Men's Mass Starthttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/ms/m/ms----------------/sfnl/--------/race-result>15:00 CET - Men's Mass Start Semifinals>16:40 CET - Men's Mass Start FinalWomen's Mass Starthttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/ms/w/ms----------------/sfnl/--------/race-result>15:50 CET - Women's Mass Start Semifinals>17:15 CET - Women's Mass Start Final
henlo frens :D
what's with this sport, it's like a meat market
*skates into the thread*
>>153585259henlo netherfren
I remember mass start being kino in beijing
great mass
what's mass start? 50 people on the track?
Looking forward to this
>>153585270>>153585301tards
>>15358532716 max I think
how come dutch men isn't as good as dutch women at speedskating?
Info for the tourists:2 semi finals, top 8 goes through to the finalCountries can send up to 2 skaters but they will be split between the semisThe result is technically points based with intermediate sprints giving points, but the final sprint gives so many more points that for the top 3 (also in the final), only that one countsHowever, in the semis the intermediate sprints are relevant because scoring points in those can guarantee a top 8 finish into the final
This is our last medal chance Let Lollo win
nice specs
>>153585439Broad hips....
>Mass startShort track visits the long track?
>>153585439Damn those hag hips
>>153585385is it top 8 in each semi or the top 8 total from both?
>>153585471top 8 in each, 16 in final
nice stache
Im assuming the dutch are favourites again?
>>153585385
we lost biathlon :(
>>153585439
>>153585509Don't count on it.
>>153585515what a meme
kek denmark
They're not racing
>>153585509>Men'sNo, lol
cam on wheres the fakin falls
why don't they do ALL races in the long track? the short track is laughably small
why did stolz fall back so far after the sprint
Cam on I wanted to see this.. tv is only showing biathlon win scenes
>>153585515>we need to make 539th different medal event for speed skating
do speed skaters get a bigger right buttock than the left one cos they're always pushing out to the right?
>>153585509Bergsma won 2 world cups but it was with surprise attacks at correct momentshe's good at this game but he's not a sprinter
>>153585509not really in this format that's closer to short track
What are points? Sounds gay
I have no idea what's going on
he skates today :)
>>153585601>>153585607they sprint every 4 laps and the top 3 places get points
>>153585576for every lap they do they do another lap in the reverse direction afterwards to balance it out
>>153585522Hardly a surprise
>>153585601it's like a points race in cycling
this transmission is gayfucking show who gets how many points after sprints you morons
>>153585613He skates now
Dutchbros, is there an elimination event where the last person across the line each lap is eliminated?
>>153585641olympicstreams is down to like 144p quality i can't see shit
>>153585558Most of the time you only need three points
our guy wasn't final material anyways
Short track was kino this is shit sucks. Wheres the death
>>153585648no, but it has been a suggestion to replace this formatthey're thinking about it at the ISU
There's too much stuff going on today, I can't even take a piss
>>153585624mass start where half the runners goes in the opposite direction would be hilarious
>>153585648>>153585658>we want the fall guys crowd
mass start is a better racing format than short track
bergsma is a frisian faggot
>So it's short track but on a long track
>>153585676the point system sucks.just make it a normal race ffs
>>153585671have only 1 going the opposite direction make it british bulldog on ice
>>153585678Many such cases
>>153585620what's the point in three quarters of the laps then?
>>153585684nothis is velodrome racing without bikes
>>153585689it will be a normal race in the finals
>>153585695recovery and you get more points on the last lap see >>153585515
>>153585691ice buffalo competition
>>153585689without sprints in the middle here and in cycling, they would just do nothing for the whole race and then go full power for 2 turns
>>153585607
>>153585301who was in the wrong here?
>>153585674Was looking through the velodrome events to find out which one this would be called and was reminded of that one. Seems a better format desu.
>>153585684imagine if they did this in athletics>200m>200m but on a 50m track
>stage racingThe fuck is this Nascar bullshit, i thought it was a straight 16 lap race
>>153585678Aren't most of your skaters Frisian? Everyone I've looked up so far has been, except for Jutta.
>>153585727imagine someone dale'ing
>>153585717They do this in swimming>500m in a 50m pool>1000m in a 50m pool>2000m in a 50m pool>...
