zim zam

>Ind v Win @ Eden Gardens
Worry.jpg

>fastest fifty in T20 World Cups for West Indies

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>convicts were ktfo of the WC by THIS

reminder: Simran was dropped at 1

>we'll have a bowl
Mugabe bros...

holy fuck they're on a roll

Now THIS is classic Zimbooby

that must've hurt like a bitch

no way are we beating WI lmao

Most 200-plus totals in T20 WCs
6 - SA
4 - IND
4 - WI
3 - ENG
3 - SL

Why didn't Australia and New Zealand come out?

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they aren't going to recover from this ever like are they

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-4DPHpPgA

Is conceding 250 in a super eight match a good thing?

255 for the win

Most individual sixes in a T20 WC edition
17* - Shimron Hetmyer (2026)
17 - Nicholas Pooran (2024)
16 - Chris Gayle (2012)
16 - Rahmanullah Gurbaz (2024)

Most 250-plus totals in T20Is
4 - IND
3 - ZIM
3 - WI

Highest totals in T20 WCs
260/6 - SL vs KEN, Joburg, 2007
254/6 - WI vs ZIM, Wankhede, 2026*
235/5 - IRE vs OMAN, Colombo SSC, 2026
230/8 - ENG vs SA, Wankhede, 2016
229/4 - SA vs ENG, Wankhede, 2016
225/5 - SL vs OMAN, Pallekele, 2026

This is also the highest T20I totals against Zimbabwe, bettering India’s 234/2 at Harare in 2024.

19 sixes by West Indies today is the joint-most hit in a T20 World Cup innings alongside NED’s 19 against IRE at Sylhet in the 2014 edition.

off to a good start tho

>>153640935
anon's curse

yeah nvm lol

>>153641003
feels like a bangali witch

indiabros where the fuck have you been hiding all these years
i have see you regularly on /cric/
starting to think its zachy on vpn

>it's a "Windies hit de ball anywhere" match

>>153640986
indian women can qualify for my big white semis iykwim haha

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>>153641440
Have a Catholic baddie

>>153641448
i was thinking more along the lines of that bollywood milf

Scheduling one game a day is sucking the life out this World Cup for me.

Why can't we have double headers at the same time so teams aren't relying on over rate, like in football?

>>153641646
>at the same time
they'll lose money

I say make Pakis play during the day because it's Ramadan

if they made Pakis play during the day because it's a holy day for muslims they'd be fastistan iykwim haha

>Sri Lanka could play their 2026 T20 World Cup semi-final at home, if they make it to that stage, depending on who they play against and who else qualifies.

>If Sri Lanka are drawn to meet anyone other than India, and if Pakistan do not make the semi-finals, the R Premadasa Stadium in Colombo will host the match in what appears to be a change to the ICC's original schedule announcement and the tournament playing conditions.

>In a communication to all stakeholders after the Super Eights were finalised, seen by ESPNcricinfo, the ICC confirmed the semi-finals logistics as follows:

>"Semi-final 1 is a floating arrangement with the match to be held in either Colombo or Kolkata.

>"If Pakistan qualify for the semi-finals, they will play in semi-final 1 in Colombo on 4 March.

>"If Pakistan do not qualify for the semi-finals, but Sri Lanka do qualify and play anyone other than India, then Sri Lanka will play in semi-final 1 in Colombo."

>The ICC also reiterated that in the event of neither Pakistan nor Sri Lanka qualifying, semi-final 1 will be played in Kolkata and semi-final 2 in Mumbai. India, if they reach the semi-finals, will play in Mumbai regardless of who they are drawn against unless they play Pakistan, in which case they will travel to Colombo. If none of India, Pakistan or Sri Lanka qualify, the team that finishes first in Group 1 of the Super Eights will play the second-placed team from Group 2 in Kolkata, and the Group 2 winner will play the Group 1 runners-up in Mumbai.

And this is why the ICC should stop hosting tournaments in the fucking subcontinent. But they won't.

