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Canada is taking home Gold despite all your seething.
USA > canada
We love our Sikh bros
>USA getting refballed yet again in international competition It’s a World Cup preview lads
>>153574039>>153574039>>153574039>>153574039
>>153574049i haven't met him but i bet he's sweet
i'm embarrassed for teemu
>>153574049Canada was about to get women's goldCoachie even cried
ITT: the saltiest canadians you'll ever come across
>>153574049>>153574055everybody hates you
>>153573803>>153574007americans will never experience this :(
what is it like to be slovakiean?
cam on USA scar some fackin gooools(pretend i shooped mathews instead of arry)
i have a feeling slovakia will windigits confirm
there's a yank playing with a full face guard? why is that not more common
>>153574077hellish
fight back slovakia FIGHT BACK
chudzky
>>153574085you fucked it
>>153574073they prefer curry over salt
>>153574085Digits confirmed. Slovakia will score 85 goals.
>>153574073all i see is everyone seething about us
>>153574070Based Teemu, doesn't tolerate cheaters
>>153574092Brock is very handsome and doesn't want to risk his post-hockey modeling career
>>153574074No one cares about Chechnya
Got to score more
>>153574108this
>quite literally a single person posting about Slovakia v the statesAlways the little brother lmao
>>153574100thanks for confirming, digits confirm
>>153574099"somehow" is crazy
just woke upwhy is usa playing against themselves?
>>153574100Digits and the US beats Norway in over all gold medals this olympic.... just 7 to go to tie where we on silvers.
>>153574070
>>153574039>the Hughes brothers play for team USA despite spending their formative years in Canada>Celebrini plays for team Canada despite spending his formative years in the USA
>>153574099Don Cherry was fired for less.
>mfw it turns out some player you see in the NHL is actually Slovakian
>>153574139the american ref allowed it
>>153574077>what is it like to be slovakiean?wake updrinkgo jobdrinkpretend to workdrinkget yelled at by asshole....go homestop first at bargo homeeat and drink yell at wife go to bardrinkgo homeyell at wifefuck wifesleepwake uprepeat
does the olympic comittee force the players to wear cups? i played up to high school and at all levels we had to wear one. hell in middle school my coach would do mandatory cup checks in the locker room and tap against us and glide his finger around to check for a tight fit.
>>153574139You're REALLY not the first one to point this out
Get new colors Slovakia wtf
>>153574070You'd never know he played 21 years in the nhl with this reaction.
>>153574131shame he turned into a retard after Chara scrambled his brains
>>153574099>Canadians, we are the sisters.what a speech
>>153574099Meanwhile, actual Canadians:
>>153574139um the slovak jerseys are red white and bleu actually
>>15357413190s jersey kino
*sucks*
>>153574070all of finland is now that he got on social media
>>153574004>divorcing your wife because she is getting fatMaybe try working out with her and eat more healthy before you flush your marriage down the toilet for some brown Asian?
How many of you western hemisphere bros are actually waking up to watch the gold medal game.
>>153574164go back
It's so over they fucking suck so much it was all just luck and playing against shit teams the hater anon was right I'm going to commit a slovak seppuku
>>153574139Imagine if usa was forced to play in alternate red jerseys
>>153574105Curry is actually amazing
>>153574070>czechs whine about refs after losing>finns whine about refs after losingwhy can't they just be graceful in defeat and proud of what they accomplished, instead of being sore losers?
>>153574151Lmao every time. Like oh shit, Tomas Tatar.
>>153574131never played for the devils :(
>>153574164kek i cant believe these people are real
>>153574169use the strmfr link
>>153574070It is an absolutely legitimate grievance. And I still don't understand how professionals can play in the olympics.Mind boggling.Also judaism is only a religion
>>153574176Not everyone is willing to go full totalitarian mode on their spouse. That's the only way to make them lose weight. Lock into basement, chain to radiator shit.
>>153574169does your country not publicly broadcast the olympics???
SN reporting tortorella experienced a positive emotion
>>153574164lmfao why are they like this
Took a five hour shit, did we win?
>Tortorella laughingits over Slovakia
>>153574099>>153574181Heh. You said it, not me.
BREAKING NEWS
>>153574177i'm not going to be waking up because i'm going to be powering straight through
>>153574157Why are your uniforms white and blue your flags there's way more red and blue in your flag and all your symbols, or just make them look like the bald eagle no one has brown uniforms
Bros I'm getting slightly nervous, I made a 3000 Euro bet that we will win the gold...
>>153574151not bad for a country of 5 million people, right?
>>153574214What
>>153574193Reminder, this was a thread about the Women's Hockey finals.
SSSSSCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153574177well i already got up at 3am for finland/sweden so
>>153574139slovakia forfeited because found to be not a real country
>>153574223Retard
>>153574075What is New England?What is Minnesota?What is Michigan?
>>153574176It’s about as hard to force someone to lose weight as force an addict to stop drugs. Basically impossible
>>153574225john tortorella was seen laughing on the bench
SLOVAKIA ZINZABAD
>>153574176lots of people just like to eat and don't care if they get fat. it's sad, but there's nothing you can do to change their mind.
