Saved>>153611262
Come on USA, do it for her.
KWAB
FUCK CANADA
holy fucking kino
Are yall not going to church?
>>153613561This is why I can’t get into sportsball when it’s performative junk rigged garbage like this game.
USAUSA USA USAUSA
Is God on our side?
>>153613581I LOVE YOU RACOON, I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU
USA is doing absolutely nothing. Outshot 2:1, can't get any offense going, defense is absolutely limp.
DEVON TOEWS SUCKS
If we switched binnington and hellebuyck it would be 20 - 0 Unironically.
My sphincter is chewing on my chair
Canada is AVERAGING 5 shots on goal PER MINUTE. disaster. america is DONE
>>153613589everyone in this thread is sikh
>>153613587Jesus dude
>>153613589This is church
D4C
Seems very impractical to try to play a sport on ice skates
Man USA can’t even skate anymore
>>153613589I haven't been since I found out christ was jewish
Saade in this thread
Why does USA suck
>>153613589Hockey is our religion up here.
USA TAKE MY ENERGY>USA TAKE MY ENERGYUSA TAKE MY ENERGY>USA TAKE MY ENERGYUSA TAKE MY ENERGY>USA TAKE MY ENERGYUSA TAKE MY ENERGY>USA TAKE MY ENERGY
Congrats Canada for the gold medal win. US never had a chance. But we'll take the medals back when we invade, so it's ok.
>>153613581This is 100% a tranny leftoid woke mindvirus psyop. If you cant see the trees from the forest then I feel bad for you
parayko and marchand should be done for the night desu
>>153613602Get some standards
team helly + some other fellas vs team canada
Keep playing Marchand Canada it's working!
is hockey like football where people pretend defense wins but an unrelenting offense is clearly better?
do you guys see the puck, i sure can't
>>153613614To be fair Sikhs are bro tier immigrants that hand out food to the homeless.
REMINDER WHOEVER WINS THIS GAME WINS THE OLYMPICS
>>153613601I think God would be anti-MAID and cheating
Do the americans not know how to clear the zone without icing it? Is this what happens without a proper public education system?
>>153613589Church isn't necessary for a truly spiritual person, though the community is nice
this is gonna be a 3v3 semen slurper isn't it.
The Americans are playing like this is a pretty big hockey game, but the Canadians are playing like their families will be executed and they'll be sent to forced labor camps if they lose. Do Canadians actually fear annexation?
>>153613589nope. hockey is more important
>>153613589I stopped going after my parents died
hockey!
I don't think USA wants to score anymore
>>153613587HOWEVER
USA stuck in their zone fuckin do something
ICAN'TSCORE
HOLY SHIT, ANOTHER HUGE SAVEtake some pressure off him fucking hell
hellebuyck mvp either way
my celebrini =(
holy FUCK
>>153613623ice skates should be for figure skating ONLY
TOTAL TWINK DEATH
>>153613589Church is for giga fags
>>153613633BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS!!!!!
>>153613601apparently
>>153613642don't follow the puck, follow the players, they know where the puck is
hellaBULL
KEKABRINI DOES IT AGAIN its his 4th missed one on one this tournament
USA please destroy these frauds.
Literally every shot attempt on Binnington is a grade A chance.
>>153613589>Canadians>ChurchWhat do they call the Hindi equivalent there?>>153613611Don't make us send our women after Canada.
Why don’t they have proper high-speed cameras by the net? I wanna see replays at like 1000fps
ITS FUCKING OVER IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN'T SCORE
nuck if you hellebyuk
CELEBUM
Hellebuyck is playing like a monster
I am legit scared bros.Helly is keeping us alive
>Literal twink death
6 SOG canada1 SOG usis this sustainable for a winning team?
celebrini is at best level of average nhl player
>>153613681Ain't gonna happen.
We do not look like we're going to win this game
Americans are literally fucking cooked after that first periodIt's a matter of time before we drop 10 goals on their heads
>>153613603yeah it's over
>>153613678thanks my leaf brother, please kick their asses
>celebrinihe's truly a shork now
Crosby would have scored that
Odds on overtime?
