Quinn Hughes Edition >>153635269
Why don’t know anything about Crosby’s injury yet?
>>153636790excellent post
they call him the most breedable player of 2026
What did he mean by "going through stuff"? raped?
mfw the good Minnesota boy otter got a gold for just hanging out, while robitch sat on his couch watch as tears squeezed out of his "eyes"
could (you) have saved the jack hughes goal?
>>153636798terminal ligma
>>153636808not me personally but i know a guy
i am tired
>>153636804>>153636805>>153636808why are they still allowed to post?
they better compensate goudas real good for taking out sid
>>153636819I took a two hour long nap
Could Trump send a non-Indian member of his cabinet to the lock room? Bundi?
>>153636821because the tranny is a tranny
>>153636817>Oilers goaltending Better to put in a cutout than that
>>153636827based
>>153636798I want the full list of all injuries sustained
>>153636827i had to go to work right after the game :(
>>153636801Marchand wasn’t even elite until his late 20s. It was kind of surprising because he was a dirty piece of shit rat. His play fell off a cliff last year but he made up for it in the playoffs.
>>153636817is this the zamboni driver from toronto?
at least they got that cool plushie
>>153636838i took a day off
Um bros….?
>>153636846Time to bust out another place setting
>>153636851>>153636838You guys have jobs?
jon cooper and friends should scout the local hockey scene in pakistan for some puck moving bull so marner can stay dry next 4naysh
>>153636862jen
Will the USA women's hockey dikes take one for the team and let the USA men's hockey bulls breed them to create the next generation of American gold medalist hokkei players?
>>153636853He was possessed by the spirit of /hoc/
>>153636864i work in construction and you don't?
>>153636865I saw that onhockey.tv
>>153636838sorry bro. I have to wage tomorrow
>>153636798It’s significant enough to miss the gold medal game. For comparison, Jack Hughes had his teeth and lips smashed and never left the game. If that was an NHL game he would have left the ice. Crosby’s injury is probably significant.
Should gurein keep his job as U.S. general manager?
>>153636885it's time for retirement
>>153636885Players lose teeth all the time and don’t leave the game what are you talking about?
>>153636788Imagine basically just losing to Michigan Lmao get rekt canada
>>153636853>caught an eastern european being homophobic That implies he was trying to hide it
>>153636873god that would be based
>>153636893why wasn't helle this locked in when jets went into playoffs?
>>153636885crosby had a botched colonoscopy.
>>153636885This nigga would leave the game over a broken nailKWAB
>>153636898I'm not surprised at all
>>153636886If I were American I wouldn't be too thrilled with this roster specifically with the Canada game and the Sweden game. Actually we were all this close to watching Finland and Sweden play for gold.
>>153636904He had better moral support
>>153636865I heard the Oilers are scouting Tendiejeet at this very moment
>>153636904>when jetsthat's why
>>153636808Yeah, probably, but I would have let in 10 goals before that
this canadian team reminded me of the swedish team, neither seemed cohesive or fired upthe usa team on the other hand was like a better version of the finnish team - cohesive and very team oriented
>>153636920cute :3
I wonder what he's up to
>>153636917That’s what I’m thinking, USA should have beat Canada pretty easy but instead got dominated most of the game.
>>153636917i thought the roster was good enough but the coaching and subsequent parking of bus was atrociouswe tried are hardest to lose today
>>153636853>cocksuckerhow is that a slur every woman i've been with sucked cock
>>153636931>bloody benchod
Bedard probably would have made the team if he didn’t get injuried. Also I doubt that Canada would have spent two young players who don’t have any experience in big games to the Olympics anyways.
>>153636839I wonder if the Bruins expected him to go on that playoffs run
>>153636886Fuck no we got dominated for 59 minutes. It should have been a 5-1 embarrassment
>>153636931gay bar>>153636936our* whoops
>>153636892They go to the locker room though to get patched up. Hughes was out there the next shift still bleeding. My point is you play through the injury for these types of games and if you don’t then the injury must be bad. Crosby is very old for an NHLer. He’s still good and he still helps carry his team but if hockey careers were human lifespans, he could drop dead at any time. He’s fucking old. He’s ancient.
>>153636946they weren't going to send him to a bad team
>>153636853>BTFOs Crosby and the alphabet soup freaksBased
>>153636839He was a 28 goal scorer at age 23 had 11 goals in the playoffs in 2011 at 22 that’s not shabby at all
Crosby got hurt in the 2009 game 7 of the Stanley cup finals and missed most of the game but the Penguins still won. What excuse does Canada have?
>>153636926The Swedes never jelled together like they should have which wasn't helped by god awful coaching.The Canadians didn't need to jell to succeed, they had enough top end talent to carry them regardless of how well the team aspect came together. Problem is when that top end talent screws the pooch there's nobody to back them up, just look at that fucking Three Stooges routine Mc, Mac, and Mak put on during OT.
>>153636853heh philadelphia sends their regardsonce a flyer, always a flyer
An hour and 20 minutes until I can be antisemitic again.
>>153636931Am I blind or does this guy look way more Lebanese than Indian
>>153636893Wasn’t there like 6 players from Michigan? To be fair the Hughes brothers are “adopted” Michiganders but they live in Michigan during the off season
>>153636962MAF >>> Binnington
>>153636963>Three Stooges routinekek
A coach like Jay Woodcroft would have had Canada scoring 4 goals a period. Canada's dweebiness gets cancelled out when a pyschopathic war general takes control. Facts.
>>153636972Chuds don't know the difference
>>153636972>saaaaaaaar he is arab
>>153636963yeah, pretty muchthe finns should've won their game vs canada and gotten the silverusa and finland were the best teams
that's what you get
>>153636926Sverige was fucked by injuries before the Olympics even began
missed opportunity for a wacky nametag>>153636972definitely knows his way around a kebab shop
Who played for Crosby since he was out?