I think its hilarious they schedule matches around their brown border wars
rest of the cricket countries just cruise wherever they want to while these retards squabble over which garbage dump is better like children lmao

Got the 'rrhea lads

>Italian cricket is in crisis days after the country's T20 World Cup debut, as it emerged that a senior national official has been investigated over a sexual assault allegation.

>Federazione Cricket Italiana (FCRI) women's cricket co-ordinator Prabath Ekneligoda, 57, was the subject of a criminal investigation relating to a claim he inappropriately touched a member of the Azzurri women's national team.

>Multiple members of the Italy board are said to have resigned over this case and other governance issues, BBC Sport has been told.

>The sexual assault allegation was made to police in Rome in March last year by a player who has represented the national team.

>The player, whose identity is protected for legal reasons, alleged that the sexual assault occurred during a massage on a knee injury at a training session, and she had been scared to report the incident because she feared it would cost her a spot in the team.

>An investigation was concluded by a Rome prosecutor in November 2025 and Ekneligoda was interviewed by police the following month.

>A decision is now set to be made on whether there is sufficient evidence to bring it to trial. Ekneligoda's lawyer said his client denies the allegations, that there are ulterior motives to the allegations, and that a witness supports his version of events.

mamma mia

>>153643383
>Prabath Ekneligoda
>Italian

>>153642974
What did you eat?

>>153643383
Classic indshitters

you can take the man out of India, but you can’t take India out of the man.

can you take the shit out of the rug? or are you better off just buying a new rug at that point

the lad would still have you believe his fucking dog did it too
K E K

test cricket

>>153648075
when?

>>153648157
false alarm sorry

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>>153648157
2 months and some change

there are illegal underground test matches, you just need to know where to look

Ranji trophy final today

>>153646996
Beef rendang may have caused it

i wonder what caused the current situation

Phoebe Litchfield soon

I assume you'll do the right thing and post a picture when it happens.

bouldering later

youre not the real zachy

>>153649013
you'll never be him

watching survivor

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>oi moite ya call that survivior moite nah moite convict survivor is the real hardcore survivor
>convict "allstars" gets completely btfo by a US soccer mom and her big momma sidekick
Lmao convicts aren't known for their intelligence really

>>153649061
post the hot one

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>>153649069
>oi moite we need to blindside this uggo
>>153649072
>corr wharra peewee sheila gonna ask her for a root in the back o' me ute

the a is very pronounced in mate like aye the oi as in moite I've never heard unless you mean moot as in cook which is punani or moot as in boot who is like you a queer cunt.

Have no idea what's going on in here but it certainly isn't cricket

survivor is more cricket than t20

not a high bar

A bar convicts couldn't clear and were beaten down with like an errant stepchild by Zimbabwe

don't look back in anger

Zerogoose you here mate?

fucking state of it

>>153649093
be useful for once and actually post the actual hot one

>>153649118
Sebbo does this in his chabbin posts too
never understood why they interpret it this way

If I actually get out of bed when my alarm goes off, I'll be golfing tomorrow.

might write a steamy romance story like heated rivalry but about test cricket

then laugh when foids start sitting front row at matches en masse and start yelling NOW KISS at the cricketmen

wonder if melie has ever kissed another cricketswoman

wonder that for 15mins a night iykwim haha

that's the name of my vacuum cleaner

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Sebbo's way as in see u at da gabba moite is funnier, moite

Pls come back zachy

thats not the gabba mayte

>>153649621
He's right there mate
>>153649608

Pakis will be batting first
good decision as all of them have stuffed themselves at sunset, fielding would've been hard

gone
got him
fuck off zoomer

Agha take your paccha and fuck off

Why are pakis playing against themselves?

