https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/153624638#bottomLast one's over-loaded
FUCK CANADA
Nip pussy carry webm
>2028USA>2030France>2032Australia>2034USA
NBC trying to set a record for how many 30 second ads they can put in on a side window
LA is going to be awfulThe olympics is fun because it feels like a mini vacation, in a neat country.Going to fucking suck being in California
Bless NBC for giving us one last Coon interview before we don't see her again until world's.
Reminder of the Japan closing parade music kino
Get these Leaf losers off my fucking tv
>>153627076countries with money and infrastructure, how quaint
>>153627076I just learned that kazakhstan had bid for 2022 but lost 40 to 44 votes
>>153627076>2028USA>2030France>2032Australia>2034USA all good guys
THE NEW HOCKEY GODS HAVE ARRIVED
>>153627090It's all about the athletes and events, and there's always good stuff going on with those.
So how many of those guys got a chance with Isabeau?
>America won everything that mattered>everyone else hates canada too nowfeels good bros
lest go
>>153627112
>>153627122Usa has none of that
Mexico is chimping out right now because they killed a cartel leader>they burned down a Costco Kek footage of puerta Vallarta burning and this closing ceremony means I am maximum comfy
>>153627076They gave it Brazil. That was a bad idea.
>>153627151how you not drafted
>>153627124that's kinda disappointing I'd love to see Mongolia do an Olympics
>>153627076Now that my youth is over the Olympics aren't in disgusting places like Brazil, China, London.
>>153627144Is she even there? She wasn't seen near raccoon girl.
isabeau a qt with all her pins
>>153627164I can’t wait for wildire generals. Gonna be so comfy. The pallasaides fire last year was kino
>>153627157C'mon, I know the wound is still fresh, but the event is over!
Stupid jannies need to sticky the bread
>>153627076>>153627090It feels like this is the last fun Olympics for a long time.AI takeoff happening.Possible war tomorrow.Last games where the demographic changes of many of the countries are possible to ignore.The whole thing was very fun, but it felt like a going away party.
I have an irresistible urge to visit Poland, Hungary and Romania now
>They could announce the one world government at the Olympics or World Cup and everyone would just go back to scrolling
you did download the mega torrent of every event , didnt you anon?
>>153627076 Not France AGAIN
>>153627164They who?Did the USA kill the cartel guy?
>>153627076Snoop Dogg on every event's commentary is going to be peak
>>153627157where do your hockey players train?
>>153627199Raora has the most disgusting kind of voice in Italy
This band fucking sucks. They're not even "college bar while drunk" levels of decent. >>153627164Mexico is always full of shit. As long as Mexico City is a nice place, that "early life section" President couldn't give a fuck.
>>153627076>AustraliaI sleep
>>153627239https://x.com/disasteralert2/status/2025642902789976186?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA100% US military contractors were involved
>Overcome with a desire to go out and meet people and make memories>know I will wake up tomorrow the usual reclusive selfhappens in your country?
>>153627177mining rare earths webms for you, vpnbro, what about it?
>>153627164>chimping outin a good way right?
>>153627239Mexico did
>>153627243What is American culture?You disgusting losers brought snoop dogg into the olympics. lmao. pathetic culture.
KWAB
>>153627178Mongolia has miles of open fields stripped of all trees centuries ago. And that's it. It's one of the most boring places on the planet.
>>153627299shut up loser
>>153627267It will be Midnight - 2pm CEST (11am - 1pm UK)That's gonna be rough
urge to kill retarded commentator risingfor some reason we have very good female commentators but they always get paired with a retarded faggot
>>153627287Sure does.
>>153627299>gold medal in the sport you invented >calling us losersCope doesn’t even scratch the surface here
>>153627300thought it was our gold medalist lmao
As expected /sp/ is retarded and the empty sits are reserved for the athletes.
>>153627231France should be banned from hosting it for a few decades after their drag queen last supper bullshit.
Seriously though what’s up with the Chinese people
>>153627299 >tf >tp What is Canadian culture bro?
>cancucks furpuck players use american training facilities>to get silver>in their only sportkwab
>>153627261France JUSTICE, Phoenix, that girl pop singer who I forget the name of, etc. were really good. I loved that closing ceremony.
WHERE IS ISABEAU?????
>>153627333>(11am - 1pm UK)Ultra comfy you mean
Demonic but also Satanic :DDD
>>153627376she sgetting evicted right now
>Back to commercials againTV4 is a mistake
>>153627360let's wait for yours...
>>153627299Erm, Canada, the closing ceremony is supposed to be about unity and I'm sensing hostility from you for some reason.
>>153627358over 2000 athletes, why wouldn't the seats be for them?
alyssa and amber spotted
>>153627363??? Chinese immigrant labor?
>>153627345>>153627364>>153627329Shut up. Go suck off lil wayne or snoop dogg. Dont spread your nonsense.
I’M A HEADBANGA
>>153627363Marco Polo
>>153627371M83 comes out of retirement to do the 2030 ceremony
>>153627090Going to London in 2012 was actually quite nice desu
STEFI!
>>15362737911pm*whoopsie ;3
>>153627076I know it would have been a shitfest, but the fact that we almost got to co-host with Sweden is a once in a century opportunity we lost out on.
>>153627409mad as fuck
>>153627401It's weird they are always together and Isabeau is never close to them lol
>>153627253Really, bro? https://www.rebelnews.com/defecation_on_wasaga_beach_prompts_progressives_to_label_critics_racist
Can ANYONE eplain why there's guys in asian-looking clothes??
>>153627411Makes sense
screencaps of Isabeau? I missed her
AIEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE
>>153627409Your culture is a leaf lmao. Also, you aren't even the best at your own national sport. Go suck off Bieber and Nickelback.
>>153627424ah
i want the olympics in prague so bad
>>153627409
>>153627441Why shouldn't they be there?
>>153627434does Riga have the infrastructure?Daugavpils certainly doesn't
>>153627076we also know 2038 will be switzerland (all but confirmed - no other bids exist and the ioc has said they are privileged dialog with switzerland and so aren't accepting alternate bids).
>>153627399Stop spreading degeneracy and black culture all over the world.
Here’s a map of all the confirmed riots happening in Mexico right now
>when the Arena was built, Verona had fewer people living there than seats in the arenaromans were stupid confirmed??
>>153627459im planning to visit Prague in April
>>153627395looks better than Alysa Liu desu
>>153627459Prague is one of the most beautiful places in Europe. Keep it that way by keeping India, Africa, and the Middle East out.
more women should wear gloves
>>153627076This wouldn't be THAT egregious except for France got summer in 2024 so in a span of 10 years we're somehow going to France AND USA twice. Only two Olympics are gonna be held outside of France and USA for this 10 year periofNo idea how they let that shit happen.
>>153627467that's AI
>>153627484It would have been Sigulda Luge and Bobsleigh track.Riga maybe for some Hockey games.
>>153627230where?
>>153627409you tell him sweetheart
>>153627427https://youtu.be/qz88Dx-_lA4?si=yj4V7PO4FLRgAjyX
will we watch the ISU together?
i missed raccoon, did anyone screenshot?
EVROPA
Need the PAWG singer in my bed right now
>>153627502we'd riot too if we had no medals
>>153627502Even the cars are rioting
EVROPEAN ANTHEM
I didn't see my mommy at the ceremony
EUROVISION EUROVISION
>>153627507unfortunately we now have ((multinational)) goyslop delivery companies that import them like there's no tomorrow
I thought Freuden song was German.
>>153627482blud's pin mogging the lot, Isabeau must be seething KWAB
ODE TO JOY
>tribute to the EU
>>153627395>>153627482love our qt3.14s
>eu tributeave globohomo
what Italian classics are we blasting?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1oYOSI7U9Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xfy-0RPMwhttps://youtu.be/_Fxil2QY0wE?si=L0i3JupdkxAeNDv9
>>153627503Average cattedrale nel deserto, we never changed
FUCK THE EU
>>153627457When China invades, you will look at us and say “help..us…”We will look down and say>no…
EUROBROS
>>153627513>No idea how they let that shit happen.Realistically, where else are they gonna have it?Be thankful Saudi haven't bought it all up yet
>>153627495We're not. You know who is. They're using it to claim that Whites have no culture and all culture revolves around Black "contributions."
TOTAL EU SUPREMACY
>Tribute to the European Unionwhat the fuck explain yourselves Euros
>>153627076>>153627488>>153627513oh and don't forget that 2036 is highly likely to be ltieral INDIA (lead bid at the moment)
KINOGRAPHY TIME
>>153627555It is. It was made the anthem of Europe.
>>153627505hope you have a good time ameribro
>>153627570basedkill Starmer and be our friend again pls
>>153627502What kind of shithole riots for some local mafia or narco boss death, bet the puppet brave woman president is going to apologize to the narcos now.
>>153627572>china >invading the USnope we are going to the meeting table to decide how we will divvy up your territory between us instead
lol our programming switched to highlights of the games when the Ode to Joy started
Amerisharts getting another reminder they were brutally mogged in the medal table by a small European country.
look at all these shots they didn't show you because of the new obs rules
>>153627286Many, many dead cartel goons in the future. They'll get their Medellín again but made of corpses this time.
BRAVI
Reminder
>>153627572You will be too covered in Indians' shit to do anything. Also, you lost at hockey lmao
>>153627549Chock is unironically the hottest woman in the US fs team
i love sports and i don't care who knows
>>153627592There is Rome possibly (still unconfirmed)
>>153627517 I know bro it sucks to be Canadian, but don't cope so hard
>>153627546She's back in her office, getting coffee for the salarymen.
ART
>>153627076sounds pretty based
>>153627593>trying to make curling look dramatic in slow motion
is the gigantic swastika back?
you niggas finna watch the paralympics in 2 weeks?
when are they gonna play One Shining Moment
>>153627602Provide the tailor and we'll deliver the suits
>>153627620take this upvote kind stranger! If I had money I'd give you gold!
Naked men on my stream ?
FEET
>>153627636temu Weeknd
>>153627590your entire national anthem is a tribute to a union of states
Ooonce Ooonce Ooonce Ooonce
>>153627629>ask ai to check wethers something's aiok boomer
what in the leni riefenstahl?
For a sec, I thought that said 'TWAT'
Did Jutta skip again?
and now we reach the director's thinly veiled fetish portion of the ceremony
>>153627549who's the first girl?
Rave time
>>153627611in case orange man took away the tv license to broadcast
>>153627613Klaebo is a fucking god, so I don't mind. All I cared about was beating Canada in hockey.
What is this LARP? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOlympics_LA
is this your average Italian dance club?
Can't believe Bungie got a Marathon ad in the olympics
Jammin' monks?
>>153627576So revolting seeing Africans shoved everywhere. Glad the athletes weren’t blacks but snoop dogg and all the commercials has blacks.
Why are Euros stuck in the New Millennium era?
fokin aliens...
Are we still pretending Italy makes modern music?
>>153627592Germany want to unironically co-host 2036 with Israel because it's the 100th anniversary of the Nazi Olympics and they want to show how much they've changed lmao
>>153627527
Having a seizu-
why is this genuinely funny to me
why are they dancing like raygun?
>>153627675kek same thought it was a chris morris production
Digging the tunes and the shufflin' but is this really the time and place for it?
>>153627659Unlikely>>153627699Because it's objectively the best.
Russia just cut the broadcast
Are these dancing tampons wtf
Why are they men’s legs and not women’s?
just got an epileptic seizure thanks guys
>>153627699Sovl
Finally modern trash
>>153627620I was about to ask where is norgay haha
>>153627680Madison Chock
Should have just kept it opera italianbros for fuck sakes
I loved the french closing ceremonythe drive song, the american outrothe "I did it my way" song especially
>>153627699Because it was peak humanity
let's go epilepsy!
Jason Chan
>>153627701Still pretending that you're human?
is this some DUBSTEP
Dubstep in this economy?
>>153627620Euvostoliitto on voittamaton :DDD
Donkey Kong Country Dubstep music
>interpretive dance commentary of ukraine war
>>153627721"we weren't watching it the first place, it's a total joke, we don't care, we REALLY DON'T CARE!!"
>>153627622Keep worrying about hockey while we actually make deals with eu and china.
>faggot dancing on a hakenkreuz
What the FUCK, Italy?
>>153627726why are your athletes dancing?
You better be fucking kidding me with this dubstep dancing
>>153627701>>153627699Italy is a country stuck in the 90s in every form of art and fashion and industryfor us, what you're seeing is modernplease understand average age here is 49
>>153627708>w-we're browner than you. take THAT! bizarre nation
>>153627721kek
>>153627708sometimes I like to think, nah liberals and redditors really aren't as gay and cringe as I think they are, they're just people... then I read stuff like this.
On a scale of one to ten How gay will Eurovision be this year?
France closing in summer was amazing, this stinks
>no eurobeat/italodisco
Do you think Gypsy’s have a Thieflympics every 4 years?
These people think they are making art with this garbage, don't offend
>>153627768>dubstep>>153627752>Dubstep...
I come back to a rave? What happened?
this is when my uncultured ass stops paying attention and focusing on the NASCAR on my other screen
holy (and wholly) based.
>>153627659are there any hot retards?
>>153627780Eurovision/10
>>153627780It's never been less than a 9.5, no reason for it to be any different this year.
>>153627798Time.Time happened, unc.
Make it stoooooop
>>153627780When is it not a 10?
Berghaaaaiiiin
Hope he makes a guest appearance
boing
what is blud doing
>>153627780i hope they unglobohomo it this year, last year wasn't "that" bad
this is based, you're just too stupid to get it
Every time I get to see this I wonder if I simply dislike what I see or am not "educated" enough to understand it>>153627783the hockey game intermissions had D'Agostino at least. döp döp döp döp...
>>153627708>to visit my ethnically diverse neighborEven ignoring why people here don't like that, why would this be worth bragging about? Like, what possible value is added by having a neighbor who looks different? Why are you happy about that?
where's Eiffel 65?
>tron trampoline bounce
Diffuse Lasers
bottoms acting tuff
is dance the worst part of the arts? I've gone to friends' dance shows and stuff but it is always mostly garbage compared to paintings, sculptures, singing, orchestras, etc.
