Eternal Loser Edition>>153624652
>>153627007shoulda cheated more
canada LOL
>>153627006Barkov
alternate universe Mcdavid:
>>153627002hopefully the place will be empty
>>153627047the softpusy poster won
3Vv3DO NOT CUNTDO NOT REEDEEEMFALSE PRIDE
>2030 Olympics in FranceGreat, more yurofaggotry and terrible puck drop times
GET FUCKED LEAFWERE COMING FOR YOUR COUNTRY NEXT
>>153627047he's ready to be a quick round one exit
>muh shots
>>153627006Kopitar
why did we get too many man'd so hard in this tournament?
>marries the coach of Team USA’s daughter >wins the fucking GOLDFLY HIIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEE BIRDYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH
>>153627073indeed.
>>153627007I want someone to make an AI alternate version of the Silver Presentation with MacKinnon puking. Is that a possibility? Do we have the technology, /hoc/?
Obviously Gary need to take advantage of all the recent eyeballs on Hockey and have two players "Heated Rivalry" each other irl. My vote goes to J Hughes and Q Hughes.
>>153627092>free speech and legal self defensedon't threaten me with a good time
>>153627079I wonder how much we'll have accomplished by then :)
>>153627062He looks so youthful, Edmonton is literally killing him as it did to Ryan Nothing Happens.
>>153627079they're doing a world cup in 2028
>>153627141Crosby and Who?
>>153626596yeah apparently they were a super team in 1970'swhen they practiced together 365 days a year like a bunch of chinese ping pong kidsand now they are just "good at hockey"
>>153627060Brighter
>>153627142You will get zero of the benefits or rights and all of the taxes and burdens.
Anyone have the video of Canadians receiving the labubus? I accidently deleted it.
>>153627047anyone have that webm when 3 of them collided together?
>>153627179good. I hope they create a 4nations, but better
Who is laughing now Cooper you smug fuck
>>153627079how the fuck does a faggot country like france get two olympic games in a decade?
>>153627057Finland wasn't a part of the USSR
>tfw you ruin the entire Olympic experience for everyone only for you and your smoothbrained retard teammate to cost the team the gold medal
>>153627062i don't think he can smile that wide
>>153627207check the previous threads
hey canadians, american coming in peacegreat game! you guys fought hard until the end, but these things happen in sports
>>153627251Exactly. He's non-russian
how many times can mcdavid lose at every level before depression sets in?
>Ohio fags been real quiet since this dropped
>>153627254bet he didn't even have tiramisu
>>153627283I don't think you know what the Soviet Union was
>>153627194i live in saskatchewannot fagtario
>>153627155He’ll be gone in 2028. He only did the extension because their window is open. He’ll be on a contender or a warm weather team in a couple years.
>>153627179With Canada, USA, Sweden, and Russia?
>>153627007
>>153627282We don't need to be friendly to them here, you can say whatever you want, they are losers what can they do aside from cope?
the magic of the olympics is that some random schmuck can change the course of history
>>153627307truly the state of hockey
>>153627348Building off an exciting 4 Nations Face-Off, the NHL and NHLPA are set to host the fourth edition of this international best-on-best tournament previously held in 1996, 2004 and 2016.World Cup of Hockey 2028 will feature eight elite hockey nations, igniting national pride in fans around the globe as hockey’s biggest stars compete on the world stage.
>>153627254I knew this would happen. Makar and MacKinnon are extremely overrated Dallas undresses them every single year at this point. They both make really stupid mistakes.
>>153627127because the guy next to #12 is heading to the bench and is not part of the play. happens all the time. are you guys doing frame-by-frame analysis of the entire game to find excuses? lol
3 v 3 overtime for elimination games is so stupid.
>>153627254not only that, but you KNOW he told everyone before the ceremony on the ice to look as miserable and pissy and mopey as possible. Guy is a real piece of shit and when shit doesn't go his way, it is magnified by a million.
how many offed themselves today bros
>>153627057Barkov is genetically 100% Russian.
>>153627283He means non Russian former Soviet countries. I.e. Ukraine, Latvia, etc
I wish to thank the American hockey team for exposing to all the world how absolutely hard the canadians huff their own farts when it comes to hockey. Same goes for their delusions of moral grandeur.They're a country of smarmy redditor "good guys" who think they can do no wrong.
>>153627361that's minnesota though.when will you lear?
>>153627340He may goon himself into a skeleton by then
Gold medals since 1960:USA 3Canada 3
>>153627187NHLers didn’t play in the Olympics back then and Russians didn’t play in the NHL (except I think one guy defected really early). Elite level talent versus amateur talent and rookies.
>>153627334don't care. still applies.
>>153627283I meant players from countries that used to be Soviet states. As in if the USSR reunited, wouldn't it basically just be current Team Russia that gets sent anyways?
