>153573889she's not italian
>16 dudes on THIS iceoh boy
MORE FALLS I WANT MORE FALLS
How convenient the Italian was the lucky loser in that semifinal
wtf why are the men here, my stream just said "womens"
>>153573930ah ok
What's the basic geralt on Stoddard? Why is she being memed?t.not follower
>>153573912thats why its so great retard. mogs semen slurping ice hockey and homo shit like figure skating
>>153573919you could see she felt it holy
>they slipped? raced? farted? even look at the ice?>more pasta water in the bends!the ice is going be fucking submerged by the end of this
They're gonna be swimming half way through
i am literally gonna drive down to italy and take a massive POOP on their street lmao
>ice won't get fixed before relaywelp
>>153573930B is not the finalit's a humiliation ritual
>no dutch in A finalis this normal?
Chinese dragons got this
>>153573440Who
oh sweet the meme race
>>153573737something happened
>>153573969lmaosaved
Those Chinese helmets are badass
>>153573912just stay in the lead?
>>153573981no, xandra would be expected to be in the final but not the favorite to win
>>153573865There's a thin layer of water on all tracks. Allows for more speed. Pure ice and too much energy is spent from the skate melting the surface and you get a slower race.
getting this wet ice below 4mb was impossible
>45 lapsIt’s time for rollerball
>>153573999oh my god... at least her eye is okay.. and the scar will be cool
>>153573964Based saar
>>153573999they missed the eye by centimeters
>>153573999checkedfuck italy
THE ICE FOR SKATING IS TOO SOFT! What is happening, folks? We need HARD ICE for skating—these rinks are a MESS! Can't even glide! It feels like trying to skate on slush! BRING BACK THE FIRM ICE, PEOPLE! When I skated, you could glide like the wind! Let's make skating GREAT AGAIN!
I love this thingit looks so insane
>>153573999I severely regret opening this
>>153574010did you try not rendering it in 1080p
>>153573737>that fucking puddlewew
>>153573999
>>153573981Rigged
>>153574024but an american made her fall?
>45 lapsYeah, I think I'm gonna go do some dishes or something.
Stoddard getting a medal after all her slapstick comedy falls these Olympics would be the funniest shit.
>>153574010it doesnt have to be 1080p. 960x540 should work plenty.
>>153573999thats a nice shotshes gonna be okay
>>15357405018 down in 3 minutes don’t be too long
>>153574051i'm unironically cheering for her
>>153574038>>153574058ngl I forgot my mpv defaults to 1080p while I was doing it
I feel like they could be going faster. Sure its tiring but you can get a 6 lap rest when you tag out.
there is no shot our men remain standing with this ice
>>153574026This is what happens when you're too POOR to hold the figure skating and shorttrack in different arenas. They're skating on soft figure skating ice ffs
This might be the goofiest format i've ever seen
Fuck you
>>153573999The cut was deep af. At least she already got it stitched.
>>153573638That was awesome thanks
>>153574051i really want her to win. she can show off her medal and say fuck you to team USA
>>153574082I’m cheering for Hong kong
JAP DOWN
>>153574126>>153574082>>153574051For me its1. Yang2. Kim3. SighelBecause they are the cutest in that order
>>153574114I actually find the coordination quite impressive, not a single fall either
china are way too good at this coordination shit
>Schuling crying like a bitch about the iceKWAB
>>153573999It looks like the skate didn't hit her eye directly at least, but it could have damaged it from below if it broke the bone. hopefully her eye is fine
>>153574144>swelling so severe she can't open her eyeyeah that doesn't sound good
>>153574160>gtfo my way
>>153574160Is that legal?
>>153574146sighel is in final B
chinga number one
>>153572666it just seems pretty unfair, sometimes when you fall when its nobody fault the race just goes on, sometimes when you fall when its nobody fault the race gets restarted and you get a 2nd chance
>>153574160kek my browser window is small so it looks like china shoves him on purpose
>>153574173It'll be fine. Bloodflow is just rushing in and freaking out towards all the damaged surrounding tissue
>>153574051eveyone falling and crashing into each other except for her would be kino
>>153574173swelling doesnt mean anything though.
