dusty baker editionold [>>153597206]today's spring training ballgames:min@atltor@bosbal@detstl@hounym@nyypit@phitb@pitwas@miacle@athmil@chwsea@cinchc@sfcol@texlaa@arikc@millad@sd
Highlanders
doyers
>>153622396Posting in a winky bread? Delightfully devilish!
playing the stinkees at sewage field, you can't make this up
>>153622396>kabbalistic magicwincy...
>only a Yankees TV broadcast>michael kay instead of gkr this should be considered a war crime
>only YES network feed available Guess I’m watching this on mute
Welcome to the broadcast mests
doyers and AMERICA
>>153622602do not fear my power, simply accept it
>>153622655Put the hunny mussy on the plate or else
>>153622688You remember all of my catchphrases, I think I need to stop posting for a while.
>>153622628>gkrgreat kike radio?
phillies baybawl is about to start :)
Damn that other anon was right kek, it’s the mets backups vs the yankees starters >>153622724?
POP'd EM UP!
>>153622784Of course it would be. Real MLBers who already have starting jobs cemented don’t get on the bus and travel three hours to Tampa. If you want to see Mets starters on road spring training games, they have to be a Grapefruit South game, against like the Cards or Nats or Marlins some team that has a closer stadium. There’s a reason Mets and Yankees only play like once or twice a spring, they’re far away.
Vientos still swinging at some bullshit
Damn you guys are far behind
holy shit idk if he actually got him but what a fucking play
>>153622905are you there?
>>153622942No I’m watching mlb.tv, the best baseball streaming platform. >Grisham just got btfo by the roboumpies kek
ABS 'em!
total umpire death, robots I kneel
the new silver fox
Strike 3 bitch
Finish the danged thread first!
Blowme Smellinger
the ump will never recover from this
SPRING SCHWARBOMB
This ump is fuckin the dog back there already
yeah we're winning the grapefruit again
Oh fug baybaw is on.
at least my "jays" won't let me down :-)
>bombston>gayllo
>jared young cleanupWhat kind of photos of Stearns does this dude have?
jim' em!
>>153623328Jared I’m sorry I kneel
kek Canada
Are Gil’s parents big final fantasy fans?>Jared Young dinger!!
>>153623328Apologize crackkker
let's go saar!
alright can the sux at least fucking try so i can forget about something else
Don;t run on narvy bitches
Clifford mentioned
jared young, doosan bears legend, eats korean pussy
>jizz
>$35 million + tip
Balk.
>>153623551Who? The Ump? Ya the mests did pay him off.
>>153622682Is there a sharper picture for the top?
>blowgayskek!
>>153623673
>>153623713oh no no no
>steinbrenner field is literally a cesspool can’t write this shit
oh fuck pirate down
>>153623779who?
this perez guy isnt great it appears
got his non-azzie sign stealing azz!
>>153623813their shortstop tried to catch a ball with his face lmao
thas a lotta blod
>>153623878Should really be using a glove to do that
>blowgays pitching still hasn't improved3rd place
>>153623878oh jesus
>>153623915god if we don't get someone to replace... hold on... gregory hunter..?... yeah we can't let this guy start
I've seen enough, release faggot mike!
>>153623713keeeeek
Should've hustled a little harder kiddo
I ain’t calling this nigga Swaggy V again till he hits a home run
Metsbuddies....
>>153624207There’s a lot going on here I want to you know I appreciate it
>bat flipping in spring dome that foo next ab
How much is Cabby worth, would you mests fans reckon?
so fucked up that the sux broadcast is showing the iKF fuckup, fuck you!
>>153623878>>153623908>>153623909Webm?
>mests fielding
>Saul GarciaHoly based a Jewish Mexican
>>153624359402' 30/30 ballparks
better not call Saul out the pen if you know what I mean
A lil bloopie san A lil bloopie san A lil bloopie san
>>153623773so the mest feel right at home
>>153624207
>>153624534>A lil bloopie sanAre you bloopspie?
DFA Austin Wells
>>153624603PLEASE do not upload videos of me without my permission. thank you
>cade wincestthese zoomer names so outta pocket these days
>>153624584you're a little out of date
THATS MY BACKUP CATCHIE
>>153624647>rendering
aaron baboone kek
The Buffalo Bisons are currently tied with the Boston Red Sox.
AA Binghamton
>>153624677What happened ?