>>153585717>200m but on a 50m trackkeely hodgkinson just beat a world record from the day she was born on an indoor trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCR0WPuyIME
Mass start should be on the short track
Is there any ice scooter that could be used for pacing like the keirin?
>>153585765>t. Agent of Chaos
>>153585770it's the guy with the lowest number for the first lap
>>153585753500m in a 8m backyard pool would be KINO.
business idea: horse racing on ice
They were showing this on tv when I was waiting in line at the bank, but it seemed like I was the only one watching. Do normies just not care about these games at all?
>>153585807hobby horse racing on ice
>>153585812Well you're in America so...yeah
>>153585807this is the real reason russia is banned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SakwwIzTqLM
our gold medal biathloner is crying at the ceremony - which I am forced to watch as it is the only thing they will broadcast
Are there points in final too?
>However, the speed skating will take place in pre-existing venues in either Turin in northern Italy, or Heerenveen in the Netherlands. >Edgar Grospiron, president of the French Alps 2030 organising committee, said holding the speed skating outside France was a condition agreed with the IOC upon becoming hosts of the Games. The french can't even host the games on their own, pathetic
>FallShort track won't be denied.
NORD DOWN NORD DOWN
just tuned it, how is it so far?
looool swiss guy did a cool trick
>>153585845torinobros we are so back
SWING AND A MISS FOR THE SWISS
>>153585845We don't want to see this 'sport' here
the swiss guy got carried to the last lap and kwabbed himself lol
KWAB
>jilek waits for wenger and helps him to the front>wenger fallsjej, wenger was his mentor who got him into skating
>>153585851pretty lame tbqh
>>153585753right but imagine if they did all that again but in a 15m pool
>>153585746PROBLEMSSPINNER OUT OF 4
Norway rage kek
>>153585845more CO2 rink I hope
>>153585845that's so gay same with surfers in franceit's just another competition for them that has nothing to do with olympic spirit and union in the village
>lollo nextCALL THE ZAMBONI
If men are falling on this race, the Women's race is gonna be a bloodbath
This format is impressively shitty considering how awesome everything on this ice was previous
>>153585869thanks for repeating those two faggot commentators
>fall>miss qualificationkek
More like CRAPuran, get him off the ice!
>>153585910>slipsterland
FARTHOFER IS BACK
>>153585910>I got this I got this>OH N-
only 11 people gained points? what about the last 5 places
>gelato italiano
aha
>odor>farthoffer
>>153585862Feel like this guy could have pulled it back and came in like 4th here. Instead he gave up
>>153585910
>>153585938Only get points for coming top 3 at various points, so you can finish with 0 if that was never you
>>153585959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
extremly gay discipline
Are we in a break for the ice jannies to do their job?
IMAGINE
>IMAGINE THERE'S NO COUNTRIESI hate this song
>communist song comes on>close the streamsimple as
>>153586007No, it's just a very slow parade.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE CHINESE GIRL CUTE CUTE CUTE EARS
>>153586007
>>153586030where the hell are you watching?
>no Imagine in thr opening ceremonyWill they have it at the closing or was this it?
>>153586034Is here here, or does he only do Short Track?
>>153586034Lollobrigida third gold, I can feel it in my bones
who let a cat compete
>Event specifically designed to show which country is the best at a given sport>DUDE WHAT IF THERE WERE NO COUNTRIESFeels a bit contradictory.
>semenova
>>153586060>everyone would compete under the neutral flag.>Only IOC theme at every medal ceremony
>>153586041CBC on streaming websiteThere was a chinese girl with cat/bear ears and it seems everybody missed it :(
>>153586086>>153586072Nevermind webmbros don't dissapoint
>>153586072binyu is cute
Is the insta whore competing here?
>>153586072damn she cute
>>153586144You'll have to be more specific.
>>153586144which one anon? if you mean jutta, no she already went home
>>153586086MERDEEEEE il faut un VPNI really wanted to see the women mass start but they're STILL showing the biathlon women ceremony
nice we get more Lola
Who's the babe with the big frizzy hair
>Europeans getting into Mamma Mia over the loudspeakersthey're so precious. I hate ZOG for what they are doing to that continent.
mamma mia!
The Olympics seem so fun in personwent in 2010, but was a wee ladI should look into 2028 tickets but I know it will be retarded pricing wise with all of Hollywood shitting up the venues.