Man this would have been a blow out without hellagod, us have nothing and can barely stand up
I thought this dude was some sorta whiz kid? No celebrinis tonight!
>>153613589religion is bullshit
I CAN'T -
literally double SOG someone needs to bitchslap the entire american bench sans hellyebuck
The US goalie is so good
>>153613642pretend you do noone really can that why americans have red siren alerts when a goal is scored
Make everyone on the USA team walk back to America besides Hellebuyck
Nervous yet, amerisilvers?
>>153613642poor guy :(that's normal when you are new to any sport
Shame hellebuck is on the jets
bedard and schaefer already got canada up by 3
FIGHT AMERICAFIGHT FOR FREEDOMFIGHT AGAINST DIRTY LEAF CHEATING
celesneedy
Bouchard would have bombed that
both czechia and binland looked better against canada baka
HEADS OUT OF ASSES, RIGHT FUCKING NOW. JESUS FUCK.
>>153613673yeah but if you don't communicate exclusively in meme words, who are you supposed to prove to anons that you are based praise kek
>>153613681we can't, we don't know how...
I wish Doc was broadcasting this game
.°~• Canada wins •~°.
game of hellasuck's lifetoo bad it's going to get wasted
fav japanese hockey girl?
Ain't nothing to celebrate about that one, CELEBRINI.
Have the Americans had a single power play the entire game?
>>153613720literally 0canada is getting so many chances to score that statistically it cannot go to OT
>>153613651Yeah I've noticed this too. Canada looks like the most skilled team, but we have the mental edge because they are playing with desperation while we're keeping our heads cool
>>153613681I'm sorry Pekka but we're weak
>>153613651After finding out they’re poorer than Alabama, Canada’s Izzat is critically low. Pride in Hockey is literally the only thing holding off the mass suicides
>>153613603This is what happens when you play for your very lives. This ain't the mighty ducks the existence of Canada is at stake
>>153613589Went yesterday
>>153613739Doubt
>>153613699Worked for Panthers
>>153613696more like hell
USA..... redeem... us......
JESUS CHRISTS K A A A A A A A A T E
>>153613720We aren’t surviving 14 more minutes of this dude
>>153613722hah thats a good one, thank you binlan for helping make light of a rough situation
>>153613749JULIA
>his country cheated in curling
>>153613623>Spotted the mad basketball playerIt makes it harder therefore it makes it more of a sport.>>153613628If USA sucks then why do all the Canadian players come here to play for American-money instead of hoser-dollars?
The only way the US is winning this is through sheer luck
USA, if you don't win I'll never talk to you again
>>153613731My ancestors walked from Italy to America :)
can you believe this guy scored the tying goal???
>>153613708We never were. It's Canada's game. The US never had a chance and will never win a gold medal again.
>>153613706How do you rip these so quickly?
>>153613745I could use a >HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT right now
If US wants to score they should play better
cant
do burgers have the xG and xGOT equivalent for hockey?
>most sog always wins Clearly you’ve never seen my Dallas stars play
>>153613745SASHAY'D IN
I thought these were supposed to be evenly matched teams? Canada is so much better.
I can't see the puck
>>153613736Psyop, its so easy to see it
as someone who started watching hockey two days ago, USA looks kinda shit apart from the goalie.
>>153613614I'm much better now.
We look like shit
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Fuck I can't watch this
we are outshooting them more than Finland
>>153613561
>>153613633mindbroken
This is not looking good USA..
bros this is ONE SIDED DOMINATION
Hellebuyck is the best player on the US team
i can't take these chokes anymore
When's Selänne coming on?
>>153613752Yes
>>153613777That’s a big walk I’m proud of them :)
USA looks like a beaten team
>>153613780OBS replay buffer, mpv webm script
Been getting destroyed since second half of the first period. Where's Matthews?
>>153613736American here. I feel embarrassed by that fucking hair.
>>153613589i dont worship a jews
so close..
