"Autotrader 400"Coverage starting on FoxGreen flag: 3:19 pm/et Winds of 20-35 mph. Temps in the 40s.260 laps
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
hell yeah
as long as the winner ain't from penske/jgr/hms
>>153625567really hoping that this year is the redemption tour for nascar, that they live up to the chase revival and super bowl commercial and don't make some retarded dick sucking decisions. know it won't happen, but will have a tiny little bit of optimism, because the return to the chase wasn't expected either.
>>153625877hocewar confirmed
ESS VEE GEE
mcdowell is going to win (please)
reminder
>>153625987hoceWAR
SVG pointsmaxxxing if digits
my muh good is ready
>>153626318:(
time for cringewalk!
>>153626339
Cmon Wrecky Spinhouse
Mikey tossing salads at Wendys
>>153625567Mikey is so based
lots of people everywher
Last week was pretty fun, hope they keep it up
>>153626152what did cold custard do to you?
>>153626152
Official winner roll!
>muh god
Good evening frens!
>MUH JESUS
Yes, muh God
>yes muh america
>>153626152gotta ask, were you dropped on your head as a baby or are you just naturally this retarded?
Yes god yessss
>flying a plane from arkansasIs there not an air base in georgia?
>>153626616>Herbst>Lajoieholy reddit
Great anthem rendition
>no fighter jetsit's so overamerica has fallen
nice singing2/2 this year, so far so good
>dinger's family wearing black and white checkerboard clothes nice
>>153626697They despise them
My pick today is Ross Chastain
>Crazy Trainbased
let this be at least as good as the truggs racethanks
>>153626872
>>153626986based
>>153626872right on
>>153626986based (as always)
Gentlemen>Drivers
official fence fatal roll
>>153626986cute Konata pace-car
>>153627016biff is already dead
what is this ugly trash, some cybertruck wannabe
>>153627096and they're only 100,000 USD a popcrazy that nascar even exists when american automakers are being propped up by nothing
>AJ "I GAVE HER" ALLMYDINGER
Hocevar is bit of a lolcow isn't he
for me it's ford. wood bros ford to be more specific.
>>153627193Yeah but that’s why I like him
>>153627016
>>153626986What's that silver #9
read today's script. it leaked early. cody ware wins.
>>153626986official thread
>>153626986Kino audience
>>153627246>not even 24 hours later a white woman broke into his house and started stealing his shitmakes you wonder
>>153627302If Creed can win a race, so can Cody.
We won hockey. Now we get to win NASCAR
>>153627252Lake Speed Melling #9, Racing Champions platinum variant
Woo look at that windBoys gonna be wrecky
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACIN BOYS
Shit, I just got done making finding. Glad I didn't miss the green flag!Winner roll.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
Boogity boogity boogity
GREEN GREEN GREEN
What if the winds hitting the track interact with the vortex and create a hypertornado
>>153627533>hypertornadodigits will make it happenthanks, anon
CODY TOO 20
>>153627533What if it's a sharknado
I hope 23XI doesn't win again. I don't want MJ to molest another kid.
>>153626339Don't be shitty.
Hey bros
>>153626969>let this be at least as good as the truggs race >thanksThat's a pretty high bar.
>>153627727>That's a pretty high bar.yes
>>153626986This is what I come here for.
>leave Hendrick and JGR to me
Why don't drivers stay in their lanes? They're making me nervous.
Video games and anime
>SVG up to P21good
The captchas were hard today bros :(
>>153627809Based
>>153627809
>>153627809BASED
Reddick's livery is ugly
>>153627584Only if it was Daytona.
IDGAF about Ricky's Steakhouse and I have had Chef Boyardee in well over 20 years, but that livery is so cool, I kinda want him to win.
>>153627848You must have had your cookies rest. I'm sorry. It will get better soon.Who is brapping into the mic? Kek
>liveryCan we just call it a paintjob please? You all sound like pretentious pricks.
>>153628061but it is not painted?
hocevurr
vroom brothers
>bamf
>hocevarkwab
>>153628113undeniably based
BAMF nuuu :(
>>153626616>the cheatest of the cheating yoders Corey Heim>derpst>lajoie>hamlelNot /us/.>KFB>chess>gimmie>zilly>alligator>erik jones just because of the car numberNot Reddit.
>>153628113based
>>153628113cheers, fren
>>153628061>>153628108It's called PAINT SCHEME.>>153628113Good evening, turkbro. vroom
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0/10 race so farboring. let's hope it picks up later in the race.
Still in disbelief Sneed won last night
>>153628327It's called ADVERTISING SCHEME.
>>153628327>mfw when literally 0 ads on the international streamfeels good man
>>153628061>>153628323>erm ackshullyThey're called wraps now. NASCAR doesn't allow teams to paint the car anymore.
>>153628113Uncommonly based!
Did Harvick just say "mogged"?
Did Harv just say mogged?
>>153628327Do you know how to get the international stream?
It's called ROLLY POLLY CAR TATTOEYS.
>hms vs penskenice
>>153628463>>153628501Shit! I was getting a beer.
get these fuggin hms nerds out of my lead
Not this Bubba shit again
STOP THE COUNT
that 2 car is a rocket
>>153628585Monkeys paw
Good stage good win
driccccc
>Bubba side by side with LarsonHere we go racismbros
>>153628113Unabashedly based!
Good first stage. That was some good racing there.
Cindric looks like the most /ourguy/ racer ever
Rolling to see if somebody fucks up the pit and gets sent to the back.
the valvoline 5 looks superb, also cendric surgeso far the cup car is doing fine here, i expected the opposite
Based. I was hoping for Elliot, but I'm happy with Cendric.
