>27.0210:00/16:00 Noko - Compact Individual Flying Hill HS235/7.5 kmminjvious >>153587965
>>153611004
Minja webms where
>>153611004>/minja/ formerly >calleNice
>rest week
God I love women>and that one German anon
>>153611152
Minge
Märta won today
>>153611004did kulm always have a langrenn course nearby or did they build a new one so they could host nordic combined?
>>153607657sniffa
>>153611935Where do I order her
Now what
>>153611671they've made a temporary one starting and finishing in the out-run area
>>153611174Hnnng, sooo platt
>>153612325Now we die.
>>153612130sold out
thinking of going to Kuopio
>>153611935How can one girl be so perfect? It's not fair bros
basert ameripuck
USA USA USA
>>153612325Am I faceblind or does that not look like Frida at all
It's over
america won the olympicsi kneel
>>153616579yeah its the deoranged clone
Fortunately there's t&f to watch
it's over...
>>153619579what event
>>153621357Indoor tour gold torun
Wait, I thought we were a Heta board?
>>153621496
Ragne board*
I'm watching the womans relay againHehehe
>>153621496minge heta civil war might be upon us
>>153621778
>>153621815
Timon got himself a girlfriend
>>153621778back2back chokes kek
>>153622192Lucky
:)
>>153622357It only took 15 years, so it's hope for everyone.
This Olympic cycle we will all get our Makula gf's
>>153623598Imagine getting to share your life with one of those women..... wouldnt that be crazy?Hehe.....
>>153623553her time is almost up
>>153623860Finally ready to settle down :)
>>153623880hopefully with a stupid norge (me) this time
>>153623753It's gonna happen
>Back to the boring life schedule
Closing triumph starting soon
Time for Ebba to get her medal
>>153625136
>>153625217That is a massive dammsugare
is it true they can get orgasms from all the thigh rubbing...
>>153625217You can't eat marsipankake with a munnbind Ebba
>>153625217
>>153625851
>>153625217>Frida gets a big pretty cake covered in berries>Ebba gets a smol brown tubeThis isn't fair.
Ebba and Klaebo in da house
doggo spotted
>>153626870mmmm>>153626871the wolfdog?
>>153626959french longhair
>>153627018
Lou strikes me as the type to get all her hair lasered away
>>153627116yeahnot something i want to think about, but yeah
Danse danse
get off the stage lucas
ebba time
they're so smol:)
EBBA
HAIDI
>>153626682ebba is 2nd tier athlete
The dudes are enjoying the moment
fuck off norway
Death to Iversen
you love us
>>153628365
>>153628520I do, winter sports wouldn’t be as fun without you or barely even exist here
I'M BLUE
Janny dance
>>153628570love you(r girls) too!
Not racist, I love girls of all nations as long as they're cute
it's overit's so so overwhat's next?
>>153628715Død
>>153611935
>>153628715
>>153629302where can one watch the IBU cup?
Just saw Loudawg I think
>>153629663Seniore seniore. They don't stream it anymore
>4 rest years
Where's Giorgio Moroder when you need him?
GGs o7
>>153625399I don't remember this episode of Fargo
Thank you /calle/!
>>153631524thank YOU!
Back to wage slaving tomorrow i guess. Was really fun to play sick with you guys
>>153622699Picture the intercourse
/t&f/ back soon hopefully
>>153631822fkk
>>153632906she was cute going up to the podium today.very autistic
>>153632906E B B ABBA
Will kläbo sweep it all in four years aswell? He seems robotic enough to keep it up and norwegians NEVER retire early
>>153633380>33 y.osure, why not
>>153633380Not sure about that. He says that he can't live like this forever, and that he struggling with the insane training and the insulation. Maybe he'll take it easy and do a comeback. Everybody is expecting him to do another Olympics, but i'm not that sure about that too, dude got a girl and probably gonna get soft with kids like JTB.
>>153633520i wouldnt get soft with minja
Allright can we go back to being /biathlon/ now?
>>153634446You tell ’em Anna Friberg, you’re an accomplished uuhhhh ummmmm nothing?
Ebba winsliterally the only redemption story of the entire OlympicsKlaeboEbbaand Italian speed skater other than that, these Olympics sucked so much ass - the most fails and mediocrity i've ever fuckin seen
>>153634446>random literal who journalist tells actual Olympic athletes they've failedActually infuriating lol
Why are Americans all so obsessed with narratives and redemption stories?