>>153627708How can a person or persons be "ethnically diverse"?
is that the famous trampoline gymnast DONG DONG?
>>153627791The drop was clearly dubstep influenced before it shifted.
>>153627780have they kicked Israhell out of the competition yet?
>>153627821YJK he was in the Olympic village
>>153627783>italo discobased knower.
>>153627780UK’s entry is from look mum no computer, who’s p based
>>153627849no that's stand up comedy
>>153627780>ViennaIt's gonna get real gay, anon
Green guy is the new pandemic virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This entire bit is the new pandemic!!!! Just as in beijing!!!!!!
I’m enjoying this bit fr fr
>>153627766>ItalyRaora Panthera would smack you
>>153627780>Eurovision>not gayPick one
Trashbag girl
>>153627835They took what could be a beautiful ballet and slathered post modern shit all over it.
nice uh jellyfish chainmail robe
>>153627780aren't like 20% of countries boycotting because of Israel or something
She's a big girl
is this 2008? this was rebellious 20 years ago lmao
30 minutes ago the commentator says they're wearing outfits made of recycled materialsyeah I see what you mean
>>153627854My tra la la?My ding ding dong?
This is too european for me
>>153627780 Eurovision is always gay
Johnny Weir is actually kinda based for a gay guy
remember to recycle
>Woman sings in plastic bags
kek
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, floating through the wind?
guys, what's the schizo take on this and the symbolism
Now they're representing the theft of the Louvre
>>153627783love that shit
>>153627835France played L'amour Toujours nonstop but I didn't hate it.
Holy shit Mexico just started a civil war
>>153627891>rebellious this isn’t eurovision
>>153627780We sent a total snoozer of a ballad, but it is sung in Latvian and by a woman
Devilic and Hellishic
>>153627546gomen she's still in bed after what we did last night
>>153627787I cant wait for 2028 GOONLYMPICSGoon HeightsGoon SprintGoon All-a-Around
Kiinooo
>>153627910It's always war somehow
>>153627807>ASSCARInbreds like watching that which goes round in circles
>>153627782fucken this
>>153627910haha clown go bounce
If you make things absurd and weird enough, someone will call it art
>>153627889Johnny Weir jealous of her outfit
>>153627922woman or woman*
>areolas rising up to the top of the mountainExcuse me NBC commentary?
>>153627881>Raora Panthera will never slap you with her tits
THE SUPER AGGRO CRAGGUTS, DO DO DO YA HAVE EM?TELL EM MOThanks Mike.
i am a bit confusedlasers, recycled plastic and dante's inferno
>>153627922Is she hot? or rather, just link a clip
FAST FORWARD TO MY EBBA GETTING HER MEDAL
>fucking NBC commercials>>153627552That is unfortunate. They come to displace and replace.
K L A E B O LAEBOTIME
>>153627910Uhh elevation?
>>153627839he's lying, obviously, for liberals like him, diversity is background noise, a prop, and the existence in their spaces is just affirmation of what good people like they are. I guarantee he interacts almost exclusively with people who look, think, and behave just like him. Like a coffee shop in Brooklyn that sells $10 coffee putting up a REFUGEES WELCOME sign, nigga you know no refugees are coming in and it's literally all professional Whites and Asians. It's part of the "brand."
>>153627918Source?
>>153627697
>>153627905>american not thinking about penis challenge level impossible
Lame and gay
>>153627938This
>>153627910It's the 2nd part of the Divine Comedy, Purgatorio.
>>153627945semen stains the mountaintops
>>153627930it's still better than F1 at leastbut just about any form of motorsport is better than F1 atp
>>153627888Why is Israel even in Eurovision? Why is Australia? You're just doing this to exclude us aren't you.
what the FUCK is wrong with the continentals?
>>153627918>>153627926thoughts, paco?
>AI salesforce adIts so fucking over
>>153627782>>153627934it was pretty great
>>153627613American here. I'm, not upset by it. Norway did awesomely, and they should be proud.
EBBA IS ABOUT TO GET HER MEDAL GUYS
>>153627934Céline killed it
>>153627961https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2025667457055133902?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
>nothing about Dante when he lived and wrote the Comedy 600 meters from that Arenainsulting
>>153627881I’m more of a Komachi Panko guy
>>153627917Lovely Fifth Element design
NBC ADWHAT IS HAPPENING
>Ebba that retard doesn't deserve anything
EBBA EBBA EBBA
>>153627991it's just unfair how much better Frane's music is compared to the rest of continental Europe
this wasn't even the last event though
>>153627947>1990 was 50 years ago
>>153627015i'm a half hour behind was there a big pop for the good the bad and the ugly theme starting the parade?
>>153628006that last portion was, supposedly
>>153628006the last song sung the last lines of the Comedy nigga, you don't speak Italian?
>mexico just had a “no Russian” moment in the Guadalajara airport >at least 30 dead Holy shit kino
E B B ABBA
sad how these events were hijacked by gay pop culture.>>153627938thesy are blind actually, because they surrender themselves with a cult of fakeness.
>>153628006Nigga
>>153628000Does Mexico invading itself during a ceremony count as an Olympics disqualification?
>>153627991that and the lasers were the best parts
EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA
>>153627918Why did the United States assist in this at the same time we sent all our shit to Iran?
is this the marathon of winter sports?
>>153627983You should host your own gayparade and invite canada and spics
>>153628016Medal ceremony
>>153628006fucking retard
>>153627944We don't do that here. >>153627949eh, not really:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C2ivaB5D00
any other Americans enjoying the ads?
>>153628039Mexico just flew over my house
>>153628016and they're STILL showing Lindsay Vonn and the KWAB-God
>>153627613This is the most gold medals we've ever won in the winter olympics.
>>153628039Honestly I don't give a shit
>>153628006unless he iceskated those 600m it's not important
>>153627983I'm glad we're not in it, it's a bunch of retards still fighting windmills acting like they are Sinead Oconnor in the early 90s doing something controversial.
Why are /pol/ retards spamming the mexishit in a thread about polympic closing ceremony?
>>153627946Just go into Mar-a-Lago carring a can of petrol & a shotgun, you know you want to, anon
have they always awarded the w*men at the winter ending ceremony?
>>153628039>>153627918Qrd?
>>153627985I have no idea what you are talking about, I haven't watched any news for the past ten years, don't give about a shit about anything that isn't a fresh hebe
>>153628055We are, it's called the 2026 World Cup.
>>153628024Yeah it should be the hockey team
EBBA EBBA EBBA!!!
This ad has been going on for like 5 minutes nowwhat the FUCK
Swiss girl is insanely cute
>>153628069at least malinin meaningfully contributed to a gold. vonn is inexcusable.
Why is the whole world forced to watch women get medals?
WILL SHE FALL!?
>>153628039that's cool, please kindly stroke to it on /pol/ and leave us alone
Sovl
>>153628087excellent post right there
Are the medals still made of putty?
>>153627970>Lame and gayBut enough about Greasy Greeks that lost their Marbles
>>153628087based Ami poster
>>153628077They are very worried about their aryan birthplace. Reminder they are either Mexican or Indian.
Eurobros, what happened after they raised the glass mountain thing?NBC cut everything after that for an Ad.
>>153628087
>>153628100I took a smoke break when the ads started.
swiss girl is a cutie
>Americans dont have a communist national tv channel that shows olympics for free with 0 ads
>>153628000 >U.S. assisted Mexican military operation Based
>>153628100Get rekt Americunts We have non commerical TV in SUPREME NORWAY
the jingle they played between events reminded me of giorgio moroder
Strong and independent awards or something
>>153628047They stole her tits, tho...
MY AUTIST
>>153628087yea im thinking based
GOLD MEDALIST AND OLYMPIC CHAMPIONEBBA ANDERSSON
>>153628077Mexican civil war just kicked off apparently, head cartel honcho got assisinated by the government
you are now breathing manually
>>153627981Only inbreds don't like F1
Ebba är nu påväg att få sin medalj, hon tar ett steg upp på podietOCH HON FALLER IGENNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
>>153628083>us helped kill a cartel leader>entire country erupts in chaos>major attack at the 2nd biggest airport in the country >at least 40 confirms riots throughout the country >expected to get worse overnight>US And Canadian citizens urged to shelter in place MexiKINO is on the menu. Fuck this ceremony Mexico civil war time baby
I LOVE EBBA
>>153628129>>153628087
>>153628151I think that is what PBS is supposed to be
EBBA EBBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA
>>153627910capitalism won, the people lost
>>153628173funny, i was pretty sure that semen slurping sport was only popular among the british
DU GAMLA DU FRIAAAAAAAAAAA
>Ebba Andersson getting a gold medal at the closing ceremonyIs this real life
>>153628077 We're informed adults
THAT'S A LOT OF PLUSES ANON!
>>153628176We really got Sicario in real life before GTA 6.
Bizarre to have this medal ceremony in the middle of this
STAND IF YOU ARE ABLE
where the anthem lyrics
>>153628046based on precedent (Korea), the UN must intervene on behalf of the cartel
>>153628156New Olympic waifu just dropped, get in here
DU GAMLA DU FRIA DU FJÄLLHÖGA NORD
>>153628192Nigga we just defunded and killed PBS
>>153628170Sure, but how is that relevant to the olympics? Is cartel head honcho shooting a new winter olympic sport I'm unaware of?
>>153628156Cute autist
JA JAG VILL LEVA OCH DÖ I NORDEN
>>153628173dude, NOBODY likes F1 anymoreif you hate oval racing just watch rally or something instead
das rite world. all rise
Not feeding your kids' friends works, I guess. "Get on those skis home if you don't wanna go hungry, bud."
>>153628185AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i HATE europe
>>153628222>antiques roadshow is now sponsored by ETSY
>>153628202Dis she die?
>>153628176excellent, new kino just as the olympics kino ends
>>153628215blah blah ikea meatballs blah blah blah
>>153628202must feel so good just laying there after doing your 50km cock and ball torture
this is what is called a swedish win
>>153628064Yeah, this isn't very inspiring. Also why she trying so hard to sing in English instead of Latvian?
>>153628222N-no...PBS Eonsbros...
>>153628214I'm pooping right now.
BIG NEWS! FOR NO REASON ICELAND IS DECALRING WAR ON NEW ZEALAND
isn't this just copied from summer games? >what if marathon, but on skis?
>>153628176>>153628210>Winter Sports Olympics in Italy finish>Military Olympics in Mexico begin kino
>>153628176Proof that Mexico is Africa tier tribal shithole. Even Haiti has more grace.
I muted the TV during the anthem
>>153628087>Olympics bans underage competitors>Ami Nakai does the most uohcoded gala thing imaginableYamato spirit undefeatable.
Ja jag vill dö i Norden!
MORE ADSI PAID FOR THIS COVERAGE PEACOCK
>>153628202i do this after shovelling my porch
>>153628173F1 is completely castrated, they squeezed all the fun out
idk I thought the F1 movie with Brad Pitt was pretty good
>>153628203>that semen slurping sportBut enough about ASSCAR and the inbred faggots that watch it
>>153628246calm down leaf nigger
>>153628208>wrong shaped Swiss flag
FUCK END WITH NORWEGIAN PROPAGANDA
Klaebo and his minions lol
total norsk domination
>>153628208MVNDVS GERMANICVS
E B B A
>>153628270Aren't they run almost completely by Complexly?
>>153628192It survive off donations, the government had little(and now none) involvement in it funding.
and now the "anyone who isn't norwegian" humiliation ritual
>>153628259
all my ads are for boomer shit like medication and A/C repair
why the fuck are they giving medals from yesterday?
>>153628270pbs space time...
six norways? I must be seeing double!
>>153628246The world hates you, dumb leaf
>>153628192I don't think the boomer Free Masons have enough money to stream the Olympics.
>>153628273finally those cowards did something
They should play our anthem 3 times
>>153628285I got it free with comcast but still
The Svenks Ungdom (nationalist singer) version is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9_-JhxVpM
>norwaywinslol
Million fucking political ads for the most corrupt POS in my state kek
I won't complain if TV4 chooses to switch to commercials during Norway's ceremony
>>153628246:(
HOW MANY SKI MEDALS ARE THERE THEYRE STILL SNEAKING MORE IN 2 SEC BEFORE CLOSING TIME
how do you get an autistic swedish gf
>>153628176>Mexico civil war time baby
so much shit happened these Olympics I forgot about this shit lel
>>153628234>NOBODY likes F1 anymoreAnd nobody outside of a bunch of inbreds will ever like ASSCAR
JA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET
Why are they having medal ceremonies? Who organized this? Italians?
>>153628315What she doing
>>153628275>2026 Military Olympics Biathlon>wade across the rio grande river and then shoot at moving helicopters with M82A1s
>>153628315very undignified
>tfw only recognize Finland's anthem because of F1sorry other nordics
>>153628156
the 50k is the hardest event, that's why they get their medals at the closing ceremony
>>153628176>Iran>Mexico>UkraineWHY THE FUCK DOES A WAR BREAK OUT EVERY TIME WE DO THIS
>>153628246You have two choices: identify with your European half, or identify with your Indian half.
has a country's reputation ever gotten bootyblasted at the Olympics like Canada has this time?
>>153628352i used to drive a saab and i'm looking to get another one soon btw if that matters
>>153628268This is the kino Europe missed out onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmdfpyip0CQAnother classic Latvian blunder
>>153628359that's still more people than F1 fans
>>153628358based retard supplying the entertainment
>>153628358why do yuropoors love humiliation rituals?
>>153628352Idk but when you find out let me know
whats all this shit about mexico having a civil war? i dont see anything on the news about it
>>153628176Never understood why the cartels didn't force a "go legit" thing while they had the upper hand, like all of America's white gangs did turning into the police forces of major cities. Sell at the top, dudes.
Isnt this the guy who got 15 gorillion gold medals?
Klaebo went 6/6 goldonly Phelps has more than his 11
>>153628352Anderson is not autistic just fugly
>>153628316Mine are local lawyer and HVAC firms
Uberman Kleabo
>>153628053We were bored?I'm half of the mind they're selling the rights to use our drones to blow up beaners. Trump is probably selling the video game rights to use our drones to kill people for a fee. Sometimes people just do shit and giggles, like kill the leader of Jaliesco. And then they take over a town full of american tourists.
