Tomorrow: US vs Canada @ 8:10 AM EST >>153597557
first for trb lost
>>1536006882true
>Hockey is the 13th biggest sport in Americathis is nutswhy is bettman so bad at capturing the American Market?
Post your early morning hockey watching snack
Everybody ready for 95% of American flag posts ITT to be crying about Canada?
ce soir
>>153600663>If you talk about Can'tnada that means you belong in /pol/Why are you faggots so mentally weak? Trump literally mindfucked you all so badly that you think anything we say is politics now. It's a fucking exhibition hockey game calm the fuck down you weak thin skinned mother canuckers. If you can't handle The Bantz please go fuck off to your non-American website
>i-i meankwab. 1993.
>>153600696god I wish there was a mcdonals near me
Qrd on this photo
>>153600693I feel like these numbers are skewed somehowUSA even has more fans than us by a slim margin
>>153600696
>>153600696>breakfast burritothus, trb begins to bubble
>>153600724my dad used to drink that all the time
>>153600717It is possible to have swag even if you are a 120 pound Chinese kid getting arrested for being mad about a hockey team losing
>>153600696I'm going to have coffee and oatmeal at noon then check the score then come in here and false flag regardless of who wins.
another trb melty
I'm watching clips of Miracle to get hyped up for the Big Game.
>not only has America won the only thing that matters in hockey for 32 years, 75% of those years the finals were between Two American Teamsthis is nuts
>>153600707I'm just pointing out that you are so mindbroken by your inferiority complex that literally all you are capable of posting about is how mad you are at Canada, and that it's more on topic to do so elsewhere
>>153600717It's when they rioted in HongKouver after they lost the Stan Lee in Game 7 to an American team from the Northeast. Similar to the 1994 riots except this one they actually had them all on HD 1080p cameras and this poor kid was the scapegoat
>>153600696It's a shame there's no concept of a biscuit here. Mcmuffins as far as the eye can see.
I'm boycotting the game because Bedard was snubbed.
>hockey without russia
>>153600750Canadians are the ones who win the Cup though
>>153600751Are you so mentally retarded that you think a country of 350 million people is the same poster in these threads?
>y-yeah but>amateur hockey cope againkwab. 1993.
>>153600775>Players cucked from you by hated Americans kek
Patrick Kane could have been on the Mount Rushmore of Chicago athletes. Traitor.
Canadians never beat the Soviets without NHLers.
>>153600707oooooh I'm based maga and I'm awoooing!!!!
>>153600784You and 1-2 other retards are very clearly spamming these threads and others over and over you dumb fuck.
>>153600806every hear of a little year called 1972?
>>153600773Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Just make it quick when you slaughter team usa
>>153600803that doesn't make any sense
Lemme get this straight. Sweden mogged Slovakia in the group stage, and but only because Finland played like gods against Sweden which is a well known fact at this point that they play like shit against all teams against us, we had to get a worse path to the final than Slovakia? Slovakia got humiliated by USA in the semi final while we put up a good fight against them. Make that make sense. If you think this makes sense you are a fucking retard.
>>153600816>without NHLers
The Olympics have exposed Canadians as passive aggressive insecure Americans with an inferiority complex to the USA
>>153600751>>153600809Meltdown: The PostOh man I can't wait til they lose tomorrow. It's going to be like winning the lotto
>y-yeah, but the players on American teams were FROM CANADA REEEEEEEEEEEEE!kwab
>>153600843based maga awoooooo!!!
>>153600788oh look, it's the mildcuckhi mildcuck how ya been
no bronze in women's curling is taking its toll on xhe rb
>>153600830yeah the bracket system sucks
America beat the soviets but canada couldn't do it without NHL players? Interesting. I love learning about exhibition (international) hockey
>1980
>>153600843Again, just pointing out that all you have done for many threads in a row now is cry about Canada.
maybe we should just let canada win so they can break into the top 10
Anyone watching ECHL tonight?
>>153600811Now it's 1-2....lmfao this retard is so mentally broken. Don't worry son, there are suicide pods available for when you lose. It'll be ok
>exhibition matches like the olympics matter>the olympics are still valid without russiapick one
>>153600834Not even true at all. Americans are boisterous bastards who think an uncalled foul is somehow grounds for disqualification in a sport they know nothing about. Canadians have every right to call out American incompetence.
