i own several different team's scarves as well. there's only one team i support above all others but i get invested in neutral games by picking which one i'd prefer to win and i like to have the scarf of said team.

Shit right in Albo's face

Good morning alf

>>153643149
Don’t do that

>>153643149
Be funny if a really hot woman did that to me haha

>>153644124
good morning mate
>>153643149
least offensive political statement I've heard today.
>>153644220
I think you should proposition your JSP with that request , tell them you need it for your mental health.

I was making jam on toast when I decided to chuck a slice of bitey cheese on each slice.nice contrast with the sweet of the jam.

Crazy how north Melbourne currently have the 2nd worst 5 year period in AFL/VFL history in terms of wins, yet their women's team is so dominant they haven't lost a game in like 2 years.

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babby monke with his monke dolly is literally lead news item everywhere

i saw some shit on the "news" yesterday about a school where you had to be barefoot because it was on a beach and they had a 10 yr old talking about it, was pretty gross ngl. it was like the writer's barely disguised fetish except on the news. somehow it was sunrise and not the morning show as well. im not ftasperg also i just unfortunately saw it while waiting for something.

I don't think ftasperg is a real character.

>>153644961
he is real in my mind

>>153645075
now just rack up injuries and watch the dollars roll in

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>Three games at Ballarat coz they can't use it during the season proper
wack

>>153645075
>8 year deal
>estimated to be worth more than $10 million
I didn't think he was that good

>>153645676
he's not, but it makes sense if you want to keep someone
like kysaiah's 1.3m a year, players are demanding more and more money
also since when did they add another captcha?

>>153645075
Remember in their first 2 years when people were saying this hack is better than Rozee lmao

So you guys just planning on not posting all day or what

>>153646421
Im at work mate

>>153644435
>yet their women's team is so dominant they haven't lost a game in like 2 years.
That's because they're one of the few teams that actually played footy before AFLW

>>153646421
would you like me to blogpost about my completely uninteresting life? or sperg out about something?

>>153645558
I don't care about any of these teams, which game would be the most interesting to attend

>>153642464
I wonder which 3 teams this spastic doesn't follow?

>go to medical place for blood test that's a 5min walk from me
>sign on door saying they're closed
welp

>>153646837
Collingwood, Hawthorn and West Coast

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The women at work are discussing MAFS again

ndis
nick daicos is shit

>>153646676
Go to watch ND live

>>153647292
Might be worth it

Maybe I'll make a sign for him

>>153648131
just throw him some chips

is bettering yourself a meme or legit

>>153648410
legit, but HUSTLE GRIND ALPHA MAXXMAXX shit is not good for anyone or society

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>>153648410
Legit and it's never too late to maxx your potential.

Save me,
Save me from tomorrow,
I don’t want to sail with your Ship of Fools

*be's waiting for a bus*

>>153648802
Crisp busCHAD

>>153648410
complete meme. everything is just luck.

>>153645075
>yes i will spend my entire career at a completely dogfuck club thanks
boggles the mind

>>153648823
Good money, low pressure, low expectations, low stress. I won’t say whether I agree with his decision, but I certainly understand it.

>>153648830
>low pressure, low expectations, low stress
yes three things that are famously synonymous with carlton football club players and coaches

Crippa should have left years ago

>>153645558
be better served using real names rather than sponsors. I had to look up what B.H.A. and M.R.P. mean

>>153648838
He looked pretty bad in State of Origin.

>>153648808
to get to my car and then i drive home
pissing off everyone involved

>>153648845
He's washed and the best thing he achieved was to get humiliated in a prelim after years of irrelevance. What a waste of talent.

>>153648852
Merret was trying to avoid a similar fate but Essendon were too stubborn.

>>153648860
based dosn

don't forget: you're here FOREVER

>>153648860
just let it go hawthorn list manager, you bald cunt

>>153648868
Essendon know they are going to have to rebuild so why not let a player that wont be in your team when you're contending go for draft picks the deal was stacked in their favor.

