Previous : >>153590234Elbows up! editionCanada 51st State - OfficialIt was a pleasure shitposting with you all this Olympics, I don't want to say goodbye, so I'll just say 'til next time.Final bread, post some cool webms and enjoy the closing ceremony!Closing ceremony 2:30 PM (EST) / 20:30 (CET)
Death to pedoskate "fans"
>>153621028We run this board
>>153621028how about no :)
I reinstalled the espn app on my phone after having it off for a few months and I have no fucking option to opt out of stupid fucking olympics notifications so I had to resort to just shutting off notifications in total and now I'll have to keep an eye out for the news I actually want to see on my own so basically what I'm saying here is gas the kikes race war now
>>153621028hymmmmmmm.............................no!
Greatest Interview Of All Timehttps://twitter.com/nbcolympics/status/2025620277896585294
Norwegians will try to tell a gold medal in tic tac toe while skiing is equivalent to hockey gold.
>>153621028it wouldn't be nearly as bad if only they didn't have the worst taste in the history of simping
will alysa liu be in the closing ceremony?
I learned that the short track speedskating world championship is march 13th to march 15th. mark your calendars
>>153621312They'll roll her around sleeping in a bed
>Narrative winners of these OlympicsGBBrazilAustraliaItaly>Narrative losers CanadaFinlandChina
>>153621475No golds for Finland is maybe a surprise, but they haven't been doing great in either summer or winter.
sad I missed the hockey final, I forgot that's always early af on closing ceremony day
>>153621475new gold count record for the USI think the UK too
>Canada dominated them!!!Then why couldn't they win in regulation?
>>153621580Shouldn't surprise anyone really, we simply don't have the athletes who could realistically win gold.
>australia came 14th>beaten by canada and chinait hurts
>>153621723Do you guys even have winter
>>153621723Why did you list the same country twice there?
>>153621312The better question is will Isabeau Levito be sucking off random athletes from other countries at the closing ceremony.
RIP Johnny
>>153621723does it even snow down there?
>>153621832>Why did you list the same country twice there?
>>153621673It's the new cope everyone is parading around online already.
>>153621673Because Hellebuyck put on an all time god mode performance. He should be given a presidential medal of freedom for carrying that game.
Thanks Eve.
>>153621673because Nathan MacKinnon is such a big KWAB he can't shoot into a wide open net
Is being an unc enough of a disability to be a participant for the paralympics?
so I assume most athletes are flying out today or have already flown out?
WEBMs of the stick hit and after?
>>153621948didnt a 40 year old just win the gold for you guys
it's not fair that people like Eileen Gu are real. she is good at everything.
>>153621954Anyone who hasn't left yet is stuck there because of the blizzard about to rape the east cost.
>>153622327on the hockey broadcast it said they went from flying into the northeast (probably nyc) to flying into miami.
CONGRATS GREAT BRITAIN!
i want rebecca lowe to urinate down my throat
>>153622431many people are saying this
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/paralympic-games/allianz-sport-explainersDid you know there's only 6 sports at the winter Paralympics?
>>153621723You don't even have winter. Don't worry about it dude. If you did then Australia would dominate Canada. Just built different down there.
>>153622538para alpine skiing looks kino
>>153622538>wheelchair curlingi'm listening...
>>153622538I wonder why no luge. There must be no shortage of guys who got fucked up doing regular luge.
>>153622538>no paralympic jumpingwhat's the worst that can happen anyway?
>>153622538>wheelchair curlingI pictured some goons in wheelchair pushing a human nugget along the ice and there’s just four or five other human nuggets laying scattered about the ice and snorted so hard I farted
>>153622584>a new way to catch Canada cheating I'm listening..
>>153622538>wheelchair curlinguhhh based?
>>153622584>>153622673>>153620450and of course it's running every day
>>153622706oh hell yeah
>>153622698>it's just their regular team but sitting in wheelchairs this time
>>153622538>wheelchair curlingHow do they stop the wheelchair sliding on the ice?
where can I find full event replays that isn't NBC, their shitty jewish website doesn't work for me
>>153622421We didn't win the curling gold so I cannot congratulate them fully.
>>153621923Too bad he plays for a Canadian team. He’s never going to get a cup at this rate until he switches to an American one
>>153622741lel
>>153622749The wheelchair is fixed in place and nobody sweeps, they just send stones down the ice
>>153622815he's been a complete playoff fraud, but maybe a change of scenery would help him stop doing that
>>153622749they have a team-mate hold them down
>>153622881who holds the holder?