Cross country is a gay sport except for mass start
>>153628369For me it’s the mens dogfighting final
>>153628176About damn time something worth watching came on TV.
I’M NOT ABLE
how is he so handsome too. it's not fair bros...
He deserves this moment tbf
Would rank 7th if he was a country on his own. The goat
>statpad events not impressive
>11-time gold medalist gigachad from NorwayUnironically, how fucking much can you win in life? Enough is enough
>>153628364This do this in every closing ceremony, tourist.
>>153628285Thank you for purchasing premium with no, ads! :^)
>the OIympics are over>tomorrow it'll suck trying to find something on TV now that I spent the past two weeks getting used to this being on.
>>153628391>ASSCAR watchersJust a bunch of inbreds
>if you're able
Klaebo is so based
NORNONS.........
>>153628358jtb must have been thinking if he had mindbroken laegreid a bit too much
>>153628192It used to be until NBC bought exclusive rights. Same thing as when gaming went from a dozen awesome NFL games in the late 90s to just Madden because EA bought the rights.
wait Klaebo won all those races AND the 50km? After all those other races? Is this nigga even human?
TOTAL VIKANG VICTORYOTAL VIKANG VICTORY
>>153628396Some cartell leader got killed
I love the olympics
>>153628401phelps medals are all bullshit imagine running while swinging your arms in a circle was a separate event
You guys seriously watch this on an advertisement channel?The entire games cost 7 euros to watch direct streams on max
>>153628434Just go outside
>>153628441imagine being these other two stooges who just pace set for him the whole time and jobbed at the end
>>153628434watch a 90s sitcom like Frasiermax comfy
Why are these snow back having their medal ceremony now?
MADE UP ASS EVENTS
You just know there are dozens of Chinese billionaires calling him for his sperm and his sister's eggs.Hundreds of test tube kids will be born from him.
>>153628378It's equivalent to the marathon in the summer Olympics, who also get their medals at the closing ceremony.
Does he mog you /sp/?
>>153628369they need to reinstate quickdraw dueling for the LA Olympics
Norway officially the whitest place on earth
>>153628441they have to be stopped
>>153628434
>>153628434Torrent events and set up a virtual channel in xbmc or whatever.
>>153628451you just described cross country skiing
>>153628427>all them gold medals>perfect head of hairdamn, dude has got it all
>>153628358was she cringing, crying or laughing?
>>153628434Rock League curling in April, World Cup in June, your /sp/ friends all the time.I for one will go back to watching VTubers.
>>153628360
>>153628364The last men's and women's medals won are always given out during the closing ceremony.
>>153628464it was free here but you were at the mercy of our broadcastersbut I will NEVER pay for media
>>153628449It's just like Naples and Sicily or gypsy camps in here :)
>>153627868I've seen Sam in a room with like fifty people I'm absolutely buzzing for him lelBut we should be boycotting ofc
>>153628444no, the Olympics were never on pbs or public tv, it was always CBS or NBC
>>153628476Easily
>>153628434I'm going to pretend there's a big global sporting event on
>>153628489dying of cringe
>>153628491don't forget trump's hunger games in the fall
>>153628315Tip to activate my wireless dildo at the wrong moment?
>>153628476The only man on the planet he doesn't mog is Michael Phelps
>>153628489probably a bit of 1 and 3
They do it for free (and we are grateful)
>>153628464You tell me this now with one hour to go!?
>they do it for free
>and now a video commemorating the jannies
>>153627090Kill u
>got buffalo wild wings>ordered 2 extra ranches (4 total)>they filled all 4 to the brimYep, its gonna be a good day
>>153628390Yeah I see how the one that won did win, but this one is way nicer of a package
you guys wouldn't believe how jewish an gay our commercials are, I'd be embarrassed if you saw
B L U ELUE
>>153628491The world curling championships is in about 2 weeks
We're not just blondes and blue eyesWe're also brunettes and blue eyes <3
>just 90s/00s ameripopslopkek
EIFEL65
why are the chinese "volunteering" in italy?
>>153628358he won 5 medals from 5 medals too, that shit is near impossible in biathlonabsolute chad
>>153628532a pack of illegals compete to stay in the country?
I'm blue
>>153627675ESWAT
ARE YOU BLUE ANON????????
Did someone say…>they do it for free?
>>153628393>Norway was the only country that emerged out of the George Dumbya Bush-created worldwide recession with economy intact>Norway doesn't have a national debt in the trillions due to a retarded orange subhuman>can't top Norway in this Winter OlympicsWhy are you being humiliated by a Eurorich country?
I'M FUCKING BLUE BROSLETS FUCKING GO!
I'M BLUE DA BA DEE
IM BLUE
I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
>>153628573Eiffel 65 are Italian you dense cunt
I AM FUCKING BLUEE
JOHANNED KLAEBO 11 GOLD MEDALS: >Mens cross ski 50 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.9 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.8 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.7 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.6 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.5 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.4 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.3 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.2 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.1 km (Winner)>Mens cross ski 49.0 km (Winner)
zoomers wouldn't get it
NBC IS JUST ALL ADS
>JanniesLol
EIFFEL 95 ARE ITALIANS?????I thought they were French
oh it's the eurovision guy
what year is it?
>>153628582YES
>>153628568Of course ebba turned the wrong side
HECKING KINO
fucking tourists, they always give out medals in the closing ceremonies. stop asking.
I'M BLUE
>classic Italian music
BLU
would you volunteer for the Olympics?
I was going through puberty when this song came out
>sent back to 99 or whatever it was when this was on mtv every 4th song which my sister let running on her tv all dayFuck off!
>>153628566wait where? link to event site?
>>153628563At least it's not the cable-channel commercials full of gay black men dancing to the tag line of "YOU CAN BE UNDETECTABLE."
>>153628393>
My Console is the best Eiffel 65 song
Polish version of this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ4xaOSJpU
>>153628518PBS used to be able to show highlights.STOP FUCKING TALKING BLUE IS PLAYING YOU TROGLODYTES
>>153628573>anything in english is american>burger education
nothing will top pyeongchang closer for me but this is so kino
the logo looks like "ZOG"
>DJ doing that "I'm Blue dabadee" songThat one anon wasn't kidding about Italy being stuck in the 90s kek
I’m blueI believe I have died
TWO SIX
>humiliate the jannies by making them dance in front of the athleteswhat did they mean by this?
>Eiffel 65>BlueThat's all I needed from this
>>153628596>>153628639>song in englishlinguistically colonizedyuros do not get creditanglosphere does
>>153628596that guy doesn't realize that ameripopslop is in fact, Italian sloptheir top of the charts 80s songs were covers of Italian songs kek
>>153628544a bit late yea maybeit was that way for the previous three games, so get it for the summer games. commentators are br*tish but a lot of streams have swedish / finnish that's at least more professional commentator than national tv
I would beat off a guy?
>>153628612Yeah it's one of the most kino parts, both in the Summer and Winter Olympics. Surprised so many people had no idea.
>>153628587this poor labour voter seems upset that norway's whiteness led them to success at the winter games
I'M BLUEIF I WAS GREEN I'D BE SANAE
Are you happy now anon?I hope they play shadilay
>>153628623I bought this album as a teen
>>153628621If I were younger yes, I'm probably too old and employed for it now
>>153628621idk if my job allowed for it for sure, but I dont think regular 9 to 5 can allow itand if i were unemployed, of course I would, it seems like the most fun thing to volunteer for in entire world
>>153628634too much of heaven, actually
>>153628652MAFIA
>>153628621I did. You should do it next Olympics. Free booze
>>153628666hi haha
>NBC talking every 10 seconds because they don't have the song rightsI HATE IT HERE I WAS BORN IN NAPLES PLEASE LET ME GET EXPEDITED CITIZENSHIP
I believe Olympic jannys do it for free...
>>153628652>>153628648
Where is Gigi
>>153628649Germany is too, I find it endearing
>>153628621to clean the women athlete's toilets? yes
>>153628664>>153628659
>>153628621i have to go to work but sure
I will bleed, I will die
The Im Blue guys wrote a song about their love of the Playstation 1, its hilarious just naming off PS1 gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy8HOgVW6ts
Y'ALL LISTEN UP
>>153628686Fo reel? Now i’m annoyed we didn’t get the olympics
>BREAKING: Claudia Sheinbaum has been possibly wounded in an attack on her presidential vehicle in Monterrey. Stay tuned
are they seriously doing this for free?
>>153628680They just had an 80 year old volunteer on stage
Thinkin' about Alysa's bubble butt
>he does it for freeWorlds largest event can't pay for it's workers?
>bob
>>153628693>He was born a free EU baby but brought to the land of the wageslaves I’m so Sorry anon
is this the part where they knight new ioc members
>2m15damn
>>153628738I DONT GIVE A SHIT
>>153627076Can they even do sport?
>>153628738oy vey it's anudda shoah
>estonia, bisexual
how was phelps so goated? no swimmer comes close
that DJ was Diplo/Major Lazer not Eifel 65fyi
>>153628738>America gets banned from the Olympics we're hosting for starting a war during the closing ceremonies
>>153628602>NBC>ADSWill their coverage of the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics be sponsired by Zenless Zone Zero, just as their coverage of the 2024 Paris Olympics was sponsored by Honkai Star Rail?
>>153628744i wonder how she smells
>>153628649Not a bad place to be stuck tbqh
Thank you jannies
>>153628659>linguistically colonizedYour whole continent is named after an Italian guy.
>>153628634The premise is funny, but I put it as one of the worst songs on the album.
>>153628677CHECKED AND KEKKEDKEK WILLS IT
>>153628735Is this Poland's curling team?
>>153628630https://worldcurling.org/events/worldwomens/
How is he even playing if he’s just holding the controller
Nice of them to dedicate an entire segment to Lindsey Vonn (RIP, PBUH)
>>153628773they literally just started making up events for him to win
>and now all the athletes will CLAP for the jannies>all the athletes have already left hours agoLMFAO
>>153628738wasn't the cartel plant?
>>153628743Yeah but he's so old he doesn't have anything better to be doing
>>153628773he could statpad double the amount of medals every edition
>>153628799DJing is the most fake shit out there
>>153628744god imagine how much dick this pretentiously weeb brace faced girl is getting
>Japanese kimono-girl with green hairWTF?
>>153628773"genetic freak" (he was doping)
>madame butterly leading the in memoriamholy shit
>>153628773By having as many events per stroke as there are integers
What’s Bjork doing up there
Why are they doing Geisha shit?
>Scary Mobsters and Nice Sprites starts playing
>>153628799should have called these guys instead
>>153628738
>>153628773how many fucking swimming events can there be ?
>>153628799Do you expect him to be playing every instrument himself?
>Madama ButterflyCLAMP would approve
>>153628738if she dies it was trump if she doesnt it was staged a la kirchner to garner sympathy for future elections
Is the entire symphonic orchestra lipsyncing / acting playing?Would be humiliating for the professionals
>>153628649it's nostalgia. typically is on 30 years cycles. it's why the 80s were popular last decade. now it's the 90s.
I DON'T CARE, SHOW ME THE COON
>>153628744
Even more fucking chink wankery, wtf are you doing italians
>>153628645PyeongChang and Sochi are the only two closing ceremonies I downloaded afterwards. But 2018 is especially nostalgic these days, there was a sense of childish optimism with the Koreas marching together and Russia being allowed to fly their flag after being forced to compete as "OAR" for the entire duration of the games.
>>153628843not even joking i would stand up for that
>>153628799it's simple performative coonery. just like in most concerts bands and artists just lipsync it to pre-recordings
>>153628738>possibly woundedyawn
>>153628856 shut up retard. You're embarrassing our flag.
Pastanegroes, please plain yourselves right now
>>153628738President of who gives a fuck?
How is Noh dancing Italin?
RELEASE THE RIVER!
>>153628738>Sheinbaum
>>153628843>Scary Mobsters
>>153628815>all the athletes have already left hours agothen who was that parading in the venue half an hour ago? clones? ai avatars?
>>153628866wtf is this real
>>153628866rotten slag
>>153628866ummm...
>>153628208No that's Drambuie
>>153628838It's Madame Butterfly. Italy had one of history's 1st weeaboos.
>>153628866you people are why fs will be banned again (thankfully) after the olympics
>>153628738Mexicans probably want Mexico for Mexicans and not Israel. Look up her early life section to get what I mean.
>>153628857I think it's prerecorded footage from insidebut for sure nothing inside the main stage is live audio
>>153628798Thank you, anon!
>>153628826She sells OLED tvs.
>>153628773didnt this nigga had some supersuit in a sport that has 50 events? I read that year niggas were all using illegal suits that got banned the next olympics.
>and now for something gay
>>153628870>pyeongchang mentionedthe only olympics I've been to (so far)
>>153628838Madame ButterflyHave you people not been paying attention
>>153628870it also kinda just happened at one of the best times of my life and i just feel like everything went downhill since then
>>153628888Holograms
This really makes you feel like water
>>153628894wtf i love italy now
>>153628838you uncultured swines do not get opera
>>153628897"sheinbaum" didn't clue you in?
>>153628677>>153628794Nothing Happens. Ever.
I really don't like interpretive dance segments
>>153628699they'll blast L'amour toujours at the end
>>153628659Your orange pedophile was literally playing "Gloria" on his Board for Peace zionist club inaguration the other day.>continent named after italians>capital city named after italians>towns, states, bridges named after italians and spanish etc>the law still uses latin judiciary terms>your most important buildings larp as italian, greek and roman architectureplease stop hereetc
>>153628645>>153628870Rio and Paris are my favesThe Tokyo and USA handovers respectively really ended the shows perfectly
>>153628773Marchand is pretty good and young
>>153628684WHOAHEY
water gang
>>153628897it's just weird because she literally works for the cartels im starting to wonder just how much the mexican government was involved in this op
Puccini an og weeb
>>153628912Everyone else was using suits that year tho
>>153627076I think LA will be fine. It's just that USA will probably win like 70 golds, while the next country will be at 30 max
>>153628911
This looks like a Tool music video
>>153628905The mens is either the week before or after I can't rememberThe big question is where can we stream it so we can reincarnate /curl/
someone call the power rangers to take care of these putties
MORE PANDEMIC THEMED SHIT! BLACK PLAGUE INCOMING (with the imported pajeets)
>>153628954he doesn't swim nearly enough events and will always have trouble getting golds in relays
I cant hear shit
strong eyebrow on this one
Nice headbanging routine
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
waterchads it's our time
i have a woman exhaustion
Why do event organizers always think there's such a demand for interpretive dance?