>>153574139>just woke up>3pm>12 if you're couvercuckedI can just picture what you look like
>>153574177What time is it? I work until 1.30 tonight
>>153574092No player wants to wear a full face shield, they'd rather risk losing their teeth in order to see the puck more clearly. They normally wear the shield if they have an injury like a broken jaw or stitches in their mouth. I dont know what happened to Nelson because he didnt start the tournament with one on.
>>153574074cheaters
>>153574177Me but I’ll probably to go to sleep right after it
man they really love cm punk
>>153574070They hated him for telling the truth, nothing new under the sun
>>153574223I bet 3001 euros on usa
my parents (and everyone i know over 30) still calls it ChecklaSlovakiawhy do they do this?
Tell me a fun fact about the country of Slovakia.
>>153574236>trb thinks losing weight is impossibleexplains the size 39 pants
>>153574226go back
>>153574226first, they came for the eskimos, and we said nothing
>>153574249i was out drinking last night bdidn't get home until 4
Brought to you by Pokemon
>>153574235What is your mom?
>>153574267They were the Slovakian part of czechoslovakia
>>153574099he should kill himself
>>153574070Based Teemu
>>153574265idk but i refuse to say czechia, it sounds dumb
>>153574267it used to be bigger, which was very contentious
>>153574208Yeah, you won. You won a gold medal in losing.
>>153574267Inferior to czechia in every way. Schizophrenic country because half of them love the EU, half love russia.
>>153574265Czechoslovakia just rolls off the tongue and I spent a lot of time as a lil baby listening to news reports about all their nonsense
>>153574265nobody really knows. does Czechoslovkia still exist?
Dalibor Dvorsky is a pretty sweet name
>>153574284What became of the Czechos?
This makes me sick
>>153574153I don’t understand how anyone can be a daily heavy drinker I always feel fucking horrible the next day when I drink more than 6-7 in a night
>>153574223GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!>GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!>GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!>GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!>GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!>GOD'S CHOSEN CAN NEVER LOSE!!
>>153574265The pre-internet generations in this country have literally zero knowledge of any ongoings outside of the US
has there ever been a goalie that made a habit of playing the body
>>153574267they sent an absolute babe here from bratislava to learn englishi miss her
USA PP!
>>153574271Normally you wouldn't care AS much but in the current climate it hurts you quite a bit more.
slovakia has an AHL goalie
>>153574327Goalies are the wierd autistic kids so no
USA is pretty fortunate they threw a hissy fit until the IOC banned the Russians.Getting a medal is pretty fortunate. They probably wouldn’t be in the tournament if they had a hard road than literally the worst Swedish team ever featuring the worst locker room cancer ever and Slovakia
HOLY FRICK POKEMAN INTERMISSION REPORT???????
>>153574164Upvoted
>>153574176>Maybe try working out with her Misogany, patriarchy. >eat more healthyMisogany, patriarchy. VPNfag detected, a true swede would not be such a chud.
>>153574267All I know is that Zizek is from there
>>153574284>>153574291Fact check: TRUE>>153574297Interesting. It’s both east and west.
>>153574265They know it's the only true republic for both "countries"
T A G EAGE
>>153574332me telling you to go back wasnt an invitation to post more of your peers opinions retard
>>153574288I understand that Turkey is a more evil country but it's crazy that they got so much shit for "Turkiye" and everyone kind of let the Czechs identify as "Czechia" when both of those sound dumb and unnatural in english
TAGE TAGE TAGE TAGE
CHEEKI BREEKI
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153574223OH NO NO NO
>>153574336He good though. No mistakes from him today.Goal btw 2 0
TAGE IN ALL FIELDS
>>153574265idk but its always bothered me too. I'm a couple years older than czechia/slovakia so boomers should have gotten the memo before I did
>>153574268Not what I said you retarded leaf
HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOAL!
>>153574338it's the nordic/euro countries that don't want russia competing, i don't think america really gives a fuck
Whats the score, the stream isn't working for me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>POKEMON INTERMISSION REPORT>CM PUNK CHANTSthe manchild olympics
>shitkaslovakia
Boooooooring
it's over
2-0
good lord what a shot
THE NEXT LEMIEUX
the two empires of evil are winning
>>153574327dan cloutier iirc
>>153574351He’s actually from the other country that has an almost identical name and flag and might actually be the same place.
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
>>153574297>Inferior to czechia in every wayWell yes, 2/3 of Czech women have done porn at some point in their life, so they have us beaten in that
>>>>>>
>2-0 2-0
Just off the shoulder and in. Almost had it.
I told you guys that slovakia had to be replaced by something else in the top 4.They're only there by mistake.
what a rip
>>153574275>out drinking on a thursday nightI can picture you even more clearly now
what a beautiful shot. i hate that he's in the atlantic.
>>153574362Don't blame the girls, blame Hockey Canada.
that angle was fucking ridiculous. tage is really, really good at hockey.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tage_Erlander
>>153574395most dangerous lead
Compared to all the innocent little hijinks Canada has been accused of, the corruption Hockey USA has done to get the easiest path to the finals in the history of the Olympics needs to actually get investigated.
