>Sat 21.02.14.15 Skiskyting - W Mass Start 12.5km>Sun 22.02.10.00 Langrenn - W Mass Start Classic 50kmPrevious thread: >>153564745
wtf i love ski cross now?
First for total Elvira win
What FPS game is he playing? Battlefield? Thinking it's BF because it looks like there's green squad names in the bottom left of the screen?
Germanybros, can I order a Vanessa success today?
>>153584176this but Hanna
It's almost over...
>>153584179Ask Boris
5th for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
>>153584177yeah
>>153584177>fps>controlleri hate kläbo now
>>153584177>fps with a controllerWhat a pleb
>>153584177Apparently it is just that! >To take his mind off all of those expectations and introduce a routine he can follow during his more than 250 days on the road every year while competing, Klaebo turns to video games, including the first-person shooting game “Battlefield.”He also switched rooms in the team accommodation because his first room's wifi sucked.
>>153584199>>153584201>hits you with aim assistNothing personal, kid
>skimo relay time before the biathlon
its like they’re skiing to sweden after the norsk hydro heavy water raid
>>153584215aim assist = cheats stupid cheater
How many today?
Ugh this looks like such an unfun thing to do on skees.
>>153584236Spoiler that shit
Skimo Girls are looking T I T E
Lmao at the bunny hop
Couldn't Klæbo just compete in Skimo for more easy golds?
Do you guys also take the stairs when climbing mountains?
klaebo, or michael phelps?
>>153584301I'm sure he could just keep going after that little 2h warmup.
WOAT!!!!Time to change name from /calle/ to /klaebo/
I thought ski mountaineering was about going up the mountain before sunrise, take nice panorama photos and crash against trees or rock or being buried under an avalanche on the way downNever seen them sprinting upstairs
>>153584314Yes
>WORST SKIERS IN HISTORYplease use our flag as toilet paper, its fucking overthe only thing we produce of any worth now is videogames but with laughable content updates
>>153584353Why single out a 36 year old man that’s been washed for years in their stupid picture. Should have been a picture of poromaa smiling at the sidelines
>>153584353battlefield 6 is in a dire situation
The last biathlon event
>>153584314nomight as well go to the mall instead if you do
>>153584177What's his K/D?
>>153584177What kind of gaming laptop is that?
>>153584412I would love to climb that with barefoot shoes. Barefoot shoes + mountain hiking is a match made in heaven.
Marthe cute
german startlist poster where are you?
*loses again*
playground mountaineering
>>153584456He took a Playstation to Italy with him.
>>153584236
>>153584504He may be hit by the new captcha shit that requires you to whitelist sites, I'll fill in.
>>153584460JUST NU: FIASKO
Justine will winCheck'em
1. Hristova2. Elvira3. Johansen
I can't handle another French win bros
Are you going to miss Branzi and D'oro?
1. Lisa
>>153584607One of them for sure
did klaebo win
>>153584625you bet
>>153584423about three fiddy
Kaoslopp inc (for everyone but france)
>>153584177>everything after BF2 being a Battlefield by anything other than name
>>153584623those breasts don’t look very aerodynamic
>>153584607F for both.
>Franzi wants children immediately after her retirement>But I'd be damned if I can bear looking at children as ugly as her Based Schempp covering his homosexuality pretty well
>hand over the medals!
>>153584607who?
>>153584668>I'm just gonna say it...I really, really like Women.
GOLD - MINKKINEMSILVER - PREUSSBRONZE - WIERER
i want to be dominated by doro
>>153584696ogey
>>153584696I'll take it
>>153584696Frogs will deny this kino outcome
>>153584177this is some next level autism
>>153584607Doro yes for sure
>>153584696imagine preuss not choking on the last shoot
French podium sweep incoming
Wtf we just had earthquake but now biathlon time
CAM ON RANZI ONE MORE FOURTH
>>153584722Please don't
GIVE BRANZI YOUR ENERGY
Time for Francesweepslol
as a recent calle watcher, I'm low-kirk rooting for Maren
COME ON HOBBITSSON!COME ON BESTBERG!
