GOATviously >>153603145
stayed long enough for some /bones/
Jondaddy retired Tomala without ever fighting xer.
>>153619960ClozaBLACKED worships he Jondaddy every single day!
can you twist a mans nipples under the unified rules? i think ive got an idea
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6ewG8ldTs*boom bapabapapapaa* the champ is here*boom bapabapapapaa* the champ is here
>>153619993the GOAT never dies
>>153620106
>>153620237i fear not, i'm afraid
>>153620106Many such piggies
>Dana Sean Strickland just said he's a Nazi skinhead during his interview >Cut his fucking mic
>>153620458
>>153620106crazy how you're always here to talk about the finn like I'm in bed you're talmbout finland I'm taking a shit you're talmbout finland I'm smoking bud you're talmbout finland I'm harvesting on SV you're talmbout finland
John Pork?
>>153620237Not specifically outlined under the rules but it falls under referee's discretion and big John said you could be disqualified for sexual harrassment.
>>153620458I don't understand how a big corporation like the UFC allows Strickland to say those things. It must be bad for their image.
Post your Strickland victory celebration snack
what makes a fucking MW fighter show up skinnyfat?
>>153620659nice chairs and 'za
Watch out for a kid named anthony hernandez
>>153620661Brendan Schaub had a hilarious bit in the gringo papi about his Mexican mother in law feeding him tequitos when he said he was keto. Probably same thing for fluffy
>>153620659
The only person I can see beating Khamzat now is Dricus in a rematch unironically, and if he can't do it the division is going to be held hostage by a literal terrorist forever
>>153620848
>>153620659https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151693541/#q151695222
>>153620856Khamzat could scrap Dricus a thousand times and would 50-45 him every time
people forget, mansean was robbed against cannonier and dricus the first timehe beat imavov easily on like 5 days noticebeat the piss out of jizzy on like 3 weeks noticehe got mentally flushed against dric the second time but we don't talk about that
>>153620856khamzat knows his one trick has been revealed and will do everything to duck the rematch
>>153621018was injured in the second dric fight
>>153620981Khamzat probably finishes him now he knows how shit Dricus really is
Khamzat and DDP are the Ngannou and Stipe of middleweight. DDP is going to flatline Khamzat in the rematch and Dana (Hunter) is never going to even entertain the idea of a trilogy.
>>153621073he figured out how shit he was in the first round and was still too afraid to open up in case he gassed
joshua van is mario tatsuro taira is sonic
>>153621083but CTEpe was rocking ngannou on the feet multiple times, specially rounds 1 when khamzat stood with dricus, he was getting fucked up
>>153621229>4e>a small palm of candythe state of this country
>>153620600UFC fighters aren’t employees of the UFC. They’re called >independent contractors UFC can’t police what they say
>>153621083i've thought of that same comparison. the script is so clear now.
time to pretend Strickland is good again
StrickCHAMP shot a huge yellowy load all over latin America and Kadyrov's butt boy is next
>>153621383We don't post like that here.
Aspen Ladd man... We could have saved her
Zatdaddy made Drinkscum Diaper Piggy his bitch.He dogwalked him.He busted that plump ass Pigga’s CHEEKS.He sautéed septic spunk inside that mf's BUSSY.He packed a pozzload inside that lil bitches biltong bussy while he was breakin it down on Zatdaddy’s DICK.He spanked, spackled, and SEMENted that booty with his THANG.He had that lil' bitch moaning for Zatdaddy, he spanked, spunked, and deposited Brazza bricks inside that busted up bacon bussy bank that was bankrupt and beggin' for a booty bashing from a BEAST.Yeah yeah, DDPiggy, that bitch, he sucked and swallowed through his sphincter, he flared that thang, he flared his peach to get the python, he got oil drilled till it exploded from his mouth and he SQUEALED.
>>153621446We do post like that here!
I need a sure fire bet next event or Im homeless again and I cant go back hep me
>>153621083>>153621359eerily reminiscent.
>>153621617psycho sean ate that shit like a can of beans and BLASTED that single leg! let's fucking go!
>>153621367absolutely not
>>153621617Strickpiggy presented that bacon bussy for a brown daddy!
>>153621657
>>153621692>92KWAB
>>153621617see, thats why sean doesnt stand like that any more
>>153620981>>153621073>>153621175Dricus was the only person in the cage to present a submission threat, inbred paki rat
>92
cool! My official ZUFFBOX hat just arrived
>>153619960>>153620269>>153620325Cheating nigger
Dricus' dog rubbed off on Sean and now he can actually heem people
>>153621927We don’t sign our posts here
I really enjoyed Pereira vs Reese. The trope of teammates turned opponents never gets old
>>153621953
>>153621029Doo is on twitter acting like he dominated that fight kek
>>153622021Is that Al from Al's Toy Barn?
