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>>153633926Fuck off.
>>153634003kek>we got food poisoning n'sheeeit
>>153634003CHEATER CHEATER PUMKIN EATERCheater never prosper and you didn't prosper AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
kek
Good morning all.Now that all the winter stuff is done, we can get to more important matters - - like baseball.
Van Lingle Mungo
Orlando Cespeda
I think the Mariners SUCK!!!
Doggies got a lead
>>153643875kys retard
dodgers
>>153634003KWAB
>>153634003FPBP
chadres
The kids are alright
>jason ruffcorn (AA)
>>153643884autism
Kizner is looking good as the backup catcher.
>Jason RuffcornSounds like a King of the Hill character
>>153633926at least i live in a democratic country
>>153643904first a literal garbage pail kid look-alike in Mike Shildt and now a fan?wtf is going on in san diego?
>>153643936Insahallah, not for long.
go go go
>call overturned
>>153643937PRRRRRRT
>>153643923says the dogcuck kek
My Mets won again today gn
>says the dogcuck kek
>>153643969eternally seething over a dog kekini
Kek gay fish
FACE THE WALL UMPIES!!
>>153643936good for you lad
>>153643976Nice job!
Fuck my boricua ass
eagle eyed Rushing
For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
>>153644123we heard you the last time
For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team.
>>153634003I think the blue jays SUCKS
>>153644123>>153644156>>153644159Sorry, can you repeat that?
>>153644177For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
okamoto is HIM
>>153644194looking like he belongs so far? give us a tl,dr hot take.
>>153634003What are you gonna do? Flick my stick up into your face and cry to the Canadian referee about it? Goof.
For him, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team.
>>153644275hit a straightaway NO DOUBTER earlier this afternoon.
My child will type sneed
>>153644307>>153644193>>153644159>>153644156>>153644123no… NO!!!
>>153643904Yuck
What? What did Jesus make?
Estrada pitched a gem
>>153644373The Chicano pitcher?
For me it's the Applebee's O-M-Cheeseburger, the best burger.
>>153644313good for him. I always feel bad for vets from other leagues who debut as busts. it's got to be absolutely brutal going back home.
>>153634003Fuck canada
Brock Rodden? More like. Rock Bottom!
>>153644373Just wait until it’s regular season
>>153644386kek
>>153644398bringing dem siq bantz doe
>rhylan thomasMets won that trade.
>>153644353Fuck off
check em
>>153644446FUCK
>poodre announcers don't know how a snow shovel worksglad to see they keep the same level of mental acuity in the press box as the dugout
I think the Mariners SUCK!!
>>153644446at least we got the chip
>>153644446
>>153644446-ACKSo embarrasing
>>153644446Nice. Very nice. Now check these dubs
hoped we could trade Ryan Ward but doesn't look like there's anything interesting there. minor league journeyman sadly.
>>153644446haha fuck you, doyer
>>153644418they thought they had it in the bag kek
Mariners look like shit
>>153644565Carlooooos
Any marlins fags looking forward to your Israel exhibition?
>>153644592Exhibit this bussy
>>153644565kinda sloppa desu. not much interesting viewing going on for either team.
>>153644624only in the Taint gallery
how much showboating has tatis done so far?
that was a great tournament and im glad i was here for it all with my frens in /hoc/
>>153644640Showboat this bussy
>>153644660Rasmus, PLEASE watch our sport
>>153644660/mlb/ <3 /hoc/
I like to have a good timeJoke a little, Toke a littleDrink a little wine
>>153644660based
>>153644704all the Stevie Miller songs I've heard annoy me
>>153644747Diamondarinerphilravegers bros…
>>153644747America mogs.
>Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
>>153644819you know very well no one gets hyped hearing it ever. it doesn't even matter that it's objectivity pretty quality. it got boring long, long ago.