These are fucking putties from the Power Rangers
>>153628866I don't remember this moment
>>153628995>rita repulsa>puttieskino
Simply not interested in going to the USA at the moment. Shame as I have family there.
why do non anglophone countries pretend like they have their own pop music
>>153628954Why did he chear for Marchand ?
This is why there is no Italian music made after That’s Amore.
>>153629015purest terroni genes
Shut up and start shredding
Fuck it I'm visiting Italy in the next 2 years
>>153628990
It's kino again
>Italian lady gaga
>>153628994Well, if you'll be here then I'll try to get /curl/ up, too! Can't wait!
>>153629057i get more of a st vincent vibe
how long is this going to be ffsgoing to sleepsee you in 2028! (and a handful of you in a month for paralympics)
>>153629047
> sis with starlink mini
>pretending to play the guitar in a song with no guitarNext level retarded
>>153629015>>153629040>Thiele>that mug and nosecome on, not even Italians have THAT nose
>>153628968I'm not a swimfag but I remember reading it was newly developed and the US athletes mostly had it because it was expensive as shit (other countries might have knockoffs idk). In years after when it got cheaper and everyone could get it the olympics banned it
what's with the putty patrollers on the stage
This part is pretty good now
I'd fuck joan thiele
ROBERTO BOLLE SPOTTED
>>153629035Go to Canada if you want to do the world cup, burgerland and Mexico just aren't worth it.
hmm yes really feeling the water cycle here
>>153628889Yes I caught it live>>153629035>believing obviously fake news
Electric guitar is quite an interesting choice of an instrument for a song like this.
>>153629079It's about the aesthertic bruh shit be bussin fr
>>153629078I play guitar like that too
O
Imagine how much tickets will cost in LA 2028 kek>Hotel 99999999$>Plane 10000$>Ticket 999999999999$>Tip 9999$
>>153629057>>Italian lady gagaso lady gaga
>poor interpretive dancing about waterTobirama is not amused.
>>153629035spoiler: she didn't have a valid visa
Dude's sitting on a giant rice cake
>>153629101ZAMN
>>153629101Should I get into ballet if I like figure skating and gymnastics?
>>153629035They HAVE to do that or every brownoid from a 3rd-world shithole will scream "DISCRIMINATION AND WHITE PRIVELEGE."
>>153628880reminder this poster is a deranged person who frequents pol larps as a neonazi but is a paid greek government propagandist
>>153627620kek
>>153629090The gondolas and guitar girl actually make it something. Putting the leotards into the background where they belong. They actually add something dancing in the background instead of wasting time.
>>153629124It's why no one is gonna go
>>153629078i love hiroto ikeuchi inspired headwear like this on foids so much
>>153629030Doesn't matter, Bolle is the Italian ballet GOAT
>>153629086>>153629032
>>153629124You forgot taxes on everything>Hotel 99999999$>Plane 10000$>Ticket 999999999999$>Tip 9999$
twin peaks vibes
Turning the freaking water gay
>>153629124they haven't announced the prices, but right now you can put a $1000 deposit to attend the opening ceremony
wow, it's just like my Avatar 2:The Way of Water!
are those the same dencers as 20 minutes ago?
I love sport and just live events where we all post together in general
This doesn't even top the figure skating gala event
RACOON SIGHTING
>>153629106I'm unironically going up to Toronto and Calgary for curling. Is there anything I should do?
RACOON WIFE
damn, water is important huh
What is this nibba doing
>>153628749Bruh they even cut me I WAS SO CLOSE TO ESCAPING
>>153629123
Did this time travel from 2001?
I will NOT stand
>>153629124yeah its gonna be insaneI also feel bad that now im an adult reaching 30 and I wont be able to afford going there, I thought I'd be rricher by now but I guess things like watching world cup or olympics are forever out of my pocket
I knew I had seen this somewhere before
I will NOT stand actually
sleepy racoon
>>153629179i-is it refundable for when they ask for another ten grand later?
Has there been any Moroder?
>>153629211too fat?
>>153629197Yes, you need it to live. Stay hydrated.
>>153629076How do you feel about the Nolan version of the Odyssey being loaded full them in place of actual Greeks? >>153629078That's one of the ugliest guitars I've ever seen in my life.
mid anthem
>>153629124If you are lucky ICE will get you and you'll save hotel money, maybe
>>153629177yeah thought the same. the twin peaks composer was called Angelo Badalamenti but he was a yank
>>153629220her and amber did look bored lol
>>153629153 No one takes you seriously commie schizo
why do we have to act like greece is important to the modern olympics when nationalism didn't exist during the first olympiad
pretty boring desu
Cool napoleonic hats
>>153629213there is NO WAY watching the olympics live is better than on TV
>>153629213>>153629124>>153629179It's always expensive. I spent $5883.90 in the winter games years ago on tickets alone.
what if they play auslander raus again
>Smug Greece getting their anthem played
>>153629200zesty
>>153629240Look its greece its what they can afford.
>>153629197really?
Kek are American broadcasters really just showing 10 minute ads in between shots of Alysa Liu sleeping in the crowd?
>>153628693you WILL buy the new chevy silverado with just 1.9% APR!
cool choral!>>153629252it is tradition
>>153629150eh, it's much purer art form than fs or gymnastics, like performances aren't streamed or anything, you actually have to go in person, but it's worth checking out
kinda sick of them putting greece at the forefront of everything just because some frenchies were greekaboos 150 years ago
>>153629276No, that's the CBC
>>153629216Gonna give you notes
>>153629200he looks like he has sugar in his tank
>>153628826Puccini opera about a Japanese chick who an heroes (based on a real event that happened in Nagasaki, look up Glover Gardens)
MELONI
>>153629252Because they fucking invented the Olympic games? Just be grateful that people aren't required to compete while naked like in ancient times.
>>153629223Turin was the past hosting city tho
>Winter Olympics>Gayreece
>>153629252>nationalism didn't exist during the first olympiadRead Republic or any other surviving classic Greek treatise.
>greek anthempay debts
i have never seen meloni this locked in, damn
>>153629263What were the .90 for ?
>>153629150can you do ballet if you are heterosexual?
I just r realized the water O is one of the five Olympic rings.
>>153629250you ve been shitting the thread with your trumptard ai bullshit, fucking faggot retard, go back to twitter to retweet tzimeros usual_suspect and creepy mofo or smth.... retarded fucking mouth breather
>>153629276it's retired figure skaters talking about the dance performances
>>153629221apparently so
>>153629262From a purely sport observation perspective no, but it's fun to talk to other people and see the athletes up close. We even met one of the athletes and his dad (Kalle, Swiss), hung out with them for a while.
>crosshairs where to hit with the drone
>win no medals >get our anthem blasted in the arena This is what we call a Greek W
Niggas... maybe watching sports is better than watching fiction
>>153628773They call him the dolphin man. Dude has a weird torso.
>>153629308naked figure skating would be peak
>>153629276They've kinda backed off the ads for now.
>>153629317*denbts
Every single global military from Iran to Mexico to God knows where else watching the Olympic flame and waiting for it to go out.
>>153629037He and our whole broadcast was cheering for Marchand. Phelps really liked him (I think mentored him a little bit) and people like France.
Greece didn't even play in the Games
>nobody posting raccoon picsever time they show her i'm in another tab
>>153629101This guy is 50? damn
the blonde with the violin on the left is so hot
yeah, the whole winter olympics are done on water
Arent Norway rich af with all that oil? Why dont they host a winter olympic the cheapos
>>153629322Yes, you can. Just watch Billy Elliot.
>>153629321I was just copying the price out of my spreadsheet from back then. Tickets weren't evenly priced to the dollar, especially with fees and shit.
>>153629344I kneel.
>>153629308>Just be grateful that people aren't required to compete while naked like in ancient times.But that's what I want.
>>153629340based drone thinker
Time for the flag handoff?
>>153629337>hospitality loungesyeah that's mid five figures easily i just want to goon to ass at beach volleyball why are they oppressing me
>>153629390>>153629353>>153629308they weren't naked, they used the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme (nsfw)
mommy
>>153629366It's only on the American broadcast, nothing on discoveryplus
>>153629344Based sports NEETs KEKW
>>153629306During ceremonies she always looks like she's sucked a bitter lemon
it's cool that the next games will be just across the alps, a bit to the westfeels evropean
>>153629337>Early AccessCant wait to pay for adfree DLC on stadium. I can hear commentators say BROUGHT YOU BY BUDWEISERRRRRR (eagle noises)
France and USA being so often is kinda depressing. Part of the excitement of the Olympics is seeing it in places it has never been before.
>>153629375Cause the IOC is a mafia and they withdrew their bid years ago when they were presented with insane demands
>>153629124Be sure to stop by Disneyland while you're there.
I find all this "olympic" lore tiring and fakeit's just a sport tournamenti don't care about greece or the rings or the anthem or standing up if i'm ablethe exact modern distance of the marathon was set by the king of england in the first london olympics so he can see the finish line from his balcony, before that it was random near-40
Numa numa
heh yea who wants to see them compete naked?
you can see my house from there :DDDD
>>153629414She has to represent shitaly must be embarassing
>>153629402
>>153629362*likedJustice for Bock
>>153629418I would say it's a Decisive Evropean Victory
wait are they doing this from the collisium in rome?
>>153629239>How do you feel about the Nolan version of the Odyssey being loaded full them in place of actual Greeks? It's Hollywood so I didn't expect better. I just wish if they wanted to make Helen black that they cast someone hotter or made Lupita look better (she can be pretty).
>salaruined
>>153629402OK that's fucked up.
>>153629449are you not entertained?
>The french winter Olympics are closer to me than the Italian ones Guys wtf
>>153629366Here you go, anon.
>>153629414she has a lozenge in her mouth
>>153629402pffahahahahot
>>153629423I hope they have the Games in Central Asia in our lifetimes.
>>153629402>jews couldn't compete
THE OLYMPICS HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HANDED OVER TO FRANCE
>stadium is completely empty LMAO
they hit her with the flag, lol
>>153629446>EU >54 gold (164 total)>E V R O P A >91 gold (233 total)apes together stronk
mayor of alps AND coutazure?? nigga how
>>153629440I love you too, Danefrien!
>>153629353Only bbc male skaters
>>153629402vgh how civilised
why did they make a rhodesian the ioc president
Another games in France? Where is it this time
>>153629464>piedmontese your olympics sucked compared to ours
>>153629402>A kynodesmē (Greek: κυνοδέσμη, English translation: "dog tie") was a cord or string or sometimes a leather strip that was worn primarily by athletes in Ancient Greece and Etruria to prevent the exposure of the glans penis in public (considered to be ill-mannered)Understandable. Would be very rude to show the audience your glans.
>>153629449There's colosseums all across Europe. This one's a different one. The Roman one is actually bigger, but lacks a floor. I personally think it's a brilliant touch to close the ceremonies in such an iconic symbol of the Italian people.
i have to go pee but i do NOT want to stand up for the anthem of france
The French preview video is going to be so gaynig.
>>153629437>Gymnastics>No one's naked
From the alps to the alps
NOTHING will top the handover to Shinzo Abe coming out of the pipe dressed as super mario
>>153629476tickets were 8k euros
>>153629509The Alps, again. Just on the other side.
>>153629332 You seem angry
i love europe so much but the fact that i can't legally modify anything on my car is killing me
say it with meALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE
>>153629503>rhodesian
next ones will be in 2030crazysounds like a year from sci fi story"2030 olympics" like some shit you'd hear about in Matrix or Star Trekinsane
Why are they playing the Disney version of our anthem?
>>153629509Alps
>>153629471Uzbekistan?
>>153629525switzerland will be free
already wasted
>>153629402What happens if you get a hardon, that would suck
>>153629511The same abandoned shit will happen to you
so the next winter olympics will just be a few miles away?
>>153629528reminder of what they took from us...
>>153629528I hate that Japan's Olympics were cursed
>French anthem mogs the Italians in italy
NEED NEW TOPIC POST-HASTE!
holy fuck, just imagine the french rigging on their olympics
>>153629520so, french
inb4 suddenly black trannies
>>153629434It's important to perpetuating the nation-state world order.
The French Anthem is kinda cool
>>153629528I still miss him bros ;_;7
>*if you are able*, please standOh how nice, they are concerned about those with disabi- >*BLASTS STROBES LIGHTS FOR 10 MINUTES KILLING EVERY EPILEPTIC FOR MILES*
Next one is France? Will Lea Seydoux and Eva Greene show up on motorcycles holding the tricolor now?
I DEMAND FOURCADE
How many anthems are they playing?
>france>italy>franceriggi rigatoni
currently parallel to the floor for france
>>153629449Its in Verona you ignorant cock
>>153629494>france already showing their first nouveaux français>their games haven't started yet
>>153629548we're all getting old, anon.
>>153629528>Bing bing wahooNah
Holy basedAthletes not standing for frenchies
>>153629548yeah I sometimes read that something is planned to be in like june 2026 and think "wow that's so far away haha"
I kneel for the frog anthem
kino
>>153629537mmmm yes the smaller side of Monte Bianco
>>153629544vive la Francevive la liberteYou smelly fucks.
KINO MARSEILLAISE
>>153629560nobody wants to host winter olympics anymore
>>153629548Don't worry, you get the horrifying AI in the package so the year's appropriate.
>>153629569We better rig this shit
>>153629560Yep, just across the border.
gay remix
>>153629537kek
they added a fucking TRAP BEAT to the anthem what is WRONG with these people god damn
Isn't it some sort of crime to remix the anthem?