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Don't even know who these terrorists are apart from shitheap shitfridi and monobrow (this admittedly could be the moniker for every paki)

KWABabar Azam

no way Buttler and Brooks are chasing 150

Lowest SR in T20 WCs (min 500 runs)
111.5 - Babar Azam*
111.8 - Mohammed Hafeez
112.2 - Kumar Sangakkara
112.5 - Kane Williamson
113.0 - Mohammad Rizwan

>all white teams eliminated
>all black teams eliminated
>all brownish teams still in contention
we have too many australians in our squad. need to figure out the perfect pantone colour

britjeet will finally realise of his dream of visiting india when rupert lowe gets rid of him

Adil Rashid not taking wickets tonight I see

Sahibzada Farhan is the second Pakistani batter to have three or more 50-plus scores in a WC edition after Babar Azam (4) in 2021.

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>Tebbit Test
Just don't ask who convict's brave engshitter Josh Inglish's parents support - might trigger some engshitter hypocrisy ptsd you see

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>>153650571

cut lund before wicket
>13 sixes by Sahibzada Farhan in this tournament is the most a Pakistan batter hit in a WC edition, bettering 12 sixes by Mohammad Rizwan in 2021.

>>153650540
12th man kek

>Cackistan
They were 122/3 the useless fuckers

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Corr love a good paki paklapso

KWAB

Good bowling effort by the pakis but the pakis will back themselves to defend their total

Useless unathletic Welshman

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>Pakis will make it to the semis
>India won't

england SHOUD win

>>153650967
and they will

Another solid 2 from Banton

>>153650989
it's the silence before the storm don't underestimate him he will play a pivotal role in englands world cup win

do it for zachy lads
do it for him

Business Idea:
When you're ahead of the run rate protect your wicket against the good bowlers and baz the shit bowlers

we're fucked

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cam on ingerland score some facking runs

'Arry, 'Arry, 'Arry

>This is Harry Brook's highest score in T20Is
Hit your first 100 'Arry so I'll curse you

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>greentexting

Need a disgruntled Lankan to shoot up the two teams. It'd be for the best

Ingurland's brave 'Arry Brook la

Brave 100

>First individual century by a captain in T20 World Cups

If there's a willing disgruntled Lankan fan there's still time

Fastest hundreds in T20 WCS (by balls)
47 - Chris Gayle vs ENG, Wankhede, 2016
50 - Chris Gayle vs SA, Joburg, 2007
50 - Harry Brook vs PAK, Pallekele, 2026*
51 - B McCullum vs BAN, Pallekele, 2012

>>153651305
based universe boss

Highest individual scores by a captain in T20 WCs
100 - Harry Brook vs PAK, Pallekele, 2026*
98 - Chris Gayle vs IND, Bridgetown, 2010
94* - Lorcan Tucker vs OMAN, Colombo SSC, 2026
92 - Rohit Sharma vs AUS, Bridgetown, 2024

>>153651305
Rohit could have shattered this one in the previous WC, was pretty close too.

>>153651320
Convicts eternally zutted by Brohit

England all out
Pakis win

MEME ENDING INCOMING

ENGSHITTERS?

4 runs needed
2 wickets left

Imagine the riots in bradistan if paki rashid hits the winning runs kek

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JOFRA'd

BARBADOS WINS BY 2 WICKETS

based windies /strongmind/ gets it finished for engshitters

NEVER IN DOUBT

What part of England are you from, lads?
Luton here.

The world english t20 side in years are through to the semis Kek
how

>>153651375
Stevenage, Hertfordshire. My uncle and aunt live there.

>>153651375
Notting Hill in London

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>>153651375
>Luton
Fitting

Britjeet in tatters again deary me

Mad how we're still a top 4 t20 outfit even when playing with 10 men

>>153651375
India new Delhi ≽^⩊^≼

>>153651122
you asked they delivered

Imagine if the Indian president has to hand over the trophy to another Anglo team at a home world cup
wew

>>153651469
don't really care
only problem is handing it over to pakis and New Zealand will make sure that doesn't happen

just saw india lost at their only sport
how the fuck are they so fucking shit
there's over a billion of them

>>153651474
imagine pakis winning in India :)

>>153651485
only 11 are allowed to play, mate

>>153651488

that won't happen and even in the unfortunate case Pakistan makes it to the finals, it will then be held in Sri Lanka not India

eeeuurgh some really strong smell of poo just (You)d me

>>153651485
Why do non-indian faggots still parrot the population meme every time we lose? You realize that not all of us can play. Its as absurd as making fun of china for being trash at football or cricket or baseball.