>>153648876
because the shite hawthorn offered wasn't worth losing easily their best player and captain you dumb faggot. henry hustwaite is worthless and they didn't offer any good picks. that's like asking someone for a million dollar and you offer them a small bag of potatoes for it.

bastard sons begat your cunting daughters

>Clarkson's coaching team members at Hawks
Fagan, Hardwick, Beveridge, Simpson, Ratten, Cameron, Dew, Bolton
>Clarkson's coaching team members at Roos
Adcock, Barlow, Clarke, Littlejohn, Monkhorst, Lynch, Marcon, Lienert, Hampson, Macpherson

>>153648883
>three firsts in a row and a serviceable player to a rebuilding team is somehow a bad deal in the essenscum's mind
now wonder you guys haven't won a final in 20 years

>>153648925
really fucking funny how carlton got the one* dud assistant from that bunch

*yeah leon cameron got gas to their gf but you know, keys to the ferrari and crashed it and all that

I saw a car today that just randomly got AFL as their rego can you believe that shit

Remember when /afl/ had OC with soul? Now we have grafixFAG shitting it up with stuff that looks like it was made by a fox footy intern.

>>153649000
Show us one OC you've made for our threads

>>153648925
Maybe if they weren’t spending $2 million a year or something on Clarkson alone they could spend a bit more on the assistant coaches.

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>>153649008

>>153649000
his NAME is calculon559

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>>153648925
And Dew and Hardwick were team mates for the 04 grand final while Clarko was assistant coach

what australianisms can't you guys stand?
can't stand when people say 'old mate'

>>153649079
Can't stand nsw and qld people referring to nrl as "footy".
Makes no sense. Nrl stands for national rugby league. Its not footy.

I'm moving to Paris. I'm going to live in a Parisian apartment. Smoke cigarettes all day and wear a leather jacket and pretend I'm a character from Ronin. Haunting local bistro's late at night drinking aperitif's.

>>153649079
not an australian mannerism but I'm sick of hearing "imagine thinking" or "imagine believing"

>>153649087
Based Abdul

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>>153649008

>>153648929
>three low-tier firsts* in a row and a complete and utter spud* to a rebuilding team is somehow a good deal, according to the hawkroach that was supposed to rob this team of their best player
i'm not a dosn man but that is robbery, plain and simple. would you accept pick 17,18,19 and cam nyko from the dons vfl team for will day?

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Fuck. How much does this push back the recovery time frame? Next year?

Cat status?

>>153649079
old mate is a great term, wtf is your problem with it

>>153649086
fair enough. i live in an nrl state so i don't mind either way but afl is real footy compared to nrlel. technically rugby league is a code of football also so it's not wrong.

>>153649137
cunt off faggot
your shit team of cheats sucks as much as your shithole country

>X is the indisputable best time to eat dinner. What does X equal?

>>153649079
>>153649144

>>153649137
How come there's so much pharaonic imagery in your countries architecture?

>>153649152
seethe more you little poof

>>153649144
Switzerland would be actually be a pretty boss place to live.

>>153649079
Submitting to authority without question unless it's over something trivial.

>>153649158
Its late. Lets go to sleep

>>153649115
It depends on the circumstances. If I'm a rebuilding team and Will Day is in his 30 and it doesn't look like we are going to contend before he retires yeah maybe I'd make that deal.

Genuinely nothing more reddit than being an afl fan in NSW or QLD

love her so much

>>153649164
HOLY CRISP

>>153649167
being an nrl fan is more reddit

>asio trying to data mine the thread again
fuck off

>>153649167
A-league fan and you aren't a wog or yugoslav or son of an expat.

>>153649161
get fucked. even more expensive than this cunt pit, wages barely higher than here, you're confined to a shoebox by default, it's always cold and snowy as fuck and have to live around albanians and turks
switzerland can get fucked

>>153649171
Nah nrl is a worse sport but it's a lads sport all the Chad's play at school

>Genuinely nothing more than an American proprietary social news aggregation and forum social media platform than being an afl in NSW or QLD
huh

>>153649115
If he was 30, wanted out, and the team was rebuilding, yeah.

>>153649179
True

>>153649161
switzerland is only a "boss" place to live if you are a tax dodging international banker or some cunt like jeffrey epstein, who went there on holidays because it was normal for old people to fuck underaged girls in that sick shithole society. i guess that explains why this faggot swiss cunt likes the cats considering tanner finger bruhn and bailey sniff are child rapists too. they also cook the books to cheat the cap rather than avoid tax, so i guess it makes even more sense.