>>153600860Yeah it's crazy, we did it with college kids and they needed a team full of hall of famers, weird for the predominant hockey superpower.
When are we going to bed fellas?
Why is /hoc/ now just a couple of Americans having a melty?
>>153600871This retard legitimately thinks every American poster is the same person top kek
>m-m-mild-c-cuckkwasoftpusy. 1993.
the olympics are every 4 yearsthe stan lee is every year32 years of no stan lee is equivalent to 124 years of olympic hockey
>>153600878It's you, the guy who is a fan of the Minnesota Wild, and the German/vpn user. All of you literally cannot stop obsessing over Canada
>>153600905Canadians win the cup every year.
did you know that, assuming every NHL team has an equal chance to win the stanley cup, the odds of a canadian team not winning in 32 years straight is about 1 in 2600? That's incredible, especially as its their only sport
>>153600910Holy fuck he truly is a schizo
>the American team I cheer for does better!!!!!! reeeeeeeeeeee!kwasofpusy.
>>153600834>Tf>TpPot kettle etc
>>153600902Not all of them, but it's easy to spot those who spam. Do you really think this thread would have more than a dozen unique IPs? You know that 4chan is dying right?
What's up with the canadians on american flags, vpns or diaspora?
>>153600866>Mickey mouse exhibition matches?
>>153600897Sunday afternoon
>>153600930LMAO see??? >>153600931NOBODY but the mildcuck posts the crying avs kid
>>153600931American Team fielding Canadians
>>153600946Whatever you tell yourself to feel better at night schizo
>canadians cucked into playing for american teamshumilation ritual
One Nine Eight Zero
why is xhe rb vpnfagging so hard? retard ruined this fine genny
>>153600946>You know that 4chan is dying right?Can it hurry the fuck up?
>always the bridesmaid oh no no no
>SEEEEE? HE'S DOING IT AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!kwab. 1993.
>>153600975he thinks he's sneaky
Tomorrow will be glorious.
where are the intellectuals like dougie hamilton
>leafcucks really are reduced to trying to get revenge once every 4 years on hated Americans who cuck them out of their precious Stan Lee, the Holy Grail Of Hockey, every single year
>>153600978>over 300 million people>2 golds everTop kek
>>153600950>2006
1993. Every.Single.Year.
>>153600990like seriously trb, it's embarrassing do you know that others feel shame for you?
Do these cucknadians think every american poster is the same person? Do they not know how the internet works in canada?
>>153600990>faggot using a vpn to pretend to be german
>>153600987
what's a trb and why's he got leafs so mindbroken
>>153600696coffee, homemade breakfast sandwich, and 3 king cans of beer
>>153601020If you think this is bad, just wait until tomorrow when they get their asterisk silver
>>153600693canadians are absolutely desperate for americans to care about hockey for some reason
Did you know that you would need to go all the way back to 1952 to find the last Canadian men's team to win a gold medal without NHLers?
>>153601002>old man bubblin can't keep track of xis vpnsKWAB
>>153600897In half an hour
>>153600696leftover homemade pizza
the chances of me waking up at 6am on a sunday is about 0%
kek cancuck diaspora who fled his land for America trying to be nationalist
I don't know what the fuck AI is implying with the beheaded doll
>mrw we dab on the amerifats tomorrow
based bettman keeping canucks cucked :)
>>153601076thats bedard
no church tomorrow!!!!!!
>>153601072it's once every four yearsdig the fuck in
>>153601081>Post gif of the game where Americans women's dabbed on Cancucks
>>153601081
>>153600980mildcuck
>>153601081Zesty
>>153601081is that carney?
Europeans keeping both of you cucked with a shitty start timeYou learn your place
>>153601094WrongI will report you to the reverend if I hear you miss services of a hockey game
>>153601086lmao, and it even looks like him too
>>153601046based fried egg on head enjoyermight i suggest u tryit on leg for tomorrows game if you feel like it
America already won Gold in hockey right? So Canada can only tie at best
>>153601121Is that place above all the other Euro hockey teams?