Ranzi has nothing to lose, why doesn't she just SHOOT and KILL all french women and the red minge
Did Passleroïd even race the relay ? What a KWAB
let's go bois
allez, les filles!
Do it for her Branzi
>>153584759pls no, i can't take it anymorei have french shooting fatigue
>a fucking daneWhat ?!
francewinslol
>>153584316Phelps longest distance was 400m, he's a strokebabby
>>153584794Norwegian defector. I used to work for her family's law firm.
JUST can't shoot shit but I want to believe
>>153584316Swimming is a meme sport for statpadders
>>153584806wagecuck
LETS GOOOO
>>153584814
jules!
D O R O ORO>BranziKWAB
Julia has her teammates' credit cards waiting for her at the finish line
SUVI
JUST bros ...
I have frog fatigue
Not a great start
>>153584829I don't get it
LTHbros…
Just realized Private Hauser is in the race.
>ad breakfucking rai 2 holy shit
>LTH 3 misses from first proneWtf
no Tanne no party
Today I feel Bulgarian
>>153584877*Copper scraping intensifies*
Is it me or Hristova has insane shooting during these Olympics? I don't think she has missed a single target.
Tried HBOMax, it had brittish commentators, the absolute retardation they were spouting made me switch back to the the commercial broadcast
>>153584901>The eternal anglo What did you expect
>>153584896Missed some but I don't remember what race. Might have been sprint
Doro will go for fast shooting and fail, literally every race the same
bestberg is gaining
>>153584877based
>>153584909better to shoot fast and fail than shoot slow and fail anyways
>>153584901Every time I listen to British or American casters they can't stop talking about mindgames. I suspect they know little about the sport
>>153584901Worked fine for me, always italian commies (even good ones) and very few ads breaks, 12 euros well spent
é finita
>>153584909fast shooting is only taking on substantial risk for miniscule return. Just get an average time and skiing is all that matters>>153584920>
GO ELVIRA!!
JUST
its so over. it has never been over like this before
Fuck off Elvira
branzi...
GO LORA
LETS GO HOBBITSSON
>ZukMore like Suck.
Lora, Suvi and Marthe Fanclub Norway
Women shoot better than men
>justputain
S U V I>>153584896Lora's misses so far in these Olympics:>mixed relay1 spare on prone, 1 on standing>sprint1 on prone
>JUSTIt's so OVER
>>153584973Wind is much easier today.
>>153584973>somebody pulls up statistics to argueWe all know what we see with our eyes!
>>153584940>HBOmaxIt's somehow 5.99€ here
suvi too slow
>suvi slowNot again
more like AssVira amirite?
>>153584991water is wet
anything but a french win again
Julia is cooked
>>153584996actually water is not wet
>>153584991>>153584993I'm still thinking she's betting on shooting, not skiing. It's a four-shoot race after all.
>>153585000She's just smart, trust the payements service process.
was this an Iceland flag? I don't remember seeing a dottir ever.
>>153585013i saw one in slalom
>>153585013Karo switch to Biathlon
French are gliding on air, check their skis!
>>153585013German defector, I used to sweep floors for her family's business
it's Hristov'in time!
>>153585010shame it just wont pay off today because others are shooting too well
>>153585027Learn to fart
>>153585027>gliding on airthat's slower than gliding on snow, dummy
holy fuck! Amazing slurperino. All the Others who had a miss already caught Up.
>Lora 6thit's happening again
that's it i'm cheering for hristova
GOOOOOOOO
Doro and Ranzi should book a trip to Hochfilzen
Doro skiing all out
LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA LORA
Death to fraudster
>frogs missing
>Branzi
LORAAAAAAAAAA
LORAAAAA
Lora bros its happening!
C'est fini...
