>Lap:#8351>Countdown to kangaroo GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153576893>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Honda PU lacks performance, manufacturer admitted.Honda PU lacks reliability, manufacturer admitted.334 laps for AMR over six days:-an unspecified problem and a “data anomaly” last week-this week wednesday, a power unit issue, then a Stroll spin from possibly a technical fault-a battery-related problem thursday ending their running early in the afternoon session-six intermittent laps on friday-according to Newey doesn't even load the battery at 250 kW, let alone 350586 laps for Cadillac, might not be last672 laps for Red Bull, defied expectations, has Amx677 laps for Alpine, focused on pushing the car and less racing simulations, so who knows711 laps for Audi, looked unimpressive for 4 days, but made a lot of gains734 laps for Racing Bulls, solidly midfield, only 2026 rookie Lindblad redeemed741 laps for Mercedes, did show chinks (in its armor), probably cheating745 laps for Ferrari, showed a couple of innovations790 laps for Williams, had some catching up to do, also possibly overweight794 laps for Haas, looks like a swan, gentle to drive, fast over both short and longer stints817 laps for McLaren, don't think they're far behind Ferrari, Mercedes
gimi
enter
edd
Edd gets mogged.
people here thought this retard could win a wdc lmao
>>153597670>renaultrenussy*
>>153598211>Ford Racing>Not Toyota Racing DevelopmentHe was a fake Japanese all along.
>>153598207medshitters, bro
>>153598211humiliation ritual
Grand Prix in: 14 days, 4 hours, 36 minutes, 47 seconds
>>153598293i dont wanti dont want
>>153598293for once I might just wake up early to witness the shitshow live
death to m*rcedes as always
>>153598169very nicely done webm
>>153598320thank you
>>153598293I can't wait for the first ever Super Formula E Grand Prix.
>the eyes dont lie
>>153598331de nada
>>153598293my australian gp prediction:>norizz qualifies for the front row but stalls the start>hammo who is back in p12 has a great start, rockets through the pack but then crashes into the back of norris, causing a red flag and sending both to the hospital>chuck wins the race>the next day norris and hamilton both die
>>153598336We should make a /f1/ bingo list>will Formula E be joked about>will andos mum comes into the shot>will kim k come into the shot
>>153598444nice trips, a few more suggestions>crofty or brundle make some sort of joke about the spinning Ferrari wing>wobbler spotted in the paddock>at least 2 mechanical DNFs
>>153598444>(MASSIVE) RETARDATION mentioned on broadcast
>>153598444>australians booing norris>wmaf couples in the crowd>fat women in mclaren kit
>>153598538>>wmaf couples in the crowdthat's the free square
>>153598293guess i better get one of them apple tv boxes soon
>>153598444>british broadcasters bend over backwards for british drivers at some point and WILL call goblando the next hamilton if he wins again>austrian broadcast is dead silent for at least a minute at one point>f1 broadcast calls chuck "the man from monaco" at every race and qualifying>italian broadcast jumps out of the commentator box after ferrari looses the championship because of incompetence>japanese broadcast screams "ATATATATATATATA" at near misses>spanish broadcast gets replaced every race because the commentators commit suicide after every race
>>153598857Why does his face always look like "JUST" all the time?
I strongly believe Aston Shartin will not race in Australia
I strongly believe ASSton Shartin will go under in about 4 months from now.
I strongly believe nothing ever happens
I strongly believe you guys are mocking me
I only believe that they will race in Australia because they need the data, they will drag that shitbox to the track and try to last as much as they can before retiring (5 laps)
>>153598194I wish belly jousting was a bar sport just like snooker and darts
My sources tell me that Norris and his girlfriend have not, in fact, broken up and are still living together in London
I'd rather be based than blessed.
>>153599228Also her boyfriend is living with them.
i strongly believe my toaster should be replaced
>>153599248oh wow, he's definitely pozzed
>>153598920>papa gone>jules gone>ferrari
I strongly believe AMX is truly AMD
It's insane how cancerous the Canadians in /hoc/ and outer/sp/ areSurely /f1/ doesn't have any cancerous posters under the Canadian flag.
>>153591586>its like going to one of these exams about a book without reading the bookThe nigga is just telling you what happened and is encouraging you to watch the video yourself if you want more insight.Your take would only be valid if the guy was dedicating a whole video to breaking down the FIA video, but he isn't.
