Hockey's a complicated game, Canada.You don't know puck.If you have any questions about it, ask them here and the greatest hockey country in the world will explain it to you.
Maybe Canada will win back the Stanley cup this year
Canada might ask:>How come we have every single boy suffocating in a fluorescently lit arena for their entire childhood and still lose?It's a complicated answer.
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>"If I destroy my TV, will that prove my hockey superiority?"No, I'm sorry, Leaf. But that only hurts matters.
>"If we blacklist all of our old-timers for being right-wing fascists, will THAT help us win?"Unfortunately, no: Blacklisting Don Cherry, Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, and other elder statesmen will not help you.
Beautiful setup, beautiful shot.
>>153645337Were they actually blacklisted?
>>153645340Werenski has Old Man Poland strength.MacKinnon has steroid strength.
>>153645340Yoinked the puck like it was a Venezuelan tyrant.
>>153645351Absolutely.Wayne Gretzky was given a struggle session on the CBC for having dinner with Donald Trump....the day before Canada played for gold.The entire country is fucking insane.
>>153645369In awe at the size of this lad.
>>153645231They didn't even win convincingly though. Canada dominated the game and usa got lucky off two shots. The bullshit 3v3 overtime is not real hockey. Canada is the better team.
>>153645363Real hockey players support tyrants.(Unfortunately, Maduro wasn't a tyrant.)
>>153645385Cancelling elections is breddy tyrannical, anon.
>>153645382>Did Canada play their A-game at the Oympics?Yes, indeed they did!Unfortunately, even Canada's A-game was insufficient.That's why we're here: to explain the game to the losers.
You would have lost against us if we had equal days of rest lmao, canadians just shit the bed hard
>>153645369Kek! We got the greatest defenseman of all time too!
>>153645397First off, doubt.Secondly, this means we'd overthrow Zelensky.Do you want the USA to overthrow the Jew ruler of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky?
>>153645231I cant see the puck do i need a bigger tv?
>>153645414We avenged you, Finnbros. Now go enjoy your Buffalos.
>>153645435Sure. Though, I will say that cancelling during a four year invasion is different ftom cancelling because you lost.
>>153645441You don't need to see the puck.You need to see the players, and follow them follow the puck.For instance, in picrel, a Canadian player performed what we Americans call a "soccer flop".In hockey, Canadians used to call this "embellishment", but have since rescinded that rule.Now, Canadians have all-Canadian referee squads at all of their Olympic games, and they perform soccer flops throughout.
>>153645475>promoting loony ZOG wars in a hockey threadkys
>>153645414The only reason America won is because of the jews
>>153645382Traitor! You are a Gu-anon.
>>153645231I kneel >>153645231
>>153645539I don't support jew rigged games
>>153645441>He doesn't know about hockey viewing glasses
>>153645533>Is "Hughes" a Jewish name?No, "Hughes" is typically an Irish-Catholic name.Irish Catholics are not Jews.Just because a white man beds a purportedly Jewish woman (who looks suspiciously non-Jewish) does not make the offspring Jewish.
>>153645574Who you think runs the Olympics? Jews. Who you think owns all the TV networks? Jews. Who you think Riggs all the Olympic games? JEWS
>Zero Canucks asking OP questionsSeems like they don't even want to improve. Sad!
You know what? On second thought, our invitation to Canada to become the 52nd US state has been revoked.
>>153645680What's the 51st state?
>>153645231why cant team usa beat canada 5v5?
>>153645257Kek
>>153645741Why bother? May as well play Sudan.
>>153645708(You)
>>153645776the scf is played 5v5 for a reasonbut you wouldnt know that being a mild fan
>>153645789I am a mild fan. A mere Minnesotan. You are right that 3x3 is less indicative than 5x5, but the players can only play the game that's presented to them.
>>153645708dc, puerto rico, guam, northern mariana islands
>>153645574This is like how are trying to force the Paul brothers into being jewish because they had one meme jewish great grandparent, in that case half the white population is jewish.>>153645860We should get rid of Puerto Rico
Since Canada is afraid to ask, I will answer for them>who can we hire for 2030 so we can learn to play hockeyHes done filming the smurfs. He might be able to take time our of his busy schedule plauing Santa to give you some pointers
>>153645708Greenland (very soon to be)
>>153645741Why can't Canada beat USA 5v5?
>>153645741why can't canada score a goal on usa 5v3?
>>153645382>Half as many shots >Twice as many goalsBlocking 40 out of 41 shots is not lucky, it is a defensive master class put on by the hockey masters of the world.
>>153645231arent all these broken tooth gonna hurt ? a single damaged teeth hurts like a bitch. how are they chewing food and what are the consequence for them when they get older
>mutts endlessly bragging about beating a country that has about a tenth of the US population in a sport no one gives a fuck aboutcomes off as slightly desperate
>>153646956Hockey is highly regional in America, to the point that all Americans on the ice for overtime were from the same state. 3 of the 4 lived within a 30 minutes drive of each other. It's more like Michigan beat Canada at hockey.
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>>153646989I grew up in Virginia and I had no idea anyone in America cared about hockey until I went to college and met someone from Michigan. Midwesterners are basically Canadians.
>>153647042Where in Vaginia? I grew up there too
>>153646956Only a country that didnt win a gold medal would say this
>>153645340What the actual fuck was Makar doing here
>>153645382>Canada is the better team Strange they didn’t win gold then!
>>153647172His best.
>>153645369Blacklisted means he doesn’t get on tv again, ever. Certainly not blacklisted if he’s on national tv the next day
We didn't even send Kane and still kicked their ass. Leafs will never recover.
>>153646956Hockey is Canada's most popular sport by far while it's our 5th favorite sport. That's why Canadians are foaming at the mouth about this
>>153645288With a home that poor I'm pretty sure it will take him 2 years wage to replace that TV
>>153645385This is Windsor, Nova Scotia btw. Our local negros took to hockey in the 1800s with the whites and natives but they had to start their own Coloured Hockey League because they're Baptist heathens and therefore not allowed to play in the public leagues.
There are Canadian players who will have to go back to their American franchise and play in the U.S.
I can't even see the puck when watching hockey. I probably need glasses
>>153651044Zamn...
>>153645382>Canada better>Canada has 2 minutes of 5vs3>fails to score>loses anyway>Canada better
>>153645382Canada is definitely the better team. So much better they missed a wide open shot right in front of the net, not to mention couldn't do shit on a double power play
>>153645231Start with something they'll be able to understand:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtaEdYg6oNA
>>153645231What's icing
>>153657665https://youtu.be/HtaEdYg6oNA?t=69
>153645382You're right, 3v3 isn't real hockey. The team with more top-end talent should absolutely wreck 3v3, see: Canada's 4v4 gold in 2010. The OT was a coronation ritual for Canada until McJudas fed right lane. The laughter will not relent until Canada wins gold again.