Yakult Swallows legend Mike Baumann
cut arroyo
Mests are mestsing
>strike overturned
Got a nice new fitted cap today Should I take the sticker off or leave it on bros?
>>153625128bro...
>>153625128>fittedthis is a 9seventy genny
>>153624909came on the mic and the mets immediately hit a home run
>>153624207Only in new yawk!
>>153625239>came on the micGross.
/our/ sidewindy
>>153625264lel
These Astros bench players all look like theyre actors to the old Astros. This shit is trippy af
Double play Benge kek what a bust.
>>153625348timmy hill is just THAT good
>Vientos can’t hit a guy throwing him sub 90 mph fastballsShip this nigga to Anaheim I’ve seen enough. Benge at least has the excuse of being a lefty.
kek! fuck timmy gon do!
timmyhillycels won the narrative
my no power all contact yankees
Tim Hill molested me and my little brother in my aunts trailer in the sweltering hot August of 2009.
>>153625637More like>holy fuck you’re the only lefty Stearns sent on the bus ffs you had a 5.8 ERA last year alright turny try not to fuck the game up too muc
>>153625621>tim hillson of rich hill?
attaboy turny
Who’s pitching the 9th for the Mets?
>>153625859FAGGETS KEK!
Luis Torrens 40 HR season.
>bombston
>HRs over the fake green monsterbombston keke!
our latino catchers buttfuck you
>>153625859we don't ask that question around here
it was senger actually, not torrens
I'm gonna say it. I'm sick of being Canadian. It's gaping after slurping after pounding after gaping
>>153626079Oh... and... GO METS!
>>153626099You're so mad
>>153626078wow would have been cool if the broadcast informed the viewers about substitutions instead of broadcasting a Gil interview when he’s too lazy to learn English.
I like white Canadians that post in /mlb/ and /hoc/
Redpill me on "Polar Bear".
>>153626245Might as well say that you like leprechauns and unicorns
>black relievers
>white canadians
>corona at the plate
>>153626286I have no idea who just pitched that inning for the Mets. Gamecast still says Turner but he’s a white lefty and that man’s clearly not both those things. YES’s pitcher info box was blank and they never even acknowledged the pitching change.
>>153626383WHAT IS MANFRED TRYING TO HIDE
>>153626383Nobody knows Mets minor leaguers, nobody cares for Mets minor leaguers.
>rodriguez pitching worse than the bisons randosgood sign
>>153626286fat
We need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to complete a top of the line team.
Redpill me on Pete the "Panda"
>>153626436Imagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout
Wincy in da haus.
STEEEEERIIIIIKE 2
lets go doyers
Ji-Hwan Bae Korea mentioned!
rodriguez is complete dogshit
>>153626421>Nobody knows Mets minor leaguersAA Binghamton
>>153626628glad you improved the bullpen compared to last season
are we just letting the entire team take a turn at getting a run off this retard
Roman Anthony fucks ya!
>>153626680
Guest staring the El Paso Chihuahuas
ump em!
>>153626680But enough about ur mum lel
>it was 7-4blue jeets kek!
yankees a-team can't beat the mets b-teamgrim
>>153626853My mother does not pitch for the toronto blue jays.
>>153626898No she catches lel
>>153626876they have 5 hits tho
My Mets 11th round picks be tearing up these Bronx Bombers.
BoSox always come back
I just want to be the first to congratulate the Boston Red Sox on their defeat of the Buffalo Bisons B team.
>>153626898>My mother does not pitch for the toronto blue jays.Is she fat like many Blue Jays?
>it was 4-1blowgays kekconceding the division already
>leave and red sox are losing 4-7>come back and red sox are now winning 10-7What the fuck happened?
SPRING TRAINING DOESNT MATTER YOU RETARDS!
Oklahoma City Comets vs San Diego Padreslets see how Ferris performs today
Spring training matters and so do black lives.
>>153627140Look at her go!
>>153627163Results don’t matter. Performance and mindset definitely matters. You can tell which teams got dawg day 1 of spring.
>>153627161
>>153627217omkekkies!
>>153627217>Yariel Rodriguez signed a 5 year, $32,000,000 contract with the Toronto Blue Jays, including $8,000,000 signing bonus, $32,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $6,400,000
machado booed in his own spring training stadium kek
Has anyone seen my wife 2hu? She’s usually around for doyer padre games
>RISPdres
>San Diego Poodres spring training stadium is in PEEoriakek
>>153627393>Has anyone seen my wife 2hu?Where is 2hu also known as "The Dadspie"?
