>Lap:#8350>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153562666>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Testin' is overAbo gyp in two weeks334 laps for AMR over six days:-an unspecified problem and a “data anomaly” last week-this week wednesday, a power unit issue, then a Stroll spin from possibly a technical fault-a battery-related problem thursday ending their running early in the afternoon session-six intermittent laps on friday-according to Newey doesn't even load the battery at 250 kW, let alone 350586 laps for Cadillac, might not be last672 laps for Red Bull, defied expectations, has Amx677 laps for Alpine, focused on pushing the car and less racing simulations, so who knows711 laps for Audi, looked unimpressive for 4 days, but made a lot of gains734 laps for Racing Bulls, solidly midfield, only 2026 rookie Lindblad redeemed741 laps for Mercedes, did show chinks (in its armor), probably cheating745 laps for Ferrari, showed a couple of innovations790 laps for Williams, had some catching up to do, also possibly overweight794 laps for Haas, looks like a swan, gentle to drive, fast over both short and longer stints817 laps for McLaren, don't think they're far behind Ferrari, MercedesAmx remembers
evening lads
we need to go back >>>/wsg/6096693
>Amx remembersamx knows..
>>153576893I do not follow, what's the hopium for this year's Ferrari?
Edd Straw
amx
reposting
>>153572662Penelope Kvyat's moist cunny is being Haas VF-20''d right nowdeath to me*cedes, mc*aren and hamilt*n
Eduardo Paglia
>Hamilton straight
AMX has a message (pic rel) for all the young women involved in motorsports who are currently childless
>>153576983They're not sandbagging so look in a class of one, in reality they will be joint 3rd with dead bull
To the anon in the last thread who that Eileen Gu had taken the bogpill
can you disqualify a team for the whole season for safety reasons?
am honda is cooked to levels we've never seen beforesteak dropped in a volcano is less cooked
>>153576893Is Cadillac the first American manufacturer in F1 if we don't count Ford? Isn't this their first year?
>Aston Martin went with Newey instead of Horner>They're going to be an absolute disaster classBased.
>1. Mercedes(Max will be thereabouts, rarely)>2. McLaren(Max will be thereabouts, sometimes)>3. Ferari/Red Bull(Ferrari will be better off the line but fall back in the race due to general incompetence and small turbo making them rapeable on straights, but lecuck will scam another Monaco win if he doesn't choke)
>>153576968>to think i once disliked alonso and renault because they "stole" schumi's championshipsperdóname fernando
>>153577274no. ford never had a works team - they owned jaguar, thoughfirst burger constructor was scarab. first burger winner was shelby/gurney's aar
Gentlemen, please ignore F1 and acknowledge the greatest race of 2026 has just begun.As usual, winner takes it all.
here's your pecking order>Ferrari>Mercedes>Red Bull>McLaren>Haas>Alpine>VCARB>Williams>Audi>Aston Martin>Cadillac
>>153577506>be 50someshit>plap daddario in her prime for 3 years>split her ass>get a younger chickrich dudes have life so easy...
>>153577546>36>prime???
>>153577017I know Alonso is all about muh samurai, muh El Matador but at what point do you just walk away? You think Michael "Never give up" Schumacher would tolerate this shit?
>>153577567have you SEEN her?
>>153577567it do bee like dat doe
>>153577567yeah
>>153577541>Falling for Ferrari glory runs>Mercedes with allowed cheating for at least 6 months will not be the fastest
Alonso has looked lugubrious all week but I fear the Aston's problems will be endwarfed come Australia
I love how everyone around the internet is still full of copium about Aston's situation. They'll post the most doomer post they can and then cap it off with a really hopeful prediction. Like:>This isn't a quick fix. Remember it took Honda 6 years last time to fix their lump of garbage.>I think this was a mis step by Stroll. Should have stuck with Merc. If they wanted Honda they could have let some other team deal with the hurt for 3-4 years and then scoop in like RB did with Honda.>There is a strong possibility they may not even finish some of the first few races.Nobody can fathom that it will be a miracle in every race of the season IF one of the Aston's reaches the finish line and isn't lapped 10-15 times. "Titanic has hit an iceberg, there's a huge gash on the side and 5 compartments are flooding rapidly. We may arrive in New York slightly behind schedule!" LMAO
>>153577655The most rebarbative post I've seen all pre-season.
Gemma Arterton (Aston Martin F1 brand ambassador) has just announced she’s separated from her husband too
>>153577017GP2bros...>>153577598wtf, stop posting minors>>153577715>ynr THAT video
asston bros, even colapiss is laughing at you
I have not separated from my husband thougheverbeit ( I dont have one(( im not gay)) )
>>153576893needs more news
>>153577598I've never seen such a young man, what's his secret?
>>153577598>his life isn't a strawberry
>>153577017K E K
>>153577017it's in the news anon pay attention
>>153577740IYKYK
>>153577604would would would
My honest reaction to seeing all the battery shit in F1
>>153577745Someone to crash into, innit.
>>153577017I want to believe that Cadillac will finish above the Aston's in a couple weeks but i think they will cobble just enough together to pass them at least.
