>>153630502
>canada
GOLD BABY!!!!
>cantada
>>153633080always the bridesmaid canada
>muh shots>muh 3v3
Why can't he get it done?
>>153633080Absolutely surreal. I want to know what team Canada is doing rn
>>153633110playing for edmonton is literally soul sucking like a succubus
>>153633080>>153633080>>153633080>>153633080
>>153633080Have you thanked the troops for hockey today? >>>/wsg/6098091
mcfraud is a stat padding faggot loser!
McDavid unironically needs more help. He has to carry no matter what team he's on.
>>153633110He’s a mental midget.
This olympics was the ultimate humiliation ritual for Canada
>>153633091Lower taxes + better weather and entertainment activities are both bigger factors to sunbelt success than income is.
>>153633128I am a troop, young man
>Hockey is no longer fun in Canada
>>153633128Truly an iconic photo.
>>153633114quinn looks like the merchant here kek
mcgaykid can't win with these cats
>>153633080Absolute kinoWhat a dayWhat a fucking day
>>153633143the only combat you saw was against the burrito and you lost
>weinberg
This is literally it for McDavid. How can he come back from this? This is worse than losing in the finals. He was the captain in the gold medal game and couldn't get it done. This was his team for this game and he choked. He will NEVER be Sid.
Just wanted to congratulate Finland. Love my Finnish brothers.
>>153633132Sounds like he's the only common denominator. Maybe he shouldn't try to 1v3 in overtime and give up a counter-attack goal.
>>153633142Except taxes will also be lower. And, if you turn them into Puerto Rico, they will simply do away with federal tax, giving them an overwhelming financial advantage and lots of new Latin music.
Betard in 2030
Is it true that one third of Canada's population has lived there for less than ten years?At what point do they become a national security issue?
>>153633132he has the best players on earth surrounding him, should he get Kucherov as well so he can ignore him too?
Soul
>>153633185someone outside mackinnon or celebrini who absolutely nobody expected us to be relying on so heavily in this tourney needed to come up with a big game and not just a big moment and no one did
>>153633178A lot of taxes are largely decided by the states. Florida doesn't have any income tax at all and they have a fuck ton of things to do all year round, that's why athletes and retirees love moving there.
>We can't even win gold at the OlympicsCan we even call thos our sport anymore?
INCHESFEETMILESCOLORFARENHEIT RAHHHHHHHH
>>153633221Yes. I'm just applying territory magic to the idea. Maybe they could make the area more appealing with snow golf until burning all the coal and oil gives them a balmy climate.
>>153633219Canada is still the much more talented team, they just played with less heart today and fell for the ol' American rope a dope strat. In a best of seven you guys would definitely beat us.
>>153633256we use inches and feet already friend
>>153633264we're ahead of schedule then
>>153633264Not enthusiastically
Who /won their medal/ here?
>>153633274>>153633256We use both. Height, weight, job site measurements = inches/feet/poundsSpeed, distance - metric
>>153633291Gold is best of the best, bronze is best of the rest. Happy for binland
Oh, hey there can'tada
the good guys won
"The best hockey player on Earth" Connor McDavid drives the net 1v3, coughs up the puck, two time Norris trophy winner Cale Makar gets the puck poked around him, Zach Werenski carries it deep and strongarms "Crosby 2.0" Nathan MacKinnon out of position, Connor McDavid misreads the play and doesn't pick up Jack Hughes flying down the left wing, Zack Werenski wires a pass through the slot that should have been covered, then Jordan "Big Time" Binnington opens his fivehole so wide it looks like ur moms vagina all while Cale Makar lazily skates towards his defensive zone doing nothing on the play aside from getting clowned on by Jack Hughes.
Not even in Europe does this happen
>>153633333Checked
>>153633333Holy pents. Hang it in the fucking louvre
>>153633333
>>153633291Finland mogs Flopanada
>>153633333check'd
>>153633263go back to r*ddit with that "you guys are good too!!!" bullshit
>>153633333Wow, pentsCanindia loses yet again.
>>153633291fixed
>>153633333>>153633333>>153633333>>153633333>>153633333
>>153633291Based
>>153633337it really did happen this way too that's what's so crazy
>>153633374fug
I'll be getting drunk later on just so you guys know
>>153633366I bet $100 you're just an olympic tourist to /hoc/
>>153633080Just woke up after a 2 hour long nap hope I didn’t miss much (:
>>153633411We won anon. We won.
