KO 8PM UKMan City: Donnarumma, Nunes, Dias, Guéhi, Ait-Nouri, Rodri, Silva, O’Reilly, Semenyo, Marmoush, Haaland.>Subs: Trafford, Reijnders, Stones, Cherki, Gonzalez, Savinho, Khusanov, Foden, Lewis.Newcastle: Pope, Trippier, Thiaw, Burn, Hall, Ramsey, Willock, Tonali, Elanga, Woltemade, Gordon.>Subs: Ruddy, Ramsdale, Joelinton, Barnes, Osula, J. Murphy, A. Murphy, Shahar, Neave.
anime girls
>>153590385claiming this thread for Amber
>>153590436good post
>>153590385asking my nerd friend to inspect the metadata of the op image in case there are any clues that lead me to the channel this game will be on
>>153590436based post
>>153590451based
>>153590436
Haaland has only ever scored ONE goal against Newcastle
>>153591236hattrick inbound
Marmoush gonna feast, he lives to scores against this shit team
lets go
how many today for erlingz
Where's Dutch City fan??? He still around?
>shearer commentating this gameEh?
>>153591994cute mascotimagine being that excited to stand next to bernardo silva
Etihad pitch looks fucked up
>>153592014When City go clear by 1 point he'll appear
>>153592014he's just taking a phone callhe'll be back soon
Etihad is rocking and rolling tonight, place feels so alive since Arse dropped points, entire fanbase now thinks they can win the league for the first time
>>153590451No. Claiming this thread for GU!
>>153592180it's pissed it down all day today
Camon citeh scoar some fakkin goles
would semenyo get into the england squad if didn't choose ghana?
>>153590436Basirt
>>153592293he's not even been that great for City yet he still keeps scoring
>>153592264not there tonight but tempted to head to Mary D's after this
>>153590385City for the win. Arsenal can't get titles. That would be bad.
>>153592180>>153592273>it's pissed it down all day todayyeah it's been fucking grim in manc overnight and today>in b4 it's always grim
>>153590385goarn saudicastle, make everyone proud
on the edge already
What happened to Erlingz man
Why wouldn't you play Chucki?
hate arsenalhate pepvery tense situation
>>153592410so Marmoush doesn't leave in the summer
>>153592420Could have played him instead of O'Reilly
>>153592447not physical enough in that role and Bernardo is already taking up the midfield midget spot
>>153592393
>>153592423>Give me Ipswich ør I retire
Since the Liverpool game Rodri and Bernardo Silva have just gotten back to their best and are running every game by themselves
>>153592393no chance that you have the villa vs leeds 1st half villa attempt on goal with the goalie on the floor defending?
We're in the age of broccoli haired zoomer mutts and there's nothing you can do about it
What a goal
>sandcastle
>Poocastle
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Pope is just some shit isn't he? genuine caca
o'reilly is such a grim looking person
>opens the stream>zoomer scores instantly >closes the stream
>>153590385
cor
I turn on the game and city scores fuck my life
>>153592612newcastle used to be good defensively, wtf is that shape at the back
Marmoush has such an awful first touch
Pep scored too.
arsenal will draw against spurs tomorrow
>>153592615need a cheeky spuds draw
Feels like treble season Champions League again
Why does Donnarumma look like he is turning into a Ghoul for a few years now? It's like he's steadily losing his humanity each passing game.
>>153592732Have a feeling that he won't have the longevity of Buffon to say the leasy
>>153592732he already looked old when he was at milanjust one of those guys
>city
Doesn't mean a FUCKIN THANG
>>153592571APOLOGISE
nice run
banter
BALD FRAUD
>doing a knee slide for a deflected goal
Fucking hell man
>turning your backwhat a fucking faggot
ball status: roundfootball status: anything can happen
ait nouri looks like a different person every time i see him
>>153592855
>>153590385>Donnarumma
>Man Shitty
>>153592880moshi moshi
>>153592773>Italians are White
>>153592909So how do they not deem that the offside players are affecting him?