>>153636963Having no chemistry is what almost sunk us in the Summit Series and 2002 and what did sink us in 2006. chemistry is so unbelievably important it’s such an invaluable leg up. If you’re throwing out just good players on a line with no identity you basically just get 3 guys fumbling around unsure of themselves or what to do. You need an F1 on the forecheck and not every superstar wants to bang n crash
How the fuck did we win that game
>>153636893michigan is basically greater ontario, so shut the fuck up. all the hughes boys developed in the GTHL
>>153636972you are all the same
>>153636977Glad my Duckies have him and Q behind the bench.
>>153636992these are worse
>>153637003>Greater OntarioI've never met a person from Windsor who cheers for the Wings
>>153636998Who else? Gaykid.
>>153636992half the roster wouldn't even be fit to wash his jockstrap
>>153636955He didn’t repeat it though until his late 20s when he became elite. I’m not downplaying that he became elite. He also trained with Crosby in the off season. Every elite player who sticks around too long becomes washed. It’s just a natural cycle of life. Compared to team USA, Canada just had too many uncs and it’s part of the reason they lost
>>153636893Michigan and Massachusetts. Also, Matthew and Brady Tkachuk are the sons of Keith Tkachuk who is from the northern suburbs of Boston. I was a neighbor of their family growing up and they're typical blue collar Massachusetts people, accent and all.
>>153636853This man contributed to the US winning gold more than any American player not named Hellebuyck
>>153637011I mean who was added in. Mcgaykid was playing anyways.
>>153637002Washington's B-Day, 1980 anni, and USA's 250th all came together in divine providence
>>153637007Bedard is a bustList disregarded
>>153637019>Brady Tkachuk went to universityFunny joke.
>>153636798Doughty had 0 shots on goal0 game impactwhat the fuck was he even doing there?
uh oh the fujoshits are threatening to boycott the hughes sisters
>>153636974several others did development in MI
>>153637032A Jew does not simply refuse King Goy
>>153637032Wait, there are foids who actually ship NHL players?
wait, one more thing before i go to bed, has anyone made a bridesMAID joke yet?
>>153637007>>153637012do the coaches even watch hockey
>>153637026Bedard is actually a winning player so I understand why some faggot leaves didn’t want him on the team. Enjoy the silver for the next four years little bitch
>>153637009There’s a bar in london ontario that’s dedicated to the detroit tigers I always go and piss on the seats
>>153637023sam bennett
>>153636962Oh you mean the game where they had 6 players on the ice for over a minute and no penalty called for it? Gary did everything to make sure the Penguins won. He was furious in 2008 despite making every attempt to gift them the W
>canada lost the gmgI beg to differ.
>>153637037Growing by the hour after Gary dropped his new propaganda piece
lmao
Are these fucking captchas AI generated slop? Some of them have 0 matches
>>153637057IQ issue
Canada wins if they put Schaefer and Bedard in over Doughty and Hagel btw
>>153637002The writing was on the wall after the MacKinnon miss and hellys paddle prayer save
>>153637056Kek
>>153637057they all have matches. they're shitty yes, but they get a lot easier once you've completed a few.
>>153637037anon where have you been, hockey slash is one of the ancient textsbut these are probably just fans. quinn isn't shipped and jack has the famous yaoi wall at his arena but has fallen out of fashion.
>>153636999>You need an F1 on the forecheck and not every superstar wants to bang n crashThe entire top 6 was checking averse, they've always had someone else do the dirty work for them. You can't rely on Makar carrying the puck in deep every single play.I need to give credit to Guerin despite shitting on his decision making for months, he made a heavy checking team and they checked heavily.
>>153637050>homesick>indian food
>>153637037Yes and they will inherit this place
>>153637037Some literal fag hockey slop just dropped on HBO and foids are eating it up. I've had gfs/wives of friends who have never had any interest in hockey ask if I watch and tell me how much they love it because they know I'm a big hockey fan.
>>153636962Max Talbot was a Canadian/Rust Belt hero for about a week
>>153637045Oh
>>153637057>he doesnt know
>>153637003Literally no one thinks that. There is a large commuter group of Leafs to metro detroit from windsor mainly nurses 40% more than at a leaf hospital. Michiganders go to drink underage in ontario, and fish but that's usually north of WaWa. Delicious Cope though
>>153637043>Blackhawks >Winning
what did trump post on his truth social account about the win?
>>153637069Tom wilson was on the top line basically all tournament what are you talking about
>>153637064They thought they were good enough to have their little gay leaf passive aggressive political hockey cliques and still win. They got burned. Good, fuck them.
Skinner would have shutout team USA
>>153637063No, there was legitimately no match two times today. It wasn’t because they changed the shape and angle or distorted it, the usual reasons it appears there was no match. There was legit no match. They’re using some sort of AI thing
remember when Canada said that putting a geriatric Drew Doughty on their roster was a good move because of a cup and medal he won from over a decade ago?
Was hellebuycks save better than holtbys against vegas?
>>153637087He was a floater more than anything because Cooper realized really fucking quick he wasn't getting any sort of physical play out of McDavid, MacKinnon, Celebrini, Marner, or Suzuki. It was all offloaded to him.
>>153637096pittsburgh skinner or edmonton skinner?