How do I get into this sport?
>>153622041He won 50-44 on every card
>>153622118Marathon all Aspinall fights if you want a taste of modern MMA at its peak. Then maybe PRIDE Total Elimination 2004. You can run up all these fights via UFC Fight Pass app for a reasonable monthly cost.
ai set paipai miss finlandian paidrof mai peipi tu the levibut levi slopes was dry>>153621980don't sing your posts
>>153622069https://x.com/lunch_enjoyer
>>153622118Dont its gay and the fans are faggots
>>153622148 When is the next live fight worth watching? I wanted to watch the Strickland fight but It was too late
obviously sean will get taken down but i wonder if he will try to stand up or just keep his back on the mat for 23 and a half minutes like that last guy
>>153622021keep it up bud and there will be no patriotic American fight gear made by child labor for you!
>>153622136Crapistanis are too retarded from inbreeding to understand nuance
>>153622200Khamzat is shook he will be looking for Sean's gun the entire time and then eat a vicious KO jab
>>153622198Probably the white house card
>>153622198what? watch fightfairy luke thomas lemon party with the aspinalls and bym with michael the count bisping all free and readily available on youtube™
>>153622118Marathon all of Jiri and Dricus's fights
>>153622198The Mexico card next week is full of no names but Mexicans are always fun to watch
There’s a lot of nuance to this historically embarrassing 50-42 loss by a defending champion
The game is mixed martial arts and Dricus just didn't mix them well enough
>>153622301actually there isn't
Thoughbeit
Pakijeets live vicariously through caucasian muslims so calling out the fact he was hugging for his life is an attack upon themselves. Anshul Jubli takes a messy diarrhea shit on every paki on earth
>>153622427This nigga fruity
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxrud1nx8mw>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lxrud1nx8mwtime to sit down shut up and listen heem
Guy has a lot of gay photos of men on his computer. Sad little British loser.
ddp took out prime Stylebender and brutally split decision'd sean strickland not once but twice. show the man the respect he deserves
Nikita Krylov will be champion
>>153622118this isn't a sport it's a fucking fight game son
pon bed pon floor against walli heem dem all 'til dem call mei'm di mingedem sugar dats allwelcome di king of di heemhall
Hey man you don't get it. You don't understand the SKILL it takes to sniff another man's crotch for 25 straight minutes. The average man would pass out from the stench of the cock musk alone but not Chimaev, he's face deep in man ass in camp and out so to him that's nothing
>>153622301>50-42did not happen
>>153622728>>153622713I’m gonna trust billionaire promoter Dana white over some broke Reddit bitches coping on r/heem.gov
>>153622789Your skin is the color of feces
>>153622822Turn your monitor on
>>153622822in the pale bri'ish mist it's more like a deathly beige i'm sorry to say
>>153621332I don't think that makes a change in their image. Their are fighting under the UFC brand.
Whats your contribution to society?
>>153622859please stop posting photos of me
>>153622198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMqZ_3VF09s&This one is a solid resume of 2000 years of MMA, your ancestors had a hand in creating it with pankration so it's ironic that you don't know much about it
Big John McCarthy (whom wrote the judging criteria) scored it a 50-45
>>153622859is this rael?
México bouta get heemed after Mencho’s assasination.
I fucked a South African girl on Friday, felt like Zatdaddy mounting Lil Dric when I got on top of her
>>153622929monitor pal
>>153621980you forgot gay man
>>153622959qrd i have affairs in messico at the end of next month
Clozapig claiming to be leaving just to continue its 17 hour posting session.
>>153622916 Thank you Emirates anon
>>153623051You have affairs in ya momma’s moldy mushy mutilated Somalidaddy steatorrhea sautéed decaying decomposing maggot minge, sadly
>>153623249You have sex with male to female transsexuals.
>>153623249prescient posts
>>153623051can you bring me a souvenir one of those big hats
>>153621229Is The Spirit film any good? I love the original comic but haven't ever seen the movie.
>>153623249You were raped by dobermans and ya dead daddy.