>>153601100>he watches womens hockey lmao
>>153601132it does get that hot occasionally
>>153601143Canadians don't respect women
>>153601147We don't care about hockey but we will ruin it for you :)Eat shit new worlders
>>153601136I remember this game. First Olympics too, was like 12
>>153601057Is this supposed to be York? war crime BTW and not surprised to see you celebrate it
>>153601136iginla often gets overlooked here for making such a great pass under pressure and falling down
>NOOOO those medals don't countKek
>>153601161I was the same age as you :)
Slovakia is in africa
>tfw not the reigning, defending, undisputed olympic champion of the world anymorei dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
>>153601179You should be asleep, kid. It's nighttime.
>>153601177they arent #4
She won the Olympics and the narrative around itNobody will care about this meme hockey game (unless America wins)Your *'d no russia exhibition matches lost to hated figure skating once again
>>153601190akshuly i just woke up
>>153601179There's always 2030, Pekka
bedard will have his day in the sun, likely next olympicsbut until then he can only watch from the sidelines :(
>>153601152>Hes gonna pretend he didn't see it because Canada doesn't actually like hockey that muchOk bud
>>153601200I did too4 hours of sleep. Still somewhat suicidal
hockey is canada's only sport, they canonically care about women's hockey a lot :)
>>153601205>he actually watched women sports
>>153601202PAIN
>He lost in his only sport to a country who has it as their 13th biggest sportGrim
>>153601222trips of truth
>>153601167So is paying reds to terroize white settlers
I want to marry Alysa Liu.
>>153601219Swear on your MOMS life you didn't watch it
the 'lympics are also getting me excited for the Škoda cup
>>153601246she was grown in a lab
>>153600724Just buy electrolyte tablets you clown they are literally right next to that stuff. That shit is lile drinking syrup.
>>153601246Sorry she's already married! (To me)
>>153601253Committee designed to be the world's most perfect woman.
>>153601238that's not a crime at all though
I'm looking forward to the NHL's return.
>>153601252now thats a asterix free tournament
need macklin to go for the raccoon hair look
Niggas i'm an idiotI fell asleep at the start of the 3rd period
why does every anglo country except canada have multiple sports
>>153601280the nhl needs more crazy hair
>>153601269Tis
>>153601278me too
>>153601279for me it's how it always has great mascots
>>153601296>hire people for a warnot a crime>they are in your own territoryextra not a crime
>>153601292Canad does have American football, CFL iirc
>>153601298thanks was looking for this image
>>153601292Canada also has curling, it's just that they need to cheat at it.
>>153600696Wtf
>>153601307Baseball
>>153601199The rotten cunt won I'll give her that
>>153601279will khl players be competing?
>>153601298both of the things being said in the speech bubble are true thoughyou could replace them with 2+2=4 and 4+4=8 and the meme would make just as much sense
>>153601306Ope let me clarify. Hired them to kill civilians and POWs is. They weren't paid to just to be mercenaries >In their own territory LolLMAO even
>>153601320Oh yea I forgot
>>153600696It's not even Sunday wtf
1993
>>153601329kek they really do be coping about the 32 years
>>153601331>applying the standards of modernity to the pastanon>in their own territoryyes? nobody disputes this, it was literally the point
>>153601295backin the day it did, but now everybody is skillmaxxing and having short hair/bald is better than sick flow by half a percentage point or something
Whose all nightn with me bros??
>>153601312Anon, they cheat at everything
>>153601360im just pointing out the facts
>>153601320Pro wrestling like bret the hitman hart, chris jericho and chris benoit
>>153601363>Akshually killing civilians and POWs wasn't considered a war crime until Geneva Dude come off it>It's not dispute!let me break it down>Side with British>Lose>Sign treaty ceding land>Break treaty>Lose again>"WTF WHY ARE THERE CONSEQUENCES??"
how many canadians will kms tomorrow?
>>153601366lame
>>153601382he was hit in the face you silly git, that is a benulty
>>1536013950, because gold medal winners don't kill themselves.
why do canadian players abandon their home country and its teams to play for The Glory of Hated American Teams
>>153601394>american invoking treaties with indianslol way to instantly forfeit
>>153601404Even if it was his own fault?