These niggas cannot handle banterhttps://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1rbpbrm/2026_olympic_games_heartbreak_for_canada_after_us/
>>153622698They're gonna get caught touching the stone with their wheels.
>>153622937it's a long chain of whelchairs until you get one anchored to the wall, like an accordion
>>153622977>198-ACK
>tfw you just skimmed heem and realised what filth you have to return toCan any other general adopt me please?
Praying for Lindsey Vonn to recover swiftly and make a comeback with one legged skiing for the paralympics.
>>153622538>Para snowboardIs that just somebody snowboarding with a missing hand?
>>153622977Yea plebbit is seething we all knew this would happen.
>>153623104Who cares about 2020 nigga we president now
How is figure skating a sport?Like fr?
>>153622977>leafs in tears and shamblesYou love to see it
>>153623236shit is insanely hard what are you talking about
>>153623192not necessarily handprobably different levels of competition depending on the level of disability, like in the summer olympics
>>153623104is that really the best they can come up withgrim and sad
>wake up>see that the US beat Canada in men’s hockey>right after our lesb- the US women’s team beat Canada as wellHow many hate crimes against Indians are going to be committed by the leafs as a result of this?
hockey gods did not like this divethat's why they lost the final
>Jannies purged the /fs/ thread>a million alyssa liu threads left upPDF files in shambles lmao
>>153623277Not denying the difficult work people put in but you are judged by how well you integrate technoquess with musicIt's fucking art not a sport.
>>153623607what a surprise that was also MacKinnon
>>153623646>he doesn't know they're actually called "olympic events"yikes
>>153623646It's jeux olympiques not sports olympiques
>>153623619>>Jannies purged the /fs/ thread/tennis/ next please
>>153621580For our silver we lost by 0.5 seconds
>>153621805they have mountain ranges and ski resorts, australia's farken huge
>>153623916I believe in Finland.
>>153623760Just call it winter artistic events
>>153623104Any nation who has a king or queen cannot make fun of any other elected official ever. Even the French had the balls to kill theirs.
>>153622538>USA vs Canada paralympic hockey finalsjesus christ I don't need to rip out their entire soul until they become the walking dead. I still like Canadians.
was about to head out, 'till i noticed there was closing ceremony scheduled. is it any good?
>>153624161>is it any good?None of us are from the future m8.
on a datewish me luck
>>153624225damn that's a good looking dude. i bet he has a pretty little cocklet too
>>153624225ask her to show you how she warms up for a race heh
>"Kristy Coventry is the Zimbabwean President of the IOC">Zimbabwean huh
discoveryplus cunts, is it just me or does your stream keep buffering?
>>153624301would
Now that the dust has settled, which is better: pedoskate or machoskate?
>>153624301Mugabe would be spinning in his grave.
>>153624301quick look up zimbabwes former name
>>153624301*Rhodesian
>>153624301I would say 100% Boer stock from Rhodesia but her name is just British
>>153624301the AWFL marches on
>>153624301LONG LIVE RHODESIA
didn't really feel the spirit of friendship this olympics desu
Which country is built for BBC?
>Winter Olympics overWhat do I do now? Actually work?
>>153620853Award ceremony stream?
>>153624557because we're getting the spirit of war nowwhich country getting invaded in two days time?
Jay Kay at 'Rona tonight ?
>>153624566AIN
>>153624566The Netherlands
I'm so glad isabeau had the opportunity to find herself at these games
man that looks like the dumbest show ever made
just saw a video of jack eichel crying happy tears with jackie :)
>>153622538that's sad.
>>153624669>find herselfWhere was she? Up her own ass?
>>153621211It's really not. The hockey gold is worth at least 10 other golds.
>>153624566I don't know Jamaica?
>>153624587i'd really hate if putler lobbed a cheeky nuke towards london
>>153624587iran duh
>>153624739She was with the Jamaican bobsled team for most of the games...
>>153622706two curling games? probably fewest teams?
>>153622538>no para speedskatingSad!
>>153624769>>153624770I'd like to see a plot twist and someone else get it for the surprise
>>153622538>parabiathlonPLEASE tell me they're blind and I shall watch
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>>153621723>china only competitive in the summer gamesNot a real country.
>>153622538do they curl a wheelchair
my go to pizzeria is closed because of the closing ceremonyreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>153624833there's a vision impaired categoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O4Ht1C9PoA
ANON........
>>153624997what kinda pie do yous get?
>>153624586it's on nbc. simply tune your antenna to the affiliate nearest to your residence
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>>153624997Had Italian pizza in Rome. Didn't live up to the hype
>new season of scrubsfor what purpose
>>153625040Hammie looking suicidal
>>153625040Why do all the curlers look JUSTED?
