Canada vs USA addition.
it was an accident imo
see you guys at 8:10 AM on Sunday
USA will rape Canada
>west coasties need to wake up at 5 am on their day off
>>153577118
>>153577133Cya then numale
>>153577118Forgive me guys I'm retarded
>>153577118morning broskies did I miss anything
>muh start timewah wah stop crying
Nigguh I'm not waking up at 8am on a Sunday
did hellebuyck grug out in the last game? wasn't watching
>>153577145It's not fucking funny
>>153577145>wake uplmao
>>153577158oops forgot my selfie
See you guys at 11 am sharp after the gane ends
>>153577158game was a bit of a meme
>>153577173me but take away the meat and add alcohol
got sunburnt today bros
>>153577145Not sure what my play is...Is it better to wake up at 5am and instantly start crushing beers, or try and pull off an all night bender.
>>153577145jeethyo is ugly as fuck
After tomorrow Americans will go back to watching 400lb black men running around in spandex.
I like Laura Kluge
>mfw I'll get to watch the game all alone!!!I'll miss you guys... a bit...
>>153577118We have to save this bread til SundayEat sparingly
>>153577135This, Trump should attend
I'll probably be awake at around 5:45 or 6:15 if I really sleep in on Sunday
>>153577145>he thinks 5AM is really early in the morning and not really late at night
>>153577161What times the sunday church? You are going, right
>>153577190No one cares about spring football sadly
>>153577190or as I like to call it giga nigga chess
>>153577196People are saying he would but I doubt it
almost time for My Islanders
USA is so fucking cooked
>>153577190>jeet can't stop thinking about black men
>>153577145
>>153577183sleep in till noon tomorrow. dont eat a lot (being hungry keeps you awake). have your caffeine of choice at around midnight. around 4-430 start drinking. crash out after game.
After tomorrow Canadians will go back to watching 400lb Indian men running trains on their women
>>153577145Early bird gets the worm! :)
>>153577223Retard
>>153577213yeah seems unlikely with the security issue especially if he didnt even go to 4N
>>153577118Wow that's a heated rivalry!
>>153577179good grief that's some cringe>>153577180sounds like a good time
>>153577196He'll sleep through whatever part he doesn't talk through, fuck that guy and his ugly wife
>>153577241Canada is just better. Use your eyes.
>>153577240trb got bud's worm in the evening
>>153577200a fellow based worm getter
How did a shit team like Slovakia beat Finland anyways?
>>153577223
Another fun day of hockey amirite fellow enjoyers?
>>153577256Finnish people don't learn information they download it
>>153577118Me at the gold medal /hoc/ watch party
>>153577243Presidential security takes months to plan. I’m surprised he went to the popes funeral on short notice last year.
Lot of early birds in this threadWorms on suicide watch
>>153577183Breakfast beers. You run the risk of passing out and missing the game if you pull an all nighter. Unironically best bet would to start drinking at 9AM tomorrow, pass out by 8-9PM, then wake up hungover at 3AM Sunday so that you have two hours to crush beers and use alcohol to both rid yourself of your hangover and be properly pre-funked for the game. Also stock up on snacks and beers tonight so you won't get caught slipping.
US barely scraped by sweden
Fire up those MAID machines if Canada loses to the US
I got something you can scrap right here
>>153577268Canada barely scared by Finland and Czech
>>153577265jen
>scoreless draw in St John's
>>153577233>>153577267Actual good tips, didn't realize there were real pros in /hoc/. Thank you for the advice, can't wait for the game!