Hellebuyck been unbelievable. Give the poor fucker a reprieve though, just under constant barrage
>>153613786judging from handegg they probably have a billion retarded stats
>>153613581stop spamming this ugly cunt, fucking fagoot
Wilson kept that in forever, damn bro
>>153613810surprised we even have a shot this period
when will cooper put marner with mcdavid
CAM ON US SCORE A FAKIN GOAL
>>153613791People got fooled by our close scores when we dominated both games
>>153613745
>>153613806poetic
>>153613728Hello groypoid
>>153613797you're correct
The US can't do shit. It's absolutely over.
which team is the miracle on ice?
>>153613745DRIIIIIVE
>>153613824Quinn Hughes is the only person who can see him
>>153613830do all americans have trouble with plural or is this just you
>>153613864spastic
Come on Canada do something
Mckinnon will get a breakaway next and he will score
>pans to dwayne chudskyGet that guy off the screen
We've got this. America, you will give us Minnesota after the game.
>>153613790WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSA
>>153613839>Le common sense man
why did US give up halfway through the game?just out of gas?
Damn USA looks gassed but our lack of goaltending is our weak spot again
>>153613811He is the best player at the Olympics
Every time the stream lags I get terrified
IM SO NERVOUS BROS I HAVE NO FAITH IN BINNINGTON EVERY TIME THEY ARE IN CANADAS ZONE MY HEART STOPS
POST MORE 'LYSSA!!!!!
Canadian Ukrainian scored a goalAmerican Ukrainian is just trying to fight somebody Wtf
well at least your women's team won
i...i don't know how to skate.
American goalie single handily carrying america.... cringe
>>153613581barista phenotype you see hundreds of her everyday at any college cities
hlebyuhyuckfuckandsuck is carrying USA
Busted Assthews
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>153613824Thinkin bout his next game against Buffalo
FIGHTING
>>153613728>he doesn’t know
SCORE RUNS
>>153613854It will be a miracle if the USA can withstand all these shots on goal and score themselves at this rate.
>>153613821we've already accepted silver
>even retard tcuck is coping on the bench
Death to leaf 'people'
>>153613851he is a poltard pay no attention
I'm predicting that the team that score next will be the winner
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>153613860*plurals
Brady a genius: Stay fast and confident.
>>153613745KNIFED IT
imagine how good we'd be without this mexican captain and all these loser new york rangers
We needed Adam Fox US bros
Wheres the fackin offense?
does the wave
HELIBUK >>> BIDINGDON
Curling has the hottest audience MILFs sorry hockey fans
>>153613892better looking than their current uniforms
When we win I shall buy a Timmies Pijja.
Celebrini and McDavid might be the least clutch players of all time.
>>153613878Good thing we are barely there
one of our panthers players need to KILL hellebvyck. its the only way
>>153613880this, she gets my little 4.6 inch PECKER stiff
>>153613873USA saving energy for GARYtime
Send these bums to Guantanamo if they lose to these leafs.
Unironically why is the US team sucking such vigorous cock compared to Canada? Is hockey just not a sport USians care about?
Canada is a better team but Usa will win it.
>>153613833he's going to let one through and be devastated despite the fact he's carrying the rest of these retards on his back the past period and a half
Celebrini got his iPad time He's going to score soon
I feel so fucking bad for Hellebuyck
I have to apologies to every bad post i ever done on this board against hellgoat. Im ashamed.
How can USA be so gassed when they had a walk in the park against Slovakia in the semis
>>153613904based /mlb/ chad
>>153613786Yes, in fact there are a shitload of metrics around shot quality and the entire analytical revolution in hockey has basically been "take fewer shots but make sure they're higher quality" because teams used to just spend the entire game shooting from just past the blue line and hoping it would deflect in.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
How many penalties against Team Canada in this game, out of curiosity.
Don't pucks need to go IN the net?
>SHOTS ON GOAL
>>153613917robo + cole + another coach
Let's play some fucking offense, goddamn. Give Helle a break.
BE CONFIDENT
Just shoot the can goalie isn’t making blocks
Can I get a USA USA USA?
>>153613851 Nah, fuck the spic. I just like some of these reaction images.
>>153613935No they just like sucking cock, example the current standing president
>>153613764Canada always wins the gold. Well Russia too but "in the spirit of the games with bringing the world together" they're not allowed to play. Everyone's mad at them for fighting a child-trafficking money-laundering pedo comedian Zelensky.So don't take it personally. Them winning at this is like Norway winning at cross-country.
SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Binnington might be shook after seeing the yankie goalie
how is our offense this bad
>36 vs 17 shotsWhile there's something to be said about efficiency, the volume here is silly.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153613872Canada is 4 lines of stacked talent that would be the top line on any average NHL team. Our weakness is our defensive depth is not nearly as strong as the US and Shittington is easily able to have a total collapse. But our offensive prowess is second to none.
>>153613935Never has been. We only care when we win, and we don't win hockey games against Canada, ever.
>>153613872 team losing lowers test in the fans. Canada losing would essentially castrate their already very low test population making them vote left wing even more
I can see the puck sometimes
>>153613935We took the kid gloved off after the first period. We took it easy all tourney. It would also be really funny if Marchand got the GOLD winner.
>>153613924she hates you btw
Come on US, get your ducks in a row
why is canada always playing from behind?
USA USAUSAUSAUSA
>36-17 shotsIt’s over
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
How the fuck do I go back to watching NHL scrubs after this?
would u
>CAN got twice as many SoG'swake the fuck up USA
The Canadian team is absolutely suffocating in their defensive zone.
>>153613957then we'd have a shot at gold
Watching jactani belt the horse hide out of the ballpark this summer is going to be way more exciting than this stupid shit
Shouldn't shooting the puck be a part of USA's gameplan?
>>153613955shot*
>>153613985HOT HOT HOT
>>153613935It's like our 4th popular sport. It's embarrassing to the rest of the hockey world that we're even playing for the gold
>>153613709>two break away saves>0 goals ina 5 on 3Lmao leafs issues aren’t recovering from this
give hellebuyck a gold medal just for still keeping this shit team in this for far longer than they have a right to be
whoever scores the next goal will surely take the lead
why is one US state competing against the US?
JUUESEI
>>153613924why is she slapping her pussy
jajajajahhajaj how do you miss that
LOL
>>153614001>he said nervously and copingly
CANADA CHOKES
REALLY
>macbitch
I CANT SHOOT
HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT?
Jack Hughes loses a lot of puck battles it pisses me off
>>153613984I was thinking a Parayko top cheese snipe
>ACKinnon
LMAO
HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH WOW
Why does Canada not have any great goalies?
The USA has the luck on its side
>leafs mad 1993-cope be like "it's always Canadian players winning the Stan Lee">tough time beating USA at the Olympics
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MCKINNON?????????????
i don't think they can score
HEGEL ON THE LEFT WING
>>153614017Looking like that’s the case
>>153613975>1/17 vs 1/36USA is much more efficient at scoring goals
THE FORCE IS WITH YOU AMERICAYOU CAN DEFEAT THE DARK LEAFJEET
MACKINNON CHOKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU MOTHER FUCKER MCKINNON CHOKE
>>153613786There's an xG but iirc you still need a Hockey Man at the controls to say "it was an empty net but the pass was behind him, I'm giving it a .5" and you can't do it all with a model.The best thing people can do at a fan/journalist level is measure how many shots on goal there are with individual players on the ice, that's easy (if super tedious) and semi-useful especially over like season-long samples, obviously not every shot is the same but at least you're dealing with much much bigger numbers than soccer
>ANOTHER FUCKING MISSI CAN'T FUCKING SHOOT
this sport is like the opposite of cricket
MACKWABOTY
>>153614014Still gonna win
>McSlippin
christ
I HATE HELLGOAT I HATE HELLGOAT
>>153613911 you are commie scum kys
>>153613995I might not watch again until playoffs. its like going from fine italian food to mcdonalds
McKwab
CHOKE IS IN
>>153614005Bold but too risky I think
FUCK THESE CHOKERS MAN
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
AHAHAHAHAHA
>McKWAB
AHHAAHAHAHAHAH HOW DO YOU MISS THAT
CHOKENADA HAHAHA
come the fk on usa
holy shit lol
YOU FUCKING CHOKER
real spaghetti hours
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
OH MY DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
how the fuck can you miss this much
37 shots for canada.this should be 6-1
USAUSAUSA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSH. This is the best shit Ive watched canada buckbroken
HOLY FUCK CANADA WTF U DOING AHAHAHA
Kinnon
McKek
i probably couldn't have scored there either but lol
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOD
Hellebuyck-breaking the Canuck offence and the puck missing when there's open net. God wants the USA to win
CHOKENADA!!
