Champion Edition >>153644589
bud + 1 = trb
Barack Obama did 9/11
2014
>>153646492He also did Jeffrey Epstein
we are so back
the olympic roster freeze has been lifted for almost a whole day and nothing has happenedcome on gary get the trades going
By the way, I don't think it'a a girly fan fiction, I think it's a gay fan fiction
>>153646492Then who was phone?!
So any predictions for the rest of the season? >kitties miss playoffs >hellebuyck puts up decent numbers but cant drag the jets to playoffs >colorado hits a slump and is swept in round one >wild go far
>>153646508Soon
HOWEVER
The Olympics are over. Yes, you are suppose to stop posting about it.
>>153646521Finally a decent collage after years of shit ones
>>153646518>how can i take credit for others' accomplishments?This country is beyond pathetic what the fuck
>>153646518My ally :)
>>153646518>numales still bitch at him
>>153646521I found my posts in there and it made me smile :)
It's okay because Canada will make it to the knockout round in the FIFA World Cup while USA drowns in Group play.
CANADIANS AND WHACKO LEFT WING ROASTIES LICK MY ANUS
>>153646521Canada is going to lose both McDavid and Matthews in 2028
>>153646543Senoooooor
>>153646521Mackinnon will never recover
>>153646446This is the most wild detail. They literally never said anything positive about Trump or the admin. Redditors are furious over the fact that they didn't act all pissed off moments after winning gold
Did you guys see that both in the movie Miracle and irl the very last guy scratched off the roster was named, shit you not, Jack Hughes. Gave me chills
>>153646543si señor
Has Black Girl Hockey Club weighed in on the situation yet?
>>153646540I couldn't find mine but I had so much shitposting with you guys I don't care :)
>>153646548McDavid is totally buckbroken.I hope Celebrini sees him and decides he's going to make his entire career about not being as pathetic and shit as he is.
>>153646570Celebrini's redemption arc starts now. He'll drag the Sharks to playoffs
>>1536465499/11 was an inside job
>>153646564Yeah, she said "shiiiiieeeet whyte boi gon make me squirt" in response to seeing how chuddy the US National Team was by not puking and shitting the second they heard Dongnald Drumpf's voice.
>>153646564personally im waiting for ja rule's take before i chime in
>>153646577
america did this. unforgiveable.
YOU AINT EVEN MY LAAAAADY
>>153646592imagine all the gay smut being written about him right now
>>153646592It’s like dude you just got here chill. Plenty of time to win gold (he won’t but it’s not like he knows that)
>>153646521There is a>laffsin the collage.
I wonder if yesterday set a record for the number of /hoc/s made
>>153646592That isn't a defeated look like MacBitch and McBitch have, that's steely resolve. He's already internalized this and turned it into fuel.
Even the Soviets didn't cope this hard
>when you have to delete 3 terabytes of gay fan fiction about a hockey player because you find out he is LITERALLY a bigot
>>153646608
>gay NHL tumblr fan fiction is a real thingI didn’t think USA winning gold would shine a light on such a thing but here we are
>>153646617Stop posting this retarded jeet
>>153646605We will never stop >laffs
>>153646617>shot more times>got half the pointsSo he's saying that Burgers have better aim and efficiency.
>>153646623Don't you remember all that fuss over heated rivalry?
>>153646623Tumblr fan fiction? Brother, the fan fiction trails off into some much darker places than Tumblr.
My teds finna boutta yoink that metro 3 deadass
>>153646632Yes, precisely, like when they had a 5on3 for
>>153646642Like the new arrivals table at your local book store
>>153646623it's been around forever. this is just one more tiny chapter in the sportsfic multiverse of madness.
rather harshhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-vGfHb6Fdc
>>153646513>colorado hits a slump and is swept in round oneLandeskog is going to carry those Canadian bums.
>>153646623I have such sights to show you
>>153646674this might happen
>>153646570McDavid just isn’t the generational talent he was hyped to be. There is a flaw in his game. He’s a statpadder and he statpadded his way to another participation trophy at the Olympics. He’s choked in the big game during 3 different tournaments in a row. Do they track quality assists? Because I have a feeling statpadders like McDavid and MacKinnon would have a lot less points if meaningless assists didn’t count
>Mackinnon's face
>>153646674most believable premisethough they might be rearranged with $17,000 cupcakes instead
>>153646521>my shitpost in collageI made it boys!
>>153646685The fuck was makar doing
>>153646682McDavid will retire cupless
>>153646685Chris Rooney knows exactly what is about to happen and can't believe it.