>>153586191>american flag
>>153586144Need to narrow it down anon
>mia manganelloget these hags outta here
>>153586157J'utilise des vpns gratuits en extension google c'est trés simple à utiliser
>mia manganelloey i'm skatin here
>36that bitch 50
that thing looked at me
>>153586235brehs
>>153586235jesus
>>153586152>>153586155
>>153586230nom ?>>153586235she should be arrested
>>153586235what the hell
>>153586235Imagine the grip
>>153586235Jebus
>>153586235Now thats a camel toe
>>153586251Urban vpn proxy
they literally cannot skateis that why they only manage to field 13?
God I love women's ass
women are such a joke
>>153586235
>first lap with no passing allowed, then the race officially begins on the second lapwhy?
>These people are the best in the world
>>153586290weed out the weak
>>153586293MOOSE KNUCKLE
>>153586290ever watched motorsports?
The little Austrian falling on her bum immediately, awww
This event is a joke
>>153586299how does that make sense?>>153586314no, no interest in cars
>>153586320She's so cute
imagine if one of them farts
I want Tas to win, only because she cried when she lost out on a medal last time. I'm not gonna be a good parent am I
>final is just a normal raceOh thank god
>>153585949he looks like young trump
what's the point of hanging back and missing all the sprint points?
>>153586134suz
>>153586365seems only the top athletes go for the sprint points to guarantee their spots
>>153586365Saving energy for later if you're confident
>>153586235>last full day >this cameltoe shows upit's an Olympic miracle
>>153586365save your energy for the last lap
does lap time mean anything? it's just sprint points?
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and now after 50 minutes of showing the biathlon and mountaineering ceremonies, they're showing... the men's mass speed skating
>>153586365to touch the butt of the skater in front
>>153586293elephanthoofbros we're in the final
wtf 60 points at the end, why even get the early points
>>153586418bronze medal curling is the only other thing on I think
>>153586425because you only need like 3 or 5 to get to the final, you can bank it and conserve your energy for the final
>>153586425Brought to you by the same retards who came up with quiddich
>>1535864255 points guarantees the final
>>153586430Yes I have that on the other screen
>I'll never sniff that Jap girl after a race
>>153586333checked, she did well in the end
>Win the first sprint>Auto qualify>Nothing Personal
why the fuck are there "points" in a racing sport?
PARKJIWOO
you're either a sprintchad or packcel
I get the sense that the only people who watch this are those into hags.
>>153586461So the refs can rig
>>153586476There was a nice shot of the Nip as well
>>153586461it gets the people going
Massive ass on that American
cute snozzle on the swiss
>American outfits
>>153586492
>>153586534GOD DAYUM
>>153586534Cheers
>>153586492I'm looking for a nip shot not a Nip shot
is the first place person allowed to suddenly stop during the first lap, making everyone pass her, and getting disqualified?
Webm of cutie #12 waving at the cam?
>>153586476>German girl will never come flying into my lap
they're allowed to touch each other? what if someone did an assgrab
whats the distance on this
why do they put their hands on each other's asses?
>>153586560you wouldn't?
>Conga Line: The SportI am SEATED
ONE LAP TO GO SPONSORED BY CREDIT ONE BANK
>>153586558
if the "neutral" athlete gets gold, what anthem do they play at the medal ceremony?
>>153586573>>153586551
>>153586574the russian oneidk desu
>>153586574winter games on the NES
>>153586574the olympic anthem
This looks like me playing Gran Turismo against the CPU.
Is our chick a lap ahead or behind?
>>153586574>>153586583its an anthem specificall created for these winter games>>153586585they're not allowed to use the olympic anthem or flag anymore
>>153586574Darude - Sandstorm
how is greta so far in front
>>153586532>chinese outfits
>>153586573Thanks
kekthat canadian is karening out
>>153586574Party rock
>>153586603She's got red hot American blood pumping through her veins
>>153586606flavourtown, guanzhou
>>153586618yeah the bugwoman elbowed her and then slipped
>>153586599>they're not allowed to use the olympic anthem or flag anymoreYeah they play some piece of classical music. It happened once or twice in 2024.
>sport know for ridiculous results based on falling and taking other people out>everyone slows down and bunches up as much as possibleare these people fucking retarded?