>>153625047radicchio rosso and sausage
>>153625140because they choked a gold on the 9th end
Cool kids are in here >>153624638
is there a stream somewhere, jewtube tv is convinced I'm not in the US for some reason
Johnny Weir's wearing a dress on NBC
>>153625192what's wrong with your antenna?
>>153625170oh damn that sounds great actually
do the commonwealth games get threads on /sp/
>>153625078I only have a PC.
>>153625253it's a combo that is also good in risotto and pastajust like sausage and squashor sausage and mushrooms!actually it might just be the sausage
>>153625109I had real authentic napolitano pizza in Barcelona, was pretty good but mostly because it was cheap.
Time to cancel my Peacock subscription
>>153625313what do you watch things on with women when they come over?
this tntsports time to say goodbye video package lads...
>>153625364I never do the humiliation ritual of watching a screen when I bring women over.
>>153625275anything is possible with the power of friendship
>>153625364>takes out the HDMI cable>hfw
>>153625364I never have women over. I'm single over 30.
this is gay as fuck
>>153622937Ever seen The Human Centipede?
>>153625409son you might just have brain worms
>>153625449if you're gay then why do you care about sports?
>>153625275From what I remember yeah they do. But /sp/ in general is slower these days.
ok i guess everyone is here for some reason >>153624638
>>153624586Found it myself. NBCOlympics.comWas kind of surprised they're actually doing something useful.You guys are worthless.
>>153625770>can't even afford a tv>calls other people "worthless"sure bud
>>153623179all gennys are dogshit sadly
>>153626747except /mlb/
>"athletes enter as a single group!">they are all clearly self-segregated by nation>tons of ugly ass phones held up so they can create tiktok shorts
Alysa just confirmed she's going to continue skating and probably come back for the next olympics.
>>153626985>alysa justWHO TEH FUCK CARES ABOUT THE RACCOON
>gay pop musicfag spectacle. i mute, its bearable that way.
>blatantly commit penalty multiple times in curling, knowing that you will get away with it>even your womens' team does it and gets away with it>run a massive campaign convincing everyone that it's okay>win gold, no one respects it or considers it a legitimate win>lose every other gold you actually care aboutlollmao even
>>153626797Anons, the WBC is next month. PLEASE watch our sport
>>153627284Women's Basketball Championships?
Reminder, if you liked curling these games, there's a huge all-star tournament in April. Mark your calendars!rockleague.com
>>153627335World Baseball Classic. Also, we dedicate our victory over Canada to you, Pekka
>>153627532I actually kinda like watching baseball.>Also, we dedicate our victory over Canada to you, PekkaThanks :DD
>>153626797/mlb/ is ok if like 2 specific posters aren't thereactually that's most generals now that I think about it
>>153627656Hopefully you'll stop by. Cheers
>>153628146We are quite good at skeleton tbqh.
It was a cool olympics dudes, hope we are all alive to see the next one
>>153628517you too bro, take care and maybe i'll visit the skopje area before the next olympics
Based Gabry Ponte playing Blue.
we should use the arena of Verona for a lot more stuff
lol
>>153628146Will they ever add events outside of endurance skiing? It feels like those categories are really bloated.
>>153627284dont listen to this man. The WBC SUCKS BALLS and /mlb/ is full of RETARDED FAGGOTS
>>153628517Stay happy, anon! We're here to enjoy life!I'll be around this board too.
>>153629102WBC sucks but BWC is awesome..
france kinda going crazy with the outro
>>153629102Go away chikaner
>gruh zee
>>153620853Alright guys now the Olympics is over gonna try to dump webms from A-Z.
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>>153622706Can we just advance like two weeks so this is on? The Winter Olympics are by far the best Olympics so it sucks we have to wait so long.
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I’m going to miss you all, /oly/ anons.But in particular I will miss:>Guposters>webmposters, especially of cute grils>Bongs who celebrated our relatively good showing
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Even the olympics is jestermaxxing
>>153631067We did well
>>153631067I truly love all your guys and am so happy to have shared yet another wonderful games with you!I'm counting on you all to be here for the World Cup, 2028, and 2030! And maybe here for the in-between times, too!I'd hug each and every one of you! Thank you for sharing the miracle of life with me!
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>>153630536I love your filenames, anon.
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>>153631317shot of the event contender on the last day is pretty good
What are some small or unlikely nations you always feel warm and fuzzy over watching them win a gold? Summer or winter Olympics, any event
>>153631329Thanks fren!>>153631365
>>153631163Some of us won’t live until 2028 and 2030There are some anons here who are in their late 30s/early 40s (seriously!)
