First time in my life I’ve ever watched a full hockey match. These guys are beating the shit out of each other with sticks, losing teeth and shaking it off like it’s nothing. The raw emotion, virility and masculinity were something I’ve never seen in communist bullshit like football (crying, emasculated basedboy pussies pretending to be mortally wounded if they are touched by anyone), eggball and MMA (homo porn). Only tennis and boxing compare in terms of actual entertainment value and physical/strategic aspects. Are all hockey matches like this? I’m thinking of going full /hoc/ after this.
because nobody can see the puck
>>153644154Puck?
>>153644136Because it's violent.
>>153644192Why do I feel like an average hockey bro could punch out 99% of MMA midgets despite a lifetime of combat training?
>>153644136this was actually straight up a confluence of factors that we won't see again for quite some timeboth teams were dream teams of NHL players. both teams had a serious fire under their ass and were playing way harder than a typical gametechnically the Olympics has banned fighting in games unless there's legit instigation, they likely could have justified tossing players from the game after that fight by the USA goal line but they basically let it slideso you got the best of everything, players actually playing with intensity and double so because they couldn't risk dropping mitts over some dumb bullshit, but then we got to see a sick fight anyway
>>153644136The worst part of the Olympic Gold medal game was Canucks whining and crying about cheating after they lost.Be grown-assed men dammit
>>153644318And they were the ones cheating all fortnight in ice sweeping. Grow up, fucking maple syrup-eating pussies
>oh my hecking god the fist foights!!! it’s boring, everyone who isnt a certified seal fucker will have moved on in about 48 hours.
>>153644359>oh my hecking god the fist fightsYes. Also bashing each other’s faces in with sticks, spitting out teeth, getting constantly rammed into the wall by 110 kg men, seems pretty kino desu. Average eurofag would snap in two from such contact.
>>153644392watch boxing, hockey fights are nogger tier.
>>153644421I do watch boxing, it’s become gay as fuck. Heavyweight is a bunch of fatasses leaning on each other and lightweight is a bunch of midgets I’m confident I could punch out. Middleweight is kind of kino but dominated by muslims and hispanics now. I sometimes watch older fights from the 70s-90s and THOSE are kino.
>>153644169The small vulcanized rubber disk
>>153644318what are they bitching about? the bit where they thought we had too many men on the ice or some other dumb shit?
>>153644136>Are all hockey matches like this?No they're usually much more violent.
>>153644766Kino, I'm in.
>>153644392many are saying this>>153644772If you want someplace to start look up Terry O'Reilly.
>>153644136>anon doscovers he is gay
>>153644772Yeah NHL is more physical than international hockey.
>>153646157What did you say, pussy?
>>153644136Hockey is based
>>153644421fisticuffs is probably the most chivalric combat sport in existence at the moment, there are so many unwritten rules and traditions about how you can do it that if you take it even slightly too far the entire opponent team will remember it and absolutely destroy you every single time you face them for the rest of your career.
>>153646168Olympic hockey will eject you for fighting, NHL it's a simple penalty.
>>153644136if that was truly the first hockey match you've ever seen you saw a great game but not even the full hockey experience. they also fist fight in games too and its awesome. but seems much less common now then in the 90sits banned at the olympics and worlds but there was actually a fight between Team Canada and Team France with the Canadian player Tom Wilson achieving the first ever Olympic Gordie Howe Hat Trick by having a goal, assist and fight in the same game
>>153651572the golden era of hockey fighting was the 70s and 80s.
one more day until NHL lads
>>153651655I wasn't alive in the 70s or 80s im just saying I remember there being more fights in the late 90s and early 00's (when the Red Wings were dominant)
>>153651672what the best way to watch NHL in 2026? I dont know how much I will actually watch because im just coming back to after the olympics. Espn select? or I heard theres a FUBO free trial? was thinking of doing it to see if I stay engaged to it. I usually just like olympic hockey though but when I was younger I liked it
>>153644136>Why does every other sport seem like faggot bullshit compared to hockey?Because you've never watched KNUCK
>>153644136>I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke outone of the oldest jokes in sports
>>153644136iconic picture, up their with the Trump 'fight' one
Hockey bros also seem to have that "effortless chad" aura that other sports don't have. Like even in football you have these mega superstars but you always feel like they're fakes and get pegged by their tranny gfs every night. In a hockey locker room it feels like literal sportsbros or jocks from a movie except minus the bullying (although there is shit-talking between teams, it all seems above-the-belt). I feel like I've been missing something great for a large part of my life. Even other big sports like Basketball just seem like high-estrogen men bitching about anything they can.