>>153577822dropped a can or two m8
>>153577745>colapiss is laughinghe really shouldn't with that mouth and those teeth
>>153577604Is the one in the middle the crazy lizard people person?
>>153577033TwainANO>>153577098That's all of them thoughever>>153577130Not even remotely bogged, you're just coping.>>153577506>>153577715OH NOOOOOOOOOOSHE'LL NEED SOMEONE TO COMFORT HER AND HER LARGE BREASTS IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
>>153577345take it
>thought liam was in nz to spend time with his family during the summer>he actually came to film meme videos for red bull
>>153577715I would drink this woman's piss
>>153577945
>>153577816baseado
I heard Ferrari looks good this year. Will Hamilton, the best driver to have ever lived, finish on podium in 2026?
>>153578086Sprint races don't have podiums, sorry
>>153577017CARALHO
>>153577816>>153578034wtf this boomer is kinda hot
>>153578107
>>153578121scratch that, he is hotSEXOOO
>>153578107>>153578138
>>153578121LESBIANS!
>>153577017>mfw Aston gets DSQ'd for being too shit to follow the regs
>>153578162seethe. fume even
>>153577667>rebarbativeBefore anybody objects, that is a perfectly cromulent use of "rebarbative".
>>153578234cromulent THIS .i. nerd
melbourne spoilers
What's the f1 equivalent tot this?
>>153578310cowntehxt?
gimi
>>153578366guy fell down during an ice skating race and got stabbed in the eye by someones skate
>>153578454...>>153578310delete this shitahhhhhmy eye
>>153577715>>153577740post the video, you know which one
>>153578366Olympic ice skater got sliced in the face. it's bit Prryce like to answer my own question
>>153577953
>>153578310
>>153578479>lets go do activities while standing on knivesthe fuck is wrong wit yall up there?
>>153578310it's fucking massa obviously
>>153578470>>153578512nah she just got cut and broke her cheekbone. eye is fine
>>153578121Horner trying to hide his urge to colonize
>>153578121the face of a man that knows what is going to happen tonight
This is our year!
>>153578310Nothing of value was lost.
>>153578606
Sexo status?
>>153578640You don't even need a fast car if you simply get into 1-2 T1 and then conduct the Hamtrain for 90 minutes
>>153578640He literally had a rocketship for majority of his carreer though.
>>153578648wing go spinny so very sexo
>>153577953i like the red bull meme videos
>>153578121thats it, Im jerking off to ebony girls today
>>153578720Public indecency is bad
>>153578674don't underestimate the goat + rbr strategy>>1535786762 years only
>>153578720youre not in a position to use that term
>>153578676don't forget max has only ever had shitters for teammates. yes, ricciardo was a shitter.>>153578720you were going to do that anyways
>>153578676career*>>153578805>>153578805>ricciardo was a shitter.Not at first, but he fumbled badly.
kwablonso and poowey are teaming up to blame honda because they rely on each other's dickriders to not get exposed
>>153578757Can't outstrategy the Hamtrain gaping 7s/lap to P1 every race
Death penalty for Ocon
>>153579004method?
>>153579030poisoned cheese
Let's make predictions for podiums that are not Red Bull, Mercedes, McLaren, or Ferrari:For me, I think we're going to have a Bearman podium.
>>153579199the hass is just so peak in and out
I thought all the best stuff is made in Japan...
>>153577945ps3bros... lmao... into the cuck shed
>>153579039And if he's developed an immunity?
>max is now third favorited odds to win au gp>chuck ahead now since testing datadamn... the bookies know...
>>153578818other than max ricciardo was teammates with shitters and carbabies, ergo he was always shithttps://www.statsf1.com/en/daniel-ricciardo/coequipier.aspx
>>153577953Modern science allows you to do more than one thing in a location.
>>153578676It's very rare to become WDC without winning the WCC. Max did it twice.
>>153579287The bookies just change things based on how people are betting. They couldn't tell a NASCAR and a F1 car apart.
So which F1 driver is fucking Alexandra Mammario?
>>153579271mouse traps
>>153579481Sir Jackie Stewart
>>153579481me
From>0to>2014how OMINOUS are we?
>>153577657honda's situation will only improve if they have the right people in the team but i haven't been following them for ages so i'm not sure who is in charge of the projectif they know what's good for them, they'll fire whatever idiots they have now and bring in their best engineers ASAP or else it looks like fernando is gonna have to retire with only 2 world championships
>>1535796743
>>153579481Perez if he wins any session
>>153579704WEWwith all the talk of compression ratios, I expected more
>>153579749four?
>>153577345>DeutschVAGI like relevant branding
My Season rankings for the first few races1. Mercedes 2. RedBull 3. Ferrari 4. McLaren 5. Williams 6. Alpine 7. HAAS8. RacingBulls9. Cadillac (Partition award)10. Audi (DNF)11. Aston Martin (DTF)
>>153579940I don't think the Audi PU is as bad as the Honda oneI also think Chuck is going to dominate the first couple of races until Mercedes has enough data to tell their shitters the right way to drive their cheat car
>>153579199I can see an Alpeen podium thanks to the Merc engine and easier aero. Their car seems to fine early on and if they steal the right upgrades from taking ideas from others i could see a Gasly podium..
his spirit is inside of audi's new power unit
im hungry :(
I just finished gooning :)
Wake me up when we get to Melbourne
evidently sick because of my dipshit coworker
>>153580188fuck him in the assshow dominance
>>153580188I hope you don't recover
>>153580233calm down
I will watch the F1 this year but I'll be pirating on an IPTV.I just know it's going to be a trainwreck of a season.