>>153637080>canada >winning
>>153637056>Patel just slamming caronas while he is one the phone with the president JFC Vallaha warrior tier
>>153637070thatsthejoke.jpeg
>>153637044I went to marlies game once for part of a bachelor party, just before the coof. 99.9% white people there. Look at the jumbotron, They dressed some negro in mapleleaf gear and lectured the fans every 15 minutes to behave or be kicked. Then the youth hockey paegant thing, they found the only minority a female chang and gave her some award. The whole thing was some sort of Bizarre humiliation ritual, I've never seen anything quite like it.
>>153637067>>153637078I do know. I’ve been using the low IQ test captchas here for weeks now. And though it sometimes appears there is no match there always was but today is the first time there was no match at all more than once on a unique simple shape that’s easy to spot. Just watch, keep posting
>>153637081Very sad he took the high ground here he would have been calling it the 51st state last year.
The women's hockey game was for the ownership of greenland. The men's hockey game was for the ownership of canada.
>>153636977>>153637005what was his deal in that battle of alberta series anyways
>>153637106He’s the nex-ACK! Give me France!
>>153637081He was very tame this time around. I knew he wasn't gonna make a big deal after he didn't shit talk Denmark
>>153637108>you suck McDavid!
>>153637114well don't hold your breath, i am sure he will reference the win a few more times
>>153637117who should of russia played for ukraine?
>1991>2014
I love that Trump is just glazing the goalie
>>153637031Team Canada had too many washed uncs. He had no business being there
>leave one of your best forwards at home>can’t score goals>loseYou doubted The Curse?
>>153637132finland
>>153637038I think you are the first anonrun with it
i cope by flooding fb marketplace with counterfeit oilers merchandise
>Does literally nothing all tournament>But shows up in a shitty 5v3 forced by the refs and saves team USAdare I say, was Guerin playing 7D checkers?
I'll have to redo this one now
>>153637142You guys left Robertson and Caufield home thoughever
>>153637142I never doubted The Curse
>>153637096Can you still get a skinner dinner?
>>153637072They're calling you a fag.
>bedard after being told canada lost without him
>>153637159>CaufieldGuerin wanted all-Americans like the Hughes brothers and the Mutant brothers, not a leaf-mutt hybrid.
>>153636853>The mic picks up the Czech using a slur while protesting a 2-minute penalty for roughing against Brandon Hagel. “Get off your f**king knees, you f**king c**ksucker!” seems to be heard. The slur is clearly part of his rant.holy based
leafs down bad
>>153637159team USA left out Hutson also. They could've easily had more talent and chose not to. Canada should be more furious, they handicapped themselves with their picks.
>>153637141true, management nostalgiamaxxed way too hard with that pick
I'll be surprised if an Israeli minister doesn't take credit tomorrow
>>153637155KEK
>>153637159robertson isnt american
>>153636993true, but with the coaching, i doubt it'd made much difference
>>153637178>Hutsonalso Canadian
>>153637155Fucking kek
Is it true the best american players are leadheads?
>>153637180>nostalgiamaxxing instead of twunkmaxxingone of the classic blunders
>>153637177KWAB
>>153636798Sprained vagina.
>>153637178Canada's hockey feels like the current legball meta; fast ngubus who only know how to score by themselves
>>153637181 It’s kinda based that he’s half jewish and did so well because Jews aren’t good at sports
>>153637152it's safe to say he has finally freed himself from the miasma he has been under ever since that day at the local pumpkin patch in vancouver
>half jewish
Jack "O Lantern" Hughes amirite
>>153637190Harley is born in America yet he plays for Canada
>>153637072kekthere's always been whores in hockey, but they were their own breed, not these mainstream slop whores
>>153637212What a fag
>>153637020so did mackinnon
>>153637185he's more american than i am canadian but here i am in your thread
>>153637057captcha has been and always will be about training AI
>>153637205>It’s kinda based that he’s half jewish and did so well because Jews aren’t good at sportsit's always the mixed onesused to have some in boxing in the old days
>>153637018I don’t even know if you can play the blame game. Everytime canada loses internationally it turns into a referendum and every decision is analyzed to the point of absurdity. People expect a coronation and not a competition. You can piss and moan about like sam bennett or marchand or toews having a shitty game but really at the end of the day that game’s not won or lost by your 13th forward. It’s annoying to admit but Hellybuyck did his job got the game to overtime and 3 on 3 is basically a coinflip because when you give superstars time and space 1 shot is all you need and Hughes was the guy to take it and he fucking ripped it. It’s not fuckin 1972 anymore it’s not just Canada and the Soviets anymore. Czechs, Americans, Swedes etc can all take gold in this tournament if you swap bodies and bring a Schaffer or Bedard this game is still a close war of a game
>>153637142That's the fucking problem with Team Canada. They focused too much on the offense while they have no depth on defense, it's like they randomly called up couple Canadian defensemen and called it a day.
The NHL is the only thing which matters in hockey
>>153637262If you kill your enemies, they win.
>>153637262olympics ended go away
JT Miller and Quinn Hughes are now Olympic gold medalists and Pettershit the one that forced them out of town no medal at all
>>153637247its just two really good nations and team USA got the break in the end. that's how the cookie crumbles. team canada had every chance to win it, but it took that one opportunity for the americans to strike. Binnington was cold. That's the worst thing in a game where you have everything clicking.
>>153637272mckenna with evander kane as his veteran mentor will save your poverty franchise
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
No seriously which pairing would be a bigger threat on the defense in future, Makar/Schaefer or Hutson/Hughes ?
Now we gotta wait at least 4 years for the Habs restore Canada's honour...
>>153637283i'm sure the oilers will make a desperation trade for kane so throw that idea out
>>153637286Hutson/Hughes.
>>153637286makar thinks he's too good to be a defenseman he'll never be a threat again
>>153637289It's gonna be a long four years buddy
>>153637286me/you
>>153637303Oh well, Stan-Lee and Olympic Gold! :)
>>153637289>tfw Guy Lafleur's record will be broken by a Russian in the near future.
