Medal Weekend Begins Editionprevious: >>153578854
that coon is back on the fence again
>>153581677dang, that sucks much
I don't want snoop poopy poo on my TV ever ever ever. That goes double at sporting or events I'm interested in
>>153581791We celebrate criminals here in the USAMartha and this negro make me sick
Does Slovakia really suck or is the US just that good
Martha Stewart paid her debt to society
I'm not watching the finals, what's the point
https://voca.ro/1hnZEz44qIEH
>>153581799i think the camp derived from their fusion of criminality styles and home cooking works well.
>>153581831they played a good team game but they had a lot of luck. Slovaks had like 1 star, the US is full of em.
>>153581837You're going to watch in your chair in the corner with a locked little cage
>>153581837you get to mercilessly taunt the loser with the rest of /sp/
>>153581844I think you're an idiot and you can have them both
>>153581860i don't particularly care about the opinion of a shit-eater like you, but thanks for the millionaire chefs
>>153581858I guess, but it would only be fun if Canada loses. USA have tons of glory already this olympics
>>153581862Snoop poop lover
I hope they match thecuck brothers line with bennet/marchand/wilson and just fucking murder those inbreds.
>>153581896i hope both teams go for it right away and don't try and feel it out and wait for the other team to make a mistake
>>153581896Reread your post and think is that what you really want...or your just being a rotten person for attention
>>153581896After all his shit Wilson would be well advised to stay on the bench. This game is the last chance to take him out of hockey forever while still covered under the Olympic insurance umbrella. Tick-tock motherfucker.https://youtube.com/shorts/XXPxDQ_4M68?si=2NX-y2PorcXCH3mz
>>153581896cope and seethe they are the goated brothers of hockey
Is didney in or out?
Good morning, I hate this semen slurping sport
In 1994 the coach got one of the bronze medalist girls to come to the locker room and show the players her medal and say that it sucks but it's much nicer to have this than nothing and then they won 4-0. Very high IQ play.
>>153582051>1994 the coach got one of the bronze medalist girls to come to the locker room and show the playerslmao you have no idea where I thought this was going
>>153582035Real. Praying for total syrup and borger hockey death
Does canada really suck that bad or is finland kind of good What's the score in a Slovakia Finland game if they had to play
>>153582089I think it went exactly there but the reporting of course says nothing about it.>bronze medalist from the women's team visits the locker to give a pep talk to the boys. "the bronze sucks yes, but it's better than nothing!" she said in her short speech before wishing the guys all the best on the ice. The visit was wrapped-up in just under 4 hours."
>>153581868>womemes sports>glorylol
>>153582089>>153582120It's a very bad idea to have sex before competitions and lose all your high test mojo. Kinky sex comes after you have got your medals.
>>153581988i think the sedins are more goated
>>153581844yeah maybe if they werent hosting the fucking OLYMPICS it would be cute to look at these fucking gloating clowns
>>153582120>4 hoursWhat the hell were they doing for 4hours with her if it was a short speech
>>153582148Connor what are you doing in Finland?? The game's tomorrow
>>153582148That's actually not evidence-based at all. It's an old wive's tale used to manipulate athletes away from indulging in sex. Whether it be during medieval jousting tournaments, on crusade, modern boxing matches, and yes even hockey, wives and girlfriends warn that if you blow your load you will deflate and become a manlet who cannot win. Not actually true.
>>153582181Ejaculating lowers your testosterone and we now know fully well from scientific studies what the old ladies have always known, no sexo in competitions or you become a deflated manlet cuck.
>>153582181Nice try succubus
All you have to do to test whether its true or not is get motivated to do something then immediately jack off.You will be demotivated instantly and docile
>>153581896basedi like bennett...at least he drops the glovesscrappy guy, if not a tard sometimes
>>153582200I know who you are. I hate you so much.
>>153582200It doesn't mean it changes anything in the short term anon.>>153582207More of an incubus †bh>>153582166The mystery will never be solved
>>153581988>>153582152it's the hatcher bros for me
>>153581953>>153581953Post over here now sense this thread is DEAD. Let's all bump this thread >>153581953>>153581953
>>153582229fag
Please destroy criminal reddit nation tomorrow
>>153582223Testosterone changes everything, that's why it's illegal to pump yourself full of it.
>>153581837This game determines the future of shitposting here.
>>153582274If the US doesn't win this holy smokes I don't think any US posters will ever be able to post in /hoc/ again.
>>153582223u'd have to be retarded to do it before any serious sportmy legs "get weak" and you obviously become more sedate
>>153582271>>153582303Okay maybe I should try. Tomorrow I'll vacuum half the house pre-drain and time my efficiency by square metre vacuumed, and then do the same for the rest of the house post-drain.Will report back with full details and evidence.
>>153582352Studies suggest that you should refrain from ejaculating for at least 7 days to get optimal performance.
CANADA IS GONNA GET RAPED TOMORROW
Canada's black leaf jersey is really nice :)
>>153582375>mfw
>>153582352go for a run and let your wang rub against materials for discrete release and compare leg performance pre and post
>>153581837I'll check the final score asap after I wake up
Dead Dead thread...and you all have 26 more hours of this shit DEAD thread....
>>153582430i'll have bfast first don't want to spoil my precious oats
>>153582352What's this about again?
