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prostate orgasms with anthony volpe’s dad
how it feels to be a metschad rn
>>153580505Is this nu though?
>Mets
>>153580505kekini
Which white players have yellow skin?
>>153580511Are you foodspie?
My Angels play tomorrow. Sure would be nice to be able to fucking watch it.
Mariners won that spring training opener btw. There were some other games on you may not have seen it.
Yankees
FAGGets kek!!!
>>153580570I did not but I trust you
>>153580584no refunds
>>153580584>people work hard to make the Mets seem competitive this season >one shitposter torpedoes all of their efforts and doesnt even care about the "Mets"
>>153580543you can watch it on Sportsnet LA :)
>fat Joe once robbed 70 kids in his high school gym
>>153580629He’s just upset Metorioles legend Pete Alonso slugged on ‘em today
>>153580717mest are getting their asses handed to them by trumptards you idiot you lost
>>153580745Meds
So what’s the actual cause of Yankee Derangement Sydrome? Is it just impotent rage from the dumbest baseball fans because they didn’t get to reach us in championships like their pedophile baseball club promised? The answer is yes.I’m very excited for the 2026 season though. It should be fun. Remember in 2024 it was NYY vs LAD? Scary. This team is much better.
I cursed them. Well, they cursed themselves really. I just helped
they never stood a chance...
dodgers
>>153580486you're a dumb idiot and also fat
>>153580908Goblinas (Japanese)
>>153580908Traded, Tommy John, Bust
I just fucking punched a hole in my wall because of what one of you fuckers posted in the previous thread. Go fuck yourself you ignorant cunt!
>>153580970FAGGets kek!
>>153580970O peetah
>>153580970It’s not that serious lil bro
>>153580505I look like that and I speak like that. I also do not like the mest. >>153580800Yankgers generated enough seethe to power everyone else's poverty stadiums. Shame about the outcome thoughever.
>mets had the worst additions and subtractions of the offseason
>>153580981>O peetahMellark?
would framber let you into a club if he were a bouncer?
>>153581000Easily. I mean the Mets collapse last yr was starting and bull pen pitching and bad deadline moves. Not Alonzo, Nimmo, McNeil, and Diaz. McNeil needed to be traded. Nimmo was ok to trade. But Alonso was best hitting 1B in MLB. He had a rough year in field but he scooped balls in dirt very well and will work hard to be back to fine in field. He doesn't deserve to be scapegoated by Stearns, and treated like a POS. And Diaz was not the problem either. So much extra money was spent on replacing Alonzo, Nimmo, and Diaz that last year's real problem starting pitching and bull pen r still an end of year problem. Peralta only goes 5.1 inn, Manaea and Senga will prob break down in Aug, Holmes and Peterson have end of year questions. McLean is rookie not used to throwing 100+ inn and he is playing in Winter classic, which drains arm early. And Williams might not be a reliable closer.
>>153580673Why would I do that? I watch my team's broadcast to get insight on the players. The opponent's broadcast isn't going to do that.
>>153581022If stearns successfully transforms the team into an expensive brewers will they get swept out of the playoffs every year?
>>153581022Diaz was very obviously going to the dodgers no matter what.
>>153581045Diaz walked without giving Stearns a chance to counter, and I cant blame him. Stearns got pen guys that lost 9 games.
>>153581057One of those guys was Ryan Helsley though, one of the other best relievers in baseball until he left St. Louis.
>>153581030if Stearns really turns this team into some $$$ Brewers clone, then yeah, you’re basically signing up for the same thing MIL does every yr
We need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to complete a top of the line team.
FAGGets kek!
>>153580486>bayerGet referred for Xofigo today!
He likes the Yankee/Padres/Mets/Blue Jays
>>153581154BASED! How low can you go?
>>153581154>>153581177https://youtu.be/Z_oMYKrtGpQ
>>153581201Trea > Lindor > Bo > Bohm
>>153581028yeah, it sucks when your only choice is to listen to someone talking about the other team the entire time
>>153580584run it out mate
>>153581028>>153581373The booths today were pretty sloppy and not really focused on the games. Understandable for ST but still sucks.
he was not good pitching for most of the postseasonkind of expected but hope he is better this year
>>153581788you FAT FUCK
>>153581470Angels spring training coverage WAS pretty good. But Arte told us to go fuck ourselves for caring about spring training.
