>>153642471Oh, so he could’ve played if he really wanted to
Devils gold medal btw
4 more years of things "surfacing"
Bummer, Cindy.
Where was team UK in the hockey tournament?
it would be old news if they didnt openly cope
i'll say it againgg usayou were duethe better team won
>>153642471CrosGOD leaving his ego behind by not forcing himself to play and be a burden to the team vs. BITCHkinnon playing injured and missing wide open nets.
>>153642471
the broship won't play on the same day until march 1st
>>153642509*nuzzles you*Thanks :3 Hope we can... do this again teehee*blushes*
>>153642509now back to the season. olympics suck
Rantanen out for a week
>>153642509Team China played better but Team Israeli's goalie played the game of his life. Thems the breaks.
>>153642557Yeah he seemed perfectly mobile when he accepted bronze so I don’t foresee it being a major injury
Saxons are the weakest race of humans to ever exist
>>153642482probably didn't want to exacerbate the injury since the pens look like they're making the ploffs and figures this could be his last run for another stanley since the pens suck and he'll retire soon; that, coupled with thinking canada would probably win without him anyway. he was ready to hand the torch to mcgaykid and macbitchfit but canada doesn't make 'em like thiccsby anymore
>>153642509>the better team wonLet's be real, Canada would probably win a bo7
>>153642599Turn in your citizenship
I just remembered they had 90 seconds of 5v3 during the height of the onslaught and it still wasn't enough.
Still boilin' I see
>what ifno
waging was hella grim today bro's
>>153642628kick back relax and have some of your leftover chili
>U.S. Women's Hockey Team declines Trump's invitation to the State of the UnionWill the men be pressured to tone it down or decline as well? I suspect some of them will speak up and say that "we didn't approve his divisive rhetoric but what could we do"Fuck, the media even managed to pit two winning teams against each other based on their identities.>hmm they are all white so we can't make it about race, let's focus on the gender and then they blame Trump.
>>153642621Even the CBC is getting into the cope.
>>153642624>americans forced to acknowledge the olympics are legitimate
>>153642641SHALL
Trump here. Don't make me have to start heeming you hoc twinks.
>CBC blocks the video of their seethe JUST
>>153642614I mean I'll admit it was still the most American style of win you could possibly ask for which was cool to see. They sieged the hell of us in the 2nd and 3rd and we held on.
>>153642645They declined due to prior engagements thoughbeit and expressed gratitude etc. they didn't decline and go on a rant about ICE
what the fuck is marner's problem
>>153642624Can you post the gold medal pepe you used
>>153642647only the most recent one
>>153642668>They declined due to prior engagements thoughbeitThat's the most common way to decline a White House invitation, Jalen Hurts and many of the Eagles did the same thing. You will not truly be an adult until you can learn to read between the lines
>>153642684as is your right
>>153642647They are now legitimate since we won
>>153642672He's happy to see Matthews feeling the same freedom he does being out from Toronto's iron grip, if only briefly.
the funniest cope has to be "we were the better team". Canadians use this cope even though they, more than anyone, realize that in this particular hockey game, that was not the case. I've seen many games where the better team lost, because of flukey goals, etc. but that didn't happen here. simple as.
>>153642672he's happy for his amigo
>>153642656KWAB
>>153642645>Will the men be pressured to tone it down or decline as well?Ice hockey's entire playerbase and fanbase are young white men in usually rural or suburban areas, why do you think they would even care? lol they're virtually all super conservative, I don't know how anyone is shocked by that.
>>153642700if americans were so much better then why didnt they end in regulation?
>>153642712If the Canadians were so much better why didn't they?
we would have won if the mens team stayed in the village sucking and fucking around (like what olympians always do) instead of staying in a separate hotel like a bunch of incels
>>153642712Did margin of victory matter in 2010?
>>153642714we tried, but americans cheated too better than us
>>153642712>if anal sex is so bad why don't I have gonnorrhea yetdon't worry your time will come
>>153642645Otter is confirmed not playing Wednesday so I’m fairly certain they’re all going to the White House. What plebbitors don’t get is that the right has a substantial amount of purchasing power and make up the majority of nhl fans who actually buy shit and players so disenfranchising them, especially for the sake of new fair weather heated rivalry fans is just a non starter.
199319672014
>>1536427232010 wasnt 3v3 garbage
>>153642718Blame McKinnon for being a stick in the mud
>>153642724>we triedKek the leaves tried.
>>153642724>americans cheated too better than usHoly unironic Rajeshabab moment
>>153642718They're juicing
>>153642737the superior cheating nation reigns supreme
>>153642700At a time in the game when the score was tied and US offense was pretty much nonexistent, MacKinnon missed a wide open sitter that he probably makes 99/100 times. You can't lie that that was lucky as hell.
>>153642718Have you seen your team? Nobody's tryna fuck those niggas
Jacob Trouba elbows people in the head and is libbed out as fuck, underrated player
>>153642747>superior cheating nation reigns supremeNo, leaves lost, retard.