>>153582501I'll keep it going, you cuck time zone loser.>>153582391Yeah, still rooting for the american underdod though
>>153582543A word of caution Latvia-anon, Swedes often have good command of language and even impressive skills of persuasion, but their critical thinking skill aren't anything more than that of the common ape. Take extra care when reading or interacting with them.
cross country skiing live now >>153564745 Let's discuss this for a while
>>153582554i wouldn't call the US underdogs, but neither are they overdogs. if anything they are just... dogs
>>153582758Pigdogs more precisely
>>153581750Huomenta. Launtai alkaa jaloviinalla.
>>153582765kekwhat about mutts?
Do you think there will be a stickied game thread?
I'm team USA
>>153582978If we post enough to annoy the jannies
>>153582979Only good meme to come out of the olympics
>>153582979
>>153581988something Staal Staal Staal Staal Staal something something
there's some coping in our media that the cameras didn't have enough fps to gatch the offside moment lel
>>153583083Well they didn't. Puck and player both got in during the same frame and you couldn't actually tell what happened from it.It was probably offside and Finland should have just challenged the goaltender interference even though it would have probably been called a fair goal and the last penalty call should have also been embellishment.
>>153583083very out of character
>>153583083calling offside a minute and a goal after is gay as shit anyways.
Canada beat Finland by cheating.Look at the referee lineup. 2 of them were Canadian. Weird, huh?
>>153583173How is this actually allowed? Seems utterly ridiculous.
>>153582399He-man. Not she-man owners of the property would like it to be.
>>153583173Why is this allowed?
What are idiots going to talk about for the next 24hrs huh? Quit being ridiculous, go outside...do something with yourselves
>>153583288>the next 24hrs
>>153583288I'm waiting for you guys to bomb Iran which probably won't happen until after the Olympics
>>153583173>>153583193no one complains about an american ref in the slovakia/usa game
>>153583353I think that's also stupid.
>>153583395then why not bring it up
>>153583433Just did.
>>153581769that scoundrel! are you sure its healthy?
Why are the f*nns coping like they had a chance? Especially blaming the refs after they rigged the game for them??
>>153583395i think your face is stupid
>>153582758They're on a tight leash. Torts is keeping them in a cage.
>>153583324Why he so sad
>>153583173>linesperson
even if usa loses gold hoc match it doesn't matter because we gave /sp/ a new queen
>>153583879Shut the fuck up, you retarded cuckold
womens hockey is not even hockey, sorry women
>>153583919why is our's any less legitimate than the men?
>>153583928Can an average college men's team beat the USA gold women's team?
>>153581838
>>153584058If it's 70+ people only, i support it. Old people are overrated and by a lot.
>>153584058>noooo you can't go out on your own terms!!! you have to be a senile pile of slop with a terminal illness because....because you just have to, okay???
>>153583959average college team? the average jr. high school team could beat them.
>>153584058>getting murdered by a stranger is better than getting murdered by someone you asked to do it
I want to see fights and blood on ice in the finals. You better deliver america
By this time tomorrow the gold medal game will be underway :D
>>153584663but anon, none of that is sportsmanlike. I says may the best team win.so long as Wilson is benched.
Idk why they’re pretending there’s a chance Crosby plays. It would only hurt his teams chances if he went out there injured
>>153584780what is his injury?
I visited the toilet at my gfs parents house and this was their towel. Disgusting
could this fake crosby (((injury))) be any more scripted? gee, wonder if hes gonna miraculously show up on the ice for the gold medal game?
>>153584797thats toilet paper m8
>>153584810you're mistaken
>>153584780I love Crosby, but if they let him onto the line with an active injury that would be just plain hubris, and foolhardy.
its understandable that americans are afraid of crosgodhe left them with pstdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_Hq3X9KcY
>>153584780Well he needed an MRI and then a brace so it’s a severe sprain to a tear I would think. Probably MCL.
Just got back from the government owned alcohol in preparation for le game boshhh hopefully Canada wins:)
>>153584818no i'm not
Why would Finland or Slovakia a actually try hard to win 3rd place. I wouldn't even feel like playing at all
gary is going to detonate a neutron bomb during the exact moment the puck hits the ice in the gmgwhere will he detonate it? time will tell
>>153584797that's what happens if you date a based Monegasque
>>153584884the gold medal game is tomorrow
>>153584886tell us you've never been an athlete without etc
>>153584888gary has no power here.https://youtu.be/qcmjY7qz_Pg?si=hvZnMssseNWf82Ao
Which team is going to be more pissed off today Finland or Slovakia?
>>153584919Commie retards are closed on sundays so i had to shop now. Got a lot of beers, some gin and a lil baileys to go in my coffee
>>153584976I wouldn't even play if I was them
>>153584976i hope the refs screw finland so we get another kino teemu rant
>>153584989faggot
>>153584989enjoy, ill be there drinking water straight from the glass
>>153585015Man I mistakenly thought the fins were cool but they bitched out just like the Swedes.
FUCK CANADA YOU DIRTY CHEATING FUCKSi hope you absolutely embarrass the americans though xoxo <3
>>153585015they hated him because he told the truth
>>153585041see >>153585020
It’s pretty kino how virtually everyone is now discussing what dirty little cheaters Canadians are.
go canada! we will win! boo americaand despite the hatred and seethe from them:go finland for bronze
* total canacuck death *
>>153585112Everyone including me use to think they were all jolly good kind fellows as pure as snow. When really they are disgusting vile nasty pissing and shitting in the snow. And shit snowball throwers that roll around in their own piss and shit in the snow. They are basically from india
deal with it, sluts
>>153585112It's so strange because none of the supposed cheating was actually real, but every euro we beat immediately cries that damn perfidious leaf like this is a perfectly normal thing to do at the biggest competition the world.Why are euros like this? What went wrong in their failing society and dying race to give them an unironic inferiority complex to Canada? Did they take the propaganda seriously and expect to only face jeets?