>>153637273If the shoe is on the other foot Americans are upset about bringing somebody over Jason Robertson
>>153637289I predict the curse will end sometime around 2040
>>153637310Demidov is allergic to shooting THOUGH
>>153637310What record could guy lafleur still possibly hold in 2026
Do hockey fans listen to Spittin Chiclets or is it seen as chudslop?
>>153637317Pretty much. Team USA was dying to get anything done and they were dead almost until that bennett high stick.
>>153637331I used to but I don't have time to listen to podcasts anymore
>>153637331aren't they oilerfags
everyone talks about mcdavid trying to play hero but makar whiffed on the puck and mackinnon just sorta gave up
>>153637286Hutson and Hughes for sure, Makar's brain shuts off too often anymore because of all the head trauma.
>>153637327He still holds the most points per season for Canadiens, 136.
>>153637331they get good guests you don't see anywhere else, and also since it's outside of gary's media empire the players are allowed to be something other than a corporate robotif you like watching golf, the golf videos with nhl players is cool too
>>153637331yeahits fun to hear stories
I'm so glad Can'tnadians got humbled. I've been tell you faggots for a year you got lucky in the all star game
>>153637331It's good for stuff like this and some of the guys aren't even chuds, it's just long and boring, probably fine if you have a listen to podcasts all day job
mackinnon needs his guts re-arranged
will America care about hockey now that they won the mickey mouse exhibition match
>>153637331Numale slop if anything
>>153637247why is annoying to admitcant you turn the bitchmode off for once
>>153637366
>>153637366Got sick of the German VPN, huh
>man bets on america watching hockey>losescan't make this shit up
>>153637376this is ancient news, nobody cares
>>153637339They were at the end of a shift and McDavid is probably the only guy in the league who has that kind of motor to keep going. It’s going to sound like more of the sour grapes you’ve likely heard all day but that’s why 3 on 3 in these big games are so unsatisfying it just turns into who’s better at making line changes. Honestly Gary just had the justification for the World Cup of Hockey fall into his lap now players are finally going to take his stupid meme tournament with a stupid flowerpot trophy seriously since they’ll get an international tourney with NHL rules and fighting
why didn't canadians riot? do they even care about hockey anymore?
>>153637331nah...hate that shitthe golf is the only thing i enjoyed...steve avery golfing was kind of funny.. but i can't even be bothered watching that anymore
>>153637376You’re a month late faggot
>>153637384sean avery.... holy shit, i always say steve
>>153637383If we were btfo I'd be angrier and maybe throw some stuff in the garage
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/samir/what am i looking at
>>153637362its been amusing to watch the general sport watching public become aware of him being a tool
bud's national team 1. he just keep winning
>>153637391trb won...
>>153637362what a regular ol' dirty birdy
Will G turn all this attention into durable gains?
>>153637399>trb>wonhe voluntarily renamed himself trb?
LMAO McDavid was given the MVP again
>>153637390dudes that get irrationally angry at hockey games always irritate me. when gretzky high sticked doug gilmour and scored the OT winner to put the leafs out a friend of mine I was watching the game with almost put his foot through my moms coffee table and everytime I see the dent he put into it I get a little irritated
>>153637402a jew only ever thinks in the short term
its a shame that McDavid cant win anything without it being handed to him
international hockey is way funnier than nhl. sucks we gotta wait 2 years for the next tournament
Heiskanen > Makar
>>153637402He’ll find a way to squander this golden opportunity yet again
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/trb/idgi
>>153637408that was just some colour from me I'd probably just yell a bit
>>153637413I feel like this season in particular has been more boring than most for whatever reason
literally all the games are shit until the playoffs. nothing will compare to that level of hockey
>>153637383Quarter of the population are jeets now
I know nothing about trb other than he's an old boomer, possibly physically disabled, and hates Canada. what team does he even like?
Now that the olympics are done we can go back to Flameposting?
>>153637411What are you talking about? He won all the challenges in the last All-Star game.
You cannot tell me that playoff hockey is better when i'm forced to watch the "hurricanes get their ass whooped by the Atlantic" invitational in May
>>153637411mcdavid and celebrini asked for help coop gave them janitors and baristas
>>153637429xhe has crohn's disease kwab
>>153637428rioting jeets would actually be pretty cool
I can't help but feel with all the shit happening recently that this will probably be the last winter Olympics 4chan will ever see.
>>153637421I must say it was excellent colour work you might as well be harry neale
>>153637451this website has been collapsing either way, enjoy it while it lasts
now that 1980 posting is dead do Canadians have anything left?
>>153637436Jen
>>153637452You mean that?
>>153637451I'll be here til the day it shuts down shit talking you Can'tnadians for losing
>>153637465Would I ever lie to you
people will argue and say this is better than olympic hockey
>>153637457
which muzzie country is samir from
>>153637451>with all the shit happening recentlyqrd?
>>153637468Never
retards have been predicting 4chan's demise for over 10 years. it makes ad money so it's not going away
>>153637478What rock are you living under man
>>153637487this site got hacked by sharty and was down for like 2 weeks. now is the prefect time to predict the final collapse
>>153637192lead made rome great
>>153637457Whys it always gotta be a shitflinging competition
>>153637501its all anyone on this site has
>>153637501I dunno, you're the one that lives with a bunch of Indians. You're the shitflinging expert.
will /hoc/ be back to normal tomorrow or should I give it a few days?
Where's that faggot that always posts 4 Nations clips? Mighty quiet today for some reason
>>153637478Your privacy is at risk now since governments are gonna force you to give up your ID to use....anything on the web.>>153637487The government will have this site shut down if hiro 'n co don't implement a way to verify your ID,
>>153637515What's wrong with 4 Nations clips?