>back>over>back again
>>153592914APOLOGISE
The only reason this title race is close is cause arsenal are the king's of self sabotage, city are barely better than United or Chelsea
Zoomerbros... we're so back
>Arsenal
*blinks rapidly in your path*
oh my
nice goal desu
>>153592821>Poocastle
>>153592991I’m sorry.
Holyy
>>153593037estimate his iq
el atrocidad del manchester city scorare dos goalazos
My racism towards mulattos...it's dissipating
>>153593069Foopaw
It's so funny when a player gets injured and you can hear the player scream. Nunes just yelped in pain 'ngaaaaaaaaaaaaah'
>>153593077la luz extinguido del ciudad de manchester...
>>153593069Prestiannish.
why is woltemade in midfield kek
>>153593129they're so dramatic
>>153593129he puts his body on the line for Man City
>>153593175AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>153593078Good
>>153593168Haaland's weak foot too, noice
>>153593168How did both of them allow him a free run into the penalty area...
>>153593175will he survive this?
>Bruno G ded>Tonali kill
At this point, the Saudis should just cut their losses and sell the club.
>>153593231it's why he tapes his hand up these days
>>153593171Eddie Howe is a weird manager.
witnessing a lot of black excellence tonight xhoping that young bull scores a hatty
>>153593171thinks he's harry kane
>>153593171howe still believes in the gordon-as-striker meme
kwab
>Bernardo trying to win aerial duelso i am laffin
>oh no im injured>ok off you go>nooo
>>153593287yeah you'd like that wouldn't you faggot
>>153593354He's got headers though
>>153593375I respect the heart of it
>>153592393When will the Thomas TT the tactical fox Tootgel and the bald fraud get to do an autism-off again? Most realistic scenario? I enjoy those (in an unrelated way).. will pep be coaching Spain any time soon? How anti nationalist is he really?
>>153593383that was you impersonating me
*effortlessly replaces Kevin de Bruyne in your path*
>>153593405>>153593375kek
cant score
How can this be happening, Toonbros? we destroyed the mighty Qarabag
>>153593424why did you spend valentines day alone posting about black cock on 4chan lmao
>anthony gordo
what are man city doing? why don't they just do the arsenal thing of locking up shop and starting to run out the clock? you're winning retards, no need to score more extra goals
>>153593418> will pep be coaching SpainIn national teams it’s impossible to buy players for 500 million every season.
>>153593471he's truly one of the most repulsive posters
>>153593471oh no no noziedbros... what now?
Get Khusanov on for Dias
>>153593501the etihad bulls are above that losers mentality
>>153592615
>>153590451no ty
k l e n k
Offside united kek
why is the linesman so big
>>153593431>what kinda cut you want?>just Nagasaki my shit up senpai
mmhmm offside isnt it xsorry! LOL
uhm can you legally push someone into offside?
>>153593649If you're offside, you're offside simple as
Can City win the title with a defence like this?
>>153593642for you
>>153593648no but seriously did you actually do nothing on valentines day but post about black men on 4chan for hours LMAO
>>153593605would love to lick bbc cum from her thighs after she strapped me in the cuck chair and let a mandingo use all her holes
So you can push people into being offside as long as you play for shitty?
>>153593649Of course, you can't be a pussy that gets pushed around.
>>153593681can arsenal go without choking?
Remind me what happened to Donnaruma skillz
>>153593707>PushIt was a nudge
>>153593681with an incredible defence? yes
>>153593649Arteta: write that down
sometimes you forget how good haaland is with his feet
>>153593505>Be pep>sign up for NT manager>run out of ideas, time to shop>Oh wait, !!!Awkward!!!I could see that happening, but his tactical autism should be out proving itself with a stacked or at least perfectly workable national team soon.
>>153593718The more you pay him, the less he cares. It's the dollaruma curse.
>>153593729I'll nudge ur mum like that and see how you'll like it
Posting yellow slags at HT if that’s okay?
>>153593771You're a strange fellow
>>153593774i wish women were real
>>153593718reminder that dan burn has 4 fingers in one of his hands(which adds up to a 9 finger total in his upper extremities).