>>153651241Agreed, there's something gentlemanly and chivalry about boxing. MMA is just angsty-cringe homo porn, you feel like you're watching a pitbull fight in a crackhouse rather than combat between two men. Boxing just seems like *the* iconic sport and is full of unscripted, unwritten gentleman's rules that other sports either don't have or don't adhere to. Hockey integrating boxing as a subsport is probably part of its appeal, but I also find the "warrior" aspect of the game itself compelling: it really feels like 5 v 5 gladiatorial sport.
Hockey is based. Only problem is that few countries play it
>>153644136Based. Another one converted.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0
>>153644136the clips on Instagram showing all the Canadian hosts of daily podcasts being all cocky going into the weekend juxtaposed with them being depressed Monday morning have been delicious.
>>153644136maybe because it's mostly played by whites in white countries? i don't mean whites are more barbaric but you know, things tend not to be watered down when something is like that
>>153652698You're right, I don't see any minorities playing, that definitely gives it an extra level of aura. Not that I have anything against the Japanese and other Asians, you guys have your own sport.
>>153652298NHL changed the rules on fighting in the 90s and they've been doing it less and less as a result. you want an idea of what it was like in the 70s and 80s, go watch the movie Slapshot. like 90% of it is just a documentary on the scriptwriter's brother's career with some minor league squad in the 70s. most of the actors in it were also professional hockey players just doing the same shit they did for their day job.
>>153652298This is a man of taste, you should listen to him >>153644136https://youtu.be/jYjhaTG49Ws?si=GXtR9VWh2S-kpHbl
>>153653148Very kino, very based that the whole team would hold a grudge on behalf a sucker-punched teammate and would risk literal jail time by nearly beating the rats to death on live TV. This is definitely the sport for me.
>>153653310It was actually a year old grudge at that point. The guy who is turtling on the ice ran one of the red players into the boards and caused a serious injury to his face, so the red team's goon chose that moment to exact revenge. Both teams really hated each other back then.
>>153644136>all hockey matches like this?Nope. This might have been the game of the century. But yeah, hockey is the best sport to watch. Watch the iihf world tounament that's in may. It will be fun. I wouldn't bother with nhl.
>>153653148I remember back then my step brother wanted to be a rebel and supported the Avalanche over the Red Wings
>>153651655Recommend me some games that feature this. I want to see them
>>153644136>crying, emasculated basedboy pussies pretending to be mortally wounded if they are touched by anyone),Only browns (like Italians), do that.
>>153644250Because you’re retarded and don’t know anything. Hockey fights are done on skates and the skating skill is still dominating
>>153654439Nah those midgets are weak faggots. It always makes me LOL watching the normal-sized refs manhandle/pick them up with ease when they're "grounding and pounding" (dry humping each other). MMA is literally for closet gays with a humiliation fetish. >>153654426No. Mussolini's great-grandson plays for Lazio though.
>>153654485>No, this Brown nigga plays for Lazio though.Exactly.
>>153654515>not typing nigger>thinks he's WhiteDon't be a pussy, faggot.
>>153654546Hahaha brown turd still thinks he's white. You Shitalians are so delusional.
>>153654583>still doesn't dare to type niggerlmao you are a disgrace to your ancestors and your sister's snatch hosts refugees everyday
>>153654641Your sister looks like a refugee hahahaha.
>>153654708Is that why the very thought of our women gets your little cuckoldy wiener hard? Your women are very easy btw, we enjoy them year around.