>>153582175$44 for 4 tickets, 4 dogs, and 4 drinks tho.
>>153581788Guys, there's only 7 hours until baybaw.
kek Official Dodgers cheer songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vojo_CKPhs8&list=RDMMvojo_CKPhs8&start_radio=1
>>153583432hell yea jappy knees ese we gonna win again
>>153583332wow such clever wordplay
RIP Bill Mazeroski
>>153584671RIP
>>153580995Yes, Yankee fans all have vaginas
>>153581000Yankee cope
yummershttps://youtu.be/IDqI_g2nMaQ
shohei gets the hottest chicks repping him
Doyers
>>153584671F. Greatest home run of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIjHo4xwyr4
>>153585124MADONNA???
>>153581788maximum munching kek
>>153585102
fuck canada
Spring training or not an exit velo of 115 would have put Ryan Waldschmidt in the mid 20s of all of baseball and 3rd on his team behind Corbin and Ketel. Hopefully he can be our LF this year with Gurriel hurt and Blaze and Jake traded away.
>>153586206>player named BJkek scuba
>>153584671my pirates :'(
what's a good stream site to watch spring training games
Finally seeing my fish again today in Port St. Lucie after all these dark months. I hope to enlighten as many fuck-you-got-mine retiree Mets fans I encounter that we actually won the Mike Piazza trade.
>>153586841MLB.TV
>there are newfags itt actually watching spring training
>>153584671no...NO!!!
>>153587096Don't listen to this cuck. Watch baseball.
>>153587083seconding this
>>153587289>Watch baseball.real fans dont watch games. they read about them in the newspaper.
>>153587511You should be doing both
>>153586841just go to the games
>>153587511radio
>>153584671My pirates ):
>>153587096Watching spring training is one thing, taking it seriously like the regular season is another.>>153584671RIP
erm, what the tuna, my jaysies play baybow soon!
>>153585061Alysa Liu and team Japan.jpg
Batter batter baseball
>>153587828sou desu
>>153588025Iiiiiiiii want to be neeeeenjaaaaa
>>153588025Gookposter punching air rn
>>153587083I was about to disregard your post but I realized my MLB pass from last season is still active
gm mariners nation>>153587575this frog knows ball
>>153588101gay mets to you too
>>153588025HONORARY mariner btw. She's going to cheezeburger night with me and we're h*lding h*nds.
Why did she do this?
>>153588068>I realized my MLB pass from last season is still active“And so it is.” - Bail Organa
>>153588025not even a combined 3/10
>>153580486>Volpe hit .212 last seasonTruly the Yankees biggest New Yorker.
>>153588248His dad put his fingers in my asshole and I told him I wish his son could play deep in the hole that well
>>153588248He had a torn labrum
>>153586206he's still no Brett Squires
He had a torn bussy
>>153588453>having this saved to your hard drive epsteinkeebro…
Your Edwin diaz replacement mettiejetties.
>>153588567But enough about Jazz.
>>153588705The closer for the Mets!!! Did they even watch the Yankees last year? They're in for a rude awakening
>NJ.com: Do you have an idea of what kind of money you want?>Chisholm: “What did I tell you last year? $300 million?”>NJ.com: You told me $32 million a year.>Chisholm: “It’s probably bigger than that now, probably $35 million.”Also>Chisholm: “I’d go to the Angels before I’d go to the Dodgers. I’d want to go and win by myself."https://www.nj.com/yankees/2026/02/yankees-jazz-chisholm-reveals-free-agent-asking-price-why-hell-be-so-sad-all-year.htmlKEK
>be one of the most elite closers in baseball>join the Yankees>become terrible>leave the Yankees>…I like our odds
>>153584671F
>>153588827>jizz>35Moh thats a kek
are there any MLB teams that don't have some kind of Ace Japanese playerseems like a prerequisite now
>>153580486I would let him examine and milk my prostate if you catch my drift
The funny thing about Jizz Jizzum Junior is that he’s actually a pretty good ballplayer, he’s just such a faggot that nobody knows it. And he’s def not $35M a year for 8-10 years good lmao.
>>153588841Are you kidding? He’s gonna faint when he sees Pete.