>>153599613so he's uselessyou're useless tooand probably you're just gonna uselessly blather on while being useless
how rigged will it be against amd amx this year
>>153599804Depends how much sandbagging satan is doing
>>153599804he shidded, bro
some of the records kwablonso will break this year:>lowest wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th 2005 and 2007)>lowest wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
Bearpodium? It's more likely than you twink
>>153600692>the face of our new wdcnyooo....
>>153600692I will not be nice
>ollie drought again
>>153600756
>edd now sells his flatulence fumes
>>153600998stop this.
>>153601078what
>>153601089never post him with foidsit spikes my cortisol
>>153601106I posted blurred foid faces specifically for your gay ass.
>>153601138do better.
>>153601151you're always upset when someone replies to your olliposts and thirsts. I hereby officially demand a proper guide on how to react to ollieposting
>>153601170not truedo not insult the boi.do not post the boi with foid.simple as
>>153601191you're not helping
>>153601044>estiebesties when they smell a particularly pungent cheese>>153601078>>153601106>>153601151>>153601191Homo>>153601170>>153601138>>153601089>>153600998Hömö
>>153601217>mercedes when asked to meet 16:1
>>153600756when will they name the>ollie straight?
>>153601262
>>153601044was that horseradish?
>>153601313It was the /mlp/ jar...
>>153601078he like girls you pooftah
>>153601044What the fuck made the guy in the suit spaz out like that?
>>153598293my grand pricks is 14 inches + 4 cm + 36 mm + 47 μm lol ahaahaahah
>>153601369inconclusive.
>>153601313>>153601372Surströmming. Notorious for having a very strong putrid scent.
>>153601372surstromming code
>>153601415>>153601416
>>153601433
>>153601433you do not hate sweden enough desu
feet or armpits?
face(feet)
>>153598207>Can't win in a high downforce reg>Stinks so bad in low downforce tracks>The regs create lower downforce cars compared to the ones during the ground effect eraIt's fucking over for him. At this point he might just retire like his manager.
Do you guys think migg looks italian? Medshitters told me he looks italian
>>153601536tummy
>>153601664No they didn't.
>>153601664he looks like his father, ralf
>>153601834gn anonie.. <3
>>153601602but but webber said ps3 should start learning italian xd
Honda is super sandbagging their engine so that they can do massive upgrades after getting a good look at everyone else's
>two weeks till the next/first race
>>153601415open the can underwater, rookies
ynr canada 2025 when the williams car couldn't start on time, started falling apart with pieces flying off on straights, drove into the pitlane and caught on fire
>page 3>obvious fraudulent deleted non-bumps
grimi
How are you guys spending you night? I'm getting shitfaced watching a bunch of Peter Brook videos.
>>153604222waging
gimi last Ferrari champion
>>153598920Because he is like "JUST" all the time
>page 2GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A SHIT /f1/ IT STINKS IN HERE
There is NO doubt the Ferrari has a competitive package.
>>153604645They will race Aston so hard
I'm not excited for the new season one bit.
>>153604645m8 picrelated will just come up with another reason to get the FIA to change the regs half way through the season like in 2022 and "pitstop safety"
>>153604642not yet
>>153604786m8 toto is the underdog here
Fred(TP)-Newey(TD)-Gasly(#1)-Hamilton(#2)Consider the design philosophy, no hair no air.I'm thinking this is the path forward for them to regain their mojo
>>153604860which F1 drivers would look good bald?
>>153604992shave your beard and your eyebrows out of this zest you faggot, we will see your real "structure"
>>153604992Wigs, hats, transplants
>>153598169/f1/ is just r/lewishamilton but with Max instead of Lewis
>>153605259if we were, for such insult you would get banned
both mine and amx's penises looks nicer
>>153605299she has a really nice bubble butt btw
Also reminder you need to disable adblock to enable Israeli surveillance system to post. F1 related since F1 team are jews
>>153605486hamilton?im guesisng hamilton
>>153605486lewlew
>>1536053424chan is such a proof of First Mover Advantage, its a forum that makes you go through hoops to post on it, without First Mover Advantage this site would die immediately
>>153605486>re-setatleast then also say youre "re-freshed" if youre gonna be re-tarded, go full re-tard.