>>153574190blood: race stopsthe guy who fell doesn't get back up and doesn't move: race stops
>>153574173it can be ok and normal i think it can happen quite quickly where the eye swells shut, like from a punchthink of it like a protection mechanism and where its gonna repair the eye
Final eh?
>>153574183this is not what olympics dot com is telling me
>CanadaPLEASE LET THEM CHOKE
Just really like how Xandra rides lads why are Italians so incapable
>Rim J.
surely the beard effects aerodynamics
Hopefully the american girl will reach out to the polish girl. It's the only way to save face.
>>153574102Penalised for making a bloody mess on the already shitty ice
>>153574232what the fuckthe graphic on tv said adv B
suz ripped her suit again but only a little
>>153574197what are you talking about lolswelling occurs after trauma, absolutely no way to tell if she'll be fine or not
>>153574237>Kangaroo hating on your cousin countryhow fall you've fallen compared to NZCHADS
oh boy time for danjinou to choke again
No Xandra, no Courtney, no party
that dutch dude has a huge dick
>>153574240What's in a name...
canada 4th here would be so fucking funny
>sighel again
I want Italy to win for medal table purposesOtherwise Korea
How will the italians rig this i wonder
>>153574260When people get broken noses their eyes swell. As long as it wasnt directly cut it's fine
>>153574269>Wanting Donjinou to win a medalNo thanks.
>laoun needed police protection after he took out sighel in the 500mdo italians really?
get ready for slips
>tallest and shortest Leaf next to each other
Italian guy basedfacing in the crowd
>>153574232gilli kim is cute
>>153574281hahahaha.... yeah, that would never happen though right hahha
Get ready for sneed
>>153574255Sighel qualified on time, it said qA instead of QA
>>153574173cheekbones are hella sensitive and with a cut it can swell into gigantic proportionsjust look what happens after a cut in boxing after a short whileif the eye hot sliced they'd already knew and someone would leak
italy = european brasilshame on all of youthird world country
is Sarault done for the olympics? if so, feel bad for her. she's too good a skater to be leaving with no golds.>>153574197none of you know shit. she took the butt end of a blade to her fucking eye, and with force.
>>153574305They come from different trees desu.
hope some of these guys get GELATO'D
>>153574320what are those bottles they have. its not red bull is it?
>>153574330Bro there's a pic above, her cheek is sheared, eye is fine
they didn't refresh the ice for the final??
continue in this thread or is there a new one?
>40 laps to go
they all fall in the huge crack while italy avoids it and wins gold!
>>153574353the ice is soft on purpose
>>153574330she's in final b, but yeah no gold for her>>153574347maybe a little bit of redbull
>>153574357There's two more races after this, but they're short.
What's the point of a marathon in this sport? They are all slurping
>>153574359its pretty lame given that they dont even start trying for the first 30.
>>153574399based women soon again
Peacock is only showing me mens
>>153574324Yes the person with the cut eye would leak what is your point?
>>153574422Women's is after this
>>153574357other than hockey there's nothing else going on, and we can go up to 1500 posts, we're good to the end i think
its awesome that team canada has both the tallest and shortest skatersome real princess bride shit
ITS INTENSE
I need BLOOD
Bets on Canacheats jobbing again?
