>Mountain climbing events take place at Yosemite park on real boulders
Its going to be kino

>>153626361
trash kino

>>153626361
Thankfully it’s only the Shitter Olympics anyway
We get the Winner Olympics after France, and that will be kino

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How are they going to deal with the insane traffic congestion

>>153626361
Awful bc there will be more simps than this Olympics.

>>153626361
>yfw the mascot will either be a Minion, Snoop Dogg, or a cursed AI-generated mashup of both.

>>153626361
It's going to fucking suck ass

>>153626361
I expect another spanish-speaking rapper and an emphasis on black ghetto culture. Yeah it'll be shameful.

>>153626361
It will make non-Americans seethe.

>>153627028
I thought so too but now that I’ve seen you say this and have an attitude I’ve decided it will be based
Kill yourself btw

We're America so I expect it to be GOAT. Americans bashing their own Olympics before it even begins are mega faggots.

>>153626361
They will be irrelevant since no real people will be watching because of the time difference

>>153627087
100%. It'll be some chicano spic trash.

>>153627186
Ok enjoy the constant mcdonalds ads

Summer olympics are a dead event. Like beauty pageants they're only held in countries that are stuck in the past.

>>153627087
Spanish speaking ghetto rapper to do the halftime show for the 100m dash before the halftime analysis show

>>153626761
>2034
I don't know if I'm gonna make it

>>153627396
once the summer Olympics are coming up people are so starved for Olympics events they will watch it anyway

>>153627599
I only watch fencing personally

>>153627396
The fuck does this even mean. Summer olympics are literally among the most watched events ever. They get like 8x the traction winter olympics gets and include most of the actual relevant sports most people do or care about.

la is a human garbage dump, idk who thought this was a good idea

>>153627741
Most of the world is third world. Whites and Asians prefer the Winter Olympics.

>>153627741
They’re embarrassing propaganda and sportswashing events held in authoritarian shitholes, but they are still very watched, you are right.

>>153627850
>Whites and Asians prefer the Winter Olympics.
Wrong. Everyone but Norway prefers summer.

>>153627850
Winter Olympics is shit. I’ve skied since I was a baby and Winter Olympics is fucking dogshit
It’s like 5 good events and 4000 curling matches
Either they tell European weirdos to neck themselves or it will stay shit

>>153627870
>held in authoritarian shitholes
USA, France, Japan? What country isn't an "authoritarian shithole" to you lmao.

>>153627925
That’s nice. Post hand
>>153628036
Didn’t ask

>>153626361
It will cause seething simply because it's in LA and in the USA and the USA is an obvious top lock for medals.

>>153627741
Traditional TV viewership has been eroding for years. Adding meme "sports" like breakbreaking, skateboarding, surfing, etc. is a desperate attempt at luring in kiddies; boomers think that's what will attract zoomers. Cricket, etc. is aimed at thirdies.

>>153627741
Sadly true, and that's because all the shithole countries can feel inspired by sports where you run or kick a soccer ball. Winter sports are hardcore. People have died doing that shit.

>>153626361
It's gonna be difficult to surpass this year's WC and Paris 2024 set the bar too low. I think there's potential to be somewhat decent in comparison.

>>153628373
>Traditional TV viewership has been eroding for years
That applies to everything.

>>153628696
Winter is too specialized and samey to be as entertaining, and it's just straight up a much smaller spectacle. The biggest draw of summer is how much is just sheer basic physicality (running, swimming, fighting, lifting ect.). It's universal. I don't get preferring winter olympics outside of being a winter sportsman or being from a country that's way better at it (i.e. Norway).

>>153628239
Neither. Winter Olympics will never be good, and it’s especially dogshit if you’re white bc there are no good events
Only Asians care about it
>>153628373
Team sports should never be in the Olympics. Skateboarding was actually good though

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>>153629163
>skateboarding

>>153629163
>>153629016
I'm so sorry you're too brown to be able to compete and enjoy winter sports. Winter games are awesome.

>>153627741
This is true. Summer Olympics has fencing, archery, track and field (including the one where you throw the iron ball or whatever) and gymnastics. Also skateboarding is kind of cool to see in the Olympics and I think tennis is pretty good here too. That said, they should cut basketball and break dancing for sure. I don't remember if they have Olympics for soccer or not, but if they do then that should be cut too.