italy is only 6 hours ahead of estwhy not have the game at 6 pm? then everyone important is awake and they can skip all that closing ceremony bs that no one watches
>>153577239I thought Abdullah the Butcher might be Indian, but he's black. Good for him for still being alive at 85 though
>>153577262papal funerals are pretty tame and full of elites. he would definitely get assassinated at a hockey game against canada desu
>>153577145na, my plan is to wake up to being served my gold
>>153577308NBC doesn't run the Olympics
>>153577308because the end ceremony starts at 8pm the olympics is more than just hockey
>>153577268America is the only team to not be taken into OT by a non 4n team
>>153577298big game. i wish onhockey still had q streams
>>153577322>the olympics is more than just hockeyRetard
>>153577268You niggas need ref puck to win the last two contests
we comin for that gold canada
>>153577308this is very anti-european. Euros stay awake to catch NHL games between midnight-4am all season long. Now that the games are in Europe they deserve to watch them at a reasonable hour
Canadian domination this Sunday
beautiful
>>153577322the closing ceremony should be the lead-in to the gold medal game
>me planning on getting some people together to go watch the gold medal game.>it’s at 6am Surely there was a better time to have this.
I expect EVERY Finn in here to be cheering for Canada Sunday.
>>153577304>Surprised that /hoc/ is filled with raging alcoholics that are able to plot their day around drinking to the hour.
Thank you USA and Canada for saving the olympics and making to the final everyone wanted despite the little euro countries trying to prevent that
game against finland was closer than I would have likedour boys were tired from running train on alysa liu all night
>>153577334but we invented hockey, tv, and human civilization. the world runs on america time.
im mad cuz i woke up and watched the 2nd period of can fin and then fell asleep before the 3rd where all the kino stuff happened
>this is the second time now both the USA and Canada were barely able to beat the opposing teamYeah..... hoc lied again as usual.
>>153577364We invented Hawaiian pizza!
>>153577362Shes a wiggerShe only fucks black men
Heated rivalry
>>153577374KEK
>>153577145>Implying I won't just stay up all night then sleep after the game
>>153577326Saint John is such trash. Last game they went up 2-0 and then lost 6-2
>>153577374cursed
>>153577353Live somewhere else closer to Italy.
>>153577374kash is a legit hockey fan so this is based actually
>>153577334Based reasonable anon
>>153577371stop noticing things
>>153577372is that actually true? pretty based desu
>>153577374Dont worry, we'll deport him back to india the moment he lands
>>153577374
>>153577358grz fra
>>153577334thats what skoda is for and even that is usually around noonish in NA
Would have been cool to have finland in the final
>>153577374based leaf
Yooo just wanted to put out there that before I make this one of the most toxic generals on the whole site for 2 days, it's all meant with love and I'm glad we got the gold medal game the world deserves. I also can't wait for you faggots to blow a fuckin hole in your brain on Sunday when big dick daddy hughes breaks your collective will as a country to exist
>>153577397I argued with FBI Director Kash Patel about the NHL on HFBoards
>>153577357I JUST got here and I already feel attacked
crowd was bonkers the last two games for us honestly dont remember it being remotely loud at all for sochi
newfags are going to make the genny unpostable in if we lose desu senpai
>>153577460It's because you're scared and know you're not the best team
Crosby's pep talk to the team before the big game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqRx-F7ZqA
>>153577431the fact that canada is now guaranteed silver is givimg me diarrhea
Will the gold game be stickied
>>153577358>everyone wantedNot the seething ass elbows up Canadian retards
USA vs Canada? How completely unexpected.
>>153577415Thank you
>>153577481It'll have an asterisk
>>153577387i caught the end of that game on youtube. they've been shit for a while now.
>>153577481You mean marnerrhea
>>153577258duh, look at the flag
>>153577450>I also can't wait for you faggots to blow a fuckin hole in your brain on Sunday when big dick daddy hughes breaks your collective will as a country to existHe's already broken my heart, why must he destroy my country as well?
What game are we watching?