>>153633380pissed off bolshunov and a grown up saveliy in his prime, both under our glorious flag this time, won't let him
Medal table without judge based sports (they are not real sports).
someone needs to tell Ebba that she was supposed to poison the Norge's before the Olympics not after
>>153635244why are dutch so retarded?
>>153636127reflects the events i watchedfar more realistic
>>153636279the Dutch*Try not to be a retard yourself before calling anyone else one
>>153636332you don't deserve a cap nor an article
>>153635544We were robbed of the most kino rivalry in langrenn
>>153635244It's funny because this retardation almost killed vonn
>>153631822No ty, noko girls are for handholding only.
>>153627018had to check twice, thought it was a German flag
>>153625217>>153636170nice gyno bro
What happened to peach? Has she talked about why she's so terrible nowadays, especially at shooting? It's hard to believe that she used to be a half-way decent prone-shooter. She was improving and had something like 80% accuracy over a season. Multiple top-15 results at the end of world cup seasons, which isn't bad at all. She used to completely destroy the others in skiing in some races and not be the mediocre slowpoke that she is today. Now, she's far worse than she was in her first season, as if she's had no practice at all. This happened to Stina too btw.
based retards ebba and heidy did itan adorable medal stand
It's a new race week :)
What are the actual rules when it comes to shooting in the biathlon?I mean is Kläbo fast enough in for example the 20km races to just take the 5 penalties every shooting and still win?
>>153635244They can't enjoy sports for sports sake so have to inject "narrative" into everything.Handgegg literally argued in court that they aren't a sports organization, but an entertainment company.
>>153638942Pretty sure you have to stop and shoot. If you don't you get DQ'ed.They did some tests in some mem event in Norway some years ago to test, and I'm pretty sure the biathletes with a 5/5 shooting won, though I can't find the results anywhere.
>>153638996What if he doesn't waste time with positioning and aiming at the range just charge and shoots randomly
>>153638942Biathletes have always been fast XC skiers, so there's no way in hell. Even Klæbo had to be at least decent at shooting
if klaebo learns how to shoot i'm going to kill myself
>>153638996Yeah I understand he has to shoot. But five quick misses without taking time to get the pulse down etc. The longer the race distance the more time for Kläbo to make it up. For example his 20km skiathlon is almsot 6 minutes faster than the men's 20km ind biathlon gold and we all know he didn't need to max out there.>>153639178I know they're fast. But Kläbo is on another level.
>>153639213Not a chance
>>153639213He's not winning anything with 20 penalty minutes, biathletes are not that slow and Klábo is mostly a mass start babby who's not as dominant at interval races
>>153639240The last time there was a 15km freestyle at the World championships 2023. The victory time for Hemstad Krüger was 32:17Dale-Skjevdal in the Olympics 15km 39:17 with no misses.You wont lose 7 minutes doing 20 rounds
>>153639267I don't have the energy to argue. This is like me saying a midget would be the best hockey player because he could skate between everyone's legs. Just retarded
The specialists are better but not by much.pic rel Mass start national championship from last year.
>>15363930610k in Oslo two weeks earlier
>>153639343whats the word on makula?
We won the womens Olympics
>>153639426She apparently has herniated disc again and feels worse than last year. Will try to treat it in the next months, but I fear its over for her.
>>153639267>You wont lose 7 minutes doing 20 roundsWell, 20 rounds times roughly 20 seconds is 400 seconds or 6 minutes and 40 seconds. So it's not unlikely to lose 7 minutes doing 20 penalty laps
>>153639489Sverige... I kneel.
>>153639337incredible mogging
>>15363948990% of the women we send unironically suck at sportsWe could send an all men's team to the Olympics and still place 1stIt's an actual problem that just keeps getting worsehttps://www.nrk.no/sport/kvinneproblemet-i-norsk-idrett_-_-skremmende-1.16142026
>>153639771How do Italian women do it?
>>153639856I'll train em
>>153639489if mommy lollo didn't beat merel by 0.1s we could have won the female olympics, god damnit
>Jordan Stolz will compete in both the World Sprint Championships and the World Allround Championships in Heerenveen next week. The American speed skating phenomenon won two Olympic titles in Milan, but has no desire to rest yet.