>>153644808BASED
>>153644860>alligator lizards in the air>in the aaaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrrr
Finger eleven bussies
finger eleven is a great canadian band
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>>153644916they should have never change their name from the Rainbow Butt Monkeys
cubyalgeriners won that game
>finger eleven
I'm not really a Stranger Things fan.
doyers won :)
>>153633926>Jays fan>Canada fan>Whitecaps fanhow I have not committed suicide over the past few months I will never know.
i enjoy post-grunge, frankly
Rockies defeat the 3-0 White Sox on a walk off home run from Zac Veen.
>>153644905recognize America aged much better
>>153645009It went 469 feet. Longest home run of spring so far. The Rox aren't playing around.
>>153644982how do i get asian girls to like my favorite team?
>>153644905misunderstood the original meaning behind your post obv
>>153645045rice
>>153645035Oka hit one 453 feet today. I think he may be adapting well so far.
>>153644994Same. Shame Nickelback and 3DG ruined it. I wonder what they have in common
>>153645045be the mets
>>153644920went very deep into Broken Social Scene for a spell
>>153645009Zamn, Rockies won a game? We're UP!
>>153645072They extremely won one too. Someone post a webm of the walkoff home run. I think the ball went outside of the entire ballpark.
This is a post hardcore genny
FAGGets kek!
I'm rooting for Japan in the WBC.
>>153645110Based
>>153645110Retard
>>153645084cameraman lost sight of ithttps://nitter.net/Rockies/status/2026064712648245522#m
>>153645110boooo!
Based Broyals.
Based Broyals
>>153645110I'm rooting for the Czechs if their team is just milk men again
Based Broyals!
Broyals ain't gonna let a bro go undef eated!
broil this bussy
>>153645155Wow
>balk a run homeback to the single A mines for ye
How can you guys talk about sports at a time like this when Canada and Mexico are going through turmoil?
kek sewers
>>153645296we're doing fine, thank you.
>>153645296kek cantnada
>>153645247there have been a lot of balks lately, seems like one in every gameare the umpies protesting abs?
>>153645296I haven't paid any attention to the news in several weeks and it's been fucking glorious
Broyals
Atleast I’m not a fucking yuppie
>>153645355Broyals own ya, bitch
>>153645296Fuck canada
anyone have an image of what a broyal even looks like?
>>153645454
>USA only gets 1 start out of Skubal>versus Great Britain KWAB.
only doyerpacos care about spring training lmao
>>153645473one of my favorites
>>153645500Based flyoveriner
>>153645500>only doyerpacos are based
>>153645473Based broyal...based
>>153645066What a disgusting creature.
>>153645660>this didn't trigger meI'm making progress
....where is baseball?
>>153645840currently in arizona, florida, and dozens of college ballparks
>>153634003>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153645840Japanese sport
>>153645499What's the fucking point? Stay in camp you payday minded BUM.
guys i'm worried about these new pca pics.
kek scuba
Chadres won that game btw
>>153646019I wonder why he felt a need to shit on SoCal fans
God isn't real. Proof: >>153646123
>>153646019>>153646027Don't think cubbie maid has anything to fear from PCGay....
>>153646019>>153646027Primate Chimp Apestrong.
>>153646123Are the Poopoos getting another weeb night?
Nobody’s better than Mantle
>>153646252Many are saying this.
>>153646252from his time to now prime Mantle and prime Koufax are probably the ones I wish I could have watched the most.
>>153646279A lil Mickey San!A lil Mickey San! A lil Mickey San!
>>153646279looks more like Recker
>>153633926I*f he had RAN THROUGH to home he would have won and been safe. It's ALWAYS FASTER to continue runnning than slide.
>>153646252ever heard of joe carter?
>>153646279kek
>>153646336Stieb better
>>153646336>Джo Кapтeplol…LOL!!!
>>153646177what did he say?
>>153646288you saw prime mantle if you watched trout
>>153646433Michael??? My beloved???>>153646357
>Bozeman forced to retire>Chadres came back against broors>Triso cleared waiversWe are so back!
>>153646433Who is trout? I only watch during the postseason.