>>153577492Gary made the call. The potential in #4Nashuns Part 2 was just too bigWe can't be having kino like Fin vs Swe ever again
>>153577530He couldn't make it at 10am or did he forget to negotiate that part
>>153577326My Eagles mentioned :)
US in winning gold bros I feel it in my bones
the pol maga bandwagoners are cheering for jews to bail them out, you love to see it
>>153577527might watch a bit of this before smackdown kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqy2k9fOKCg
America has already won Gold in Hockey. The best Canada can do is tie the hated amecisnas in these exhibition matches in their only sport (#8 in America)
>>153577334Based and redpilled opinion
>shorks vs pussies bullshit at the olympicskick 'em all out
>>153577534He made the call before it even began. That's why he was there at some of the games to make sure it's going as expected
>>153577334you bitch
>>153577431Yeah, I was looking forward to it. Finns in real life are weird and kinda sullen, but online they are always a treat. Either way a US/Finland finals could have gone there would have been some good banter, lots of sensible chuckles, and fun memes.Canadians are vile, reprehensible subhuman mongrels that wish to see the entire world dragged down into the depravity and shame that is their entire existence. They will cheat, they will play dirty, and they will act as if this GAME is a zero sum existential struggle. The match, as well as the online response, will be nasty, mean spirited, filled with genuine hate & vitriol, and not very fun. Even if we win we will have to listen to Canadians bay for American blood for four years and do everything they can to try and instigate hatred of America among all the other peoples of the world.
Crash test dummy: the player
>>153577586that poor bastard
>>153577196Trump should nuke Canada so that these cheating fugsticks have no home left to return to. Also solves the cuck problem.
>>153577586>wasn't even taking part in the drill>standing to the side when the puck deflects into his multiply concussed face
will there be a stream
>>153577586Sad
>>153577586Chytil has to be the unluckiest man in hockey
>>153577261>Calgary Hitmen jerseyYou boys from Alberta are alright by me, the rodeo looks cool.
>>153577485mods hate hockey so no
>>153577586>>153577606how the fuck do the canucks keep stacking l's like this lmao
>>153577240But the early worm gets eaten...
>>153577606He could have been something. He's fast with nice hands
Reminder that the entire point of exhibition hockey like the Olympics is to try and entice new blood to watch the NHL
>>153577612of shit from my ass, yes
>>153577145Is it tonight or on Sunday?
>>153577651>exhibitionregular season is on break buddy
>>153577656You should see a doctor about that
>>153577668What the fuck am I asking, how could it be tonight, they just played.
Good night. Fuck canada
>>153577568Why didn't you post the original version?>Americans are vile, reprehensible subhuman mongrels that wish to see the entire world dragged down into the depravity and shame that is their entire existence. They will cheat, they will play dirty, and they will act as if this GAME is a zero sum existential struggle. The match, as well as the online response, will be nasty, mean spirited, filled with genuine hate & vitriol, and not very fun. Even if we win we will have to listen to Americans bay for blood for four years and do everything they can to try and instigate hatred among all the other peoples of the world
this is nuts
is it wrong to have a beer or two during the game? East coast.
>>153577601Id rather not eat irradiated maple syrup, finbro. Maybe just a conventional war that takes everything south of the St Lawrence....
>>153577683FUCK YOU and goodnight
>8amwtf Gary? My family is gonna suspect I’m an alcoholic if I have to start that early, fucking Jewed again
>>153577685We like our tacos and low cost manual labor.
>>153577683Huomenta but the opposite and yes, motherfuck canada
>>153577686it's ontario policy
>>153577683
>>153577701shut up, you dirty irish bastard
>>153577686Day drinking is healthier because it doesnt affect your sleep
>>153577703>Canada by 8 AM
>>153577706nice SILVER can hahaha
>>153577711You probably have Irish blood if you're white founding stock
cancucks really burned ALL of their good will with europeans in the span of 2 weeks kek
special…you think your special…you do…https://youtu.be/BWylS2IHVHQ?si=ouoglpFDmg9w7iTC
>>153577724kek
sparty
>>153577686One or two beers occasionally are okay
>>153577733Sweden still likes us, right?
>37 hours of pure north American shitposting hate
>>153577374woooow
>>153577732from munster, no less
>>153577711Hey. You better speak better to me.>>153577732I am greek, you stupid newfag asshole. Bow before me. BOW
i do curls for she
>>153577736Which country is Rock and Austin in this scenario?
>8-12 inches of snow forecast for my area Sun morning
>>153577773Sounds gay
Our Prime Minister is (tastefully) excited too!