>>153639963draftbabby
>>153639977Is having a big nose an unfair advantage in sneedskating?
Italy and Norway wants to remove the womens 50k from international championships because their girls are scared of the long distance
>>153640105replace it with horski
>>153640105it's honestly just unhealthy.
>>153640095Happy to see so many talents
>>153640105It's objectively a shit eventNo one wants to watch the bronze medalist finishing 6 and a half minutes behindIn Trondheim there was a 10 minute gap to 10th placeSame reason no one watches Glue Classics
>>153639963>what ifwhat if ebba didn't somersault?
>>153640170>BURGER KING>BURGER KING>BURGER KING>BURGER KING>BURGER KINGMan, what an embarrassment.
>>153640144more Saint Boys
>>153640223Langrenn is a clusterfuck of shameless ads and yet they're "too good" to place them on their butts
>>153639856What about 4th places?
>>153640223Northug ran out of money for cocaine, please understand
I had Burger King once when I had 12 at Amsterdam airport, I threw up in the bathroom 10 minutes later and haven't had it since.
All those billions on the F35 were well spent I see
>>153639593Damn that sucks. I hope she recovers well.
>unironically counting 4-8th placingsK E K W A B
>>153640420>those biathlon numbers
>>153640420>>153640444
>>153640420Never dodging the 4thmany allegations kek
>>153638391She's been constantly sick since the beginning of the season. First she got sick after that meme event in Munchen, then she got sick after Ostersund, then she got sick before Nove Mesto and she didn't fully recover for the olympics. She hasn't had a proper block of training since summer. I think there were reports that she was also sick during the new years.
>>153640420fuck, we got absolutely destroyed
>>153638563Miss Ragnhild still
>>153639856>saves her gender and her sport
>>153640701Big booba powah
I miss ThiccSuz
>world cup in julyit's just not the samei'n gonna miss talking about sportssee you in two years
>>153640809you know sports happens outside of the olympics right
>>153640824i hate club sports
>>153640828you know winter sports happens outside of the olympics right
Can we fix our langrenn women's team before 2030?
>>153640883Tank is already top tier, just needs to work a bit on her staminaMyhrvold, Drivenes, Sanness, Fosnæs, Grøtting, Aabrekk and Milla have potential for sure
>>153640934Oh, and Simpson LarsenShe'll be 32 in 2030
Business idea: we help Norwegian skaters develop further and Norway helps us develop some langrenn athletes
>>153640971deal
>>153640979
>>153640858falsewinter athletes spend 4 years in hybernation waiting for more snow to settle
>>153640095sniffa
>>153640987yes!>>153641015I'm sorry, I shouldn't have tried to deceive you
For me it's women with very feminine features but the legs of a centaur
>>153640809Fratello, the world cups continue this weekend, except biathlon that resumes next week.
>>153641063Biathletes always the laziest
>>153641043Most based post ITT
What are some German talent's?
>>153641043
>>153640420>>153640620delete this
>>153640750;_;
Honestly really curious what Suz will do after this season. She's not good enough at longtrack sprinting to compete for victories with Femke, and she's a hasbeen in shorttrack + national team and coach don't like her. I don't think she has the personality to deal with being a subpar athlete competing for scraps.Won't surprise me if she retires soon.
>>153641303>national team and coach don't like herWas really quite awkard to see how Suz was kind of hanging around the other short-track girls and the team while they were celebrating and she was just kind of *there* looking lost
>>153611004>all this talk about finnish jumpers and they're not even in the top 20 in large hill at the olympics>swedish girl who i've never heard of beats them in their own completely real sport
>>153641303>suz washed up>nadine is already 31my dutch waifus...
Watch Jessie's documentary NOWhttps://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/threshold_2026
>>153641380can I wait until I'm home from work?
>>153641303come pull a victor an once we're reinstated
>>153641380I'M GONNA WATCH JESSIE'S KINO!
Germanybros, there are 10 days until the next biathlon race and Franzi is gone. What are we supposed to do now?