>>153627028
Netherlands lol

>>153629429
Winter olympics has icecrash, icedeath, and snowdeath. It's far more exciting.

>>153629391
NZ'er aren't brown. They're chinks. During covid you weren't allowed as a kiwi to come into the country to attend you parents' funeral, but they let 150,000 chinese in at the same time.

>>153629163
>Skateboarding was actually good
Won't be long before they'll add esports. And also throw in a few extra 3rd world sports to cater to jeets and similar demographics just to claim the number of eyeballs is growing.

>>153629350
THE WHEELS WILL BE A CERATIN MM,
Tony Hawk wil be the Judge.

Skateboarding is fun and hype to watch and post about. Don't care what anyone says.

>>153629429
>and gymnastics
What would we do without roidhop!!!

I’ll be in my 30s by the time these Olympics start…

>>153626696
Wait, seriously? If so ABSOLUTELY KINO

>>153627024
it'll probably be a mountain lion and a bear, there are bears and mountain lions in the region, they've had a tendency especially in the mountain lions especially in the last few decades to become local celebrities and technically LA is the only global sized metropolitan area outside of Mumbai that has a native big cat species.
They're sellable stuffed animals and something kids like.
Either that or ET, ET is a great NBC/Universal property and it's about time a new generation is exposed to one of the great kids movies of all time.

>>153626696
>>153630078
absolutely not, climbing is going at be at the long Beach convention center lol

>>153627396
As opposed to Belgium having any relevance in current society?

>>153630615
Possible but it doesn't have a location for the 3 Sport climbing events (Boulder and Lead are getting split up in 2028)

>>153628373
Skateboarding was an amazing addition, Breakdance was absolut meme-kino but Surfing was honestly stupid as fuck.

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>>153627024
Minions already appeared in the 2022 Paris games. Illumination is a French animation studio.

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>the Olympics hosted in the entertainment capital city of the entertainment capital country of the world will be bad and trashy
the actual state of America haters

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>>153627024
>they will show snoop dogg a million times on TV
>"Haha, it's Snoop Dogg!"

>>153631157
is the don still gonna be president during these games?

>>153628373
I mean they are adding cricket in 2028 aren't they? That'll probably be decent for Viewership. Baseball is also coming back

>>153631227
YES

>>153631278
ok there WILL be all sorts of kino

>>153631278
Depends on the midterms i think

>chuddies are so buckbroken by brown people that they've mindraped themselves into believing that the winter olympics are somehow the greatest sporting event ever

>>153626361
>Snoop Dogg and I suspect Ryan Seacrest gonna be the color commentators
>California Love is played 1000 times
>Low riders
]>They'll show white california and just enough beans to not scare the people flying in to watch
>All the hookers in Fig and Holt gonna get lots of money

>>153631261
India might actually win a medal in something with cricket. Its going to be T20 memeslog anyway not real cricket.

>>153631737
It would be nice to see India win some medals, unfortunately Pakistan may also medal

>>153631261
Good lord, the third worldification of the Thirdie Olympics maintains a steady pace I see

>>153631792
They'll both lose to the US pick-up team from Long Island.

>>153626361
>Five new sports are coming to LA28, including Baseball/Softball, Lacrosse and Cricket returning to the Olympic program, and Flag Football and Squash making their Olympic debut.
Can India...can they do it?

>>153626361
We're going to play volleyball at Long Beach and you're blackpilling?

>>153632290
But will there be Pamela Anderson as a lifeguard?

>>153632386
Yes they will probably do cringekino shit like this, and that's a good thing.
>celebrity appearance by Mr. Ed at the equestrian competitions

>>153631569
more like we're SO
FUCKING
TIRED
of them being everywhere and bringing their shitty behavior everywhere

>>153629391
>I'm so sorry you're too brown
>Winter games are awesome.
Racism is genuinely hilarious because makes niggas like this pretend that watching Sven van Poopenfarten ski across a barren tundra in 6 different samey events is more entraining than swimming, sprinting, biking, rowing, volleyball, weightlifting, tennis, archery, ping-pong, surfing etc
If the WBC is anything go by, the Baseball tournament alone will shit all over the entirety of the winter olympics

>just listened to nbc's terrible country cover of california dreaming
I already hate it

>>153626361
They might as well not be held. Athletes from other countries will not be allowed in. The US will win all the medals. It will be like the 1984 summer games, only worse.

