This is why making something your "national sport" is generally a bad idea.
I mean they literally dont have anything else. I dont even know what being canadian means and neither do they. I guess it just means being an appendage of the united states and importing indians. What else does it mean
>>153631184>>153631297Canada is just maple syrup land in my eyes, after today where they got ass blasted by Americans in hockey I dunno what else they are.
>>153631184A FUCKING GOOSE
>>153631184They're only #3 in the world at it though
>>153631297Canadian identity is nothing more than ranting about how they are not like Americans.
americans unironically think this animal screeches like a hawk
Poorer than Alabama
>>153632640this reminds of the "germany is poorer than alabama" meme. I think like 20% of alabama is rural poor, while in Canada rural poverty is only that high on native reservations
>>153632685Alabama is 25% black, and those are the least mixed blacks, meaning the average IQ is like 70-75 rather than 85, You're running a really shitty system if a 95% white country performs even remotely similar.
>>153631297>importing indiansand the chinese. but pajeets are worse
>>153632830And inbred, you forgot to mention the inbreds.
BASED
>>153631297they try to identify with the UK and europe and is so cringe
>>153631297Speaking as a neutral, they’re sort of the answer to what if America was a normal 1st world country with free healthcare and sane gun laws as opposed to the 3rd world Wild West shithole it actually is, hope that helps
>>153634821So no fun allowed, what's the point of that?
>>153631297They stayed loyal to >us and you didn't. Other than that, I really don't know anything that distinguishes your two countries in any meaningful way, speaking from the perspective of an outsider looking in.>>153634821They literally had a tranny shoot up a school last week.
>>153634821If India Jr. is what's considered "normal," I never want to be normal.
>>153631297Canada is literally a country founded and built on butthurt and opposition to the US, founded by loyalists after they lost the revolution.The ONLY Canadian identity is not being American and simping for a European monarch. If America passed a law making eating shit illegal Canada would pass a law to make eating shit mandatory.
>>153634879lol Canada was pretty much entirely Indian and French before cucked Tory Euro-simps moved there after the war. Their entire identity is fabricated and built on butthurt.
>>153634879That only happened because the continental congress couldn't guarantee protection for the maritime Canadian provinces because they were too close to the UK and too far from the population centers of British America, they send represantives to Philadelphia like the others. Honestly, if Maine weren't part of Massachusetts at the time Maine would probably be part of Canada as well. Quebecois were too foreign to join the US.
>>153632101kek
>>153634821>poor>not white>mostly indianIs this what it means to be 1st world?
>>153632101Man, maybe they need to ask Britain to become a colony again
>>153632101The eternal Anglo strikes again
>>153635941>Quebecois were too foreign to join the US.They weren't, but you were always too catholicphobic and you never gave them enough conditions or guarantees into joining the union.
>>153632573They sound like ospreys and other sea birds
>>153631297They say ay and are more "polite" (better at pretending they're not cunts).
>>153631184Sucking off jews is our national sport. And we're undefeated!
>>153637652
>>153631297Suicide.
>>153631184OUCH
>>153631184The only thing worse than making something a national sport is inventing all of the sports and failing at them...
>>153634821Turns out it sucks and the country is poor as hell and their Healthcare system is mostly MAID now
>>153631297It's a gateway to americait's easier to immigrate to the US by going to Canada first, that's itculturally speaking anglo-canadians and americans are exactly the same people
>>153641459Literally hasn't been true for years and years, plus there is like a decade long waiting list for canadian "immigration" or w/e which is why we get 200k asylum seekers a year now
>>153631184Well, could be worse. Like the Philippines making basketball their national sport.
>>153634821>1st world country with free healthcareEven Canadians joke about how doctors there basically tell you to go elsewhere thanks to the long waits
>>153632101This image speaks volumes.
More Americunts ITT cycling their VPNs. Drink your bleach like your mutt god told you billy bob.
>>153631297What is an "American"? If your answer includes ethnicity, you're in rougher shape than us pal.
>>153644552>t constantly loses to the USA in soccer
>>153636044>Le 56 percent face saying this
>>153634821>free healthcaresubsidized, not free. the doctors don't do their job with no paycheck. someone is paying for it. also it's notoriously crappy>sane gun laws people with felonies can't buy guys, people who haven't committed an egregious crime are allowed to have guns. what is insane about that? also toronto and ontario are plummeting into the 3rd world considering the demographics.
>>153656559>What is an "American"?Some say a cowboy Others a fattyMe. A great hockey player
>>153656569We won our latest meeting against the amerisharts
>>153656606Did you know the third leading cause of death in your violent shithole is hospital malpractice? Wild but true!Did you also know 1 in 10 Americans lives in a caravan?
>>153656606Toronto is unironcally whiter per capita than new York, los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, Atlanta , etc I could keep going
>>153632640>import India>become India
>>153641444>Be American>Make something up about another country >Get mad about country for said thing you made up
>>153656724The authority on statistics>BRAD FROM CANADA
>>153656724>MAID requires strict legal criteria, multiple medical assessments, and a grievous, irremediable condition.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mental-physical-medical-assisted-death-1.7412923>"Regrettably, while receiving treatment at St. Paul's Hospital for his incapacitating illness, JMM left the hospital on a day pass, visited a clinic in the afternoon, and died through the improper administration of MAiD.">"He also experienced chronic back pain," the claim reads.>"However his pain was neither grievous nor irremediable and therefore did not meet the statutory eligibility criteria for MAiD.">The lawsuit claims JMM was "wrongfully approved for MAiD" despite factors that should have disqualified him — including influence from external financial pressures and the lack of capacity to give informed consent.>"After being allegedly approved for MAiD, JMM indicated that he did not wish to proceed with the procedure and wished to pursue other means to relieve any suffering he had, including rehabilitation," the claim says.>According to the court documents, JMM's treating physicians were aware of the fact he'd been approved for MAiD but "opined that JMM should not receive MAiD due to his mental illness, which impaired his capacity to consent."
>>153634821>NeutralA UK citizen cannot and will never be a neutral when talking about America. America became indepent from the UK and there has been bad blood ever since and will be forever. A neutral would be like an Armenian or something, a nation with zero geo political ties to America.
>>153657003youre hated around the whole world fatass, he was being kind.
>>153657079>you're hated around the worldOh no!
>>153656661And you're going to be forced to live with your buddies over there too
>>153632101Oof even giving them all of England's wins they're still not on our level. Hockey is America's sport.
>>153631184The butthurt due to this has been awesome.As an American, I don't give a rat's ass about soccer, but now I'm going to root for team USA for the World Cup.God, if we could just shuffle a couple of decent kids out of horseshoes, cornhole, or pickleball - whatever are the next more popular sports around here than soccer - and ever take tha trophy. That would be the Tsar Bomba of butthurt.
>>153657079>youre hated around the whole world fatassAnd? We've seen what you shitters like, so hating us is a compliment.
>>153631184You have no idea how annoying and arrogant Canadians are and have always been. Canadians are like the French... we just have to fuck with them due to their egos and anti-USA ideology.
>>153657079>you're hated around the whole world fatass