>>153613999They got like 14 shots on goal when it was 5 on 3. It’s slowed down a bit since then but we are fighting for our fucking life
holy shit
Holy crap this game is chaotic, I love this
FUCK ALMOST
HIGHWAY FUCKING ROBBERY
they should make the goals bigger, clearly it's too hard to score
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT SYRUPNIGGA
they're chanting USA to get our boys fired up
CHOKE FOR A CHOKEWHAT ARE THESE TEAMS?
cant shoot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHOKE
>>153613935They are a fraud team, got here by beating swedes with no rest and slovakia
>the team that cant shoot vs the team that cant shoot
Italy would have scored there
Is the american team aware they need to shoot the puck to score?
>>153614047Lol
MacKinnon is shit lmao
Put her in!
>>153614041and great scorers too.
>>153614112kek
We’re getting reamed out here.
HOLY SHIT MY HEART
do the play 5v5 OT till goldengoal?
>>153614112FUCKING HOW
>>153613935Canada’s offensive is insanely stacked, 4 lines of top tier all stars. So every line is dangerous. USA’s defense and Goaltending is better so this game is playing out pretty much as anticipated.
>>153614042>luckno such thing. God is in control, always
Im not convinced god is american can
>mckwabinnon
>>153614116*the team that doesn't shoot vs the team that can't shoot
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
These cunts keep touching the puck with their hands.
>>1536141283 on 3
>>153614020same reason why the UK has four teams in divegrass and 3.5 in rugby
>>153614122MAKE THE CALL TRUMP
MODS WHERE THE FUCKING STICKEY
>3v3for what purpose?
whose hughes
>>153614112HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is FUCKED
>McDavid misses a breakaway>Toews misses open net>Celebrini misses a breakaway>MacKinnon misses open net
what is this shit
>>153614112Bro what the fuck even I could make that
WE DONT CALLTOO MANY MEN
>>153614112EPSILON KEK
>>153614149gary made the call
>>153614023Prolly spotted a charming young man one third her age nearby
>>153614110america sucks but even canada is choking. if they were playing decently, it would be 4-1
Why do they keep mentioning Sam Hyde?
>>153614130scripted
Why doesn’t America just stop them from shooting at their goal so much
I thought USA's advantage was depth? Shouldn't they be getting better deep into the game, not worse?
>>153614136Chokenada just can't quite bury uswe can't shoot they can't score
Canada is on pace for an OLYMPIC RECORD 62 shots this game.
>>153613995Some of us watch SHL
>>153614118i ve seen many games like this in soccer they will have one chance, and they better score
Canada has missed so many easy shots on goal
clown show
garytime! garytime!
czech moment
fuck this game
WTF IS THAT. FUCK THE REFS FUCK THE REFS
>ref just leaves the stick
literal empty net
Why are there two goals in this game? They could do with one and the one who touched it last counts as the one scored
RIGGED FUCKING SHIT
AMERICHEATS
Feels like USA is winning this
we will beat them without cheating :)
TOO MUCH MAN IGNOREDGARY MADE THE CALL
LITERALLY CHEATING
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
HELLEFUUUUUUUUUUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
>I CAN'T SCORE!
My heart
Literally park the bus
bruh how do the announcers immediately know exactly who each player is
>>153613935/ourgame/
this is good
RIGGED
This should easily be 5-1
Canadian refs rigging it against themselves
MY FUCKING HEART
tf Matthews making thst pass when he knew the dude was changing?
WHAT IS THIS CIRCUS
RIGGERS!!!
>>153614145boring
FUCK ALL REFS
THOS FUCKING GAME
Americans are cheating of course bloody bastard cheats
mom's spaghetti
what a class difference between these teams, unbelievable
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOLY SHIT
Can'tscorenada
ALRIGHT ELBOWS UP LET THE GOALIE HAVE IT BENNETT
>>153614041autistic kids would rather play video games than hockey
Sterling's ghost seen around San Siro earlier today
>>153614112genuinely how????