>>153641380Maybe after I watch this tonight
>>153641501NO! YOU MUST QUIT WORK NOW AND EXAMINE JESSIE'S PAIN CAVETHE HORN HAS BEEN BLOWNTHERE IS NO TIME
I WILL REMEMBER YOOOUUUUU
>>153641380B RAVE
Next season you won't think about her anymore
>>153641648>pops out a kid>next season pregnancy doping
>>153641677I hope pregnancy doping becomes a thing and all female athletes start doing it.
<---- Start doing this
>>153641616on my way
>>153641737>start encouraging white women to have white kidsWe all know the "funny hat"-clan wouldn't allow that.
>>153641157u20/23 world champs next week, we'll see if there is any
>>153641819Canada does actually have a good U23 team
>>153641819I can see my workplace from there!
she's so pretty bros
>>153641870finlandia finlandiakitos kippis megapussia
>>153641844very good team
>>153641886suomi
>>153641917https://youtu.be/BJ81BULwtzY?si=pxdR8HqXLC1wWy4t
>>153642184This is just sverigefinska with a few norwegian words thrown in
>>153642238one folkone reich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfhLrHEMOlI
>>153642571TIIIIIIIITTTAAAAAAA
>>153642571Kek, reminds of that HAN HAR FASTNAT I VINKELVOLTEN clip.
all my tourist frens are leaving
>>153642811
>>153642811the real frens were the tourists we met along the way
>>153642811I wish we could all live in the olympic village together.
>>153642811See you in 4 years.
>>153642811If Im still around I'll come back next winter
Were there any russian qt's at this year's olympics? I'm sick of the fat burgers with meme haircuts. Show me the petite, 45 kg slavs.
Kys Svenne
>>153641157Leo Pfund, Marlene Fichtner und Julia Kink
>>153643123Fuck off
>>153643162>>153643132talk about figure skating isn't allowed in this general, fags?
>>153643172No, you’re banned from this board, literally, just because this site is dead and mods doesn’t exist anymore doesn’t mean we have to tolerate homopedo dance
>>153642862Is lesbianism a common disease among nordic athletes?
>>153642811I wonder to how many /calle/ /minja/ /biathlon/ favorites we introduced them to
resting until saturday is a bit much
French Alps 2030
I hope these two will become elite before the next olympics
>>153644575I hope Milla vs Märta will be the next Olympics
20230 will be her yeear
>>153644724God i hope. But she ain’t got shit on le frenchies and cuteheimer
All of the posters of Swedish athletes are non-Swedes
>>153644724>already 23It’s over
>>153644754they should join us, where they would be appreciated
Happy birthday grampsJust a few more races now and the record is broken
>>153644795
>>153644824I watched his debut
>>153644841top left a cute>>153644851come home, white woman
Ebba is planning to compete in the skiathlon in Falun this weekend
Fuck Oslo.Let the real vinter olympics start! Fuck the asian aurora chasers, let's have a real vinter olympics. North Norway, Sweden and Finland. Could be the best Olympics ever!
>>153645002Ebba is hard core. That's why i love her. She gonna do glue classics without a team when the season end and win it. That's Ebba.
>>153645014>Fuck Oslo.yes>Fuck the asian aurora chasersyes>North Norway, Sweden and Finland. Could be the best Olympics ever!yes!!
>>153645038She’s one step shy of being downs, channeling all that tard into skiing
>>153644997When did the switch happen, when did winter sports women turn from ogres into pretty nice looking ladies
>>153645014Let all the competitors freeze to death!
>>153645136Are you afraid of winter gay boi? Costal north is warm.
>>153645185Inland norrland is not, and you said north
>>153645233
>>153644724she's getting worse at a rapid pace though.
>>153645422We have zero regrowth anywhere, the one thing we kinda have is Alvar and apperently the langrenn federation wants to fuck the boy over as hard as they can
>>153645069Around 2010 I'd say
>nordic country with women doing much worse than the country's men: has to caused by sexism and misogyny!>10x more money to women right now; also, fuck men>nordic country with men doing much worse the women: they just suck! lol >haha they're so bad>anyway, this is not a problem, guysWhy is skiing so full of feminist bitches and beta men who accept their bs worldview? You actually have to hear them talk about the "patriarchy," even though they're favored by every instititution and get to live in obviously matriarchal societies.
>>153645480"The Swedish federation"Just send him to us baby.
>>153645568It's not. You are delusion.
>>153645568Champion to funnel boys into skiing instead of hockey and football to make a difference, /pol/ posting will not.
