Stupid faggots. Sunday you all are ours.
>>153576265obsessed
>>153576347
So what’s the actual cause of Canada Derangement Sydrome? Is it just impotent rage from the dumbest Americans because they didn’t get to annex us like their pedophile president promised? The answer is yes. I’m very excited for the Gold Medal game though. It should be fun. Remember in 2018 it was Germany vs OAR? Scary. This best-on-best action is much better.
>>153576506It's bantz
>>153576506>ey, canadabros, could you just stop cheating at these sports? everyone is just trying to have a good time.>UHHH UHHH CANADA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME ANYBODY? PEDOPHILE ALERT! CALL THE WHO, THERE'S A CDS OUTBREAK!
>>153576506
Very normal response from a distinctly non-deranged poster.>>153576533
>>153576533>gets called out for having CDS>acts like a retard suffering from CDScmtsu kwab. go leafs
if you canucks dont want to be hated maybe dont cheat?
>>153576585>Get hit in face>"STOP CHEATING!!!"
>>153576506Americans only THINK about Canada once every four years lol
>>153576616The leaf cries out as he strikes you
Total Canada DeathTCD
>>153576633lol
>>153576616>slaps opponent's stick into his own face>gets tapped on the chin>canadian ref that literally couldn't see the contact blows the whistle
>>153576616>see finn player’s stick in front of you>lean right into it, then fall flamboyantly in the opposite direction like handsome squidward>not cheating
I expected this kind of crybaby behaviour from reddit but I thought 4chan was above this kind of thing. You fellas really have me shaking my head today.
"I didn't fucking touch it"
>>153576690>>153576721The American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
>>153576742>behaviour
Do you seriously expect me to read that
>>153576742reddit is a Canada personified
>>153576761you live in canada
>>153576782gruezi
canadians should be ip banned from sp
>>153576773if you dont know the entire thing by heart from the first sentence you should stop posting and lurk for the next year
>>153576506Maybe not cheat on the world stage of athletic competition.
>>153576742There’s that leaf smug again.No ability to self-reflect. Unless it’s to the chinks, jeets or chugs, who all own them
>8amwhat the shit is that
You take them in the hockey we'll handle them in the curling
>>153577134of course
>>153576792Every general has a resident Can'tnadian schizo
>>153577134alright, make sure not to break too many of their bones, britbro
>>153577134And my axe
the question is, how will Chudnadia and Cucknadians cheat on Sunday?
>>153577134to betray the commonwealth is to betray your own blood.this won't soon be forgotten.
>>153579774>this won't soon be forgottenNeither will your cheating.
>>153579774CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER
This is the first time in living memory where USA can be considered the good guys out of the two.
>>153580157>what did he mean by this?
>>153576265remember the last time you talked tough in hockey
>>153580263Delete this you granite touching faggotAnd put that guy Crosby with the woman's sidney first name in the game so we can mogg and get revenge properly
>>153576712That's actually a really dumb fucking idea and likely going to start a forest fire
>>153576742Are you kidding me? Canada can do no wrong in reddits eyes. They want so badly for these Olympics to be where Canada makes a statement against Trump
>>153576581>tf>tpLmao shut the fuck up you absolute faggot holy shit
>>153576265The day of the rake is coming. Canada will never recover from losing 2 gold medal hockey games to USA in one Olympics.
>>153580444Trips don’t lie Canadian tears are sweeter than superior Vermont maple syrup
I cursed them. Well, they cursed themselves really. I just helped
>>153580292Sydney and McDavid will be crying like bitches after America steals their souls and puts up 6 more against them.
>>153576265I fucking hate your guts. Having referees from your own country. Lifting players stick to you own face and then embelish a penalty. I hope your country ends in nuclear war. Keep your own little circle jerk. I'm done with this stupid fuckin kendo sport. Every one of you look like a fucking inbread asshole. You are no longer even a country for me but fuckin Pakistan and India semen licking refugee help shithole. Go fuck yourself and sisters and mothers and fathers and then give your inbread kids to the refugees. FUCK YOU FOREVER CANADA
>>153580591Based Finbro
>>153580591Get his ass, yeah fuck the canacucks
you guys are really starting to hurt my feelingshockey is about having fun and friendly competition
>>153580634>the Canadian government euthanizes healthy teenagers>Justin Trudeau is a pedophile blackface user
>>153580634enjoy your silverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpDEOXABWg
Tried Canadian bacon, it's alright. Tried maple syrup, kinda shitty. Enjoyed The Raccoons as a kid. Struggling to think of any other reasons Canada deserves to exist.
>>153581166They're one of the only loyal colonies you have left, bongbro. They still have your royals on their money. Atleast be grateful for their loyalty.
>>153576506your entire national identity is America Derangement Syndrome pipe down lil bro
>>153576506We like to make fun of you guys because you're pathetic passive aggressive assholes. Nothing more to it really.
>>153581175They are a cancer to the commonwealth that needs to be removed, the Prince Andrew of nations if you will.
>>153580591gigabased
>>153580591dis boomer boilin bout it
>>153581229I hope you doleaving the islamic commonwealth of cheaters and pdfs will actually be better for our global image.
>>153581260>pdfsJustin Trudeau
>>153576265BENNETT AND MARCHAND ELBOWS UP
>>153576616>pokes the stone, on camera and in front of everybody>"I'M NOT CHEATING!!!"
>>153576761Not a single nigger on the hockey team
>>153576265I heard the Leafs were cheating again in ski cross. Can they ever not cheat?