>>153577777Grim
>>153577777Heckin checked
>>153577773I had clear off more than 2 feet of snow from my deck and porch. Snow is not comfy, fuck this shit
>>153577733yeah totally organic outrage. normies seething over curling makes so much sense
>>153577733>international hockey tournament>tourist /int/ards show up en masse>talk shit about canada non stop for 2 weeks>canada beats their shit european team>talk even more shit about canada>canada wins the tournament>euros slink back to /int/ in shameLike clockwork.
>>153577791Nigga I ain't gonna be out in it.
I hope Tkachuk brothers come out swinging as soon as the puck drops.
>>153577777C H E C K E D + extremely and giga basedexcellent post overall
>>153577777I love it when world leaders are tastefully excited about stuff also, checked
>>153577808turn off your VPN Samir…
>>153577813>>153577817
>>153577773I hope you get snowed in and they find your skeletal remains 3 months after
>this nigga is actually seethinglollmao evenkwab ngmi
>>153577834that's... kinda mean. not even funny either, just mean
>>153577773Based! It rained here
>>153577777CHECKED AND CARNEYPILLED
>I hope you get snowed in and they find your skeletal remains 3 months after but not me pot o' gold
Why don't you have FLOHockey, /hoc/? You could be watching minors and collage puck like a true hockey watcher guy > It's alright, you could probably catch up on video games or whatever.. comic books...
>>153577834i laughed
>>153577870do they have d3? id love to watch my SUNY geneseo ice knights
>>153577870im too poor but i might get it for the ploffs
>You could be watching minorsnah miss me with that shit. hoc gonna get pedo
>>153577834this but they don't find it for 10,000 years and his remarkably preserved remains are studied extensively by archeologists like that dude they found in austria
>>153577743We think you are cool
>>153577898celebrini could be playing in the chl right now
>>153577878Kek, based, thanks.>>153577901Hahaha>>153577855Checked. Dubs of compassion
>>153577744>war were declared
>>153577907They hate you with every fiber of their being
I smell a storm coming...
>>153577777czechd and kekd
canada 5usa 2just like when i was 12 :)
>>153577882They have a bit of DIII, but it's mostly DII and whatever D1 games E!SPN doesn't already have purchased for their streaming service It's also not a truly polished service; they don't have a good scoreboard app for most of the prep, academy, and junior league games >still growing in leaps and bounds I also recommend that people buy single-month packages right now, and if you like the service and want a yearly subscription, buy it at the beginning of the season
>5am pst yeah im good lol
>>153577942Retard
>>153577950coward
>noooooo you have to stand there and get sucker punched by sore loser chud I love the Tkachuk brothers. We could power cities, maybe states and even countries if we ever harness the power of the asshurt they generate
>>153577929I don't think 2000 of their soldiers would be staying here then, helping us out :)
USA had the "Miracle on Ice".Canada is having the "Misery on Ice". They just can't stop cheating lol
How much of a shot does Team USA have against the cheating jeeties?
>>153577963this is maga propaganda, leafs haven't cheated even once
>>153577964None
>>153577955im not brave saar
>>153577971
>IMG_Shan't be acknowledging them posts
>>153577950Now you'll know how it feels all these years when I had to stay up for SC games.
Why arent there any nicknames for the tkachuk brothers?
>>153577964Very good. I think that leaf that got caught cheating and went viral set everything in motion too. America will beat the cheaters and the world will laugh
>>153577939Told you not to eat them beans
>>153577992Why would there be
>>153577992Brady is called "Retard" and Matthew is called "Retard" and together they are called "Retards".
>>153577766The USA is the Corporate Ministry
>>153577964Hellebuyck just has to have a big game when it matters most, the way Binnington has been able to do it.
>>153577992Tard 1 and Tard 2
>>153577954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lczaG8R3lk
>>153577992dumb and dumberer
>>153577986not that anon but im not gonna watch that shit either. i aint getting up before 9 am
>Canada has no Crosby >US has Quinn Hughes I think this will be what tips it to US
>>153577992tkasneed brothers
>Canada cope for losing the gold will be that a nearly 40 year old player was hurtSad
It's incredible how many people are either incapable or unwilling to wake up at 8 am.