I like the idea of Tatis batting after Manny
Damn really wanted to see Reimer hit he’s one of the better hitting prospects and of course he gets hit first pitch and never swings. Should be allowed to decline a HBP in spring they need the hitting practice.
>>153627393H-hey big bro.... m-maybe I could be your 2hu tonight?
>that pickoff throwmy sides
Stinkees defense kekini
>>153627496Nobody knows Yakub Rimmer, nobody cars for Yakub Rimmer.
Ah ah ahNo more challenges stinkees
Stankeedoo ‘em!!
>>153627140>>153627196https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/106918662/#106919037https://archive.is/cHeh4>browns cucked by sven for years>paid for their sexhouse in swedenthis is nutsabsolute humiliation ritual.
>mariners game is radio onlyI blame winky for this.
>>153627745Not my winkynatty resd!!!
Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
The browns should consider signing ryback as a utility player
>>153627786We hide his posts round here
>40th round pick by Mets in 2018>40th rounder>from 8 years agoreally scraping the bottom of the barrel here
New broship just dropped doyerhermanos
>campusanoI hope Chihuahuanon isn’t watching
>>153628026Ya seethin? Games not even over yet.
>highly audible shittsburgh fan screaming every time he puts the dildo in his ass
Don’t worry Yankees fans this is the last pitcher the bus driver is up next.
>>153628005kek orale!
He deleted it hahahaha what a yankcuckee
>>153628089Lmao>>153628131I delete half my posts for personal reasons.
>>153628005A stunning development
Metoyer gets to walk back to St. Lucie.
Metoyer ain’t it
>>153628026This post has been FUDGED by real Metties patriots.
It's okay Yankees fans, my team is about to lose too! :-)
>>153628182too much met, not enough doyer
Kino
triston isn't inspiring confidence so far with how many balls he's throwing right now
attaboy gerber
>Yankees fans want baboone fired>Yankees brass buys him a personalized golf cart instead
Attawalk Tucka!
Good afternoon oomfies, today is a great day for bayball.
We almost blew a four run lead in the ninth but that stros hitter didn't challenge the third strike, which was high
I bet you feel stupid now
>yankees fielding
Triston McKenzie ain't it.
>>153628402Imagine my disappointment clicking this image and discovering not a single wheelchair.
poodres ain't it
>>153627393Haii
>Aaron Baboone drives a golf cart from the spring training clubhouse to his carThey pay someone to drive it back? Wtf has he done to deserve this?
>plassmeyer>has pitched 11 innings and given up 13 runs>hasnt even played in 2 years>era of 22the jays front office's piece de resistance, the doggies won't know what hits them
>>153628523He has a World Series win more than the Mets do.
>>153628471I'm curious on German Marquez debut, when is it.
Sexo
Sensational Senzel with the double
Triston maybe gets one more chance and if he can't show more control, there is no way he's making the lineup. This has been a very bad first impression
kek poodres
>>153628589If you unironically find that attractive, as long as you’re a 4 or higher out of 10 and can talk in a NY accent, you could pick up any 40 year old divorcee in a Staten Island bar you wanted who looks like her and have sex that night. Not hard.
>>153628547Yankeks defending Boone now they hate my Mets so much. Mets have more rings than Boone ;)
Based Comets beating up on the poodres
>>153628687How many in the last 40 years lol
>>153624584>can’t write this shitmethinks you did
scuba kekhttps://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2025667621492863008
It's just spring training doyerpacos
>>153628718Doesn’t matter you were wrong
Mests are about to do something very funny
>It's just spring training doyerpacos
>take McKenzie out because he was doing terribly>new pitcher is even worse with controlbig brain move Stammen
>>153628783God isn’t real
>>153628834Type in Craig stammen on your gif search keyboard, that's my reaction rn
Load em up
>>153628641there is no way he's making the lineup. still a chance for a roster spot tho
>Kaeden KentSon of Jeff Kent
I'm sorry Chihuahuabro, this guy is going to be your ace
>God isn’t real
Mets legend Zack Short will surely GIDP here.
>>153628956>there is no way he's making the lineuplol he's going to be the poodres opening day starter
>>153628971Kek stankeedoo ‘em!