>>153605342>>153605521nobody crying about this means the site is 90% phonefags who treat it as alternate twitter2015 4chan would have went on lockdown because every catalog would have been full of protests (maybe some less normalfag boards than /sp/ did, though)
>>153605563>nobody crying about thisBecause mods has been deleting and censoring the thread on /g/ [spoiler]and /pol/[/spoiler] . If you see other chans theres a lot of people complaining about this because they cant post.
Ferrari's year btw
>>153605563my crying was more about the whole captcha system for free users, not this latest joke with adblock
>>153605703thats right tifosi-anon, get your hopes up as much as possible
>>153605723captcha is piss easy when you don't change ipit's pure aids on mobile and that's a good thing
>>153605833>mobile*New CookiesAlso its not a good thing since you can just say bye bye to new users. This very /f1/ thread is the example. Even in off season back in the day we always get bump limit twice every day
>>153605563Nigga, the alternative is to stop using 4chan, and if we do that they win.
>>153605703How will tifosi feel that a negro is gonna win the drivers' championship (that Ferrari hasn't won since 2008) before The Predestined™?
>>153605931>tftp
yugi killed rb8
>>153605931>Implying drivers matterNever cared, never will
women are too tall these daysand their dicks are too big
glad yuki's red bull career is finally igniting
>>153606680Burning up the track!
where can i download all (modern) seasons of f1 ?
>>153606938I am red bulls reckoning
Lauda > Senna
>>153598339TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>Alonso spotted driving a Toyota in MonacoLMAO
>>153605703This is /f1/ not /motorsport/
>>153607701>everyone in f1 shits on japanese manufacturer in f1>everyone in f1 worship chinese zodiak and "year of horse"
>>153606938Not only is it Tsunodone, It's so Tsunover as well.
>>153607701>driving
>>153606938volumes...
>>153607701And it's not even the GR Yaris but the regular Yaris. Wonder how Honda feels about thishttps://x.com/FormulaDirecta/status/2025494678129217742
>>153608169who's the bogged hag?
>>153608169a man should NOT be driven around by a woman, let alone an F1 driver. not mentioning being in THAT disgusting toyota crossover
>>153608243>not even the GR Yaris but the regular Yarisi heard its good for city driving cause its a hybrid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jweHZk3YZBw>Bottas spotted riding a bike in MonacoLMAO
>tfw you relate to the Honda engine a bit too much
>>153608035>left picturehard as fuck
Medshitters told me the other day that these 2 are the exact same race. Can someone from europe confirm that this is indeed factual?
two weeks from now george russell will be leading the wdc
At least 1 driver on the 2026 F1 grid has performed anal masturbation in the past 7 days.
>>153609165inr when this dude jumped in Al-Hamil car and they sabotaged the race because it was going to destroy the jogger goat's narrative
>>153609165at least its not the goblin or the nigger. Granted, chuck or AMX would be better, but ill take what i can get
>>153609464ynr f1 driver jack aitken too
What does this mean?
>>153609940wtf is this ai slop and why would someone create this
>>153609940very kelly piquet like marketing
Daily reminder that if LEC wins the WDC in 2026, (You)* get an Asian GF>*not the Australian or Finnish anons
>>153610685why exclude australians and finns but not canadians(indians)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5-yOOOd27s>now you remember codemasters
>>153609283I do not rememberCan you give me a QRD?
>>153610360ai users are mentally ill and can't help themselves
Why is Lewis so chad with women?
>>153610685I would sacrifice my rights to an Asian GF for the sake of Leclerc winning the WDC in 2026. Or ever, really.
>Newey confident of strongest chassis within 11 racesel plan dos
I'll be saving this for later on late-season.
>>153611213Why are the pictures all wrong?
>>153611213>>153611874AI really is just a slop fest.
>2017 was 50 years ago
>wake up>remember that alonsoshitters are forced to glaze strlol
>>153613565Are they in the room with us now?
>>153606938>>153609116kino
you may fascinate a twink with random objects
>>153611707let's look back at the last time he got cocky
>>153615254this was the last time tho
>>153615254>>153615551wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>153611707>>153615254>>153615551
>>153616031
Papa new guinea
>>153610360except it's not AI, stop fighting windmills Don Quixote de La Manchahttps://x.com/mxstppn/status/2018375655306531134
>>153605342Works on my machine.