CAM ON ANNA
ELVIRA
>Simonrip
L O R A
GO VANESSA
>hettich-walzdeceased>branziska........
If Simon doesn't get a medal then I'm happy
>HristovaI’m thinking wolfgangs training is just doping
>1/5 from PreußYeah good decision to retire holy shit
stream off
bulgaria is basically our little brother anyways, just look at their flag
Why did the Öberg sisters hit the wall so early?
Elvira cannot lose this, there is no way
I think it's Hristova's time bros. She'll make no mistake in the last shooting.
Sex with Ocean
>>153585095Ireland is your little fratello
>>153585098Shut up!
>>153585098>>153585101
>>153585096hanna still looks good
Luckily I have beer
>>153585069the cope from the ARD söyböy ist unreal>she said before the race it's not about the result, she just want to enjoy the last race
4. Vanessa
totalfiaskoextrakollaps incoming
>>153585120I was referring to their perfomance
>>153585096Hanna is still pretty, Elvira was never pretty.
Holy shit Lora can actually do it again, also Hobbitsson's shooting is probably the best of her Olympics.Yo France anons, is it true that Bened has been salty because the French team put JUSTine here instead of her, they've mentioned that on Yle like twice now.
Branzi and LTH reunited
>>153585123I drank it all yesterday
>>153585120>>153585129you must have got their names mixed up? Elvira is the hotter younger one
This is our very last chance of medal in the OlympicsPlease let us win
>>153585141hanna is the hotter older one
>>153585105Put your dick in mariana's trench
Kirkeeide is pretty cute, I'm rooting for her
>>153585133Dunno, they just showed her on screen, she's probably seething while watching JUST perform like that.
CAM ON MARTHE
>>153585146Okay you can get bronze and we will be 4th :-)
>>153585146nigga you already got a bunchlet us have one
>>153585146You have already won enough. We have not won anything. Only lost guaranteed golds
Can Branzi still medal?
>>153585160cute
>>153585127Are swedish media really the only ones who mock their athletes after they fail?
I miss Plumpvira. This bimbo Ozempicvira I don't like.
>>153585162lul
>>153585159We choked in all the other sports. You guys already have bobsleigh.
I think Simon will shoot fast and get first unfortunately
fucking french wax strikes again
>>153585160B-but you won my heart
>>153585172but does that even count
CAM ON LORA HIT SOME FAKIN TARGETS
I hate to say this, but come on Elvira
OCÉANE
Elvira why so slow
>Yle calling Lora's skiing speed "disturbingly good"Give praise to Pichler.
what the hell is the zoom on the boots during the downhill part. I cannot remember it ever being like this before.
can we get another 4th place?
>>153585179i dont think they wax at all if im being honest
allez oceane!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153585172Bob is literally like 3 eventsI wish we could statpad like the dutch with 5000 speed skating races
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LORA NOOOOOOOO
Lorabros...
VAI DORO
FUCK
NEEEEEEEEEJOR JAAAAA MIDGETSSON
FUUUUUCK THE FRENCHTEREZA POME KURVA
K I N OINO
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
SKI SOME FUCKING SKIS HOBBIT
TEAM MIDGET
FEMLET SUPREMACY
дepьмo
MIDGET
Ski race
DORO doesnt have legs to medal
Choookeeeee
>mhhh should i get gold or miss this last shot?
So many chokes
CHOCKEXTRA
>>153585173nostradamusanon
COME ON DOROYOU CAN DO IT
CAM ON DORO
>Tereza and Hobbitsson leadCOME ON WORK THOSE STUBBY LEGS NOW
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ TIME TO FUCKING SKI
Can’t beat the french skis
love marthe :)
so many chokes I don't even know which one to meme
TODAY I FEEL CZECH
I don't have high hopes.
Fr*nch fatigue
ALLEZ OCEANE
COME ON ANNA!!!