>>153632386
Hasselhoff already has to drive KITT in the Opening Ceremony

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>>153632577
>the Baseball tournament alone will shit all over the entirety of the winter olympics
boreball will never be as good as this

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>>153626361
everytime with these cunts

>>153627516
2030 anon, 2034 is Utah

>>153632677
nothing can beat the slow build of baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMEylcp7E7s

that said it doesnt translate to international play

>>153631665
Kek, all the meanwhile social media boots on the ground are going to show all the things the don’t want you to see

>>153627024
Don't forget about El Chapulin Colorado.

>>153632747
youre gonna see beaners setting off fireworks and eating burritos

>>153627332
It's being staged in the most faggiest and pretentious city on the planet.

>>153632719
yeah if you play 1000000 games a yaer something cool will happen, but in a single game with everything at stake hockey and soccer deliver more intense moments

LA is one of the only cities on earth that is in its purest essence built on Entertainment as an industry.
You have your Orlandos and other theme park cities that are built on theme parks and emulation. But LA's history is directly tied to the Studios, warehouses not just for freshly imported goods, but for sound stages. They've got a street named Spielberg that leads into a hospital full of senile old ex-entertainers.
The last 2 LA Olympics set the tone for all the olympics after said Olympics. The 1936 Olympic Aesthetic was taken from the 1932 Olympics from its display to its film style. The 2028 Olympics will once again probably end up doing that.
What is LA Known for outside of Music, Movies and TV shows? The La Brea Tar Pits? Bad Traffic? Cheeseburgers? Nixon? It's a city built on making you watch, they'll do it better than anyone has since they last did it.

>>153627087
Meh-hee-ko might as well be a co-host nation. The guilt-tripping the organizers are going to do will be insane and asinine. Doubt many people from normal parts of the US will watch beyond the opening ceremony, gymnastics, apehoop, and track.

>>153632843
what in the jew

>>153632816
literally everything was at stake in that game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxSZJ9GZ-w

>>153626361
The opening will be pozzed like never before. It might even eclipse France

>>153632909
lol ok, can't wait to see your favourite player come up with bases loaded at the bottom of the 9th and hit into a double play because that's baseball

>>153632954
well he hit a home run to make it 3 games to 1 and then went on to sweep the pathetic yankees and complete a 3-0 comeback

>>153632909
are you allowed to watch a more intense sport or will your heart explode gramps?

>>153633013
I'm joking about the WBC final or the LA tournment
you talk like you don't know how baseball goes

>>153632871
>1932-1980
Olympics a glorious emulation of Roman values and strengths. Broad Kino Montages supplemented by powerful classical music
>1984-Present
Corproslop drama pieces designed to unite broader urban region and nation. Everything sponsored to the gills and designed best to be marketed. From McDonalds Big Mac contests to live events.
Communists not allowed, homeless and gang members people rounded up for a couple weeks on phony charges, nobody complains.

>>153632677
>3 hours of guys skating back and froth up the rink very and occasionally broken up with very brief moments of something happening
Sorry, but ice soccer is boring as sin, this entire tournament was hard-carried by a manufactured "rivalry" born from Trump and Trudeau having a nationalistic pissing contest and team USA wanting to avenge their lost in the Four Nations game

>>153632812
No, it's not being hosted in Liverpool, Manchester, Montreal, or Paris.

>>153626361
white liberals will get out of their way to spite trump and elevate brown people as much as they can

>>153627850
China? The only asian country that matters

>>153626361
How bad and trashy is LA

>>153633971
it's a dump but they'll probably sweep out the homeless people for a couple weeks like they did when Xi visited

It'll likely be canceled since the dumb fuck in the White House is sending us into WW3.

can't wait for all of the retarded protests

>>153634604
This time it's real guys, trust me, 2 more weeks to WW3.

>>153634933
Tents for abortion sign ups and "bottom surgery" screenings in front of the gates! Free concerts with Green Day and Bruce Springsteen! ICE IS NOT NICE! No Trump No KKK No Fascist USA!

>>153633971
I've been there three times and imo it's hugely overstated. There are trashy parts like any city in the US and being huge it's gonna have big trash too. But it's an incredibly affluent city also. Ignore the trashy part and it's great. Beautiful scenery and high energy. Nowhere else in the US does the energy feel as special except probably NYC.