>>153633263>you guys are gonna be scary next year!
>>153633394yeah obviously, only losers watch regular season nhl and nba
>>153633411We still won.
>>153633425nice now you can go back
We just dont win anything anymore. Im so depresse. Annex us. I dont give a shit just let me go easy
Is hellebuck gonna get a warm welcome on winnipeg or they kinda mad at him?
>>153633129Yeah. I’m getting tired of these 100+ point players who have less than 30 goals. I get being a great playmaker and all but assists can be a meaningless stat half the time. He’s clearly a talented player but he’s not as good as Crosby or Lemieux despite being made out to be that. He disappears in important games. They gave him a participation award twice now simply because he had the most points (because of assists alone). And don’t tell me I don’t know puck because assists are important. They can also be not important and the stat pad players tally up a lot of the meaningless assists. Shots on goal is another meaningless metric, they should redefine what an assist means and they should only count quality scoring chances as shots
>>153633463Off to Greenland you go
>>153633333CHECKED
>>153633463Bro, you read the messages last thread. Most of them don't really want us.
>>153633425>>153633438Terrific news
>>153633477yeah they need to be way more strict with how they award assists (especially secondary) but that will never happen because muh record books
USA!! USA!! USA!!USA!! USAUSA!! !! USA!!USA!! USA!! USA!!USA!! USAUSA!! !! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!USA!! USAUSA!! !! USA!!
>be canadian>cant own a house>$500 for a single bag of groceries>60% of your taxes go into a heathcare system that hasn't worked in decades>get shot by a tranny>surrounded by indians>can't win the only sport they care about>obsess about america while claiming to not be the 51st state
>>153633333Great safe but never should have gotten to that point
>>153633429so you like nigsmash a lot dont you tough guy?
>moments McDavid will never get to experience
>>153633511They should tell chatgpt to watch all the old hockey games and track all the tertiary assists
>>153633114>they did this for usthat was very nice of them
>>153633522>>$500 for a single bag of groceriesI can't even afford to spend 200 dollars a week on groceries.
>>153633550>2014>my hairline was also still this intact
>>153633550They’ve both aged really well
>>153633550>2014 was 26 years ago
>>153633593Actually, just like my Islanders
>>153633600>2020 was 150 years ago
>>153633080>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA
>>153633482Ok. Put a bullet in my head
>go on Instagram >someone said Canada cheated at curling on a post talking about all the L’s Canada has taken this year>someone posted mutts lawThis is really getting said leafs
>>153633618We'll annex you specifically, bro. Just wait.
KWAB
McDavid will literally never recover from this.
The hockey Olympics final is officially rigged
>>153633618There's still hope. You just need to find a nice American gf willing to marry you.
>>153633639I feel fad Crosby my penguins chances at the playoffs are probably over now ):
>>153633639>Crosby really is the only one talk to the media for everyoneHoly fuck this team is a bunch of BABIES LMAO
>>153633639Comfort his team? He wanted to slap that dumbass upside the head for how he let Hughes undress his ass.
>>153633656oy vey it's another shot on net
And now we will take the Stanley cup from Canada yet again for the millionth time since 1992
>literally double the shots on goal>5v3 power play>Hellebuyck literally left the net unattended several times
>>153633698If he left the net open that often, and cantada couldn't score, did he really leave the net open?
>>153633639
>>153633639Is there a link?
>>153633665Some journalist managed to catch Macklin and ask him some questions too.
>>153633656lol
Is there any chance a Canadian team can win the Stan Lee Kupp this year?
>>153633665It's amazing how exposed McDavid has been the last two years.Just a total fucking bitch that doesn't even deserve to be wearing a C for a fucking midget team. Disappears whenever it gets tough, never wants to face accountability for losses. Let old man Crosby handle it, I'm off to cry in the back of the locker room and scream at my teammates for not covering my game altering mistakes.MacKinnon can get fucked too.
>watchan miracle >eatan 'za >drinkan bourbon Feels good bros
>>153633744Zero they are so buck broken.
>>153633744Yes now they will have the karmic boost
>>153633665their softness was known, couldn't even handle the village
>>153633710I completely forgot. Quinn got his ghost buddies to cover for Helley.
this is nuts
>>153633746He's actually such a coward. Not coming out for the Conn Smythe was one thing, but to not do media after the Gold Medal game as the captain makes him the biggest loser in hockey.