>>153574422Otherwise it'd be Peapussy haha lol x
i was wondering where china was but then i saw the maple leaf
how do the refs replace the cones so fast
>>153574444K good thats what I thought
TIL hwang is universally hated here
>>153574475They just respawn
I bet on Netherlands winning the gold desu
this is like '70s roller derby lol
>>153574475Same magnets that trip some skaters
Can someone explain what is with all the men on the inside skating? Looks weird
its so awesome they launch their friends by shoving their ass
>>153574475they don't replace them, they listen to what they had to say. and that's what no one did
>>153574490that's a good bet
CANADA IS GONNA CHOKE AGAINLAAAMIAUUUU
shid
FUCK YEAH
Fuck you hwang i will hate you from now on too
boooooooooooooring
what a fucking race
VAN 'T GOUDFUCKING OUTCLASSSED
SWAGGED OUT AURA BLASTERS WOOT WOOT
ok those NL switches were beyond sick. they truly are the best
>>153571246JONGUH
>>153574144>on her way to the (Italian) hospitalRIP Kamila
GET FUCKED CANADA
DUTCHCHADS I KNEEL
leafs on suicide watch
DANDJIKWAB
>>153574515its like tag team in pro wrestling, the guys on the outside are the active ones and they switch with guys inside
damn that was impressive
Wowwwww look at that the netherlands get another gold in skating
Well played Dutchies
>canadawhere is the spreadsheet anon now?
kek canada
LORD VAN 'T WOUT
>a fucking leaf
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
CANACHOKE
>This Dunkaroo guy is world #1?
JENS VAN 'T GOUD
One thing I learned today is Netherlands kills it at this
im just happy canada didnt medal
>>153574555
wow what a silver steal recovery by Korea
and netherlands win again (cbc stream claimed canada were the biggest favourites as if this is a sport where anyone can be a surefire winner)
dandjinou left the olympics with 0 medals
HOLY SHIT CANADA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKFIRST DANDJINOOBNOW DUBOISCANT'NADACANT'NADACANT'NADACANT'NADACANT'NADA
>>153574490Thank you, huebro
0 medals for dandjinou? LMAO0 medals for dandjinou? LMAO0 medals for dandjinou? LMAO
So many skating events, basically the meme medal inflation event of the winter games. Who cares about them
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LEAFS
gg, wooden shoes
Why do people want us to lose :(
>>153574586incredible
>dutchies win the event they've never won>but no medal in the event that was a sure gold
>>153574587Dutchies do apparently
canadian commentators talked shit all race how they are clear favorites lol
>Canadakekekeke
>>153573389MAKE THAT THREE GOLD MINIMUM
>nigger>eternally 4th
those zesty dutchies just kissed
>losing to dutch broccoli heads
>THE ETERNAL KWAB OF KWABANADA
>>153574490I knew it. The dutch guy who won gold in the solo category also did it with a late sprint
>>153574586kwab
>you will never be a reserve for the Olympic shorttrack team and win gold by sitting on the sideline
>>153574603You guys fucking SUCK. Dandjinou and Dubois were supposed to bring it home
>>153574603because we are basically india now
>>153574603no one likes india
we gaan
>dandjikwabenjoy your mixed relay silver
No one even watching speed skating here. Its a non entity, we just care about hockey anyway
>>153574610It do be like that, Mr. Chili
>>153574626eh he skated during the semifinals
>>153574586KWABOTY
Is there anyone beating this medal count?
>>153574627dubois at least won a medal
>>153574640Oh he coping
Its a meme event anyway.
>>153574640>t.
>that finishing posean absolute kino master
How many medals did we lose to the Netherlands?
>Gold medal race>Send in the chokerwwwwwww
Dutch are undoubtedly the GOAT nation for skate tracks
>>153574656>blud forgot about Klaebo
congrats on your super bowl or w/e
>>153574640What stage of grief is this?
>>153574640yikes
>>153574656kläbo mogs him
JENS VAN 'T KINO
>holy fuck
>>153574656Imagine the bundas he gets to fuck
>cut back to the Dutchies>first words are "HO LEE FUCK"kek
>ho ly fuckkek
>Holy fucklol
>>153574656Klaebo has 6 gold medals
Just imagine if the Netherlands had mountains with snow on it.
>>153574665>Its a meme event anyway.
why did that italian have an asian mom?