>>153579199A mostly shitty year for williams but one freak win/podium + top 5 finish race
>>153580008>Alpeen podiumGastly's podium was kino masterclass. I'd like to see that again for sure.>>153580265Albon or Sainz? Sainz got one already with Williams, so it'd be nice to see Albon get it this time. He will be so happy.
>>153580312awful fits
gn
>>153580339This is where F1 died.
piss3 status?
>>153580339Why did mika salo do it?
>>153579481this bitch has been charting a course of driver dick for 3 years, it will be Alonso on the downlow then a hard pivot onto lecute or verstappen. She knows any more than two F1 drivers puts her in megaslut territory and only Fernando is man enough to play into that game and come out unscathed perhaps even bunning her oven for legacy.
chuck suggested that they were the only ones not sandbaggingso it's actually over
>>153580834rari showed off their new tech for no reason..
>>153580834lepre-cope
>>153580834It's impressive how every car is the slowest on the grid
i'm such a stupid fucking chud but i don't have to be
>>153580834ThisEveryone in the grid knows its gonna be a 2014-tier sham of a season
https://speedcafe.com/supercars-news-2026-sydney-500-track-change-turn-8-druitt-support-categories/kekimagine changing the track configuration mid event
>>153581213fucking sydneydogsamiritelads
>>153580834I highly doubt Ferrari wasn't also sandbagging. The simulated start with Hamilton zooming off on everybody wasn't him just casually doing a half added start.
>>153579199Bottas podiumSainz win[spoiler]Alonso win[/spoiler]
>>153581254I forgot to include the rest of my post, like some kind of dumbass.He didn't sandbag the start, but I doubt they were really trying all too hard otherwise. Everyone was taking it easy save for a couple of glory runs maybe.Though Hamilton is also complete and total shit.
>>153581279>>153581254it would be actually really funny if rari were the only ones going all out during the testings
honda are FUCKEDaston are FUCKEDnuui is FUCKEDmuseo is FUCKEDstrulovich is PERFECTLY FINE
>>15358127020 cars DNF and Alonso still wouldn't win
Ditching Mercedes for Honda was so dumb
>>153581379Everyone knows if you want to win championships the best path forward is to have a works engine deal.Based on their prior performance with RBR most people thought it was a great idea to steal them away from RBR.
>>153581379Whats this guy up to now?
>>153581396but Honda "retired" and wasnt developing shit, they are so behind - how many years will it take them to catch up
>>153581396It just makes it more impressive the shit max pulled off with HondaT B Q H
I will attract a humongous amount of jeers, but I genuinely believe Alolso's biggest mistake in the past 5 years was not crossing over to Fmeme when the El Peen cuckening occurred.
>>153581379>dick hot, o my
>>153580834Ferrari do glory runs in testing every year and then come the first race they're upper midfield at best.
>>153581543The Ferrari belief cycle is an integral part of an F1 season
So it's that time of year again Ferrari-bros.
>>153581624Not this year
>Me engine sucky sucky>Me give you long laptime
morning lads
>>153581654
>>153577017High on Cadillac hopium
>newey was only good when he had a literal top5 driver all time at his disposal
>>153581379It was a great decision but it takes time. In 5 years Stroll will be a champion.
>>153581543This year it will be different. You'll see.
>>153581751What team is Stroll going to?
>>153581722Newey takes a long time to get his groove on. He came to RBR in autumn 2005, but he only produced a truly good car in 2010. Problem is, Honda are similar. Once they stop development, it takes them 2-3 years until they can put out a good engine again. So the car will only be competitive circa 2028-29.
goedemorgen jongens>>153581654bonjour mon ami>>153581682good morning friend
>beer before wine, you're doing fine>wine before beer, you're in the clearAlways remember that.
>>153581857nonsense
ferrari wdc + wcci am feeling it in my bones
>>153581883Might want to get that checked by an orthopedist.
>>153577017Thank fuck i buy Yamaha bikes instead of Honda shitbox
has an engine ever been so bad that the engine makers had to come out and make a statement
>>153581874Fine, enjoy your hangovers.
>>153581925His mom said he couldn't date her anymore
>>153581925>with undies modelLMAO
>>153582066“You’re world champion, it’s time to come out.”
>>153581936>faggio
>>153582129F1 related
Mercedes(2014 POWER GAP)McLarenWilliams(Mercedes PU POWER GAP)Red BullFerrariAlpine(Non-works team POWER GAP)HaasRacing BullsAudiCadillac(GP2 engine POWER GAP)Aston Martin
>[BREAKING NEWS]: Max Verstappen comes out as world's first trans F1 Driver!