>>153649115
in a heartbeat
also it was pick 9

oh well essendon totally owned everyone and merett getting 35 meaningless touches dragging essendon to a rousing 15th finish will show everyone

When I have kids they'll play baseball because I'm an ameriboo

>>153649166
>>153649191
no need to samefag, and also you are still retarded

>>153649202
pick 9 might as well be pick 49, this was a bad draft year and future draft picks are a poison chalice with all the concessions that tasmania are going to get. hawthorn were going to need to give up someone actually decent to get merrett, you can't let a player as essential as him leave for fucking henry hustwaite. at the very least they need to be a starting calibre player.

>>153649212
baseball is just cricket if it sucked

Tasmania seem nice this time of yeah i was watching a livestream on tiktok of a guy in Hobart and it was sunny at like 930pm

>>153649216
t. Adrian dodoro.

>WE HAVE OLD RIVALRY WITH A CLUB BUT EVEN THOUGH WE IRRELEVENT NOW WE DON'T DO DEAL WITH OLD RIVALRY CLUB EVEN IF IT WILL BENEFIT OUR FUTURE

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>>153649226
t.

>>153649180
>even more expensive than this cunt pit
Yes, everything there is expensive. Groceries more than here, energy slightly more than here. Housing about the same.
>wages barely higher than here
Minimum wage in Switzerland is CHF 24.48 an hour ($44.71 AUD). Minimum wage here is $24.95 per hour. They still come out ahead even with a slightly higher cost of living.
>it's always cold and snowy as fuck
I don't mind the cold but there springs and summers are amazing, especially in the low-lying areas.
>and have to live around albanians and turks
We have to live around Indians, Muslims and Chinese. And they're over 90% white. They've got the edge there.

I'm content to live in Australia but if I was given free citizenship to another country Switzerland would be high on the list of desirables for me.

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>>153649242

never got the argument that gold coast taking academy players dilute the draft
these players wouldnt have existed without the academy

these fucking fake pseuds using AI to argue kek

>>153649254
It's more them having basically exclusive access to them. When you grow the game and create new markets yeah you're going to get talent from new area's. Just because a new club is from that area shouldn't mean the older clubs can't have access to that talent. Just like gold coast has a bunch of players from Victoria in their team.

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1469082/teams-geelong-cats-star-bailey-smith-sidelined-new-carlton-blues-elijah-hollands-and-wade-derksen-get-a-chance

bruhnbros we back

>>153646928
based desu

>>153649275
Poopercoachers/Fantasycucks??? Is Worpel back? The early bye isn't too appealing but not a popular bye at least

>>153649252
Yeah, that's a benefit but not like it's all that necessary. Their crime rate is low.
In 2024-25 they had 563,633 criminal incidents recorded. Victoria alone had 483,583.

>>153649264
I'm not using AI but I using searches to confirm my suspicions you were full of shit.

>>153649252
gunas or not i miss actually attainable women like this

Connie you here mate?

put a girl on

my dick

GET A FIRE GOING

>A former AFL player allegedly ripped off clients of his pool business, leaving some out of pocket with “giant holes” in their backyards, a jury has been told.
>Ex-AFL player Nick Stevens accused of defrauding six Mildura families of $170k
fuck head tradies do this all the time

>>153649325
>Shonky tradies are making so much that they're overcharging families by almost $30k each
This has to end.

Fucked it all up. No going back.

>>153649330
Just give those families their money back, Nick.

>>153649199
paying tax is based!!

always a fucking cunt in here that knows everything
sick of it

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fuck imagine living here that would suck

>>153649339
Where's the diversity?

>>153649339
you could post a pic of a house on sydney harbour and say the same thing dickhead
you arent ever getting close to either ya poor cunt

its pol faggots they're know it all spergs

>>153649335
shut up and listen you stupid cunt

>>153649335
No you're wrong. He doesn't know everything, I know everything

>>153649335
Rather than whining about people proving you wrong why don't you just try and be right for once, you dumb cunt?

stop being a big dumb dumb then mate

look at all the pseuds out themselves kek
they just cant help it

Been playing you dumbarses like a fiddle all afternoon and I hardly post in this place anymore. Nothing changes with you lot.

>>153649079
Being proud of not knowing anything.

>gets mad that he gets proven wrong all the time
>then pretends he was just pretending to be retarded all along
Sad.

and now for my final act
i will report the posts for being off topic

No one controls me. I am free

>>153649357
kek

just woke up

runescape servers are down

>>153649367
Runescape is still a thing?

new 'mick for the season: everyone in /afl/ is going to use a tripcode for the 2026 season and nobody will post as anonymous until the final siren of the grand final.

i'll start

>>153649381
Go fuck yourself.

never learnt how to get a trip, but this place would be better with enforced usernames

/afl/ should be fucking banned. you are all disgraceful posters

>>153649387
Thread IDs would be fine. Trips, no.