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR CUNT IS BEHIND CZECHIA ON THE BIATHLON MEDAL TABLE
How can Anna NOT win when she has not had a single miss?
wierer looks slow
i‘m predicting a francewinslol
ho boy
>7.8It’s Joever
Vobornikova out of nowhere!
I've been team Tereza since her junior championship
>>153585260Swedish skiis
Julia is cooked. Océane is our only hope now
>czechiawins
>>153585260short legs
FRENCH SKIS ARE CHEATING
Makule status?
COME ON TEREZA AND HOBBITSSON
If France wins I'm going to vomit
COME OOOON
Hobbit nooooo!
NOOOOOO, FIASKOEXTRA TIME!
NO OCEANE PLEASE
NOOOOOOO NOT THE FRECNHVORBORNI PLS
oceanbros are loving it
KINO KINO KINO
STOP LOOKING BEHIND YOU
COME ON
>>153585290same with france and norway. these olympics have been a vomithon
fuck
I fucking hate this sport
Fucking frogs man
KILL THE SWEDISH WAX TEAM
LET'S GOOOOOOO CATCH HER
OCEAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
ALLEZ
Please god no...
>>153585228Look at the timesVanessa would only have been 4th without the miss anyway
Czechia save us\o/\o/\o/\o/
FUCKING FRENCH CHEAT AGAIN STAY AWAY
GOD I HATE FRENCH SKIS
I hate this sport. Even when we shoot well we lose. What's the point.
bye tereza
The smør... it's a bom...
det är över för oss.
GO GO GO GO GO GO OCEANE
>midget skiing
We are the Norway of Biathlon
GO TEREZA GO
I hate France
>>153585336just ski faster bro?
fuck off jew
>francewinslol
es ist vorbei
BURN DOWN THE SWEDISH WAX BUS
>>153585336Shooting doesn't matter bro.Only skiing matters
>Czechskiing
It's over. Fuck this olympics
no storybook ending for doro because this sport can't have nice things while a top nation is kept out. enjoy another medal for the credit card scammer instead
another FIASKO headline being written as we speak
gg ez
*vomits*
the podium will be with 2 look alike girls kek
Merci les filles ! They were monstrous!
>>153585367she shouldn't have missed
DAMN THESE SHORT LEGSBut a medal for the Czechs, I'm happy for her!
>>153585373a pretty looking boy
>>153585367>top nation is kept outEvery top one is here though?
Fuck Norway
You guys should learn how to ski
if voigt didn‘t miss that last shot she would have been fourth :(
I hate Simon
LMFAO they think Vanessa would have medalled if she hadn't missed
ABSOLUTE MOGGINGBSOLUTEMOGGINGOGGINGALL SMILES
why coudln't stina's biathlon career succeed? surely she would ski faster than these hacks?
Just learn to ski bros
I'd like to say that LOU is a fucking loser.I suspected it when she fucking fell in the last race to win the big globe. and now she's confirming it at the olympics.
Congrats Frenchbros
Just commit illegalities or immoral acts and you'll medal for sure
>>153585367There is always the option to go home, apologize and pay reparations
>"Hey, that's my wallet!"
I hate it all
SMÖREBOMAGAIN
happy for michelon
>>153585399FASTER
Best Frog won. Bronze for midget. Can't be too madggs
baserga is packing some serious ass
lora probably wouldnt have medalled even with 5/5
Will Lisa and D'oro hug?
If we'd started Bened instead of JBB, we'd have sweeped the podium... It's hard to be a French fan when you have to put up with such incompetence, believe me.
going to be very empty slopes this sportlov as nobody wants to associate with biggest losers in olympic history
How are french so good at this???
>>153585367>Russia>top nation>biathlonkek>mogged by
>>153585402She was never that fast and her shooting percentage went down after her 2nd season. Just like Lampic, but Lampic was/is faster.
Where did GB finish?
rest in fucking piece branziska
Happy with bronze or mad that you lost gold/silver?