>>153574395Please don't post those niggers I'm already seething nuff about how shit we are
>>153574426you are beyond retarded
>most dangerous lead
U S ASA
what a fuckin shot2:0 usa
>>153574409Well, yes. What have slovakian women done to entertain me?
>POKEMON INTERMISSION REPORT>CM PUNK CHANTS>FREEBIRDthe manchild olympics
WON'T YOU FLYYYYYY HIIIIGHHHHFREEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIRRRRRDDD YEEEAAAAHHH
We should be watching U.S.A versus Russia right now. Thanks, Europe.
man hockey is great but international hockey is something else
USA MOGS
>>153574433yeah what could go wrong haha
2-0 is an insurmountable lead. Right Fin bros?
>>153574327tim thomas
>>153574304They're now Chechnya
digits and slovakia wins 3-2
>>153574445You new world macacos shouldn't even have opinions
>>153574440sniped
>>153574445i like slovakia
>>153574426holy cope
>>153574426American athletes are naturally better than the best of the world, but we spread our top talent thinWomen's football isn't a thing (they'll try to make it), Basketball you have to be tall, so all our top female athletes go to soccer and hockey The fucking Northwest Territories can't compete with that
>>153574434This entire olympics is an asterisk anyways because Russia isn't there
>>153574440Tage was up that defenders ass and he didn't even know he was there.>Euro defense
I'm from the UK and Ice Hockey isn't really a big thing over here at all. 99% of people couldn't even name a team or a player (me included).I'm flicking through the TV and see the Canada/Finland game so thought I'd give it a watch, I like the winter olympics.My pre-conception about the game was that players just shuffle the puck around a bit, tap it around and slowly just nudge it about until someone shoots, oh and occasionally just have a fight for no reason.Anyway, I sat with jaw dropped, I was literally blown away by how insane this sport actually is. You've got the puck being sent at insane speeds and instantly collected and controlled by a player. The skill it must take to stop, control and then move something so small going so fast is mind bending. It moved so fast I couldn't even see it half the time. And the way the puck flies through the air when someone lobs it forward and the other player casually controls it.Then you see the players literally smashing each other into the wall and they just go "Hmm, fair enough lets carry on". It almost felt like smashing into people, then having a bit of a scuffle is part of the game, before everyone settles down and goes back to smashing someone else into the wall.Some Canadian guy caught a stick to the face and I seriously winced, luckily there was no injury but I'm stunned by how dangerous this must be. I know you have pads and things but I'm sure taking that puck to the jaw or cheekbone (which the visor doesn't seem to cover) must be seriously dangerous. Every time a couple of them landed on the floor in a pile, I was really scared that a blade from the skate could easily get someone in the face or whatever.I'm aware of a lad here in the UK a few years back who died when his neck got cut by a skate during a match. There's so much chaos, crashing into each other, a puck flying round at insane speeds (which according to google it's heavy AF and even frozen...wtf)
Why is swedish metal and rock so much better than finnish? It's not even close.
Tage Thompson is really Canadian o algo
It's sad to see the US dominate the former Hungarian province of Slovakia.
i've seen this script before...
>IT WAS 2-0uh oh burger bros..
>only team to not be taken into overtime by a non 4n teamKek
im not gay but i would tage thompson
>>153574476yeah an asterisk standing for a butthole left unfortunately unraped by the USA IN ITS UNSTOPPABLE RAMPAGE TO THE GOLD
The Winter Olympics is pretty lame. Pretty much the only thing worth watching is the hockey.
So sick that nylander actually just scammed hockey Sweden for a free vacation.Didn’t even have to pretend and show up for practice. Can wait to see what gay little outfit he wears toclinching missing the playoffs
I hate TV commercials so much. Truly the lowest possible form of content.
>most dangerous first intermission at the XXV Winter Olympic Games
In honor of facing our canadian northern brothers in the final, I am eating spicy curry cashews
>>153574445We are arguably the most pro-Russian nation in Europe so you can take us as proxy
>>153574411I look like this and lead the game by that margin.
>the pokemon thing is realwait was the crowd actually chanting CM Punk?
>>153574505you would what to tage? write clearly.
>>153574495Recommend me your fav Scandinavian metal band
Slovak break studio seething about similarities of uniforms
>>153574511Yet your airwaves are full of them
>>153574489innit
>>153574512Finland would mog you
Oshie needs a nose job, jesus that thing is uneven
>>153574489Im glad you had fun UKbro. These games have been very exciting. :)
>>153574530canoodle
>>153574445you get to play against the russian flag with a asterisk on the left
>>153574532Do European analysts do anything but piss and bitch about real hockey countries
larkin cares more about USA than he does my dwings :) which is ok
>>153574476>muh 3 day Special Military Operation LOL
>>153574489
>>153574532ONE TEAM CHANGE HELMETS >problem solved
>>153574099He also wanted Florida to win against Edmonton. He's based.
>told my friend I'd buy him an 8 ball if canada is in the final at 5 am>canada is in the finalfucking finns, I'm out $250
>>153574489holy fuck what is this post
>the best Canada can do is tie America in olympic hockey gold, a sport we don't care about Lol
>>153574559too much orange makeup
153574489nice try bud. no (you) for (you)
oshie looks bloated
>>153574474there are tons of great athletes who try to make it in basketball and get capped by height. Any 6'0" point guard in D1 men's college basketball is just a freak, even if he should have been playing something else
>>153574568Kek underrated
>>153574531
>>153574531OpethHumanity's last breathVildhjartaMeshuggahHopefully you don't like them, they're not easy to get into.