>>1535852741993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aEdI7EGuuY
>>153585274so true so true
>>153585029They should prop up his broken body with a hockey stick and put him on the bench to bolster morale. The Legend of El Sid!
>>153585296>>153585262you're both genuinely incorrect, actual antagonists. and one day the scales will be pulled from your eyes and you'll see, that you, amerishits, are evil.
>>153585354god i wish i had a gf like this
Zambonis are going to have to start using special filters on canada ice now that canadians are leaving so much PISS and SHIT all over the ice. They assimilated to jeets
>>153585288Not only is it real you cheat so frequently you already forgot that you got cheating at the last Olympics as well. Go back further and you find more and more Canadian cheating scandals.
Refs and rules committee or going to have to make new rules. 5 minutes for pissing and shitting yourself on the ice for canadians
Feel bad for the guy working canadians penalty box. Everytime the box needs cleaned after player release PISS and SHIT everywhere in the box
>>153585400Why.?she would just piss and shit everywhere in the house
>>153585386Using a forum made by an American to complain about Americans
Whenever I see a leaf post I read it in the voice of idubbbz’s retard pear headed Canadian wife..or would she be the husband since he took her last name?
>>153585612>sold to a jap
Both the women and men will have gold medals.
>>153585777Checked!!
The team who scores more, wins.
>>153585386Tldr kwab
>>153585823But anon, the trend in this Olympics is the team who cripples the other team the most, wins.Are you saying you're biased for Canada before the game even starts?
The first team to score takes control of the lead
Huomenta
>canada plays semi final>2 canadian refereesNothing going on here this is fully fair
at the waffle house bro's
>>153586084wait are you saying you have a Waffle House near your home? fucking hell I envy you. what are you ordering?
>>153585982now do the americans
>>153585952Iltapäivää
>>153586084get steak and eggs
>>153586084Extra tip
Canadian superstar, experiencing a divine intervention late in the third
>>153586226Oh fuck, forgot the picHere:
yep, I predict who ever scores the most goals before the end of the game will win it, no doubt about it. These teams absolutely don’t want their opponents to score there’s no question about that
>>153586244what a gamer
>>153586244he saw a carb :(
>>153586244cheating, diving cunts
Our Sennies will tear through the league after the tournament is done
Do you use uBlock Origin?This shitty board is suddenly asking me to unblock some sketchy URLs.
Im watching a Swedish hockey game and it's playing American pop music non-stop, do Swedes not have their own bubblegum pop music?
Burgers shouldn't use the word "cunt" its Australia's word
>>153586309Yes; ive been having to turn it off and turn it back on to shitpost, havent looked up a work around yet
It is a total disgrace that they scheduled an all-North American final at 8am EST which is fucking 5am on the West coast. Because they want to fucking have the closing ceremony on the same day. They could have scheduled the game AFTER the fucking ceremony. This has happened before. Fuck IOC. Fuck Italy. Fuck Europe. Fuck everyone. I only love Brady Tkachuk.
I will cheer for binlan to win Bronze :)
>>153583910tongue my anus you annoying faggot.
>>153586366I am too so our 4 nations club doesnt get humiliated. No offense Slovakia!
>>153586143this is so depressing.i've never seen a hot girl like this in person. it's not that i don't have a chance, but i haven't met a reasonably attractive girl since HS.all of them are at slightly obese and kind of ugly. and i live in the midwest!
>>153586331Yeah, no, cunt.
>>153586143She cute
God knows we've got enough bronze medals as is. Give it to slovakia for all i care. They are much nicer people than the czechs
>>153586244did he die?
Why is nbc putting snoop poopy poop on my tv
why aren't there more hockey players from slovenia and croatia
>>153586466he made that one song 30 years ago so you have to clap for him at every single event, ever, for the rest of time. for some reason
>>153586479Those are african countries
>>153586465No. Shame, but no. Lifted Mikkola's stick to his own face, and acted like he got shot in the face even tho the stick didnt actually even touch himWhat a pussy
>>153586451No, finns need the medal so i can attack my slovak enemies better.
>>153586451I did my own research and neither of them are real slavs. Czechs are more germanic than Slav while Slovakians are basically Hungarian gypsies.
The main thing that bothers me about hockey is the complete lack of control most of the time.The players usually can't control the puck for any extended amount of time before they are hit or just lose it.On top of that, a majority of goals are scored because of dumb luck, a person shoots somewhere in the vicinity of the goal and then it scores by bouncing off a teammate or opposing player.Overall, hockey just seems to be a sloppy, cluster fuck of a game.That's why I prefer basketball, far less turnovers and points are rarely (if ever) due to dumb luck.
>>153586502Matt Petgrave wants a word
why don't latvia and estonia and lithuania simply join forces and create one countrywhy aren't there more hockey players from poland why only sweden I don't get it
>>153586571Why is he relevant / who is he
>>153586244This is Finlands Zapruder film
>>153586522You're the kind of person who pisses and shits in the streets
>>153586366same :)
I didnt think curling could be this exciting
>>153586592ape who murdered a guy on the ice with his skate and got away with it and continues to play professional hockey somehow
>>153586678Oh, that. Wasnt it an accident?
>>153586702nah even with potato quality video it's obviously a jump kick move, probably originally meant to slash the guys face which is bad enough
>>153586744Yeah just watched it on YT, intentionally kicked a player in the face
>>153586571>Let Brits play hockey>They murder someone
WHAT'S FOR LUNCH
>>153586744>jump kick moveHe was falling you nonce.