>>153588841And there it is. Mets fans that haven't won anything in 40 fing plus years and watch a organization that doesn' try to win while placating you who JO to it you know You're the problem keep showing up in record numbers even though they suck.
>>153588923Easy to root against type player, but indeed a good player.
>>153588705$50mil btw
>>153588923imagine the kind of convoluted feelings you'd have if you got him in free agency
jazz jizzholm home run derby was a humiliation ritual and I loved it
baybaw is on :)
>being this mad at JazzCan't hear you over his next 30/30 season.
>NBC philly showing the blue jays broadcastgay>woman commentator>not even that cutegaaaay
>>153589012Dude he is a fucking reliever. None of these guys are promised to perform well each year unless your name is Mariano Rivera. Your mind is just overthinking things.
>mlb.tv pass still works>kodi mlb addon still worksnice one
>buck is kill>hagzel mae still around
FOR YOU
The Roman Empire is playing btw
>>153589326I want to watch the top of the 1st then need to do errands lol
>>153589012Fucking boomer ass post lmao
>foid in the boothit's even worse than I thought
F-ing Mets fans!! They JO to this shit!!!
>McGonigle
phllies bros we are BACK
mets?
holy shit Crawford just missed one
>>153589414we in here, effing JOing to ST
Gleyber smoked that Lagrange is a bust (I knew this because I watched AA)
awwwww yea that's what I like to seehit for contact not le dingers
thats the lauer i know!
>>153589390yea ima JO to this one
>>153589447i lost my hard drive with all my reaction pics, gotta re-up this season
Baseball is back bros I'm so happy
Just tuned into da mets radio broadcast, I'm currently pooping and listening to baseball :D
it's time
'ate divegrass, 'ate apehoop, 'ate handegg, 'ate everything else on TV, love me baseball, simple as
>>153589511its the official start of spring, even though we're about to get fucking snowed in tomorrow
>dominguez drew a walkDon't get my hopes up.
To which players do you JO?
>royce lewisMe personally, I’m striking you out every time but OK.
Mets moms how do we feel about our new rental team?
/mlb/'s favorite player leading off next, be sure to give him your support this year!
okamoto's first MLB home run is coming up soon :-)
>>153589543>first day of spring>in the middle of February
Bobashet is a BUST I suggest the metties offload him to my Mariners while covering 85% of his salary.
>>153589511>I'm so happyYay!)
ernie! :-D
We are so back.
GOLDYGOLDYGOLDY
CATCHER CHALLENGE
>challenging THATphillies...?
>>153589565Anthony FREAKING Recker, 'nuff said!
>>153589579>/mlb/'s favorite playerAre you quite certain of that?
i've seen enough, give Waddell the Cy Young
does BO have a nickname?
Blowgays eke
>>153589704Yes. There isn't a single person on /mlb/ that doesn't unconditionally adore Ernie Clement. Why else would they post his pictures so much in every thread?
>>153589593we JO to BO
>>153589565
okamoto is a BUST
>>153589720beshit
send that retard back to japan
>okashitto’s first error 3rd place team
welcome back, baseball
i wanna watch these shit games with no commentary
will the leaf still be here when the blow gays drop below .500
>>153589702>Anthony FREAKING Recker, 'nuff said!Why?
>>153589746Mariners have a player named Joe and I laughed each time I saw him yesterday, like who has the last name 'Joe?' It's on his jersey and everything.
>>153589884
>>153589880Try radio!
>they still think I'm a bandwagoner
>>153589903he got that fing feminine female azz
>>153588827>Angels>Spending moneyHe's in for a surprise...
>>153589933*splat*
>>153589930My favorite medium. But I'm talkin pure visuals no yappin'.
>>153589908Hey Joe Where you goin with that bat in yo hand?
>>153589540I can lock into any of it but they're all easily forgotten when baseball is back
>>153589934>he got that fing feminine female azz>>>What do you mean?
LET'S GO KAZ
>>153590000chek'd
Rekt
>>153589739unironically played a yuge role to get us through a long dark winter
>>153589930>Try radio!Do they have commentary on “radio”?
>>153589930>radio but its just the ambient noise of baseballwould be kino
>>153590013
my jaysies with the patented double plays
>>153590046the mlb broadcasts do that during ad breaks. makes it hard to rage out when the soothing sounds of baseball fill your head
>>153589933a handful of you are good eggs that are a welcome addition here. a lot of shitstains in that bandwagon tho.