>>153574596Buy it for me instead fuck your friend
>>153574600>forgot about sledge hockeybaka american
I really missed this nbc music
>>153574600there are no ties in the olympics. Yankees truly are the dumbest people.
>>153574099OH NO the leafs are going to hate him even more. Especially on reddit lol>>153574489>I'm aware of a lad here in the UK a few years back who died because he relaxedit would have been a criminal offensebut we live in 2026 and the perp is playing in a US league now
meshuggah is really overrated
why dont the slavs all get together and form one megacountry? you would do a lot better in the olympics
>>153574495children of bodom mogs most anything from sweden
I was late to the game and also extremely lazy so I couldn't be bothered to toast the bagel and I'm just hand hold biting the salmon and then taking a bit of bagel with borsin. Hope y'all are doing better than I am
>>153574621brother i introduced my stepdad to opeth and he loved them after a few trackscorny-ass country and adult contemporary taste otherwise
35x return on a bet if we win now.. do i do it bros
>>153574489>Leafcucks pretending to be bongsnew lows
who won the bandies gold tho?
It's been said since the begining, the smaller rink is an advantage to team USA and a disadvantage to team Canada. Basically Canada is in the gold match despite the refs and Italian incompetence.
>>153574636You jeets are dumber
>>153574636He means 1 gold/silver each in men’s/women’s hockey lad
>>153574645LGR
>>153574641I can't even tell if this is a joke or not
>>153574579Aren't you about to do the same thing in Iran?
>>153574572>real hockey countriesyou mean russia, which you would blatantly lose against?
>>153574572No
>>153574641they’d need a new Titoand besides, last time they did that it didn’t end well
>>153574636We have already won Olympic Gold in Hockey. You have not. You have silver
>>153574662it is not, my filipino friend
>>153574641or, hear me out, what if the Balkans just become one country. Could be called, idk, Yugoslavia or something. Idk, just spitballing.
>>153574641It happened already but it got broken up during the 90's
>>153574600>we don't care aboutwhy are you the majority in /hoc/ then, and have the most teams in the nhl?
>>153574641It's been tried. It kinda started some war...
>>153574645wtf is this penrose steps infinity bagel
>final will be Israel vs India
Reminder the finals are going to be the forces of good (America) against the Godless sodomite legions of jeet vantablack niggerhell satan (canada)
>>153574641the southern kind of slavs tried
>>153574495Nightwish renders your point invalid.
>>153574671Russia has one center and no d. It's not the 80s anymore, Klaus. Go back to your faggot soccer threads.
The only real hockey countries are Canada and USSR. No, the “Russian Federation” doesn’t count.
>>153574681>He counts women sportsSorry I'm hetero so I didnt understand, my bad.
not even watching the game 2bhit is a done deal
>>153574646What tracks? The ones with death metal lyrics?
>>153574715fucking cringe
>>153574700I hope the nation of Europe supports us when the time comes
>>153574690American website #1 NFL#2 CFB#3/4 NBA/MLB#5 college basketball #6 NASCAR#7 Soccer #8 NHL
>>153574700It's evil vs. evil but Canada is substantially more evil
>>153574700America has always been the Great Satan.
>>153574489>reddit repost has most repliesretards
>>153574641i'd even consider bringing back the ussr
>>153574700Bro you just posted cringe
>>153574694it appears my laziness broke physics
>>153574736I want to believe that the light of civilization still shines in Europe, but I don't have much hope.
Official Opeth Album Ranking 1. Still Life2. Ghost Reveries3. Blackwater Park4. Deliverance 5. Morningrise6. Watershed 7. Damnation8. Orchid9. My Arms, Your Hearse10-14. The other stuff
>>153574725just played him blackwater park
>2-0How we feeling, Ameribros?
>>153574715Good, but i prefer the extreme metal vocalsNightwish is also a bit too simplistic
Why doesn't Snoop Dog do the Skyrizi ads?
>we were defeated so it doesn't count or something kek
>>153574700You guys have actual niggers down there, one was even your president. Also I'm pretty sure you have more jeets in texas alone than my entire country
I'm ready for the NHL to come back. I want regular /hoc/ back. But after Sunday, regardless of who wins, /hoc/ will never be the same again.
>TAXES....>used to be so.....>taxing
real cringe hours
I'm at my final cope: at least we'll get a medal while Sweden gets none
>>153574740>population 348 million
>>153574489And Don’t forget to watch us win on Sunday
>>153574740You are brown.
>>153574700The US has more jeets per capita than canada. Also less than 50% white lmao.
>>153574762he should do Nespresso
>>153574762Snoop is basically a commercial guy now
>>153574773Don't worry binlad we all hate Sweden too
You were supposed to make me proud, Slovakbros...