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Will Looksmaxxing be in the next Olympics?
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>all the leaves are brownkek
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>>153631565Whoa that's one hell of a wet spot the fuck
>>153630589;-)I'm gonna miss these fellas.
>>153631430You will live. I COMMAND YOU TO LIVE.
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>>153631606>ADSD they got an autism for everything nowadays, it wasnt like that in my days
Whelp, see you in two years espee frens
>>153631714Be right back in 10 mins or so to finish!
>>153631764See you in LA, I guess.
made 1000 webms these games. none of them organised
Please post more webms of sexy female athletes>>153631764The world cup is later this year isnt it?
>>153631852Post all the Eileen Gu webms please
NBC doing Best Of Milan show. Should be new interviews
>>153628461You're good at nothingYou have no mountains, you shouldn't even be allowed in
>>153631940heres some from today
>i want to thank our troops for letting us play this gamelol
taken from /hoc/
>>153632079for a 80 years old jewish pedophile he's pretty good at hockey
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Huh. Is that it for the stream and broadcasts? I was expecting something on the scale of the opening ceremony or at least the Paris 2024 closing ceremony where you kinda get to see athletes celebrate and party for a bit one last time
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>>153631764*WEEKS!
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>>153632273He is not Jewish!
>>153632413
Shiffers kinda goin through it in this post-games special. very raw, can tell she ain't had media training lol
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>>153632533And that's it, thanks again guys! Time to go back to lurking /pol/, /v/. I'll try to come back for some other sporting events, 100% gonna be back for World Cup and in 2 years for 2028 Summer. Take care, Spring is almost here, warm weather, Easter, good times! 2026 Year of the Horse - make some big movements, changes in your lives!
>>153632629Thanks, anon
>>153632629thanks webmanon
See you guys for world cup. bye
>it's actually over nowoh shit i forgot, my life suckswhat am i supposed to do now
>>153633467Join us for Curling Worlds and Rock League, of course! I will be returning to Japan and trying to restart my curling career.
https://x.com/miurariku1217/status/2025716287893320149GET MARRIED ALREADY
They're making fun of us losing on the Lakers broadcast it's so over
>>153620853hockey is a shit awful sport and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. It's fun to ice skate but it's not fun to slap a puck around for 60 minutes. Terrible from an audience perspective.
>>153634154You are brown
>>153631283>>153631317These two clips together make it seem like the Italian assassinated the American
>>153633612>even stefania wanted us to winthe curling cheating really bothered her huh
>>153621118Low T
So where is everyone going now that the Olympics are done? What's next?
Everyone ITT
What do I do now?
>>153635611many are asking this
>>153622538Pretty soon trannies are going to decide they’re actually paraplegic and/or retarded do do paralympics or special Olympics since they’re losing out on just beating up women
Closing ceremony felt a bit too dry and generic.
>>153636820i'm dry and generic
>>153635547>>153635611Take the joy of these games with you. Do what you love being good at. And be sure to come back for every sporting event (many this year alone!) to share your progress with us! We want to here.
>>153621118it takes more skill to slide those rocks than it does to skid across the ice like this.
>>153621214I wish I had no idea what you're talking about
>>153623607Hughes literally was spitting teeth out of his mouth (and still made the game winning shot), Canucks are soft as baby shit
>>153621028>pedoskate>minimum age limit has been raised and will probably be raised again??
>>153634124>tfw they've been on record saying they didn't always match perfectly>there were times where they weren't speaking to each other>the built up trust through all the trials and adjustments and reconciliations prepared them for this Relationship goals
>>153637219>senior age starts at 11ok so that's why people were calling it that
Post-Olympics blues is a real phenomenon and we all know why. People don't want to admit it, but the idea of the whole world getting along without all the baggage and bullshit of the past clearly has its appeal. We keep doing this shit every 4 years just for that sense of escapism and false civility, even if it only lasts 2 weeks at a time.For 2 weeks, we can all be friends and shitpost and have a great time.
Why does Australia try to do snow sports? You're warm. Do indoor ice sports.
>>153638017It's not even kumbaya stuff for me. The Olympics just feel classier. Now I'm back to watching sports with gambling and crypto ads all over the field/court and it's lame.
so eileen could do both slope and half pipe, why didn't chloe kim do snowboard slope too? surely, the skills are transferable
>>153628146does skating really need 23 medal events?
>>153631782your file names reminds me of myself when i can't think of something good to name
>>153634154stanley cup playoffs are much bettera lot more spirited rough play/fightsthey have to be on good behavior at the olympics and the games are much worse for ithilarious how ppl get suckered into the cunt vs cunt crap every time
>>153636894>>153636942disgusting mutt
>>153638504My unbiased opinion: yes.