NEED A WEBM OF THE LAST LAP
>>153574656>1 year younger than meIT'S NOT FAIR I SHOULD BE SKATING OUT THERE TOO
HO LEE FUK
>>153574603BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING CHEATERS!!
>>153574657True but>muh muh Dandjinou is the b-best>n-number 1 e-everywhere>gets zero medalsK W A BWAB
>>153574656>almere
>>153574693He gets to tap this flatchested QUEEN
>>153574656
>>153574672Kim will get you one last gold.
>>153574709the Italian coach is an Asian lady
NUMA NUMAA YEEE
>>153574603Cheating cunts got what they deserve for the 500m
>>153574698Tbf two of them are semi leaf
>>153574726>cross country skiing>cross country skiing>cross country skiing>cross country skiing>cross country skiing
>>153574726Oh no its gigachad.. how am I meant to compete
>>153574656>>153574726How much pussy are they slaying at the village?
>>153574730i love this
>>153574656I just realised I never won anything and I am 9 years older than this lad...It's over, guys... I don't feel so good.
Brb bros, someone @ me I gotta shovel like 2 feet of snow from my deck
>>153574750Yes. One athlete does one sport you fucking retard.
>>153574767You've got us anon :)
Estonian guy got robbed at the halfpipe
>>153574730kino
>>153574656he could beat the norwegian cross-country skier if only they introduced categories for 750m, 1250m and 1450m
>>153574726unironically if he loses the 50k he's a bigger loser than if he never won a single medal
this bronze was very unsatisfying "winning" by finishing second to last feels so wrong
>>153574779Ngl but it helps to cheer with you lads.
gold or no gold, niels kerstholst is one autistic faggot
>>153574693deltrap a cute
>>153574767Don't let that stop you, bro. You can try meme sports fine for older people, like curling.
>>153574791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIpSVsIj7mI
suz complaining about the ice
>>153574795Don't feel bad, Ezio. You could be a fucking leaf rn
>>153574782he really was robbed wtf
I'm still seething about hanne desmets choke lads, i was promised some medals
Debut when?
>>153574770its back
The one time it's actually legal to push things on the ice and Canada fuck it up
>>153574767you are living 30 minutes from great speed skating butts, you want us to help you find their address or something? you can meet them during their summer training or so
>>153574778bazillion variants of a "sport"
>schedule pushed back due to the bloodletting
>>153574842she has so much speed and endurance but she makes such dumb moves, I'm sorry
>>153574830Yeah hanne desmet was complaining about one of her blades being crooked as well
YO LITTLE KWABINOU
>>153574864isn't that like skating? 500-1000 meters, relay and os on?
>>153574726holy moly
>>153574864you do realise van t wout is the same, right?
womens final when?
Canada's downfall makes me sad
>>153574856what if they paint curling stones on their skaters' butts
This sport is so cursed bros
>>153574908After Italy rigs the ice
>>153574908~5 minutes
>>153574864but short track is basically 3 sprints and 2 sprint relayscross country is short track and long track
>>153574864>keeps digging until he hits ChinaBased retard
>>153574931but every variant of cross-country is endurance, while short track has a mix of sprint and endurance
>>153574922>only the women fallreally makes ya think
>Finals B Whats the point, get to the medals
>>153574931>45 laps>Sprint relay
>>153574952the humiliation ritual must continue
>>153574949Not to mention strategy, having to have eyes in the back of your head etc.
don't let canada fucking up yet once again distract you from the fact that one of the notorious amerislips killed someone
>>153574656>500m>1000m>1500m>2 relays
>>153574863They don't want a bum like me with no medals.
Our tv is just replaying the half pipe guy snapping his ass over and over
Gonna find a Korean camgirl who looks like Kim Gilli after this and goon until I pass out
>>153574952its to fuck up the ice for A finals
>>153574978>eyes in the back of your headtoo soon
>XandraOh, she pissed.