>>153574768>/hoc/ will never be the same again.of course it will. there will be a few weeks of shitposting before everyone settles back into nhl hockey as the playoff push beginsquit being so dramatic
>>153574773):
>>153574769just downloaded my t4 and scrambling to make some adjustments as I made too much bank again. Do not think I took enough deductions through the year and the CRA is going to rape me.
>>153574756Not having either Ghost Reveries or Blackwater Park at #1 is kind of insane. I thought that was non-debatable
>>153574780>same leaf time>same leaf network And don't forget to drink your Olvatine, children
>>153574740Nope. Hockey comes out ahead of soccer.
>le beautiful Swedish women
>>153574758Cool as a cucumber
Sikh bros are better at hockey than American posters ITT
>>153574740Hockey is 6th based on american ratings.NFL, CFB, MLB, NBA, NASCAR, NHL
Anywhere I can watch this where it isn't in russian
>>153574785Source?
>>153574740CFB has absolutely nosedived the last couple years. Used to be my #1 by a mile now it’s maybe #7
a silver medal winner is the flag bearer? why are we rewarding losing?
why do people act like USA - CAN final is some heckin anime kino? it's the most boring predictable outcome
>>153574788except when he is giving a free concert before the opening game for the BC Lions!
>>153574785Cool fake facts retard. Enjoy getting euthanized.
im real proud of all olympic hockey teams. wish they could all win silver. except for the us
>>153574813alfredsson?
>>153574818on NBC?
>>153574760>extreme metal vocalsHard pass.
>>153574813ik ook
>>153574740Kill yourself, Paco
>>153574813
>>153574740/alf/ runs /sp/
>>153574822You have the dindus like Kash Patel and Vivek Ramsamanaways We have sikh bros
>>153574827Nobody acts like that
>>153574813>johanna franzen
>>153574764Vietnam reference? Korea reference? Iraq reference? Afghanistan reference?
>>153574773>he still thinks he’s getting a medal
>>153574825we really, really, really expected malin to win gold and needed to pivot to a male figure skater
>>153574768fuck that regular /hoc/ is gay, pointless ass regular season
>>153574815can confirm. BCHL has a bunch of them and they are sick.
>>153574827Because it’s good vs evil. Who doesn’t like that
>>153574827you have to live in either one to get it
Omg just fucking start the second period already.
>>153574813Pajeets fetishize this
>>153574785Canada : 2.9M Indians, 41M people USA : 5.4M Indians, 343M people Why do you lie saar? To protect your leaf izzat?
>>153574827In a big tournament you don’t often get the two best teams in the final. This isn’t tennis lad
>>153574823regional sport like hoc and nascar
>>153574740CFB? Collegiate Foot Ball?
>>153574829Canadians lie like humans breath.
>>153574855Have they won any war?
>>153574804If the americans win gold it's never gonna end
>>153574843Pussy
>>153574843good, it's supposed to be a normie filter anyway
>to lose weight>Basically impossible
>>153574834Sandra Näslund
>>153574823been enjoying the 30 for 30 podcast on the murder at the U recently.
>>153574862it's spelled sikh, not sick
>>153574807>He doesnt run his earnings through a corporation so he can write off expenses without having to beg his employer for the right to fill out a T777 and then pay himself as dividend incomeNGMI
Don't know what I should get for dinner
>>153574851sikhs dont put up giant hindu idols
>>153574866I can't even guess who is meant to be good and who evil in that
>>153574758Finna be 5-0 after the 2nd
>>153574887>it's never gonna endit will. might be awhile but eventually the tourists will go away and the same 5-10 people who lurk here every day will go back to their usual antics
>>153574851as a white dude growing up in Surrey I can confirm that has been dreamed by many of my cultural heritage to be invited to a Sikh wedding.
USA winning ez
Another thread devolving into talking about Indian Chads. Feels good to be the center of discussion.
>>153574758Finish this game to secure silver, then go all out for the gold.
are sikh girls cute?
>>153574909how bout a stick in the mouth leafy
>>153574911Come on bro. All shitposting aside we are always the good guys, and the protagonist of the world. Be serious
>>153574919and I will go back to showing up once a week to start fights with the regular posters, as the Lord intended
>>153574909pierogi
really stupid penalty
>>153574902what do you think I am doing? Also, currently looking into how I can write off expenses for my dog as a dependent
holy fuck the retard died
>>153574932Love jeeta pussy. Easy to get when youre white too. Well, that's all pussy really.
>>153574070Nathan MacKinnon is, like, 6'5" and 240.Dude is HUGE.Has public persona as no-nonsense, Terminator-like hockey machine.Does a more embarassing flop than any World Cup gif.I don't mind they called the high sticking.I do mind they didn't call that ugly freak for embellishment.
hey I want to punch tkatschuk as much as everybody but cmon
>>153574932Cope
DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE
>>153574940kek, cooked that street shitter.
>fartin martin
>>153574932
>>153574827Canadian fans booed our national anthem.
>bustthewsHAHAHHHAHHAH
not very captainlike to draw a penalty. he needs to lead my example.
baby tkachuk on his knees sobbing, cowering, begging for the refs
Kek I just entered the room when the slomo of that was happening and thought Americans were punching each other
>>153574956Jeets are absolutely fucking disgusting holy cope
>>153574932Kalistan!