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj58i-U0o5A
on the one hand its fuking great that we are having good weather, i get to see cute girls light on clothes, on the other hand sucks that i get all sweaty and smelly after jerking it a bit
>>153616907the pic i replied to is 100% ai dude
>>153617485is that the actor from the film?
>>153617636enhanced with AI likely, I can see the weird artifacts in the logo yesbut that seems to be from an actual photoshoot, you can also see it in Tag Heur's instagram page or stories
>>153616907this nigga reads books
>>153617742why the fuck would you use ai on a photo from a great camera? Seems stupid 2 me
>>153617485>happy chuck: "anything can happen">2 sec later chuck visiting the wall also TOTAL FOM DEATH
>>153617795what a nerd
>>153617882yeah, it's very sillythankfully years of pattern recognition training prepared us for the age of slop
:I
:)
Nui rocketship status?
Now that the U.S. has officially annexed Canada is four races in that country fine or should Montreal as the lowest revenue generating race be dropped?
>>153618751we dont talk about it
>>153618751
george can fuck off btw
>>153614238i know what to give him
>>153619187
>>153619131See ? I told you George will be your next boogeyman. I can see the thread already :Something something MerPedo Pedotronas Team and Mickey Mouse championship.What a joke of a ""general""
>>153613498no wonder they were late to barcelona they were building 13 cars lmao crying face emoji
Hey George!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153619309if you don't like anything here and after years of nobody agreeing with you maybe it's time to... move on?
>>153619466good posthope he safetyfirsts off a cliff
apple has added the upcoming races to the apple tv app if you follow f1. pretty nice. hoping they don't put spoiler thumbnails on replays like the f1tv app is known to do
>>153619515Already did. Did i ever talk seriously in this thread ? I only came for shitpost and make fun of you people
>>153619583and thus ends an absolutely riveting tale of disappointment and subsequent satisfaction
>Over the past ten years, Ferrari has set the fastest time in pre-season testing five times – more than any other team. However, none of these seasons has led to the Italians winning a title.
New vid has dropped you lazy [friends]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj58i-U0o5A
>>153619974this time it's different. the current pope vargs into chuck's dog
>>153619974fuck you i believe
>>153620094see >>153617485
Ollie in Bangkok!
>>153617795If your only knowledge of Don Quixote came from reading the book, you probably wouldn't even remember the windmill thing. It's not a big deal in the novel.
>>153617485this is brazil!
>>153617485"this isnt a reset -- its an evolution"why did they aislop their script lol
>>153620664now olivia
>>153620711i should read it honestly, at school they forced us to read it but i only read a summary on the internet
>>153604189mods deleted my sophia post>Off-topicsophia IS f1
I genuinely wait for non AI sophia nudesI know they're coming
you are now manually remembering the vegas mickey mouse ceremony after the race
>>153617485>It's All To Drive For
>>153621679how would that happen? she is rich, so not selling, maybe an exboyfriend can leak them, and ruin his life over it, not likely, and internet security isnt what it used to bestop wanting to ruin girls, there are plenty material to jerk it
>>153621971my interest in sophia flörsch is purely aesthetic >how would that happen?she will post them herself. she's a galactic whore
>>153618751>>153618983He built a Challenger
f1 woman driver quota when
>>153622228Next reg cycle, having a woman driver lets you add a stronger engine mode
>>153621802fuck youfuck you
>>153622294nice, thats like how in apex legends esports teams each have 1 controller player because controller has aimbot
>>153621802>they thought Lando was going to pull a max and "win" the wdc at Vegas, and made a special celebration for it>ends up getting dq'd instead, and the "fight" goes to the final race where the fia has cheat for Lando some more to get him a "win" by two points
>>153622228>Joanne Ciconte (born 14 December 2008)
>>153622294>have a more powerful engine>but a female driver
>>153622511nah its because disney paid a fuckton of money to FOM and vegas is mutt monaco and theyre trying to make it a prestige event like monaco which is why they have the contract out to 2040 or whatever and theyre trying to max the golem appeal
>>153622692something is wrong with this guy
>>153622692carlos is me when someone asks to take the 30th picture of the day
why stop at mickey mouse dance show after racewhy not mickey mouse podium? mickey mouse on the grid, mickey mouse dancing mid race? star wars trophy and jedi light show podium ceremony
WAG Update anon hereLet me know if there’s any WAGs you want an update on before the season begins and I’ll get my research intern to put a package together.COMING SOON: >F1 Academy 2027 - “A tale of dykes, dorks, and doggystyle”
>>153622923several of these brands aren't even american
>>153621342The /sp/ jannies have been very active todayI’ve been warned twice for posting Eileen Gu and Emma Raducanu threads. Both are active sportswomen.F1 races for this overly-harsh and judgemental stewarding atmosphere?
