Is she athlete of the year?
>>153635078When I first saw it, I thought they were braces
>>153635124because that’s what you wanted to see, Mr. Humbert Humbert
>>153635236kek
I got my teeth whitened for 1000 BRL
>Absolutely Astroturfedmanufactured for mutt simps
Not so fast Raccoonfu
>>153635734Hellebuyck was genuinely legendary. He carried the team on his back.
>>153635296>AstroturfedNot really, maybe you're not aware cuz you're a leaf but the national media had chosen Amber Glenn as their "golden girl". Literally daily hype packages for her in her the lead-up to Figure Skating eventsAlyssa becoming the over-night celebrity happened basically out of fucking nowhere, because initially literally no attention being paid her
>>153635789I still like Amber more because she's more normal and more American.
>>153635789Not him but this entire figure skating shit is an astroturf
She’s a racutie but I hate those ugly things
>>153635296>>153635789 (shill)It's the most blatant multi-board shillop since zuttgate(that one was fucking hilarious though ZBIH).
Brother they're not for you theyre for when she eats fellow skater muff
So I guess she just doesn't give blowjobs then?
>>153635078she's a back alley dumpster of the year for sure
>>153635078The american hockey player will need this thing to hold his teeth.
is it true her dad injected raccoon dna into the egg or some shit
>>153635078More like Skathlete
>>153635078she's the greatest human being to have ever lived.
>>153635777>HellebuyckHoly trips that's a very West-Flemish name. Ew.
>>153635789>all the white figure skaters on our team choked>even the ones who did paired events choked>the only one who didn't choke was the wmaf hapaReally gets the quaker oats flowin
>>153635078I remember these piercings being popular 15+ years ago in my art school, truly I am become boomer.
>>153644702it was accidental contamination(cia did it)
Is that a gum piercing?
>>153635078>athlete of the yearThat's not CM Punk
>>153644794The ice dancers didn't choke, they got robbed. They count as like 3/4 white.
>>153645702https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771598289475643.mp4
>>153645702yeah and apparently it causes receding gums. she might be alt and cool now but her shit will be fucked in a few years
>>153635078Hellebuyck is the reason the US won their first men's hockey gold in 46 years. His performance was all time greatness.
>>153644723She's so cute I want to fucking kill myself
America is on a dominating waifu wars run. Emma Watson's run was the only time America was really challenged in this
>>153645039she suffers from a(cute) raccoonitis
>>153646965There is no such thing as waifu wars and if there was the Koreans would be winning. Alysa’s face is just K-pop aesthetics achieved with genetics rather than surgery.
>>153635078How does athlete of the century sound? She is more influencential than Messi and Lebron, we have never seen anything like this
>>153644702Inject raccoon DNA into this bussy
>>153646893
>>153635296Who are you quoting?
>>153647246Eat shit weeb
>>153647246Kpop aesthetics? The fuck you talking about, Jerry? Alysa is an all-American e-girl. Her aesthetic is as American as apple pie. Don't go erasing our beautiful history of 2000s emo and scene girls.
>>153635078What are those
>>153649853piercing
>>153649853They are not for the male gaze. She is bisexual. It is for when she eats the muff of her fellow skaters.
>>153644794Are you a retarded
>>153635078If she lost the stupid piercing she’d be perfect. Hopefully that’s as far as she goes and she doesn’t decide to get a retarded tattoo.
>>153635078pls don't become a tendpls don't become a trend
>>153647465>>153647677>take Asian>make eyes bigger>make skin whiter>use Dremel on cheekbones and nose to make face less round and flatsearch your feelings. you know it to be true.
>>153635124She had them in Beijing
>>153649957She has a tramp stamp
>>153649962And you haven't seen her low back tats
>>153650012my yellow fever is bad bros, all three are very cute to me
>>153650105She’s basically white
>>153647246
>>153635296Yep. She looks like an ugly mutt
>>153651645Gay or contrarian? Call it
Nope, AotY is Jokic, again. If it's not him, it's Shohei
>>153651671>nooo you must simp for muh 5.5/10 muttfu
>>153651719The woman you posted is very beautiful as well.