>>153593431>goes through a purple patch and then falls to irrelevancy like every other ethnic English "talent"
theyve already added on 5 minutes
>>153593774Nice>>153593788And fodinho is a zesty fellow
>>153593882She's trying her best
good defending
mummush
>>153593865he's a good lad with no ego, he should be fine
Marm-OUCH!
>>153593774Go for it
>>153593431whitest irishman
>>153593981Chudina
>>153594028
>>153593920>And fodinho is a zesty fellowYet he's gotten more pussy than you... peculiar
>>153593882>30Fuck off, this bitch is at least 45
might jerk offmight not
Kwabmoush
>>153594075This is objectively disgusting Africanised mating ritual ill befitting of a European female. She should be whipped and forced into a Victorian dress.
>>153594066
>>153594075>twerk shit>>153594136based, I say, based!
>>153594136
o’reilly sipping exiplon rn
the secret to a happy, fulfilling and purposeful life is to disregard women, entirely.
>>153594075I highly doub it. I've been fucking prostitutes frequently since 2017. Only stopped from 2019-2022 cause I was in a relationship. I've lost count of how many women I've fucked, just earlier today I fucked a cute blonde with green eyes, came on her face.>>153594062Yeah, what she says on her profile makes her a chudette desu
>>153594136timmy cope
>>153594217So why am I at my happiest when I have a gf?
>timmy
>>153594230>fucking prostitutesDoesn't count + disgusting
>>153594274He's going back
>>153594238a common false positive.
>>153594289All foids are prostitutes anonYes, even you're mom
>>153594289You just said pussy and I'm getting plenty. I don't want a relationship anyway and don't have to patience to deal with women anymore. Had a chance at the end of last year and just walked away from it.
New JAV star
>>153594374>>153594380 South Americans are fucking pathetic kek
South Americans are fucking based
South Americans are fucking prostitutes
>>153594464Good luck bro, if a relationship with a brazilian woman sucks I can only imagine how hellish it must be to have to deal with a swedish woman considering how feminist they are.
>South Americans are fucking based
mugbros we in
>>153594577I look like this and do this
South Americans are fucking
>>153594598That's what I was thinking>>153594565Touch grass, and try avoid the rat piss that gives all of you neurological problems if you can
enjoy the twond half
What is he drinking?
what happens to him if city win the league?
>>153594686Vodka in a water bottle, classic
>>153594577>look up his username>he’s lost the weight and is actually fit>he’s fucking female disneyland employeesbased
>Semenyofucking state of it
>>153594790Bullying works
>>153594711levels of mindbreak previously unrecorded on planet Earth
I CAN'T SCORE
>>153594790And he's still an autistic retard, imagine thatCan't suffer in the US, in Sweden he would have killed himself years ago
anyone ever tried those yerba mate funny tea drink things south americans always have?
>>153594664Sure brother, I have a job, I have friends and a social life but I need to touch grass cause I don't want a relationship. What are you doing here on a saturday night? Cause I'm going to a bar with a few friends after this match is over.
> near post> put a mantlet guy there
>>153594959>What are you doing here on a saturday night?I assume he's watching the same football match as you are
Why did Man City buy Semenyo?
GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN CLUB SEMENYO
>>153594959Lmaoing @ your thirdie life
>>153594894yeah, it's just like cold grassy green tea desu
>>153594894I've tried it and hated, the most tolerable one is tererê which is served with ice.>>153595004Yet he's telling people to touch grass. It's not night here yet btw.
>Semen
>>153595052>the most tolerable one is tererê which is served with ice.You are more disgusting than the whores you fuck
>>153595082That's him done
>>153595082Knew you would get mad. Not my fault they taste like ass and I'm a coffee person.
if you started every game for man city instead of haaland do you think you could score at least one goal?
>>153594182SeggsyWho is she
>>153594464That uruguayan is right literally every woman in south america is a prostitute
this is going to end in 3-2 isn't it bros
>>153595082Damn, hue btfo
>>153595156Maybe a penalty
>>153595156do i get penalties?
>>153595201yeah
>>153595229Get BURNed
>>153595055> Semenyo
>>153595156yeah
Burns is a proper old school shit houser isn't he?
How is Burn still on this fucking pitch?