>>153646419it was from one of those on field nu media kind of interviews where he was asked about how he felt about Chicago. He started glazing the fanbase and basically said how they know ball and are a better class of people. it was completely unprompted also. He never struck me as very bright, but he may actually be much stupider than I thought.
>>153646515Vafainculo gabagool
>>153646532weird, dude's literally from socal. chicago sports fans are, i imagine, more diehard than socal fans, who have an earned fairweather reputation. maybe that's what he was getting at
>>153646297Too masculine.
>>1536443869/11 was an inside job
>>153646249go die in a fire
>>153645499>Detroit Tigers ace Tarik Skubal, the two-time defending American League Cy Young Award winner, said Monday that he'll make just one start for the United States in the World Baseball Classic.>"I'm trying to do both things -- trying to pitch for Team USA, but I understand the need to be here with these guys [Tigers] and get ready for the season," Skubal told reporters at spring training in Florida. "I think it's kind of the best of both worlds in that aspect, I get to look great against England but avoid Japan who im afraid of.">Skubal hinted that he'd be making his lone start in pool play, which begins for Team USA at Daikin Park in Houston with games against Brazil (March 6), Great Britain (March 7), Mexico (March 9) and Italy (March 10).
>>153646579probably, but it seems like common sense not to go there. hopefully it doesn't get a signal boost in the future and turn into something he has to readdress.
>>153646619a fucking bum
>>153646619skubal to the dodgers
>>153646639I think a lot of people played it off as generic "Yay our fans are great" speak that he misspoke while on auto pilot.
>>153646663yeah, but you know how it goes. it would suck if he had to deal with shit when he plays on the west coast. all it takes is one committed asshole to potentially turn it into something.
someone is going to set his parent's home on fire
PCA could alleviate this unfortunate drama by simply forcing a move to LA and becoming the Dodger's center fielder for the next decade
>>153646778cubgers ded :(
>>153646793nearly a century of cubgers destroyed by a zoomer ginger baka
>>153646778Finally someone says it.
>>153646812
>>153646829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEwLkbcDUoo
>>153646847>Los Angeles Wrigley Field had lights installed in 1938, 50 years before Chicago Wrigley
>>153646579He’s from socal but his dad is a transplant from the Chicago burbs. Apparently he used to root for the cardinals as a kid just to piss his dad off. I think he’s just an arrogant little shit that likes to stir the pot
>>153646847>The Los Angeles Angels were a minor league affiliate of the CubsNext time anyone asks why someone might be a fan of the Dodgers, Angels, and Cubs, tell them to eat a sweet penis and read a book
pete MINDFUCKED doggiedoos
>>153646874>used to root for the cardinals as a kid just to piss his dad offlol what a little ballsack
Reddit hates PCA so you guys have to like him that’s the rules
>>153646889AHHHHHH I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M NOT MINDFUCKED AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153646790it would heal a lot of wounds. make it happen.
my Metsies :)
>>153646900'no.'
doggies are just mad PCA reaches for the stars instead of taking the easy way out
>>153646778>>153646910what gives with the impudence
>>153646892I wouldn’t be surprised if he gave that quote to fuck with people back home
>>153646916I guess he's probably going to lean into playing a heel?
i was never cubgers. i love it when edman always homers off them. it's like he hates imanaga
>>153646934>His mom was the mom in the movie Little Big Leagueklenk pca is a hollywood nepobaby, methinks he doth protest too fuckin mucho cabronitos
>>153646977serious question: did his mom do any nudity? she looks like she showed titties in '89
notice how easy it is to get doggiedoos in a stir?
>>153646995It's because they're based.
>>153646954spammy is a bro. even with some trolling on the dl.
>>153647005i uh i unironocally have no idea who that is heh
Everytime Dodgers fans say they went back 2 back world series, I'll say.Yeah, in 7 games. ISHYGDTT
baskin roberts trust fund team
kek doyerpacos
if u ain't DODGERS then u mad gay
>>153647046damn bro, savage
Make skubal pitch his one game against almost anyone besides britain. Ideally save him for the championship game, what's the big deal
>>153647052you mean HoF bound baskin roberts?