>>153637514/hoc/ as you know it is dead. This is nu/hoc/ now, where Can'tnadians have absolutely nothing left to shit talk with. February 22nd, 2026 will live in our hearts til the day we die. Ever 2/22 just make it a hockey holiday
imagine being luke hughes right now lmao
>>153637457Here are the scripted argumentsAmerican -Canadian >-You guys got silver in 2026>Look at the total medal count, also the missed too many men penalty and Crosby being injured-you guys haven't won a stanley cup in 50 years>look at how many players on TEAM CANADA have a Stanley cup. All the teams are full of Canadian players-we don't even like hockey>yes you do. That's why Vegas and Florida have a fucking team-all the canadians come to American teams because they hate Canada>there are only 7 Canadian teams and due to salary cap, you can't have a team of all Canadians because they are worth too much-Brady Tkechuk has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome>Yes
>>153637511You have millions more Indians in your country.
>>1536375184chan's not actually anonymous, they don't need you to verify your ID
>>153637527luke is the worst of the hughes brothers anyways
>>153637527he's at dinner with jared staal
>>153637527he is probably banging Tate Mcrae with both of his brothers right now.
>>153637527Did they even take anyone that young?
mcgodvid converted so many fujoshits into becoming oilers fans #letsgooilers
>>153637521
>>153637491>>153637518why would they care if I want to talk hockey with my /hoc/bros?
>>153637534That's not the problem. The problem is the fact people have an easy way to see porn on this site. And the government will want 4chan staff to wall the nsfw boards off.
>>153637550What's that?
>>153637518Do you ever get tired of being a pessimistic doomer faggot? Every fucking day you whine and fret over something new, offering zero solutions and then move onto something new when you're inevitably wrong. You're so fucking dumb you actually believe you have anonymity online in 2026.
>>153637539which is funny because he's 6'2" and his bros are twinks
looks like we are all tied up now. Canada won the 4 Nations World Championship and USA won the Olympics
>>153637552Brother you are aware that this site basically a honeypot for the mossad right?
Hey guys why don't we all go down to our local electrical substations and throw molotov cocktails at them?
racism is a crime in canada but not america
>>153637518This site has been a honeypot for years, (((they))) already know our identities. 4chan actually serves that purpose better if idiots are tricked into thinking they really are anonymous here.
>>153637567Hate crimes exist in practically every single state.
>>153637556Well, there is a solution to all these thingsSwitch over to Linux for your OCStart using apps that prioritize privacyProtect your IP IP addressUse self hosting chatsThey're not perfect, but it's better than nothing.
>canadians and euros get their players cucked from them by hated americansjust like thirdies in povertyball except instead of europe its america kek
i hear people are going online and posting >1993. i hear some groups of people are taking it one step further and posting >2014 or >51
>>153637548Hilariously, Draisaitl's biggest ship is with Tkachuk (M).Mack and Will are too powerful though. They've had broadcasters yaoimaxxing for months.
Did Tom Wilson do anything?
>>153637600He had a big hit
>>1536376001 goal, 3 assists and some big hits Sam Bennett on the other hand did fuck all except knock out some jew's teeth
why didn't crosby get this done?
The best part is that the ten seconds I spent laughing at Canada today are the first and last time I will think about hockey for decades, but they'll be seething about this for four years. At least if they don't MAID themselves first.
>>153637451Why?
>>153637615he pussied out so he can save his old man strength to make a final dig at the cup with stuart skinner
>>153637622https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_suicide_in_the_United_Statesall you have to do is cross state lines to kill yourself if you're not allowed where you live.
>crosby>mackinnon>stone>celebriniuhh>brady>sanderson>hellebuyck>matthewsUHHThe last Stanley Cup winner sent how many Canadians to lose? How many Finns to lose? Canadian teams won the Olympics. End of discussion
How are things in eastern Alaska?
>>153637611>>153637613>4 points in 6 games>3 against FranceWilson is such a plug
>still have energy from the winsleep's fucked tonight
>>153637613Bennett was fucking awful guy went from scoring the game tier at 4 naysh to taking 8 goyrillion stupid ass penalties 200 feet from his own net
>>153637631Are you retarded? He could have easily won gold if he played.
i can't stand seeing JTmiller happy fuck that nigga
>>153637639Difference is states don't run propaganda campaigns encouraging the general population to off themselves because they're a bit sad.
>>153637560
>>153637657jt miller is too stupid as soon as the gold medal leaves his sight he’ll forget it exists
>>153637662How come Americans get this propaganda streamed directly into their Meta AI glasses and Neuralinks but I never hear about this?
>>153637615I feel like that would be like skating with a peg leg
I didn’t see cbc’s broadcast reacting to the golden goal yet. How seething were they?
>>153637662americans don’t need maid when government agents will just shoot them in the streets anyways
>>153637681He's right I just got shot 9 times today. Hopefully tomorrow I see 10
>4 points>3 against French plumbers and substitute teachers>one secondary assist>1 lost fight (the only thing he's supposed to be good at)Wilson should just die, he's a total waste of oxygen
It's kind of pathetic how Shannon is pretending so hard that he doesn't give a shit about the Olympics by making a big deal about how much he doesn't give a shit about the Olympics.
>>153637681The deportations are all a ruse to trick psychiatrically compromised lefties into suicide-by-cop'ing themselves.
>>153637670Canadian propaganda is NK tier of self delusion. Your entire national and cultural identity is artificial and everyone knows it. We might be fat loud assholes but it's organic.