>>153626361
we'll have it fixed by then

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>>153633949
NI HAOOO

>>153630615
it's going to be outside at least, right? it's on my list of events to buy tickets for

>>153626361
>skateboarding is going to be out in the valley instead of venice
>beach volleyball is going to be in long beach instead of manhattan/hermosa/redondo
YIKES!

>>153626361
if nothing else, seeing the olympic torch lit at the la coliseum will be soulful. baseball at dodger stadium will also bang

>>153627087
I'd like to note now, for all who don't know, contrary to popular belief California and Los Angeles are actually white man's land. There were, until recently, almost no hispanic Mexicans in California when it was part of Mexico or after. Seriously. If you were to go back in time to LA in the 1930s it'd just be a bunch of white people.

Don't (((them))) fool you.

>>153626361
How are they going to top jetpack man?

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>>153626361
It's gonna be a disaster. I love it.

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>>153626361
Basically imagine this but American flags and a Trump portrait

>>153636443
Dude when I was in LA that place was ruled by asians. I have never seen a luxury residential high rise where basically 95% of the residents were asian. It was cool though, LA is kinda cool id never live there though.

>>153637862
Armenian and Koreans are essentially locked in a financial war on who can control and own the most property in LA proper .

>>153626361
anon, anti-semitism is not welcomed on /sp/

thnak you for your attention to this matter and MAGA.

>>153631172
Make it stop

.

>>153626361
>thinking LA will exist by 2028
lmao

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>CALLLIFORNIA LUHHUHHVE!!!!!

>>153627396
Winter "Olympics" is a fake event for retards that should not be called Olympics.
t. flag

>two more years until we get the most pozzed opening ceremony in history
vghhh I cannot wait that long

>>153638627
Winter Olympics is the only real Olympics left actually. It’s understandable that you’d be malding about that though

>>153638603
Nothing ever happens

>>153627028
That'll be one of the new events.

>>153626361
Odds of some sort of tranny shooting at one of these events? Would probably be the ultimate embarrassment for muttmerica

>>153632649
KINO

>>153627028
Nah the actual games will probably be fine and we'll get some memorable moments and memes, we always do. You need to detach the goofiness weirdness of the opening ceremony from the actual sporting events to come.

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>>153627396
Rani I believed in you.

>>153639753
0, that type of thing happens in random unsuspecting places, not the highest security event in the world
You should try being a little less online btw

>>153626361
It will be pure kino, because Americans will face the embarrassment of a lower medal tally than China for the first time in their own country, despite all the shenanigans they pull.

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>>153627024
Fenty the mascot

>>153632617
That cover of California dreaming wasn’t country at all how the fuck would you think that was country music? Holly fuck zoomers are fried

>>153636443
That sounds fucking awful

>>153635284
>I WAS... BAWWWN IN TH US AYYY!
It only took 40 years to discover Bruce wasn't being patriotic here

it'll be complete dogshit but lacrosse is going to be there so it'll be kino too

>>153639826
Wanna bet on it?

>Russia invades one country and has a shit ton of doping athletes
>Banned from the Olympics and World Cup
>USA already invaded Venezuela, about to invade Iran and Greenland. Get into a hot war with Russia and China, along with a shit ton of doping athletes.
>Continues to host the World Cup and Olympics
Rules for me and not for thee.

>>153626781
Well, if they could do it for paris, then surely they could do it for LA.
Anyway, IOC has a special way to solve the problem: close the roads and use them for as special roads for athletes and ioc members (well, mainly for ioc members actually).

>>153632577
do you really think the mlb will accept to release its players in the middle of the season?

>>153632040
Some guy who went to Rutgers named Eric Singh is gonna end up mogging a bunch of cricket pros while casually working at a middling finance firm.

>>153639814
>we'll get some memorable moments and memes
It's america, it'll be full of fake hype and manifactured content like any big show (superbowl, copa america)

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Gonna be kino

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>distance runners getting beaten and mugged halfway through
gonna be great

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> beach volleyball here
I already miss paris

This is what needs to happen.

Cancel the World Cup.

Cancel the Olympics.

Cancel your US vacations.

Refuse to support this regime and refuse to endanger lives.

>>153626361
They will be cool

>>153655932
For me it's the leafs who actually did this and went to Mexico instead.

>>153626361
I dont think they can be worse than what italy deliver.

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>>153632562
>tf
>tp
>>153632240
Squash is a great sport long overdue Olympic status

>>153655932
>>153639838
go back