>Friday 27th February 20268pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Aston Villa >Saturday 28th February 202612.30pm AFC Bournemouth v Sunderland3pm Burnley v Brentford5.30pm Leeds United v Manchester City3pm Liverpool v West Ham United3pm Newcastle United v EvertonSunday 1st March 20264.30pm Arsenal v Chelsea2pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Nottingham Forest2pm Fulham v Tottenham Hotspur2pm Manchester United v Crystal Palace
first for fucking femboys
Can we swap Liverpool for spurs and relegate them instead, for the good of humanity
>>153643141the only reason, and I stress ONLY REASON, I am participating in this abomination of a thread (alphabetized schedule op poking his bloody head out of nowhere) is because I thought for certain we had had our final /epl/
honestly now I have half a mind to just keep perusing the catalogue in case a proper one sprouts up
everton simply cannot be trusted
>>153643701>I have half a mindyeah we're aware
FUCKING DONE EM
>>153644643Em? Didn't he get bodied by MGK?
MICHAEL CARRICK MAN UNITED MANAGERIAL RECORD (SO FAR)>VillarrealWIN>ChelseaDRAW>ArsenalWIN>Man CityWIN>ArsenalWIN>Fulham WIN>TottenhamWIN>West HamDRAW>EvertonWIN
I miss this lad
Kneel
>>153644709Never in doubt Benji
>>153644697NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
>>153644673Got bodied by TND
how is this legal
>>153644697Crystal poolace will bend over and united jeets will think they are back to the fergie days, only to be raped at st james park by the toon
>>153644960Scouse hands wrote this post
>>153644893They cant ban it yet because its still helping arsenal
Sportsbet paid out my spurs to get relegated bet early
>>153645280You can just bet on things
Senne Lammens is actually good. Only 2 losses from 21 games.
/mug/ end of service...
>>153644697
>>153644699I’m glad he’s dead
>>153644699very entertaining player
/mug/fags… we lost… it is over. What do we do now? What do we do now that United are back?
>>153644699He's s coming back next season
>>153644697> 77.7% win ratio
>>153645280you almost cashed out last week!
Scouse bastards
>>153644893corniggers can tongue my anus
>>153644893hopefully theyll put a nice rule on this pajeet tier tactic from the terrorist arteta bin laden
>>153645280Can I have $50 for anime
Cunha is a jumped up little fag.
anudda 3 points in the bag
>>153646248>t.shartowskigames been over for hours lad quit seething and start dilating.
https://youtu.be/CGjDlbVT5xk
>>153645501Fortune favours the brave
>>153645739feel like the rule makers, or maybe just the referees i guess, need to decide if they are cool with the attacking team just shoving goalkeepers over during corners or if it should be penalized. i mean it should be penalized anyway but they never really call it
>>153645624Good post
Sesko has 6 goals in 8 games
>>153647294No he doesn't you liar. He has 5 goals in 6 games which is even better. Can't wait until he starts doing it against clubs who aren't fighting relegation.
>>153647581everton are 9th they're not fighting relegation
>>153647650Everton are spiritually fighting relegation.
>>153647581OH YEAH? WELL! *runs*
Top 6 prediction 1. Assna2. City3. United4. Villa5. Liverpool6. Chelsea
>>153648139cityarsenalvillaliverpoolchelseaunited
>>153648150Nah mate. Fixtures and form.
>Liverpool have benefited from VAR decisions the most this season. >Leeds has benefited the least.
i dont give a SHITif spurs relegatedboard need to be kicked outnew ownershippeople know who what they doingaslong as arsenal dont win league
>>153648139Agree with everything but Arsenal winning. I think City will overtake them late. Can see United getting 3rd because Villa, Liverpool, and Chelsea have European football and cup games to play.
>>153648139>>153648150Where's Tottenham?
>>153648745we winnin' championship next season bro
>>153648764Always win in their 2nd season ;)
>6'5" skinhead up front>slabhead at the back >old brazillian bulldozer in middleI United the only propa english team rn
>>153648602This is the fundamental issue with spurs scum. The obsession with arsenal, your older brother. You only think in terms of arsenal. Fans ambition is do better than arsenal. Arsenal fans don't even care about you, they just go about their business and enjoy the rivalry when it comes around each season. But spurs scum sit fretting over every fixture, calculation how it will affect arsenal. All whilst you're in a relegation fight, for the second season in a row!You're disgusting people. Extremely spiteful, vindictive and petty. Spurs fan performance on Sunday was absolutely disgusting. 4-1, twice in a season! Whilst you cheer on city like the pathetic losers you are. We don't even think about you lil bro, we've taken our 6 points and continued with our title run. Enjoy your time in the championship, Joe Lewis doesn't care. All the cares about is the stadium. It'll be a relief for him when spurs is dissolved so he can turn it into an arena and have concerts and NFL events every week. :)
>>153643195Let's have spurs this season, and next season liverpool. Maybe season after that Chelsea can dip their toes into the championship for good measure.