>>153629537>>153629552Alps is a bit vague, DO YOU WANT US TO ATTEND OR NOT?
>>153629579>>153629566>>153629564it's because you didn't have sex...
>>153629560the alps are only so big
>>153629402kek
>>153629631Total american domination
Ruined the anthem
>>153629557instantly disqualified
>>153629623my house is on this map :)
>>153629572you just know the 2028 LA opening will be nothing but
This is tacky even for the French
>>153629616>nobody wants to host olympics anymorefixed for you
>>153629548its because the third number is larger than the first, so your mind clumps it together with 2040, 2050 and so on
>>153629528They killed him for this.>>153629566I'm the anon here who was on the Tokyo 2020 committee. I will say again that they were SABOTAGED and RUINED.
i kinda heard that already two years ago
>>153629582i ll remember this post next time i see one of your threads on tv
This is the French anthem? How uncivilised.
I was told earlier that it was America's fault for remixing anthems.
>>153629631we WUZZZZZZ da resistance n shiet
>Host cities of the 2026, 2030 and 2038 Winter Olympicslmao
>>153629616It'd be nice for Vancouver to host again
France fagging up the Olympics again
>>153629402kek it's kyno
>>153629617"AI" will be a dead, old meme that a lot of suits ended their lives over even before LA28.
>>153629655As is mine :)
Literal Satanist circle
>>153629585Italy - 2026 hostGreece - originator of the gamesOlympic AnthemFrance - 2030 host
>>153629623reminder that Nice and Savoy are rightful italian clay
that anthem remix was actually pretty cool
>>153629616ThisThis is why our organization for 2030 is in complete shambles without enough funds
How could they slaughter la marseillaise like that!!
>>153629665Post timestamped hand
Forming another summoning portal with their bodies.
>>153629555basassimodo
>>153629471Apparently Poland is bidding for it for 2040 or 2044. I don't know what's happening with the bidding process though. It's supposed to be changing soon.
>>153629678comfy tv viewing in my own timezone for the next 12 years
>>153629690>burger sees circle >"is that le heckin SATANISM???"
>>153629548Humans make first contact with aliens in 2063 in Star Trekyou're talking SHITE
>>153629678mountainlets eternally seething at the aplschads
>>153629655>>153629689mathieu and federico...
>>153629421No one drinks anymore. Now it's brought to you buy Draft Kings
KINO
>>153629678need to build more mountains
>>153629707What would that prove?
>>153629689cisalpina and transalpina gaul...united
trap beat and nig gospel? RIP france
>>153629678Based, the winter olympics should always be in europe
We better have a Bardella presidency next Winter olympics
Hyperborean edits lmao
>>153629528Paris > LA was very cool too.
>>153629690>mindbroken by a circle
>>153629678This is actually kino
>>153629582Nude?
>>153629662Well, India, Egypt and Saudi Arabia want. You just know it will be shit
>>153629678Very comfy
>>153629678I wonder what I will be doing 2038.
>the alpsnigga we are already in the alps what were they thinking
will the current figure skaters be able to compete in the next olympics? or too old?
>>153629678how do you know about the 2038 olympics
C'mon frogs, build a speed skating venue. Don't be lame.
>>153629036https://youtu.be/71PrWLvO7Z8?si=gMOnOPxzl76VxvFS
bros... don't feel like I'm making it to 2030
>>1536297222034 is in Utah lil bro
Will the LA opening be extra gay to annoy trumpor will he demand no gay stuff?
>>153629623By then I will have a french gf and attend the games with her
>>153629623Eastern alps are better desu
>>153629765the better alpsthe best alps in fact
what if we all come together and just create a new country that will host the olympics every 4 years without needing to build new venues all the time?
when will China organize the olympics in Tibet?
Freeride confirmed in 2030!
>there is no speed skating venue for 2030good
>>153629777>trumpYou mean JD Vance?
isn't Nice a summer resort city?
>>153629777He'll be dead by then unironically
>>153629770It's not 100% confirmed but it's another case of sole bidder so it's definitely going to happenJust like how we knew Euro 2028 was going to be a UK/Ireland thing literally years before it officially was
Baalzebulistic....Luciferist imagery....
bros this ceremony fuckin sucks lmao
>>153629775Same, I've been sick for 2 years or so by nowBut hopefully I can manage it
This trailer is sick
grainy vids of snow with that type of color grading always go so hard, i need a fujifilm x-h2s so bad
>>153629777He'll be an ancient zombie.>>153629775We have no idea what the world will be like then, anon! Be brave! Enjoy the ride with us!
>>153629678>alpine skiing is in the alpswhat the fuck
>>153629797really?het is voorbij...
Pardon madameEst-ce que vouz connait le chemin pour le Goonlympics?
>>153629792That would be the Swiss thoughbeit
>>153629753It was great
>>153629769Kaori is 25, should see most of them again
TRACTOR CUNT SPOTTED
>>153629623Nice cluster you got there!
>>153629812not enough gay blue proteus niggers I agree
>>153629777The chairman is a jew but he doesn't seem like a sodomy jew. It might just be Hollywood reference cringekino.
>>153629769Isabeau is only 18, and Alysa said she would. Hell, there was a 42-year-old Leaf skater this year.
incredible trailer, apart from the music it feels very vintage
>>153629825Kek 0 medals for Netherlands
>>153629825it's in thialfwe are so back
>speeches
>>153629734Ok let me reprashe it>NOW BROUGHT YOU BY DRAAAAAAAAFFFFTTT KINNNNGSSSS PLAY BETS ON ANY SHAMPIONG TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE GAMBLING ADDICTS. NOW ONLY FOR 5.99 each DRAFT
What the fuck is going on? No nigs in the france preview??
>>153629623Pogi's hunting grounds
France will win ice hockey gold in 2030
>>153629824why not the Carpathians or the Pyrenees
the french anthem remix and the trailer video just mogged all the italian parts of the show sorry
>>153629764I thought that about 2026 back in 2014, turns out I'm still here posting on /sp/
>>153629848he was literally in the epstein files bro he's probably gonna step down because of it
>>153629775I have health issues and have unironically started to build a bucket list. I may make it to 2030, but wouldnt be surprised not to.Health is like dominos, once one thing falls it just snowballs
back to the commercial mines for me
>>153629777Most of it will be dedicated to LA's 90s rap culture and hollywoodslop
>>153629678>All around Piedmont Lol
Do they still not have a logo ready for 2030?
>>153629806Yes and no
I truly love all your guys and am so happy to have shared yet another wonderful games with you!I'm counting on you all to be here for the World Cup, 2028, and 2030! And maybe here for the in-between times, too!I'd hug each and every one of you! Thank you for sharing the miracle of life with me!
Will France even exist in 2030 lmao
>>153629678>Comfy Euro hoursGood
>>153629738Indian winter olympics set in Himalayas would be kino
>>153629623That's a nice cluster
>>153629792Recommend the best ski resort French anon Is super devoluy any good?
>>153629678You make winter games where snow is, where would you do them? Scandinavia?
>speech time ready to kms
>>153629764probably HRT
>>153629872kek same just doing the exact same shit
Nooooooo pls no speeches! This is going to be sooooo boooooring.Giovanni pls get cardiac arrest or something.
>>1536298832pac hologram at the opening ceremony?
QT ALERT
>>153629859Make it polymarket and I'll slurp it all up
>>153629878Just eat less fatty it’s not rocket science
>>153629838The entire sequence oozed manly youthful energy (no homo)
>>153629891Nobody will
>>153629878Hang in there anon. Only four more years!
>they cut to commercial during the trailerLmao
That was a great trailer, feeling proud
Could have had all these posts in the original thread that is only on page 7.
>Mute terror lipinski's bullshit >Unmute just in time for the final sunrise BONGNice
>>153629878 what do you have?
FINITO!bye bye anons
Finally some africans will be able to win medals at the winter olympics
lara naki <3
>>153629777Alysa Liu cameo guaranteed.
>>153629890thank you too, burgerbro, i sure will be there
Well done Italy!
>>153629891No it will be Greater France
>Kristy nationality>Zimbabwewtf
>>153629883legoat will be the torch bearer
>>153629806during spring you can ski in the mountains, then take a car ride and suddenly be in sunny shorts-weather at the beach
Will you watch????
GRANDE>GRANDEGRANDE>GRANDEGRANDE>GRANDEGRANDE>GRANDE
>>153629911No wonder NBC went to commercials>>153629918Sure why not
>>153629947>global warming is re-ACK
>>153629910...
>>153629718Poland or Uzbekistan would be kino.
>>153629764Furry TF juice drinking party
>>153629930They said it was 35mm film with no AI, it looked very good.
the girl is trying to look like she cares about whatever is being said so much and guys just dont give a fuck and act bored and tired
>>153627410>the gdq man drama ritual poster is dutchdidn't see that one coming
>>153629797BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>unc speech
kino video francenow the worst part of this all, the speeches and then maybe one songit's over
I'm gonna miss these guys.
>>153629969is there curling?
>>153629760the beautiful country of Senegal too if you're counting the Youth Olympics :^)
>>153629947>bog runningTeam GB says hello
Do you guys remember the German guy's speech from Paris kekI still chuckle abput it sometimes
>>153629771>speedskatingShits given : none
>waiting for applauseLol
>>153629862No way we are shit at that
Bach is still here?
Isaboo is crying now that she has to leave the village
>>153629867Not sure the Carpathians countrys can afford and waste money on bob and other facilities bwing used for two weeks, Spain doesn't want to waste money either, nor France to invest on Pyrenees, enjoy the Andorra project and that's it.
>>153629777It's going to be everything you hate but it's also going to be such a spectacle that you'll love it anyway.
>>153629902portes du soleil
boring time!
>>153629876that doesn't mean he's gay
>>153629947>Winter eventque?
>>153629969>>153629993>is there curling?you bet, every single day
>>153630007
>>153629938Addisons disease, it just wreaks havoc on you
>>153629991Alps
is he going to even say grazie to Trump
>>153630012no, he died in 1750
Will Mexico's athletes survive to compete in the 2028 LA Olympics or are they going to die in the cartel war that's going on right now?
>>153629890Love you all frens
>Grandpa speech
>i'm blue>no blue on flag>if i was green I would die>green on flagare italians on suicide watch
>thankyou to our stakeholders Lmao
Was 2pac acually a good raper or is it just nostalgia and a meme?
>>153629803>The whitest 14 seconds put to film
>>153630018Like every Olympics then.
>>153629920>NOW BROUGHT YOU BY POLLLYYYYMARKETTTT (FREEDOM NOISES IN BACKGROUND) GAMBLE ALL THE MONEY AND BET ON ALL COMPETITIONS IF YOU BET 1000$ you get free Alysa Liu feet pic
>>153629975so cruel how the west was so optimistic about the future and then we got the 2020s
YEAH YEAH GRAZIE GRAZIE
Is that the hot Italian figure skater sitting behind this dude?
This guy is the Mayor of /fa/
>These games were like a pizza pie: AmoreStunning
MAMA MIA PIZZA PIE
>>153629438im already looking at flight tickets to Verona on skyscanner, see you in 9 hours
Well done Italy, however...
>>153629952>>153630060I love you too!
>>153630048 I'm sure you will power through it anon.
>>153629919Lara?
>>153630021>>153629902you can try the "mur suisse" (swiss wall) if you want to kill yourself while there
>>153629890Gayboi (I'm not sure about 28 but I'll be here for 2030)
>>153630062>if i was green I would dieyou know this isn't actually part of the lyrics, right?
>>153629888just put the rings and a 30 together - done
Gracie mamamia zambonie labronie
>>153629969Yes, though I really enjoyed boccia in the Paris Paralympics. Looking forward to sledge hockey.
>>153630064He was the best
I get the impression that Meloni was elected to be Pasta Trump but turned out to actually be decent and dedicated to Italian excellence more than just hating immigrants to the exclusion of everything else?
>>153630058>Mexico's athleteswut
>>153630015A Winter Olympics Village without BBC must be so lackluster
>>153630088>200 gold medals to spain
Holy shit I loooooove to see Huwhite people everywhereSummer games hardmogged
>>153629977You have a point
>>153630037>11 days of curlingbased
Get this greaseball off the damn stage
YOUR KILLING THE VIBE OLD ASS NIGGA
>>153630081
>>153630068Thank (you)
>>153629969For sure
grazie grazie graziedid this fag write his speech last night?
>>153630058Most Mexican athletes are actually what democrats call "American:" anchor babies shit out on US soil, trained with American taxpayer money and American facilities, and play for Mexico instead because they're raised to see themelves as Mexicans living in America and not American. They only call themselves "Americans" when they can use it to their advantage.
Thank you Mister unc
>>153630093Please make ski mountaineering good. That cliff looks like an okay start for the sport.
>>153630015>having to return to the real world after a 2 weeks sex marathon
Figure skating qt
>>153630033it is a winter sport tbf, season is from autumn until end of winter
>>153630058they get deported instantly when they enter the country
My-a body was-a ready!
As an Italian, I'm glad you like it
Please shut up old fart
>>153629890Thank you Burgerbro! Will definitly be here during 2028 and probably 2030 :3
this is too boring for adhd zoomers to follow unc
grazie to my neighbor Alfredo for moving the furniture at 2 AM
Stop talking
>>153630015She kinda looks like that Teal Swan psycho
>deeply divided worldalexa that's so sad play imagine
>>153630060Italy did a beautiful job hosting it, bro. Be proud
>please watch the paralympics
>>153630062FUCK GREENERS
Can someone get Super Mario's dad off the fucking stage already
>>153630048is your face trump tier orange yet?>>153630091Addison's doesn't have a cure
>>153629543I think Sweden has decent allowing laws on this actually
IOC members ruin the olympics.
>>153630146DA DADA DADADADADADADADA
Rooftop koreans in LA 28
Mama mia I love a da olympios
>>153630146>This is a 5 in Italy
>dream bigly
>>153630079>/faHe's very smatly dressed, yes.
Reminder that this old fuck should be in jail
Based screamer
fuck off cunt
>>153630137they compete for Mexico because they're not good enough for the US
VIVA L'ITALIA!