>>153627251I thought it was at some point before WW2
>>153627398Then why does he play for suomi>>153627404>They're a country of smarmy redditor "good guys" who think they can do no wrong.True
>>>lear
>>153627381So is not scoring on a 5on3 for 90 seconds with your all-star squad
>>153627404Thanks for believing in us Finland. We love you <3
>>153627366CanadaUSASwedenRussiaFinlandCzechiaSlovakiaSwitzerland
>>153627357I hate this man so fucking much it's unreal but credit where it's due.
Sure we won both Hockey golds and Figureskating, but for me The Real Gold Medal is that everyone else hates canada too now
Whats the point of a mouth guard if you still get all your teeth knocked it with one hit?
>>153627374There are seven men on the ice and they play the puck, that's a penalty
They're mad
>a black leaf
gg israel
>>153627366Double the teams, double the revenue no doubt
Canadian fans chainsawing the tvhttps://ebinlauta.net/src/17717903403928884.mp4
>>153627357oddly enough we started played better almost the minute he went out
>>153627431Are Draisaitl and Stutzle from East Germany?
>>153627460it's for concussions
>>153627305He's already depressed
>>153627452who is this alternate universe richard feynman
watched the mayli video again also usa won
>>153627454
>>153627462>f sluruh ohyou can get your bank account frozen for saying that here
Which championship or gold is more prestigious?Stanley cup?World cup?Olympics?
>>153627381keep copin faggot leaf you lost
>>153627404In all fairness, Trump shat on them really hard for no reason. He hates Trudeau but so do most Canadians. I wouldn't know how to feel if I were a conservative Canadian somewhere in Alberta. I'd still hate Trump mostly because he hurts their conservative movement.
>>153627479JEN
>>153627521>>153627523JEN
>>153627404This whole olympics has rightfully exposed the arrogant and sanctimonious Canadian soul to the world.
>>153627479kwab
>>153627442Born and raised in Tampere, Finland and a product of the Finnish hockey system. As a dual citizen, he could've represented Russia, but they never contacted him about it.
>>153627524No. He shat on them for a good reason.They're passive aggressive fags.
>>153627466
>>153627504fucking based
>>153627462who is this towards?
Crazy how in the end Canada’s roster choices cost them the gold
>>15362746199% of the time, yesthis was the 1% of the time where you just arent getting a call on a technicality late in the 3rd period when you had an extended 5 on 3 in a winner take all game and there's all kinds of noise about the officiating from the game before
>>1536275214 nations
>>153627462Who are they mad at?
>>153627466I love Iginla.
>>153627588A smile wouldn't hurt, Nathan
>>153627571>quinton byfield.png
>>153627490Both of them were born in cities that were in West Germany.
>>153627524>vote against your own interests and your nation's interests just to "show" trumpThe canadian mind boggles me
>>153627524nah, princess trudy is a classic talk shit, get hit, cry because "he hit me" faggot.
>>153627591Canada's Dream Team was a one line team.
>>153627588he's so ashamed. he looked like he wanted to throw the medal into the crowd
>>153627595>when you had an extended 5 on 3that was immediately after
>>153627591canada would've lost harder with bedard
>>153627600some sports gambler who is on a unreal losing streakyou be rich fading all his picks the last 3 months
He won again
He could’ve saved Canada but it’s too late for all of that now.
>>153627588>the better team
>>153627542you spee canadians have taken the loss quite graciously desu, better luck next time
>>153627598We had fun
>>153627632>yeah, butkwab.
Im not from /sp/ Im just going around telling Americans how I fantasize about brutally torturing and killing them because its what they deserve.
>here's your silver medal and emotional support stuffed animal
>>153627632Only fags were rooting for canada
>>153627668on 04/17/2022
>>153627640Pierre Poilievre brags about being groomed into politics by Ezra Lavant, top MAGA pundit and biggest Jew in the entire country. You have zero clue what you're talking about.
>>153627588God, watching them get silver draped on them is ALMOST as good as seeing Americans draped in gold.
>>153627693Oh my god Nathan MacKinnon I love your work
>>153627542It's amazing that this facade has held up for so long. People talk about how "nice" Canadians are when it's all a front and most are passive aggressive jackasses.
>>153627693lel pussy ass bitch you won’t do shit
So exactly is wrong with McKinnon
Euthanasia machine status?
team usa wonalysa won
>>153627693dude don't.. they need us now more than ever
lel kys faggot leafs
>idubbbz moves to Canada >Canada loses gold Knowers know. The curse and stench that follow that man are unrivaled
>>153627774he's just autistic
>>153627698Plushies are worth a lot more than 2nd place in a three horse race desu
>>153627774probably sick and then hurt himself running frenchies at the end of a 10-2 game
>>15362769351196719932010
>>153627804Ethan Klein wins? today was a big day for jews everywhere
>>153627804QRD?
>>153627744I was never nice. Most Canadians are too buck broken by polite society to act like I do however.I want your country destroyed and depopulated. I dont care who by - spics, jeets, chinks, doesnt matter. I hate you and I will never stop hating you unless you willingly destroy your own country in penance for the crime of its existence.