>>153590025big hit
>>153590069
>>153590204They thought they had it in the bag.
>binghamton mentioned
>>153590225blow gays kek
>>153590025he'll be a draw in a slow-pitch softball league in a few years
GKR showing mad love to the dodgers rn, particularly rojas and yams
Yankees legend Jahmai Jones
>>153590263>samefag detected
Ron Darling sounds like he has long COVID
>>153590366I don't think you know what that word means but have a seethe pal
JUDGED
>>153590025jones is going to take someone's spot by the end of the year
That was not a balk
>FAGGets fieldingSo it begins
real slurper so far
>>153590401umpies getting froggy already
>>153590401umpchads are never wrong
>>153590382if you know, you know
>>153590413He was out. Regular season that's an easy challenge
>>153590373THATS RON?? i hear the cough drop bag crinkling
>>153590432
>>153590401*alien ant farm riffs umpily*
If the new Tigers uniforms were a bit more blue, they'd look pretty clean.
>>153590263>>binghamton mentionedAA Binghamton
>>153590528>inb4 the schizo sees this
>>1535904602 Binghampton fags used to @ each other, and I used to samefag at them. either you're one of them with the memory of a fly or nu. either way, it was just an attempt at an old joke and I'm not fucking with you.
ahhhhhhh another day where I can listen to baseball in the shower, there is honestly nothing better
>white Tyrone
A Schuemannonian walk.
That’s a violation, ball 3.
>ground ball to 3rdokamoto really is our bo replacement
>okaHOMO
>>153590753it's pronounced, BO
>>153590550>inb4 the schizo sees thisWhich schizo?
>mlb put the microphone incident into one of the blooper reel spotskek
JUDGED x2
>new coach boxes to prevent sign stealingIt’s over blowgays
>>153590819All the letters and words on the field are gonna be kinda distracting though, no? I don't see how this helps.
Again lolz
>sportsnet showing an ernie interview while the entire inning playsepic
>>153590855muh proprietary stock image
>>153590806>>153590893
>gay bar tourist jizz would never
>>153590893what an animal. I'll root for him to get his ring if it's not against my doyer.
varsho! :-Dif only he did this a couple months back though :/
Interesting stat.
>>153591128how many Yankees all timers are ahead of Mariano?
>>153590819>rent free
>>153591282it's more the who really belongs on the Mount Rushmore of type question. probably more suitable for a genuine comparative study than a hot take. I think he was more important than Jeter from a personal perspective and that's no small thing.
abs system just froze in the mets game kek
>>153591391OK.
>>153591417umpie sabotage I bet
>>153591425waiting around for something else. please understand.
>>153591472It’s all good.
>pitchers named Hoffman
LET'S GO JAYS
I mistimed the Let's Go Mets (do Doo DOOT)
buffalo bisons now up 3 on the phillies
PHAGGets kek!!!
nice catch retard
>philthiesOOOOOH THATS A KEK
reminder that the phillies phumbled taryn
its ogre for shreck
Shreck em!
The Tigers defense are playing just like my Yankees.
>Yamamoto starting spring straining game 1I like it
>keith's vintage shaving kit that he's had since the 80sGKR locked in already, shame it's just for this one game.
ITFDB
>>153591609Get the fuck out of my country
lets go doyers
doyers timeyams on the mound for TWO innings
>>153591982gay af I want Japan eliminated right away in the WBC so he won't pitch in it
Kirsten :)
It's time for Mariners baseball!
>chadres game not televisedno...
>>153592284this will be her 6th season with the team already
>>153592332It's time for Mariners baseball I says.
>Phillieslol
/mlb/ I've never played baseball even once in my whole life, is this normal?
>>153591128i hope he breaks bonds' single-season record this year, and then 2027 is cancelled due to a lockout
>>153592399never caught a baseball with a glove or hit a ball either.
>>153592388
singletani
>>153592399excusable for millennials and younger as long as you stay in your lane
>>153592399if you actually have the courage to climb in the batter's box in my opinion you are already a baseball player by default
singletaniwe are so back
>>153592399plenty of women don't
>1st inning >already 0-3 with RISP
had a dream that teo got traded, i forget where sadly
>>153592471I just wish I had friends to play baseball with.... why can't I have that as a grown adult :(
>>153592528Have you tried doing a community softball league?