>>153574970
SPICSON YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>miss the easy shot>commit a penalty and kill the PPwhy is this bust on the team again??
>>153574970I like this one cause it's Bronze
>>153574985Lmfao
>
Am I too American if I refer to periods as thirds?
>>153574975lol
>>153574956Its great because they all want no strings attached hookups because they still have to listen to their parents and have their arranged marriages but they also still want to fuck like rabbits on the side with their boyfriends
>>153574910they just blow up airports and airplanes in largest terrorist attack prior to 9/11. just little things. they also hold parades with floats honoring these terrorists in canada anually and its racist to point this out.
>>153574947based, fry them in butter with onions and serve with sour cream
fatthews gives it right back, hooking
>>153574997No you’re just retarded
>>153574980such a fucking faggot
>>153574997americans dont do that so that just makes you retarded
>>153575006But they're thirds
>>153574910Well yeah but you have more of those
>>153574958Have you not watched a single aves game in the last 7 years? It’s a culture thing. Denver is firmly sunbelt in spirit.
>>153574990you need someone to blame when you lose to canada.
>>153574970Thats a nice shade of gold, we use it on our military equipment
>>153574940mmm tastes like VICTORY
>>153575019Don’t care
>>153575002interesting, what's the qrd?
Is Matthews a regular season babby or what dude is a fucking shit
>>153574992For me, it's the modern Canadian flag
>>153575003I love butter, onions, garlic, ginger, cumin, garam masala, turmeric, kashmir chili etc
this song is a banger
>>1535749402 minute PP for the Leaf
>>153575033retard alert
they can't even pp, what is this, that was just p
some kind of humanoid mole rat is wearing a team usa uniform
>>153574700America is literally a state of Israel lmfao
There is WAY too much red white & blue in this game
IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN BABAYYYY
>8 years until we get olympic kino at an actual reasonable timefuark bros.... i'm gonna be so old...
celebrini is the modern goat. i wish he were american
>>153574851I was just joking but now I'm 100% certain you are Indian
>>153575033Maple Leaf fans can't stand Matthews, I love that the entire USA now hates his guts too lmao
>USA got the high caste Indians while Canada got the low caste ones who couldn't get into America kek
I'm watching My Broncos play ice hockey
>>153575072I'll be dead by then
>>153575043In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly? It's a banger, but you haven't really heard it unless you have listened to the full 17 minute version.
>>1535750442 minutes for you can't do that
>>153574975höhö
>>153575052Don't be rude, hes cursed with canadian genetics
What did I miss?
>>153575040HALLO SAAR
Literally how fuckin hard is it to wake up at 8 am on a sunday 1 fuckin time
>>153575104USA domination, as usual
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL....
>>153575110It’s 5am for me
>>1535751042 luckpucks for usa
retarded
>>1535751105am bud
>>153575082how many 'syrians' did merkle let in?
PP showtime
>>153575110not that hard lad i do it every sunday for liturgy.
Thinking about giving the blue, white, and red team a penalty.
what a clumsy retard
>Mexican population USA 40 million Canada 155kBeyond grim for Americans being ethnically replaced in their own nation
>>153575104qualifying
>>153575123It's 1 pm here in Australia
why are we parking the bus this is so dumb
Slovakia will do nothing with the power play KWAB
two minutes, can't do that
The United States has to be the most penalized team in this tournament, right
>>153575156
STRONG ISLAND BABY
>>153575077I hated him before any laff fan
I can see the puck but not the players
>>153574950You clearly aren't, only employees get T4's. If you paid yourself out of your own corp as a T4 you missed the point. You do that for your kids so you get free SHL room to take money out tax freet. accountant you can't afford (actually good)
>>153575091https://youtu.be/Tfpn3wHoNGA>In the Garden of Edennever thought of it as a banger
SCARRR
>>153575039god dammiti loled
>Indians seething about Mexicans after that infamous twitter poll showing people prefer illegal Mexicans to legal IndiansKEK
>another pp wastedgrim grim grim
Come on Slovakia scaaar some goals
>>153575122Thanks for the rundown, I'm gonna look more into this. I always had a feeling that Sikhs spent a lot of time lobbying to convince us theyre not like the other brown invaders.
>>153575157This should put MacKinnon's dive into perspective.This is a real high stick.
>>153575157teemu selanne says thats not a penalty.
>>153575148We should build a pedestrian overpass from the mexican border to the canadian border. Then if the spics want to migrate for economic benefits they can just head to the frozen hellscape that is Canada. I call it the Spic-Span.
>>153575000this nigga gets it
CMON SLOVAKIA DO SOMETHING
>>153575211Pedereast olympics
Remember my fellow Slovaks, it's not over until it's over.