>>153627777SHUT IT DOWN
>>153627777I.......hurt myself today........to see if i still feel
>>153627712The biggest Jew in the entire country is the Irish banker.
>>153627777>>153627777>>153627777>>153627777
>>153627640>he thinks voting mattersdemocracy isn't real. we're ruled by the same satanic jew billionaires as the rest of the world, the americans are just loud about it.
>>153627834kys already faggot saar
>>153627833Lex Jewthor remains undefeated
>>153627847Are you sure it's not Ezra Levant who wants to break up Canada and flee to Israel afterwards?
>>153627588HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSER
>can't even point at the Olympics anymore when Americans start >1993 postingGrim.
>>153627890Carney doesn't even pretend to not be owned by Blackrock and Brookfield.
RAKED
Damn that hits hard. How do we respond, ameribros?
>>153627834They've got a machine available for you, Samir.
>>153627777His bussy is sore
>>153627942Is that you Ezra?
>>153627834The day of the rake is coming, Pierre. Neither Albertan nor Newfie will be spared. All will be gathered and burned in a glorious cleansing blaze. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the canuck will smote.
>>153627834
>>153627950Nah. This is better
>>153627912You've always got 4naysh
WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS ILL BE THERE
Fuck you Can'tnadian pieces of shit I've been telling you all year you faggots got lucky at the Gary Cup. We are the better team and the better country
>>153627972I'm a feather Indian.
As of this Olympics I'm a friend of the United States of America
>>153627950peak humiliation ritual
>>153627130Hope he impregnates her tonight.
What a great day. Now I get to watch Dunk finale tonight on top of it.
>>153627912>Well you see, you stupid yanks, there is this thing called the Four Nations. No, dont ask Grok if it is real. It's real. Trust me. And we won. Trudeauly.
>>153628001I can’t believe how wrong I was about this legend.
>>153628007the gary cup was in 2016
>>153627361>>153627406>truly the state of hockeyYou're thinking of Florida
with jews you win
What I want are the ratings/viewship numbers I genuinely predict a record breaker for that early time slot
>>153627237because no one else wants to host it
>>153628060kitties mentioned :3
>>153628068This was a win for Israel too.
>>153627950Lol. Can't even sign a trade deal with anyone. Too powerless to fight the US. Too scared to be ostrichaized if they sign with China. Can't sign with India because it will forever brown them.
>>153627588who is he? same phenotype as the cheating cunt from curling
>>153628050brvtal and lord stanley pilled
>>153628050>its a bad century to be canadian
>>153628044Cope. Glad you faggots got humbled. All my life I've had to deal with Can'tnadians being smug and condescending when discussing hockey and now they got the humbling of a lifetime
China won five golds :D
>>153628001>>153628038I take back all the slander I heaped on Glass Hughes.
>>153628093You don't know MacKinnon as a hockey fan?
>>153628050We have been fully independent since 1931. The 82 Constitution is worthless. Literally the first thing in it is "we can take away your right if we feel like it."
>be Nathan MacKinnon>The man you want with the puck when the game is on the line.>Elite and professional>Put up 7 points in the tournament>Teammates all say you're locked in>Totally focused on gold>Coach tells reporters he has to remind you that Olympic participation is a unique privilege and should be enjoyed>Sacrifice all joy, wonder, and appreciation for being there on the altar of winning>Cut to the third period of the gold medal game>Tied 1-1 halfway through the third>You are presented with an open net>You're wound up so tight that you bank it off the side>Game goes to OT>Hang back to play "defense">Can't beat a defenseman skating the length of the ice to a puck in your zone>Out muscled by Werenski>Turn just in time to see the vacant look in McDavids eyes as he mindlessly skates to the puck with an open Hughes trailing >Blackout>You wake up to an Italian man handing you a stuffylollmao even
>>153628081cope i doand nagano
why does Canada have no brother duos like the US?
>>153628135Seriously. He was tough as nails for scoring that goal with his mouth all mangled.
Chud bros…. Not like this >In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.
>>153628068People pay to see him play, not you.
>>153628139who's on your money again?
>can't score on a breakaway>can't score on a 5 on 3>can't win a cupWhat does Connor McDavid actually do?
>>153628012Imagine the sweet romantic cuddles.
Does anyone have that AI slop of the Finnish player chopping the Canadian
>>153628195>Help refs!
Modano was always better than Gretzky
>>153628184Idk but based Quinn was going off after the game
>>153628195Live in his prison cell
>>153628195>What does Connor McDavid actually do?The best he can
>>153628128nigga whatim glad canada lost tooredditors and bluesky fags got mad plus i made money and matthew tkachuk got gold
So we are even.Not sure what the leafs were bragging about.They weren't that much better historically. And the current momentum is in our favor anyway.
>>153628139can you pull out some currency and tell me who is on it
>>153628147KWAB
>>153628186He was hands down the best forward on the team.After his performance in the 4 Nations I thought it was a mistake to put him on the team but holy hell did he blow expectations out of the water. I'd say Werenski and Quinn were the two best overall players though.