MMA is definitely a homosexual sport as are the fans of it
>>153654766The only thing you enjoy is your brown fist you manlet.
>>153654788I mean it, thanks for being such emasculated faggots that your women are fleeing from you in revulsion to our country and throwing themselves into our arms just to get a taste of what a real man feels like. Don't worry, we'll improve your gene pool very soon. ;)
>>153654832Keep coping while you jerk off to your Mussolini poster lol.
>>153654846Awww you gonna cwy? lmao keep malding pussy
>>153654846>153654846dont let Jake Paul's GF confuse you, Italians are whiter than you pot head retarded dutch. plus you dont even have a hockey team. GTFO
>>153654877>I'm not crying, you're crying!Lmao faggot, pic related is what happens when a Brown queer like you meets a Dutchman.>>153654887Oh no, the mutt reinforcements have arrived! Stfu you abomination from a minority White country.
>>153654967it's gonna be ok lil bro, not all of us are meant to pass on genes, leave the breeding and society participating to us real men while you jack off to 2d women or wtf ever else you pedophile faggots do
>>153655030>lil bro>t. 175cmYou Shitalians have one of the lowest birthrates in Europe lmao. You're so fucking retarded.
>>153655064>italians have this at home and are going extinct
>>153644392Least homosexual italian post
>>153655064Your women certainly enjoy the 20 cm I give them and beg for more :)
>>153654967I am whiter than you will ever be you weak eurotrash faggot
>>153655076This is absolutely average in our country. You anglo countries have absolutely no conception. Also we're not going extinct, we're sending out some of our youth to colonize other countries' women to replace their emasculated male populations. Think of it as a public service, we love all women. >>153655083Shh
>>153654771If they made MMMA limit ground time and forced WMMA to maximize ground time things would be better.
>>153655184More like 2cm and in your dreams. Seriously nigga you keep embarrassing yourself further every dumbass post you make. >>153655202>t. pic related
>>153644136>Why does every other sport seem like faggot bullshit compared to hockey?Because they are all faggot bullshit.
>>153644136You need to watch some WATER BUFFALO FIGHTING if you think other sports are pussy shit
>>153655357Seems I struck a nerve. Your father was right about you.
>>153655392Where can I watch?
>>153655552Your mother is such a whore you don't even know who your father is you sperg.
>>153644136>Are all hockey matches like this?Most hockey matches are not nearly as intense as a USA vs Canada gold medal game, no.
>>153644136I just can't get into something I can't personally relate to. I've played football and baseball before. Pretty sure I've kicked a soccer ball around at some point. I never have or ever will strap on skates and glide around on ice. It's a more foreign concept than cricket.
>>153655684Get used to this feeling of impotence, you will be feeling it for life. I own you nigger.
>>153655793Hahahahahahaha, you're fucking hilarious. You got bodied so hard go kill yourself you retarded brown shitstain.
>>153644136>DUUUUDE it's so heckin macho and aryan and BASED!!! Dudes beating the shit out of each other??? FUCK YEAH!!!! More violent = more gooder!!! Now THIS is an anti-globohomo sport my fellow /pol/chvdsFucking cringe
>>153644654The only bitching I saw was complaining how a gold final shouldn't have 3v3. Other than that, most anger is geared towards our own guys who let everyone down
>>153655225>Also we're not going extinctExactly, Imported Moroccans, Algerians, Somalians, and Nigerians are keeping the population growth positive.
never seen a more obvious yank on a vpn in my life.swear 95% of non-US flags on 4chan are just pathetic mutts on vpns
>>153655810Keep squirming pussy, you deserved all the bullying you ever got and you deserve to suffer your shitty life. >>153655874That's your fetish not ours.
>>153656175Keep on projecting incel you lost on every level.
>>153655923They also have zero subtlety and always hijack either German or Italian flags. I've met plenty of both, and neither communicate in the odious fashion you're well acquainted with from stars n stripes flags
>>153654426Dude every fucking dive grass player does that LMFAO
>>153644449Watch /KNUCK/