>>153642761everyone wants a piece of macklin's ass
>>153642718They didn't want Celebrini to get passed around
>>153642687>team nobody cares about doesn't go to white houseThat's really their problem not mine. And in fairness Trump will 100% take questions from the press at any event and the team will just have to stand there awkwardly smiling while he talks about bombing Iran, mass deportations, and tariffing Narnia. At that point your mere presence is guaranteed to piss someone off.
>>153642750VPN off Raj. No such thing as luck in hockey
>>153642750He's a cheating, diving cunt. Karma.
>>153642764>nou
mackinnon's hometown is not taking the loss too well
>>153642780>$300 tvwho cares
>>1536427791993 and etc.
>>153642766Nobody knows who that is, they see him and think he's a janitor. Everyone is trying to fuck Americhads, whom everyone knows
>>153642750>this one playi get it. what's interesting is that as a hockey player, when you get a puck that drops in your lap like that, often you get so excited in the moment that it leads to a mistake. that's clearly what happened to nate there. it sucks but it happens all the time and it's also what separates veterans/champions from the rest. they can stay calm in the moment. Nate is an incredible hockey player but he lets his emotions get in the way of finishing the job.
>>153642780I never understood how you could get worked up to the point of breaking your own shit? Like you'll have to pay money to fix itTake your anger out on your son and beat him into the perfect hockey player to exact vengeance
>>153642801It's not real, they just do that to go viral on TikTok or whateverIt happens every big sports event
¡BJÖRK!
>>153642733Who asked
>>153642750And the Americans had a double doink that would have tilted the game their way. The whole point of the game is putting puck in net. Canada couldn't do that when it counted. That's not luck, that's game performance.
>>153642780>>153642793Not a bad deal for $300 if it can take that much chainsawing before finally giving up.
>>153642822the retard trying to equate the two
>>153642780east coast niggas truly live in mudhuts in the boonies lmao
>>153642798Players of that caliber don't miss wide open shots from that short of a distance all the time though, that's what makes it so egregious. Connor McDavid, however, is actually just a proven massive choker. His mistakes were to be expected.
>>153642842Haha so true!We're you able score any heroine today btw?
>>153642780that tv was paid for by the albertan taxpayer.
>>153642780I'm told this is superior to Alabama. Is this deer camp in the middle of winter?
>>153642853source?
>>153642826That was actually a redirect by Guentzel. https://x.com/_j_a_k_e_d/status/2025582913627058275
gaudreaus still a dead bitch
>>153642835I don't remember asking that
>>153642865quebec reroutes equalization payments and pockets the rest
>>153642771The tim thomas/obama thing is also a good precedent (I'm sure it's happened a bunch in other sports with both parties) - it's a women's hockey team, obviously someone is not going to want to go, so why should the rest of them let a teammate get screamed at by vultures
>>153642872Canacuck still a dead bitch
>>153642842do not
>>153642872Just like my Humboldt Broncos
>>153642878are you saying the province of quebec bought that tv?
>>153642885>>153642891Its too easy
>>153642700>someone didn't see the deserve to win o-meterretard. we won.
>>153642868>Americhad with thousandths of a second to react to a puck hurtling in midair as opposing goalie wheels into posititionbarely misses goal by quarter inch>Canacuck with lunchtime reservation to a perfectly centered pass and a practically empty goalshoots into the netting in total chokejob
>>153642908>Its too easycanacucks losing?
Dolan is going to keep Drury the terrorist because he is a "winner" especially now after being on the gold medal winning staff.
>>153642922>the result of both playsNO GOAL
>ynr when people thought Canada was good at hockey.
>>153642930>cuck obsessedbased
>>153642931Not so fast
>President Trump after a gunman was shot in a failed assassination attempt at Mar-a-Lago: >“I don’t know how long I’ll be around. I got a lot of people gunning for me, don’t I?”
>>153642672Marner's happy because he gets to go back to Vegas McDavid is depressed because he has to go back to Edmonton and his soulless house
>>153642939we are the superior 5v5 OT nationamericans are more of a 3v3 OT nation
How were they allowed a 6th skater?
>>153642932>NO GOALLike canacucks when it matters.
>>153642932>the result for CanadaNO GOLD
>>153642939>ynr the ridiculous stereotype of Canadians being the nicest people on Earth going up in flames in the span of a week
>>153642941>canacucknot based
>>153642872someone raped you
>>153642962fortunately the stereotype of americans being the worst winners on the planet rings true
>>153642951Your dogshit team couldn't beat America 3v5, much less 5v5.
>>153642952Executive Order
>>1536429721993
>>153642950Someone add the Olympic plush for the lulz.
>>153642982canada beat america 5v5 in 4 nationsmeanwhile americheats cant win without 3v3 novelty hockey
>>153642709doesn't seem like it.
This is... everything.
canacucks are so cute about exhibition games. Cute!
>>153643007Canada has lost 2 out of 3 or 2/3 of the games they’ve played against America in the past year.