Happy for vobornikova atleast
>>153585367They hate him cause he said the truth
What is she thinking right now?
Feelsgood.Happy for the girls.Probably our last medal of these games.Vive le Biathlon.
i'm little upset that we don't did the sweep
>>153585367Stop cheatingStop invading your neighboorsSimple as
>>153585307Kek what a kwab
We overcame Biathlon.Langrenn is next, beware.
Michelon is so petite
>>153585411>asking russians to not be niggers for 5 secondsThat's like asking the shit not to stink
>>153585455congrats
The french will lose all the medals when ski wax cheat get exposed
>Tereza crying tears of joyHeartwarming.
>>153585455>Makule exposed Chad Midgeteresabros we won
>oceane michelon has no world cup victoriesI'M GONNA NOOOOOOOOTICE
How is Jeanne Richard feeling right now?
So will Frida choke away the gold tomorrow? I assume Ebba will crash 10 times and end in 43rd place. It will be norwaywinslol again.
no more biathlon for the next 4 yearswith doro out i can see us choking for generations to come
>>153585464we're part of the good guys, it's not called cheating, it's called optimising.
kms
>>153585474They literally had f1 skis while everyone else was on folkrace skis
>>153585464god i hope so
>We are literally behind Brits in medal ranking without biathlon>Our biathlon athletes combined would be top 10 in the table, above Klaebo
dunno man, this seems kinda weird
Can't believe Branzi and Doro both won gold
PAS NORMAL
>>153585480Lisa win in Kontiolahti incoming.
why are these bums celebrating
>>153585404at least she did well in relays
>>153585495>Swedes can't cope with high altitude stages Every fucking time.At least suomi genepool of Bonzi saved the day.
NEEEEEEJEXTRA
>>153585480The minimum I expect for next Olympics at home is sweeping all the podiums of biathlon
Haven't seen any updates on Fridas status, will she even start?
>Océane Michelon got heart surgery in 2023Huh, what did they do to her? Did we develop a new performance enhancing technology?
>>153585434>zero (нoль) medals and getting told to fuck off with their gay little helmeteven our 10%-strong team managed to mog them thanks to that new memeclimb event
>>153585517It's NEEEEJOVER
>>153585523Series 7 sports heart by Jensen.
Uhh, what about the girls that won medals?
>>153585521Ebba will save us, no worries
>>153585510we had no chance against french cheating skis
>>153585528All AIN athletes are defectors that signed a statement denoucing Russia and Putin
Learn to wax
>>153585540Really happy for Tereza, too bad Hobbitsson didn't make the podium.
>>153585539I'll take the yamaha one pls.
HIPP HIPP
>>153585521Don't worry about it
>>153585480even without Doro and Lisa you can't suffer
>>153585528Russia got mogged by Ukrainian women in Sochi in 2014 when they won gold in the biathlon relay, just after you guys tried the coup which lead to the Euromaidan
It was a kino race except for the result desu, it's like watching norwegians win all over
>>153585581She's a meme, I only rate her in relays
>>153585581YPU CAN'T SUFFER IN ITALY
Justine failed her olympics, she might be very bitter and spill the beans about the wax.
>>153585578cute bum
>>153585587Jesus fucking Christ, stop this cringe or take it to pol where it belongs
Brutal
I'm looking up Calle on wikipedia and notice he has had some pretty high positions in the past, especially world championship of 2023, when he was just a few seconds behind Klaebo in 50 kmSo how come he is so fucking shit now? Is it age?
>>153585598I need more gossip about Jeanne's crimes
>>153585587funnily enough i celebrated the shit out of that when it happened because i was a naive self-hating libtard in 9th grade
>>153585610We let too many medals to N*rway
Magnusson get cucked hard on this one
>>153585614She once stole my Semen
>>153585627when did the brain damage occur that change you?
I’m bitter
i don't think i've ever seen a sneedskating mass start before, is there potential for short track-like chaos?