>>153601382Canada is cheatBut. Why Finland giv up 2-0 lead
>>153601368I'm hitting the hay soon
>>153601368im already falling asleep
>>153601409when did you move from canada to america?
>>153601411Yes lolIndians weren't a monolith they were several tribes, and those tribes would constantly raid American territory (act of war) get invaded, lose, and loose territory, (the cost of losing a war)But I'm not gonna shit up spee with politics anymore
>>153601410players rarely choose teams based on home country anon. look at how many americans are on the nucks for example.
>>153601431fair enough. there's already enough shit here.
>his body has to shut down for 8 hours every night>must also constantly replenish food and water supply>must piss AND shit, constantlycouldnt be me
>>153601439Just learned my Kwings are a farm team for the nucks which I thought was odd considering the distance
Slaf and the boys should be proud
>>153601413Yes, you need to be in control of your stick at all times.ALTHOUGH there isn't a chance in an NHL elimination game that wouldn't have been called for embellishment on top of the high stick.
>>153601443Also WTF my kid was watching bluey and Lucky's dad was singing a song that I thought was catchy and it's this morbid ass song about being a prisoner, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFGKTFzez1Y&pp=0gcJCaIKAYcqIYzv
got my weenor sucked last night and felt nothing i miss my ex :(
>>153601478Sad! :( why did u and him break up?
>>153601448yeah there are some weird pairings out there
>>153601425I'm just living in reality.
candians piss and shit on Ice like they are jeets on the street
>>153601478be grateful that you got that good suck
>>153601448The Nucks AHL team used to be in Utica.
>tfw no hockey fan gf
>>153601502AND manitobago moose
>>153601483(s)he wanted to get married but it was far too early. we’d only met eachothers parents twice.
>>153601478Don't worry you're going to feel worse tomorrow
gas all nuck fans
>>153601499it was mediocre. she has a nice body but face kinda meh. plus mega normoid personality. perhaps i am too picky
>>153601514usually do
>>153601522all that matters is that you coomed
>>153601488it's true, whenever i need to go to the potty i call up a cab and drive 10 minutes to the nearest arena, pay the entry fee, and go directly to center icezamboni driver hates me but i say im giving him good job security
>>153601505look for one on twitter
>>153601472folk music! the unofficial national anthem is about a thief killing himself.
>>153601539didn’t even coom from that toothy shit. had to go home and finish off in the toilet. at least the shame wasn’t as great since i technically did some sexo with a woman but still. i miss big deep cream pie with a bonded big booty gf.
>>153601521
i'll never lose my virginity because i never losei want to be a role model for team usa
>step out for a few hours>Can'tnadians having an epic meltdown It already started and they still haven't even lost yet officially
They are literally pissing and shitting on ice right now ffs
>>153601641
>>153601624
can't watch to watch team usa play just like my islanders
>>153601562it's true when in brampton do as the bramptonians
>>153601624Based /hoc/ follows in the footsteps of crosby and waits until marriage
Huomenta but the opposite
can't wait for trb to get btfo by bud again
>>153601624consider yourself lucky. id do ANYTHING to get my hyman back.
Crosby’s going to play and lose his leg tomorrow
>>153601740It shall be his final hockey game
>>153601735need bedard in this and matching panties NOW
>>153601740sweep the leg
>>153601692more liek braptonians cuz they be brappin'
>>153601755but he's a nucks fan
U.S. delegation has arrived
>>153601763
>>153601783tr00but i still need it
>>153601740He'll do an honorary lap and then take out both Tkachuks with a maple bomb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G_p-L9FTLA
didney lives! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVCCLB6jxE9/
gn see you in the morning
>>153601875sleep tightly
>mfw the red wings can make the playoffs for the first time in ten years
americans and canadians can definitely agree on one thing: it's okay getting absolutely shitfaced on a sunday morning in the name of hockey
>>153601899>state of emergencywut?
>>153601899>For counties not under state of emergency WTF? When did New York declare a state of emergency and for what?
>>153601899majority of Americans don't drink anymore saar
>>153601923i'll drink to that. cheers!
>>153601915Snow hurricane is on the way.