>>153582186Alpine has Mercedes PU
>>153582230Alpenis has Coca Cola being a chaos agentGasly has to do things solo if they're gonna be best of the rest
>>153581925>bongs trying to sell this homosexual prostitue as a straight guyhe is truly the next hamilton, but even more talentless
>>153581954To be fair, the engine doesn't seem to be the problem. It revs just fine when the transmission constantly shits itself.
>>153581925Still don't understand why Norris' PR team thought it was a good idea to give him the most obvious beard possibleI reckon they're the same retards that tried to make Norris look like a horny bastard with those "leaked chats" from dating apps
>>153582424he's obviously nonbinaryyou need to stop assigning outdated gender labels to people
Asston Shartin are fucked because Nui doesnt know shit about being a team principal. Should have stayed in his lane. And even aero won't be as influential in this regulations era
aston isnt gonna 107% lol
kwablonso and poowey are teaming up to blame honda because they rely on each other's dickriders to stay unexposed
>>153582575He's not really the problem at the moment. The car itself seems fine enough, beyond the shit ass engine.Not sure if any of the "innovations" will be any good, but you need a car that works first.
>>153581925heh, newspapersremember those?
I would gladly sacrifce another one or two years of Leclerc's career just to see Hamilton suffer again
>>153582660same lol
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153582660>>153582664hasnt leclerc suffered enough?
>>153581925Why are none of the white drivers dating asian women?
>>153582682no
The thing I'm looking forward the most is seeing Alonso's seething and despair
History is lining up to facilitate the 2028 Alonso/Hamilton reunion at Cadillac.
>>153582730my washed kings on the retirement money team
Why does Bottas have a podcast with a random German dude?
>>153582738>washedthey've always been complete and utter shit
with Cadillac joining, and with all the American tracks on the calendar now, would you be okay with USA taking over f1? its gotta be better than the brits right?
>>153577345TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153582790The bigger problem is if they have to answer to shareholders or not
>>153582829>>153582790Just like the MLS, no matter how much money and exposure is poured into F1The general Americans will never take it seriously(which is a good thing)
>>153582832Agreed, but unfortunately that won’t stop them from trying
>>153582692None of them are as based as Alesi
>asked chatgpt about people that are making cadillac f1 car
>>153582977are you sure those names are correct? my gpt tells me otherwise...
>>153583028hahahah fuck off cunt
>>153583028>rosenbaum-V8steinhowling
>>153582916Alesi has a VERY cute hapa daughter called Helena Alesi (age 29, single)She briefly dated migg
wasn't this meant to be aston martin's year?
>tfw the shitty engine regs and "sustainable" fuel are so they can justify going back to larger engines in future seasons
>>153582790Whoa that's the overtake of the race brought to you by [insurance company], [banking company], and [fast food company]!How about that, Bobby!We'll be right back!*cuts to the commercials for the 6th time this race*
>>153583078>race gets red flagged so bad bunny can do a halftime show
F1 ALL STAR WEEKEND!!!WOOOH!!!
>>153583058It should've been obvious that something was very wrong when they suddenly dropped their TP and shoved Newey into the role out of nowhere at the end of last year. Newey was also very insistent that the team was behind whenever he talked about it last year because he didn't join until march, which implies that Aston either did absolutely nothing while waiting for him or built something so shit he dumped it the moment he saw it. Honda was a gamble that didn't pay off either.
>>153583051>>153582916>>153582692They know they can't let some bloody foreigner steal their s(n)eed, just look at what's happened to chuck ever since he dumped the frenchies and went for that mexican he's got. It's been a right bloody mess.
>>153577863better than mine
>>153583261The only person who has stolen Leclerc's seed is Federica Masolin (who gave birth to her first child last year, aged 39)
>>153583327He also announced that his dog handler is pregnant, that's the BLOODY FOREIGNA' I'm referring to.
>>153583359No he hasn't
Is Goblando Norizz really a faggot? He behaves and smiles very zesty.
>>153583378my gaydar explodes when Jonathan Wheathly talks, Norris is just a estrogen filled nu-gen twink
>>153582717whichs reminds me of monza 25, after his car broke down, that a retard said that alonso was always complaining for saying "incledible" after having a suspension failuresubhumans man
>>153583375There's no reason for them to be getting maried if she were not with child, they're C*tholics, remember?
What does your /f1/ folder look like, /f1/?
>>153583401Where possible, she always has her photos taken from her non-mole sideOnce you notice this about her you can't unsee the trend
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>153583405fuck off glowie
>>153583413Hardly a surprise really.
>>153582660>don't want Hamilton to have the best car again>it would be cool to see Hamilton lose another WDC with the WCC winning car
>>153582660>>153583530I don't give a shit about Lewis personally, but it would be cool to see Crashtappen and Hamilcuck fans fight like retards once again. Also DNF suicides for Pedoclaren and Goblando Norizz fans.
>>153583071No they will pretend everyone likes the new regs.
this upcoming season...
>>153583028kek'd
Colapa
st rectum
chuck wdc
medshitters told me the other day that these 2 are the exact same race. is that true?
>>153580834he already told you they're P4 the first week, the man is physically incapable of lying.