>>153630139>he thinks the CIO will allow fun
>>153629890thank you bro, see you at the world cup and 2028 and 2030 hopefully. Take care
>IOC president>From Africa>White???????
Figure skating won the olympics.
can't wait for the 3 hour (the abridged version) trumps speech at the fifa world cup opening
>>153630037>wheelchair curlinglmao I'm ready
>>153630120Wheelchair curling is all about the stone release being perfect because there's no sweeping.
Just took a whole ass meandering walk to piss and he was still tapping when I came back
are there any mexican athletes? do they know they won't be able to go home?
Who the fuck is Tutti?
LA 28
>one sentenceCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP>one sentenceCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP>one sentenceCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP>one sentenceCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
whats-a going on
>>153630174NBC put it all on the bird app (the other one) behind a paywall. Otherwise I would.
>>153630185These guys only killed one guy and he was another Korean
>>153630199Every politician should be in jail
>elect woman >she's a colonial white whore
Brevity is the soul of wit, as they say
>>153630223sto cazzo
VIVA ITALIA
Can anyone explain why they have these long ass piece of shit speeches every fucking olympics? Is it just the IOC wanking off themselves
>>153630093I will, thanks anon. Doesn't look much steeper than what I skied down recently
>>153630223frutti's brother
>>153630185Is nigger rioting an sport?
>>153630214She's Zimbabwean
Reminder that Coventry plans to eliminate hundreds of categories.
>Mexicans rioting cause a cartel boss got killednigga what
i hope la28 has skrillex
>>153630146why is mikey madison here
>>153630215
I don't think a*stralian people should be allowed to open their mouths in public
>>153630239 why is she a whore?
>>153630214
WRAP IT UP
>>153630218They're just proving you don't need brooms at all lol
racoon sleepy
>>153630037>no skating
>>153630265She's Rhodesian.
>>153630249yes. these are the same people who demand special ioc-only highway lanes and entire hotel penthouse FLOORS given to them for 4+ weeks free of charge
>>153630249Executives who produce the events want to masturbate their egos with spotlight time on themselves.
SOMEONE TELL THESE IDIOTS NO ONE LIKES INTERPRETIVE DANCING AND LONG ASS SPEECHES BY OLD FUCKSALSO STOP PLAYING IMAGINE
>>153630269She's a woman, keep up Greece
>>153630269she's a woman
>>153630249justifying their wages by condemning us to death by a thousand words every fuckin time.behead all IOC members
>>153630234They also made up with all the black people because they realized that the LAPD was the real enemy.Can't corner the Dorner('s ideals).
Wheelchair figure skating when?
>>153630224For me it's the Chinese Theater level of SWAT 4.
>>153630224Used to play Rogue Spear online to death with my neighbour and randos when I was a teen.
>>153630214what do you think colonisation means?
>>153629890Y-You too
>>153630286>>153630289 By that logic are your mothers whores too?
Will they put the old man in jail now for harassment?
I hope Meloni talks
>>153630249It's called a speech act, it's more about doing things with words, like ending an event and thanking, than saying anything interesting
I... I've never skied in my life ;_;Climbed plenty of mountains like
>>153630249The Olympics is a giant wankfest for the nation-state world order and the entities that run it. Always has been.
They'll switch to commercials after these speeches, I just know
STOP TALKING, YOU’RE NOT PROFOUND
>CLAP CLAP CLAPPURE AMERICAN DOMINANCE
>>153630214Eyy palDont worry about it? Ok?Go buy yourself a soda
>>153630146my gf haha
>>153630251what's this then?
when does tom cruise show up
Wake me up when they shut up
meteorite holders
>>153630328dumb cunt can’t speak english
>>153630326Holy BASED
>>153630299after skeleton for the visually impaired
This broad is starting to sound like Charlie Brown adults in my head
>>153630324Biggest whore I know honestly
>>153630362In two years.
>>153630324yes. But they get a pass.
Shut up
>>153630328 Has she done anything actually based though?
>>153630299The wheels should just be circular blades for maximum danger.
wtf you can't just hold a meteorite
someone turn up the music and cut her mictime to get off the stage
>>153630372I can i just don't care
>>153630371
>>153630326Why not do that to the cute figure skater?
>>153630339The most beautiful set piece you have ever seen in your entire lif->with our new ai tools bla bla bla bla
>>153630260he a good guyhad dem projects and familialoving person with many dreamshard worker,a martyr even
>>153630402ammazzati Gioggia
>>153630334Neither have I, but the winter olympics always inspire me to try some winter sport (which I never do)
>>153630372Really? That's actually really embarrassing as a world leader
>>153630384 Lol
Who wants to hear these 2 retards speak for 30mins?
>>153630389No
>IOC COVENTRY“We have to be honest about what works and sometimes more importantly what doesn’t,” she said at the International Olympic Committee annual meeting ahead of the Milan Cortina Olympics opening on Friday. “It means we have to look our sports, disciplines and events with fresh eyes to make sure we are evolving with our times,” Coventry said. “We will face difficult decisions and conversations — that’s part of change. “I know these discussions can be, and potentially will be, uncomfortable but they are essential if we are to keep the Games strong for generations to come.” “We have to ensure the Games remain inspiring for young people everywhere,” the two-time Olympic swimming champion said. “That they reflect their values, their sense of authenticity and their search for something genuine.”
When they stop talking the Olympics end.
It's over
C L O S E DLOSED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN THE FUCKING GAMES AGAIN
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>153630372she represent me, not subhumans like you
>>153630402Ti amo mia regina
Isabeau is giving head during this btw
>>153630410no reason not to
>>153630384kek
>>153630326We are not Spain
>>153630326>prootOh mama mia I'm-a so sorry signorina
>>153630369WAKE UP ANON!
>>153630262Mikey is a lot better looking
So did her dad own diamond mines or something?
YOUTH RISE UP
what's going on
I CALL UPON THE YOUTH OF THE WORLD
I'm sad now
>>153630402 She's here guys
>That 30 minutes of yapping before Champions League draws>That 1.5 hours of yapping before the World Cup draw>Those 30-45 minutes of yapping at opening and closing ceremoniesThey're so universally despised. Why do they even exist?
>>153630428being a dumb cunt is a requisite for being a world leader thoughever
REOPEN IT RIGHT NOW
it's over.
>youth of the world>37SO LONG GAY BOWSER
C L O S E D
please watch the paralympics in less than 2 weeks
wait can I go back in, I left my phone
now what do i do all day
>Viva la vida starts playing
>>153630470the rich politicians and committee members love to have their five minutes of fame to talk, it's a status thing
>>153630454kek
>>153630461Thanks bro
>>153630452 kys boomer
Time to cry, boys
>bong eurosport commentator is blowing into the mic
>I thought the guy was referring to me and I became Gioggia Lol
What do I do with my Winter Olympics folder now
i'm crying
>>153630498masturbate
i don't wanna go, mr stark
>>153630398She's a fucking hypocrite who excluded two nations while giving this "spirit of the games' speech.
>>153630496are there pirate streams for those?
>>153630470management is the main character
When did the nip girl fall?
it's over...
its over
>>153630513i hear annoying breathing too in polish tv stream.
>>153630516zitta Gioggia porco di dio
FUCKE ME THERE'S MORE?
>world renowned... piano
Please have a proper cauldron of faiya in LA, Ameribros. I like the satanic Italian cauldron but it's been ages since we've last had a good ol' grandiose pyre.
>>153630498goon.
>>153630509I only did it because when I was a weeb more than a decade ago, ryuuko was my waifu.
>many anons in these threads will not live to see the next winter olympicsI'll miss you bros
Kek, they showed the Japanese figure skater tripping
>>153630555Le triple
>>153630492HAVE KIDS ANONIT STARTS ALL OVERLIVE THROUGH THEIR EYES
>games closed>they're still doing stuffwell what was the point of that?
Thank you God for Einaudi
Holy shit our commentators refuse to shut the fuck up
See you all soon, in beautiful Los Angeles!
better than the paris olympicswell done italy
Fuck off you jester shithead
This track is Italian
Ima crie……… arrivederci amici
>>153630562fuck i havent seen that pic in years
>>153630565see you on the battlefield, ameriblubber
>Einaudiahahahahahahahahahhackthe Italian Zimmerman of pianists
It's over. Finally peace for a few months
>there's no Olympics tomorrow
>>153630565Wtf bro
>>153630565We'll all be here if we try.And those that don't make it will be here through us.
>>153630594not a high bar
>>153630528The two countries will be back in the para games next month, it's already total drama and Ukies seething.We'll probably have winter boxing during these para games, it will be /pol/s shitposting wet dream.
>>153630498Watch Mexicans murder each other.
>>153630573they're putting the flame out
>>153630561beg your pardon?
where da fuck was Monica Belucci??You're italian she's supposed to be there nigga
>>153630593Bro the hobo wrestling is gonna be kino
The woman is going to fuck the jester rat on stage
>guy walking around with a horns helmetis this satanic?
Is your Letto still rigorous?
>>153630565You wishing death on me nigga?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SOVL
>>153630218Will Canada still touch the stone?
>>153630496Is there a paralympic orgy in the village during those events as well?
>>153630565i willTOTAL INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT
there is still 20 minutes left
>>153630618
its over...
>>153630641she is 180 years old
Now it's time to bring back the summer Olympics to Italy
Why did they make me sad :(
bye bros, see you on the beaches of the city of angels
>>153630609Inculati frocio
it's over
>>153630638The balloon was kino.
>>153630593just like my Napulee
ANON......
>>153630496Ukraine number one in paralympics
>>153630618IM GONNA FUCKING END IT ALL
>snowing in cortinaabsolute kino
>>153630538>• EBU Members to deliver broad free-to-air coverage across all of continental Europe (with the exception of Italy and the United Kingdom) • Warner Bros. Discovery to broadcast daily highlights from the event across Europe. • EBU’s most comprehensive digital coverage of the Paralympic Winter Games to date *EBU Members committed as of signature:ORF (Austria), RTBF & VRT (Belgium), HRT (Croatia), CT (Czechia), DR (Denmark), YLE (Finland), France Televisions (France), GPB (Georgia), ARD & ZDF (Germany), ERT (Greece), RUV (Iceland), LSM (Latvia), LRT (Lithuania), NOS (Netherlands), NRK (Norway), TVP (Poland), STVR (Slovakia), RTVS (Slovenia), RTVE (Spain), SVT (Sweden), SRG SSR (Switzerland), TRT (Türkiye), Suspilne Ukraine (Ukraine).>NBC Sports Utilizing NEP’s Global Media Services in Italy to Deliver a Seamless, High-Quality Viewing Experience to U.S. Audiences>Additionally, Eurovision Sport, the EBU’s premier free streaming platform, will broadcast all six Paralympic winter sports, complementing EBU Member broadcasts and offering the EBU’s most comprehensive digital coverage of the Paralympic Winter Games to date.
WAR!WE'RE GOING TO WAAAAAAAR!
>>153630498Taking up daily drinking again? Kiitos!
Hello, Italia here. Hope you liked it. See you soon, frens
Will Pavarotti come back?
>snowing in cortina as the flame goes outABSOLUTE CINEMA
>it's snowing where i am rnKINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KIN-
no, turn it back on you fuckers
>>153630638The balloon was a bit too unconventional for me as well. Hard to see the scale and size...
the Milan anus has shut
WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS
Wow, this was the worst ceremony in decades. Both opening and closing were awful
>>153630684;_;
>>153630673
I miss the olympics so fucking much
>>153630685Oh god they will dominate won't they?
>EUROSPORT CASTER CANT STOP BLOWING INTO THE FUCKING MICROPHONE !!!!
I'm getting tired of using prerecorded videos as part of the ceremonies. I would prefer to find a creative way to do it live on stage
I WILL SEE YOU ALL VERY SOON FOR WORLD CURLING AND THE ROCK LEAGUE AND THE WORLD CUPI LOVE YOU ALL
>>153630565I'm surprised I made it to this one.
>>153630684è finita
>>1536307192 years ago?
>>153630685was that before or after the war
>>153630641She's French now
>>153630689>all six Paralympic winter sportsso it's like 2 days?
ITS OVER
NOOOO NOT MY FLAMEBRING IT BACK DAMMIT
Thank you guys for attending or watching our Winter Olympic Games, we still don't believe we really hold all the shit together but we did!You are all welcome in the occasional /g/ thread about the bidet to be instructed on how properly wash your ass, see all you there! :D
>time for Sanremo
>>153630731Thought it was just me
worlds figure skating in 1 month
>>153630638Not even 2028 Los Angeles will be able to top 2000 Sydney'sYours will never be as imaginative as this, Murrican'ts
HOWEVER
Man, this song used to piss me off
>major lazerfuckin nonces
>>153630742What about it?2 years ago absolutely mogged this year, even with the tranny.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ziggers will be allowed at parylimpicswhat a fucking bullshit
The flame lives on inside you anon
kek a fucking danish singer
>Major LaserWhat fucking year is this?
it's overfucking stop
I have a soft spot for this song as it was all over the clubs in my freshers year at uni
>>153630759The tardwrangling takes time
PARTY TIME
PARTY TIME BROS
Hold the phone!!!
Nooo
>Major LazerDiplo is a major wrong 'un
>>153630719>>153630783on what planet
Europeans love stuff from 10 years ago
>italian rapkino actually
okay what is this shitty noise with the voice filter on
>this might be the last Olympics where the music is relevant to meFUCK
>>153630692> TO WAAAAAAAR4 YEARS and counting
>major lazer in 2026
>>153630561We'll probably just light the coliseum torch again, maybe find a creative way to do it
The fuck is this gay shit?
>>153630759>>153630037
SOME ONETO LEAN ON
>>153630774[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]juniors before it[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
i love boobs
finally this gay torture is over. take care anons, godspeed.>they are still goingdios mio.