>Women
Everytime I see a Canadian bitch online about America I just think of this dork typing it all out and I chuckle;https://youtu.be/HQe-I3a7ZPk?si=WZelU3iZA2B-9qdZ
>>153643020we are 1-1 in championships and the only nation to win with 5v5 hockey
>>153643007"4 nations face off"No one cares
>>153643008Independent is just code for republican btw
>>153643016>>153643030as usual the losing nation is coping hard
>>153643023>losersbut they're winners
>>153643011 Did they run out of kids his own color the day he went to pick up one?
Cast it>free space: Timothy Chalemet as Jack Hughes
>>153643031lol no it isn't, don't even attempt that nonsense. the secret republican code is libertarian.
>>153643023uhhhh am I supposed to know who Kelly Keegs is?
>>153643039yes that does seem to be the case
>>153643023>works for barstool>wtf i hate mendumb whore quit your job then
>>153642952kek
>>153643055
>>153643039I can't hear you over the sound of Free Bird
>>153643011holy shit>millions of dollars in the bank>STILL a massive cuck to some thug i bet it was his wife's idea. what a complete and utter cuck
>>153642952When you skate with Christ you never skate alone.
>>153643055nice exhibition game
It's ogre. Trump is officially boycotted by an entire gender.
>>153643023qrd? Is this because they all laughed at them along with the President?
>>153643069It was a devil that won the game actually
>>153643069I heard he's not so good near the boards
>>153643052Australia is about 20 years behind the political lingo but feels the need to chime in here. When can we range ban the worst posting countries like Australia and Brazil?
>>153643100Holy seething
>>153643082That and hanging out with Kash Patel and the joke about having to invite the women's team
>>153642712We’re getting there.In 2030 it’ll end in regulation.In 2034 the game will be out of your reach by the 2nd period.
>>153643023I'm a leftist but these insufferable cunts are radicalizing me
>>153643081Women cant help but set the sport back. Like, toots, go get your pictures taken with the men and if youre cute you might get a marketing deal in your local area. But these dykes just don't get it.
>>153642972Says the nation that's been jerking themselves off over Crobitches golden goal for 16 years and coping about nothing they lose being a serious competition.
>>153643114>We’re getting there.not with those shot totalsot was the ONLY way for you to win
>>153643105oh you were VPNing I see. No retard libertarians are democrats now and anybody who can read voting data knows independents means "Votes for Trump" for the last 10 years at least. Sheesh
>>153643023>ummm wtf Jack Hughes would never laugh at Trump’s joke in the rape play puppy play bdsm gay fan fic I write about him and his brother >THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS I don’t care for these people, it’s not enough for me, they need to be nuked!
>>153643100lol what point do you think you're making here? political lingo? you fucking imbecile.
>>153643107its gonna be funny when Trump starts roasting the women for not showing up when he's taking pictures of the men
>>153643007Congrats on the big win at Uncle Fester's hockey exhibition or whatever. My country just RAPED the entirety of planet Earth on hockey's biggest stage :)
>>153643120speaking of which americans still havent won gold on their own soil against canadaanother reason their win was worth less
>>153643043internet chuds recoil in pain when they realize very few american religious conservatives are racist
>>153643129Yes /hoc/ is just 1 guy on a VPN talking to himself
>>153643129that's a different person and you really are just an absolute retard.>hurr libertarians are democrats and independents are republicans even though that's not how numbers work>also i don't understand the point of that completely uncontroversial chart, but i'm going to shit my pants anywaypathetic
>>153643142>uses 15 year old political lingo>seething uncontrollably when called on itMy point is we should range ban australia for having the worst posts on this website. Is reading comprehension a thing down there Dundee?
>>153643158Didn’t read
>>153643155>youre 5v5 ot doesnt count>my 3v3 ot makes me world championhow many scf have been decided 3v3?
>>153643169>>youre
>>153643167lol what lingo are you pretending is 15 years old now?
>>153643117the women team played their hearts out and your first thought is them dressing up to please the male gaze? seek help retard.
Gaudreau isn't going to drag his mangled corpse from the grave to suck you guys off for defending him.
Crosby's golden goal was 4v4 so really it shouldn't even count
>1993>2014
>>153643190im ok with this, we can fall back on 2014 then>1980
Guys, is it true that the Toronto Maple Leafs haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1967?That seems wild to me. Toronto is the de facto capital of hockey. It’s by far the largest city in Canada and home to the hockey HOF. And yet they haven’t won the cup in nearly 60 years? For reference, my dad was 1 year old the last time they won the Stanley Cup, and he’s looking to retire soon.In baseball we make fun of the New York Yankees relentlessly for not winning since 2009. But 2009 is a lot more recent than 1967. Did anybody else know this, or is this newly-discovered information? 1967. Wow, 1967. So long ago. You know Martin Luther King Jr. was still alive when that happened. Walt Disney was still alive when that season started. Most households still had black and white TVs. The Beatles recently stopped touring. We hadn’t been to the Moon yet.1967, huh? Wow.
Is this the biggest samir meltdown of all time
>>153643121Cope, seethe and dilate.
>>153643092He always rises again, no matter how big the hit, lotta heart that kid.
>>153643166>two posts back to back bubbling uncontrollablydid a dingo eat your baby bud?
I feel so bad for this creatura
>>153643218your concession is accepted.