>>153584350Cucklapinto pisses me off for some odd reason. Maybe because he behaves very feminine, even more than Goblando. idk
>>153584350>>153584383Oh wait. That's not Cucklapinto. That's Gabi lmao Same shit, different day though.
Sell your house and place a bet on Lewis Hamilton winning the 8th championship. This Ferrari is at worst 2nd fastest (behind Mercedes). The final standings would be HAM LEC RUS NOR VER
>>153584430Amen
>>153584430hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>153584350Bortoleto being on a POW diet doesn't hell.
>>153576893been seeing some rumours Lando got rid of his beard kek
>six million lapsI doubt aston drove that many laps in the testing
guys... it feels to me... we are starting to get relentful...
>>153584350what is undeniably true is that you're a dalit who even your fellow streetshitters avoid like the plague
>>153582790Last burger driver good enough to win was Mario Andretti in 1978
>>153584833i wonder how many great f1 drivers we would have if the us didnt have nascar and indy
>>153581925So whats the fix for fly-tip dumpers?
DUN DUN DUN
>>153584833That's because of his Italian roots
>>153577017can we all agree that honda engines were always terrible in f1?>bar hondamillions and millions of tobacco money, trash tier engines which blow up all the time>hondaliteral backmarker>mclaren hondaliteral backmarker>red bull hondacarried by verstappen, fast despite the engine. engine down on power compared to merc and ferrari. faster the second red bull takes over>aston martin honda107% shitbox
>>153584936Don't forget 1988
>>153584961ah damnyeah back then honda was actually good, ill correct my thesis then>honda was always terrible after 2000
just stick a k20 from the type r in that aston and call it a day
>>153585014Yes, now it makes perfect sense.
>>153584936the only times honda weren't doing well in f1 was when they were with kwablonso and if you have anything to add to that statement you are either a medshitter or just pozzed in the head
Reality: It will take Honda 5-6 years to fix things like last time. They came back in 2015, didn't start winning races until 2019 and didn't win a title until 2021. By that time Alonso and Newey will be gone and the window to snatch Verstappen will have shut.Aston absolutely NEED to find another PU supplier and get rid of Honda for 2027.
fact: the globohomos banned migg from f1 from being too white and if you believe any other version of the story then you are pozzed in the head
holy fucking shit janniesis it that hard to rangeban indians from the website
>>153585097migg got shit on by magnussen, dalitbro
>>153584936Williams Honda and Marlboro-Mclel Honda were literal rocketships ffs wtf are you talking aboutalso RBR-Honda power unit was comparable to Mercedes'
>>153585066yeah, right, i remember when rubens alonso and jenson alonso drove for the worst team in 2008or when jenson alonsos engines went up in smoke from 2004-2006or when max alonsos car was down on power compared to merc and ferrari
>serb flag instantly jumps in to defend the afro-semitic narrativethey're basically pozbots
>>153584936retard. the honda ended up being the strongest pu of the last regs cycle
>dalit kvetching*yawn*
Looks like this is it.Spur.us won.Goodbye. See you on another website
>>153585144no, but the jannies are pajeets and it's free labour for them
>>153585078I hate women so much it's unreal
>>153580339tractor fucker
>>153585534that's how i feel about adventure sandbox games. every time women start playing them, they turn it into some le wholesome chungus gay shit and i fucking hate it so much
>>153585078why is f1 such a popular carnaval costume?>>153585534nah, dont sweat it, they have no interest for the "sport" nor claim to do so
>>153584934wasnt he croatian?
jejejeje
>>153577657a lot of shit was because mclaren incompetence or autism. I expect aston to be way much flexible and able to communicate
>>153585534>why can't we have hecking boomer f1 back with 3 overtakes on track per year
best development of 2027 is not having to endure laura winter on the broadcast.getting rid of barretto should be the next priority
>>153585078how do you even begin the search for the source of these videos?no handle, video is reversed, google/yandex can't help you...
>>153585666the place he's from is now a part of croatia but he himself is italian and back then that place was also in italy
>>153585702
>>153585941i know, i was just joking a bit, from istria but born before the war, i only learned taht a few months ago>>153585935wait, i think it still have it around, let me check it was user and random numbers
>>153585973thanks in advance hermano
>>1535859357895265 and 3 r
appreciably uncomfortable truth for medshitters:asston shartin was on course to becoming the worst team even with the merc engine due entirely to kwablonso's constant shitting
>>153585935putipobre
>"dude old f1 was so hecking based it had tobacco sponsors!!!! grid girls!!!!!"Old F1 Race:>low bitrate low resolution grainy worse than dvd quality footage of a tv broadcast with 3-4 cameras capturing cars going around from the same angle, next to no useful information on the screen, commentators trying to guess what is going on Why are rose tinted glasses boomers like this?
>>153586200>>low bitrate low resolutionYou don't know shit. The quality was better because digital format has to be compressed
>>153586200This is like complaining that a cam copy of an imax movie looks worse than streaming it in 4k
kwablonso's development history at asston shartin:>start out with Vettel's car (elite)>change something (it turns to shit)>unchange it (it's not as bad but everyone else is making progress while you're stagnating)>change something else (it turns to shit)>repeat for a few years>eventually need to make a completely new car from scratch>it's the worst on the grid by farthis is why you keep medshitters out of your life
>[Lewis Hamilton] I’m re-set and refreshed. I’m not going anywhere, so stick with me. For a moment, I forgot who I was, but thanks to you and your support you’re not going to see that mindset again. I know what needs to be done. This is going to be one hell of a season. Let’s go team!!!