THIS CANNOT KEEP GOING
/hoc/ is currently making up ~90% of all sp posts right now how the fuck do we not get a sticky for this shit
Too many americans on the ice is dangerous for skating conditions
this is crazy
usa cheating
okay what the fuck was that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Canada is on pace for a world record 60+ shots in regulation right now
No american can ever say anything about cheating again
>USA chantsare we the baddies?
CHEATSA
>>153614189is matthews retarded?
>>153614205Yeah Helle is really saving your bacon
>>1536141283on3 for 20 minutes then shootout
>>153614169they should be at 50 shots rn to be on pace retard
This game is fucked up
TOO MANY MEN AND PLAYED THE PUCKyou fucking faggots don't get to cry about refs anymore
This might be a good game lads
God isn't on our side
american do realize you can only have 5 men on ice, correct?
CAM ON AMERICA GET UP FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>153614237Yeah
These cannot be the best at this sport surely
>>153614112AHAHAHAHA
cant again
REF STATUS?
>8 MEN ON THE ICE>NO CALLI THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHEATERSWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
the only thing that could make these olympics better is seeing crying canadian faces
>>153614185You can fuck off, it never happened
Every day I thank God for not being born in c*nada
>>153614225One of biggest /sp/ blunders of all time.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
REMEMBER CANADA.IF YOU LOSE, YOU WILL BECOME THE 51ST STATE
>>153614170Some of us watch hockeyallsvenskan....
but uh yeah we're the cheaters because a finger tip brushed against a rock for .1 seconds
Holy moly what a game
>the world is experiencing Garypuck for the first timeWatching you guys rage is cute. We WILL be going to Garytime.
>>153614197white boy summer
canada pls shoot one in lol
>>153614237Always have been
>>153614246>you fucking faggots don't get to cry about refs anymoreyou cheated at curling
SPAGHETTI GAME IN THE COUNTRY OF SPAGHETTI
Helly redeeming himself and finna have a great close to the Nhl season,.
>>153614237USA have ice gestapo killing protesters so no I think we’re good guys and theyre nazis
if I was canadian or american I would have already shat my pants by now
>I CAN'T CHANGE
>>153614233Qui?
>>153613935It's our 4th most popular sport, and Canada's most popular. The NHL is like 50% Canadian and 25% American
>>153614237no amerifats are just super fucking loud
>>153614256payed
HOW THE FUCK DID WE SURVIVE THAT?
>>153613924GILF
>>153614202The best
FFS US JUST FUCKING WIN ALREADY WHY ARE YOU PARKING THE BUS
POST THE SCREENSHOT OF THE WIDE OPEN GOAL
>>153614079No.
USA took notes from finland
Choked or how we say pipocou
>>153614237Given the missed chances? Yeah, you're pretty bad. Probably still gonna win, but man.
NEW NEW NEW>>153612809>>153612809>>153612809
czechia>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>USA
What is McDavid even doing? can he even score a goal?
USA suffering yet another mass shooting
Can you guys please stop calling us Canadians “cheaters” after all the shit the USA is pulling this game?
those refs are such fucking cowards for not calling that
>>153614252this is great wtf you smoking dood
No euros in the final for some quality hockey you say?
Where the hell is McDavid?
>>153614112even i would have scored from there
My blood pressure is way too high
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Clown car on the ice
>>153614256cooked
Italy's a small country, too many burgers on the rink, they could tip it over.
>>153614244theyre averaging 10 a minute dude.
>>153614225should have made gamethreads and not generals which are never stick'd
>>153614271
>too many men on the US?
TOTAL REF DEATH TOTAL REF DEATH
>>153614280My pants came pre-sharted
The US needs a puck-moving defenseman who can generate more offense.
>>153614189>not too many menAt least one is a woman
>>153614237maybe
>>153614248Nah God is always with us
>>1536140134th?Its behind golf and /turnleft/ and college football
>7 men on the ice
How come they're not fighting?