>>153633762Soft cocks lol
>>153633762>can't even hang in the dormWhat the fuck Canada?
>>153633217good to see Matthews happy there
>>153633769It's fun watching the opinions on mcdavid change in real time today
>>153633786Now that he knows what it's like to win, how much longer does he have left in Toronto?
Canada only had 21 medals lol
>>153633769Say what you will about Matthews as a captain but I've never see him do an Invisible Man routine after a loss.
>>153633796He probably wants out now.
.
>>153633762they definitely had butt sex
>>153633217What's the story with the gaudreau jersey? Coaches son or something? Make a wish foundation kid didn't last long enough?
>>153633762That was such a mistake. The bonding and the chemistry in a shit dorm is literally necessary for success. Idiots.
>>153633814He scored here.
>>153633814
>>153633746bulju knew that guy ain't alright
>>153633814>Oh? What's that? You're skating towards me?
>>153633824https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Gaudreau
>>153633824American NHL player and his brother were hit and killed by a drunk driver 3 years ago. Left behind his parents, a daughter, and a pregnant wife.
>>153633855God I fucking hate drunk drivers. They deserve to be punished through medical experiments or drug testing.
>>153633835My sides
>>153633665feel bad for crosby having to tardwrangle autists and mental midgets
>>153633333quints of truth
>>153633814>>153633814For your viewing pleasure
Will we finally see an American join the triple gold club?
>>153633762>A champion team will always beat a team of champions
>>153633343dystopian
>>153633835kek
>>153633835fucking LOL
>>153633877You're clearly new here so I think it's worth mentioning we have a specific poster here that vehemently supports Sean Higgins and his heinous crime.
>>153633835Incredible. Perfectly captures the Canadian 2026 Winter Olympics experience.
my redwings would have been beat by both those shit teams
>>153633884remember when he bounced subban's head off the ice repeatedly and the referees fellated him for itlmao
>>153633916Matthew Tkachuk since the panthers won’t make the playoffs this year
>>153633813Yeah, and I just feel bad for Crosby as I feel he's the last decent player on the roster, and now all he can do is watch as a bunch of arrogant, entitled, fart-sniffing shitstains take over as the next generation.
MacKinnon is generally so fucking bitchy. McDavid too. Crosby at least has a decent head on his shoulders
>>153633835Posts like this is why I still come to 4chan after 20 years. I know nothing about this man other than his country flag. He's not making engagement bux from this site. In less than a minute, he makes an A+ low effort edit and quality bantz. This is pure comedy and I love you for this.
Last night I went to bed kind of dejected with the thought that McDavid was going to single handedly end the game and in a way I was proven right.
>>153633820this is the most canadian thing ive ever seen
Not only was it instant classic as a hockey game but the Americans rocking beers (Matthews enjoying glorious Pilsner Urquell nonetheless) in the press. Based beyond belief... Congratz Team USA!
>>153634065Thanks
Whatever happened to the Binland poster who said Kakko would be better than Jack Hughes
>>153634065lol they were even having more beers delivered to them during the press conference
>>153633979is he actually pro higgins? or is he just really anti "cyclists roadhogging congested suburban roads"
>>153634065Love you binland
>KWABDavid>KWABKinnon>Tom KWABson>Cindy KWABsby
>>153633904No flex in his wrists, that's his problem.
>>153633656>DA JOOOOS
>>153633661Just realized the size of the file is >987
They're laughing at canada losing on the Lakers broadcast bros
what's next for /punished macklin/?
>>153634205They never took the Raptors 2019 championship seriously so maybe we just disregard this gold medal.
pretty crazy that team usa has won olympic gold and world cup gold in the past two years yet they still dont have a single member of the triple gold clubwhy is that?
Leafs are not taking it well
>>153633864is the wife cute?
Celebrini status?
>>153634242just give it time samirwe'll take everything from you eventuallyincluding your country
>>153634255Celebrini is not Celebrating.
>>153634263>Jack can't bite his medalkek
>>153634242I don't know what that means because I don't give a shit about any of these sports. Eat shit faggot.
>>153634250Literally having an existential crisis kwab
>>153634250
>team USA has to fly to Miami tomorrow instead of New York due to snowlol
>>153634250>2 full minutes of 5v3>can’t find the back of the net Where’s the domination? SOG? Yea ask the hurricanes how that’s working out for them.