>>153577992They’re already household names
>>153578025he was so close
>hurr just get up early to watch the redux of the 4 nations finalwhy?
>>153578028>get up at 7>take out my dog, take shower, etc>get some breakfast>crack open a beerI'll be ready
>>153578028i set my alarm for 8 so i'll be having my morning tea while watching the game with you guys :)
>>153578025Retard
>>153578043guess ya ain't a puck fan
>>153578028I've been working hard to finish up end of year financials. I need more sleep
>>153578043>iT's StUpId AnYwAyshahahaha
>>153577131Leaf fans when Bennett crashes the crease in a panther jersey>NOOOO FUCK THIS POS HE ALWAYS DOES THIS FUCK THE RULESleaf fans when he does it in the olympics:>it was an accident imo
>>153578028Weekend means sleeping in and not checking emails buddy
>>153578043Dangerously based
>>153578058Same thing with Marchand too
billy smith would shoot behead bennett
>>153578058Based. I hope he heems Hellebuyck then Swayman.
>>153577981
>>153577544holy shit he looks like a fucking fruit with the reaction
who's gonna be the megan keller of the men's team? my bet is on tage thompson
>>153577147Alright, we're invading slovakia now. This means war.
>>153578082Isn’t he hurt. Also probably a Tkachuk
>>153578080He does that shit like twice a game with Colofraudo
>>153578028I've got a baby so I'll be up anyway
>>153577249>this boiled over a man he will never meet or do anything aboutkek
>scorefull draw on PEI
>>153577334Counter-point: FUCK YOU AND FUCK EUROPE
>>153578109whoooa
>>153578088only thing he's gonna hurt is his cock from banging hairy italian women all night
>>153578102CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!>the city of Moncton
>muh 4nations Do leafs not remember that they lost one of those games to us..and that this game will be..a best of one? Are they retarded?
>>153577544and people still wonder why we call them softpusys...
>>153578082more like who's gonna be the helen keller once tom wilson is done with them
pei, potatoes every inch
Just got off the phone with Trump, if Canada gives us Alberta and we’ll throw the game
>>153578015Bitch. Poseur.
>>153578127jen
>>153578119Like how the usa lost a best of 1 final in the very same tournament
I've been uh working, too, in the business industry
The only thing I hate more than a jeet is a cheat
>>153578127Playoffs can’t come soon enough
>>153577777CHECKED
God wills I start drinking right now and don't stop until the American team brings the gold home.
>>153578140We know we can beat you easily in a game tho that’s the point. No overtimes..weird how you can’t say the same.
funny how Canada never played the soviet union in a gold medal game
>anon is still worked over losing a match in the 4 nations>other anon is still worked over losing a match in the 4 nations
>>153578144Who have you been giving the business to, young man?
>>153578144yes same, I have been very busy with business paperwork and meetings. I did over 40 hours of business this week alone.
>>153578158neither did we retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP4zKacY2WI
>>153578158No, we played them for much higher stakes: Democracy and Freedom!
Canada will win because our long Canadian foreskins protect us from the cold. They will NEVER know this feeling
>>1535781701980 was basically the Gold Medal game, the Finland game was basically the Pro Bowl, when it used to be after the Super Bowl. Most people can't even tell you who >we played in the Gold medal game.
Reminder the “greatest team ever assembled” have MOST of their goals from PP.
>>153578185You realize the the rate in the US has fallen to 49% right? It just doesn’t hit the same.
>>153578194hard pp
Did they announce who the refs will be?
we play tonightplz watch
>>153578194This is such disrespect to Gretzky. Why did they do it?
>>153578194Which is also not even a great PP to begin with. If I were describing it to the police I’d say it’s small and egg shaped
>>1535782104 Canadian refs
>>153578214Sports journalists need to be strung up by lamppost
>>153578158Curious indeed. In fact I can't recall ever seeing the Soviets and the Canadians in the ring at the same time.