Uh oh Spammy is mad over doyerchads who don't follow gay thread culture.
imagine being a doyerpaco
none of the dodgers players outside of Ohtani are really worth anything so MLB had to invent fake awards for a dog just because they needed to act like the Dodgers were getting all these other accolades
>>153647091i just don't see how this is an insult lmao
>>153647091kys dog simp
>>153647078ya'll need to do a lot more lurking before you have an inkling of an idea of what's going on here
>>153647078KWAB
>>153647113not him but no thanks ese
>>153647130be grateful we don't often eat the young here as much anymore
>>153647099the point is that nobody actually likes the dodgers, they only like ohtani and mlb had to create fake awards for his dog because they don't care enough about the other players
>>153647156holy cringe lmao
doggies should be glad it was only PCA talking shit, you don't wanna know what would happen if Clark was out for blood
>>153647078You are so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad
>Was going to make a "These were your MLB standings 100 years ago, thoughts?" post>Baseball reference now just mashes the MLB and Negro Leagues together in the "Major Leagues" page>You can pick just the AL nor NL but not the entire MLB for that year and filter the Negro teamsIm all for collecting records for the Negro leagues but you cant just do this, it looks fucking stupid cause of how many fewer games the negro leagues played. They dont even have the home and road records. Really fucks the pages up and they need to separate them. I mean the Negro League teams didn't even play the same amount of games, its a joke.
doyerpacos seething kek
>>153647177i rike PCA and still do, but i'm never going to be cubgers. i'd never support a chicago team in general
>>153647180heh
>>153647180lmao it's a good thing to not fall into cuck shit
>>153647184>Chicago AmericanI didn't know they were their own race?
>>153647213i hope i never make it there, baby
What did he mean by this?
>>153647224>my fans are better than theirswhat? you want him to say dodgerfans are better than his own? that'd be weird
>>153646995i'll stir you right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round
>>153647177I'd prefer he wasn't like that. I think the game is hard enough for most guys to be able to stay focused in on without stirring up a crowd. who knows, maybe that's what he'll thrive off of.
>>153647058if i'm white am i a doyerblanco
>>153647224>>153646778>They're paying attentionSo they know the Cubs fucking suck lol
newfags on the warpath
>>153647076He's too pwecious.
>>153647253i'm not a newfriend i've been on four can since 2024
>>153647253They already won after exposing how cringe the other side is. Whoever that is kek because I just post about baseball like the newfags do.
>>153647265battle stations are manned>>153647271you reply to pasta tho?
what did PCA mean by this?
>>153647311More like MeanCA
>>153647289To tell the thread how gay the other side is. They get really sensitive if a doyerpaco even makes a light joke and try derailing the thread. I'm a Red Sox fan who posts stats once in awhile and it's plain to see to a casial viewer.
>>153647180Got em! Kek!
>>153647322having trouble hocking precious medals today, are we?
I can't believe I'm defending doyerpacos, but they've done nothing wrong, but bitter cuck types shouldn't try derailing the thread because they got triggered by doyer Mexicans who are talking about baseball.
Don’t get doyerpacos started on why following Freddie Freeman’s every waking minute is gay.
>>153647351
>>153647358not following him is gayer
I b8ed the “you’re out of your element” pasta ama
you can be as gay as you want as long as you're not a fan of the mets. there's nothing gayer than that
>Armstrong reportedly has been mistaken for one of the actors who portray cavemen in a popular series of commercials for the automobile insurance provider GEICO, due to his hairstyle and facial hair resembling the makeup used for the caveman characters. Armstrong noted this misconception in an interview with Entertainment Weekly stating, "For the record, I am not the GEICO caveman."nice dad lol>He portrayed an AIDS patient in an episode of House in 2005.mfw
You're put on notice doyerpacos, Juan motherfucking Soto is coming for Ohtani's bussy
>>153647371fuck my ass?