I've heard of norwegain studies into researching misogyny in norwegian biathlon merely because the women aren't performing as well as the men. It's probably taken as an accepted fact in all the national teams at this point. Conversely, the idea that men are discriminated against anywhere in swedish society and this could be what's causing men's trouble would never be uttered by anyone in public life.
Svenne pls
Menbros...
Does the word "Vagina" make you uncomfortable, Mr. Bolger? Does your johnson start to caucus?
>>153645716I feel so oppressed now. Pls hold me gaibros. Give me a hug.
>>153645568ehm, this is not a politics board. pls go elsewhere, thanks
love women, just like ragne
coomers out
cum in minja
Coomarella
>>153645014do you even have a single ice tube?>>153645268this is how i iceskate btw
>>153648600I don't know these people(although it could be junicorn in the back)
>>153648746Tandrevold and Kirkeeide
>>153645038>>153645058Don't bully are retard. Somersaults are the key to Olympic epic eternity.
>>153644874objectively hast the wirst jaw of them
should short individual be part of the next olympics?
>>153642811i'm still herebut i've come here before out of late night boredom
>>153649066nikaa to skidskytte when?
Nika might be the most trad woman of all time
>>153649277With a body like that I think Nika has a duty to cover up
>>153649277i love she
Darcie
>>153646086
>>153649817pull the trigger and end my suffering
ATTENTION ATTENTIONYou may only reply to this thread if your country medalled in a sport where an athlete had to move to the right at some pointNOT SO FAST, LOWLANDIA
>>153649720what's the thing in her eye?
>>153649922To overtake in shorttrack you often do so by moving to the right? And switching from the inside to the outside lane in longtrack is going to the right as well?I know finishing below your smaller neighbour in both the last Summer and Winter Olympics can be painful, but don’t let yourself be mindbroken like this please. It’s unbecoming.
>>153649922Sneed skating is a real and serious sportSource: we got medals in it
>>153649277>most hideous creatura between Lisbon and YokohamaHow do you say 'mios dios, que abominacion' in Mongolian?
German bros, it's never been so over>"We have to be honest about what works and, more importantly, what doesn't work," IOC President Kirsty Coventry said on the eve of the Games in Italy - and had already hinted at the approaching tremors in the program.>According to insider Mackay, there is already widespread acceptance that the Milan and Cortina Winter Games were the last to compete for medals exclusively on snow and ice >Handball and volleyball, for example, are considered sports that could move into winter in the future and take the place of ice skating.>For the upcoming Winter Games in the French Alps in 2030 and Utah in 2034, the sled athletes still have their place secured, at least on paper, due to the current hosting contracts. What will happen next could be clarified at the IOC session in Lausanne on June 24 and 25, when the first results of the program commission are expected.https://www.eurosport.de/olympia/olympia-mailand-cortina/2026/ioc-prueft-zukunft-bob-rodeln-skeleton-schlittensportarten-koennten-aus-programm-fallen_sto23274625/story.shtml
>>153649968>>Handball and volleyball, for example, are considered sports that could move into winter in the future and take the place of ice skatingAbout to finish with less gold medals than fucking Denmark
>>153649968Anon, you forgot the best part!
>>153649994>bloated summer olympicsgee I wonder why that is
>>153649968>>153649994Well that sounds fucking horribleWhich means it will happen of course
>>1536500012500 swimming events are non-negotiable
>>153649928love
>>153649968i hate jewish women so much its unreal
>>153649968>Handball and volleyballHow are those winter sports?
>>153649968Just when I thought the IOC couldn't be more gay
Can our beach volleyball guys adapt to snow?
>>153649992>>153649994There you can see this entire thing is done by people with no brain. The winter Olympics are too short for all the team sports. For example curling started two days before the opening ceremony and ended the very last day. You'd have to move single event sports like pole vault or javelin to the winter olympics but of course this would be way too unpopular to get it through.
>>153650202We are already a pretty good beach volley nation. Would be free golds.
>track&field
>>153649968Protect our winters
>>153650229Summer olympics have team sports like soccer too and they don't last any longer than winter olympics
bros....something tells me.....that....girls noko is not happening....and original noko will be kicked to accomodate snow-breakdance
>>153650391>put in a bunch of meme sports for cheap engagement>but don't you dare show 2 seconds of a woman's behind
>>153649968>handball and volleyballUgh, not ice fishing, not horseskiing, not even snowball fights or speedplowing... the IOC are an enemy of mankind.