>>153578212*rhythmic slapping noises*
watching mario lemieux highlights
>>153578220Sad
>>153578210it's me, im calling a fair game let's keep it clean boys
>begging ice hockey people to watch ice hockeyThat's a bold strategy, Cotton
>>153578228Which ones?
I feel like there should be a deal made for this game. If Canada wins the US gets Alberta. If the US wins they get all of Canada.
>>153578212My Statesmen are raping another team rn sorry im busy https://hwsathletics.com/watch/
>>153578047>waking up at 8 to get muggedI respect it
>>153578158Neither did America
>>153578239olympics
it was 2-0
It was two powerplay goals and a non call.
>>153578241Tfw we acquire both Greenland and Canada through a hockey gameThis is going down in history
>least coastersTerrible genny atm
>>153578197basado
>>153578254When you cheat, you can win any game
I wake up at 4:30am everyday so a 5am puck drop is about the only time I’ve ever felt catered to as a fan.
>>153578242
Not even joking I tried curry poutine yesterday and it was pretty good.
Take note Euros: USA has three satan- worshipping heebs on their roster. Remember this when choosing who to root for Sunday.
I anticipate a good match.
>>153578253Too bad he only got to play in one Olympics
>>153578273On track for a perfect record this season. These bum nhl teams should take notes
>>153578285gary looking kinda breedable and submissive desu
>>153578285Four actually. Swayman, Kichel, Hughes & Hughes, Werenski is also a possibility, as well as the tkachucks, so it could be upwards of 7.
>>153578285If he was a child with glasses he’d look a lot like squints from Sandlot
>USA CAN 0800 EST/0500 PST.....GBRAVO.....R.....Y
>>153578252I thought they did in the 80s? Was there no final game? Just a whoever won the standings back then?
>>153578171watch out leafbros, your izzat is at stake
>>153578144>44, 5 minutes major penalty, for..keeping 28's head down and giving him the business!
>>153578318fuck off to /r/int nigger
>>153578252>the miracle on ice was not the last gameBeen wrong my whole life about that
Big dick /cric/Small cock /hoc/It rhymes so you know it's right
quinn hughes is tiny, how is he good at defense?
>>153577971>leafs haven't cheated even once?
>>153578290lemieux in nagano would've been crazy
>>153578332How said he’s good a defense
>>153578328It's over.
>>153578332It aint about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog, dawg.
>>153578341why xhe still post this years old webm
>>153578328>88888888
>>153578350NO FEARSpeaking of which, I wish I could find a stream for Snowboard Academy
>>153578348seethe more softpusy bitchass.
woah
>>153578186there wasn't a gold medal game at all then retard
i want my i want my nhl hockeyi want myi want my nhl hockey i want my i want my nhl hockeyi want my i want my nhl hockey
>>153578326The movie kind of glossed over that but it is in there.
>Wake up>Canada vs USA grand finalFinnbros, you were supposed to sweep away the accursed leaf and set up a kino grand final....
>>153578341Sure he was suspended from ever playing hockey for intentionally trying to maim a fellow competitor, right?
>>153578364Retard
>didnt fight for independence>still have the royal family on their currency>didnt make their French assimilateEuros, if you’re lurking in this thread. Know that Canadians are literally dickless and you’d be wise to go for the US of A
>>153578365bottom matchup looks more interesting
>>153578379no because hockey is not divegrass
>>153578368nah, ur mum was the gold medal game. They all won that night.
>>153578370ill be watching >laffs/lgbtning on wednesday night inshallah
>>153578390Because he’s a bitch
>>153578332Jared Spurgeon is showing him the way of the manlet D
>>153578350it's about the size of the dog while he's sizing up the fight, with size taken into account
>>153578391this
on second thought i'm not gonna be selling my nintendo 3ds for a celebrini jersey i feel a bad omen i can't explain it
>>153578381yeah, that's right faggot. keep seething. soft ass faggot bitch.
mcdavid's got that dog in him
>>153578370It actually will be nice to watch my shit team run by retards and not have to stress over the results.