>>153647387LET'S FUCKING DO IT, BABY
>>153647386PCGAY LAMO
>>153647387dominicans get uppity after an offseason without drug testing
>>153647351>they've done nothing wrongsource?
>>153647351kek seethe doyerpaco
how do I get a cute padres gf? pic related.
what da fuq???
>>153647387Metoyers got the hot hand
>>153647420you fags crack me up
Here's another thing about your bullies. They are in the spirit of competition >>153647400 instead of trying to use it as womanly drama-starters. Big difference in what kind of men do this lmao
>>153647429>40th round
>>153647429cubgers bros a love triangle threatens our union
BROYALS
>>153647387This kind of attitude is healthy for the sport and Ohtani would surely invite the challenge
>>153647449ngl. pretty fucking based.
>>153647441LET'S DO ITEVERYONE'S GOING DOWN
can you guys plese stop arguing and devote your energy towards something useful, like discovering whether or not pca''s mom showed her tits in a movie
F*ck you, Quinn. From a former diehard fan.Fuck you for partying with a pedo enabler/pedo himself. Fuck you for dropping a fat dookie on your mother's reputation for all the hard work that she did for your country's Olympic women's team, the one you so heartedly laughed at with Trump. Fuck you for taking a dookie on the market you now play for, the market that is most directly being affected by the administration you chuckle up to. Fuck you for not [being there when the bombshell was dropped on the team that you captained that you got traded](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1pod46x/michael_russo_says_hughes_found_out_the_trade_was/).And lastly, fuck you for not owning any of this. For shying away from the public eye when the pushback hits you for your terrible actions, instead of being a grown adult and standing by your beliefs - no matter how shitty they turned out to be. I hope you, and your family can live with your choices, and the alienation they may cause in the future. I hope you can live with that at least. Because if you can, you lost any fan that gives a remote shit about other people. Rant over.
>>153647470WHO?
>>153647470wrong thread cocksucker
>>153647470Sir this is /mlb/ and you are on /sp/, 4chan's sports board
>>153647470PFMA
update: im gay
>>153647468What if she was the cubbiemaid this whole time…Think about it.
My doggies doos are 3-0 in spring training. Hope and De Paula looked good to me. I wouldn't mind seeing some Zyhir Hope in the dog days of summer.
>>153646847My dad took me to that field in 61, I was 12. Angels vs Tigers. I was sitting behind an iron beam, I had to lean from side to side to follow the ball. But I didn’t think anything of it. lol. I treasured that day…
newfags losing steam....
>actually caring about spring trainingspring training is only for funny clips of plays you'd never see in the regular season like that cubbies triple play
>>1536468472 blocks away from my grandfather's house...was 5 years old and could hear the crowds from his house
>>153647537>>153647078>>153647014:)
>>153646847Long before the Dodgers came west, the St Louis Browns were all set to move to Los Angeles and use Wrigley Field in Los Angeles. The owners were going to vote to approve of the move during the winter meetings...on December 8, 1941. They obviously changed their minds believing that was not the right time to move to the west coast.
>>153647470I also just put a fat stinky shitpost in hoc
Shea stadium *blows smoke* now dat was the best days…
BROS IM SO EXCITED FOR THE WBC
>>153646847I got to go to a couple of games when the L.A. Angels of the PCL played there back in the mid 50's with my dad and uncle. I was around 5 or 6 years old. I think we saw the Angels play the Sacramento Bees and the Oakland Oaks. I also was able to see 2 games for the L.A. Angels as an American League expansion team in 1961. I saw them play against the Twins (which were also a new team after moving to Minneapolis from Washington DC as the old Senators) and the New York Yankees with my little league team. I remember the Homerun Derby TV series from Wrigley Field in the winter of 1960. I also have the 3 DVD set of the series. Wrigley Field was torn down in the late 60's and a parks and recreation facility was built there.
>>153647542It's one of the only times I check in on my team's minor leaguers.
>>153647584This but unironically
>>153647533probably needs more seasoning. there's more swing and miss at balls in the zone that concern a fair number of knowers. JDP is probably closer. Tibbs or Erhart will probably have a shot sooner. a lot of interesting of's in the system rn seemingly overnight.