>>153630795stadium music (david guetta, avicii, coldplay, eric prydz) is eternal
And the kino is dead
>>153630799>
>>153630797I hate clubs so much
ANZIBELLISSIMISSIMA
>no “athletes may now enter the stage” kino
why does he look like a midget
>>153630783??? These games were much more memorable with good storylines and upsets
>>153630543>White people hugging>Asian slipWhat did they mean by this?
goodbye
we had to shit the bed in the last 5 minutes, I will seppuku now
Mumbling fag had to be brought out
stop this is torture
what song will taytay do in 28?
>>153630833
>>153630779Euros really created the most annoying songs of the last decade, huh?
Was waiting for Giorgio Moroder
>>153630837>aviciistill cryin
>cringe literally who Italian rapper midgetWhy
>>153630543score was announced, very high, first place
that drop sucks so much
Has Robbie Williams been on yet? He usually pops up at these sort of things.
isn't the extinguishing of the flame supposed to be the final thing that happens? ceremoines aren't supposed to have an encore
>>153630823Works for me. That's a good classic torch.
why aren't they letting the athletes near the stage
>>153630824>The fuck is this gay shit?Oh, I dunno...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guve7Y856kY...you tell me
>>153630823hopefully stealth napalm drop from an F22 (beyond visual range)
Kek. Italy explain yourself.
>>153630769you're welcome. good job, but cut out the mid-day ripostos in the schedule next time
>>153630823They should copy Barcelona and do the fire arrow again
N
Italy what the fuck
>italian rapkino into dubslopFUCKINGSHITALIANS
>>153630816We love preparing music 10 years in advance.
>>153630874holy shit we got a live one, are you ok bro
Paris closing ceremony had Air and Kavinsky. This is a huge downgrade.
>>153630875Would have been kino, at least you guys brought out Kavinsky
i'm supposed to believe he's djing with heavy gloves on?
But what does major lazer have anything to do with Italy?
>nofunallowedLmao at all the incels sperging out
>you now remember literally we were at the paris closing ceremony
>>153630900We don't need to be serious anymore
>>153630799
>>153630859Raygun and Yusu Dikec both completely overshadowed everything that happened this year. And those were just the memes not even the regular antics.
>>153630887still busy promoting his monkey movie
>>153630907But with an AR-15?
Isahoe farewell party
i have no idea who that is desu
just put on Pendulum at this point Watercolor >>> whatever this is
>>153630823A tactical nuke
>>153630924child rape
they just had to ruin it
>>153630797>Freshers I am so old We had Pendulum play it was brilliant lel
>>153630914I kind of dig it honestly
>>153630892Probably not supposed to be televised and only for the benefit of the attendants.
>>153630875>>153630920some of the jingles in the broadcasting reminded me of Giorgio Moroder
>>153630916Something happened?
This is awful.
>>153630787they have plenty of talent
>almost only americans dancing kek
>>153630928https://youtu.be/OSayp2tArqA?si=5e4ngvgPaR_9Ff07
>>153630816damn right
Things like Major Lazer at the Olympics is always so surreal. The Olympics are like Roman god shit to me.
actually fuck it, now its time for cringekino
Who is this supposed to be
>>153630719but enough about france
MAKE THE EDM STOP
>niggers hop on stage>they default to the I CANT BREATHE OFFISA DONT SHOOT dance
LA will be SO niggered
>>153630928paris event was so much better. they even had tom cruise cameo
>>153630907This will never be surpassed.
how is she singing live with autotune?
>>153630966>missed the italian jiving
>>153630938Tactical nuke
>>153630771I keep forgetting that that's a place.
>>153630971then american olympics will be the most insane shit you'll ever see
>>153630924Pandering to the groid crowd or they'll scream racism for not having other poeple's lives revolve around them.Who's this auto-tuner bitch?
Lean On is a certified banger
French closing ceremony music was way better than this. Also, they were actually French artists.
This is kinda low energy tbhfam
>>153630952When I think of uni songs I think of Pendulum and Bon Jovi weirdly
>>153630823please bomb it from a jet
FYI this is the shit you need to expect for 2028
I don’t even know if these are nigs or just trying to ape modern music slop
>>153630936Oh your talking about summer 2024 I thought you were talking about 2022 winter. I agree then
LMAO ALYSA BORED AS HELL
>>153630981This is to prepare for LA 2028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Lazer_(TV_series)
these drops are unimaginably bland and dry wtf
>here is a song your girlfriend probably listens to
>>153630907But from another angle, that arrow went way over the cauldron: it didn't actually ignite it. It was a lie
Euro 2016 vibes
>>153630823discombobulator it up
you need alcohol to make a party fucking retards
>>153630981LA will geriatric snoop dre and eminem
Berlusconi would've never allowed this
>>153630907>>153630989i just realized that they probably had planned with Freddy Mercury at Barcelona ;_;
>>153630993oh i see more now kek
Enjoy this while you can LA will have 99999999999999999 trannies and blacks
where's il volo
Whole lotta empty stage space
>>153630992but live audio mixing is one of the major features of autotune
>>153630981nah you are getting some RHCP boomerkino
this is fuckin garbage italy what the fuck
>>153631000It'll be 100% beaners and rappers. Nothing "American" will be present.
>>153631021Post some webms or screenshots
>>153631023used to get high and watch this good times
why do dance groups always have a light skin lady with a big afro
>>153631042well yeah, that's LA culture
>have to turn off the sound because i can ear it from the window>but its not on sync
>>153631016they are sudacas colour doesnt matter
>NBC went to commercialkek finally cutting to ads is a good thing for once
>>153630947>>153630952Now kiss
does this type of music play in Italy?
not my cup of tea desuciao a tutti
Maybe TV4 isn't so bad after all if they decided to show commercials instead of this technoslop
>>153631023Looks utterly retarded
>>153631004For some reason I only remember the Paralympic closing ceremony...
i'm a half hour behind but hopefully france learned from last time to be less gay and black this time
>>153631054yeah? well fuck you cunt
>>153631033let's be real 2020(21) was even more embarrassing for england because they played all their matches at wembley
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TWERK RIGHT NOW OR I WON'T BE HAPPY
>>153631042Its going to be filled with G-Funk era rappers, and its going to be glorious.We are hating on Snoop right now, but getting DeathRow artists up on stage rapping is going to be awesome.
>>153631054We already passed the baton to LA
>>153631042And it will still be better than whatever the fuck this is.
You know they all want to run off to the ACTUAL afterparties and hate being stuck here.
>>153630967>August 11 2024 was 46 years ago
Unc ahh setlist
SOMEONE POST A WEBM OF THE DANCING BOOMERS
ordunque è questa la cerimonia di chiusura nell'italica era gioggiana...
>>153631000It's going to be a fucking masterclass in retarded shit and I can't wait.
>>153631051Imagine if they had Slayer at the Olympics. I'd be so hyped.
ARE YOU DANCING ANON?
…Why did they even add this
BAILA VINI
>>153631082Techno died in the early 00s. It's been droning-noise shit ever since then.
>>153631097what does crack and drive bys have to do with sports?
I can't believe this is getting more screentime than the classical orchestra
>>153631078yeah this scans with what i know about italian nightlife anyway
CINEMA
anybody have a stream mine stopped
>>153630967God I forgot about this, so fucking good
FOCUS ON THE CROWD
it's over. you can stop watching any time
>>153630971We're our ancestors homie this is just the newest version of the back then
>>153631040Yeah. At least the replaced it with something really cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fiOJDXA-E
>>153631031It wasn't supposed to land in it, just pass through the gas stream to ignite it. The archer would have had to aim even higher to arc the arrow into the cauldron directly.
surely the athletes are supposed to be around the stage at this part
The Americans better revive Chester and book Linkin Park for a showing
Shame on the nation of Italy for such impropriety. Shame.
Wow this sucks hard. Ending on the piano would have been nice.
It must fucking suck to be there and not have any drinks or nothingThey should serve them shots occasionally to make them enjoy this more man listening to club music while sober is torture. I hope they all have flasks in their jackets
kek based leaf
tiktok slop songs
>It's been droning-noise shit ever since thenBut enough about whatever >>153631130 listens to
PLEASE DO THE SKRILLEX DROP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
U AAARREE MY CINEMMAAAAAAAAAA
>>153631127I wonder what the Chinese athletes think about this kek
>>153631078Someone surely likes it, we are not North Korea (yet).
d-d-d-d-d-DROP THE BASS
Just get the dj from the opening ceremony to play whatever he had
>>153631089penalties are mickey mouse
you are a cinema
>>153631132What does shitty opera and jesters have to do with sports?
Our commentators be like>Please thank the government right fucking now
this seems like it'd be fun in person
>>153631100The last orgy awaits and they have to listen to this lol
How many guys is Isabeau currently grinding on?
>>153631175yeah ending with Experience would have been great
idgi is this a baton pass to the next californian games?
>>153631116ringraziamo la signor presidente dal membro villoso l’illustrissimo Gioggia per codesto sibaritico tripudio.
This is what I think LA 28 Opening ceremony will be like.>All of US Air Force is flying over stadium and they will drop a tactical nuke to lit up OL flames. While the commentator is shouting TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!! All dead. ZERO appears on TV and say everything was planed. While Trump head is on stick,
whats the name of the theme that played during the medals anyway?
>we can do this everywhere
lean on was good and later it was just a bunch of shit
get free
Meloni will hang everyone responsible for this shitshow
We went from Gojira to whatever in the fuck is playing right nowSAD!
>>153631220No. They do winter->winter and summer->summer. The hand off would be to France.
>let's have a rave with a gigantic stage and no one on the floor with themat least when paris did this they had a mosh pit going
>>153631126Wouldn't be the same without Hanemann
>>153631220anon the next winter games are in france
You will get Sanremo'd now
The LA ceremony is going to exclusively be music that 60 year old black guys that use bluetooth headsets listen to
>>153631226The host’s Olympic theme
Bocelli now ?
>achille lauroyep, switching the channel nowactual pozzed shit
Dude looks like a John Wick villain
oh shit gaylen squirts mentioned
/fa/
NBC is getting very bored with the show and went back to ads lmao
>>153631151And you can permanently stop posting in 4chan at any time.One more post here in 4chan now & in the future, and there's your opinions destroyed.
Oh, I forgot about the olympic flame football commercial. Yeah, that's how they're going to do it.
Dracula comin yo
Dracula ?
C’est fini mes amis
oh no, the sicilians are here....
HURRY UP FAT LAD
ENTER
>>153631254TUTTI, MA PROPRIO TUTTICANTANO SANREMO
who was the lightskin lass tho?
>achille lauro Gioggia pls bring out the snipers
>Achille Laucringe It's over now everyone will know about him
>jalen hurts throwing a ball over 10 yards
>>153631097No Nate Dogg, though
Is kino back on the menu?
Mamaaaa
why did he get a goldberg entrance
>>153631259I think they saved him for last if he even shows up
>>153631287PURE I FORESTIERI OBBLIGANO
Vito mio son...
when is squidward's performance?
IT'S SLIPPERY ANON.....
>>153631274Tom Brady throwing it into the cauldron for sure.
>>153631295Hologram
any body have a non US stream
oh my god it never endsExtinguishing the flame is supposed to be the last thing you do. What the fuck is this?
>>153631274They'll have a self driving Tesla ram into the cauldron and explode.
Always find a way to run it. It was fun guys. see you in two years!
>>153631240>>153631246I thought the IOC still used to say "see you in the next X olympic games"
What do the play on this arena regularly?
>>153631164Yep. They normally are. They've been shoved to the back-section of the arena.
NBC AD whats happening
Is this the latest san remo winner or something
I don't want to go
>credits thank god make it stop
>>153630800Hey it's the windows song guy
>>153631086No, Paris was kino
>>153631259i was waiting for Major Laser with him
>>153631222>All of US Air Force is flying over stadium and they will drop a tactical nuke to lit up OL flames. While the commentator is shouting TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!! All dead. ZERO appears on TV and say everything was planed. While Trump head is on stick, All that while In The End plays in the background
>>153631274
>more songs your gf probably likes
This is Sanremo enjoy hating it
this guy gives off major zest vibes
why they use playback lmao
/fa/ as fuqqq
>>153631290>>153631292can I get a quick rundown?
MAMMA C'È LA RACOONA GIRL ALLA TVoo
>>153631328Some dracula guy with face tats is singing in italian
festivalbar used to air in that arena, good times, sadly gone
why is his suit so big?
Nice bathroom stall face fag
>>153631321Why did I find this so fun.
OOOOOOOOOHHHH BAMBINA
> Colosseus> slippery floor
>No 'Imagine'10/10, grazie Italia
>All these empty seats
>>153631354MUCH better than what came before it, quite enjoying this ngl
>>153631333the latest artificially shilled zoomer and media made bait like maneskin and their jew
imagine being this queer and tattooing your facelmao
i am going to kill myself tonight
>>153631358He kissed every men ever but somehow it's straight
bambina tutti frutti mamma mia
>our broadcast stoppedEven they couldn't handle it anymore
NGL this ain't bad :'(
His face tattoos look so cool!This song sounds like a top40 from 1996!
>>153631222Lighting the cauldron via airstrike would be sick as shit but it's probably just gonna be some LGBT thing.
>>153631364pure, actual AIDS really
>>153631325Opera, classic music and public hangings
>>153631394Don't do it. You'll die.
>>153631354this isn't nearly as bad as the shit we have to deal with in our national song contest
>>153631325kirkonrotta
this guys voice is nice but everything else about him is really offputting
>Italian incels screeching at the best performance of the evening Kek
>>153631358google his name and find outthe satanic moment americans were waiting for
>>153631394Don't. But if you do, stream it.
>>153631413This is the diet version considering they know Americans are watching
>>153631394can i join ?
>>153631394I didn't give you permission for that anon
This is at least better than the weak shit Major Lazer was trying
Dracula flow was pretty sick
>>153631386 Kek
>>153631394>killing yourself before LA28You are going to miss the cringekino of a lifetimeSAD!
Italian anon, is this the most famous singer right now or just a favorite of grandmas?
c'est pas fini
>>153631394If you do that, I will kill you.I expect to see you here enjoying another sport tomorrow.