>>153592399no, you shouldn't post about baseball
>>153592512trades are more exciting than fa. glad it didn't happen seeing how things have turned out.
Blowgays kek
>>153592553Yes I signed up but they were like "HAVE YOU PLAYED BASEDBALL SINCE AGE 4" and I said I've never played before.... I don't even want to be sweaty and no life I just want to play the game for fun. I like going to games in person and just hanging out and watching the guys play. I don't care really if they win or lose but it's entertaining. Plus it's the only sport where the fans can sometimes catch the ball. But I digress.
Spring training is meaningless you virgins!
lets go big daulton>strikes outoh well
>>153592690at the moment it matters but in 5 minutes it won't anymore i feel
>>153592399I played t-ball when I was little so in a sense I'm a baseball expert.
>>153592700It's not like I don't get invested but I'm there to have fun and enjoy myself first and foremost not to see the team win. It's a pastime not a bloodsport. It's interesting when people are playing for the love of the game rather than to be the next kobe grindset sigma.
>>153592643Have you considered that many parts of our society are built on white lies and in a situation like that you're not gonna be any worse than some person who goes "Yeah I played softball when I was 6-10 but then when it became Travel Clubs and Little League I wasn't that committed", just say you played baseball when you were 9
nice dodge ohtani
>birdsong>doesn't pitch for fly balls
based Comet
>>153580908reptile eyes
>young walks>wisdom hitsreally makes you think
>0-5 with RISP>it's only the second inning
Doyer baseball is back
>>153592982this guy's stream is half an hour late
>>153592869hope he can hit enough to start at 2nd
>>153592844I didn't consider that at the time, as I just wanted to play and didn't see the need to lie. can't they like "bench" me or whatever and just let me go to practice for a while?
Did you play travel ball, pony baseball or little league? If travel whet age did you start?
>>153592690It's comfy thoughPretty much everything is meaningless anyway. Like the only meaningful things are your friends, family, coworkers, maybe a few random people you casually interact with more than often, be it a guy who makes you sandwiches at a restaurant you get your lunch at a few times a week, that bartender whose been doing the same happy hour shift who makes you a great old fashioned, the cashier you always end up with at the grocery store.But lets face it the whole point of baseball is its meaninglessness. There's like 270 pitches a game, 162 games in the regular season. It's all meaningless. Politics is meaningless ultimately. Your shitposts here are meaningless. Unless maybe one day you end up somehow meeting another /mlb/ poster and having gay sex and get a condo in Florida. Everything here is meaningless.
MILES MASTROBUONI GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SALAMI
>>153592399Join a beer league team, pussy
shreck is DRECK!
>>153593057You can't make friends as an adult without a little bit of lying. You know its like when a girl says "I like Taylor Swift" you are supposed to say "She has a lot of good songs, you have good tastes" not "stupid woman, her guitar work is unimpressive compared to even the most middling Black Metal guitarist and her lyrics and melodies are simplistic, I'm more into Swedish metal bands"
>>153593072but it's fun! And if you win you make money, so there is something on the line. At least in MLB. Then of course there's bragging rights!!! :DDD
Just popped in for the first time this winter. So the mets roster has totally disintegrated? Who do I bandwagon now? I really don't feel like making new edits for a different team.
>>153593192*chuu~*
yams on the moundyams on the moundlookin like a fool with yams on the mound
>>153593163>"stupid woman, her guitar work is unimpressive compared to even the most middling Black Metal guitarist and her lyrics and melodies are simplistic, I'm more into Swedish metal bands"I say this
>>153593163I can make friends as an adult just fine
>>153593143>shreck is DRECK!Crack is WHACK!
>>153593192If you were bandwagoning the Mets cause you wanted to watch a winner just start watching the Yankees. If you were bandwagoning the Mets cause you were a Brooklyn Transplant who is too hip to root for the Yankees, just support the team you supported before you moved to New York like a normal transplant.
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
Hmm, hmm
1-2-3 inning for yams
>>153593143its ogrre
SPRING TRAINING IS MEANINGLESS! STOP HAVING FUN!