>>153651406
Honestly, the team's performance this WC has been absolutely bonkers

>almost lose to Nepal in what would have been the biggest upset ever in T20 cricket
>bowl complete shit to Windies and lose by 30 runs
>chase 153 against Scotland with more than an over remaining
>hit 200+ against Italy yet still allow them to get to 178

>stumble to 146/9 against Sri Lanka only to bowl them out for 95
>restrict Pakistan to 164/9 yet need Brook to hit a century to win

Wouldn't even be shocked if they somehow got to the final and won it at this rate

i have so many great shitposts saved but unfortunately cannot share them due to a language barrier.

>>153651536
No it's not. You're just too low IQ to understand.

You have a 1.5 billion population and cricket is by far your most popular sport, so if your population didn't have shit genetics then you would expect every player in your XI to be absolutely world class and your teams to be virtually unbeatable in every format. Yet you consistently lose to nations with populations of less than 60 million where cricket isn't even the number one sport.

Other nations are producing world class cricketers at a significantly higher rate per capita. You're an international joke.

>>153651746
truthnuke

>>153651746
>Other nations are producing world class cricketers at a significantly higher rate per capita
also pedos

>>153651746
per capita is a meme metric anyway

I’m going to drink heavily this Friday and zachy if you are reading this I hope you come back and join me x

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Is Shahibzada the future?

>>153651746
he reminds them

I think nz might be on their way out of the wc

it started pissing down. I was gonna head out for a walk.

>>153651746
Yer mam's cunt is too low IQ. Go crawl back inside it.

>>153651746
kek so true
remember when that anon did the math and India has like 3x more cricket leagues than NZ has cricket players

>>153653915
if you win both your remaining games you qualify

>>153655484
Hahahaha

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>>153655460
Tick... Tock..

Had a dream I was watching an Australia vs Sri Lanka test match at the mcg with my family, we were going to the bar and getting beer after beer that came in proper glass pot glasses, it was great, Cummins beat the batsman every ball in the first over but sadly no wicket fell

I had a dream/nightmare that I got the twiglet award at a high-school reunion

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Had a dream where convict captain cumshyte won a series in englel or India, that is Bharat. But then i woke up and realised that never happened and never will

>>153651619
share them m8 I speak fluent uber

good job pomgolians you basically just ensured the final is gonna be played in bindia

>>153656055
SA, NZ, Eng, WI semis is a good outcome for world cricket

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>3 teams with a Hindu /strongmind/ and one carried by Barbados/Zimbabwe/paki taxi drivers
>75% chance of a Hindu /strongmind/ winning
He reminds them

Only giving that post 2.5 stars sorry to tell you that

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the mythical land of Australia, the only country to have won every major icc trophy available, living, nay, thriving rent free for half a decade in the mind of certain man

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>>153655990
Captain convict cumshyte a fraud just like punter who faked an injury to avoid being Bhajji's bunny again

>>153656970
he reminds them!

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>play for convictstralia in the world cup?
>OWWW MY BACK
>play for Sunrisers?
>ready to go boss

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he doesnt like that nuke
the funniest back injury of the last few years was the boy konstas causing chuckrah to seethe so hard he threw his back one test later and with it indias hopes of retaining the bgt. kholis career came to a fart filled end shortly after too lmao

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Hey, AI algorithm, can you post a pic of convict shitter cumshyte or steve shyte lifting the Gavaskar-border trophy in India tbe way KING Kohli did twice in convicstralia?