>>153575017jej
>olympic medal droughtOuch
>>153574770@thishomieits time homiethe homies are all waiting for you
>>153575017Lmao
>>153574949a sprint is 2-3 minutes
Why is the bbc co commentator an autistic paki?
Clean that ice janny
ice already fucked
ice jannies
>>153575041Canadian representation
>>153575041You already know the answer, Mohamed
>>153574960Posting that is anti-swede discrimination
>>153575041got a loicense for that question?
Hungarian chick is cuuuuute
that leaf is beautiful
>>153575059we're grateful
>>153574908Final B on now
>cross country but there's no snow
i hope xandra kills everyone apart from courtney
blais is an underrated qt, also xandra and sarault don't even want to be there lol
>>153575062tbf i bet ice rinks are dominated by pakis these daysalways in a shit part of town and exactly the place they'd hang out
where's Fontana? did ksg kill her too?
lol true humiliation ritual
>>153575096final A
>>153575078thanks, man
>>153575055mogs all athletic lean butts
Sarault looks waaaay better on her instagram than on stream/tv
>>153575089add some wet leaves and that's an english sport
>>153575096>italiangonna guess a free advancement could be wrong tho ;^)
>>153575096Kek
>>153575095If it makes you feel any better, that's how it is here except with beaners
Maja is beautiful...
they are going so slow
Need a webm of that first lap or so
Camon fall already
>>153575139they forgot it's not track cycling
>two goats in the cringe final>they arent even trying>still gapped everyonethis is brought to you by Italian Ice (TM)
>skaters are slow>thread is slowwhat da hell
xandra really wanted to prove she was better than courtney
>>153575118why would she need an adv? were you sleeping the whole time?
why is xans hair like that?
that was depressing, we got robbed of a stacked final
The female commentator now seems markedly concerned every time there's contact compared to how flippant she was before
Would've been gold.
>going to get overtaken>simply step in front of the person gaining right behind youeasy
LEAF DENIED
>high five punchNigga don't know what a dap is?
stoddard gold would be funny
>>153575174She saw someone's eye get popped.
last on the ice but first on my heart
Fuck i missed xandra win because some jackass needed my attention at my JOB
LET’S GO HONG KONG
why you heff to be mad, is only game
>american athlete has sob story>she automatically deserves to winwhen will nbc stop with this
>>153575209"win" who cares
did someone say Italian ice?the GOAT
honestly I hope gilli takes it
Stoddard looks dead inside
fuck that little dutch gremlin, Sarault moggs the shit outa her.
NO MORE PENULTIESIF YOU FALL IT'S ON YOUNO ADVANCEMENTREMEMBER TO ABOID STAYING BEHIND STODDARD
>>153575214spoiled brat
I wanna pack Choi
Stoddard redemption tour.GOLD, CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.
TOTALAMERIMUTTDEATH
FREE HONG KONG
Who abUSA here?
damn. what happened to the energy. this shit is anemic
>>153575215nbc loves that shit, they do it in every sport
lets go YANK
>stoddard in the lead in the last corner>slipsplease make it happen
>>153575220Seriously like lighten up lady
What was the point in that?Somodi a cute though
COME ON KIM GILLI MY QUEEN
>>153575218>forgot pic
that italian is kinda ugly
>>153575223When
Stoddard heard you guys were making fun of her, now she's stone-faced and resolved to prove you all wrong.
>>153575242not a true final because shitty ice caused couple of best skaters to be in B final
>>153575240she cute
>be around stoddard>get tripped>be around ksg>lose an eyeWdtmbt?
italian KLAUS KINSKI IS GONNA WIN again remember this post
>>153575242>anemic
China girl looks happy wow
>>153575240her surgeon did a really good job with the jawbone shaving
hong kong world rank 69
xandra would've won the actual final easily fuck sake
>>153575249dude should have saved his money for surgery
>>153575277sexooooo
>aryannia siegheildo italians really?
ready....steady.........GO!*sets off at 1mph*
I'd like Hong Kong to win just for the international outrage. kek
Why dp they look so slow
All in all im just really glad that karenesque eye gouging freak didnt win a single thing
>>153575317Retard
>>153575264looks like a boy
>>153575214Participation is more important than medals!