>>153586574Guts theme. it then rains even if they are indoors and they have to look at the ground
Came really close to some kino there
SLURP
what if you get enough early point, and just walk the rest? like a good 10 minute behind everyone
>>153586606MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
>>153586599>its an anthem specificall created for these winter gameshave a link to listen to it?>they're not allowed to use the olympic anthem or flag anymorei noticed that, do you know why?
>>153586633this is not nascar
>>153586651if you score 6 points in the first 2 sprints you can just ez ride and do nothing because you will advance to the final
Based
>>153586642aggro crag in the olympics when
>>153586633>sport know for ridiculous results based on falling and taking other people outThat's short track lad
>>153586640if I was there I would constantly touch the butts
>>153586651getting lapped is elimination, but otherwise yeah they could chill
>>153586655seems like it was used in paris toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKLkub-pEFw
>>153586651all the good points are on the last lap
>>153586677the rink is so big, how are they getting lap, and wouldn't that tire out the frontrunner trying to lap you
>>153586651thats basically what our gal greta myers did. banked 3 then took it easy
>>153586640>sexual harassment in full view of the world
Sorry but that 2nd semi final was just absurd
cheeky
>>153586692it's hard to get lapped in such a short race, but I was just saying that you can't just go at walking pace
this is ok, but i would rather them do elinmination races from cycling and rolletblading instead
>>153586701the finals will be more chaotic
>>153586677so a guy could theoretically eliminate everyon?
So points and intermediate sprints are pointless in final?
>>153586722maybe for world rankings but I doubt they matter here
chinese qt didn't score a single point :(
>>153586722they matter for the ranking but the top 3 spots give so much point that they are essentially medals
>>153586708How many points is that?
time for italy to rig the ice
>>153586666Checked
>>153586677yes one person can theoretically eliminate the whole pack, if that happens the ranking order depends on when you got lapped
>>153586743No one will care in the OlympicsI guess it will be semen slurping until last 3 laps in final
>>153586750
>>153586708SUUURE But when I do this at work its sexual harassment
>>153586753>>153586720was for you>>153586722they can matter for some smaller countries because placing top 8 in the olympics sometimes gives them funding until the next onebut it won't matter for the podium
Consider this: 50cm tall hurdle that you have to jump over every round
>>153586642I'm still upset the tokyo archery dj actually put it on but it got cut off after 20 seconds for the medal ceremony
this milino cortina song got stuck in my head fucking hate it lads
>>153586681thanksdo you know why they can't use the olympic flag anymore?
That Netherlands guy is weird looking.
>>153586820to further dehumanize them
>>153586795>>153586642like from berserk?
>>153586820Copyright
>>153585301jesus christ, is her eye ok??
>>153586722they would only matter if someone in top 3 got carded after the fact
>race ends>instantly go to commercialsholy shit nbc
>>153586846but why did it change in 2024 suddenly? or why not just ban then outright
>>153586838There is not 1 (ONE) Dutch person that looks normal
>>153586848yes the dj was one of only soulful thing about tokyo
>>153586820think they just don't want the olympic rings to be associated with russians. they're really protective of them as a brand.
america getting eviscerated in the curling (for a bronze)
>>153586859need this mommy to stroke my steel like that
>>153586859suz
>>153586856Apparently yes, it her and fractured the bone below her eye
>>153586887our skip sucks
This arena is rockin ' out
Y-M-C-A
>>153586930this lady is mesmerising so I'm glad she's winning
>>153586921i blasted my eyesocket and orbital bone once. had to have plastic surgery, my sinuses are still fucked up
>>153586916Instant wife materialShe keeps the suit on in bed
don't they know that's Donald trump's song
YMCA
>stolz hit the trump move
>>153586964Is your injured eye aesthetically different after surgery? Heard most of them get a little wonked from orbitals
>>153586974He stole it from the gays
YOUNG MAN
>>153586855how so? that's what they did in the past so what changed?>>153586880but they were ok with that in the past>>153586879wtf susumu hirasawa mentioned
>>153586916Is this a new event for 2030, Speed Skating mixed with Iron Chef?