>>153586803I only eat dinner
finland deserves to be in the semifinal. this is so not fair
Why are so many leafs seething about Harley? He’s been your 2nd best defender you retards.
>>153586803Just finished up breakfast and I had bacon, potatoes, pancakes, and a couple of bagels. Coffee to wash it down.
>>153586803Finnish tears
>>153586803Beans for me
got my hashies smothered covered and pepped bro's
>>153586803probably chicken, rice, and broccoli
Is the entire gold medal game 3vs. 3Is it really?
>>153586803cheese sandwiches again
>>153586853yum
>>153586907You checking/hoc/ while you shop?Holy spaz
>>153586803liquor and beer and olympics
>>153586907grim
>slovakia vs finland for bronze
>>153586577>why don't latvia and estonia and lithuania simply join forces and create one countryThis but Japan, Taiwan and Korea
>>153584789Cracked bussy
>>153586938gary needs to hold more exhibition games in asia
>>153584780finally he can retire and reproduce
So I was looking at this to get a picture of Canadas strengths and weaknesses heading into the gold medal game and..
imagine having to feign interest in sindy's locker room speech while he demands you win him g*ld before he croaks
Why would Finland or Slovakia even want a bronze medal?I would be on plane back home by now
If USA wins the goldDoes that mean that Sweden who barely lost to USA is basically 2nd best in the world?Thats how the Olympics work right?
>>153586803going to costco for a pizza
>>153586971When you factor out Harley and Makar this is the defense they’re working with. Then you factor in Binnington with a .848 save % vs Czechia, .882 save % vs Finland and I think America might have this.
>>153586971my rat :(
>>153587000yeah I think so
>>153586994bronze winners are happier than silver losers
>>153586702it was a distinct kicking motion. anyone who ever skated knows that you don't kick your feet up at a neck level when you fall. it was ruled an accident because he was black. many disagreed privately, some openly (jeremy roenick) but who listens to him in this world. the most shocking part is i suddenly realized he got signed by the ECHL this season! i thought his career was over but apparently he is doing better than ever.
>>153581896Tom Wilson got his ass whooped by a that little French guy. We didn’t forget.
>>153587037>swedethat is clearly a finngolian
cant wait for the newfags and tourists to FRIG OFF
>>153587052>suddenly realized he got signed by the ECHL this season! i thought his career was over but apparently he is doing better than ever.I truly hate euro cuckolds I had no idea they were so far go gone
two things:1. that WAS a high-stick 2. HOWEVER the ref didn't see it and shouldn't have called it
>>153586907
>>153583353>>153583173Home refs for both NA teams when they could have literally just swapped them. I know Gary made call. It was home refs and north american final or no NHL players.
>>153587092dont worry as soon as the gold medal game is over everyone will leave and you can get back to posting your forced memes>le unlock it bud governor huomenta but the opposite xDDDDD
>>153587122Gary's tentacles reach every facet of life
>>153587093reminder that his british fans gave him a STANDING OVATION when he was back after a brief suspension.
>>153587092This >>153587132You can have your dead ass general back in a couple days loser. You can have it all to yourself again. I would just been happy to have others from all around the world interested in my loser general if I were in your position. But no you're to good for that
>>153587092There are edits in this very thread that I made for other generals so I’m entitled to stay. Not gonna lurk and learn your memes either. Deal with it.
It wasn't his fault like gene snitsky
Why aren't fights allowed in the Olympics?"we are not like you we are better than that"? "sports are about peace"? some moralizing bullshit or it is about $$$ and injuries?
>>153587397it's about asking your doctor about wegovy chud
>>153587208It's fascinating to try and figure out which euro cuck state to loathe the most...is it UK, france, germans, Finland, sweeden, denmark, norway etcReally they are all so terrible and it didn't really come light until the last decade
>>153587421this is a jardiance general>i take once daily jardiance>AT EACH DAY'S STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>153587397Olympics are run mostly by europeans, europeans fill all their sports with bureaucracy and squeeze out things like physicality and any kind of altercation.
>>153587439Lots of their states suck but lots of the people are cool. UK does gay shit like that but you would have a good time in a pub on match day there.
guys, i hate euros so fuckin much
Euro cucks are just like canadians pissing and shitting in the snow and ice
>>153587439From my own research, the UK is #1, nobody else comes even close. Germany probably comes second.But the UK is the absolutely tallest cuck chair of a EU state. Sweden is the worst among the Nordics. Nothing ever happens in Finland / Denmark.Oh and Spain has been stepping up their cuck game lately. They will probably overtake Germany soon in that department.
>>153587132The green text is based but I don't care for the other stuff you wrote
>>153581750Americans need to kick Canadian head or ill be mad.If those fatasses don't defeat commies it's over.
>>153587471>Olympics are run mostly by europeans,So by women. Europe is run by women.
>>153587098Good post
>>153587439This guy started going on /pol/ and obediently listening to grifter influencers about a decade ago
>>153587092I'll stay here until june, bitch. I'll pretend to be educated on nhl.
>>153587009That's a lot of protein for bulking if you survive the diabetes and heart attack
>>153587599as opposed to what? reddit?you don't need /pol/ in 2026. there is X. #1 social media platform in most Euro countries.People watch the videos and decide for themselves. No brainwashing, just facts.Videos do not lie.
>>153587599They’re retarded, the guy’s own team mate said it was an accident. Which it obviously was.