>>153637696they’re all salty faggots deep downnever forget that
the only thing i want right now is my vr. i just want to go somewhere this never happened. ill be on recroom if you need me
>>153637702so 2 dead and no deportations in one year
>>153637710no that is incorrect
>>153637710>no deportationsDamn, I knew your news was terrible up there but is it really *that* bad?
>>153637696WHO?!
>>153637662they should though
>>153637706your entire country is a smoke and mirrors show for usury and militarism >>1536377142 dead and some deportations
>>153637654He forgot how to play hockey outside of the Garycat system.
Remember in 1775 when the US asked Canada to team up during the revolution and Canada said no and then Canada spent the next 250 years coping over their mistake?
Lmao they could have had Bedard instead of Wilson or Bennet
>>153637730There was no Canada in 1775, were you asking the British?
>>153637730I do, I was there.
>>153637724Your entire economy is a grossly overinflated real estate bubble, have fun with that
Threadly remind that Dylan Larkin is an Olympic Gold medalist and national HERO who is gonna lead my wings to the playoffs
>>153637757
Should I? Last hockey game I had was back on ps1
>>153637737>Well the British said we didn't exist so we technically didn't chud!Exact mentality is the reason you got 'Commonwealth' tied to your name my nigga
Macklin still has time to join the winning team
>>153637768See if you can pirate it first. Not a lot of stuff out their for sportball vidya on the bay because the world is obsessed with poverty ball but it's worth checking
>>153637757My house is more valuable now and this is a problem?
>>153637781Chel games aren't on PC
>>153637680I don't know, I don't speak poo
>>153637787>What is an emulator Oh lil zoomie have a seat and let me tell you about the first time I played persona 5
>>153637622>there's a waiting period for them to just shoot you
>Crosby said he was pretty close to playingSad
>>153637791>Just emulate a PS5 game dudeDo you even know what a video game is
>>153637757What happened in 2007?
>>153637622>>153637639I honestly don't know how I feel about this shir
>>153637791Retard
>>153637786>my five year fixed rate mortgage, or worse fucking variable rate keeps going up, why is this a problem?You don't own a home rentoid
>>153637801He's lying he got his ACL shredded. Would have been a cripple on ice
>>153637810Some winter athletes still play on torn ACLs.
>>153637809Green line go up, problem?
>>153637804Yea?>Get emulator>Pirate game>Play game???? Am I missing something. Albeit I have played shit in a while because of school/work
>>153637805Turns out Bill Clinton genius idea of lowering lending standards so errerm certain groups of people get home loans was a bad idea! Go figure!
>>153637732Im taking wilson 100 times out of 100 you need some muscle. Reinhart and bennett were both completely expendable. Reinhart especially the guy went from 4 goals in a cup clincher to barely being the 13th forward guy was useful as tits on a bull
Everything went according to Garys plan.
>>153637815And look what happens to them
>>153637818Dipshit, people are still trying to figure out how to properly emulate the PS3 and Xbox, there isn't a fucking PS5 emulator. The best PS2 emulator still can't even run Ace Combat 4 properly, it's not that easy.
>>153637828Reino and Bennett got in because they won the cup, literally only reason why
>>153636904Because even though he took 42 shots on goal today the D did their fucking job and kept the tricky spots clear, without blocking his field of view, so he was able to keep his eyes on the play. Maintaining good defensive formation is an alien concept to the Jets for some reason.
>>153637832Wow sad! Your generation needs to catch up, didn't have a single issue playing Persona and Kiko on my PS3 emulator
i missed the game...going through the threads is so retardedso many split threads and off topic chink spam and apparently CP... looks like all the fags tuned in
>>153637845winnipegs defense has become garbage lately.
>1993>2014Based on olympic and WC ranking for the last 10 years, unfortunately both USA and Finland have been more succesful and are frankly put better than Canada. I'm sorry but that's the way it is
>>153637825At least we stopped doing that after 08. Canada doubled down because real estate is an insane chunk of their GDP- so hopefully the problem will just go away while line go up
>>153637768NHL 26 stinks so much they changed the hitting to be the old school madden hit stick and it’s impossible to actually hit guys. Games always end 7-6. The last good chel was 14 and the last great chel was ‘04
>>153637854Russia too
>>153637855I haven't a clue about Cannuck econ. Just what I hear from friends up north that the industry is stifled to prevent speculation, which can be good and bad
>>153637854holy based
>>153637854nigga what has FINLAND accomplished
>>153637852I can't remember a time when it was ever great though. Probably Byfuglien and that rent a D they picked up in trade to replace Enstrom on injury in that year they made it to round 3. They were a pretty solid pair and then Enstrom came crawling back and they put the new guy back on the bench despite doing more work in 2 series than Enstrom did all season. I
>>153637871>win gold>win bronze>lose silver
>>153637871They won their medal
>>153637830>mfw i thought this was the start of 0 golds
>>153637581For really though is it Euro tier up there where saying Indian food is bad becomes a fine and a jail sentence?
>>153637871Most olympic medals in NHL era for example
i hate how they're scapegoating mcdavid on all social medias he's just a baby :(((
>>153637898No are you retarded? Do you have any curiosity or thoughts at all or are you just doomscrolling your curated good goy algorithms and taking everything at face value?
>>153637882>>153637885come on bejing was like winning mini sticks fucking uncle leo komarov was on the top line for finland that year. they only won the world juniors, what, twice in the last decade too
>>153637901Dont forget morr recent gold than Canada too and all of that without blatant reffing
>>153637903The boy just needs more time.
>>153637903Why is mcdavid getting It? MacKinnon missed that wide open net.
>>153637903He deserves all the shit heaped on him for the heropuck shit in overtime and being such a pussy bitch he made Crosby do all the post game interviews and presser. Captain my ass, the C on his sweater stands for Cuck.