>>153623022if someone posts that time Vettel fucked up in Montreal, i will reeeee. he fucked up.
>>153611452>I would sacrifice my rights to an Asian GF for the sake of Leclerc winning the WDC in 2026. Or ever, reallyFor your humble, self-sacrificing contribution to Charles’ WDC hopes I hereby award (You) two Asian GFs simultaneously
>>153621342didnt she get booted from f3?which category is she even racing in now (besides jew cock mongling)
>>153623022mexico 2024
>>153622956ollie.
>>153622956how about a bonus section for pets where you just post the latest leo pics
>>153623098Retard. Kwabmilton did the exact same shit in Monaco in 2016 but didn't get penalized.
>>153623173I got an ollie for you
F1 eboladrome GP
>>153623784
why would he post that? i dont like tha tpost
>>153623221No.
>>153623866it's not for you it's for jamaica anon
>>153623784Hot
i'm thinkin we gonna have a f1 movie related podium ceremony with hans zimmond as DJ and some mickey mouse dancing for next year, to up the ante, if you will
>>153622390what the fuck? redpill me pls finnanon
>>153623784i dont condone this
>>153623959We need drivers dancing, Bollywood style
>>153624032its not that deep
>>153622529I would do....some sexual stuff to her
guess the missing word:zero __________ team principals have won the wcc since 2009
>>153622294It's time for men to stop being retarded and start abusing the fact that in many countries you can just walk up to the government and declare yourself to be a woman. Not like you have to do anything except update your ID.
>>153624110dead
>>153624127My salary will automatically drop
>>153624127And forget how to parallel park? fuck no
>>153621679>>153622079I know they’re coming too.
>>153624321wtf is this real?
>AMX4x WDC (soon to be 5x)>Al-Shart2x WDC4x WDC* (soon to be 3x)1x FIA F1 Champion presented by Disney*>Kwablonso1x WDC1x WDC*>no rizz1x WDC* (soon to be 0x)
>>153624321she is kindness
>>153624398Keep seething chud
>>153623784Bearman is a man of sportsmanship, I see.
I despise drivers who could race under a multitude of unique flags but end up going with the UK. Which is why I'm rooting for Albon this season and hope Lindblad's career ends like every other RB #2's.
>>153623785What does the Mouse have in store for us?
>>153622899Wow you must be really popular with the boys
>>153624074how the fuck is this allowed???
>>153623784He has a lot of rear end
>>153624610shut up fagget
>>153624615consoledads are the ones who are buying the battle passes and premium skins, nobody cares if PCnerds have to be at their mercy
>>153624672Don't make me post your movie career for all anons to see
>>153624711now I'm intrigued. where did jamaica anon star?
>>153624711
>>153611013>but not canadians(indians)?Because half of Vancouver is already WMAF.>>153617882Because retards online get pictures by screencapping low bitrate IG reels rather than finding the original and just posting that.>>153623021Many americans aren't even american
>>153624758>>153624763
>>153624934which of the seven brown gentlemen is jamaica?
>>153623946still, dont like ityeahhhh, im not enjoying the homoposting going on
>>153624995You don't have to enjoy it, just let it happen
>>153624995sorry but all kinds of ollieposting inevitably leads to gay porn
>>153624321TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153625272That is not real Sophia, you cheated on her she will never want you now
>>153625150Cosmic foreshadowing
>>153625033funny post
>>153625384see >>153625460
none of you homos speak to me or my son again for at least 7 minsthink before you post
>>153625641Self-referential ahh post
>>153623785x Lando Norris
everyone calm down
>>153626379nog niet
>>153604860>That hairline at 25yrs oldDamn, Zoomers are cooked