>>153585666¡Jajaja! Also, checked!
>>153586273horatio hornblower is better than 99% of historical film these days but that's beside the point99% of modern f1 is better than boomer f1, from the watchability angle alone
>>153581925biritsh people are very hard to take seriously like this
>>153586308The only person who calls his Ferrari a truck is Allain Prost
>>153586373Chuck crashed his Ferrari suv, that's almost like a truck
>>153582790>its gotta be better than the brits right?Au contraire. F1 is all British. From first race to most teams and half of the drivers. The tradition of Formula 1 is in the UK. Anyone who disagrees or dislikes this fact can cry quietly in a corner.Lando Norris is the world champion by the way.
>>153581925>t*ktok screenshots in a newspaper
>Posting on new laptop>need to turn off adblocker to enable captcha>"Get Captcha">Plz verify email or fuck off>Verify email. Another Captcha. Twice>Verify link sent. Click>Another fucking captcha.>This session is now Verified. Finally>Click "Get Captcha">300 fucking seconds timeout>5 brain melting Captcha puzzle>Post Successful !!This is the reason why theres barely any poster on /f1/ anymore. People have fucked off to another alternative. Fuck this shit
>>153586444It's made for mobile, only one time choosing from three images
>>153586423I'm talking about that time when Prost was driving for Ferrari and he complained because the car was very bad. He didn't finish the season because Ferrari is the official religion in Italy and they couldn't stand the blasphemy although he was completely right
>>153586482This is because it's much easier to track (you) on a mobile phone.
>>153586482Probably for old users. New users need to do this hassle shit. This shit will drive away new users and kill the website.
>>153584902Is it a coincidence that fly-tipping is especially prevalent in cities like Bradford, Leicester, and Greater Manchester?
>>153586200Pack it up boys, our time is over. Zoom-zooms will take it from here.
We need more yellow liveries on the grid
For the first time in his career, he has a fucking rocketship and is going to dog walk the rest of the field demonstrating that anyone can repeat 2023 with a dominate car.
>bottas youtube channelkino alert
>>153586598sexo con latinxs
>>153586615Why not use a picture of Leclerc?
>>153586444>not even an IQ test, just a test to check if you're human>medshitters can't pass it
>>153586638that's not chuck on the pic thoughever
>>153586823TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153586823hey
>>153586598
>>153586823spit in my mouth Sophia
>>153586638It would be pretty funny if real boy choked it to andrea.
>>153581925Heh, nice table, loser.
>>153586444>Verify email.you what?
>>153587325i dont think you should be rude to our friends
I think this year I will be rootin' and tootin' for Ollie!!
what's next for her?
>>153587995a homosexual
>>153588058he'll have another kid then retire at the end of his redbull contract
>>153588058twitch streamer
>>153588154Truly the Nico Rosberg of our generation
>>153588058overtake nando on the final lap
>>153582657british newspapers have moving images like in herry potter. irl you can see that tik tok video of proudy and goblin on paper
>>153588196why can't m*rcedes engines be like that nowadays...
something for dutch bake anon to consider in the future
>>153588556hes an ollieposter now you lelost
>>153586089thank you!have the f10 #285, alonso's best hope for a championship since 2007. won 4 races in this car
>>153588556thanks, shall>>153588601>hes an ollieposter now*too
>>153588107Without ever winning again
>>153588601see >>153588629
>>153588196Spain 2001 I remember this race. Terrible reliability and then he decided to 'take a year off'.
Don't Ferrari fans just realise that this is just the 2022 season all over again?
>>153588235Even after retiring Hakkinen is still ahead of Verstappen. Jos was such a tool
>>153588424Because they've been making engines since 1994 so you would hope they would be semi-decent at it at this point.
>>153588663Maybe but 2022 is better than 2025
>>153588706Not for fans of the midfield.2025 was amazing.Closest I have ever seen it, 6.5 teams all competitive.
>>153588663I think we all saw the writing on the wall when mercedes was allowed to cheat but hey the season hasn't even started yet, it's too early to start doomposting
>>153588663>implying >we'll be anywhere near Mercedes for the first 5 months like >we were with rb
>>153588691boss was stuck in a toro rosso
>Leclerc wins the WDC >suddenly his dad and his fren appear >David Croft reveals to him that he actually died when Antonelli binned him >Chuck didn't know that he was dead >he got to win his WDC so his soul can finally rest >they drive off into the sunset
>>153588874I clapped
>>153588650Coulthard was the better Mclaren driver at that point anyway
>>153576893F1 in shambles https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjbRdZcoxSE
>>153588874no rest for the ferrari driver
Have you noticed drivers like Alonso have picked up the word "mate" from speaking with British engineers?