Porn has completely destroyed my ability to get boners with real women. I'm like team canada, I just can't put it in
>>153637901none of them gold in the nhl era who cares
>>153637916Because mcdavid is supposed to be the best in the world but couldn’t score in the gold medal game
>>153637906Three junior golds since >2014, you have five
matthews looked like the biggest weight was taken off his backlike his hair will grow back
>>153637926So not better than us then?
>>153637920More medals, sorry bud but as of 2026, you are not the king of hockey anymore :( Funny how time works, you used to be hot shit and now it's all about USA and Finland
>>153637927He was finally skating with winners :)Now it's back to the Leafs :)
>>153637919have you tried pretending it's a guy
>>153637941There's absolutely zero chance he wants to stay in fucking TORONTO sfter this experience
>>153637927Matthews and Hellebuyck needed this win more than anyone else.
>>153637927>has to return to Toronto on WednesdayYou think it'll be awkward in the locker room
>>153637946I want to see him play for an American team where he would succeed instead of getting stuck with a loser franchise like the Leafs and now in a loser country
>>153637141He did fine in his role. Only averaged 8min. This is definitely his last olympics though.
>>153637946All of Matthews’ detractors have been from retarded american media the narrative that Toronto media is running players out of town is dead. Why would he want to leave and go play for a country that said Dylan “0 playoff appearances” Larkin was a better leader than him
Just how mad are >laff fags gonna be about Mathew just because he was captain of team USA?I kind of hoping that they turn on him for that reason alone, because it would be funny.
>>153637966are you drunk or something, what are you even blabbering about
>>153637956Why? Marner’s not there anymore
>>153637957send him to vegas
>>153637956The only ones butthurt will be laffs fans
>>153637977>>153637957>marner and matthews win a cup not as leafsnot even fate is that cruel
>>153637919>he has gotten close enough to a woman to know this is a problemi could be gay for all i know
>>153637973An American beat writer after the Denmark game said Matthews was unfit to be captain of Team USA
>>153637957I think he would be reborn in Utah.Small market, low presence, he can keep his head down and just play without half a country nitpicking his every move 82+ times a year.
>>153637992Wow, one whole example from within the last two weeks.I can pick a random Toronto sports article out of a hat that's been written in the last 5 years and there's a 90% chance it will be about firing Matthews or Marner into the sun.
>>153637919in all seriousness in 90% of cases it's a weight problemeither you need to lose weight or she does
i'm still amazed at how shit mackinnon and mcdavid were
>>153637970>>153637982>Yeah I’m so mad my captain won something do you people even read the shit you write
>>153638002I'm just glad the world got to see what entitled, arrogant POS they were
>>153638004You are retarded if you don't think Canadians care more about winning against evil Drumpfler than the SC
>>153638004Nigga, he's American. You don't think laffs wouldn't have some problems with him because he help team USA win?
>>153638006mackinnon reminds me of russel williams
what will samir spam now that 1980 is dead?:^)
>>153638002Why? They’re Crosby babies
>>153637923The fact is and I said it going into the game- Team USA had a much more well rounded roster with a lot more depth than the Team Canada roster where it looks like they just stacked as many star forwards as they could convince to show up with no regard for play-style or their relative strengths and weaknesses. And the end result is that everything they did was completely fucking predictable to Hellebuyck. Cursed team building.
>>153638013Umm ackckckcktually the only thing canadians care about is the four naysh, rest is meaningless
>>153638006MacKinnon's legacy outside of the hockey watching minority is "that guy that dived in a game against Finland and missed an open net".
>>153638002Celebrini on the other hand looks legit and like he belonged out there. He still had some youthful mistake moments but I'd put money on it right now that he'll be the best player at the 2030 Olympics.
>>153638031Probably all these counterpoints here >>153637531
9 > 3 saar
>>153638013>>153638015do you really think LEAFS FANS who haven’t seen a championship since before the moon landing would be angry at the concept of their star captain who has spent the last decade slagged by fans and writers of opposing teams as a player who doesn’t have the talent or attitude to win on the biggest stage just won on the biggest stage
>>153638031Well, since cant spam>2014>1993The equivalent thing Samir, Sanjay and Sanjar can spam is>2026
>>153638042that's literally all cope though.
>>153638035If the puck goes the other way you’re saying team canada was much deeper and the Americans should’ve brought Caufield and Robertson
>>153638045he deserves betterdo you think toronto having two teams in the metro would reduce the nuclear levels of scrutiny in toronto hockey fans
>>153638052Yes they are cope but dont be cruel, dont rip his delusional joy away, let him brlieve what he wants. It's only humane to let them live in the lie that Canada is undisputed #1. Would you willingly upset a six year old by telling him that santa isn't real?
the next great canadian goalie will come out of edmonton and he's gonna be an indian-canadian sorry you had to hear it from me
At least someone appreciated his stoat.
>>153638066Nigga all of your prospects will be indian in 12 years
>>153638059Cool hypothetical. But the puck didn't go the other way because Team Canada had no fucking depth.
>>153638059Caufield and Robertson wouldn’t add anything
>>153638052Well that's really all die hard Canadians have. They don't have actual arguments for why they keep losing. They would instead rather blame how the game is organized or Gary. But the truth is Canadians just refuse to adsept the fact they lost from their own fuck ups.
>>153638068Why did they give everyone a stuff bear?
>>153638045>Can't win for them>Wins for their arch rival and current big bad of the monthYeah, they are probably going to be a bit peeved.