>>153623296if i make it out alive we will see what messibro tells us
IVslam will retire before fighting Morales. Like khabitch and all muslims actually, he is a coward. Can a goatfucker here tell me, if you aren't supposed to eat during ramadan, why did Muhammad gulp down the whole thing when I just pooped in his mouth? :O stupid niggers LMAO
I don't even care about ufc anymore why am I here
>>153623348
>>153623350nta but the sun has setted here like hours ago so it's propably cool
Nobody gets Armpiggy oinking like xer Slamdaddy
>>153623369chatri is still providing free muay thai in little gloves every friday afternoon
>>153623350Uh oh, this post is gonna rev him bigly I fear...
>>153623350muslimsissies in absolute shambles, pedophile poop mouth freaks!!!
This general was unusable during the Khamzat DDP fight, if you think now is bad, go check the archives during that fight
>>153623051Biggest Mexican druglord got heemed and his surviving cartel threatened to heem civilians as revenge.
Tom Aspinal's eyeholes were made for breeding with Big Black French Fingers
>>153623350
Raped bitch!
>>153621617imagine what elikzeu would do to izzy
>>153623616Damage based scoring.
double champ shit has kind of killed poohfc back when it was just the occasional dc (FAT!) or goobs it didn't fuck everything up like this now there's ilia islam and possibly khamzat devaluing their belts and aspintwat clogging up heavyweight with his eye bullshit they might as well just give up on rankings altogether
>>153623616Imagine cheating weight cut against a featherweight midget just to get your face rearranged like this, kwarb
>>153623533is this a nationwide problem or more of a local thing in an avoidable state/county/shire
>>153623676no one did more damage to HW than the black crippled faggot jon jones
>>153623736See >>153620087
DANIEL CORMARE BRING YOU FAT BLACK ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>153623710They haven’t issued a red code in the capital, for now.
what's next yan vs volk and van vs merab for the ic or what>>153623736jon gave a decimating performance against the best heavyweight on the roster to win the belt then beat the division GOAT to cement his status as the undeniable greatest fighter to have ever lived thougheverbeit, asspissmong defended the interim (LOL) against a stuttering monkey then got beat up by gane
D-Rov HOUNGRY for he bussy NOW!!
>>153623736jon has been practically retired since reyes beat him six years ago he's done nothing but tarnish his legacy since 2015
>>153623821ok thawlts and players bappa hopefully the government submit soon sounds dicey
>>153623819i'm still here poppa
RAPE DANA
will mexico's heeming take place at the noche?
Chechnyan Whore
Honestly Strickland would do the EXACT same thing to Khamzat. Khamzat and Fluffy both have the same lay n pray grapple humper decision fight strategy.
>>153623894Sadly a factual post sadly...
>>153624044DANEH GIB ME MUSMICKEY BOY BUHBUHBUH
Bo Nickal is to Dirty Diaper Zonald as Haramzat is to Khadyrov
>>153624182Colby is more fitting
>>153624182makes sense
>>153623894Strickland is right. Khamzat is so pathetic the way he easily submits to those more powerful than him but tries to bully everyone else. Like an Indian, he is servile to his superiors and tyrannical to those he perceives as lesser
>>153624134Except one of them is a skinnyfat lightweight with no strength and the other is a juiced to the gills super athlete
>>153624244>Super athlete >Almost dies from the flu every year
khamzat has more cleft lips than he does teeth Stricksational will put him out of his misery it will be better than sucking down Kadaddy loads for a warm spot in the baccha bazzi box
>>153619960>>153620269>>153620325This dude giving some serious zesty vibes
Strickland vs Chimaev
NIIIOOIGGGGEEEEERRR
>>153624317good lord kill yourself you esl fool
>>153624286He’s inbreed, like a pitbull. I’d love for Sean to win but it’s not happening b, this is like when JDM stuffed Belal and convinced peope he was beating Islam. Fluffy ain’t Khamzat
sneed baby there's no way shitland is beating crapzmat don't do this to yourself b
>>153624350---> >>153622970
>>153623894
finland would DIE before he supports a white fighter
i supported bryce and arnold against the golem i declare in dismay
Chimaev v Strickland and Imavov v Du PlessisNeed it or keep it? (I don't know what this means)
>>153624389He's immunocompromised bubba
>>153624373rue the day filthy british smog baby
>>153624389>hes inbreedSAAAAAAAAAR
how are the fish big dawlg
TGINSThank God Im Not Sneed
Strickchad>Beat GOATesanya>KhamzatDidn't beat GOATesanyaI rest my case.
de ridder v fluffy title eliminatorstrickland v kamaru usman for another title eliminator imavov v du plessis for the third title elimatorand izzy vs bobby knuckle for the short notice title fight after khamzat retires
>>153624621Why are you signing your post?
>>153623994It’s grim out here, B. Truly a doggy dog world.
>>153624732We don't sing our posts here.