>>153651897No shit she is a supermodel, not some ugly mutt
>>153651936Alysa is more beautyful in my eyes
>>153651936Again bro, you're either gay or just a ragebaiting contrarian. It doesn't make sense for a straight man to call Alysa ugly. And even if you somehow think she is ugly, you still gotta admire her personality.
>>153649957>she doesn't know
>>153652067is that a tramp stamp?
>>153652115Yes. She has an OF
>>153652115More looks like a butterfly but it goes on her ass. I think she kinda regreted it though
>>153652115No, that's disrespectful. It's called a lower back tattoo. I bet you call beauty strands "slut strands" too.
>>153635078xhe is rancid skank of the year
>>153652010 She looks mid at best. Her mutt genome is dysgenic. You are probably giga ugly to find her attractive. I don't know anything about her personality maybe it's cute and feminine that's cool
>>153651947Dios mio. I feel bad for you
Alysa has both an inner and outer beauty
Guys, she is a cleaned-up version of that slutty waitress in The Wire. There is nothing wrong with that, but stop pretending she's something more. You are more embarrassing than those Britbong Emma simps.
>>153653162
Tired of silicon valley eurasianists pushing the hapa vat children. Fuck your dream world of universal technoslavery and biogolem masses.
>>153652773This. American culture is centered around...
>>153652877Hmm why is it dysgenic and aren't you a slav? Doesn't make sense to be talking eugenics when you would be deemed an undesirable by most proponents of said science.
>>153653162nigga she won olympic gold in figure skating
Everyone ITT will probably hate me for saying it, as i do myself. But seeing a girl a year younger than me, stunning, kind, hard-working, intelligent,but, most notably, priviliged, with a kind and loving family, friends, a good education and stable background, is just making me wonder what the point is. I try so hard every day to make things work and stay positive, but it kind of just feels like it isn't meant to be. My life has been a series of tragedies, none of which i could of done anything about, and i can see more on their way. I can try to create oppurtnities for myself, but being trans it's always going to take 100x the effort and extra struggle for a fraction of the reward.. And i probably still won't be happy anyway.I'm so jealous of her that it's making me want to kill myself. And im despicible for saying this. the woman is fantastic, and i am not insinuating here that she is at all at fault, because she isnt. It just makes me look out at the world and wonder why i, of all people, am actualy trying. I could more than match her efforts and still not achieve anything notable, bbecause i don't have the foundations or the support system. with people like Alysa inspiring the nation, what use is someone like me?
>>153644723such a cute girl
>>153652912snuggly coon
The mods can't evict /alysa/
>>153647246youre waifu a shit
>>153654127You’re perfect just the way you are
>>153654127life simply sucks for most people, most of the time, you can cope with religion or whatever, but in reality we are here alone by random chance and will soon be gone anyway so it really is a waste to cut it short, try to make the best with what you have, you never know what might happeni mean if we look at Alysa she never planned to skate again after retiring in 2022 yet here we are
>>153651936Attainability is part of the appeal.
jannies deleting any positive coon threads
>>153655590The jannies cannot stifle my love for her!
>tfw no more espn the body issue to showcase our greatest olympic athletes
Serious question. Why do tranny jannies keep deleting her threads? I mean, she's hardly the first girl /sp/ has simped for endlessly.
>>153655650because figure skating generals used to be a thing for awhile and it quickly turned into pedo posting
>>153655650deleting highly popular coon threads while they leave up more than 5 barely used threads of that disgusting toothless hockey player in the catalog
>>153652145>I think she kinda regreted it thoughI also assumed as much desu, she's never shown it apart from that one photo (and we know she loves showing off her piercing) and I don't think it's new, probably got it during her retired YOLO phase.
>>153655706/alysa/ isn't pedo posting though
>>153655896Correct. She's wife-posting.
>>153655896agreed, let us simp in peace
racoon mogs
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