>>153634242Tage Thompson is going to be the first.
>leafs rediscover national pride just in time to be brutally crushedYou love to see it
>>153634298Crunchy leaves.
>gets a cup before McMeme>gets a gold medal before McMeme
>>153633835>>153633814JEN
Corporate asked to find the differences between these two photos...
>>153634242fresh cope hot off the press
>>153634331Reddit
>>153634286there's a blizzard, so the gym closed early :(
Serious question, is this a social media thing or normies also dislike Canada? When this kind of stuff is all over social media and the WH and the president make 4chan tier posts, that shifts the Overton window and people start to unconsciously believe that you need to feel this way, too. It's the same kind of disdain we used to have towards the Soviet bloc or China. And now it is Canada, UK, and Western Europe in General. Fun times.
>>153634333>two goalies robbed
I had too much pizza and beer, I hate that I have work tommorow, fucking communist company can’t even celebrate America proper. Gg Canada
>>153634170He never had the makings of gold medal winner.
>>153634348they started it
>>153634298Team Israel wins again.
>>153634333He didn't even have the balls to accept the trophy.
>>153634286New York isn't a hockey town like other snowbelt cities
>>153634348They are just the punching bag of the month because of the curling thing now this.
>>153633979Me
>>153634348the most hateful rhetoric from both sides gets the most exposure. people online like to be upset. I wouldn't take it that seriously.
>>153634357I should have celebrated their win. I'll find a way to do that next week
The plane ride home for canada is gonna be quiet af
>>153634375kek look at this dude
>>153634348It's a testament to how stupid people are with how easily the leaders of both of our countries have turned us against one another.
>>153634331left won
AI is fucking useless so I’ll ask here who was on the ice for the golden goal? For both teams
btw parayko is not a good playerhe's shit, in fact
>>153634392Why? They won a medal at least
>>153634357I want to get plastered but with all the snow coming through overnight I really don't feel like clearing all that shit hungover.
>>153634137I'm both
>>153634387just drink a couple of beers pussy. People died waiting 46 years to see USA win gold dammit.
>>153634375Laurentian elites in this country are Israel dickgobling just as much as the Ameribros, don't fool yourself
I'm gay
>>153634417Devon Toews is worse
>>153633904Delete this
>>153634417I didn’t even know he existed until he was added to the four nations team. I wish gm’s wouldn’t be homers and add players on their teams just because they play on their nhl teams.
>>153634409megan keller, taylor heise, tessa janeckeclaire thompson, marie-philip poulin, emily clark
Mcdoofus legacy status?
>>153634444
>>153634417The entire defense corps was a travesty.
>if you google McDavid a silver olympic medal pops up in the cornerKWAB
>>153634421>won
>>153634450Wrong game
>Recession is upon us>We're more broke than fucking Alabama >Suicide rate is all time high cause of Maid>Bread and Circuses had collapsed
>>153634375Canada somehow sucks Israel, China, and Jeet dicks simultaneously. Sit this one out
>>153634452He officially has a reputation as a loser now
>>153633167CUTE!
>>153633904was he temporarily blind or sth?
>>153634409Dylan Larkin, Jack Hughes, Zack Werenski for the USAConnor McDavid, Nathan MacKinnon, Cale Makar for KWABnada
>>153634471We're playing both sides man.
>>153634452>oh wasn't he that like, really autistic guy who played back in the 20s and never won a cup?
>>153634417i always preferred his granddad semenko
I don't watch a ton of hockey and I know adrenaline is a powerful thing thing but it's fucking crazy to me how that dude just played, got the game winning goal, and is now partying with a bunch of broken teeth.
>>153634482>Nathan MacKinnon, Cale Makarkek
But all honesty folks, how the FUCK did KWABDavid win MVP?
>>153634481He was blinded by Hellebuyck's glory
>>153634281I must admit: kek
>>153634474I would gangbang her and give her a bukkake
>>153634482Thank you, the avs players really let Canada down lol.
>>153634485This is it.At least someone like Jumbo Joe had a personality people could latch onto, McDavid is like a robot programmed to lose.
Imagine you wanted a bad ass Transformer for Christmas but Santa brought you a stuffy.