>>153643209It's definitely up there
>>153643188saaaaaaaar
>>153643169>youre 3v3 otLearn English, pajeet. Thanks for the easy gold medal, you've got 4 long years to work on your copes before you get humiliated again by the AmeriGODS.
>>153643219eyebrows have never looked more elite
>>153643161 You don't have to be a "racist chud" to not want to raise a kid that's not the same race as you. That's unhinged logic.
>>153643209Copey got him good a few years back but it's been a while since we've seen a category 5 that's for sure
>>153642810m-my team
>>153643231it doesnt count is your goto, im sure it will work for us
when can we get back to flamesposting?
>>153643241one of many Copey1s
What team is my Devils biggest rival. Who do I hate
>>153643225>>153643241Hey Samir, stop deflecting.
>>153643251my rangers
>>153643243Kino
>>153643023 He's the President, why would they want to not meet the President? If I was American and Obama or Biden were Presidents and I could meet them 'cause of some great feat I did, I would still do it. It's stupid to do anything different.
>>153643251>rags
>>153643251Islanders they think NJ is a dumpster state.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>153643269A solid 35-45% of the American population believes Trump is not just political opposition but something innately dangerous to the American body politic. Any assessment of him or administration other than unqualified rejection is tantamount to appeasing a dictator.I'm not saying this is correct or incorrect, but it's how people feel, particularly people who are overrepresented in Women's sports.
>>153643283The Quinnipiac kid Wyttenbach putting up goofy numbers is from Long Island too. Broship is real
Sometimes I get a little stiffy when I scratch and sniff my own ass. What does that mean?Go my Rangers and Islanders btw, before I forget to mention
>>153643245My go-to "cope" is posting this picture of my country being crowned world champions of hockey, actually. How does this image make you feel, Saar?
>have jack hughes in fantasy>does fuck all and gets injured >scores the gwg for usa at the olympics he’s gotta be gary’s bastard son or something. little jew midget.
>>153643269A solid 35-40% of the American population believes Trump is not just political opposition but something innately dangerous to the American body politic. Any assessment of him or his administration other than unqualified rejection is tantamount to appeasing a dictator in their eyes.I'm not saying this is correct or incorrect, but it's how people feel, particularly people who are overrepresented in Women's sports.
>>153643269Tim Thomas hid in a bunker instead of meeting Obama.
So the entire US mens team are republicans. I don't think people realize how much worse this makes the loss for Canadians. I fully expect team US players returning to their Canadian teams are gonna get booed. Canadians hate Donald Trump more than they hate losing gold medals.
>>153643121Why didn't the dream team win in regulation? 5v3, and no goals?
Folks, let me tell you: it is a very tough time to be a hockey fan.Hockey is a very conservative sport. It’s a given that the vast majority of players are Republicans, and many of them are hardcore MAGA. But Team USA specifically is comprised of some of the most outspoken MAGA shitheads in the NHL, and I was rooting hard against them.What’s been really tough for me is seeing all the so-called “progressive” hockey fans who are apparently able to set aside their principles and root for a team of MAGA bootlickers who will undoubtedly attend the White House and let Trump soak in all the glory.
Came here all the way from /pol/ just to say>leefs
>>153643312powerful caption. thank you for sharing in these dark times.
>>153643243
The best Team Canada ever assembled had the third worst goaltender in the league and one defenseman.
>>153643302This might be the worst ice celebration pic of all time. Why are they so off center?
Generational post-season post hitter Bustin Matthews is Olympic Champion before Mcbust
>>153643302its feels like vindication since it was americans who always pretended the olympics was irrelevant congrats
>>153643052retard. Independent just means You are ok with fags marrying and ok with negros aborting kids but as long as retarded gop bible thumper doesn't run in the general or putting up a based black man/woman you will vote GOP. They just sit at home during voting day when the GOP does retarded shit. Obama 2008 is the only exception to this rule and it was over by the midterms
>>153643219Is it painted beard?
>>153643344He's also elite
>>153643321>make your party’s entire platform about how straight white males are evil >find out straight white males support the other party>seethe in disbelief Hard to imagine having a lower iq moment than that but Reddit really does tend to outdo itself
>>153643319americans were cheating
>>153643298 They just think he's muh racist and muh sexist. That's all it is.
>>153643353We need to start a campaign to bring him home
Leafbros, don't worry. You'll be over this moment around 2100.
>>153643116catherine liu is a good catharsis for this
My snow penis is least 24 inches long
>>153643243He is admissible to paralympics. More gold.
>>153643367Once Houston gets a team he'll be their first signing
>>153643379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IkuV-_PWBM
>>153643353i'm happy for this guy
I think mcdavid's gonna backstab his long time friends by gutting 90% of the oilers roster in major blackmail type of trades
>>153643317losing to pedos is never nice
>>153643346anon i know how the system works, having lived in it in addition to paying basic attention. don't try to push your stupid headcanon on me.