>>153628233Checked and true that’s why he has a super awesome cameo in Mighty Ducks
>>153628195He does femboys while his wife watches
>>153628138>hockey fan?
>>153628184did his brother win gold?
>>153628256the king of canada
>>153628250olympic hockey was below even skoda tier until 98
>>153628050kek
>>153628195He skates really fast around the opposition.He is really good at that.
BINNINGTON! BINNINGTON! COVER YOUR FIVEHOLE BINNINGTON! HOLY SHIT I COULD DRIVE AN ZAMBONI THROUGH THERE! BINNINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>xG from the Gold Medal Game (per @Sportlogiq) All SituationsCanada - 5.61USA - 2.74 5v5 Canada - 4.45 USA - 2.12
>>153628271Agreed. To a certain extent everyone exceeded my expectations. It was about as complete of an effort every game as you could hope for. I remember saving this after the Avs eliminated the Jets 2 seasons ago..man if only Helle knew the very best was yet to come.
>>153628139>y-yeah butkwab. 1993. 2014.
>>153628357no he isn't.canadians are bad at speed skating
>>153628147yep. crosby out with a sore cooter. matthews and hellebuyck take their 82 canadian game a year work ethic win the gold for america. think abt it >>153628243>i made 24$congrats
also, if Hughes doesn't make that poke check in OT it's a 2 on 0 and they probably lose.then he scores. with no teeth.
>>153628424it's $69 in our monopoly money
>>153628250>unified teamkek. still makes me laugh. Unified whom?
What’s a better format?>two groups of 6 for 5 games eachOr >three groups of 4 for 3 games each
>>153628329where does he reside?
>>153628458russians with token czechs i assume
>>153628381He was fucking amazing>First-Class HoF Induction Secured
Achtung! All leafs report to the train station tomorrow morning. (The rake processing is just a rumor, btw.)
I wanted canada to not even make the gold medal game. Fuck this country of retards and jeets. It would have been the true humiliation.
WHITE MAN MARCHES ON god i love this timeline
>>153627228Just for you.
thank you for avenging us AmeriBros
>>153628455i know its closer to 35 and i sincerely hope you enjoy the 2 topping large pizza that can afford you these days
>>153628496I slept at your moms place last nighti was there for a sex visit>>153628511based
>>153628496Within the heart of every canuck
They’re carrying Jack Hughes around the Olympic village
>>153628496>where does he reside?1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
>>153628458kasparaitis probablysome meme countries that were part of the soviet union
>>153628514>team captain is a mexican>jew scores the winner>several other mutts on the team
>>153628511Nah, this is the humiliation. If Canada missed the gold medal game Leafs would say it doesn't count because we didn't beat them
Even the most redneck parts of the US are more wealthy than us. Nobody but the 1% can leave this post national state
wait disregard that czechia wasn't in the cccp
Leafs can't handle this. They'll all be seeking Canadian healthcare tonight
>>153628195He wins conn smythyes and Olympic MVP awards on losing teams
now that the dust has settled, realistically what can canada do different for the world cup 2028?
>>153628515LOL kwabootys. thanks anon. that's the one.
Not even the biggest L the softpusys have taken...
>>153628586speak for yourself. im thinking of bailing to thailand or brazil and giving up winter sports altogether
>>153628569Diversity may very well be our strength
>>153628586Yeah but even the most redneck parts of your country have universal healthcare
IM BLUE ABIDIABADIY
>>153628490in gary's goylympics there would be 36 teams playing a round robin tournament with ads on the players visors
>>153628586>nobody but the 1%I can leave whenever I want. It's called the Jay Treaty.
>>153628605>blunde-that animal, I can't even say his name.
>>153628012And I like having you as a friend.
>>153628644Players should wear Google Glass visors and see the same ads we do during commercial breaks it's only fair
>>153628586that retarded, amrica has legit favelas in some small towns. worst we have are crackheads in sleeping bags
So Canada how does it feel to be framed mogged by the U.S.?
>>153628644softpusys lost. get over it.
>>153628717You mean fent zombies literally dying in the streets?
>>153628586Sad
>>153628012Stop posting goonbait im 4 and a half days clean
>>153628717obviously uve never been to lethbridge or aurora ontario
>>153628717it must really suck have a per capita income lower than mississippi
OK, enough. Let's all join together and enjoy the Red Wings 2026 Stanley Cup.
>>153628644Would be kino
>>153628717>y-yeah butkwab. 1993. 2014.
>>153628734retard
>>153628619more youth/speed up front and even though binnington played well enough for us to win we'll need a much better option to emerge
>>153628636It is great when you are poor and jobless, not so great when you are middle class and wait in line for 12 hours or put on a wait list for 6 months. Life is full of choices
Now that I've calmed down, it really feels like nothing>no crosby>no russia>3vs
>>153628670blundqvist?