>Conforto joined the CubsCubgers run this league frfr
>>153647552sounds awesome. must be a fond memory.
>>153647596>big home run apple not visiblemeh
>>153647596/our/ wooden bat giveaway nights
>>153647602i don't dislike cubs, but i'll NEVER be cubgers
>>153647533I wouldn't mind seeing you kys retard
>>153647614Still have two of those and a Yankees one as well.
>>153647623KEK emotional
>>153647427When the expansion Angels played their home games at Wrigley in 1961, there were 248 home runs hit there, a major league record that lasted until 271 were hit at Coors Field in 1996. While the distances down the foul lines and to center field wererespectable, it was only about 345 feet to the power alleys in left center and right center because the fences veered slightly towardthe infield rather than center. Almost twice as many home runs were hit at Wrigley in 1961 as any other American Leagueballpark.
>>153647596where I saw my one and only live MLB game kek
>>153647610
>>153647596shame it was empty most octobers
>>153647586thanks for taking the time to share. it's been a long time since I've read a post on here that harkens back to a different age. any memories of Rod Carew or Angels Nolan Ryan you're willing to share?
>>153647652Based kiwifren>>15364765519932014
>>153646778>from southern california >son of hollywood actors>grew up a dodgers fan and went to the gameshe's just angry he isn't a member of the hollywood ohtanis, he's such a diva lmao
>>153647631this is cool and interesting but did you manually insert the carriage returns when you copied this over from somewhere?
>>153647427go cubsgo angelscubgels
>>153647681x
>>153647630dog cuck kek
>>153647703snorting like a retard over here
mindfucked by a dog kek
>>153647755Fuckin lel! Zozzle even!
>>153647585same
>>153647596Shea Stadium great Bernard Gilkey.
he's still seething KEK
>>153646778The Cubs just don't have any attractive players that customers would want to take pictures with.
>>153647755would buy at a truck stop in Bloomington
>>153647818nailed it. keep bringing the heat.
The Chicago Pope Sox are playing my Mariners tomorrow!
that funky muncy
>>153647800For me it was legendary power hitting catcher Todd Hundley
Look back to the first timeYou caused harm to the ones you loveWe're all lying in waitTo redeem ourselves, to redeem our name
>>153647980Harm and redeem this bussy
>>153634003thanks, now I can close the thread
for me it's asking one LLM to game manage a custom simulation for two other LLMs
>>153648004My old manAlways saidYou out to be more tactfulFace your attacker
>>153647533the only think i want from spring training is for dalton rushing to catch fire so his trade value rises high enough to help "us" land kwan in a tradde
>0-4 to start I don't feel so good Brewers bros...
Broyals got me fucked up bruh!
>>153647978*dodger legend Todd Hundley
>>153647703i typed this manually after printing a copy from my local library's microfiche. i don't appreciate your sarcasm
>>153634003
>>153647755the "like" in dodger script goes kinda hard. not bad ai, not freakin bad
>>153647978can we all admit that hundley was a roidbaby
>>153648038no chance. Cleveland's front office is full of would-be extortionists. besides that, Kwan is worth far more to them than he is to the Dodgers.
>>153648087this is normal right
>>153648069appreciate this bussy
>>153648106post it and i might!
>>153648062Metoyers has historical precedent in the power hitting catcher department >>153648087>>153648103He undoubtedly was but he still cranked at 430+ foot dinger to straight away center in the first game I ever went to so you won’t get me to say a bad word about him.
>>153645304>>153645318Cubs OWN gaysconsin kek,,,!
>>153648087>>153648103no one really cares cause he's not in the hall. Brady Anderson and Luiz Gonzales are still the main ones that were the wtfs for me.
imagine wanting to fuck a dog lmao
>>153648138alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>153648120just catchers in general. Hundley, Piazza, LoDuca and kinda D'arnaud off the top of my head. I bet there's at least several more I don't remember or were from too long ago.