IVE SEEN ENOUGH! WE HAVE GOD ON OUR SIDE! CALL THE GAME!
if trump invades canada do we get their medals
>>153614258It's karmic justice.
this game should be 6-1 or 7-1 for canada the fact it's 1-1 is proof jewish magic is at play here
>Communist CCP member asks if he's the baddiesNo shit
>>153614256In Epstein files.
>>153614285I wonder what could have had her this distraught
Gary demands overtime.
US FAKIN GO ON OFFENSE N FAKIN SCORE
>it just hit his skate calm down
>>153614256Related to /sp/ mods who won't sticky this
>>153614338college football is not a different sport it's just football
>>153613561It's happening again
americans are nothing more than fleshy golems. marked by their satanic master by their lack of foreskin.
O SAY CAN YOU SEE IN THE SILVERY LIGHT
>my heart rate is currently +14 compared to my average
BENULDY :DDDDDDDDDDD
#51 shots
Canadians playing fucking dirty.That's 4 min penalty.
Rigged game, honestly
bennett again man
>>153614248yeah well, america is a false idol too
this is easy the best event game of the entire olympics. cheatnadians vs amerifats always a good time
I WANT THE REFS DEAD TOTAL REF DEATH
put *clap* jt miller *clap* on the powerplay
Maybe Canadian refs would make good calls if the Mapleleaf government wasn’t busy slurping, Poo, Chink, and Tranny girlcock. Just a thought
IT'S NOW OR NEVER
UH OH GG CANADA
my twink bf jack lost some teef
Bennett is a brainlet.
RIP LEAFS
REFBROS WE KEEP WINNING
rip toofers
>>153614393128 instead of 114?
THE GARY RIG IS INTHE USA MAKES MORE MONEY THAN CANADA
>>153614351Why bother invading, their good provinces are trying to leave
ITS OVER HAHAHA
sam bennett just fucked canada KWAB
I knew it, Canada is so unlucky this game and will lose because of it, lol.
DIRTY SLIMY CANUCKS
4MIN POWERPLAY FOR MURICAGET THE SCAMMING JEETS!
P O E T I COETIC
canada in the cuck shed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LEAFS
This is it
>>153613589Watching at church>>153614303No
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE USA
MIGRATE NOW>>153612809MIGRATE NOW>>153612809MIGRATE NOW>>153612809MIGRATE NOW
4 MINUTE FUCKING POWER PLAY I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE DON'T SCORE HERE
Gary made the call
>>153614256There they are with the real penalty
4 minutes KWAB
WE’RE BRINGING BACK LYNCHING FOR THESE FUCKING REFS
OMG Canada is retarded
double minor is retarded
bennett.. why is he even on this team...
>muh nhl refsAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHREMEMBER: YOU WANTED THISYOU SPECIFICIALLY REQUESTED THISNO REFUNDSGET RAKED
US still finna choke this lel
this will be shown to future generations as kwab of the century miracle on ice? this will be like shitakle on ice
>>153614087anyone who says oh my days is a genuine dick sucker
rigged as fuck, americheats
>>153614413it WAS a high stick, maplefag
How about taking some shots on the PP
Alabamabros report in, richer than Canada
Canada playing dirty as usual
I actually hate hockey this sport shouldn't exist
>>153614566I swear, we need to to do what the Columbians did to that one player when he gets off the plane.
FOR FREEDUMBSDEATH TO CANADIAN SCAM CALLING CENTERS
REVERSE RIG
THEY BLEW IT
So it took a literal assault for the refs to finally call something against the fucking leafs.
>>153614585>Actual European saying finna
>>153614753Yeah lets ignore the 7 players USA had on the Ice with no call
real hockey shouldn't have penalties
>>153614799they hate us but copy us in every way lmao
>>153614621KekImagine getting mogged by sisterfuckers
>>153614838Incest is legal in Ohio, not Alabama
SUDDEN DEARH
>>153613720Called it
>>153614888>Sweet homo hio!
I don't know shit about hockey but it looks to me like Canada is the better team. More shots. Seems like they control the puck often. I don't feel good about how this will go.
>>153614799It's a finnish loanword
No shootout. 20 minutes OT periods 3 on 3
>canadian just said "ride or die"
FUCK CANADA!!!
>>153616646Yes daddyyyyyy, fuck me hard!