>>153586987if im really tired or drunk it gets a little droopy. but wouldnt be able to tell otherwise
>>153586998in the past it was just a doping scandal not a belligerent war
>>153587001guy fieri is the judge. guys grocery gold medal games
tactics for the men: avoid a sprint finish with stolz
>All these commercials with athletes that all KWABed, yet they're still showing them.
someone post the cunny from the crowd
canada is going to win btw
>>153586990I hope you have a good lawyer
>>153587040lol they literally got caught sending in secret agents to steal pee
>>153587069getting ready to (you) this post
ice looks pristine, shame
That moustache, though.
>>153586859Poopoobrigida pls polish my iron!
>>153587051I wonder if we will get any raccoon girl commercials soon :)
>>153587085Our commentator is exclusively referring to him as Magnum PI
>>153587069challenge accepted
>>153587051could be worse, back in 2018 they did a bunch of commercials with ashley wagner, who then proceeded to not even make the figure skating olympic team
>>153587097kek
>>153587094why is she like this?
>Gay Pornstar skating for CanadaAre we back?
if points don't matter in the final why do they have sprints
business idea: mass start steeplechase with some hurdles and water to jump over
whys stolz look gassed
wtf are these retards doing?!?
>>153587118business counter idea: random holes in the ice
i dont get it
do they know they're in an olympic final
>>153587127Losing
Is this 200IQ?
Can Denmark actually win a medal here?
>inb4 dutchfag and the other guy collide and fall
denmarkwinslol
>Stolz
are that dutch pair a mile ahead or a mile behind?
>>153587142if you go slow, you actually win
>>153587137>one pulls away>the other holds the pack backnot that hard
>>153587152the youngster didnt follow uncmany such cases
Wtf are they doing?
only one chink understands the problem
>>153587152they're a half lap ahead
This is like the tards in Nascar that always wait too long to make a move for the lead.
>>153587152One's a Dane, but yeah, they're ahead.
this sport is retarded
>>153587104i look like that
bunch of fucking retards kek
kek they look so confused
lmfao
>Denmark Gold incomingbased meme event
>ALMOST LAPPINGHOLY SHIT
dawg wtf theyre gonna get lapped
>>1535871422000 IQ
UNC UNC UNC
>hollandwinslol
the 41 year old unc dabbing on these zoomtards
easiest gold the whole olympics because the rest is scared kek
what the fuck is the strategy here
Alright perhaps this dumbass race isn't so bad after all, bystander effect'd these fucking lemmings to a gold
Some real strategic masterminding here
someone turn around and hit them with the lariat
He's gonna lap the pack
did the rest of them just forget to go faster?
BASED UNC WITH THE PLAYS
lmaoooooooo
WTF???
lmao wtf is this man
based dutchie btfoing the rest of the absolute retards
lol nice event
FUCKING GOATED
UNC UNC UNC!!!!
The hell was that
Bunch of retards holy shit
>>153587112You mean perfect?
fucking kek
swag
>bergsma coasting in and showboatingLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lmao
Pure semen slurping /tdf/tier
Stolz kwabotd
What a retarded event
>let them win we’ll fight for bronze Is this the special olympics?
lol this shit is fucking retardedwhat the fuck is wrong with these people
why are there so many retarded "sports".......
>>153585242
lmao retards
glad that faggot stolz didn't medal, fucking useless cunt>do nothing entire race>don't winwho would've thought
>just go fastWho wouyld have thought
I'm happy for Denmark, but what the heck were the rest of the pack doing?
unc on top! young bucks cant hang with the big dog
That was kino honestly
holy kwab.The men are stupid.
Who got third?
BASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMERBASED BOOMER>BASED BOOMER
We should probably remove about 30 medals from the Winter OlympicsAnd about 100 from Summer
all absolutely rekt by a 40yo lmao
lmao, are these cunts really whining now that they've slurped the entire race?
letting denmark win a medal at skates, kek based
Great job blocking the field!
wtf was that?
>>153587250Gigachad
very strategic event this
Denmark medalling. Not a usual occurence. GJ legobro.
dane guy's gf is stunning
"I guess someone will do the work for me"Zoomer mentality
Based Dane following Bersgma. That's only Denmark's second-ever medal at the winter olympics.
That was cinematic
>>153587254Italy
>>153587262congrats brosnow you are scandinavian and nordic like KLAEBO
I dont get it
can they disqualify everyone but the two guys that actually tried?