>>153587009>4260 kkcalbasically my weekend breakfast
>>153587617The only two prominent Latvian players I know are Elvis and Silovs and Elvis is quietly suffering from PTSD from Kivliniks death while Silovs was hung out to dry after a little Cinderella run like Andrew Hammond and Steve Mason during their one hit wonder seasons.
Oh yeah I’m putting three hundo on our boys
>>153586902If the canacuck ref says so...
>>153587397>What are awful europoor opinions
>>153587650>the guy’s own team mate saidThis statement alone is the proof you are a cuck if you blindly believe that. >a video replayed and analyzed by a million people vs some "team mate" who could barely see what happened and was just being a cuck
>>153587684I don't understand odds for gambling well but is it 300 to win 705 (300 initial plus 405)?
>>153581831Both
>>153587679Is silovs playing in the nhl?Elvis is always suffering from something. He's a bit of a moody bitch.
>>153586971>One line PP baby team with negative depth being bailed out by top end talentDamn, am I looking at the Oilers or Team Canada
>>153587720It’s 105 profit for every 100 bet so it’d be 615 total. The 300 plus 315.
We may have the best team ever in the US hockey history. The sad part is so does Canada.Can we like spread the emergence of generational talents by like 5-10 years? Give us a chance ffs.
to the cuck pushing the report button: i am phone posting anyway. you are just wasting your time.
>>153587736Call up for pongs currently. Prior to the accident Elvis was the up and coming netminder for Columbus and I can't remember him yelling at opposing team players or pushing them like he does now. I do recall him being visibly shaken during a game I went to when the cannon went off in the arena during introductions and he probably should have used the Players Assistance Program for it's intended purpose and took some time off to heal mentally (rather than Laine abusing it for Fortnite addiction and trying to force a trade).
>>153587684Don’t throw your money away retard
>>153587827begging ya to go back
>>153587854Next flight for Planet Retard doesn't depart until next week and I get seasick
Ouch
>>153587451more like each day's shart
>>153587898Rip /pol/...
>>153587827>I do recall him being visibly shaken during a game I went to when the cannon went offI never even considered the cannon. That must have been hellish watching your friend get blown up and out of all the teams you could possibly play for, you play for the one that's entire gimmick is explosions.
>>153587898slayyyy gossip queen
more like team canadumb lol
>>153587958I've had to endure a lot this week but this is the nastiest comment of all
>>153587958we prefer canachads
>12-18" of snow tomorrow (30-45cm for euros)yeah I'm not leaving my place tomorrow
>>153587898Right in the eye.
>>153587712You think his team mate also didn’t watch the video? I have also seen it. You’re just seething and retarded, very common among polfags and miggers.
>>153587998Yeouch!
>>153587998it hit her cheek retard
>>153587009Cool! How many friends are you sharing this with?
>>153588022Wrong she apparently had to get her eyelid stitched back together. Shocked they don’t wear any kind of facial protection
>>153587009Arber Xhekaj ate one of these in the break room and now he's in the NHL
https://x.com/paratroopbrady/status/2025038254571999576?s=20
>>153588076this link gave my computer a virus
>>153588035y-yeah uh...
>>153587990At least the gym will be empty t. >rags territory
>>153588084Retard
>>153588076>x.comno way that’s a real website
>>153588076lol so true
>>153588198A man denied his Doujins
>>153587827>rather than Laine abusing it for Fortnite addictionTell me more. Also elvis should have known that america is a dangerous jungle where you can die from something at any time.
>>153581750can't wait to cheat in this game
>>153588238So trap doujins were holding him back from greatness. Crosby needs to teach him semen retention
three bings to Bronze game in Hockey Puckgood luck Slovakia
>humiliation ritual game is later todayMay watch but that shield have been the gold medal game.
>>153588198He looks like a cranky babushka
If Canada beat USA in the gold final does the Trump administration instantly dissolve as soon as the timer hits 0?
RIGHT NOWRIGHT NOWRIGHT FUCKING NOW
February 22, 2026. After a thrilling gold medal match where Canada emerged victorious after a nail biting triple OT bout a journalist interviews Team Canada captain and ice hockey legend Sidney Crosby:"I can't think of a better ending to a career than an Olympic gold. Haha, yeah I think this is a good place as any to reveal it to the world, after this season I'm hanging up the skates, I think the league is in good hands without me hahahah (Crosby points towards McDavid and Celebrini.""And while we are on the topic of big reveals, I think it's about time- *deeply inhales then clears throat I think it's about time to tell the world who I really am...(tears begin welling up in his eyes, not of sorrow but of joy matching the wide smile on his face). I'm gay. I've been gay my entire career and I'll be gay after my career. Hopefully saying this publicly will inspire some players to really be themselves, to stop hiding it away like it's a dirty little secret. I am Sidney Crosby and I am gay." (The tears flow freely, Crosby looks like Atlas being relieved of the weight of the world)Before the journalist could ask any followup questions or even write down the quote Team Canada alternate captain Nathan MacKinnon skates over to Crosby and wraps his hand around his shoulder."Correction," MacKinnon says with a smile, "WE'RE gay."Jordan Binnington skates over from the bench, "Hope you guys aren't hogging the reveals to yourselves, I'm gay too."One by one, Canadian after Canadian skates over to reveal his homosexuality. Auston Matthews begins to skate over to the growing group before being stopped by a silent shake of the head from Hellebuyck.After the entire Canadian team, behind the bench and player, reveals his sexual orientation they all disrobe then being sucking and fucking each other right there on center ice in one giant mass of naked humanity. The moment is captured by famous French photographer Pierre LeGrum as "The Golden Hole", donated to the Smithsonian.