I hate Jeetada so fucking much
>>153578423You’re the seething fag lol
>>153578433>log into hoc>xhe rb bubblin bout canada 'gainKWABB
>>153578424So does every Canadian who indulges in local authentic Chinese food
>>153577887How much is it?
>>153578423I read this post in a 5'7" mans voice
>>153577544What a fucking pussy. Can'tnada is a fucking disgrace to the sport of hockey
>>153578365US beats you in regulation tho
>>153578424heard that's legal in the great white north
>>153578436>n-n-no ukwab
mcdavid mackinnon celebrini is a kino line
>>153578443Not that much better here. I know someone who shoots wild hogs and sells them to a chinese lady.
>>153578450>i read this in my own voiceoh. neat.
>Canadian's pretending they're the underdogsPathetic.
I fell asleep in the chair awarded again . Did we win?
>>153577799Shut the fuck up newfag we've been doing this song and dance since Team USA humiliated Can'tnada in the all star game
>>153578317Yea, which is why it was such a big deal they won their final game or the Soviet Union would have been the winner on tierbreakers
hope celebitchi gets anally raped, mcbitch starts crying again, and mackbitch gets his faggot teeth knocked down his cock slot in the next game.
>>153578463The fag line
what makes oilerfags so schizo?
in this moment i am euphoric
>>153578474Quoi?
>>153578447$40/month
>>153577544squidward ass nigga
>>153578481You will just have to wait until Sunday morning to find out
>>153578210Mark Kennedy, Brad Jacobs, Brett Gallant and Ben Hebert
robertson would have lost >us the game today. Based Billy G leaving that piece of shit back in america.
>>153578489>michael jackson yelp
>>153578492She's taking that in the divorce. It's over
>>153578450What's wrong with being 5'7"?
>>153578501>no wes mcredditleyBased.
>>153578332Don't need to be big to be good. Timonen for example(my man)
>>153578505its funny cuz every married guy i know got or is getting divorced
>>153578481YesThey did it for you king
>>153578515too short for plapping and too tall for pegging
>>153578515I heard the weather is terrible down there
>>153578533>too tall for pegging*laughs in volleyball player*
>>153578515I hate being a manlet
>>153578515I'm 5'7'' because my grandparents are from southern italy and likely suffered numerous famines
>>153578519wonder why...
Guys I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight. I know it’s a day and a half away, but I can’t wait for us to get gold. Facing Canada no less. I’m way too giddy right now.
>>153578519The kids aren't alright
>>153578488They’re the most arrogant. Biblical hubris
>>153578546based and pannypilled
>>153578551>I can’t wait for us to get goldwho's gonna tell him?
on a side note;Houses of the Holy might be the best Zeppelin album.
>>153578533>to tall for pegging Look at this non flexible retard
>>153578564The announcer?
>>153578559Would be the heist of the century. Bob is washed.
>>153578564>surely the reffies will save us a third time in a rowwho's gonna tell him?
>>153578551Seriously recommend you study Buddhism
>>153577870Just curious how many Can'tnadians are gonna kill themselves on Sunday when they lose, surely at least a few thousand. The realization of them about to get their shit kicked in against us is already setting in for some of them
>>153578565and xhe's buying a budway to 1ven
>>153578577Study dniym
>>153578578i'm gonna cry if JT miller puts up a singular point
>>153578564Yeah who's gonna tell him we already whooped Can'tnada for the gold in the 5th dimension
>>153578515LONDON
>>153578577For me it's Sugma
>>153578578when we kill ourselves, it's under the covers with a comfy government pill surrounded by our family and friends.When you "kill yourselves", it's with 2 shots to the back of the head in the basement of a mossad rape dungeonwe are not the same
>>153578588Sorry I don't speak Punjabi can you write that in English please
>>153578602>sells call>scoresya seethe?
I swear if cucknadia cheats against Us in the gold medal game, I'm gonna drive up to the border and piss across the imaginary line and then cross that line and take a dump and spit on the nearest maple tree I can find and then I'll drive home.