>>153631398weak, ours is still going strong
Ok song. Better than ending with the pozzed DJ set.
ebbasta dio cane
>>153631244I was expecting the mosh pit and everyone dancing together. It moved me to tears and am disappointed isn't happening here. I think Beijing 2008 had cool party too which makes it all the more disappointing. People taking selfies with people from other countries who they may never see again, it was very heartwarming
>>153631342
>>153631394you ought'nt not to lad
>>153631386I only heard it once and it was a zamboni break but that dj was trash anyways just playing shit like country roads
there's STILL more??
>>153631162>the gas streamExcuses, excuses.Cathy Freeman in 2000 Sydney put the flame to water and it ignited around her, rose up around her and became the cauldron.>an arrow that didn't actually ignite the cauldronAnd that's why 1984 Los Angeles' cauldron wasn't imaginative. And never will be. 2028 Los Angeles' cauldron & method of ignition will be inferior. Screencap this, I'll be proved right.
>>153631449It's a lolcow trying to be serious
>>153631342>flag football
>>153631394kek imagine the last thing you see is this garbage
>>153631394 Think how happy you will make your enemies
>>153631394Wait until after the next Olympics
ALL THE LEAFS ARE BROWNAND THE SKY IS GRAY
>>153631341I TRIED TO SO HARD!!!
>>153628387Never as far as I can rememberThis Olympic was a PR disaster for them desu
where the fireworks at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yYS0ZZdsnAHold me bros
>riggitini is STILL happening
This is NBC not IOC
>>153631394imagine killing yourself when you're Dutch kind of tallwith Dutch women around you that use sex like other countries use a handshake
C’EST FINI MED AMIS
>mfw California Dreamin'
>>153631449a cringeworthy individual
Ciao!!!!
lmao are you serious with this NBC
>>153631449the kind of singer phenotype the italian girls touch themselves toothe other is tananai and the maneskin whatshisname
Oh its the song from the band, which the lead singer raped his siblings for years, and the lead female died from eating a ham sandwich!
>>153631342filmed like capeshit.. terrible
Okay, now it's overSee you all during the World Cup
cya in 2 weeks
>>153631394THIS
weak ending
>all the leafs are brown
So, that was it? HELLA anticlimatic
>>153631514for the paralympics you mean?
The moment we all feared has arrived
Who is the milf
thanks everyone!
NBC is giving us a trailer for LA 2028 with a cover of California Dreamin btw
>>153631394not yet man, we have to see the world cup together bro its just 4 months bear with me for at least this little
and the sky is gay
Please tell me they'll reignite the cauldron from the 1984 games
cya in 2 years
>piss filter color grading for los angeles olympics preview
>>153631508No girl is touching herself to Achille Lauro, that's Irama
I had a lot of fun posting about the olympics with you guys. I love you
addio amici
I was thinking about how kino it would be if they snubbed france and handed things off to LA again like in Paris but figured winter would obviously hand off to the next winter but then they actually did it lol
ARE YOU ALL FUCKING READYGAVIN NEWSOM OLYMPICS 2028
>>153631394There's the paralympics in 2 weeks anon
Gonna watch NBCs Best Of just to delay the emptiness another hour.
>>153631547Tom Brady is gonna throw a flaming football into it to light it
https://dailyorange.com/2025/01/us-canada-haudenosaunee-lacrosse-advocacy-2028-olympics/You can't tell me this won't be kino as fuck if the IOC allows it (so they probably won't)
>>153631394finishing top 5 in gold while just by dominating one event is nothing to snub yourself over
>>153631560i signed up for ticket draw, unironically
>>153631514>>1536315302 more weeks
>>153631557>we are getting a highlights reel on eurosport
>>153631554>>153631555See you soon for Curling Worlds, Rock League, World Cup...
>>153631553all look the samefedez cringe ols fart with tattoos and the alikes
Please watch Sanremo with me
>>153631549It's a subtle reference to how we're going to have absorbed Mexico by then.
Nazgul was the real winner
>>153631523It's meant to be a segway to Sanremo starting in two days, there was a Sanremo preshow before the closing ceremony
>>153631573lax bros rise
can't believe jake paul made it to the eurosport compilation
>Jake Paul in the highlights LMAO
>>153631560 Karen Bass Olympics, Newsome is the governor
/we/ got nextand I can't wait bros
>>153631573yeah I read about it. they don't have an olympic committee tho...
>>153631523Thats been the theme with this whole olympics. Just mediocre top to bottom.
>>153631572gaydy would miss
>>153631592>another judged sport
>>153631586you didn't get california dreamin'? must be just an NBC thing then
>>153631617>hollywooooodactual ghost bullshit
>>153628866What the fuckHow did I miss thisChat is this real
>>153631595He sniffed Olympic female asses like a true hero.
GRAZIE MILLE, ITALIA!
>>153631592What is it
>>153631573A tribal nation in the Olympics would be kino as fuck
>>153631617kino
>>153631573Like 2 countries ever heard of that sport
>>153631641They should put it in the Olympics
>>153631621There is a recent precedent in the Refugee Olympic Team for Olympic delegations without an associated NOC
>>153631554me too these last couple of weeks have been based
>>153631573fuck thatjust give them your space since they're part of your country
>>153631662boomer song festival where every song sounds the same, do not watch it trust me brother
GGSee you next time, maybeTake care
>>153631573>>153631675i have no idea what this sport is
Now we have the world cup in 3 months
>>153631646That's part of the new Olympic event they're adding where athletes have to go through a haunted house as fast as possible without getting spooked.
Now what?
>>153631708No one watches Sanremo for the songs
>the flame was extinguished and the torch was passed on during NBC commercialsGOOD JOB, DIPSHITS.
>>153631573>whites vs Injuns lacrosse gameholy KINO holy shit
>>153631471Dude take that back he played the Simpsons cover of Inna Gadda Da Vida
time to rewatch figure skating to fill the void
Got a kino next few years. Paralympics Curling Rock LeagueEurovision World Cup2028 Olympics Euros2030 OlympicsI need to travel to at least one of these.
>>153631662the original eurovisionits where they pick their representative from and they always end up in the italian charts
>>153631662BAFTA cringe: the musicalespecially now that they keep inviting rappers
>>153631719jinkies
>>153631675 I know about Lacrosse from the Teen Wolf show
>>153631614I really fucking hope that she somehow gets btfo in the november election
>>153631723I wouldn’t know as I’m not retarded enough to actually watch it
>>153631732I miss Ami-chan and Raccoon girl already.
>>153631716Think soccer/footy but with a smaller harder ball and instead of your feet you use small nets on long sticks. It was invented by the Indian tribes and Anglo-whites got really good at it. It's a marker of classy white people in America.
>>153631708True but this was good https://youtu.be/MA_5P3u0apQ? despite gayness etc
>>153631722figure skating worlds, end of march
>>153631571It's not over for me until the Remember The Titans reel.
>>153631716it's basically field hockey except instead of hitting a ball around on the ground you scoop up the ball in net sticks and toss it aroundeven in the US it's pretty niche. generally only upper class white people play it
>>153631779sounds unique but also sounds like usawinslol
>>153631724that ceremony was absolutely not designed with commercials in mindLA will probably have random commercial breaks, I wonder what our tv will play
>>153631522kek
>>153631767Did anyone make webms of Alysa in the crowd? I missed half the ceremony.
>>153631682I guess the AIN too since they were shortlisted by their respective sports federations and not the Russian Olympic Committee
>>153631394Just be up and running again for the next Olympics anon! Don't want to watch it without you!
>>153631746The WBC next year will be a party too, especially every Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, USA, Mexico, and Japan game
>>153631722Figure Skating Worlds and Curling Worlds in March.Evil Ass BlackRock Curling Tournament that paid off all your curling wives to appear in April. (google "Rock League Curling")
>>153631716Never watched American Pie?
>>153631797why would you make field hockey worse? also why would you have this as an olympic sports when nobody plays it even in america?
>>153631801It sure is. That's why we added it. But we also added cricket for other countries.
>>153631801that's 3/4 of the sports they added>lacrosse>flag football>softball>cricket (??)
>>153631722sneedskating worlds in 3 weeks
Alright see you losers in two years
>>153631801Oh, def. Every American plays it at prep school; we dominate.>>153631858It's got a way higher skill ceiling because of all the catching and stick wielding.> why would you have this as an olympic sports when nobody plays itBecause it's a sign of wealth and class, like figure skating.
>>153631860>cricketcan’t wait for the indian riotkino
>>153631893See you in a MONTH, anon. Figure Skating and Curling Worlds.
>>153631779>ClassyPosh. I dunno if I'd ever say American elites have class. The smart ones just have old money and a good sense of when to shut up.
>>153631900Good old Pakistan India match
>>153631748>>153631751>>153631708Does sound shite, thanks for the heads up
>>153631898sounds considerably less classy than figure skating or polo, but whatever, hopefully we get some fist fights
>>153631869Canada has a shot in Lacrosse and Mexico dominates women's Flag FootballCricket is all India
>>153631858It's big in Maryland State, which borders the national capital, so outsize mindshare for the people who make the rules.
>>153631941>bangladesh beating england match calling this absolute britbottle kino right now
>>153631893See you in 2 weeks for the para
>>153631900Canada'll get a gold in something again!
>>153631969>mexicoHow convenient that they just started a civil war... would be a shame if the maxican women's flag football team were to be kidnapped and beheaded by the cartels.....
>>153631573I only know of this sport from a porn manga.
>>153631869They also added baseball back in and added squash for some reason. I guess we have good squash players.
>>153631941Oh god how are gonna handle that.
atleast mexico is giving some entertainment right now
>>153631869How does the US not keep breakdancing?
>>153632019Heh, I think I only know about it from Rozen Maiden.
>>153632044There are limited slots, and they replaced it with flag football
>>153632044breakdancing took a spot from baseball last Olympics so it's payback
>>153632044forever lost credibility thanks to the aussie mad cunt
>>153631900>>153631941Unironically even if we don't get riots, if Sachin Tendulkar shows up to say hi then every single jeet in the stands will ascend at once and it'll unironically be kinda kino.
>>153631969I'm sure we can sneak Trevor Lawrence onto the girl's flag football team to get a gold. Just gotta put a little makeup on him and he'll pass.
>>153631869>t. breakdancing
>>153632019Source?
>>153632080based, thank you Trump
the summer olympics should last a month instead of 2 weeks, way too much going on at all times.Especially with a bunch of team sports added, I normally mostly avoid the team sports in the olympics but I'm kind of interested in cricket and flag football, and baseball is my true love so I'll be watching every game of that.
>>153632078I don't even know what lacrosse is.
Thanks, Italy. I had fun. See you guys in two years. Finland and USA won
>>153632127it's similar to hurling
>>153629623I'm very happy than spreading the Olympic games on more cities and regions is being normalized more and moreIt's the only way we can make this sustainable, or else the only places that can afford to organize theme in a single city will be usual Oilgulf fags or the BRICS
>>153631573>trust fund sticki still don't believe this sport exists outside of early 2000s teen movies
>>153631835I'll add it to my list. I might watch the figure skating thing too. This year will be the most time I spend on this board.
>>153632117IMO even the Winter Olympics could last just a few days longer to minimize overlapping. It gets pretty bad whenever they start postponing events due to weather.
>>153632127considering we have horses still, I’m willing to give this lacrosse thing a shot.
Sad it's over.I was surprisingly invested in the Olympics this year, dunno why.But it was good, I felt inspired again, I needed that. And the italian flavour was nice this time around.
>>153632108Girls Lacrosse (Joshi Luck)
>>153629678They were held in Russia+Asia for three editions in a row, it's only fair
>>153631662Eurovision for italian boomers without the tranny woke shit
>>153632203Just say Asia
>>153632164Yeah, I mixed up year with month. WBC is in March and I definitely recommend watching it, at least during the knockout stage
>>153632127using sticks with a net on the end to put a ball into the opponent's net.
>>153632190Thanks!
>>153631716It's upside down hockey. So instead of a luck on the ice, it's a ball in the air.
i've been drinking since the start of the Canadian raking nearly 10 hours ago I don't want it to end
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>>153629878Wish you luck with your health anonWagmi
>>153632182they just need to schedule better. there were a lot of times when there was nothing on except maybe curling. usually in the mid afternoon hours
>>153631858It's not that the sport is niche. It's pretty popular but basically only on the east coast (where the injuns that invented the sport were)
>>153632078I still think it's quite unfair to single Raygun out. All the female breakdancers were terrible.
>>153629678as an est 1st shifter this is torture. I miss when I was 2nd shift for the asian stint
I know Lacrosse thanks to the two twinks having a porn channel named Lacrosse something, they are likely not twink anymore after a dozen of years later.
>>153632309I like raygun though, absolute legend, I’m talking in the eyes of the general populace
>>153632152I've got a pro team in my city and they get 7-10k fans per game.
>>153632188I feel that way every year. And then the depression hits once it's over.
>>153631869All sports with 0 (zero) athletes in Europe lol
>>153632353Want hockey an indigenous sport too?
We survived ski ballet at the Olympics, we will stand lacrosse too.
>>153631474A teslabot will flip a lightswitch to "ignite" a led flame
>>153631869Cricket makes zero sense holy shit, what the fuck were they thinking? Surfing should not have been made part of the core program (because it seriously limits future host city bids) and should've taken cricket's spot among the one-off sports.
>>153632390Yep. Primarily attributed to the Mi'kmaq in the maritimes.
>>153632467I like the way Paris did surfing, just have it at one of your territories
Is the closing ceremony stream already done? NB?C shifted to showcasing golds and shit like right before handing over the flame
https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/48002097Lacrosse is actually kino.
Lacrosse is the straight version of field hockey. You're gonna love it.
>>153632467>Cricket makes zero sense holy shit,INDIA AND PAKISTAN WANT MEDALS. This is their only way.
https://www.google.com/search?q=2026+Winter+OlympicsAWOO MOMENT...
so who's making the montage ?
>>153632976CUTE
>>153632976So the wolf was AI all along...
>>153633201Wanna get this to 2000 posts
>>153636319So close...
>>153636330Party like it's 1999!
>>153636343Also the primetime rerun is going.
See everyone in 2028!
>>153636370See you very soon, anon! Love you! Love you all!