I demand compensation from all of you.

Why don't we all just take a chill pill

thread ids would ruin some of my micks

Did anyone see that story about the influencer who is being sued by a hotel for a video she made demonstrating to people how to wash their panties in a hotel coffee machine?
Wild.

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photos you see once and never again

42nd best player in the league, Bailey Smith, will miss tomorrow's game against premiership favourites Carlton due to a calf injury

might write a steamy romance story like heated rivalry but about footy

then laugh when foids start sitting front row at games en masse and start yelling NOW KISS at the footymen

ok champ

>>153649419
Yeah he'll be on the mcg pitch when he raises the cup not in some dumb afl photo studio.

>>153649423
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/153640137#p153649435
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/153639643#p153649427

>>153649419
Why does he look so different this year

>>153649479
captaincy glow

>>153649479
Long hair.

>>153649465
nice quoting ya fuckin new fag

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>>153649419
>photos you see once and never again

>>153649079
The pride in being an uncultured and undignified slob

>he reads the FAQ

>>153649212
I’ll have mine be habitual cyclists and let them play soccer if they want because I’m a Euroboo

hello newfaggot

>>153649491
what cultural things have you done this month, mr patrician?

>>153649079
eating meat

>>153649508
It’s not even about being completely urbane or sophisticated, it’s the simple baseline standards that come with having the slightest degree of self-respect and dignity.

>>153649517
Whats your problem?

>>153649519
Australian culture’s (a term used very loosely here) pride in being an uncultured and undignified slob

sex gifs

for me, once again it's basedbane

>>153649526
crisp dean norris

>3 doors away from my house they've built 3 new flats on the single block
>the neighbour 2 doors away from my house (so next door to the new flats) has a dog that constantly barks
>can hear the stupid thing barking at 6:30am some mornings
find it crazy how just because my dumb neighbour wanted a dumb dog that potentially 4 different families don't get any peace and quiet at any time

I’m gay

>>153649541
You can submit a noise complaint to council though it probably won't achieve much. If their dog is barking that early in the morning though a complaint is valid. The threat of a fine might be enough to get the person to pull their head in and give their dog the training and/or stimulation it requires.

>>153649559
Prove it then

>>153649568
I support Collingwood

fucking tradies

I feel beautiful again

>>153649490
Business idea: A unitary Australian state

how does one obtain gainful employment in 2026

>>153649604
Know somebody or lie on your resume.

>>153649604
Don’t be any combination of straight white Christian or male

>>153649541
Worth a genuine complaint

>>153649604
According to my linkedin, [your interest] + ai

I don't like AI.

You chaps excited for the footy?

Ai is good for us

Why is saints/ pies part of opening round?

>>153649631
It isn't mate, they don't play until round 8

>>153649631
Good question

Wish I was a gay guy or a chick so I didn’t have to hold back tears in front of people all the time

>>153649627
No. I'm not going to watch a single minute of it. The game is dead.

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>>153649637

>>153649643
this
the bread is stale and the circus is played out

Can't go on like this anymore

>>153649631
The saints weird cunt president kept sooking about everything so they gave them opening round to shut him up

>>153649644
Is Wurundjeri a pies or saints home game?

>>153649661
What’s it to you ya carnt!

>>153649604
forklift licence. same as every other year.

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>Robert Carradine, best known as Lizzie McGuire’s dad, took his own life.
>He was 71.

F

Missus wants a holiday with her friends in Kenya

>>153649673
I thought he died choking himself whilst masturbating

>>153649676
>>153649673
Actually there was foul play involved

>>153649676
Sometimes you kick, sometimes you get kicked

>>153649676
that was david mate
there's a lot of them

Is rob carradine related to the legendary keith carradine?

>>153649676
That was his half-brother. There's a chance he died the same way but left a note saying "if you find me and I've gone too far, pull up my pants and say it was a suicide", but his father was a paranoid schizophrenic with a long history of mental illness so probably not shocking if one of his sons also was to some degree.

>>153649686
Brother.

weegee

I need help yet nobody cares

>>153649743
Put your hand up, someone will attend to you shortly

>>153649743
People have their own problems. Sorry, mate.