>>153648141
Philadelphia Phillies legend Orion Kerkering
>>153648138why would someone imagine that? you're sick.
>>153648177your average doyerzoophile does it on the daily
cubs couldn't do better than a minor league deal for Confortie?
dodger fans. worst fans.
>>153648169sry not my type
>see dog>immediately think about sex with dog>try to project that on to dodgerchadsautistic poodrepaco really is sick in the head
>>153648193why awaken the sleeping giant tho
>>153648193BASED GOONS
i wish my angels would sign her
>>153648196
I think the OG Angels poster may have been fake dane's new attempt at rebranding
>>153648226wait how the fuck did she hang back on that
Broyals make ya seeth?
>>153648196>>153648211same mentally ill poster kek
>>153648253inject that shit into my veins
>>153648124We swept you faggots last year.
>>153648264cubs won that game tho
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>153648264Kek who da FUCK cares Lmfao broyals own ya azz
The concentration of power in the central can no longer be ignored. Honestly?I’m terrified.
>watching highlights>kyle hurt>finally not hurtlike my first time seeing him
>>153648264Broyals own ya azz
>>153648264Broyals on ya ass
>>153648214M's are the giant. dodgers going down
>>153648294he flashed scary good before going down. let's hope this is his moment. Hurt and Vesia for 2 years of Dylan Floro. It's hard to remember him ever being a part of the team already.
The Craver could probably take down the Broyals if we're being honest with ourselves.
>>153648333The Gay Craver got used as ASS MEAT in the 2015 worlds eries!
Broyals is too flyover coded for my cosmopolitan sensibilities.
>>153648343newfag here. can you post more coherently for actual smart people to understand?
>>153648358wow. is this true??????? mods?
>testosterone laden posting going on>Faggot Mike ismiawhat happened to this place
4/5 the way to nu tho
>>153648408ok, i'm not...are we sure that guy knew he was on air? 7 after the hour, back afta this
look at him go !
Looks like my shit ass Angels lost again. Oh well. Another day, another prayer for Arte Moreno's death.
>>153648425Where the mink man?
>>153648307too much would need to happen between now and then for me to even think upon it. you guys are very good, though.
We got next
Oldfags MINDFUCKED by newfags
>>153648322kim or freeland at 2nd until edman comes back? i think freeland slight edge. kim just struck out on a bad pitch
>>153648442let's go to tony p on a mobile. tony p go ahead
>>153648471Mike! I turned myself into a pickle Mike!
You’ll never catch me hehe *drops towel and runs away*
>>153648479you WHAT? WHO LET THIS GUY ON DA AIR
I'm still going to watch the Cubgers movie tomorrow thoughbeit. >>153647470This /hoc/ crossover was a good idea.
>>153648485Collar this rat
>>153648468I want it to be Kim for the bat to ball, defense and speed but I also think it's Freeland. He looks quieter at the plate and draws walks. Kim's swinging strikeouts look as bad as anything I think I've ever seen.
my shit steady stay wonky. it's not fair.
>>153648544i done been saying this
collected an above average number of yous today. not a bad day's work. yes i am unemployed why do you ask
>>153648546doesn't matter. I may be a retard, but I feel like enough bros are willing to see me as a well-meaning one and cover my six when I'm found lacking.
>>153648549>uh, can you explain this gap here between 2022 and 2027?
>>153648549When will they monetize 4chan like twitter?
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/l/lacocpe01-bat.shtml
>>153648549Your wYOU+ is still solidly below league average at 89
>x(You)aa below shredder projectionsYIKES
wake me when there's baseball
I need it….
>>153648572kek
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/live/2LWy6-b6_dU?si=ctbrAZ2pIz8do3Hq
>>153648572Cubyals legend!!
fuck
my
shit up senpai
>>153648471tony p stands for Tony Pepper Ann (he took her last name)
>>153648765DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT WHO PEPPER ANN IS
>>153648765He never had the makings of being too cool for seventh grade
Just remembered I got a Dr Monsters appointment with Dr Monster
has there ever been a good fight in a spring training game?just watching the replay of mest jays and the pitcher hit two batters in the first innings
So are we done with the whole MLB team in Mexico thing or are there still people stupid enough to think an MLB team there would work?