>>1536221181 mcgregor vs cowboy2 ilia vs charles3 jiri vs reyes4 adesanya vs gastelum5 mcgregor vs aldo
>>153624845Why don't you simply move to America then?
all im saying is if izzy lost a fight where he took zero damage he would have been back in the octagon in less than 2 months
coach visser has brought in secret russians under the table to ragdoll dricus 16 hours a day in rotation until he learns how to stop them (source: remote viewing)
sneed michaels and wonky spammetty
>>153622118matt grice vs dennis bermudez or toss on UFC 33
Schaub's Austin house is up for sale. Thoughts?
Whatever happened to Michel Pereira
show yo rape charges niggashow yo girl band nigga
>>153624448>>153624658>>153625220Clozapedo this is pathetic...
>>153625284>just under an acreKWAB
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFrGY-dxxssomeone check on paddy...
>>153625512not as bad as your diabetes ridden legs are gonna hurt you, fat fuck R. Pimblett
>>153625284where can he go? >floridab'come a flurda man? talmbout a lot travel b>pennsylvaniayou think bappa gonna learn pencil vain ya dutch b? outlandish thoughts plus the wife, the demons>cali-radocloser to the senpai n football bapa
not gonna lie as a latinx i am feeling very suicidal at the moment. White supremacy is a fact and it makes me feel inferior
>>153625411not my finest hour to be left on read but you win some lose some bappa
>>153625470No ponds? Only 1 acre? Damn, schaub is a broke ass reddit bitch.
>>153625682I caught 6 or 7 catfish and my lil homie came over to help me till my garden and caught a nice big panfish. Called up a local pond management company to talk about buying some upgrades and stocking my big pond this season.
le schaub xD
>>153625768lol yeah
crying abaot schaub posting in 2026
Pretty sick that Schaub's got a painting of his legendary win up in his house
>>153625747living the dream i see here it is fucking freezing
Schaub can spitball after AM boozing and stimulants and coin a legendary shit post
>>153625872It was in the 80s yesterday lmao cold bitch
cormiershakingfist.gif
feeling worried for my messican brothers and sisters keeping it a buck fifty a bit more for the sisters than the brothers who will probably be fine but yeah just thimbout them messicans
>>153622118Jailton "samurai" almeida
>>153627301the local makwans have been underwhelming what magical words can you teach me to get them to make better scran
>>153619960The last Light Heavyweight ChampionThe last Heavyweight ChampionThe Pound-for-pound King
Gane Raped Aspinall Physically, Spiritually and now Temporally
Poatan has good taste i think
>>153625186Sadly du Piggy just gets bricked up and is yet to defend a single takedown
me to strickgod doubters
>>153627469
why are finns so unoriginal
We literally created all of this though.
this nigga
>>153627902>dulgarianwouldnt be my first choice of skin color going off of last name. nigarian maybe
cant think of anyone more flushed than adesanya except maybe michael chandler
>>153627902at this point i'm not sure i've ever gotten a pick wrong that wasn't scripted
>Hey Hunter bring me ya pinkest prize piggy SOON
>>153627705thanks pal i owe you one
>>153627760we invented linux the dishwashing rack and snek for phones
>>153627608she's so lucky, i would give anything to have that howler head daner cutout
> Hernandez was the dark horse of the division, finally starting to get recognition and title talks> Not only loses to, but gets fucking finished by a guy who is a prolific pillowfisted decisioner. Is this the biggest aura loss in ufc history?
take your meds joone
>>153627608Where can I get that Dana howler head cutout?
you have time to look up common finnish names but you don't have time to fill out a job application?
>he said to r/heem on a sunday
no idea whats happening in mehico and dont care to researchlikelihood of poofc fight night getting cancelled?
>IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFrGY-dxxs
sean strickland will become a leftist and start a podcast with luke thomas mark my words
>>153628806we discuss it itt search messico and follow replies
What it means to me will eventually be a memory of a time I tried so hard and got so far. But in the end it doesn't even matter.
umar is 30
erin blanchfield is 26
Izzy walked to a Linkin Park adjacent band the night he heemed, people forget man
ray borg is younger than petr yanim thinking one last run
Ray Dork
>>153629373we killing u
>>153629345Everyone is younger than Petr Yan. My grandmother is younger than Petr Yan.
>>153628848eyes pretti close togetha m8
Sneed is 28
>>153629336nigga u did not just call trapt linkin park
fuck it, just give fluffy the title shot anyway the real fans wont mind
>>153629622Tony wouldn't die in a military operation
>>153627617
>>153629955Looking good champ!