Remember when Canaduh had a 2-man advantage for almost 2 minutes and they literally didn’t score? That was funny.
>>153633639Crosby resents those losers
>>153634507You got some multiplication powers or something?
>>153634433Word. Everyone everywhere understands how big deal this is and no one is going to hold anyone on account if someone is a bit sloppy at work after such huge victory. Life happens now.
Schaefer would have led Canada to gold
>>153634496Who votes on it? Stat padding against shit teams doesn’t mean you’re an mvp.
>>153634495softpusy poster....i kneel...
>>153634496he is really really fast and skates coast to coast a lot
>>153633661I refuse to believe that tweet is sincere
>>153634482>Connor McDavid, Nathan MacKinnon, Cale MakarWait, seriously? Wasn't this their most dangerous grouping?
>>153633110this punishment arc for mcdavid is getting insane, honestly i hope this guy does eventually get a cup before he snaps (and we all know it will be with an american team)
>>153634534I remember a guy...
>>153634491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-gx1SM4NWk
usually humiliation rituals are an entertainment industry/hollywood thing but holy shit the stuffed animal humiliation ritual is absolutely BRUTAL despite being so simple and innocent
Apologize
>>153634540Canada won't allow him to be on an American team
Apologize!
>>153634537Yes and every single one of them had an egregious defensive flub that directly played into the goal.
>>153634546>Congratulations on losing, here is your silver medal and complimentary stuffed stoat
>>153634558no need. I believed in Billy G all the way. fuck cuckfield and fuck robobitch.
I'm enjoying every moment of this Canadian humiliation ritual. We've needed this for a long time.
when does jason robertson get his gold medal?
At least we won Silver....more than I can say about Sweden ....
>>153634580Winning would have done a lot more good for the country
>sunbelters win stan lee cup >usa win skoda cup>usa win olympic gold and wimmins olympic golddang those state sponsored euthanasias are gonna go through the roof
>>153634580So true
>>153634546when i saw it after the women's game i thought i was on shrooms. Maybe they do it for every event but it only comes across so weird because they have to take so long handing out 25 of the things
>>153634546why the fuck did they have to give them stuffed animals right there on the ice? could they not have put them in a gift bag to be given later? lmao>you MUST take this now
>>153634588Retard
>>153634544Those dudes are just built different
>>153634110Again where are you, Kakko Binland lover?
>>153634596>no milly celebrating copeys cups againjen
>>153634599Every medalist gets one, yes
>>153634580>We've needed this for a long time.Why? What have we done to deserve this?
>>153634399does it ever get boring being such an obvious traitor?
>>153634546Imagine the amount of anger directed towards those cute little things in bouts of blind rage.
let's be honest, they should've left him at home
they called them the “greatest team ever assembled”, just think about it folks. sad!
>>153634629
I just looked up Canada's maid laws and now I'm sad :(
>>153634629Yeah
>>153633333HelleGOD
Silver is not bad Leafbros.
>>153634631ynr the 2011 Philadelphia Eagles
>>153634629clearly off his ped cycle
>>153634629Hes still playing hurt. I bet Florida shuts him down for the rest of the season.
>>153634640maid laws? ours is from the philippines. she's hot af
>>153634625You tell me mr "i was born in new england but have lived in australia for 20 years and consider myself australian". Fucking fag.
hellecyuck was the hero but don't forget jack hughes. he was everywhere tonight. best game of his life. and he was pushed off of the 4 nations team because he was too twinky. low-key jealous of /ourgirl/ tate ngl.
>>153634646holy grim have fun trying to sleep tonight nathan
>>153634599It's the olympics mascot it was handed to all the medalists. And then they had to take a selfie with some Samsung phone because sponsorships I guess
>>153633762meanwhile the american players all hung out in the tkachuk brothers room
>>153634657i can't tell you about another person, sorry
>>153634622>HAHAHAHAHA! WE CHEATED AT CURLING, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
>>153634637JEN
>>153634646whats he thinking in this moment?
>>153634651We're not gonna make the playoffs so its not like it matters.
No shit the usa won you guys have 10x the population
Reminder their future All-Star players is a Slovak, Russian, and American and have no French prospects down the pipeline which suppose to tell you the future of Canadian hockey looks grim.