1 2 3 ez
>>153593343lol mest
Yoshi :)
>>153593309I once called out a transplant on here because he gets some bullshit aioli sauce on his chopped cheese and he had a melty kek
>>153593309>replying to this b8kek
Pittsburg pirates vs tampa bay rays... Never been to Pittsburg would love to go someday. Mac Miller and Wiz Khalifa are from Pittsburg. I don't exactly know who I'd want to win. Don't have the off season mlb pass yet. Have to play stupid videogames instead of watching baseball, it's over for me guys.
>>153593343Yankee fans won the narrative.
I watch the Mariners.I care for the Mariners.
>>153593425>bullshit aioli sauce on his chopped cheesePeak Bushwick. Living the Dream
my jays :-)
>>153593425>meltyWhat's “melty”, precious? What's “melty”, eh?
>>153593425sounds like you pwn3d that n00b
Suzuki already looks like he might make for a decent manager
>>153593425I need it
>>153593411>mariers
>>153593309I can't support the orioles because I hate baltimore.
0-7 with RISP
>>153593309>f you were bandwagoning the Mets cause you wanted to watch a winner>just start watching the YankeesHow many World Series have you won since the turn of the millennium again?
back status : we are so fucking
>>153593633Nats are right there too and we always need more people who hate the Mets kek.
>>153593633iirc tupac actually lived in Baltimore. Most people don't know this.
salami watch in the tigers game
Andy P triple!
>>153593733Creighton actually seems very patrician.
>>153593624Disgusting
>>153593425that's nothin' bro, one time I saw this guy say he like's geno's pizza. and I'm all like, geno's? wit an 'e'? fuck outta here!!!
>>153593848>detoilet
Andy P!
Looks good to me
yeah these dodgers look like a club that just won the world series twice in a row
>>153593829damn, I'm almost 2 full minutes behind you
>>153593905
The Comet gets another hit
The New York Football Yankees.
keep in mind that the huskies were mercy killed at 18-3
GRAND SLAM 17-3What a night for Yankee prospects.
mercy kill this bussy
Padroyals desu. Love it.
>>153594121mogged by darnold
man, wtf Angels
WARD GRANDSLAM
We kinda hit soul-crushing homers
Another one!20-3>it was stankeedoo ‘em!>it was the sawx got 18 runs
>>153594242I don't mind the GEQBUS.
Angels getting gaped kek
very nice loud hitlove to see it
the angels are an AA team at this point
>89 pitches from 4 guys to get through 2 innings
Ohtanibros...It's over...
>>1535942350-9 with RISP btw
>Seelinger 135.00 ERA
Is there a working stream anywhere? All the usual places I check are down
>>153594546I wanna fuck you
uh tigger bros?
yankees scored 20 runs in their first regular season game against the brewersthey went on to lose the al east
fucking teo....
kek teo
>>153594639stankeedoo 'em!
>comparing Spencer Jones' swing to Ohtani'sEven as a homer, come on now.
>>153594639Too bad it’s not the first game.
>>153594699just saying they're a fundamentally dogshit team that just hits a lot of meaningless dingers
>Teoit begins...>>153594608mlbwebcast is working fine for me
Two years ago, the Yankees scored 22 runs against the Tigers in spring training. They went to the World Series that year. Today, the Yankees scored 20 runs against the Tigers in spring training.
>>153594695dood this is why spencer jones can nab the yankees the best player on any team they want!!! it'd be an overpay unless the other team also pays out their contract and gives extra cash and some more prospects too
sighI really had hope for him too
>>153594639That was the second game. The first regular season game we won was 4-2, retard.
sit the FUCK down
>>153594793>we
dont count the tiggies out, they got this!
Say the line /mlb/
Doyers felt sorry for the anaels and gifted them a couple of consolation runs
>>153594854PFMYA!!!
>>153594854I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRLLLLLLLLL
DAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAANKEEEEEEEES WIIIIIIIN
>>153594854I LOVE COCK
>>153594862fuck that shit. this is supposed to be our revenge for getting swept last season.
My Red Sox did well today.
>>153594892kwabby dabby doo
gg Tigers.
h-he's fast!
>>153594906is that fag still posting over there?
Gn tigs Mest tomorrow
feels good to be so fucking back but it's gonna sting without or queen bee in the dugout this year
Still stuck in traffic to get out of here, so I have time to remind everyone that MARLINS WIN TODAY
Where's Trout? Injured again?