>2 scoops>2 terms>2 gold medals
>>153628539it's because helleGOAT is too big
>>15362879342 shots 1 goal manso fucking lucky
>>153628788>re-retardkwasoftpusyfaggotassbitch boooooooooootayyyyyyy blasted faggot.
>>153628800>no russiathey would've choked in the quarterfinals anyways
>>153628789binnington is shit. he gave up 6 goals against austria
>>153628381I've been saying it since the team was revealed, the USA was a better complete team. Canada had top end talent but the US was a real team. Also the goaltending and d blew Canada's out of the water.
>>153628717what's the name of the famous street in vancouver that is a canadian skid row? all whipipo, too. drugs have no nationality
>>153628824It's called goaltending, jeet
Why doesnt jack play like that when I go to the prudential center and see him play in person? The last few devils games i went to they lost.
>>153628800Nothing ever happens. Always bet on nothing.
>>153628793Macbitch plays the pu-oh, wait, he doesn't pass, shoot SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR USA WINS THE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Russia could've won in Beijing but Bob is too old now
>>153628800Russia has no center depth and their number one center is 39 year old slow ass malkin
Any tips on quelling the fit of laughter that ensues upon pondering canada? Pondered canada an hour ago and haven't been able to stop the gut-busting laughter since. Thanks in advance!
>>153628789Binnishit let in a soft goal on the 1st shot. The leaves fucked up.
>>153628851looks like fucking luck puck to me pal buddy kid
>>153628789yeah well, can't spell binnington without BIN which is bri'ish slang for "trash can" and as can'tada is a commonwealth (except for your rogue homosexual french colony kwab) your goalie is akshually called trash cannington
>>153628852Swedish goaltending.
Booty Blast is brought to you by the softest of pussies
>>153628852he is a soft faggot and wouldn't have scored that goal 5 on 5. also a debbies fan, the team is ran by retards.
>>153628849East Hastings mate>>153628898Skill issue bud
>only way for canada to get gold is by cheatingVery grim country
>McDavid left out to dry by his defense and single handedly needs to attempt to fix a problem his teammates created Just like that guy's Oilers
they played I'm Blue da ba dee at the closing ceremony
>>153628824>Canadian evaluation of goaltendingThis explains Binnington
>>153628012A friendship that will never be forgotten or forsaken
>>153628796Most people in redneck areas are poor and or jobless
Now that all that silliness is over we can get back to what really matters. Cheering on Our Sennies
i thought hellebuyck was finnish da fuck
gonna drink to celebrate USA USA USA HAHAHAH
>>153628887bad sequence by the D pairing that plays together all year and should have never got to the netif you told anyone on either side that the US only scores 1 in regulation 99% of people say we win easy
>>153628946finnish family names end in -kko or -en
>>153628940Poverty franchise
>>153628946Retard
>His maternal uncle is sociologist Adam S. WeinbergDamn there is always a WeinbergSo pretty much anyone worth knowing is somewhat Jewish. Otherwise you wouldn't have heard about them.
I hear the Flames are the only team without a player that medaled.
9-8-8: Suicide Crisis HelplineIf you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, call or text 9-8-8. Help is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.9-8-8: Suicide Crisis Helpline offers support that is:bilingualtrauma-informedculturally appropriateavailable to anyone in CanadaPlease try talking to somebody before going to your local MAiD clinic. I'd hate to lose any of our Leaf friends.
Shutup Americans
>>153627640*canadian boomer mind. There's a decent amount of leafs that would welcome American intervention.
>>153628982Just like my Oilers
>>153629009KWAB
my avies are gonna be in a slump with how badly their canadian reps played that last game, I just know it
they really lost in the exact same way TWICE this olympics keeeeek
Will Redditors and normies finally shut the fuck up about their "best on best" bullshit? Glad we finally get to >1993 the fucking leafs, but holy shit these tourneys are such fucking worthless memes. Love to see the cope and seethe from canatrannies though.Also, I guess people will finally start realizing that 3v3 is fucking gay and retarded?
>>153628824Half of Canada's shots were zero risk, panicked wristers from shitty angles. McDavid and Celebrini also both fucked up their breakaways.
>>153628946das rite hellepukki is a good finnish boi
>>153629009>nooo when I go into humiliation fetish topics about this specific game, some usernames online will laff at how we lost AHHHHHare all canadians this weak-minded?
Let’s all hope and cope that Crosby didn’t play today because he wants to help my penguins secure a play off spot.
>>153629046That locker room is bound to be a barrel of laughs.
>>153629009
>>153629009BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153629063the penguins are MINEnot yours
>>153629060Finnish goaltending succeeded
>>1536290553v3 for Olympic elimination games is gay and retarded but it was the reality of the situation and both teams already benefited from it.On paper Canada should have smoked the United States in 3v3 but lol lmao
>>153629009And they’re right! I’m never shutting up about it EVER.
>Canadian goaltending
Has Don Cherry chimed in on the L?
Will Crosby play in the next Olympics?