>God>realI thought we were adults
no point in arguing with you doyer retards
wew this poodres pitcher can't find the strike zone
>named short>plays second???????
>no point in arguing with you doyer retards
>God isn’t realFAGGets kek!
The Mets won that game.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYANKEES LOSE!!
>>15362909627
>>153628769Oh no!
TWENTYSEVEN;^)
>>153628854gg yankeeschizo
>>153627786>>153627869reply to and hide in this bussy.I win again.
>>153629074Lmao
>Aaron Boone getting in his golf cart rn because he’s too important to walk to his car
>brown noises
>>153628769Yep, that's the Cubs, kek.
>>153627786i leave for the offseason and this guy is still spamming?
Randy Vasquez averaging 97 MPH was the only highlight of this game so far
this doyer triple a squad is humiliating the poodres starters
>>153628475Will on a bill?
>late to the party How did Ferris look, Doyer chads?
Blow Gays
God is real but he’s not your god, he’s an alien child having a blast at sandbox simulator
>>153629244no one cares doyerpaco
as a gay man I hate the cubs
>>153629244everyone cares doyerchad
>>153629229pull up a seat, cazzie
>>153629270made mincemeat of the poodres
Are they giving these guys whiffle balls? How are none of these guys able to find the zone
>>153629270Walked Manny and gave up a hit to Tatis.
>>153628769>>153629206>Shat MawKekini
it was 7-11
work the shaft
>>153629331my understanding is that he needs to be put on the 40-man after the season, so they want to build up his workload this year. hopefully we're healthy enough most of the season and don't need to bring him up until next year.
>>153629381thx
fatis finally do a thing
Tatis looking to stunt on the league this year
>god isn’t real>im a monkey!
toronto baserunning stafe are literal mouthbreathers wtf was that
>god>real
>hey chief its the top of the 9th on 2 outs, do we hold him on third or tie it up? >new pitcher in? yeah lets try swingingWhy are they like this? Have they always been like this?
>>153629603>fatis finally do a thing A Blue Jay?
Cronenworthless. Dammit, why did we extend him. Send his ass to the twins/Tigers.
if god is real, why would he let the mest be a bunch of useless faggots with bad defense?
>>153629755no refunds
>>153629782the mets abandoned the christian god, so god abandoned them
>>god>>real
>>153629755extending bums is what you fags do
>>153629782dont think even god could fix that mess
>>153629755and replace him with who?
I’ve never seen a vagina, therefore they are not real
>>153627217>they bought into le elite pitcher in Japan league memeNeed to stop falling for this bait. Enjoy your stay in the minors all year Yariel
I dint know why we exist therefore alien magic is real
>>153629807mets worship YHWH though
>demands blood sacrifices >kills babies and sends them to hellGod is evil if he exists
>>153629847Ryback
>>153627217??????????????????????
>Patrick Copen sightedHe can only see out of one eye and will probably get a shot to pitch in the majors this season
fuck GOD and fuck CHRISTIANS Go Yankees!
Might need to add this yankeeschizo to the do not reply list
>>153629847Anyone that isn't named CronenworthlessLol >>153629816Cronenworth was extended because of feels le NLDS hit by our owner, so yeah lol
if triangles made a god they would give him 3 sides
Must have been hard for you not having anyone to root for in the olympics, left out of all the /sp/ fun
All you heathens will beg for forgiveness when the rapture is upon you, but it will be too late.
I am so intellectually dishonest that I am going to compare the ravings of 15 people on some Samoan Island somewhere to the beliefs vetted and refined by hundreds of millions of people throughout historyAtheists are fucking pathetic
>>153629988
God is a major faggot lol
>>153630050Would he be a pyramid or a cone?
theory: sewage fumes turn people schizophrenic, which explains yankees fans
>>153630089Based I’m also Jewish, shalom.
>>153630114god loves all the little microorganisms of the world
Im agnostic
>>153630089>15 people on some Samoan Island somewherenigga what the fuck are you actually blabbering about?
Campy, what happened to your power, do you need the El Paso air to give you strength?
we did it Copen bros
>>153630235Being Christian is the same as having schizophrenia lmao
>>153630205Same
>>153630235just being intellectually honest, bruv. don't hate.
Your home country is descending into civil war and you're here trying to distract yourself with luckswing