>ameriseethes writing erotic fan fiction about usha ha...
Sex with the bedussy while celestinky watches
>>153588285Shall watch, Pekka
Canadians are giving all their fire arms to their government, isn’t that sad?
>>153588285Bongs you mean
>>153588419this is a macklin general
If most of MY teams goals came from rigged pp I’d be a little embarrassed I’m just sayin.
>>153588430not as sad as your 14 hour shifts in a Bangladesh call centre
Go Finland(No hate to Slovakia, I just like Finland)
>>153588488lol
>>153588419Bedard is crying while watching celebrini get praised
>>153588488McDavid couldn’t say yes because he knows it’s not true
>>153588488Based
>>153588376It's a certified Canadian Heritage Moment
>>153588505>sloppy thirdsYeah nah I'm good
>>153588366And just then, the ghost of Gordie Howe skated out on the ice and screamed out, "IM FUCKIN GAY TOO FAGGOTS!!"
>>153586803Black coffee and Lucky Strikes, same as it ever is.
>>153588445yes bongs of course
>>153588488these rich white athletes must hate the media so much lmao
>>153588376Heated rivalry is part of your culture
>>153588488>McDavid pours gas on the fire by refusing to entertain stupid political bullshit Damned if you do and damned if you don't with these "people".
>>153588586Soft power...uwu
>>153588713Why does this cause so much seething?
can't stop farting
>>153588720Because soilers are in a very fragile state after the last few years
>>153588713The panthers buckbroke oilers so hard they’re now clamoring for DeBoer to replace Knobgoblin.
>>153588738Can't stopWon't stop
>>153586870I don't really even care about semen slurping..
>>153588602Its not possible to enjoy anything anymore without getting pol.You WILL get politicalYou WILL take a sideYou WILL engage in us vs them bullshit while the instigators at you for itAnd you WILL like it
>>153588738me when i mistake fiber gummies for regular gummies
woke up feeling unbreakable
>Tomorrow’s game has been cancelled after Antigonish informed the league they are unable to ice a team. This is especially disappointing given that Truro travelled to Antigonish last week and competed with a short bench to ensure that game was played. Due to Antigonish’s forfeit, Truro has been awarded the win. Our players were ready and eager to compete in front of the Truro faithful, but Antigonish’s failure to ice a roster has cancelled the opportunity.
>>153581750Wait, is turd place match today or tomorrow?
>>153588863Today retard
>>153588863Today in about 2 hours. Gold medal game is tomorrow.
>>153588863Today
>>153588863Retard
Very nice
>>153588809Antigone was kind of a bad bitch iirc
>>153588905I sent you tiki for 5¢ for providing that info friend :)
>>153588863two weeks
And when does WWIII start? Still on the 28nd?>>153588932Money = sent
He is only a 54 year old kid for fuck's sake
>>153588947I thought it was cancelled??
>>153588949Yet has no kids
is canada still mad
>>153588959The noticing went too far, we need a big distraction.
>>153588962Based.
>>153588973He’s a generic failure like Crosby >:(
>>153588947After I learn I passed my test
>>153588959If American wins we begin the process of annexing Canada and if Canada wins they become bold and attempt to annex Minnesota.There's no avoiding it now, Finland could have stopped it but they choked.
>>153588963Yeah
>>153588962He already fucks his 20 year old teammates' girlfriends, he can go and breed an entire hockey team if he wants to
>>153588905*borat voice*Very nice
>>153589010KWAB
>>153589020
>>153588949you guys bringing Fobba back from the cryo chambers?
We're cheating the classic way. No the pussy way like Russia and the US do with genetically enhanced drugs from the CIA
Is everyone having a good time watching Yuro Puck this morning?>sexy league has been very thrilling, stiff nipples and everything
>>153589064He has two sons if I remember correctly
Reminder to north american slaves.Puck drop is actually at the time that the game start is shown.
>>153589105I need an hour long anthem ceremony it's my culture
>5 amlollmao evenlmfao possiblyroflmao likely
>>153589105I like to use the extra time to buy a few jerseys from the NHL shop
What was the goal song that the Slovakians had playing yesterday. I didn't get to hear it much, but it sounded pretty good from what I did hear.
How do they do it?
Mens gold medal curling coming up
>>153588949>announces coming back after 2 months out with an injury>gets put on the 4th line with kids 35 years younger than him because he can't skate>gets 4 penalties in 4 games>gets injured>repeatGood riddance.
>>153589179What's a good streaming site for the other Olympic Games?>I'm not paying for NBC
How come the opposing fans at this SHL game are locked in a glass box?
Drop the puck gary
>>153589177thats fucking nuts. i used to have indoor track meets there. the school is fucking tiny so idk how theyre recruiting anybody
US GM Bill Guerin should insist no Canadian officials for the medal game. That Eric Furlatt homer who called the MacKinnion flop was from (you guessed it!) Canada. No integrity EVER when it comes to Canadian National games.
>>153587998Hope safety glasses worked
>>153589199>>153589199>>153589199Great Question, actually
I STILL WANT TO FUCKING HANG MYSELFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153589254It's hard to disagree, Canadians are just dirty cheats this Olympics. Need at least one American ref.
>>153589223No clue but they’re cruising to a 4th consecutive championship. Anthony Duclair and Ryan Hartman’s little brothers are both on the roster.