>>153634591>canada population 41.5 million>sweden population 10.7 millionper capita sweden outperforms you sorry samir
>>153634392they'll all stare at their phones and not engage with each other
>>153634640yeah it could be wider i keep asking the doctor to put me on the list but being gravely retarded is not a criteriaeven if it makes my life a misery and ill certainly die from it
>>153634657that said, i thought he had dual citizenship? so i'm not sure what point you even thought you were making.
>>153634659He was everywhere the whole tournament, he was unbelievably good for someone who couldn't hack it in the Gary Invitational.
>>153634646This is how Nate has fun.
https://x.com/WilliamTurton/status/2025716894636929264My statesies :)The absolute state of my country :(
>>153634659>and he was pushed off of the 4 nations team because he was too twinky.ngl watching his interview after scoring the golden goal really changed my mind on him, that was a great interview and from the heart i am revoking his twink status and handing him his man card
>>153634626they've definitely been ripped apart
>>153634685I'm not samir. Unlike him, I hate this country.
>>153634675
>>153634692he's always been a regular season hero, but he finally performed on a big stage
>>153634622Lie, cheat, and betray its constituents
>>153634697>FBI Director celebrating in the locker roomThis is my favorite American sports tradition
>>153634667Because Chuds are cool.
>>153634697jeeze louise lol
>>153634647Kek
>>153634706Is that real?
Guys, how do I get a American gf? I can't stand living in this shithole for another second.
>>153634546>>153634567>>153634605>>153634626Don't know about any of you but I have trouble controlling my temper, I would've ripped the plushies right at the tunnel when going back to the locker room.
>>153634697Bro
>>153634546This??
>>153634629he played insanely well in the 2025 playoffs but now he's washed
>>153634659honestly pathetic that both of them got robbed of MVP
>>153634697imagine james comey doing this
Team USA should sell a shirt with the game winning play on it like the Canadians made after the 4 Nations.
>>153634738But it's so cute!
Please tell me this is fake
>>153634697He smol :)
>>153634756he looks so upset in a subtle way
>>153634736gay marriage is legal now, you can go that route
>>153634741Left is the look of someone that thought they deserved to win.Right is the look of someone that knows they themselves blew it.
>>153633835PERFECT
>>153634756humiliation ritual
>>153634784Saved
>>153634770...you know what, I might just do it.
>>153633814I can't ski. I can't snowboard. I definitely can't jump even a single axel. I think curling is a little bit harder than it looks. I could have scored here.
>>153634768He can finally enjoy his Olympic experience and create memories that will last a lifetime!
>>153634697Um coolest administration ever alert
>>153634756this is the type of humiliation footage i expect mossad has on world leaders
>>153634697Kash living his best life.
>>153634697just direct the fbi you stupid fuckwe literally pay him to do one thing and he barely does it
>>153634756kek
>>153634250The narcissism of canadians is an incredible thing to watch. They will be the first to call others full of themselves but they say shit like this without a hint of how pathetically self-centered it is.
>>153634792maybe he'll try consuming carbs
>>153634697>tfw no manlet jeet mascot to celebrate with
>>153634784how many of those were left on the floor or garbage of that locker room today?
>>153634756This is such a crock of shit, the plushies are totally sold out so I can't get one but this dickhead gets one for free and he hates it.
>>153634800He is! Canadians are a national security threat he’s keeping our bois safe
>>153634817almost all of them
>>153634747hughes was never in the running for mvp. there were only burgergoalie, who should have won, mcjesus and an outside argument for baby canada since mcjesus was secretly a fraud.>>153634784this needs to be a little longer to capture his full range of expression.
does hockey canada force gary to have another four nations tournament next year now?
>>153634828i like to think some of the older players brought them home for their kids. that would be nice.
>It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
>>153634546>>153634567>>153634599>>153634605They have done this before with a bunch of competitions but every time I've seen it they give the medal and the stuffed animal or whatever at the same time. The giving everyone a medal and then going back and giving everyone the stuffed animal shit is crazy.
if only he wouldve eaten more chickpeas
>>153634831everyone wants to watch the superior tournament format
>>153634470Why do only whites use MAID?
is it too late to laugh at canada
>>153634837tldr kwabkinnon
>>153634856nope
>>153634837is that from ratatouille?
How come deep-lying playmakers don't exist in hockey? Imagine combining this with a pacey ngubuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZ_EuE0Ks4
>>153634784Why didnt they do this?