Canada is cursed. They cursed themselves. I only helped
I'm going to miss the entire game, it starts at 12:30am and it's a school night. I'll be taking a sleeping pill around 9pm so I guess I'll be the last to know what happened
>>153601915outbreak of bulbasaurs
>>153601915>>153601920Greater New York City area is under SOE because of winter storm KEK pussies
>>153601915>>153601920Snowstorm rolling through tomorrow.
i will be praying for this man tonight
>>153601960normal tuesday in canada
>>153601960>>153601952>>153601959oh, no! not a snowstorm in february!
>>153600693who gives a shit? most of the players aren't American
>>153601920snow, there is supposed to be like 2 feet of it with 50mph winds + ice
>>153601915Holofrost
>>153601957damn i'll send my chikorita over to help
>>153602000Hey, I'm not the one in charge. I wouldn't call anything less than 5' of snow an emergency.
>people think Trump is getting ready to bomb Iran>he’s actually getting ready to bomb Canada just incase things don’t go as planned for gold medal game tomorrow
>>153602006>2ftJFC how shitty is the infrastructure of our LARGEST FUCKING CITY that they can't handle 2 fucking ft
>>153602018>doesn't know type advantagesYou fucking idiot, that's half damage.
>>153601920Challenge: drive drunk in a blizzard from a shithole bar with the dumbest chuds you have ever seen after the USA loses the gold medal game in 3v3 overtime on a bad call
>>153602033You say that like 2 feet of snow isn't a huge amount.
>8 AM I don't think I can do it bros
>>153602047no i meant to help the outbreak, not new yorkers
>>153602030based. what i voted for.
>>153602033Brother I have been in NYC during a huge snowstorm. You don't just go out and about like it's a random day expecting everything to be the same with that many people in a small island
>>153601366why wasn't link dressed for Finland?
>>153602078Based
>>153602079
>>153602065I live near the Great lakes. Not trying to dick measure but it's all mentality
>>153602106don't question it connor, just open your bussy and accept it.
>>153602033you have a loicense for that snow shovel?
>>153601955Finally they invented a pill to get you to shut the fuck up
>>153602123ok
>>153602116>Not trying to dick measureoh, ok, fine. *zips up fly*
>>153600663>>153600688The fuckin bar opens at 8 tomorrow just for this game LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS
>>153601899That's pretty based.
>>153602128Maybe he means paperwork for truck plows? Idk so people drive f150s in NYC?
>>153602128>show up, useful idiots! do the work you pay tax dollars for!kek, they really did elect a fuckin' commie, didn't they?
how long after the us wins gold do we annex them bros?
>>153602152The US doesn't win gold
>>153602129ghee whiz, and coming from someone who posts 20x more than me
>>153602152Fallout lore says 2072.
>>153602152annex us? you couldn't annex a dominos pizza parlor
>>153602152Both events are equally likely to happen
>>153602169Kinda, we would be better off annexing a dominos pizza "parlor", who the fuck calls them parlors anymore btw. Fuckin' boomer.
this is nuts
>>153602171>100% chancebased 51 chad
>parlor
>>153602171There's is quite literally nothing we would gain from a political union that we can't get from each other now
love arguing with my ameribros
>>153602181Ray Parlour was a midfielder for Arsenal
>>153602169least obvious VPNjeet
>>15360218751 chud you mean, fuck traitorsnow excuse me while i shit my guts out i am feeling sick today
>>153602211the d man will name gretz pirme minny bro
When is somebody going to actually discuss things like matchups and the players on the actual team this entire olympics has bern nothing but generic "my country is better than your country faggot"
>>153602208Canadians literally won a war against American forces. There is no evidence that the result wouldn't be the same were the US be stupid enough to cross into the Great North.
>>153602211take a xanax and a midol. you'll feel better.
>>153602198French Canadian terrorism
>>153602152Immediately, already got the snow chains on.
>>153602227KWAB
>>153602227When Quinn Hughes is on the ice, there should be an automatic too many men penalty because of his ghost friends.
Canada is obviously the favorite but what are the odds that the team USA wins?
>>153602228Canadians also spell it parlour.