>>153643158
Hellebuyck really called Trump daddy lol
>>153643243 Having a chipped tooth is cool now
Im watching the miami local news and goddamn these reporters are retarded. Theyre in the airport waiting for the players to come out and they completely ignored Tortorella. They had no idea he was part of the team until the fans went crazy.
>>153643317>tfw two of my Sensies' three best players are AmericanIf TDS retards run Brady and Sanderson out of town because CBC keeps telling them Trump is literally Hitler...
>>153643425maybe in another lifetime lil' guy
Our Sennies mentioned :))))))
Amazing angle
>>153643316 That's stupid too, but to my understanding that was one guy, whereas the women's team is a whole team who agreed to not take up the invitation.
>>153643353I'm sure this will lead to a Stanley
Reminder Crosby got carried by Kessel
Cucknadians are so pissed about this because it was KWABnner KWABDavid's last shot at legitimizing his hype and he blew it all by himself.
>>153643427 where?
>>153643451
>>153643451>24 hours is considered "another lifetime" in LeafistanThe MAID situation is insane
>>153643492meanwhile burgers are forced to pay respect to a jewish twink for erasing over 40 years of failure
>>153643504cope he's only half
>>153643504>meanwhile burgers are forced to pay respect to a jewishWhy are you like this
>>153643503usa is hosting the winter olympics today?
>>153643504Who's saying I'm being forced?
>>153643435why should "being a reporter" make you able to recognize everyone's face? There are roughly zero jobs in journalism so the sports desk is probably like one college girl and one old guy who mostly knows football, torts has never worked for the panthers
Olympic hockey is weirdThese guys now have to go back to the same teams and play with each other again
>>153643504>>153643501
canadians dominated the yanks yesterday. if that's a best-of-seven, leafs win in 5.
>>153643514They participated in the Winter Olympics yesterday, and they obliterated your poverty country. Hence the seethe.
>>153643530Toronto wouldn't be able to win against either of those teams, what do you mean
>>153643540>moves the goalposts
>>153643498In the video where Trump called them in the locker room
>>153643522It’s not when you realize Olympic hockey is all they really care about. The NHL is just a paycheck
>>153643504 What's wrong with being Jewish?
>>153643530Uh huh
yo listen up yt people imma tell you imma TELL you all about this HOCKEY now. ok listen up here we GO
>>153643530>IfIF my aunt had a penis, she'd by my uncle.IF I said that as a leaf, I'd get thrown in prison Kek
why is McBustshit so dawgless
>Canada's literal most famous and celebrated moment was when Bobby Clarke battle-axed the greatest Russian player to break his leg and put him out of the Summit Series. Everybody in Canada cheered like mad when this happened, and it was celebrated in a CBC video about the tournament.wtf is this true /hoc/?
>>153643554Dude on the right is malding even having to talk about it
>>153643545I don't need to move them, Leafs can't even score on a stationary goal.
>>153643463Dion Phaneuf would have stopped Werenski.
>>153643023ah yes the exact same thing. im sorry, i was ecstatic when our women won gold but the notion that these two accomplishments are equal is preposterous. all the women's hockey i watched was full of falling down constantly and all types of assorted comedy. not to mention the fact that every single team besides the usa and canada were complete jokes. i would assume most women who arent complete retards would agree with me.
>>153643572That's proud Canadian P.K. Subban
>>153643463It highlights how fucking trash Binnington is.
this man should be an olympic medalist today
>>153643463I actually thought the number 29 would win that battle when i watched it live
>>153643578yet you moved them anyways team usa could never on us soil vs canada
unfortunately non-british european countries can never be elite in hockey because they do not have any teams in the NHL and thus cannot win the stanley cup, the only thing which matters in hockey
>>153643609washed
>>153643600hughes whiffed on it, dummy
>>153643616Still didn’t read
I'm just happy that Gary managed to grow the game so much during these Olympic Games, and I can't wait till Wednesday so we can all get back into the current NHL season
>>153643631i accept your concession
>>153643312There will never be any chance of reasoning with these people.
hayesy b might be onto something
The roster freeze is over. Where are the trades.
>>153643530But it wasn't a best-of-seven.It was a best-of-one.
>>153643646Same except I’m excited to watch my first NHL game and start an exciting new adventure in my life
>>153643628We're getting into dangerous cope territory here, outright denying video footage of KWABnada losing
>>153643671He's always got good takes. The real voice of Toronto sports.
You leafs realize he cursed you, right? You need to at a minimum run him out of curling.
>>153643703Okay newfag the Olympics are over
>>153643345>I feel vindicated because I moved the goal posts where they can no longer be seenYou're a schizo, seek help (MAID)
>>153643671Crosby seems like he knows a little bit about hockey.
>>153643618It's sad when you think about it that way, but then again, this place is full of immigrants and distant relatives of immigrants, so technically, if you wanted to be that much of a hard on, you could root for every player that shared your own family's heritage, maybe be culturally biased based on social moraise >I mean... if you wanted to be THAT much of a hard on, you must have all the free time in the world, so what's stopping you
>Olympics hockey needs to be 3v3 OT because schedulingHockey is the main event of the Olympics. Why not have a dedicated arena for it so it doesn't encroach on other disciplines?