How do I reconcile with being an Avs fan after these olympics?
>securing a first-round knockout
Carney is in the Epstein files btw
>>153628982I'd take my poverty franchise (soul) over your pampered soft boy franchise (soulless) any day
im not denying that they lost or coping i any way but can someone please explain why was it 3 on 3? why has garys retarded ass invention permeated the greater hockey cinematic universe?
>>153629120ill never get tired of the dunking on this clown
>>153629008>Local maid clinicThanks. I always need a good reminding to vacuum my room
>>153629145The what files?
>>153629133No
>>153629130We should probably send a squad car over to his residence for observation >for safety's sake
>>153629156because the ioc are fags like canadians
Nobody cares about iihf overtime rules until canada loses
>>153628644Watching a broadcast without the fucking awful digital ads on the boards and ice was so nice for once. It's fucking terrible that they've become the standard in NHL games. And just to be clear, I'm talking about static ones. Whoever greenlit the animated ones is going to burn in hell.
>>153628974The US got sticks in constantly, and took the body regularly, while the leaves tried to bum rush constantly. Cooper fucked them up here.
>>153629156euros invented the garyout. not shocked they took to other memes to decide elimination games.
>>153629171>makar's age will start with a 3fuck im getting old
>>153629156same reason two north american teams played in the wee hours on sunday. IOC and shitalians don't give a shit about hockey they want to wrap things up quickly and go home early.
APOLOGIZEI'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU, BILLY
>>153629171ouch
>>153629156The girls OT wasn't 3 on 3 unless i'm already mis-remembering.
>>153629246yes it was
>>153629133No. He’ll retire soon
>>153629260>admitting to watching women's hockey when japan isn't playingc'mon now
>>153629246brother...
>>153628800Crosby is a washed unc in his 40s. He ripped his bussy wide open and now he won’t be able to play for possibly weeks.
>>153629238My fellow American, What time did you think it was in Italy?
>>153627127You pay 100 Canadian dollars to get too many man'd every week
>>15362930167 AM
>>153629194>shekelgoblin burning in hellmany such cases senpai
>>153629241remember how he assaulted his own teammate at practice. he is a not a good man.
JT Miller exorcised the ghosts of the pumpkin patch and is reborn as a new man.
The most baffling thing about Canada I observed in the last 2-3 games was how much they relied on Celebrini and Harley to shoot. Why?
>>153628147Tbf Werenski is stronger than an ox. Mac never stood a chance in a 1v1.
>>153629312>100 monopoly moneys for multiple menimagine the stds
>>153629009most will forget about hockey as a sport by tomorrow morning
>>153629008There isn't a MAID clinic. Its something you have to register for IDIOT
>crosby did the loser team press conferencehttps://youtu.be/N9TzyBr1anc?si=jOK5D6ixpOu7iyzJ
Do you leafs know anyone irl that is this meme
>>153629388We don't say the I slur here chud>>>/pol/
>>153629396Should have forced that faggot MacKinnon to do it.You blew it, you do the interview.
>>153629386thank god
>>153629133Yeah
>>153627950Saar
>>153629417my whole family sadly
>>153629396kept dard off the teambreakaway snafus and wide open whiffs to follow
>>153629396>mcmuffin the CAPTAIN too raped to show his face Okay this right here is what lets you know he isn’t actually captain material
>>153629424cope it takes a whole failed nation to lose
Why do people make shit up?>Breaking story : Sidney Crosby lobbied strongly according to sources close to Jim Nill and Brad Treliving toward @HockeyCanada NOT selecting Connor Bedard. Bedard declining team Canada invitation for the 2025 IiHF WC apparently didn’t sit well AT all with Crosby , who played at the tournament and developed a friendship with Celebrini . A 19 year old declining the invite while 37 year old Crosby went ended up costing Bedard a spot in the olympics according to sources .
>>153629388>be leaf>try to rope>state-mandated guard geese start honking>mountie leans in your window>"oh hey there good buddy, just dropping by to let you know you need a loicence to die. just hang in there six more months eh? keep your stick on the ice!"
>>153629510no it only takes 18 skaters and 2 goalies
>>153629507I bet he started crying as soon as he was alone in the locker room and hasn't stopped since
>>153629507Ive been saying this for YEARS. Him and Draisatl are the biggest frauds in the league
support canadian saar here is your tim horton pizza sar
>>153629507>Wins the Conn Smythe after losing>Disappears>Captains Team Canada to a lose>Disappears >Olympic MVP>Disappears The RapedWhat a fucking spineless fag
>>153629535this is unironically happening lolthey keep postponing it for people with mental illnesses
WHY DO THE BAD GUYS KEEP WINNING BREHS
>>153628068How do you fix the teeth while being an active player?
>you cant take our ga-ACK
>>153629575speaking of fraud, who would you say is the patrick mahomes of the NHL?
>>153629597>rapedBeing topped by femboys is consensual for him.