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*yank*
>-ACK

>>153649743
We’ve tried mate but you refuse tell us what’s wrong

>>153649753
brutal mogging

>>153649762
It's all gone to shit

>>153649780
footy is back in 9 days :)

>>153649805
And we get a preseason appetiser starting tomorrow.

I’m never sad when I flog my arsehole

Tried eating liver tonight, was fucking revolting kek

>>153649822
Did you soak it in milk? I've never cooked it myself but I vaguely recall you're supposed to soak it in milk for a while before cooking.

>>153649822
Kek absolute chudslop

>>153649822
what sort of liver? ckicken liver is amazing. beef is poopoo.

my dog eats dried liver treats, i wouldn't eat that shit

>>153649835
Yes, it tasted great like a more succulent and sweet version of meat and good texture too but then the after taste of every bite was enough to make me almost spew
>>153649899
Beef

>>153649673
must be something with roberts and taking the easy way out

>>153649753
zerrett was lucky nignat didn't pick him up and toss him into the second row

>>153649932
this looks like dogshit but it's fucking amazing would highly recommened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3hXvLfcZ24

gonna go fuck my arse then bed

>>153649935
Kek

>>153649948
how do you fuck your bed

Would gladly never hear the yank accent again, fuck I’m beyond sick of them

iggs

Tried do a massive saints again but nothing happened. Maybe next time

>>153650394
crisp

I want to call someone a nigger

>>153652722
i just did corrrrrr

Good morning alf

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Still spots left in the /afl/ supercoach league

/afl/ supercoach league - 821684

gma

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2026 brownlow winner N Daicos

>>153655152
They'll just bend the statistics to justify their original choice

>>153655152
>Stats are the grey ones like """Effective""" disposals, thereby changing nothing
Umps confirmed Poopercoaches instead of Fanatasychads

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ysBAC5U3h91k
How the kangs have fallen kek

Andre u dumb muhfuggah

>>153655981
Well the world likely wouldn't have progressed with technology past 500BC

I'd rather sit in this chair until I grow grey hair
I'll be dead at 45 man I ain't scared

ynr "the tillies"
https://archive.is/yh3oY

>>153656254
Weird how they stopped pushing women's sport so hard

Which one of you spastics just called Dwayne on SEN? Absolute stkila nuffie

Opening round makes NO SENSE

>>153657160
gives you something to bitch about other than jews blacks and women for a change.

beef jerky, chicken schnitzel, mission corn chips and a lime split for lunch

>>153657160
The intent is exclusive footy in NSW and QLD while the NRL goes to Vegas. Capitalise on the lack of sport there that week to try and generate more interest in non footy states.

However because Collingwood bitched about having to travel they get opening round in Melbourne this year entirely defeating the purpose of opening round and making the whole concept redundant.

Biggest sliders of 2026 : Geelong
Biggest risers of 2026: the mighty bombers

>>153657518
t. josh jenkins

any of you worthless spackers going to make a tipping league?

>>153657160
pretty sure it's a way around some obligation to have carlton vs richmond as the first game of round 1.

>income from tarrifs will replace income tax for americans
holy shit I want what drugs he's on

footy?

>cancelling medicare so americans can choose what healthcare they want, not what the governement say they can have
sounds great!
>but yoif you can't pay what it costs then you'll probably die
oh thats bad.
>but trump's establishing a low-cost derug company called Trump RX.
thats hilarious but good!

got a mate who reckons he's seen geelong slide

Just made a covert post in /nrl/

>>153658044
its not covert if you tell people you've done it. ypou're attention whoring.

>>153658448
Rude and wrong

considering the posting frequency on /nrl i'd also say tat it wouldn't be hard to find your post. not very covert, 007.

>>153658485
covert means secret, unnoticed. it's not secret. you want people to go look. thats attention-seeking.

>>153658529
there are covert chinese spies in australia and everyone knows it, but they don't know, who, where, how, or why

If I know something that's secret, is it secret since I know it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSR_v8xmObw

>>153658559
Yes (don't tell anybody)

>>153658697
what if zelda was a girl?

I just had unprotected sex and it felt oh so FUCKING good. Go pies

>>153658754
what was her name?

>>153658779
Fuck off you're not funny

>>153658815
Oh and I suppose you're a comedian then? Go on fuckhead, tell us all a joke.

>>153658850
What's brown and sticky?

Poo lol

Ok that was actually a good one

saw issac quaynor at wets last night

misso and i are thinking about going to wet on wellington for the swingers night