>leafs VPNing to America kek
>>153602227lol settle down Pierre
>>153602227Skaters matchups are obviously not a problem for Canada but I'm honestly worried about goaltending
>>153602227
>>153602234>FC terries Is that just passive aggressive remarks?
>>153602257based dylan calling em out
>>153602234If a war happens, the first place to get nuked in Quebec.
>>153602228>Canadianskek, no.
>>153602227There’s no tactics or matchups to discuss. Canada is cursed. The game is over. They’ve lost. It is what it is
eichel is elite at shutting mcdavid down.
>>153602147more likely this is because many places in the world don't let random people to do the work of city services on a whim. a permit is needed.
>>153602227USA wins every matchup regardless of who is on the ice for either team aside from the McGaykid/Celebrini/Whoever line who will end up carrying the game for them anyways.There, there's you're matchup discussion, dumbass.
>>153602287So those two old men can skate around and watch Macklin score
War of 1812 was a tie
>>153602292Oi you got a loicense fer dat shov'l?
>>153602227The only Canadian player I care about might not even play
>>153602287USA should have traded for Brodin if he was healthy. He's shuts mcbitch down every game.
>>153602308celebrini will likely get injured by brady or mcavoy within the first couple minutes
>>153602287there's an outside chance canada will finally remember all of its lines are capable of scoring.
>>153602227None of that matters, unironically. Both teams are full of NHLers who don't normally play together and have only been on the same team together for a few weeks now. Whichever is the stronger team will depend far more on which adapted more quickly and comes together as a team faster, which depends a lot on the quality of the coaching staff and how much they actually trained before the games started.Both teams have huge pressure on their shoulders and their morale and nerves and sport psychology will factor into their performance more than their individual skill. Just like Canada almost choking to Czechia or our women's team choking in the last 2 minutes, your ability to stay consistent under pressure will be the deciding factor here.So far both teams have been choking left and right as soon as the euro teams show any serious signs of resistance, despite the huge skill difference. This match is unironically going to be a game of russian roulette to see who throws their team the game first.
>>153602300McDavid scores 6 goals alone.
>>153602310We won heavily but the cucks in London gave way the great lake states for dumb ideals like "keeping the peace" and "sustainable politics"
>>153602310>b-b-b-but >we burned a building down, even though nothing of value was lost and it was promptly rebuilt in a better state too!!!!!!
Canada gained its independence two years after America last won goldhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Act_1982
>>153602337>Both teams have huge pressure on their shoulders and their morale and nerves and sport psychology will factor into their performance more than their individual skill.False Only Canada cares
seriously though, usa are fucked if they take as many benulties as they did against slovakia
>>153602345>WeYour ancestors were sucking crown cunt and cock for another century after the end of that war. There is no "We".
>>153602345We literally were in Toronto and burned York down. You were in no possession to claim any of Michigan after we retook Detroit
>>153602369Settle down pal
>>153602310I would say it was a loss for us, but not a big one.
>>153602366>seriously though, usa are fuckedCould've stopped there
>>153602348>traumatized so badly they moved their capital just to be further away from CanadaBest tie in history.
>>153602378>burned it down Useless at the bargining table if you don't control it.
My little brown mutilated mutt cock is twitching with anticipation to watch the tkachuk’s give McCracker their BMC
>>153602350the queen is on your money kwab
>>153602378Position***I have committed a TYPO ATTN EVERYONE IN THE THREAD I MISSPELLED SOMETHING
>>153602387>s-settle down!No.
>>153602337Canada looks like shit on the team side, it's all individual effort that's been brute forcing it's way through the games and I don't see it going any differently here.I can see the USA team winning the Stanley Cup if they were a real team, I can't see Canada but it doesn't matter in single elimination with two weeks of practice.
Wait kek Canada lost territory in 1812? Then America actually won the war if so
>>153602393based Can'tnadian refugee
>>153602395>moved their capitalbased retard.
>>153602395>Moved out capital What? D.C was settled after the revolution as a split between North and South, it was never moved? Is this what they teach you in Canada?
canadians drink milk out of bags KEK
>>153602245he's 100% haunted that is true
>>153602440don't call your mother's breasts bags
>>153602440yeah, titty bags
>>153602461she's dead!
>>153602395