I'm kicking the hornets nest by asking this, but what are bud thoughts on this? Did he make a tweet about the US winning?
>>153634856No and infact cane someone link me the game thread where it all happened? I cant find it for some reason
>>153634856No we have at least another 4 months, until they lose the Stanley Cup again. After that who knows what could happen.
>>153634856you have my permission to laugh
>>153634856its always the right time
MAID is trending #9 in Canada.
Back in whatever I accidentally messed up the award ceremony with the toys. You didn’t ask for it, but I’ll deliver anyway.
>>153634869Most nations consider sportsmanship to be an essential part of Olympic competition.
BUT IT WOULD NOT GO!
>>153634856pls stop
>>153634834Marchand gave it to his kids. Crosby threw it away
>>153634869Kaori is really ugly they should have sent a hotter chick.
>>153634869Imagine how happy the stoat designer was when they finally figured this out.
Need this framed
Just give Macklin the Hart already
everyone liked the chilli i made bro's
>>153634893Thank you Ukraine :)
>>153634893can you please get one of binnington specifically. him being the only one actually enjoying it and Wilson in the back SEETHING is hilarious.
>>153634917bro's what?
>>153634915he ate a donut a month ago in a moment of weakness. this is karmic justice for that
>>153634912
>>153634893>The head down "don't look at me">Eyes shift to the table of stuffed animals>Eyes go wide and his mouth drops open a bit knowing he needs to graciously accept it
>>153634546>the first thing you see when you just lost the gold match
>>153634893>Bunch of entitled cry-babies who think something was stolen from them.
>>153634893Thank you, I will donate $500 to the AFU
>>153634915
JEN
>>153634865that's the man in the arena speech, anon. it's from Airplane
>>153634912Is that a fucking weed leaf? The lighter grey.
>>153634629>>153634743No seriously have any of you here thought about the roster after the game? I don't understand why Marchand, Doughty, Stone are in the team they're all aged out. Their D core is filled literal who's like Sanheim, Harley and Parayko. This is the "stacked" team I keep hearing about?
Getting drunk and watching Patton
>>153634917congrats :)
>>153634912canada sweaters looked fucking awfulthis yeargay, modern trashusa had a nice retro lookI think that's what did it
>>153633080Why did he do it bros
>>153634938niggas got a labubu as a consolation prize
>>153634915>sour puss>sour gameSimple as
>>153634925>can you please get one of binnington specifically. him being the only one actually enjoying it and Wilson in the back SEETHING is hilarious.yeah i havent seen this yet where can i view
>>153634708well I'm sorry brother if I was in USA right now I would homo marry you so you could get a visa
>>153634961>DOES HE KNOW?
>>153634952In retrospect, there are a lot of question marks
>>153634952Warned you about Doughty bro
>>153634925muh quality full for now, wait for more
>>153634938He's so cute, how can you hate him?
>>153634952Harley was the most competent defenseman on team Canada and he’s literally American.
>>153634912He looks so happier after leaving Vancouver.
>>153634952But you had Crosby, MacKinnon, McDavid, Celebrini, and.....you had McDavid though! And Crosby!
>>153634646Seriously every miss like that must have something to do with who is in net. It is like a gravitational field that affects the shooter.
so we cuck canadians out of their players?
>>153634982thanks a ton :)
>>153634961Grown men pouting is amusing
>>153634925he does look very interested in it?
>>153634987Read my post again we were lacking in defense
now that the dust has settled, how do we feel about him?
>>153634958the secret is a splash of pepsi :)
>>153634470Everyone's economy is on life support. The US had negative GDP growth when AI data infrastructure is taken out. Who thinks shifting a major portion of your gdp to Ai data infrastructure is a great move? I have beachfront property in Barrie to sell you.
>>153634967Did he say FFS?
>>153635011He did the right thing.
>>153635001it was when they got the medals, not the plushies. Wilson is visibly angry at binningshit
>>153635011He saved hockey
>>153635011Would take that guy on my team any day
>>153634959black leaf for death
20 percent of NHL games are decided in OT 3 vs 3. Just saying.
>>153634925> binnington
>>153634856Nope
>>153634546L stoat
>>153634973If anyone would ask, I just say you're my roommate.
>>153635009I'm saying those four are the only reason people considered the team stacked. Nobody looked past them.Anyone that knew puck could have told you the team wasn't even close to being as stacked as the media made it out.