Cant wait to lose to Finns later and end with 0 medals!
>>153585627and now you're a proud Russki struggling to take ground in Ukraine after 4 years when it was supposed to be a 2 week special operation? Spaghetti for brains
>>153585610I'm feeling grumpy, what a shitty olympics
>Giacoomer dood>Dothotea dood>Passleroïds dood>Hoffer doodWAT NOU ?
>>153585630MYLF.COM debute when?
Splitting the republic was a mistake. Could have piggy backed to few medals
>>153585670It's not that bad. Better than expected for our girls I would say
>>153585647
Countries I hate so much:NorwayFrance
Counting medals this is the second best olympics ever for Sweden,doesn't feel like it though
>>153585721Your seethe sustains us on cold winter nights.
>>153585721KWAB
>missed everything because of a birthday well, at least i got cake
>>153585697I'm rooting for germany though, don't care about your girls and men's love affairs
>>153585743Happy birthday!
>>153585721Based
>>153585743What kind of cake?
>>153585749Put a name on so I can filter you
>>153585734Everyone took advantage of the ban of Roïdssian Federation.More medals for everyone.
>>153585721why hating the best ? You have to learn from them
>She's already thinking about RetirementNo, don't take my thuringian witch away!
>>153585734Cause this was the last time for us to perform, we have zero regrowth, once the langrenn girls are gone we’re doomed. All the young people are arabs and few northern whites are funneled into hockey
>>153585761Aww cute
>>153585752take this higher res
>>153585761>Tereza and Oceane
>>153585767rude, but I don't expect anything else from Norwegians
>>153585768It's better than get the medals 5 years later when they found they was doping
Julia Simon didn’t steal that one
>>153585761she doesn't look happy to me. But I'm an autism who can't read emotions at all.
anna almost crying in the interview :(
>>153585784We have some great talents like Myhlback but for some reason he prefers training for amateur events like ski classic.
protect czech winters
>>153585822Women cry when they are happy, i know it’s retarded
>>153585768y-yeah
They hugged. Oceane probably wasn't one of Simon's many many victims
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>153585750not mlne, but thanks anyway >>153585756cheesecake, some kind of chocolate/brownie mix, and bløtkake
Michelon a cute. I buy tires for she
>>153585842she received a very sloppy kiss on the forehead from Jewles
>>153585858Nice. My dad always makes bløtkake with marsipan for birthdays.
>>153585840
why did we let them go?
It's over
>biathlon at the Olympics is officially finishedIt feels hard to believe
>>153585932love me some dark rings under the eyes
>>153585932she's not Gabi but she'll do
>>153585943Yeah, can't believe won Preuss so many medals. Worthy of a defending globe athlete.
WTF This is how all of my Olympic screenshots turned out
>>153585963>deutschland fighting to defend 6th place
>>153585963grim
>>153585943
>>153585987they're gonna get more bob medals soon
>>153585963kek>>153585966why girl sad?>>153585986hardware acceleration
>>153585963Please be healthy frida and bump us up to sixth.
>>153586002i wish we had easy statpadding disciplines
>>153585963kek
>>153586013thinkin of sweden
>>153586016what's wrong with Frida? I saw her story yesterday I think it said she only got out of bed at 14?
>>153586053Low Orange Levels
>>153586053>what's wrong with Frida?She’s swedish.
>>153586063they can't ship in a sun tanning bed on short notice? they should've used DHL
>>153586050understandable. makes me sad at times as well>>153586053she's just like me fr fr
>>153586091I send things everyday at work, DHL is fucking atrocious, constant ”lost” packages with fuck all compensation, even our hated Postnord is way better
elvira confirmed skis were shit and died last two laps
>>153586145I have eyes
I find Lollo very attractive
>>153586053Hangs around Linn Svahn, who's always sick or injured.
>>153586184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoZq3rjzKI0Ugh I love italian women so much bros...