>>153575277FLAT
>>153575308It really feels like one could start a 1500m like the long track skaters and just lead all the way instead of having to joust constantly
>>153575308gotta be careful on the gelato slush
stoddard come dressed as an italian to farm cheers
why is this thread on 1000 posts
Yang is kinda cute too...
Go stoddard
Leafs, where are you? why aren't you in this race?
>>153575342cause this sport is KINO
TOTAL KOREAN DOMINATION
>stoddard bronzei'll accept it
Smart Koreans
STODDARD WINS A MEDALREDEMPTION
BASED
BRONZE NOT BAD
koreans are too good not even a race
Rest of the pack did nowt
>>153575342only 2 more days of olympics, we wont see each other until the world cup
>>153575342literally nothing else on
Koreans wow
at least one of the cuties won
cute podium!
anti climatic final
>BronzeOlympics successful.
>>153575361worst ending
thank god no shitalian on podium
it looked like stoddard just gave up
>stoddard is actually got a medal>not fontana or sighelWHAAAAAAAT
POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WINS italians fucked up fontana actually tried to cut off her teammate
>>153575342No reason
did the non-Koreans even want to win that race?
>amerislips onto the podium well well well
Eye "out of danger" according to outlets
>>153575375damn going to miss you guys, what about the champions league final before the world cup?
happy for gilli but kind of a weak final because xandra and courtney weren't therethis will be my last seethe
Stoddard kwab
>>153575342real life blood bowl with cute girls
executed to perfection, thought the italians were gonna work together a little more
Holy fuck, please tell me someone got the ass shot of the girl hugging Stoddard.
ok see you next olympics skatebros
>>153575412do we already have the mass start rosters?
>>153574750yeah, instead of>short track>short track>short track>short track
ahhh I'm actually so happy for the American, because of that ig post she had
>>153575409Thank God
qtie dwarf won
>>153575342cute girls, bunda, slips, blood, and kino
>>153575411imagine watching football for the sport
>>153575409uplifting news
fontana is old and busted, time to retire
>>153575433Women:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/ms/w/ms----------------/sfnl/--------/race-resultMen:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/ms/m/ms----------------/sfnl/--------/race-result
>>153575409>KSG was deemed responsibleLMAO
gilli my beloved
Kek all of Stoddards instagram msgs are turned off. She must have been getting some hate
Nice booty on stoddard
>>153575463cute
>>153574726>that amount of golds>turbo mogging jawlineimagine how many cheeks this dude is clapping in the olympic villagemaybe he left that figure skating hoe from the US sored
kinoand that's a wrap
LAMBOGILLI
>>153575403They were afraid of being kill by the burger
Post American ass
>>153575467that first american is listed as 36 years old. she looks like a grandma
KoreaNO
>>153575454remember the world cup in brazil, when lcim made mexico seethe, based nederlands
>>153572826
>>153575403stoddard set the pace super high, and without other endurance skaters like desmet, santos and sarault only the koreans could keep up
>>153575480Kläbo doesn't have sex, he sees it as inefficient training. His documentary (produced by norwegian state tv) is bordeline comedic, he literally just trains, eats, sleeps and scrolls his phone
Kim Cutie
>short track kino is officially doneNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This has to be the worst sport in the world to watch if you actually cheer for someone and not a neutral >>153575525sniffa
>>153575525thanks m8
shorttrack was ruined by a crack
>xandra blaming the iceskill issue
see you for mass start tomorrow
This was kino, been great watching it with you lads
>>153575558ngl, huge respect for this level of autism
>>153575619Seething
mass start tomorrow during the day
Stoddard sounded legit depressed in her IG post, happy to see her come away with a medal of some kind
>>153575661i'm glad she redeemed herself.