>>153588955>zoomer voice>"yapathon">videos>oldest>11monthsi heckin love redditors DTS zoomer youtubers
>>153588856Leclercs 2022 shunt there when he was chasing Verstappen was pretty similar
>>153588982he said he's been watching f1 since 2017
>>153588978I remember Räikkonen calling someone a bloke
>>153588987he will catch it this year
>>153577541Oh so it actually is Russel WDC, Amx 2nd
>>153589051I love pilots who can catch mistakes with instinct.
>>153588955why is every fucking f1 youtuber so fucking shit, or content creator in generalyoutubers are all lolcows who do a basedface every fucking time a driver says something slightly cheekyartists are all fujos who want the drivers to have sweaty gay sex with each otherthe media are journos, so naturally they are hostis humani generisthe only good ones i know of are yelenister and M96. Id put B sport there as well, but that fag uses ai in his videos, so idk
>>153589119With this year's cornering speed, it will be difficult not to.
>>153589158TacticalRab
>Franco Colapinto: "Mercedes has something up their sleeve, and that's going to work out well for us.">McLaren were not running the latest specification of Mercedes power-unit, which Mercedes were proving out, so can expect an uplift when they switch in Australia to the latest spec.”HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153589490are you serious nigga
>>153588955When he was like "Stroll Sr is cringe because he is rich and loves his son" I already felt that but when he said Lance drives as good as this one dead personwould drive RIGHT NOW... I lost it bro fr
>>153589158wow, you're almost as knowledgeable about globohomos as the serb is on india
>>153589490*gives chat gpt a video and tells you what chat gpt told him in youre path*
>>153589556Deadass.
>>153589629Bullshit.He always gives his own opinion and insight into everything he reports on.
>>153589627what the fuck are you talking about you retarded indian dalit>>153589653this nigga isnt even relevant to f1 brah
>>153589682ok
>>153589708He has a whole channel dedicated to F1 news and analysis.
i only follow 1 f1 channel, good lads, and patriots aswell, but after the news im not in the moodso close to greatness, but nothing, no more beauty in this world
>>153589682https://youtu.be/SkXXqa0kmaU?t=739at least he was transparent about it
>>153589503gasly wdc calling it now
>>153589830lolnever liked him
What if Aston are sandbagging?
What if Aston are being shitted up
>>153589830Yeah nigga, to summarize an FIA video about compression ratios ffs.
>>153589902there's sandbagging and there's losing sponsors before the season even begins
>>153589980why wouldnt he watch the video?>>153589902make your peace
>>153589902there's not enough sand on the planet for that
i have an idea, you allow the cheaters to run, but you dont give them points, that way we dont have usa 05
>>153590174Because it's a 20 minute long video on rules and bureaucracy that you can watch yourself, he's just reporting on it.
>>153590203calm down Archimedes
>ferrari develops the car with the starting launch in mind, after warning everyone about the problems with it>FIA changes the starting procedure in multiple ways to nerf itI HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN I HATE SATAN
>>153590295>he's just reporting on it.no he isnt, he didnt watch the video, he is reporting on what chat ge pe te thinks about it>>153590326why would they ban ferrari for doing something legal and not mercedes for doing something ilegal?
>>153590354
>>153590354>ban ferrari for doing something legal
Remember when people used to call the FIA "Ferrari International Assistance"
>>153590443i call ferrari cucks for not leaving the "sport">>153590442exaggeration, amigobut yeah, ferrari isnt doing anything ilegal, to my knowledge, and the fia is trying to hold them downyou cant hold a nigga down
Floersch Internal Analbleeding
some of the records kwablonso will break this year:>lowest wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th 2005 and 2007)>lowest wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
>>153590443>peopleyou mean the brits
>>153590620Let's unpack this...
yellow car
This would be the biggest chad move in decades if he actually just never returned
>>153591048grown ass man in trainers and a button down
>>153591330jelly?
>>153577607Updated regs won't affect M*rcedes, so their advantage will last for the entire rules cycleGrimi
>>153590354>so this is what happened (FIA video)>and these are the key points (AI summary)That's a report.Plus, he literally says "you can go and watch it yourselves".If you had the ability to interpret context, you'd see that he's not dedicating an entire video to breaking down the FIA video on compression rates, he's simply giving the qrd on it, just like he gives a qrd on every latest development.
>>153591330even worse, he's using a backpack. it's like he never grew out of being a schoolboy.
>>153591492idk, i disagree, its like going to one of these exams about a book without reading the book, only a summary on the internetif you get caught you will fail the exam
lonster or crab?
>>153591048Its crazy how lewis is literally the only one with some sense of style
>>153591583i use a backpack to go to work, to carry my computer
>>153591619lonster
>>153591642He is the only homosexual on the grid, so it makes sense
>>153591048amx, nando and vettel at le mans, sign me the fuck up
On-board of the fastest lap set in Bahrain by AM-Honda>https://x.com/uoxdm8h5bdoc/status/2025026382460584080
>>153591619i wonder who was the 1st nigga that saw a crab/lobster and said "yeah, imma gonna eat that shiiiet"crazy lad fo sho>>153591696that technique tho
>>153591687jajjajaand lando?