>>153587094>>153587112nice rhythm
>>153587282Poor zoomer got robbed lol
DANEBRO, WELLCOME TO THE MEDAL FAMILY
>>153587250respect unc
>>153587257>about 100 from SummerFar more, swimming alone should have give 30-40 medals fewer.
>>153587270Sofia Thorup, born Russian now Danish
Who were the favorites who kwab'd out?
>>153587221true
This was funny and interesting. Kino one might say
>this race
>>153587284thanks bro, this is like winning a gold, since we never win shit at the winter olympics
>lelgium
>>153587288Prisoner's dilemma, aka, semen slurping
haha voel de machtige trap van de boemer, schijtzoemertjes
Do the Dutch have gold in anything but speed skating? kek
>>153587250>40 years old>wrecked all those zoomersFucking BASED
What kind of retarded ass event is thisDid literally none of those speds think they'd win like this?Also KWABmark still failing to win a gold kek
Can't believe how badly they IQ checked these fucking morons onto the podium
they defo planned that, good sport from the other dutchie for doing the dirty work
>>153587294cute
>>153587333First time ?
>choked this meme event>just choked against canada in curlingwe're not even going to get 2nd in gold at this rate
>>153587333we have more in short track this year
>>153587333yeah in short track
>>153587317the american stolz the announcers here were talking about how it's him vs the field and no one wants to get into a sprint with him
dutch people are hard on the eyes, oof
>>153587342denmark was never expected to do well, this silver is a miracle
>>153587333They're just elite in skating events
>>153587360>>153587356>speed skating but on a smaller ringkek
the Dutchs keep farming those skate medals
Remove retarded ass long track and add longer races for short track
>oldest olympic champion in 100 yearskek
>nothing on for 2 (TWO) hoursBRAVO
why are dutch so good at speed skating
>>153587307if putin wants me to support him he just needs to send me a gf
>>153587370Come on now lad
>>153587386Remove skating, period.
>>153587393womens final is next
>>153587393Women's race in 20 bings
>>153587382The French can't win anything other than biathlon tho
>>153587284and you with the bronze, didn't even notice since the danish commentator only kept mentioning the winner and the danish skater
>>153587350>>153587294cute for a hag
>>153587404>>153587407...what sights do they have to show us
clearly this means that if i start now at 34 i can still win an olympic gold medalrepent zoomers
40 is still young bros
>>153587411This is why we should add biathlon but on a shorter loop and double the events
>>153587393for some reason they really filled the morning up with a bunch of shitI was busy watching Klaebo and biathlon and didn't get to see bobsled (lotta crashes), men's ski cross, team aerials and ski mountaineering relay... like wtf
>it only took 26 years of trainingkek
>>153587415that bronze isn't great for us, giovannini was a favourite for the gold and he choked
>>153587370they're frisian
>>153587396It was the one and only wintersport you could do over here, when we still had winters.
>>153587400>We will miss out top 5 because of this sorry ass final and Germany farming all the bobsleigh medals
>>153587434I'm 33, let's do it!There's hope for us, lads!
>>153587447oh damn, i just figured out that a dutch person is the favorite when it's ice skating kek
hahahaha what an absolute meme of a final this wa
>>153587460why not xc skiing? or curling?
I was watching curling, what did I missed?
>>153587484hoping the womemes beat this
>train for years dreaming of a gold medal in the Olympics >do nothing in the final raceThey must be legit retarded
>>153587396They were the only ones to care about the sport for years until recently and they autistically care for it
the winter olympics is just a carnival that the EU puts on for money and a platform for their smuggery
>>153587434I think that one of the girls that won a medal in bobsleight started the sport a couple of months ago
now that the lap bell has settled why did they all just kind of watch the top two guys run away with it?
>>153587501a 500iq race, total team effort from the dutchies, oldest gold medal winner in a century and second ever medal for denmark
>>153587491>curlingWe have no granite in the swamp>skiingI dunno to be honest.
zoomers are shit cant even beat a 40 year grandpa
>>153587530they expected them to gas
>>153587536>total team effort from the dutchieshow so?