>>153578443BURN
>>153578619>ifThey ARE gonna cheat bro
>>153578600>rape dungeon Don't tempt me with a good time baby
>>153578619come to windsor friend we have straight killas and niggas
>>153578588
>>153578600you die in a pod against your will because the people on your will want you dead nowI die in a mossad blacksite because I'm a threat to the NWO we are not the same
>>153578633>pre-coping alreadyKWAB
>>153578619You'll jeopardize our relations
>>153578619I would suggest you start sipping prune juice broski because there is zero change of an honest game
>>153578619>take a dump and spit on the nearest maple tree I canYou don't need to waste your time. We've already imported millions who do the same everyday.
>>153578633That's why we need to use the Sacramento Queens playbook from 2002 and send expired food to the players' rooms under the guise of "room service". Took Kobe a week to get over that poisoning
>BREAKING: USA preemptively surrenders gold to Canada, kneels
>>153578642Good. 214 years of peace is too long anyways.
>>153578565Bite yer tounge!Everyone knows it’s Presence
>>153578639Holy based
>>153578619basado
how much box do you think hillary knight munched on last night?
>>153578662We don't play with cheaters
>>153578619pick me up if you drive through vermont
cant wait for the newfags and tourists to leave bro's
>>153578689>BoxWe don't say that on the Best Coast
>>153578619You'll make it feel just like home in india
Disgusting
>>153578704no one cares about the faggot coast. no one there watches hockey anyways.
>>153578701that’s me by the way
nhl.com downno
Canadians are afraid. You can sense it
>>153578721gary is pissed none of the interns are answering their emails
>>153578619Just out source that to a local steet shitter that will do 100 shots in a major city for 20bucks
>>153578724Good. The weak should fear the strong.
>>153578713>29 years old >looking like this Is he on heroin?
>>153578701i can't wait to leave either
>>153578733Just Irish
>>153578733McDavid has cromagnon dna that's just how they look at 29
Did anyone else feel that McKinnon was looking tired during the pp and start shouting "Get that fucking cripple off ice" at their screen 5 seconds before he scored the game winning goal ?
Binnington has lowkey been bad
>>153578488Where's the lie? Needs to add>coach's only mid-game adjustment is to move 29 next to 97
>>153578747just let my hellecuck
>>153578733creatine
>>153578733what living in edmonton does to a man
>13 secondary assists
>>153578747>lowkey
>>153578724Their cheating has received too much attention. They didn't plan for this
>>153578747>>153578756what happened to the days of elite goalies?
if barkov was healthy do they beat canada today?
Ah you know when you have diarrhea and it doesn't hurt. So satisfying.
>>153578158trail smoke eaters beat them retard
*cheats and lucks >our way into gold*ya jelly?
>>1535787672 goals8 primary assist3 secondary assists.
>>153578776probably
>>153578433Good morning amerifat fuck :)
>>153578781and the Penticton Vees.
wait, you can just drive across the border? no one will stop you?
>>153578776not without laine
>Mcdavid Vs Mathews The battle of the cupcels
>>153578776barkov isn't russian? TIL.
>>153578802Go to google and check out 0 Avenue in BC.
>>153578812He's a good tampere boy
>>153578780Such a very Canadian thing to say
>>153578766this
Walletes getting WALLuped
>>153578802The border between the Rockies and Lake of the Woods is basically two fields right next to each other.
>>153578802Used to be able to, according to my uncle
>>15357880270s show taught me that
>>153578812He's not Russian but I think the Barkov family milkman was Russian
>>153578839Pre-9/11 all it took was a driver's license.
Do they have enforcers in the Olympics? will there be some fights?
>>153578850Fucking sand people ruining everything
>>153578854>>153578854>>153578854NEW
>>153578802Yeah. What are they gonna do? Arrest me?
>>153578733wtf
I’m glad it’s US vs. Canada in the final but I wish someone had knocked out the Russians to get there. It’s so gay that they don’t allow Russia.
>>153578733Hockey is very stressful
>>153578774gary made the pads smaller and opened up the ice
>>153578918When Russia stops being the next Nazi Germany they can come play.