>>153591687>the only homosexual on the gridName 1 (one) british driver on the grid who isnt a fag
>aston martin is awful>cadillac is still learning>williams is disappointing>rb may even be a shitshow againalpine bros are we finally back in the midfield?
>>153591808Probably the same fucked up dude that figured out burning an animal made it taste better
>>153592032albon
>>153592246>literally dating a He
I want Ferrari to keep failing.
>>153592314they willa richboy with a faggy doga nigand a bald guythere's no hope for them
Alonso slander ends today.
>>153591583only women and faggots don't use backpacks
>>153592314its coming home
bort
Daily reminder that if Leclerc wins the WDC this season, (You) get an Asian GF in 2027
>>153593142Why isn't he fixing his teeth?
>>153591048RWDA
>>153593215
>>153593142Horse face is pretty rare on men compared to women, scary
>>153592876Is this just me or all these zoomer new drivers like Bort Bearman and Colapinto have completely no presence or character compared to old shitters/midfield shitters.Even Zhou was not as forgettable as these brocolli heads.
Medshitting pozfags and pozfagging medshitters go full try hard and drive 200 laps "to learn the car". Based Stroll be like "4 laps? I'm good to go. Let's skip to Australia Q1."
>>153593215he's british
I find gay relationships so fascinating. I know a couple where one is a literal devil worshipping Satanist that looks like the undertaker and the other is a waiter whose the most stereotypical gay man.Somehow these two have been together for 8 years.A pairing like this wouldn't ever happen with a straight couple
>>153593215Wait, these are considered bad teeth? I don't feel so good...
>>153593702maybe it is because im a bit of a contrarian, maybe because i have a soft spot for n2 drivers or maybe because some of the criticism agaisnt him is unfair, i wouldnt know the reason, but i kinda like him>>153593873mine are worse
>>153593130Can I keep my current gf too? That would be perfect.
>>153593611>Even Zhou was not as forgettable as these brocolli heads.I will never forget Colapinto's courage
>>153594156Jack DooDoo's Suzuka stunt was more memorable than a whole season of Cola
>ynr medshitters getting hyped up for lecuck wdc in 2022
>>153593873>>153593924No I mean they are normal teeth for normal people. But this kid comea from.a rich family and already earns millions. He should fix it
does anyone have the screencap of that american flag who reported the /f1/ stream a couple years ago
>>153594440maybe he isnt a metrosexual, maybe he doesnt want to do a number on society
>>153594561
>>153593924He's kinda fun to root for. The guy eats shit from the media and internet for the entire season but then he has his 2 or 3 magical moments per season and one could get hyped once those moments happen.
>>153592314this time it's different, I read that on /f1/
>>153594746>the department of homeland security manages copyright strikesWhat makes United Statians such bootlickers?
I mean it's the year of the fire horse according to the chink calendar
>>153594561see>>130105278 and >>130107748
>>153594944>year of the fire horse
>>153594299>Cola doubters have no idea what's coming
>>153595009
>>153594746>>153594946thanks
>>153594746you now remember daryl "henno garvie" smith
>>153594440you're just a fag
>>153596124maybe a metrosexual>>153594944are they going to eat taht aswell?
>>153596721hmmmmmmm
>>153585941No, Andretti is Croatian and so is Tesla
>>153596927heh, good one Hrvoje
>>153595023What another 1.8 million euro crash into a johnny walker wall?
>>153580018the F1 engine inspired by him was the I4 based on the World Racing Engine. That team was disbanded after Audi gave up on that (also because Ferrari vetoed the I4 and forced a V6). The only Baretzky influence still at Audi is his portrait on the wall.
>>153596721>187cmthat's a big gimi
>>153580090>finished gooningPUMPEDGELEAKREPEATsilly boy, you forgot REPEAT.
>>153597512the truth is that I've had 3 sessions in the past 24 hours (each was 2-3 hours) and I'm a bit sore nowf1 because this is how drivers feel after racing in qatar
>>153585941>>153596927>>153597044you know what's funny? in polish translation of ausgebremst they actually declension his name like you declension a croatian name in polish language.turns out the translator actually did a very good job
>>153581954>be GP2-engine>I am forgotten
Dutchman, it's TIME to BAKE.
even durr renault got their POS 2018 power unit running after it exploded consistently
>>153597670but they weren't shitted
>>153597567do you browse the general while in your sess? i hope not
>>153597737the sauce is too good for that
>>153592314>>153592314This guy. This is the guy. Carlos was doing fine. Gelling with Chuck. And then this guy. ELKANN hires the neguino. Not Vasseur. Not the team. Wasn’t even on the radar. But because of this guy, Ferrari’s driver roster is forever tainted.
>>153597588seems interesting, I'm trying to improve my german anyway so I'll see if I can get an original from somewhere
>>153597713I feel like english isn't your first language.
>>153597934It isn't. I come from Spanish US.
esls fighting
FACT: alonsoshitters being forced to glaze strlol will never NOT be funny
FACT: dalit streetshitters pretending they matter in any way will never NOT be funny
IN IN IN>>153598169>>153598169>>153598169
>>153591583I use backpacks to carry my work laptop anon