>>153650434We already have horseskiing
>>153649968So they allow russians, korea and chinks build gigantic total ghost towns in '14, '18 and '22 but when the frogs only need to add a single thing to their already existing venues it gets btfo and they send us handball and volleyball
>>153649066drone goes bzzzzz
>>153649968If the sport doesnt need cold, ice or snow to be held fuck off to SUMMER OLYMPCISSeriously what are these ideas? First some running then cross country bikes now volleyball??
>>153650753third one is very marryable
Season over for the Coomer
>>153650791Wtf, he had the Tandreheart problem? Ingrid went through that same procedure. Hope he recovers well.
>>153650791season? more like career overbiathlon is not for the faint of heart
>>153650753Isabelle Haak is literally a giant
>>153650931the whore gang
>>153651204Ragne pls
>already over 7khttps://mws.com/product/jutta-leerdam-dLNiTr5RQk--fhG-eSJTgg
>>153651246
>>153650931Based Marijke want nothing to do with these hoes
>>153651252Don't laugh at the GOAT german active Biathlete
>>153651297*4thlete
>>153651297Hate to break it to you, but Germany isn’t a real and serious sports country anymore. You’re literally there to be laughed at
Nothing going on so might watch Topic jumpinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWr6T5FWqw
Me taking the picture
>>153651494Me as the trophy
änkelina topish
>>153651455Topic 2 meters!
>>153650791He died of heartbreak :(
anděla topičová
Anna-Lena Topicsson
Wtf is this shit
>>153651816>>153651569oops sorry bro
>>153651237Chance to sniffa Michelles sweat just for 400
>>153651569Aware Status?
>>153651569>>153651816mmmmfff
What did she mean by this?
>>153651252her head looks like my nutsack lol
>>153651593was only a matter of time desu
>>153652514Cute cute cute
Get that shit outta here until high jump is a part of the Winter Olympics
>>153652540Be nice on rest dayst&f is okay to post here as long as no Americans show up
>>153652318i want to facefuck your nutsack
>>153652550slippery slope
>>153652841Did they....?
there's always been occasional /t&f/ posts and /biathlon/ pics on /t&f/ too
>>153652571No Inouk! Dogs can't eat chocolate!
>>153652883Perhaps the best smile in winter sports right now
Minja should try biathlon or heptathlon
>>153653213Too short and thick for heptathlon
>>153652858>So it happened again
>>153653224based mackie
2nd Fialka retires after the season
>>153653213Copying the success of Geraghty-Moats
Minja this and Minja that. Minja is doing well in what she does best. Nordic combined, the fastest growing sport.
im gonna grow very big and fast for she
:(
>>153654148:(I hope she gets better but a double herniated disc is a bastard.
Why is there extra live news about the King of Norway? Is it finally over?
>>153654148There is someting else she can do, unless IOC wants to ban saintbois
>>153654278There's always another option for czech women
>>153654232He got to see peak and unalived himself
>>153654148not hehe at all :(
Are the Norwegian girls ready for the regular season to continue
>>153654455kek
>>153654278This kills your back!
>>153654763Ready to sit at the bar of a capital city hotel, talking to lonely businessmen in need of a good time
Stop watching porn
>>153654904Stop making porn
>>153654904Look man, ~15 years ago me and my dad went to Russia for his job and we stayed in a hotel on the red square, and the prozzies at the hotel bar remind me very much of her. Just an observation, they were obviously a bit trashier but the same vibe.
>>153645568Maybe it's because >we are so shit but in general Finnish discussion about sport hasn't been very gender focused.Only thing I remember was gallup where female athletes complained about being perved on by sports federation staff and or people involved with the competitions.Our main topics are HOW ARE WE SO SHITTHIS IS EMBARASSINGHOW ARE ALL OUR FEDERATIONS BANKRUPTTHE FINNISH [insert sport] FEDERATION NEEDS TO WAKE UPetc.
>>153654653>>153654763love she i do
>>153654278She should take lessons from a gold medalist
>>153654580too many moas. one needs to leave: ilar
>>153656645wish she would choke me to death with those big arms