>test matches in Mackay & Darwin against bangladesh
lmao good to see they're taking that format seriously. reminder to the bangladeshi team to leave your tour bus unlocked, the boongs will just smash the windows and steal everything either way

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>There's a huge fan following of you in India, particularly women.
>There is this huge, huge set of women have crushes on you, me included. My best friend included. My best friend included.
>She messaged me, 'Oh you are meeting Pat Cummins. I am so jealous of you. Of course, everyone knows you are married, but how do you cater to female attention,"
>the anchor Sahiba Bali asked the Australia star on Star Sports.
CumSTUD

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gemini who is the reigning border gavaskar, ashes and odi world cup champions?
ok thanks
gemini, how many countries have won every major icc title?
oh i thought there were more thanks gemini

>>153657297
less about the huge sets of women, more about the women with huge sets! haha!

>BREAKING NEWS:

>If India don't qualify for the Semi-finals of the T20 World Cup, the format will change to a "Super 5" challenge where the top 2 sides from each Super 8 group will be joined by India in a round-robin format with all games played in Chennai and Mumbai to determine the winner of the tournament.

>>153656151
nz aren't making the sermis mate

>>153657374
you mean the saarmis?

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Indian women want pat to cummins them if you get my drift

pat cummins doesn't really give the vibe of a guy who likes to cummin women iykwim

hes more of a pat condoms sorta guy

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just because he married an Andromedian DOES NOT mean he's gay, jeez.

went to india years ago and every time one of them found out I was Australian they got super excited and tried to talk about cricket and 'licky ponting' what did they mean by this?

are there any Australian celebrity women (white) that pine for indian cricketers?

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>>153655662
I think that might have been his point lad

can not WAIT until this dogshit meme series is over lads and we can get back to talking about what matters most

/int/ bullshit and the boring lives of a few randoms man me

>>153657356
believable if true.

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>>153657004
classic /weakmind/s, always withdraw when defeat is imminent

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*takes your world cup and your women*

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*takes the border gavaskar for a laugh as well*

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*seals it with a juicy mace for lulz*

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he reminds them

>>153659006
>>153659023
>>153659028
>>153659056
keep fellating him and Pat will be Cummin' down your throat mate

Can't dish out out, can't handle it back

reminded

>>153659309
maturity is realising Pat cummin father of india

king konstas, the breaker of chuckrahs back

based reminder reminding them

played golf today
wasn't good wasn't shit

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undefeated in test against india
Crucifier of the chucker
Thumper of the thrower
Buckbreaker of Bumrah
Sam KING Konstas

yes, as it is my first day on the internet, why don't I engage with the the annoying fuckwit looking for attention? sounds fun.

another one of those no-cricket weeks then I see

based gatekeeper of (you)'d and ghost (you)'s.

>Sri Lanka will get eliminated today
>India will get eliminated tomorrow

>>153659623
kek so true

watching sicario

watching melie kerr score a hundred

Watching some bloke watch sicario

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>>153659912
my beautiful centurion (unless she chokes, then she's dead to me)

here it is. final ball. if she doesn't score she no longer exists in my eyes.

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AMELIA KERR HAS A CENTURY ON SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY

Amelia Kerr more like Amelia Corr look at the size of that forehead

Amelia Kerr and her husband Nick will celebrate tonight

imagine how good melie would be if instead of having a shitty boyfriend like nathan smith she had a good boyfriend like me

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It was the strings of my guitar
Oh Amelia
It was just a false alarm

>>153659955
pls dont deadname her
she is melie

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>>153659991

>>153660065
I feel bad for Pakis
they've got nothing going on for them except cricket and they rarely fucking win

>>153660063
>this is how good of an athlete you need to be to land a cute sporting gf

what's your excuse, lads?

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Father of convicts

>>153660200
would rather be dead than look like this

>>153660279
He rates australia as the hardest team to play against, hardest series he ever had was at home against australia and he considers pat cummins the most challenging bowler he has ever faced
Ol pooj is alright

is Melie Kerr the best cricketer on the planet right now?

Izzie Gaze sounds like what I ask my missus when shes talking about a guy at her work
haha

>>153660200
he reminds them

>>153657356
Kek'd

a HUGE game today between sri lanka and nz

Love it when there's already a dead rubber after 1 game