>>153589282Put that energy into fucking destroying Slovakia out of sheer spite and vindictiveness>
>>153589190if you set your vpn to Canada you can watch it on CBC Gem
>>153589254SureIt's not like we decided who the refs were
>>153589254>Both referees were Canadian
>>153589177
>>153589254the local retard blogger in vegas hates furlatt lol
>>153589313>CBC GemSurely they could've come up with a better name than that
>>153589282Id just give the bronze to slovakia and gtf back home fuc a bronze what insult to play hard for that a humiliation ritual if you would
>>153589313set my what? Don't you need to pay for a vpn service?
>>153589177I miss the days when Norwich was good
>>153589179Didn’t ask
>>153589190You buy piss cock like everyone else
Going to Dominos what should I get?
>>153589359The silver is more humiliating
>>153589383No, I'm not doing that I'll find a steam somewhere first
>>153589386Accepting it on the ice is humiliating, and the Oly Committee ought to be flogged for even doing it once They should formally ban it and apologize to all the athletes
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ARzqsVmTw
>>153589385thin crust extra cheese well donenot that cracker crust bullshit, the thin ny style
>>153589394It's like 5 bucks a month for cock come on
>>153589431>shoving cameras in a bunch of losers face while you throw a party for their competitors for just beating youIts just sad
>>153589385Spicy Buffalo 5-Cheese Mac & CheeseClassic Hot Buffalo Loaded ChickenMelty 3-Cheese Loaded TotsBlue Cheese dipping sauceAdd equal parts to a bowl, mix it all up, top with the sauce and you got peak sloppa.
>>153589431Rituale di umiliazione
>>153589385>pan pizza with steak>garlic bread bites >maybe tots if you’re a fat fuck
>>153589478your resting heart rate is 3 digits
>>153589361>2026>not having a VPNDon't know how to help ya buddy
Oh guys canada just cheated again
>>153589465There's just something about European cameramen, it seems like they are the ones always doing that shit.>Someone clearly distressed over just losing>Lets put the camera 2 inches from their face and linger there for an uncomfortable amount of time
>>153589537Sad
>>153589489~25 players who just lost an overtime gold medal game, how did none of those stuffed animals end up in the crowd? Surely our NHL Heroes will yeet a few of them
Ban the Silver "Ceremony">instead, Gold Ceremony the day after the game and an unfilmed issuing of the Silver in another room, maybe a whole other building with NO PRESSeat shit press boxBan that, and then issue a global apology to any affected athletes and attend to the families of deceased athletesAnd Black Ball the ENTIRE Committee, every last member, and whatever leftover staff members that don't get walking papers can figure out where to go from there, who really cares cause the Olys are just a money laundering scheme anyway, right, Gary?
>>153589385Pineapple-Bacon-Jalapeno
>>153589551Surprising nobody has just pushed the camera away or told them to fuck off
>>153589524According to my Garmin Enduro 3 it is 66 BPM right now.
>>153589139Nhl is always 3:30 AM my time so fuck you
he's with us
Should have had the GMG today at a reasonable time and the BMG tomorrow at the fucked early time since it conflicts with the closing ceremony
>do nothing >get a gold medal
>...right, Gary?...
>>153589634NHL is not for you
>>153589634the world is a hierarchy and you baltoids are no where near the top. north america is the top. you'll enjoy the crumbs we give you.
nhl is for everyone even austria
>>153589646Too little too late, r/hockey says he's an irredeemable Trump supporting alcoholic piece of shit
>>153588488You dont hate the media enough
>>153589700>Trump supporting alcoholicIdk about the rest but he is theseHe was trying to comment on some soilers game last year clearly half cut and all red.
I dream of a world where we never bring up politics cause this is the /hoc/ thread, and fuck /pol/> Everyone who mentions anyone more political than Gary Bettman, put a dollar in the Swear Jar
>>153589700always knew id grow up to be just like the great one
>>153589646that will look funny in retrospect when USA kicks their ass tomorrow in the final. look how Gretzky himself is bent over in the photo. it's so over for Canada it's not even funny.
what did the dominos guy end up getting
>>153589788I haven’t watched or read the news in so many years that whenever people try to make things political it’s just confusing because I genuinely don’t know what they’re referring to.
>>153589827diabetes
>>153589827hopefully a clue
>>153589822you finns better keep your sticks down next timedirty barbarians
>>153589788You probably also dream of world where you're not a raped bitch
>>153589827The pizza order or the tip he paid?>he got overcharged for pizza, that's for certain
what’s more depressing to eat alone, Wawa pizza or Little Caesars?
>(You)ing the raped retardBleak way to end the thread
>>153589827Nothing yet but leaning toward stuffed cheese crust philly cheesesteak pizza and mango habanero wings
Did someone say politics?
>>153589827spit and piss and shit that's what I'm always worried about getting at take out restaurants
Listen folks, these Olympics, they're bringing in terrible people. Terrible and dumb too. Look at what Gary's done to the hockey general. They're replying to the raped bitch posts I've seen it happen. That's what you get with unchecked immigration but I'm going to get them all out.
>>153589863Such beautySuch civilization
>>153589832I feel that same way about modern music
>>153589700This whole rivalry was a lot more fun pre 2025. Now its taken on a nationalistic culture war bent that just annoying because people who don't give a shit about hockey normally have embraced it only for these short few weeks, will promptly forget about it afterwards
>>153589887>tribunal
>>153589907yeah man cool anyways can I get a pack of uhhhhh
>>153589872I'd rather that anon be content that he is temporarily alone because he is at work and would normally have pizza with his spouse or friends.
just ordered dominos pizza, my main man gagan made it, just like old times
This got recommended to me on youtube so now you have to watch it too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypKD0MieAI4
>>153589872Ordering a wawa pizza is the most humiliating thing possible. The 5 people watching you walk up to the counter after your number gets called to see you walk out with a fresh frozen pizza is for someone who's given up completely.