>>153587434>me trying to fuck isabeau levito at the olympic village
>>153585301BRUTALRUTAL
>>153587530They’re morons
>>153585301This is why short track is superior
>>153587501a dutch boomer and a dane sprinted, everyone else stayed behind until the very last second waiting for the "right moment" to beat the rest of the groupthe group fought for third place lol
>>153587546well congratulations you got yourself lapped now what's the next step in your race plan
>>153587450Cheeky ass slap lmao
>>153587112>>153587094I do this
Are we gonna see the same retardation in the women's race
>>153585301Any more pictures of the gash?
lol wtf was thatall those retarded zoomers just handed the gold to a 40 year old, this is the stupidest fucking event
>>153587450>mulletgigabased
since I got a peacock login what are some kino events I should go back and watch
>>153587550kek
>>153587450You just know unc is gonna be slamming that zoomer puss tonight
>>153587590the polack almost losing an eye
>>153587568maybe they unlocked the new meta?
>playing a highlight reel of all the winning skaters + interviews with them>all the dutch women are absolute squeakers including jutta and kokidk if I could take it
>>153587612the entire event is retarded. they need to make it so last place on every lap gets eliminated to incentivize people to actually RUN
>Pelotons in the olympicsEvery turns super selfish and doesn't want to be the one leading the chase.
>>153587612yeah who would have thought that all staying in a single file line at stall speed is a stupid idea
>>153587626why do they all sound like that is it a cultural thing like asians
>Be french athlete>Finish first (1st) place of your semifinal>National TV gets on the final and talks about your medal potential>Hang back at the end of the peloton and do fuck all the entire race>Finish Eleventh (11th)What the fuck was the plan here
>>153587626The Xandra literally sounds like a 10 year old, and I love Kok but there's something about the way she speaks that just sounds a bit tardy.
>>153587610There is still hope, she can still lose her eye
>>153587612early escapes are not a new metaI would say that if anything was different for this race it was the fear of stolz in the sprint, so nobody wanted to sacrifice themselves to bring back the boomer
>>153587612>newhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgl1GITk0Jsmany such cases
Dutch look like Germans but more... detailed
>>153587590snowboard crossski crosswomen's skating from yesterday
>>153587657nah the cheekbone saved hershe might get scarred for life but the eye itself wasn't hit by a few centimeters
>>153587549the older one pulled away while the younger one held back the pack, wouldn't have worked if both had pulled away
>>153587626that manner of speaking gives me life i love women so much it's unreal
hag racing
>>153587590
>>153587661hahahahaha wtf is this>>153587590>nbshitget a VPN and watch CBC
they thought unc would tire out but he showed them
get ready for lots of wrestling to stay behind groenewoud
>>153587389How is that possible when curling exists?
>>153587654>I love Kok!
>>153587626Literally nothing compared to Femke Bol post-race. She's like a hearing test.
COME ON SANDRINE TAS GET A MEDAL
>>153587709curling is really physical you need to be strong to melt the ice
>>153587608>zoomerstill gross hags
>>153587626doping side effect, every winning dutch athlete sounds like that by sheer coincidence
they should skate the wrong way just as a final fuck you to everyone watching
that is one meaty pussy on the yank
lets go Japan !!
>>153587715maybe SLIGHTLY less but it's honestly close, maybe they're more squeaky in English? btw the ginger Dutch girl spoke after I sent that and she sounded fine surprisingly, maybe the bullying helped her
>>153587632Based Devil takes the hindmost enjoyer
Is the rigged ice on?
WOMAN DOWN WOMAN DOWN
if the points don't matter in the final why do they pretend to have a sprint every 4 laps
>Leafs
>>153587672>snowboard cross>ski crossThey made the gayest fucking track ever
>>153587755imagine being born through that thing
>it's happening again
wtf demark is good now
that was punushment for the stone
cringewrong time the year for leafs to fall
>>153587755imagine the sounds it makes
>>153587772ever...until the next olympics!