>>153575661not reading any of that shit btw. her getting a medal over italy was weird af
>>153575661Social media was a mistake
Itzhak de Laat may be one of the ugliest mofos out there
>Short track is overIt's been kino. Until next time lads
>>153575661Yeah that made me root for her, besides being American of course
>>153575661Whingey bitch
>>153575661I'm happy for her
>>153575690we have too many bronzes already
>>153575661Rip to all athletes who went home empty handed
https://x.com/StrathB97/status/2024936731699499351the fuck is this sportslide around next to bunch of blades
>>153575661Im gonna post hate comments as soon as she turns them back on. I will never let her forget her mistakes
>>153575760Holy based.
>>153575661
>>153575619Personally, I watch it for cracks.
>>153575758Just keep your face away from the sharp ends
>>153575760based online harassment enjoyer
Gilli has milf vibes
I'm cor, but I wish we could've seen xandra and courtney in the A final too
friendly reminder before you all leave that the world championships shorttrack happen on march 13th to 15th, in montreal
>>153575850Is the figure skating world championship also there? Think it was mentioned they're having one soon as well.
>>153575850thanks i wont remember that just like how i never remember the athletics world championships happen a month after the olympics
>>153575850Make the thread nigga I'll be there. I'm a short track believer now (since last monday :) )
Old fart
best anthem incoming
>>153575850Thanks anon, just remember to make a thread to remind those of us who are busy frolicking in meadows or dancing around a pagan penis or whatever it is people typically do in spring
>>153575850I'm not that invested but thanks
did the broccoli zoomer dutchie even fucking compete solo?
>Dutch guys copying the figure skatersc-cute
>>153575986he did a frontflip in the 1500 m final
Total pedoskate death
>>153575986which one? one of them he got zilver at the 500
>>153575850i cant watch sneedskating in my country and i cant be bothered with vpn
>>153576067Does Viaplay have the rights? Big chance they will go broke before then
>>153575342
>>153576091im not sure who has the rights but i dont have it and the federation also blocks sweden on youtube
Stoddard without the helmet looks so different. Cute even. Maybe even hot.
as a resident shorttrack enjoyer I want to say ciao fontanashe won a medal at age 15 in turin 2006, and since then she's scored 14 medals in 6 olympicshuge figure in this sport, and even though she's ugly she's also very based
>>153576166>search Stoddard on google images>58th result
kim is a cutie
>>153576259Her height isn't listed online. She'd have to be in the 140s.
>>153576166>tpGay hands typed it. That's like saying Ariana Fontana is cute(which she is. cope)
>>153575760absolutely based
>1229 postsHoly fuck, short track bros we fucking WON. Not even homo skating and hockey gets like this.See everyone in 4 years :(
>>153575850the winter sports general is weird, but i'll keep watching in the background
>>153576465Until next time fella
>>153576287thats a good thing
>>153576465Why did you mention hockey twice?
>>153576465hockeys gets 30 threads a day when there's a game
>>153576609Who would you post something that is so easily proved to be untrue?
>>153576609They make new threads when it reaches 50 posts.
>>153576658kek, why lie? and who gives a shit ultimately?i wish they didn't post so muchtakes forever to sift through those threads>>15357669850x10
>>153576067retard, it was on SVTplay or kunskapskanalen on TV>>153572787>paying jewish mainstream media
>>153576521some of us at /calle/ are not totally deranged coomer-stalkers
>>153577315>/calle/How long until Klaebo retires so someone else can win a race?
>>153577302yea but thats during the olympics, i havent seen svt show it any time other than that
>>153573097 gross
>>153576598kek
Love you guys :)
>>153572320It looks like she farted in her face causing the fall.
>>153573097>>153572553 Toll paid
>>153573097cursed phenotype. progenitor of the ashk undoubtedly