Latinas are a way better deal for BWC than Indians
nice tackle lmao
SCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! SLOVAKIA WITH THE DOUBLE GOAL!!!!!!
we are gonna RAPE canada in the final
this game SUCKS
Oh no big american PP I don't want to get raped again >_<
kek the full judo takedown on the ice
>>153575226ViniWhy he so sensitive>>153575248We american favorites
>>153575248Easily
>paralympicsdoes anyone actually enjoy watching that
slovaks are getting way too many penalties to have a chance
>>153575251which one?
oof detective benson is looking rough
I can't see who has the puck
two minutes, illegal wrestling moves
>>153575265no, it's retarded
teemu selanne to appear on overdrive
Time for a frosty cold one
>>153575195they carry swords everywhere and are the ones that lobbied to change all rcmp and military rules and use racism as a cudgel to get excemptions for their towel heads to not wear helmets/uniforms/etc. we have 100 man sword fights in the streets now in canada because they are 3rd world shit bags. stuff like >https://toronto.citynews.ca/video/2022/08/29/fight-breaks-out-in-brampton-people-seen-carrying-swords/ if it manages to make the news. can find videos of bigger brawls where no arrests are made if care. its illegal to arrest them.
>>153575265Yeah, retarded people>>153575271Fin losing to svk is why we're watching these slav retards play today
OK one of these teams should have favored red more
>>153575248well, you are obviously a nation of rapists
>>153575295When
>>153575295selanne/o'dog fight will be amusing
>>153575212you're white, start acting like it
HIT DA SHOT WITH DA POST OH MY
fucking Mexican
>fat-thewskwab
master class by my reffies tonight
bustthews pettersshits it again
This hughes guy is really good.
it's actually really inspiring that team usa has a paralympian on their roster playing alongside his big bro
how did THAT stay out?!
Trump will threaten Canada with tariffs when we win in the gold medal game :(
None of the teams playing the US act like they want to be there. Sweden didn’t try and the Slovs are just hanging out.
>>153575315SAAR you are white SAAR
>postthews
"""power""" play
nice path, matthewsyou bum
>>153575195>>153575297Literal dindus itt kek
>>153575336>telescopic hockey stickfuck yea
guys, i have the puckwhat do i do with it
>PP spent passing the puck back and forth
>SCAAAAA-ACK
OUTRAGE!!!!!!
SCAA -ACK
>>153575260I could tell you but then I would get banned for breaking a global rule.Also, miss me with that gay ass "sport".
>>153575336Tariffs only gonna be on silver because thats what you faggots are getting.
>>153575360freak the fuck out, throw it into my feet, and go for a change
Soccer
>>153575321
GOO-ACKK
(((Refs)))
>>153575360impose a tariff on it
clearest kick i've seen
NOT A KICK WE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY SOCCER
>>153575082Actually sikhs were in the British army
Man these refs really hate us
KWAB
>handegg
the MrGary ref microphones don't work in Italy neither
Why wouldn't this count? What's wrong with kicking the puck?
fat ref pussy
HOWEVER
That looked like a standard deflection
So you can poke a curling stone but you can foot bop a puck?
>>153575423kicking the puck
>>153575000unless they're one of those strong independant ones who refuse to marry a brown guy so then you're stuck explaining to your parents why you're bringing an indian girl to the family dinner
not very subtle
>5 minutes of commercials>refpuck>5 minutes of commercials
>>153575416That was an obvious kick in. Even the usa players knew
>>153575423I heard it's against the rules to score a goal by kicking the puck.
>>153575440Dumb rule
Just tuned in why have both teams come dressed as each other?
kwab
no goal, illegal kicking motion
What do you think the players are watching on their pads kek
can someone explain why thats against the rules
>>153575461it's a common hockey thing, known also as crossdressing
Games were better without the NHL fags
>>153575465actually does look like a kick from that angle
>>153575471/hoc/, of course
>>153575450I'm not seeing any ads, you slave>>153575455Bullshit rules
>>153575465the fact he immediately looks to the referee is a give away
>>153575471Instagram reels
>>153575461stfu mohammed
>>153575473Its hockey not kick-the-puckey
Shieeet
>>153575461they thought it would be funny and to be honest it kinda is
>>153575451Why are you guys so scared of facing us
NO KICK THERE GOALLL
lol
>>153575471Alysa Liu Threads
>>153575360Contemplate the idea that by possessing the puck your existence carries a higher weight, in that moment, than a majority of humans on Earth. Drive to the goal-line and backhand it off the side of the net.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARJACK HUGHES
FREE BIRD
USA USA USA USA FREEEEEE BIRD
SSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
>>153575473Only the luckpucks countHughes goated
now that's DATS a good goal
It's over.
FREEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRD YEAH
Patrick Kane. Literal rapist
its ogre. canada getting silver confirmed unless crosby comes back from the dead to save them.
4-0
JACKIE BOY
am I missing the new thread?
je koniec
More like slowvakia
slovakia what the fuck apply yourselves
HOLY FUCKING ASS RAPED
why was the first semi-final so close?
>>153575512based raccoon pilled
>>153575450Land of the free?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AGAINEICHLEL
>Noserat>McKinnon>both leaf refsTOMORROW
ANOTHER ONE
OH MY ANOTHER
>>153575471Alysa Liu clips
could canada actually lose the final
OH LAWDDDDDDDD
FREE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
freebird is the greatest rock song ever written
>>153575533He looks like the best defenseman of all timeOver fr
rip slovensko
>>153575512kek
Currently USA is winning this game
jfc stop bullying them
IT'S OVER
>>153575526>POV: you are a cab driver
HE SCORRREEESS
>canada vs usa as final event of the olympics after their year long political beefholy fucking kino
leafbros...i'm getting kinda scared
>>153575526I lik ewhen he beat up the brown taxi driver.
take one goal away? we score 2 to make up for it
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153574039over
KWABKWAB
7-1 energy
OTHER JACKIE BOY
Americans played fraud teams
SLOVACKIA
>>153575557No
3:0
How does a tiny country like Slovakia make it into the semi finals of a sport of supposedly medium importance?