>>153648773His baggy long-sleeved shirt is propa Barclays
>>153648602>>153648927cringe
>>153648927
>>153644893The real question is how it has taken teams so long to figure out this is a viable tactic. If the keeper can't claim the initial ball then it makes it easier to score from a corner. This is so blatantly obvious that you wonder why no-one bothered doing it before.
Can't wait for Spurs to go down at the end of the season
>>153644893the big Belgian dealt with it pretty well. Would have been funny watching Bayindir get bullied
Villa will drop out of top 4
On reflection you'd have to say all of Liverpool's summer signings were at least disappointing. No more of this 'a-actually Ekitike-' rubbish
why don't Spurs just sign Dele Alli nowrarely see free agents signed during the season but it is allowed
>>153649746Another uncommitted heel dragging loser? Gee what could go wrong. Dude is cooked. He's ruined his life. He's a piece of shit.
>>153649327Arsenal unironically have the best fans.
>>153649746>Como terminated him after ONE gamehmmm
Dele Alli and Jlingz, the battle of pure english disappointment
>>153643195>>153648941Best of luck with that one boys. Liverpool haven't finished below 8th since the 1950s
>>153649746>>153649781He came on during half-time against Arsenal, obviously begging to be signed by Spurs, and they were cheering about how big of a legend he was lmao>>153649785Got subbed on late and got a red card if I rememberComplete liability
>>153649349>t. hasn't watched a single Arsenal game in the last 18 months
>>153649838Sky Sports and talkSPORT don't see it as a problem when they do it so it's not a problem.
>>153649838Don't be surprised when you see Branthwaite to Arsenal in the summer. They're a bit light at full back
Man Utd sold Scott McTominay to Napoli 2 years ago for £25 million. They are now buying him back for £80 million.
>>153649893Nothing compared to PogBACK
>>153649893Buy high sell low
>>153649746>>153649781>>153649802Wonder if he ever thinks about that conversation with Mou in that Spurs documentary
>McTominay is already 30 years oldKEK talk about a late developer
>>153649838Should have been a penalty
>>153649838
holy fuck manure are back after drawing vs west ham
>>153649196Written in the starsA million miles away
HAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY??
>>153650487more of a GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT guy myself
It was a good week and half of the man dilated pakis going into hiding after that embarrassing draw against west hampakis really do ruin everything don't they>>153650491i understood this reference
>>153650499he's probably a jeet not a paki but they're the same thing
>>153650490Liverpool customers have gone into hiding. Proper tinpot.
>>153643141dilated could never do 5 in a row
>Spitty CHow can Big Nev be above Seaman ffs
Manure were the worst team to come to the Hill Dickinson all season. It was an absolute robbery of a result the goalie saved their asses.
>>153650637Everton did fuck all.
>>153650630List is genuinely laughable
>>153650630>Van Der Sar that lowjesus fucking christSchmeichel is also criminally overrated, he's the third best United keeper after VDS and DDG
>>153650637Same shit with LivarpoolThey robbed forest
>ynr Dan James
>>153649838GKs should be allowed to elbow any cunt that enters the goal box
>>153650564Many such cases.
yeah?fuck up little man
>>153650630Genuinely laughable that ederson manages to sneak his way onto these lists every time I see them. His one and only consistent redeeming factor was his ball playing, other than that he was mediocre/unreliable in every other area.
However bad you think amorim mightve been, hes actually far, FAR worse.
>>153650637Going to shove my hill dick in your son if you don’t pipe down
Did you all see that video of that Arsenal fan getting arrested for calling the y*d army by the term they call themselves?
>>153651563Protected and CHOSEN tribe, pls understand!!
>>153651563Is it even legal to just arrest black people like that?
>new Everton stadium>called "the Hill"Not funny. Me mummy was at the hilly la.
Fun Fact:>Benjamin Sesko has scored 1.63 goals per 90 since the start of 2026 He is currently the most clinical finisher in England
>>153651262I keep saying it: I do not even know how Amorim got a single managerial job after that United spell.
>>153651729As in, I don't even know how he managed to be a manager in the first place.
Games gone
weCanWatchthe football Tonight !!
I remember a time when manure fans weren't so insecure that they needed to boast about meaningless "goals per 90 mins" statistics. Teams that actually win trophies don't need to do that.
