Have six
why would anyone ever watch that? like who the fuck cares
How does he do it?
>1-2-3PEDs
>Battlefield>controllernot my GOAT
>the lamest olympic event is also a stat-padding disciplinerace-walk is genuinely more impressive than cross-country skiing. he doesn't even shoot the gun
>>153584043>KWAEBO
>>153584355Go back to xgames wigger
>>153584348>uses a bulky suitcase setup>could just use a modern gaming laptop and plug the controller indamn my goat is retarded
>>153584108you could learn a lot from a WINNER
who's more doped to the gills between him, Phelps and Bolt at their peak?
>>153584043>Klaebo has more golds than all of Canada>elect Trudeau>shift almost all sport funding to women> ? ? ?>profit
>>153584043>turn this on because it was neck and neck on the live timings all race>surely boring as fuck usually but a close race should be worth watching at the end>this cunt was just did the bare minimum staying within a second of his teammate for 49.5km and then pulled away with ease as soon as he felt like it>commentators already knew he had won before it even happenedI feel cheated and I watched for 10 minutes. It was a fake close contest.
Typical asthma drug enjoyer
>>153584407i'm just saying that for a sport that no one gives a fuck about because it is boring and requires no more technique than long distance running, it sure does have a lot of retarded variations. There should be one short cross country event, one long one, and one biathlon. Nix the relays, the intermediate distances, and the silly "nordic combined" (do we get a "Canadian combined" hockey and curling event) and suddenly snoreway is just another nobody country like they are for the other 3 years and 50 weeks.
>>153584691There actually should be seperate competitions for 4v4 and 3v3 hockey. And bandy.
>>153584653When is Veerpalu returning his doped up medals? Blood doping himself and his own son apparently wasn't enough.
>>153584691how the fuck is pedodance that popular? i dont understand
>>153584691>the none of these spikekek
>>153584691>requires no more technique than long distance runningLmao, you're a certified tourist who's never watched a race in your lifeYou can ski for 30 years and you will never get anywhere close to the technique of the top guys athletes
>>15358472330% of the planet are gay and/or pedos Sven, look at how fast the /fs/ threads hit the bump limit here compared with other sports.
>>153584723middle-aged women, mostly.
>>153584691>requires no more technique than long distance runningLmao running requires no technique, just put on shoes and run nigga, sure your form will be shit at first but as you run more your body naturally makes you more efficient. Meanwhile give me a pair of skis and I would fall over just walking.t. 16 minute 5k runner
>>153584691>Sweden and Germany on par with Saudi Arabia in interest in figure skating
>>153584723a lot of pedos and faggots on this planet, Svenalso women
>>153584691>winter sport survey>leaves out austria, switzerland, norway, finland and czechia >literally 5 of the permanent hosts of nordic skiing/biathlonah yes
>>153584793It's only "hard" because the race is hours long and technique starts to falter when you are tired. If the principal technical challenge of your sport is not getting bored, it's not technically difficult. Any other sport in the winter olympics besides sliding and ski jumping (another brainless stat-pad event for norway that no one else cares about) requires 10x the technique of cross country skiing.>>153584935yeah that's the point of the survey. mexico and brazil who have no skin in the game are going to give better answers than northern countries.
>>153585267This is a really stupid way to do a surveyI watch ski jumping, speed skating, alpine skiing, biathlon, cross country skiing, nordic combined and curling regularlyIf I answered this survey it would give 100% of my vote to one of these sports even though I enjoy all of themI imagine the majority of women would answer figure skating in this survey, completely skewing the resultsThose are the casuals who don't actually follow winter sports outside of the OlympicsI couldn't give less of a fuck about what Saudis, Colombians, Mexicans and Peruvians have to say about these sportsThey don't watch themIt's like letting Iraq, Togo and Uruguay vote to exclude hockey from the Olympics
>>153584691>ski jumping 2ndno fucking way. responders are 100% confusing it with other sports.
>>153585500>100% of my vote to one of these sportsthree*
skiing is the swimming of the winter olympics
skiing is the winter olympics
>>153584865Yeah? My dad would have whopped my ass for being a faggot if i turned on fucking ice dance on tv as a kid. Only fairies watch that
>>153585267>it's not technically difficultYou're cluelessGet back to me when you've taken a single Nordic skiing course in your lifeElite skiers strive their entire careers to polish and perfect their techniques, most of them never accomplish thisLook at someone like Jessie Diggins who won the World Cup last seasonHer classical technique is not efficient at all and she's nowhere near the best in diagonal stride, double poling or kick double poleShe's been trying to fix this since she was a child and could never do it before her retirement
>>153584043beardbros..
>>153584691>All these meme countries not even having a single athlete in the OlympicsWhat the fuck is this shitty poll?Alpine skiing is obviously the ultimate winter olympics sport
How would Klaebo fare if he switched to biathlon?
>>153587669You already posted this and got ignored
>>153587743I'll post it again if you don't answer
>>153584701>bandyBASADO
>>153587669Bad
>>153584691>china>mexicopedos confirmed
>>153587669Impossible to answer really, we have no clue how long it would take him to get to a decent skill level in shootingStina and Anamarija are good examples of some amazing skiers that never mastered the shootingHe definitely wouldn't win a sprint with more than 3 misses, that's almost certainGetting to 70% accuracy is hard enough on its own and it's not like the top skiers in biathlon are slow eitherIf his competition hit 80-90% of the targets he'd be fucked in most racesEinar Hedegart was/is a biathlete and he's been extremely competitive in freestyle, beaten Klæbo in most racesHe's as fast as Klæbo at everything in a 10km-15km freestyle race other than the finishArguably a better climber than Klæbo tooHe's done fairly poorly in biathlon so far, can't nail the shooting