>>153589905Don't get stuck in time, unc. That's why there are still classic rock stations for the boomers who won't give in.
>>153589925I am getting pizza and wings cuz my lady loves it and it's to soften her up while I get shitfaced watching hockey this afternoon
>>153589887working class btfo'd once again very based
>>153589949I'm eagerly awaiting the Domino's partnership announcement from Gary today.
>>153589949ewwwwpizza hut nothin' but
Comfy thread without all the yurocopers
Still haven't figured out why the Djurgardens IF are locked in a glass box away from the other fans
>>153589872Little Caesars is actually criminally underrated if you get the deep dish
>>153589907I just wanted to enjoy the world series last year, but Canadian spergs kept shitting up the threads with politics treating it like it was a war. They unironically worked themselves into a shoot over fucking baseball to the point that after the game Blow Gays fans were randomly attacking citizens of Toronto mistaking them for American fans, and threatening GO Transit employees because the game went to extra innings and they missed the trains.Like I get being excited for your team and wanting them to win, but if you get so invested emotionally in that shit that you commit multiple felonies because the news cycle worked you into thinking that a sporting competition is a zero sum existential struggle for survival than you have brain worms.
>>153590008We must establish a North American alliance if we wish to keep this gen comfy.
>>153589879A couple weeks ago I went somewhere that ordered pizza and wings from Dominos and the wings were the most bullshit wings you ever saw. There was maybe .5g of protein in each wing they were so small.
>>153590008But I like them <3
>>153590031Toronto is full of retards. Simple as.
>>153590031Thinking Torontonians represent Canada is where you went wrong. It's easy to spot which are which here.
>>153590053I see those interviews with the Toronto youth with their fucked up accents and saying words like gerbert. Cities are the worst
>>153590061yes, the ones constantly screaming and crying about minorities would be pretty obvious extremists in ultraliberal canada.
The only Canadian I personally knew was from Alberta and he was a chill ass dude. So that area is cool in my books
SHL hockey is pathetic, these nerds can't finish scoring chances at all
>>153590123Which game you watching?
>>153589966Music isn't a priority for me; hockey is my priority, but I have a bunch of friends from the local music scene, and their obsession is what I obsess over, like my buddy who owns a record shop>he owns two record shops now
>>153590139Djurgardens IF vs Timra. I think the ice is too big, that's the problem
>>153590099I can speak from personal experience I've met like 3 people who actually talk like that.
>>153590164You're watching the bottom tier teams tbf
>>153590182It sounds fake like they're doing it to fit in
>>153590202Obebro and Leksand are pretty shit and not a bad game actually > Stockholm is on FLOHockey today
>>15358996627 here, I find myself listening to more boomer music as I get older. Zeppelin just recently “clicked” with me and I honestly don’t know why I every avoided it.
>>153590202No wonder, they stink! Why are the Djurgardens fans locked in a glass box?
Actually, Victor Eklund scored a nice goal and those Frondell and Bjorck kids are pretty good
>>153590229Raped retard
Oh GODDAMMIT FUCK
>>153590289KWAB
I hope Sid the kid doesn't play tomorrow, I'm supposed to see him play in two weeks against the Bruins
>>153590289I already know it’s from that dirty illegal hit Wilson did that the cameras scrambled to cut away from. BEHEAD ALL CHEATING CANADIANS
>>153590330Yeah my penguins need him for the playoff race
>>153590356please murder them tomorrow for us
Amerifats I propose a dealWe dont play wilson and bennet tmrwYou dont play the tkatchuksWe have ourselves a nice, honorable game.
>>153590289Rantanen was hurt in third period of yesterday's game vs Canada. Will be re-evaluated when he returns to Dallas regarding severity & timeline of injury.EDIT: Apparently not concern this is season-ending...but exact severity TBD
>>153590414The tkachuks make shit libs seething though
>>153590462He played like 30m yesterday and was still injured for a period?
>>153590289Can't be gooning and injuring others if he's out.
I just hope the gold medal game is a blowout
>HALF A BONG UNTIL BRONZE ROUND
>>153590572>Canadians will be down 3-1 by the end of 2nd period>take it to OT>loseMy final prediction
>>153590462I heard day-to-day or week-to-weeks. Sucks but between Johnston and Robertson I don’t see anything being derailed. Faska’s injury was minor so he’s confirmed for next week and Bichsel is back so it’s not a total loss.
>the city of Stockholm
>>153589673>>153589671I'd never watch nhl anyway, you fags
>>153590600I just hate the suspense
>one thread in the catalogWow /hoc/ really fell off today. Also someone make a fucking thread already.
>the city of Örebro
>Finland went all out against us, injuring themselves, and tiring themselves out of a medal spot at all>Slovakia took it easy all game to save their energy for itFinns will lose.
>>153590637Yes, we can tell
at work desu
we'll all float on
i just spent 60 dominos points on a free medium pizza
>>153590946What toppings
>>153586932And what exactly is more fun to watch than two retards going at each other, I ask you.
>>153590289karma
no rantanen
Hope both teams have a good game, biased towards finland for no reason
forgot how to spell schedule
>>153591141Sad
>>153591205>>153591205>>153591205NEW
>>153585041Canada committed the most war crimes in ww2. Stuff like this is kinda our thing