>>153631518A MK sequence? Really? Lmao
Was the closing ceremony worth watching?
>>153639216I dunno, you like modern dance? I felt like something was coming, like it was building up to something but then nothing came.
>>153639237Nope. So it was just the opera / dance stuff at the beginning then nothing?
>>153635611Watch the events you missed.
>>153639281Walk on with the athletes too, medal ceremonies for the 50km XC ski. The always exciting IOC member speeches and handful of anthems were played too. Also the flag being handed over, and some more dance.Sounds super exciting, no?
>>153639305Yes. Thank you.
The USA won every single event that mattersprove me wrong
Anyone of you lads have this without the redgifs logo?
/v/ here - where did all the Canadian posters go?
>>153639281We witnessed some interpretive dance about the cycle of water
Never ask a Norwegian why 50% of the Olympic team has asthma
>>153639775Is it because 100% of their Olympic team is doping?
>>153639786How come American athletes all have debilitating illnesses which require therapeutic use exemptions?
>>153639794Our food is full of GMOs and microplastics. It's to be expected.
>>153639794lel git gud
>>153621211>USA farms 30 medals in meaningless swimming events in Summer Olympics but none in team sports>crickets>USA win one gold medal in Hockey at winter Olympics>'i-it's the only thing that matters'
>>153639850Their women's football team has often done well, 5 golds for them.
>>153639860>women football
>>153637219>minimum age raised>bunch of new people interested in the sport>nah your general stays banned, it's easier than banning the pedos when they show upand people wonder why /sp/ is dying
>>153639871You're the one who was getting uppity about anons picking and choosing what to care about.
>>153639850>USA win one gold medal in Hockey at winter OlympicsUSA won 2 gold medals in Hockey at winter Olympics
Only began watching a few daya ago Who were the especially pretty female athletes?
>>153639898>Go to /fs/ during the olympics>It's all coomer postsUnless the age is raised to hags only any /fs/ will be filled with nonces.
>enters your thread
>>153639957>Who were the especially pretty female athletes?
>>153639957Eileen Gu had the whole of /sp/ wrapped around her finger.
>>153639957Exclusively the American girls, don't bother with anyone else
>>153639957All the italian ladies.
>>153640015That video was sent to the entire Olympic Village desu.
>>153620853>Canada 51st State - Officialyou're owned by Israel, simmer down.you can join the bantz if you ever become an independent country again
>>153640092Yeah and what about it? You'd still bark like a dog if she told you to
>>153639992Poor man's Sasha
I feel like this onlympics didn't hit as hard as others, like there was less humor and less controversy. It just wasn't as interesting and there wasn't as much sexiness.
>>153622538>para ice hockeybut womens tournament already finished
>>153640117Youre a pajeet province.Your owners are browner.
>even during the closing ceremony NBC's using Terry, Tara, and Johnny Weir as their commentatorsJust a reminder whose sport OWNS the Winter Olympics
>>153621211>not posting the original
>>153639957Beatrice Lamarche is I think criminally underrated in this area.
last for raccoon angel
it's time to say goodbye https://youtu.be/6HRT1ItJSTk
>>153649766bitch gets put down for rabies
>>153640158>https://youtu.be/6HRT1ItJSTkyo where was this bish at? didnt see her at all this year. makes the raccoon look pathetic
>>153639815Dude was actually a laugh-riot on Stars on Mars.
KEK
>>153639850>none in team sportsWe won both both basketball golds by beating you pierreAlso, werent most of your golds last time around one by that frog swimmer?So now swimming is a meme?lol
>>153636095Nice one
>>153636095Zoe's very pretty.
>>153623607I still cannot figure out how Canada got hometown refs for so many games >against Finland >against US I thought that was against IOC rules and yes, that call late against Finland was BS
What happened to the finger in curling?
>>153640654>less controversy aside from canada cheating in curling ask Swedes and Swiss how they feel about that
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>>153656435lol
>>153656342It was cut off as soon as he go home to restore izzat.
>>153623607as someone who doesn't know anything about hockey, why don't they wear helmets that cover the rest of their face? Isn't there a solid rubber puck zipping around at like a million miles an hour? Are they retarded?
>>153658888>Are they retarded?Literally yes. It's very hard to spend more than five minutes around any hockey player. The sport is dope tho
>>153658897ok so players are retarded, probably not a big surprise since that's the case for most contact sports, but surely someone in the broader organisation realises that it might be a good idea? Or an insurer or something...?