Post the canadian olympic team in 2034 (wow, people born in 1990 turn 44)
>>153638045Motherfucker, here was their response to someone wearing a Marchand jersey in downtown Toronto. You know, the same Marchand that played for team Canada. Canadians' hatred for the US trumps any team fealty
>>153638040Based
>>153638063The scrutiny comes more so from the 6 other fanbases and writers in the country. Habs and Sens fans and media slagged Kessel, Marner and Matthews more than even the Toronto Sun and then as soon as they left they say the opposite that they were truly great players that the Leafs never should have got rid of.
>>153638088https://x.com/BarDown/status/1924239356593639900Forgot link
>>153637919In all seriousness, starting in your late thirties it's harder to get harder on a whim. Maybe a little less porn and a little more foreplay will help.
>>153638096No shit, that’s a Panthers jersey
>>153638081To more thoroughly humiliate the losers. Italians are a very sadistic people.
Huomenta bros>1993>2014
>>153638091This is a bizarre new headcanon, I've never seen this kind of cope about the Toronto media before.
>>153638081They're not bears, they're stoats. They're like European ferrets. It was the mascot like Phryge in Paris.
>>153638085It's all just Crosby clones with 1 year shelf lives plus Binningshit for some reason.
>>153637854based
>>153638096That's a lot of shit talk for a franchise whose youngest fans who have seen them win a cup are turning 70 next year
>>153638104The winners got them too
>>153638108He looks like his wife just walked in on his trap goon sesh
>>153638110But why hand them out?
>>153638116Dude, most of Toronto consists of jeets who only care about niggerball.
>>153637501Why is the losing side always the one complaining about shitflinging?
>>153638091>>153638091can you explain more of the canadian fanbase dynamicsi understand leafs/habs and basically nothing else
People are talking about Indians taking over Canadian teams....but you guys do realize if we start getting a flood of jeets, your teams will get a flood of jeets as well.
>>153638116Not just that but they've seen first hand every year just how cursed their fucking franchise is
Do NHL players get paid in Canadian money or USD? Bitcoin?
>>153638122How else are they supposed to get it?
>>153638125Because every other board is being spammed by Americans making off topic threads gloating about the victory even though most of them probably don't even follow hockey otherwise.
>>153638122To give to your kids. Probably should have given them before any teams playes because I imagine they're in the trash.
>>153638130>monkey paw curls
>>153638136Canadians certainly would never do the same you mincing faggot
>>153638136so you act like a prickly bitch to the people most disposed to tolerating your passive aggressive ass?
>>153638130America is already pack loaded with jeets. they're crawling out of the white house and they're in the doj
>>153638130We have 16k indians in the whole couktry, I've never seen them in public outside indian restaurants. I think one delivered my food once
enough with the indian shitget some new material fellas
>>153638108good morning bro
>>153638149Thats how it starts
>>153638136>be arrogant, cocky and condencending as fuck for years>start becoming lackluster>get talked shit back>umm guys why you gotta be so mean come on guys stoooooopListen asshole, you are not in the position to talk, you deserve all of the shit that's heading your way
jeets wont play hockey but dont be surprised if they have a large cfl presence in 20 years
>>153638136You bragged about how a curling player was touching the stone.Gtfo of here.
based finland. glad we won in their honor.
>>153638166sameim pissed saros’s god tier save was wasted and nobody will remember it
>>153638161if we're gonna roll with all the fantasies I guess we're getting annexed by the US after NATO collapses and you'll be returning to Russia, assuming this isn't just a mutt on a vpn.
>>153638136Damn, that sucks. Have you tried not being such a thin-skinned faggot?
>>153637905Lol calm dude I only asked because I know a bunch of Canadians for their banks frozen for protesting against the vax mandates and lockdowns
>>153638173>EVERYONE I DON'T LIKS IS ISING A VPN!You're a colossal nigger. Don't throw stones in glass houses, bitch.
>>153638166We came back for them. That's what I'm most proud of.
>>153638183>I know a bunch of Canadians for their banks frozen for protestingyou having a stroke?
>>153638173You are so fucking mad right now
>>153638173Think of all the border delays that could be removed. And finally Alaska won't be a weird state.
>>153638136Sucks to be you LOSER
>>153638188What? it's funny
>>153638173>insinuates that canadians haven't been inssufferable for years because they used to be godlike
>>153638032Macklin is his only true offspring, created through a mini sticks hypersigil.
>>153638166>>153638171>>153638186Based beyond belief
>>153638187I've been drinking dude chill out lmaoYoure shitting up this whole thread
>>153638193this is you rn
>>153638193No. Your shit is real gay.
>>153638194Insufferable to who, Finns? Who cares?
>>153638203To me too. And we own you lil bro
>>153638203>Having to kick a weaker country because America beat usFucking pathetic.
>>153638203Everyone, you have zero shame about boasting about cheating and embellishment
how many /hoc/ bros are we losing to MAID
>>153638213get OFF my DICK tapio
>>153638215>the waiting list will be longer than for treating an ingrown hairthe hits just keep coming
BASED
i truly believe the panther niggas on my team were there to torture mcdavid
>>153638223ew distasteful
>>153638215Do they put the black leaf on the casket
it begins...
did you guys see that eichel interview with jackie where he gets emotional? based jack.
>>153638240No, but the casket says Maid in Canada on the side
>>153638264KWAB
might login to mario kart world and hit the next grand prix
>>153638224Bennett was probably bullying him in the locker room as well.
New thread when
quinn got drunk
>>153638327gronk is this true
>>153638323Go to sleep
>>153638337In a half hour
>>153638223i like how the image on the right is desaturated and makes it look like old school film photographycompare to the garbage typical digital look of the tard on the left
Does Stone, Marner, and Theodore have to play for the Silver Knights now?
>>153638366Yeah
>>153638364the right can't into art just like the left can't meme