>>153629396>It's ok, kiddos. Daddy Crosby will go out there and take accountability for your loss.LMAOMAO
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2025677508520083911?s=20
>>153629645Mahomes has won stuff. Other than that I know nothing of the guy, so uhhhh Ovi?
>>153629611LMFAO
>>153629627Most of them don't bother fixing their teeth until they retire, but Hughes should get gold teeth immediately.
>>153629396We don't deserve CrosGOD. Grim days ahead when he retires.
>>153629645I don't fucking know dude. I had to look up who that bloke is.
>lost world series>lost stanley cup finals>lost olympics KEK @ CANADA
>>153629627
>Everything the Olympics eliminated that made watching hockey some small degree of “better” is revenue the NHL can’t drop.The NHL’s audience will never increase. It is what it is.
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holy brutal goldmogging bros
dare I say it, the most American image ever:
>>153628130>Buying Americans
>>153629739The game would grow if Gary booked an outdoor game at the Tokyo Dome.
>>153629645The Patrick Mahomes of the NHL is the Dale Earnhardt of the WNBA
>>153629767Crazy how that eagle flew in and landed on his shoulder right when this photo was taken
>>153628910why are they in an a shitty cabin lmao. This isn't deer camp. its 10 am on sunday in the midwinter
>>153629716Hey, at least the Roughriders don't suck
>>153629779What about a game in Sapporo?
OH CANADA
>>153629688basically got overhyped because he did gay little jump dance moves and everyone said "hurr durr omg changing the game" when really he was entirely protected by lopsided officiating until (((they))) decided to move on and find a new toy, and literally the moment he wasn't protected he shit in his pants and left big brown shit stains all over the fieldand he was an early adopter of the broccoli head mutt mop
>>153629779Wish Japan would make the Olympics again
>>153629830based leafs harvesting young peoples organs for boomers
>>153628910How are they going to play Mario Party now?
>>153629830how is this even legal
>>153629813>5 championships>in a league that has been around since the 50s>with very few teamsThe riders suck, TBG.
miracle on ice. no kidding.
>>153629767play freebirdyoutube.com/watch?v=f0LZMmN4tp0
We need a true World Cup. In August, with teams preparing for 6 weeks. This shit now is just exhibition games. A WC would be beautiful.
Is... is it safe yet for us leafs to come back to /hoc/?
2030 won’t be close either. Canadas best players are aging and Americas roster is looking way better.
The loss activated our sleeper cells in Mexico. This is a warning
>>153629821How about Hakucho Arena, home of the Red Eagles???>since we're tossing out supposeds
>>153629903In Qatar. Then Saudi Arabia.
>>153629841I'm sure anon will find this very helpful in his new evaluation
>>153629845same
>>153627127aaaahahahahaha cry about it
>>153629778lol keep seething
>Tate Rosner McRae is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and dancerhmm
>>>How about Hakuchō Ōji Ice Arena,
>>153627479>https://ebinlauta.net/src/17717903403928884.mp4you use ebinlauta? damn, respekk
>>153629924Are their chink and jeet replacements unable to learn hockey?
>>153629940lmao this nigga crying
>>153629924At least this year they've still got the world baseball cla- HAHAHAHA oh man can you imagine
>>153629983Jack Hughes knows how to get that alberta pussy
Filipinos are okay in my book. I want more places to have dance dance revolution cabinets again
>>153629940AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE AND SEETHE CANATRANNIES COPE AND SEETH LMFAO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFOHe's not wrong though
>>153629897youre doing a great service posting this seethe for us to enjoy
>>153629923Show your rake status card.
>>153629940He's not wrong, but it's not like Canada didn't have the speed and skill to thrive in 3v3. Also you don't get to bitch about TV Judaism when that is funding your exorbitant salary.
>>153629940yeah im sure this fag would complain about it if the outcome was different
>>153630047
Cooper wouldn't have said shit about overtime if canada won. kwab
>>153629940maybe tell mcmeme he got his chance to heropuck and be smarter next time he goes out
>>153629940If it had gone the other way he wouldn’t complain.
>>153628012when you can't see the retarded nosering in her mouth she IS cute
do you think jon "asterisk champion" cooper lurks /hoc/ ?
this is divine punishment for rigging the game against finland
I just hope hockey grows and becomes even more interesting
Test
>>153629940Dude's gotta shoot his shot. The Bills got a bunch of rules changed by bitching about how they lost.
>>153629940Sure he says that after a loss
i enjoyed the tournament. it was lots of fun. :)
>>153630167high test:https://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58
>>153630171>shoot his shotThat's how you end up paying child support.
>>153629830>The Canadian health system is slo-
Will the game grow after this spectacle?
>>153629940I'm happy with the results but I'll admit he's right.
I'm just glad its ended the debate between whos better Huston or Sanderson
Werenski > MakarEichel > MacKinnon
>>153629940canadians have such poor sportsmanship
>>153630192I did not think Cale Makar was very impressive.