KWABVAKIA
This game sucks
See leafs. This is how you beat a Slavic team.
>>153575545finland is actually good
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANTHE RED WHITE AND THE BLUE
>>153575526blackhawk genetics
Any other hockey fags here watching the new hit series Heated Rivalry?
Slovakia the land of rape
Jesus, I thought they were just showing the replay, didnt realize it was another goal
FREEEEEBIIIIRD
>>153575538Sweden didn’t bother showing up either. Have to cater to the US vs Canada crowd to get ratings but these hockey games have been fucking dreadful.
bub buy tender
>>153575557Yeah it's like 65/35 for canada so not a huge advantage
EAT SHIT REFFIES
>Goaltending changeI dont think that is a good idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwR3e2iq9EI
PULLED
>>153575557with 4 canadian refs? no
>>153575557yesYESand they will
SCOORRESSS
>>153575590Grandfathered in
>>153575579Our Jew <3
They think that's on the goalie? lol defense was completely out of position
has a goalie ever been pulled and then the replacement goalie gets pulled later? who goes in after that?
4:0 usa
this is just a rehash of the vancouver script. They only swapped Finland and Slovakia
>it's a repeat of 2010
>>153575603Yes it really captures the essence of hockey!
>>153575589The difference between his 4 Nations performance and here is staggering.
GET FUCKED USA USA USA
>>153575557Yes
Its ovah
>>153575636Sad
FreeeeBiiiiird
Humiliation ritual
>>153575590russia is banned
NEW>>153575654>>153575654>>153575654>>153575654>>153575654>>153575654
I am out. Fuck this boring shit
you know, if you're a defenseman and you loose your stick, just lie down in the crease
>>153575629Typically they just leave in the 2nd goalie cause it is a blowout by that point
>19 secondsStill not as cool as my Hawks against the Bruins in 17 seconds for Stanley
Reminder that the entire point of olympic hockey exhibition matches are to try and entice new blood to watch the NHL
>>153575557Who knows. Canada have already revealed themselves to be slimy little cheats so they would do anything not to.
>>153575526lolHe's a superstar professional hockey player in Buffalo, NY and he can't even pull an annoying airhead without commiting a crime.
>>153575657How are they even the 5th best team or anywhere near that though? Slovakia is a glorified bus stop.
>>153575681mfw people start watching the pwhl
>>153575557America was favoured in 4 nations and they still are for olympics with quinn hughes and other major injuries from 4N in the line up now. Anyone that believes Canada is the favourite is retarded and only looks at hte one line they have. Their defense is makaar and thats it. no goalies either. America has a lot more depth and top tier goalies and defense. It comes down to if mcdavid and mackinnon can work magic and the other lines dont crumble vs superior US 2nd, 3rd and 4th lines.
Christ what a massacre
butatoti...
>>153575629I remember when I was younger I was watching a Washington Capital’s game when they had Jim Carey as a goal and he hot pulled after letting in 3 or 4. Then his replacement pulled his groin and they had to put him back in and he got scored in at least 2 more times.
>>153575745no i think canada was favourite by odds in 4N
>>153574075i’m from michigan and even played little ceaesar’s growing up i did all of that and more its a common enough experience around here that nobody feels the need to blogpost about it.You provided probably four times as much detail on your faggy rinkside adventures than you did regarding anything you actually did on the ice which tells me that you and the kids you played with probably sucked major ass.
>>153574155Back at one of my high school’s hockey games one of the opposing team’s player apparently thought he either didnt need or could get away with not wearing one and during the game he caught a skate blade across the front of his crotch hard enough that it slices clean thru his hockey pants, underwear, and scrotum and actually severed one of the actual testes from bodyand it actually fell out of the wound/pant opening and to onto the actual ice surface They had to stop the game and go find & collect it off the ice (dont worry they did pretty quickly) before sending him off in an ambulance with it.i dont remember if they cancelled/post-postened the rest of the fame after that but i do remeber that word got back to everybody later that the surgeons managed to successfully reattach it and sew him back up at the hospital and apparently with no expected permament or long-term damage to his man jewels just a looong recovery period so i guess the story ultimately had a good endingt. true story btw
>>153574164>how dare they express postive emotions and celebrate achievementthere is perhaps no better encapsulation of the canadian psyche than that reddit post right there
>>153574177I just got my adderall prescription refilled yesterday so i am immunes to time zones and the weight of their effects for probably another 48 hrs or so.
>>153574223You can still win a gold star sticker that says “You tried!”does that count?
>>153574164t.
>>153574327Go look up Dominik Hasek’s legendary hip check on marian gaborik from hasek’s time in detroit
>>153574505so are you saying that you are the only one who is truly capable of taming Tage Thompson’s todger?