>los angeles... angels
>use ABS to expose the umpies>still strike outkek
>>153594947wtf is pipido i even want toknow
Fermin finally breaks the 0-who's even counting with RISP streak and starts the scoring for this game...
I'm a girl. A cubs girl!
BACK TO BACK WORLD CHAMPION DODGERS BASEBALL ON SPORTSNET LA
>robo umps are here>except there are no actually robo umpsyeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me, call me when there are literal cyborgs
>>153595067on a pitch you could swing at 1000 times and not nick once. good eye.
Teo giveth
>MESThttps://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>153595110>YWNBAW>No Girls On The Internetpick one
what the fuck are the sneks doing
>>153594748I remember throwing a fart sometimes when the yankees won their first spring training game and then they proceed to win the world series, i just threw out a fart so this must be true.
I need to be gaped
Fuck my boricua ass
>>153595449stankeedoo me!
>>153595449go braves!
>>153595432coalescing into midseason form
Watching Acuna play for the Sox today had me look and see Robert hasn't shown up in any box score for the mets to far, is he already hurt?
>>153595449oh, and go CUBS!
>>153595432sneakin'
>>153595369This isn't 2003 anymore, gramps
>>153595518he didn't play today
>poo crap-armsweak
Kim has negative aura at the plate
angels are not a real team
>>153595572noted for future deployment
>>153595597What makes you say that...Is not like they didn't make the playoffs with two of the biggest talent on planet earth...
No wonder the Angels aren't airing any of their spring training games
>>153595750Arte is still a cheap piece of shit
>doggies/angels game is still in the third
i think the angels can still win this. just you wait until tanner scott takes the hill
>>153595443Source?
Gervase looks like he can be good bp depth
i have good bp depth too
>>153596043Source: my literal ass, thank you for asking
>>153593671O nO ya dOn’t
>>153596160I could JO to this
>>153596271it's a bird eat bird world
>>153596271I could Jay Os to this
you know what? im all in on the rockies this year
remember that offseason when Moncada was the huge IFA catch?
i'm thinking dingers gonna ding 'em this year
>>153596298Dese birds are a swinging!
>>153596141>Gervase looks like he can be good bp depthI love him in the original The Office!
>im ready to bandwagon the Rockies now
I like the new mariners scorebug but it really needs to show the batter too.
>>153596525I hate expats who feel the need to weigh in so loudly on social issues as part of their identity
>the other Casey shitter pitcher is in
>>153596606>>153596735Nobody watches the Mariners, nobody cares for the Mariners.
>>153596761mariner lovers board
>>153594121>Yankees football>Stadium is located in New Jersey
>>153596667>I hate expats who feel the need to weigh in so loudly on social issues as part of their identity?
>>153594121
Yamamoto's translator is so fucking ASS holy shit
>>153596790Marxist Leninist Board
>James Tibbs sighting
Edgar Quero tho
>>153596919We the people want Ippei back
Fuck em
>>153594854BY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK
>>153596919making the right connections has its perks
>>153596892off topic and not important anyway
>>153596924is bill lee's book worth reading? he's very entertaining in the ken burns doc
>>153596919>be billion dollar ballclub>back to back WS champs, flush with Japanese yen>can't even hire a proper translator for the WS MVP and one of the best pitchers in MLBI guess they have to cut costs somewhere. Either that or Yama is too nice to fire him
Serwinowski bros, Rise Up!
The A's pitcher is actually named Krook.
>>153596998Idk I haven’t read it, could be kino tho
Now that /myteam's/ game is over I'm heading to Cane's. What would you like?
need that nuneed that nu what bad
The people demand bread
>tune in>Dodgers winning 10-2 and Kirsten is asking HSK about his fucking skin care routineyeah I can probably skip this one
Kek.The Cubs, Kek.
I got that nu right here pals>>153597206
>>153597125i went an hour ago>3 chicken strips a la carte
>>153592388The only good thing about this season for Minnesota is getting to see Jenkins' probable MLB debut.
>>153597125caniac extra sauce instead of slaw
PFMAthats it, thats the post
>>153593343How do you do something like this at the MLB level? This fuck-up would get you a lengthy chewing-out in a children's summer league.