>>153643671not it should be doug armstrong again to fill roster spots with his blues plugs
>>153643705199320141982you must cast this man out of your village and metaphorically stone him to death in order to cleanse your nation state of its sportcrimes
>>153642672Marner has been becoming less Canadian and more America since being in Vegas
A lunatic like Jay Woodcroft would have had Canada scoring four goals a period with his genius run-and-gun tactics. But no, Cooper wanted to play ethical textbook hockey with a team full of offensive savants. We deserved it. Fuck you.
I’m scared, bros. When we Anschluss Canada, what are we going to do with all these bad hockey players like McDavid and MacKinnon?
Imagine if the people calling for Otter or Swayman to start got their way. US would of had no shot.
>>153643748Okay newfag the olympics are over
>>153643759We don't want or need millions of commies and jeets
3v3 me leaf noob
>team of offensive savants got outscored 100% by other team?
>>153643753jon cooper has actually won things before
>>153643734The main event is figure skating, but it wasn't encroaching anyway. They were using multiple arenas for ice sports and had plenty of time. I think the real reason it was scheduled like it was is that they've been trying to use hockey like the summer marathon, as the capstone event of the games.
>>153643572>dude on the rightholy tourist
>>153643761i never wanted either one is shit the other is a jewish
>>153643554of all people, why is Stephen A doing a segment on Hockey? Doesn’t ESPN have someone better suited? this guy literally just yaps about Basketball and the NFL and sometimes combat sports but his takes are awful
>>153643710who are you quoting?
>>153643796They need to fuck off already.
>>153643805its a morning show they talk about the events of the previous day
>>153643628You haven't seen that kind of one leg out goaltending style since the mid 90s.
>>153643748this image is wrong, canada has 2 cups in the 90samericheats at it again
>>153643345>I'm glad my country got embarrassed by America at our national sport in the Olympics because Americans on the Internet sometimes say that the Olympics don't matter.This is the most mindbroken thing I've ever read on this site. Daddy America clearly dominates your mind to an unhealthy degree.
>>153643734IOC scammers love to give Olympics to 2nd and 3rd world countries so they can get kickbacks from all the infrastructure that has to be built. In Italy's case they couldn't even build the fucking rink on time or to the proper dimensions. Can't pull that grift in 1st world countries that already have all the necessary arenas and stadiums in place.
>>153643814Oh, well I don’t watch ESPN lol
>>153643821>olympic gold is a legitimate championshipthanks for affirming
Deserve to win o meter was off the charts for Canada
basically you need to go back to /int/ and reddit if you aint a bro olympics are over
I fucking knew Hellebuyck was a HoFer >I wonder if his old alma mater is celebrating
>>153643734It was a dedicated hockey arena. https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/venues/milano-santagiulia-ice-hockey-arena
>>153643671I saw on TSN last night everyone agreed that he's still going to be on the team in 4 years.
Tucker carlson is full of shit. Fuck that guy
>pk subban/ politically correct bitchI forgot about this dude
>>153643837>>153643837>>153643837
>>153643852MIGA!
Connor McDavid described the loss as "not f**king ideal*.
>>153643597The same Canadian who blacked Lindsey Vonn.
oilers oilers oilers it's all i think about now
guarantee pk's wife is gonna leave him since hes guaranteed to cheat on her since he wont be able to fuck her for months because of her injury
does the figure skating general literally get autodeleted as soon as the olympics end? kek
>>153643880I dont think theyve dated for like 10 years now
>>153643838They should celebrate by finally replacing the Rourke Bridge
Who would be /hoc/'s main character of choice?
>>153643880lol they already broke up years ago bud
So /hoc/ is the new hot genny of /sp/ for a few months
>>153643891Get the FUCK out you tourist fucking newfag.
>>153643878is that supposed to be Diogenes?>it needs more dogs
>>153643906Matt Barzal
>>153643891I wouldn't doubt it. If you let that thing fester it would turn into a borderline /vg/ general overnight where 90% of the posts are just image dumps of Alysa Liu's armpits or whatever.
should the gold medal game be replayed? canada put together one of the best rosters the sport has ever seen. to have it end because of a single goal just seems so silly, they should get a chance to at least bring it to a tie. would love some opinions on this.
He's mad because his genny has been COLONiZED by olympic /int/GODS
>>153643919Alysa Liu is a fucking chink anyways. She’s also a liberal tranny psyop, of course 4chan is fawning over her without being able to see this
>>153643705>NOOOOO STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW BAD WE DID IN THE OLYMPICSkek what a fucking bitch
>>153643939It'a amazing how stupid people from other boards are
>>153643578BODIED THAT CHEATNADIAN
>>153643906cant just have a figure skating movie, there specifically needs to be a hockey player being feminized. all of my upvotes, take them
>>153643597I'd be proud too if I blacked Lindsey Vonn.
>>153643943>ameriseethes more focused on canada losing than celebrating their gold
>>153643918>>153643906It's obviously Marner.
>>153643938can't you rewatch it peacock or whatever?