>>153635011love him
>>153635021If looks could kill
Congrats seppos, really enjoyed watching this sport. Now I need to go about picking an NHL team.
>>153635054JEN
>>153635038I've heard of pencil neck geeks before but never pencil head geek
>>153635062fuck off we're full
>>153635038i was told there was a clip of tom wilson giving binnington the death stare
>>153633080AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANI AM A REAL AMERICAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
Florida-born Jack Hughes
>>153635054Another gem
It's kind of telling when a majority of the work on "the most stacked team canada ever of all time" was done by a fucking teenager that hasn't even seen the playoffs yet.
STOATED.com
Will urinatingtree make a video about our loss?
>>153635051this guy's great-great-great x30 grandpa was drinking wine of out another man's skull someone in the balkans.
>>153635038>>153635069he looks like such a little goofball next to hitler's top guy
I don't care what his birth certificate says Tommy Willy is an All American boy
>>153635093canada isnt ready to hear this
>>153634925> Wilson
>>153634856No
>>153635094We won for Finland
>>153635073there is, it was just during the medal ceremony, not the plushie ceremony. >>153635054
Austin Matthews is my second most favorite Mexican after Nick Fuentes.
>>153635093it's reinforcing that the hart discussion shouldn't even be a discussion when he's doing everything virtually by himself compared to the supposed leaders.
>>153635104first mcdavid, then bennett. zadorov is based
>>153635110Why does he bow? Did he think he was getting another medal?
>>153635123>Nick FuentesThat guy is a closeted faggot.
>>153635094He knows what is coming.
I wish I was American. I wish I was a part of their culture, their heritage, all of it. I've read so much American WW2 history, I wish that could be me, I wish to praise the United States Marine Corps and have people actually get it.
>>153635123For me, it's Santana
>>153635089I actually semi felt for Binnington here. He was clearly uncomfortable and scared of making eye contact with anyone
>>153635134So? He is a patriot.
>>153635038FUCKS SAKEKEK
>>153635130We both know he's going to get fucked out of it by McMeme or some other stupid asshole that's the Canadian media's pet.
>>153635104Why the FUCK would you start shit with zadorov, especially as a manlet?
>>153635094>>153635114
>>153635151Still in love with your ex, catboi?
>>153635159mind if i share this with my facebook group?
>>153634697was his mossad handler wife there too?
>>153635011Patriot
>>153635156but of course. mvp means most points, after all. there's no existing award for that.
Imagine how many players are going to hungover/putting in minimum effort on Wednesday
>>153635189good
>>153635073this?
>>153635189I hope the softpusys are still reeling and seething come Thursday, plus they have buffalo the night before.
>>153635189Not this guy!
uh oh leafs stefania knows what you did to her beloved sport and she's not happy about it
>>153635202hahaha that's the one. Thanks buddy!
Man, you try to talk about the game anywhere else and it's just endless seethe from leafs and self hating americans.
>>153635202Wilson hates the guy
>>153635054Every frame from this video is fucking hilarious
>>153635202that must be it but i was expecting it to be worse. thank you
>>153635189My Duckies are playing the oilels on Wednesday so I'll get to see if McDavid is buck broken
Reminder that people in BC got up at 5 am to watch America win.
>>153635189My 32nd place in the league Nuckies first opponent out of the break is Hellebuyck. Hope we light him up the way Canada couldn't.
Why are they handing out stuffed animals?
>>153635206aves are going to collapse hard
>i came all this way to win a silver medal and a funko pop
>>153635221>THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
lets be honest, going from being on one of the worst teams in the league to winning a silver medal for your country and being a moment away from gold is a tremendous accomplishment. plus hes havin sex, more than a lot of y'all
>>153635226KWAB
>>153635257Worthless piece of shit had ONE good season and Hockey Canada has been sucking his dick ever since.
>>153635269>>153635269>>153635269NEW
>>153635238humiliation ritual
>>153635257>bikini tanlines with a low-as-fuck-cut dresswowzers.
>>153633762Exact repeat of Athens 2004 when the spoiled nba players on the USAmen’s basketball team opted out of the olympic village and instead spent the whole week on that Queen Mary cruise ship while it was docked in port.That men’s team went on to go get kwabbed and had to settle for the bronze that time instead of what should have been a guaranteed gold.Do leafs not study history?
>>153634409