>>153595282true
Ich will mehrere prostitutas, bitte.
barnes will score today
some players like semenyo and eze just look better at smaller teams
GO BACK TO BOURNEMOUTH YOU FUCKING FRAUD
self kwab
>see semenyo in the final third>say out loud "not a goal">correct every time
>Is called Trippier>Trips someoneToday's script is quality
>trippier trips someone
suspect there is going to be some apologising to semenyo shortly
>>153595480>is called Semenyo>eats cum
>>153595480>>153595493hehe nice observation boys
>Haland>never laughs
>>153595556what? ive seen him laugh
Is Barnes elite?
>>153595556hes saving it for Gabriel
Used to think Donnaruma was like the Great Wall at PSG turns out set pieces is his weakness
>>153595395no refunds
Why is Ogré tracking back in defense instead of Kwabsanov?
>>153595619Zoomerbrain can't handle set pieces
>>153595619he can't clear crosses, he just punches it like a bozo and always fucks it up
city are going to fuck this up
The Chad Dan Burn vs the Virgin Haaland
>>153595619Not a same Donnarumma after this i believe
forgot to post this webm at HT
>>153595585>haland >only sometimes laughs
>>153595859what is the right move in this situation
>>153595774It really feels like that doesn't it. Newcastle have them really pushed back at the moment.
>>153595886if i recall correctly he was wanking to her videos and she saw him
GO BACK TO WOLVES YOU FUCKING FRAUD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A SHITTER
AYYYY Nuri
sick move
hahaha
the absolute STATE
city are losing this
Semenyo goal 90+3
Shite-Nouri...is that anything? Thoughts?
fucking last minute Newcastle equaliser incoming
>City get the ball>spray it randomly up the pitch at a Newcastle playerWHAT IS GOING ON
what happened to woltemade and wissa
>>153596073Shite-Poori maybe?
jfc city are exhausted they can't hold on to the ball
>>153596073>'ait my willy delop it off this instant nourri
Woltemade wants to go back to Germany.
>>153596089state of it
will arsenal bottle this again
>>153593774I'm gonna be naughty and post them even after HT. hehehehehe
Neville would describe the atmosphere at the Etihad as 'eerie'
>>153596089What up uke bro.I used to watch messi and neymar and I've been reduced to niggas that can't even make a simple fucking pass. Poor Pep.
>>153596171yes but city will counter bottle
>>153596171It's da istory of da assnal
Bros I was looking forward to going to the pub after this match but now I'm not feeling it
Whether they do or don't it will be the "worst" prem champion since Leicester
Semenyo's worst game for City, abysmal
>>153596174based
This man said "Stockport Iniesta". No wonder Pep is retiring
>>153594066Need her name
gooners praying for the equaliser
>>153596305he is literally me
City just drawing fouls and running down the clock now
they need a grealish
joelinton is disgusting
>>153596362But very attractiveWhy can't these fools put to together a proper counter?
So what was cherki waiting for there
>>153596155He gets bullied and is too frail. He wants to go back to his comfort zone.
any team abbreviated as OLD?
gritty city performance
>>153596418ham
>>153596418Oldham
>>153596418Oldham?
Oldham!
>>153596418yeah your mother hehe
>>153596323watching in Stockport right now, can't describe how much we all hate him
cant
aw will be writing up essays about spurs right about now
it's coming
Everytime I hear Thiaw's name said I imagine a chinky fella named Chao
Spurs better do the needful tomorrow.
Poocastle
ez
well they tried
Arsenal are 100% beating City when they play head to head. City need to lead on points by then to have a chance
it's happening
>score deflected goal>foul everyone for 90 minutes>create nothingNewcastle are so fucking shit
Arsenal fans shitting themselves now
arsebros...
go on lad, go have a laugh at /arse/
Eddie Howe it's time to go blud
>>153596556christ what happened to em
Oh shit I genuinely forgot Savinho existed
>>153596481vpn off
>>153596633So did Pep
>>153596633just came back from injury
Ok so everyone is celebrating/mourning the tile race, I'm just glad Newcastle have little to no chance of getting into any type of European competition