>>153643943This is the hockey thread, no one gives a fuck about your faggy curling memes
>>153643906Celebrini
>>153643906Just watch The Cutting Edge.
>>153643955Shut the fuck up Chang.
>>153643960Who says we can't enjoy your suffering? Oh a Canadian??
>>153643979case in point
welp...
what improvements can the us make to its roster before 2028? i say move tage to first line and we need one of those big giga nigga defensemen like chara
Relax dude. Crosby isn't gonna let you suck his dick no matter how much you defend team Canada on /hoc/
>>153643985Get over it dude lol
>>153643955As if you needed more proof JEETS are posting under Canadian flags
>>153643988luke hughesget the trifecta of jew
>mutts thinking a refpuck 3 on 3 OT “win” means anything substantialYall are so lucky that russia wasnt in this. Russia would of destroyed that pathetic <30 SOG squad like a hot knife through ghee
>>153643979bros, how much more heartbreak can mcdavid take. hes turning into gomer pyle
>>153643942Sure thing, buddy.
I never want to hear Jets fans ever talk shit about Hellebuyck.
>>153643974You seem upset.
>>153644008>2 shots on goal in the final Olympic game>0 game impactHe does it to himself
>AIEEEEE we lost stop reminding us
>Humiliation Ritual
you cheatedyou lostyou learn your place
i fear for lauren kyle's vagina. that shit is getting atomized as soon as mcnigga sees her
>Come to /hoc/>They are still seething about the lossWhen does it end for you guys?
>>153644005Samir what country did you flee?
>>153644032>Touch Granite
>>1536440180 game impact? He singlehandedly gave the United States the game with his hero complex.
>>153643988Caufield, Hutson and Robertson.
>>153643960Don't give up, bro. There's gotta be some way you can rephrase "Please stop laughing at me I can't handle the banter" that will be effective.
>>153643906This is what happened to Ilia Malinin.
>>153644036If he really cares and is upset about it, he shouldn't even be able to get it up.
>>153644032the superior cheating nation won
>>153643998Canada is full of Indians and their women are repulsed. U.S.A. is full of Africans and their women sneak behind their men's backs to get blacked.
>>153644041Ugly pakistani DOG, FUCK YOU
>>153643979pinnochio lookin ass
>>153644046are they gritty enough? do they have that tenacity? can they win face offs?
>>153644047>still seething uncontrollably
>>153643906Jeff Skinner
>>153644018he created more than 8 grade A chances stop talking with your emotion
>>153644050>Ove gifts your son laces>expect him to grow up to want to play hockey>ends a gay figure skating icon>can’t even win goldtough blow to dad desu
How long will the Curling Curse remain on cantada?
>>153643960
>>153644070That must be frustrating... or something
>>153644075he did win gold though
haha alright guys, enough canada jokes... lets get back on topic
>>153644077They'll have to redeem themselves in the next Olys >four years or so from now
>>153644077For as long as they keep acting like bitches in /hoc/ which is gonna be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time
2014
>>153643911Digits: 911Thanks for reminding me what the American government did to its own people. U.S.A.! U.S.A! U.S.A.!
>>153644017We all know how this goes. You shit up /hoc/ with your "blacked" bullshit, you get righteously attacked for it, and then you run to the cocksucking janny and the jeet /sp/ mod like the ching chong faggot you are.
Any trades since the trade freeze was lifted last night?
>>153644061
>>153644113Why are you angrier than an American hoodrat?
>>153644114Auston Matthews to the Phoenix Coyotes
>>153644110You realize that you don't have to be involved right? You got silver
>>153644086https://www.olympics.com/ioc/olympic-games/french-alps-2030
>>153643906>le onions boy, hard dad tropejust watch Billy Elliot
is /hoc/ just a place for canadians to come and cope these days?
>>153644114samir to /cric/ for a side order of baba ghanuj
>>153644148Always has been
>>153643722all nova scotians do
>>153644131Team China played a better game but Team Israel's goalie played the best game of his life. Thems the breaks.
Soccer is a better sport anyways, which canada will dominate in this summer. All the americucks will have to watch as their pathetic squad gets dismantled on the pitch
>>153644165This is the cope that never ends it just goes on and on my friend
>>153644132/hoc/ should go
>>153644083>ilia only won gold 4 on 4regulationbros...
>>153644165
>>153644165imagine if hyman was on your team and got the golden goal.
>>153644168senooooor
>>153644199You'd see me at temple the following week
connor mcdavid is the josh allen of football
>>153644127Just shut the fuck up, Chang.
>>153644168buenos días señor
>>153644195proud to see finland's cross there
>>153644226who is the connor mcdavid of hockey then
>>153644232Atleast Finland is taking it better than these cry baby canadians
>>153644235macklin celebrini
>>153644238no one is running finland into the ground for losing an amateur tournament
>>153644235mike trout
>>153644238well finland won their bronze medal game. silver is the worst medal in hockey because you have to lose a game to get it.
It's just sports like none of this matters the world keeps going
>>153644251>an amateur tournamentThat must be why you played Jordon Binnington KEK
>>153644270
>>153644114Yeah, Team Canada traded their dignity for a handful of stuffed animals.