I still laugh at this.
Liversissy having a melty because his tinpot club has finished their purple patch
>>153649715>literally whovic>bolo punani>poogo ekitiktokwhy do they keep falling for frankfrauds
>>153649715Isak is a ghost. Like he doesnt even play.
Manure customers very vocal all of a sudden. Fairweather as fuck.
dave if you're wondering why it's just you talking to yourself, we're all in the champions league thread
>>153652104>>153652109Alright Liversissy! How's the dilation going? You don't seem keen on the English Premier League all of a sudden. What gives?
>>153652104>self-awareness: zero
Honorable British flags supporting United. Dirty foreign flags supporting LiVARpool
Thinking about how Liverpool wont qualify for UCL next season because they're not in the top 5 teams.
Decent results this weekend
>>153652405They'll flop in the europa league too they're just a poor man's yid army
>>153652440Weekend hasn't happened yet, silly sausage.
>Liverpool's purple patch (PGMO help) finishes>United's purple patch (PGMO help) startsWhen does it end?
>>153652482Ref was clearly on the Liverpool payroll, every decision went to Everton should have been down to 9 men
>>153652482If the refs were helping United they wouldnt let Everton try shag the keeper on every corner
>>153652405lol you clearly haven't seen Chelshit's fixtures
>>153652725Provide them
>>153652482Craziest PGMO help this match week was for Arse vs spuds.Perfectly legit goal disallowed that would have made it 2-2The 15 mins fuck about with the ref mics too
lookstart of season yeh?team.in decent place yeh?no i would not want spurs to relegate over arsenal winning leaguebut truth is team so shidd rnwhole hierarchy so shiddso absolutely barfunkedi would rather spurs.relegate den arsenal winif like fings.lookin.up and hierarchy not absolute shitno tudorno inundation of mediocre.ngubuficatiknden wouldnt want relegat evs arsenl.winbut rnthe balance.tip overclub such a state that tje.only ray of hopeis an.absolute HILARIOUS arsenal bottling
>>153651776But United played yesterday?
Bit of cheeky banter between liverpool fans
Golden boot next year, simple as
>>153653517picrel
>>153653517Evening Benji
>>153652762no problem m8, here are Chelsea's remaining fixtures:>Arsenal (A)>Aston Villa (A)>Newcastle (H)>Everton (A)>Man City (H)>Man Utd (H)>Brighton (A)>Forest (H)>Liverpool (A)>Spurs (H)>Sunderland (A)
>>153653670So if Liverpool end up below Chelsea it will be considered extremely embarrassing?
can't wait to knock arselel out of europe
why do JFs think ending a post with "o algo" is the funniest thing they've ever seen
>>153653644Evening, lad
David coming back from transition surgery after vanishing when his team BOTTLED against west spam
>>153653954kekimagine the seethe
>>153654021Another good goal. Keep it up, my son.
>manure bottle against West Ham (Relegation contenders)Silence>manure use ref help to beat Everton (Relegation contenders)Indians and Jews give it the biggun
>>153654098Sorry mate, I don't have a black dad
how did Spuds beat Bodo/Glimt?
>>153654126>>153654155>impersonating ar BenjiKys. Srsly.
>>153654914milk isn't profitable either
>>153653210>no inundation of mediocre.ngubuficatiknBut your worst players are the white ones? Van de Ven is fucking abysmal.
>>153651563>y*d armyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B267iodmXY&t=73shere they are before the Ars match just bellowing it in the street like a bunch of aspergers mongs
>>153653478kek luke good british lad
Liversissy found in an alley selling batty for money. Sad downfall.Hoping for a BIG win this weekend!
>>153652442That part x
Mantroony perusing around alleys at night looking for gay pozzed sex? Say it isn't so
>>153656238oh it's true.... it's DAMN true
>>153654155Fuck off, cunt.>>153654813Good eye
>>153654667Superior coaching
Tottenham fans are scientifically more likely to rape children
>>153656648is this true?
>>153656827Yes
>>153656837give me a list of demonyms for a person who speaks an ashkenazi jewish language as their first language
>>153657143has to tbe the last time mlels managers get a look in here
>>153657167he's still one of yours don't blame usi hate mls for the record just want it to be on the record
>>153656340stop talking to urself u dimeless cunt
>>153656648Spurs fans rape themUnited fans groom them when they're brokenArsenal fans sell them to Nigerians
>>153658482arsenal fans are the nigerians thoughever
>>153658513Yeah that's why they sell them to their "bruddas"
>>153658452You think there's only one Slovenian flag on spee?