The Austrian girl should be my gf
why are they letting maltais return lmao
>>153587760If you know you're not gonna medal, you might try for points so you can get fourth, which might lead to more funding etc
BREAK OUT OF THE PELOTON R U DUMB
>Fighting for points Loser mentality
wait so its just whoever gets the most points wins
I fundamentally believe women shouldnt be allowed to compete
>>153587822most points is the medal positions on the final lap
>>153587822nope
TAS WANTS IT SO BAD
>>153587822the last lap gives enough points that the rest doesn't matter
>>153587834>quidditch on icehow the fuck is this real
>>153587850seens retarded desu
hands off
>>153587856Don’t think they do either
Praying for the italohag
hollandwinslol
HOLY KWAB
GROENEGOUD
I'll take that silver, good shit
>>1535878704thcesca
DAY OF THE LEAF LETS GOOOOO
skating farmers
>dutchwinslol
inshallah
Wasn't this dutch girl in short track yesterday ?
wow, yet another dutch speed skating medalwhat a complete fucking waste of 2 and a half hours
>NLwinslol
>both mass starts absolute slurpfeststhis shit will get axed by the ioc
short track mogs
that should put the netherlands above italy in the medals count
very productive two and a half hours
lel the womens finale was a short window in the corner, while they we're interviewing the danish silver winner instead, wtf
>Stack medals in Biathlon & Speed Skating>Win the Winter Olympics because of 2 eventswell done Norway and Holland, well done
fuck yeah
get fucked shitaly
>>153587877Same. Finishing behind the Dutch (as usual) is no shame.
>>153587914why be good at 10 different disciplines, when you could be the best in 2
>>153587914Holland literally only has skating medals, we have SOME diversity at least
G = 27 years old S = 35B = 36Unc sport bruh
>>153587942we can only do ice events, we have no hills or snow for anything else
>>153587935>last speed skating eventamerisilvers we can stop worrying now
>>153587946Mens winner is 40
>>153587960build a hill, you are master engineers (beating the ocean (so far...))
>>153587960Why no dancing/figureskating btw ?
>USA
>>153587946thats a rough 36 jeez
>>153587934PAESI BASSIE!
>>153587942Holland has no medals it's all Fryslân babyFRYSK BLOED TSJOCH OP
>>153587979>1st and 3rd happyEvery time
>>15358794650+ minimum.
>>153587980Dancing requires rhythm, have you ever seen a Dutch person dance?The one thing im surprised isn't popular is ice hockey since we like skating and field hockey so much
>>153587983whoever drew this really cooked
Not to shabby
honestly I think we should at least try to get good at curling
>>153588015Canada worships ice hockey but field hockey is completely foreign there. It's interesting that there's like no crossover in interest between the two.
>>153587980we had one girl 4 years ago, but she quit after her two mentors died
>best known for windmills that go round in circles>favorite sport is skating around in circles>their idea of a party is sitting in a circlewhat's their fucking problem?
>>153588086Because field hockey is effeminate and a middle class hobby.
what did usa just ask if they could see
groenewoud? more like groenewould hehe
>>153588193God i hate the family circle partys hearing my uncle screaming making boomer jokes
>>153588193missed polonaise
>>153588228"Hoe gaat het op school?"
>>153588193de cirkel is eeuwig, oneindig, allesomvattend, pannenkoek
>>153588230when is the last time you heard your national anthem?
>>153588077>there is at least 20 different ways to get a medal in speed skatingGrim
>>153588193forgot tikkie
>>153587979thank you for all of the webms you've been making in these thread throughout the olympics, it's appreciated :)
>>153587988Was curious on this.>HollandXandra Velzeboer (Women's 500m (S))Xandra Velzeboer (Women's 1000m (S))Jutta Leerdam (Women's 1000m)>FrieslandFemke Kok (Women's 500m)Antoinette Rijpma-de Jong (Women's 1500m)Marijke Groenewoud (Women's Mass Start)Jorrit Bergsma (Men's Mass Start)>MysteryJens van 't Wout (Men's 1000m (S))Jens van 't Wout (Men's 1500m (S))Jens van 't Wout (Men's 5000m relay - anchor (S))Who won the most entirely hinges on what you count Jens Van 't Wout as.Born: Laren (wikipedia) or Almere (Olympics)Hometown: Sintjohannesga, Friesland
>>153588477he's from laren. van 't wout is not a frisian name either way
>>153588558Gotcha.When Femke won the 500m she picked up a Friesland flag on the ice and threw it away like it was rubbish so she probably shouldn't count either.
>>153588558>>153588599Real Frysians have names like Hielke Fierljepsma
>>153588614And are generally incredibly unlikeable
>>153588646How so?
>>153587755What's her name??
>>153585242How are these camera men allowed to be coomers and no one punishes them?