>>153644270thanks for clocking out wagie. fund my nintendo switch next? ohh but i really want a macklin jersey so maybe that... hmm...
>>153644287they are pretty cute stuffed animals
>ctrl+f canada itt>26 results
>>153644270This is the best cope I've seen so far. Yes Canada. It's just sports...
>>153644251
What's up next for him?
>>153644117Do you know about the water in Michigan, where most of your hockey players come from? Maybe this will be good for Hockey Canada.
>>153644251leafykun they literally won the literal amateur tournament when gary was busy protecting you from this inevitable outcome
>>153644306hes an enforcer now. will win a cup in a few years protecting celebrini.
>>153644314Remember when Calgary ran out of water?
>>153644286You know who cares about this? Shit brained NPC's whose whole identity is tied to a sport. It's fucking embarrassing that the only thing this country is supposedly good at is a sport nobody cares about. Sick of how many brainless morons are in this country.
>>153644306Life force infusion therapy
>>153644306valhalla
>>153644227Me no sorry. Only you can fix your anger issues.
>>153644306Demanding a trade then getting shipped to a team teetering on the edge of a rebuild that he's going to shackle himself to for the remainder of his career.Forgotten in ten years.
>>153644270Alberta has swung five points towards independence due to want to be on the winning team. It's ogre.
>>153644270>t. the politburo 11 years before they ceased to exist
>>153644324how does a coastal city run out of water lmaokek
this hockey team was MAID in canada
"The Greatest team ever" never led btw
pronger is a great radio guest
>>153644322>"Best hockey player ever">Gets 2 shots on goal>Loses the gameWhy do people keep saying he's the best I don't get it?
>>153644270this is literally your only sportthis cope can only be used by multisport chads like America, England, Australia and New Zealand (maybe south africa)
>>153644328>Go onto /sp/>Get bullied for being a loser>"Sports are stupid, you are stupid, fuck you"KWABWAB
>>153644319those are all professionals thodamn they increased the captcha amount to 4
>>153644328
>>153644366Nice tourist image
>>153644350none of you seem to grasp mcdavid's gravity on ice
>>153644280an odd response considering binnington won the professional international tournament and has a cup
>>153644110WRECK'D
You guys know that you don't have to be here you don't have to cope this hard.This is an American sport.
Can we all agree Canada wasn’t the better team, not only in the final but also the tournament in general. They went down 2 to Finland and Czechia and had to had reffies help them in both games eke out a win by a 1 goal margin into the final while the Americans literally never even trailed in any game.
>>153644389That image doesnt mean what you think it means
>>153644350Because he puts up a lot of points in the regular season in a division filled with rebuilding shit teams and with an elite winger surgically attached to his hip.
>>153644319>yeah but
>>153644400canada was set up to get grinded down everyone knows this
>nice tourist image
>>153642645Where can I watch more Women's hockey? Absolute W compared to the menEdit: Thank you to all the kind souls that directed me to the YouTube page. More support to the Women's league as they are both talented and on the right side of history.
>>153644400>here is why needing ot to best sweden doesnt count
>>153644413You never led
>>153644334It's either this or he turns into the ultimate mercenary signing 1 year deals with different teams until he retires.
>>153644433yet americans needed ot to save them
>>153644415why didn't beijing come out
>>153644376
>>153644442Corey Perry 2.0 except this time there isn't a two decade old cup win to cope with.
>>153644195Your own government would still kill them for... oil...
>>153644447How long are you gonna cope for? lol
>>153644428We had one OT that we won, yeah. Never trailed.
and so 2030 was set in stone...
>>153644485>BedardWhy?
>>153644485how come marner never played with mcdavid the whole game?
>>153644150/hoc/ fleeces /cric/ yet again.
>>153644447Like Canada isn't OT merchants and do over merchants every time they beat America
>>153644428That ot was 3 on 3 so it really don't count as a loss for us.
>>153644485No Horvat?
>>153644497Same reason the Leafs traded away an Olympic hockey player like he was their problem lol, leafs are fucking idiots
>>153644477americans did it for over 40 years, give us a few more days to process
>>153644485You'd think with 4 years of thought they'd be able to make a better defense and pick out better netminders. Guess not.
>>153644497He can't skate
>>153644485>GuhleGrim.
>>1536445052030 will have ai waterboys he won't be needed
>>153644491He will be in his twunk prime phase then and impossible to ignore.
>>153644485Who the fuck knows what the team will be in 2030.
We all used to give him so much shit. But in the end he won by getting away from a shitty canadian team. He's finally free and doing what he loves best.
>>153644557still calling them marners btw
>>153644500and now team usa is the czar of 3v3
>>153644485mackinnon wont be invited back after his disgusting act
>>153644483team usa trailed vs denmark
>>153644589>>153644589>>153644589
>>153644199Imagine if the American government was on your team and didn't perpetrate murders against its own citizens.
>>153644590Swayman doesn’t count
>>153644617imagine you have nothing better to do than seethe all day, oh wait that is your life kwab
>>153643569Yes. Leaves cheat.
>>153643928kek that last line