>>153648911Gonna start chopping off the heads of the hydra sooner or later. People dying was always on the table
>>153648930>gonna *gotta
>>153648892it's happened but it's rare and I can't even remember anything specific
>>153648951haha thats crazy, I can totally imagine itthanks bro
>>153649018your question actually got me thinking about it quite a bit. I've watched hundreds of st games on tv and can't tell you about any single specific thing that ever happened. I've been to about 50 st games or so in person and remember many specific details as if they happened relatively recently. How memory works is truly perplexing and it's kind of fucking with me right now as I strain to remember a single thing from a st game I watched on tv in past years. It's literally a complete imageless void unlike old regular season games.
>>153648892>first inningsalmost, but we only say "innings" when we're talking about more than one, you would just say "first inning" here
>>153649131I'm not certain thats right
>>153649190Top and bottom are two halves that make up your hole inning iykwim
>>153649190It's not like cricket. One inning is singular in baseball.
>>153649219>>153649221can we find some sort of compromise here?
>>153649245kek they're right bro
>>153649245Yes I’ll be the top inning and you be the bottom inning and we will take er from there and see where we end up
We need a holeinning now more than ever
Doyers
>>153649256forget about it
cubs fans dont what?
hawk tuah on this bussy
>>153649506Uhm...
cubs fans MINDFUCKED the dodgers fans
Why do hockey stadiums have organs blasting?I heard it at the olympics, but they had almost muted the sound but it's such a lovely sound.
mindfuck this bussy
the chad mindless picture taker versus the virgin 30/30 PCA
>>153649741Why don’t you go ahead and illustrate that for the folks at home
daily reminder that your average doyerpaco fucks dogs
>>153649847Why don’t you go ahead and illustrate that for the folks at home
Fuck you ya bitch!
>new coach box dimensions to prevent sign stealing >toronto is suddenly a sub .500 team again
Good morning everyone.
>>153650063>APP
>>153649602The hockey stadiums are just imitating the baseball stadiums I reckon
Nu in a fu
Cubs won that game
Imagine being dumb
Gary Indiana
>>153650171Ok I imagerning it wat do now
The Cubs triumphed in that game
Bitxch
Cubs over left
Cubs stood over that nigga and shot his dreads off
Cubs blew Ohtani's head smoove off!
BREAKING: Nine-time All-Star Chris Sale and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a one-year, $27 million contract extension that includes a club option for $30 million in 2028, sources tell ESPN. Sale, 36, was set to hit free agency after this season but will remain in Atlanta.>t. Early Morning Peff
Cubs have the hot hand
Cubs making moves
Doggie bottom boys
Cubbiedoo ’em!
There’s barely any cellular data much less WiFi in the northeast. Expect a quiet genny today folks.
>>153650367My bad
I just want to congratulate the yankees in advance on their rousing 2-1 defeat of the buffalo bisons today.
why always cub ‘emand never cub me? ponder that one
>>153650388Don't you mindfuck me asshole, first and only warning
Colorado Rockies 2030 WS Champs or Alyssa Liu transitioning to a troon?
>>153650405cub me
>>153650441I could be cubbin ya right now and ya wouldn't even know it
>>153650449Ominous 500/mlb/ will return after these messages
I need to be mindfucked
>opening day roster>bisons o algo What’s with the excuses lately? Blue jays don’t have a team. Enjoy last place like every non-fluke year.
We need the anti-Canadian nu
>>153650473I got a couple bi sons for ya
>>153650477TROONronto kek!!!
Cub yourself!
Call us Blue Ginas
My excitement is Bulging for my Blue Ginas
Making nu (cooldown)
>>153650475Hey Alexa, playBi-centennial Nigger by Richard Pryor
>>153650542>>153650542>>153650542Non-east coastie nu