>chess
>>153628766lelliot it is lol
Jamie Little sounds way more excited doing the pit road call than the lead truck broadcast
>lelliott
>clear unsecured tire on chess lelliott
>>153628976she likes being right next to the action
Clear lack of NAPA knowhow.
Is there a commercial free stream available? Not watching the shilling. Allah has forsaken us.
>announcers around the hobo fire absolute kino
>turd in a punch bowluwot?
I'm lateI hope there are still left turns
>Flumpf hat guy by the firecringe
>>153629095check dd12 and ace. they have the international feed
Based rednecks standing around the barrel fire drinking beers in full Realtree
>>153629095DD12 > international > nas2
>>153629137(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>153628976>the lead truck broadcastBecause she sucks, and she knows it. Mikey is the heart and soul of the trucks broadcast.
>>153629131i think there are a few left
LET'S GOOOOOO
>>153629166He's too much of a meme of himself these days.
>road course next week
>>153629255>SVGwinslol
LETS GO BYRON!
>>153628439Which is a shame because painted cars have a much better texture than wrapped ones (I think in recent years only Penske did it with the old #2 car).>>153628842Cindric is the most enjoyable driver from Penske but unfortunately he doesn't have the same equipment (or skills, or even both) that the other two have.
don't like how good Wallace has been driving
>>153629140>>153629161Ty. May the spirit of Dale bless you both.
>New management, same old cheated up #23
>>153629255>3 meme tracks to start the season probably good marketing desu
>>153629255Yeah AND it's COTA. Sonoma and Watkins Glen are kino.
>>153629271It's the only one he hasn't been able to win yet.
>>153629294he always swerves like a retard, nothing new
>>153629237>too much of a meme of himself these days.You shut your whore mouth up right now! RIGHT NOW!
>>153626152chastain is super reddit
>>153629289>he doesn't have the same equipment (or skills, or even both) that the other two have.I might buy the skill part, but I don't t I think the Captain, happy birthday to him, btw, wouldn't stand for any of his guys to not have the best of the best.
Red and white bros...
Medium Juan>Grandbaby Ty
>dibbs>berry
Wood bros.... That idiot Gibbs got us...
Shits on fire, yo.
HOLY FUCK PUT IT OUT
>granpappy
LITTLE JUAN
Wood bros....
GET THE WATUH NIGGA
Chris Gabehart was RIGHT
Berry bros!
German commentators have been discussing the color of Zilisch's car for half an hour.
I kinda want Gibbs to succeed but it feels less and less likely every race.
nice job spotter
>>153629534Miata Man Zilisch is on a tear.
Putting that fire out was way too leisurely. That fire rescue team should be fucking ashamed, that could have been much worse.
>>153629522>JGR is forcing me to work with this talentless fuck Gibbs, I'm going to STEAL ALL THEIR SHIThonestly based
>>153629534It’s very odd
>>153629519>Got dam bootleg fireworks
>>153629289They used to be able to paint over the wrap but that's since been outlawed for 4 years. In an era of cars where the field is spread by 7 tenths of a second and teams looking at every possible thing for an advantage- nobody will paint their cars because it's just extra weight for no reward.
Noooo, not BJ
>>153629536he's the most nepobay to nepobaby'd his way up to the cup,
>>153629686surely this will save nascar
did people wear dixie outfitters shirts at your high school
what did i miss
>>153629686Guess they felt pressured after the CW did it with the Xfinity series last season.
>>153629329I'll be rooting for him
>>153629784>good first stage racing>bamf touched the wall and went -2>lelliott pitstop>little juan>so far good second stage racing
>>153629784Cindric won stage uno, little juan burned Gibbs and Berry.
>>153629784
Jamie Little keeping ALL of me warm
>>153629702The Max Verstappen of NASCAR
the single lug has a been a disaster.
are you standing up to jewish hate /turnleft/?
>>153629536I still can't believe that this is his 4th season. Feels like he just got promoted
>>153629934Yes I stand up to jews hating me by making white babies
>>153629934fuck israel, fuck palestinefuck off back to >>>/pol/simple as
Zilisch is sponsored by a nightclub he can't even go in.
>>153629942imagine driving top tier equipment for 3 years and not winning anything or even really threatening.
>>153629942Ive always said i feel like his future should be in sportscar racing. I just dont think hes built enough to handle cup cars for the full race distance on ovals. He usually does well on the road courses though.
>>153629934YepFuck /pol/tards
>>153630000um, based?
>>153630006why do you hate bubba
>>153630038considering half of pol posts are JDIF this is a very antisemetic post
Bring back the Kotex car.
>>153629971>fuck israel, fuck palestine They deserve eachother
>>153630006I mean...he won the In-Season Challenge tournament thingy, didn't he?
For me? Its watching the cup race while trance music plays in the background.
>>153630200What's the difference between trance and house. I've been aware of these genres for 30 years and I still can't figure it out.
>>153629893not even close, imagine if the owner of the team had grandson, and fielded up cheated up all the way up the ladder, cars so cheated up that it gaslit the press into thinking he was the next big thing, when it's time to make the final step the owner decides to get rid of one of the best drivers in history to make room for his grandson, and now it's been 3 full seasons, his teammates have won 20+ races between them, including his brand new teammate who had a breakthrough season last year, all championship contenders throughout while the only thing golden boy has achieved is the record of most starts without a win within the team, that's ty gibbs