>>153629940its always a bad idea when you lose
[Medical Assistance In Dying status: INDEFINITE WAIT TIME]
>>1536299403v3 directly benefited the Canadian team, they should have wiped the floor with the United States.Cope about it you fucking slug, maybe win a Cup without an asterisk and you can bitch and moan.
>>153630207I'll take your word for it, raj
>>153630250Should've been 5 on 5. Nobody cares about the closing ceremony
>>153629119to the victor, belong the spoils
>>153630225will raccoon head and gums piercing become popular with young women because one girl looked really cute doing it?
>>153630225absolutely not
>>153629940He knows his ass is on the line for failing as bad as he did
Why didn't anyone mention that the leafs almost chocked twice against the Czechs and Finland?Gives a good perspective.
Hate having to wait 4 years
>>153630192Makar was god fucking awful.I'm so sick of that fucking tard, he's not good.
>>153630271i dunno, i like canada (cheaters) losing. so more of 3v3 please
>>153630285wut
>>153630304>Makar was god fucking awful.he scored their only goal!
What are leafs even good at now? Curling? Is that it? kek
>>153630309I like canada (reddit and bluesky users) losing too Kimi
Frankly it would have been absolutely fucking insufferable in this country if the team had won. Constant "TAKE THAT DRUMPF" non-stop over a fucking game while everything continues to get worse.
>>153630296He did cut loose his forwards to bum rush all opposition. Bad strategy.
Penalty killing a nearly two minute 5v3 is crazy
True elite tier Canadians are thrilled. First, there is nothing a leaf loves more than being cucked. And secondly, the american joy at winning in hockey makes the leaf feel that the world is becoming more Canadian. So this is actually the best thing that could have happened
>>153630225Maybe if they played at a time more casuals watched. With the gold medal game starting between 5-8 AM in the US it was mostly people who were already hokkei fans tuning in.
>>153630023Ohtani and Yamamoto by themselves will beat Canada.
>>153630263yup. i hate 3-on-3 so much but the team it advantaged the most was canada.
>>153630325And went MIA on the one that mattered.
>>153630342what?
>>153630351Getting a 5v3 in an Olympic gold medal game is crazy
Business idea for Gary:>40 team 66 game winter season from October to March with full 5 on 5 through OT and scrapped ASG/Olympic break>4 and a half month regular season>4 games against 9 teams in division>2 against other teams in conference >alternating annual home and away games each year between teams in the other conference >month and a half long of straight 1-4 seeded playoffs in each division, conference finals, stanley cupApril break for draft/free agency>3 month 32 team annual redraft from entire NHLPA pool 3 on 3 summer league played out in 4 eight team hub cities >21 games per team in each hub>top 2 teams from each pool go to a rotating fifth city for a two division round robin with no more than an additional maximum 6 games (rr, quarters, semis, finals)August can be IIHFSeptember can be training camp
>>153630332Sweden beat them hard
>>153630345it'll be insufferable in this country anyway because that's the canadian experience
>>153629983literally whomst
Almost feel bad for em but nah screw that, waited 16 years for this you maple syrup freaks. Just seems right that this time Crosby has to put on the silver medal
>>153630395and not scoring is even crazier.
cancel the season and have canada and the u.s. play for the stan lee
>>153630332prepping their women to receive indian and pakistani gang rapesand sacrificing bus loads of their youth hockey players to the god vishnu
>>153630332>CurlingThey can't win without an extra finger to tip the scales.
>>153630399Why stop at 40 teams when you could have 64 teams?
>>153630399JEN!!!!!!! Gary's not reading all that..>send that shit to the intern's desk
>>153630380My point is that Canadian are fags.
>>153630247yeah he was very underwhelming all tourney but noticeably turned it up in this game finally, and even then still had a couple of bad sequences defensively that killed us
Business idea: Live sharks octopi and ocras under the ice for san jose seattle and vancouver.
Cantada was basically the Soviet union today. Good guys won.
>>153630399>>153630439For me it’s Jamaica, COOL RUNNINGS IS SO BACK
>>153630474>>
>>153630488Ina should sing the anthems at every Kraken home game
>>153630502>>153630502new
>>153630488vancouver, famous for its aquatic okra
>>153630430>No team in the tourney>Most butthurt of allJapan was a mistake
Meme offensemen are always a bad choice in the Top 4.
>>153630439>wrings hands>bites fetus>looks at photo of $100 bill>oy vey ambata cooooooooom
>>153630430can it, Yoshi
>>153630332They are world champions at getting their cars stolen
>>153630345It would have been more tempered since Canadian women's lost to the US. Them losing both women's ns and men's is a massive embarrassment
>>153630474word
>>153630192Slafkovsky shouldn't be there because he was invisible in the playoffs. MacKinnon or Jack Hughes over him.
>>153630301Jack Eichel looks like a meth head.
>>153630285>raccoon hair becomes the broccoli cut of the next generation?a massive improvement
>>153629142>How do I reconcile with being an Avs fankys yourself