>>153646674my ai macklin bf did experience something of that nature
>>153646698Being a washed up hasbin
radko
>>153646617Shots on goal isn’t “outplayed”. They did outplay them in the 2nd and 3rd and put a lot of pressure on them but I’m tired of this shots meme stat being called “outplayed” when shots on goal doesn’t correlate to wins. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take but when the shots are shit you miss them too.
>>153646705I'm pretty sure he wears a cup
>>153646682Yeah like that time he stat-padded by scoring the overtime goal against U.S.A. at the Four Nations final
>>153646721Those boys still rock jockstraps
>B-bu-but we won 1 of 2 4 Nations games!!
>>153646617Canada did not dominate. They played desperate and sloppy.
>>153646685MacKinnon: 6.0 ft, 200 lbsWerenski: 6.2 ft, 214 lbs
>>153646719Fucking fags
wasting away in Gary Bettman-ville
>>153646729I said the same thing. They looked frantic and like they had no chemistry.
Crosby can now retire and reproduce
>>153646735Gonna hit up the vodka soon
>>153646682I think it genuinely is his fault. He's the common denominator between the last two cup losers and the Olympics. He shouldn't be wearing a C, he's a weak minded little bitch.
might watch raw when i get home
>>153646698Took himself out of the play
>>153646735everyone on both the us and canada teams is severely drunk right now
>>153646705I think he’ll get his cup but because he’s on a team that wins it and not because of his individual talent. In two years he’ll be a rental on a contender and probably go chasing cups until he wins one. He won’t probably won’t ever get a gold medal though. I doubt the NHL allows them to play after Crosby ripped his bussy apart and that guy broke his leg
>>153646736They needed a guy to slow the puck down and protect it with the body while flicking passes out to space. That's Crosby on the Olympic team, and Landeskog/Nichushkin on the Avs. I don't watch McDavid play, but from what I saw in the Olympics, he's like a slicker Mackinnon. Same issue.
>>153646747What was Makar doing dude
>>153646747What a mess. The three guys failed.
>>153646731BASED
OH GARYWELL YOU CAME AND GAVE WITHOUT TAKING
>>153646759>Predicted he'd win the 50/50 puck battle and get it to McDavid>burned>Predicted Mackinnon would get the puck out of the zone and he could lead the rush the other way.>sent home
>>153646725Fake meaningless tournament that only involved four teams and replaced the meaningless all star game
>>153646747He's not skating very fuckin hard to get back
>>153646759
>>153646768Cope. "Fake tournament" with NHL rules. Olympic rules make its tournament illegitimate. Four Nations championship was closer to an actual hockey championship.
>>153646747After watching this play over and over I have to say Makar was the biggest one at fault.McDavid tried to play the hero and turned it over then over committed to the Larkin pickup fake which isn't a huge issue in a vacuum.MacKinnon got forced off the puck he had full position on but there isn't much you can do when you are just straight up overwhelmed by someone, he could have attempted to stick check or something instead of standing there but whatever.Makar on the other hand got fucking gaped by Hughes poking it around him then just stopped skating and when he finally made it to his defensive zone he also over committed to the Larkin fake despite coverage already being taken care of by McDavid and Hughes flying down the slot well within his fucking field of vision.
Not to make it all about my Stars but I just remembered that we’re gonna find out in the next week here what the fate of Tyler Seguin is.
>>153646747The 4chan photographer is still alive in the crowd.
>>153646747He clearly gave up
The big problem is you had a line with dudes who just wanted to play hero puck
>>153646799Dubs earned.
>>153646795>Four Nations championship was closer to an actual hockey championship.
>>153646806Makar got undressed so hard his teammates didn't even know what was coming. As soon as that happened, McDavid should have been skating hard to get back into the play. MacKinnon got straight up outplayed. Bullshit there's "Not much he could do". He tried to use pure stickhandling in a puck battle. Was he sleeping??? Did he not see Makar just totally burned? Can he not see how important it is that he is the last defender?
>>153646806Makar got mentally trickedMackinnon got physically dominatedMcDavid was psychologically missing
>Days since last men's hockey Olympic gold:: 1: 4,383
>>153646747KWAB
>>153646731powerful
>>153646861AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He's so fuckin' mad he looks swarthy.
>>153646548thomas harley. stupid bitch.
>>1536467954 Nations doesn't have the prestige of the Olympics
>>153646861he knows he's never making playoffs/olympics again
>>153646836MacKinnon could have swept the puck away on the entry but after Werenski barrelled into him there's nothing he could do there. At least he attempted to do SOMETHING unlike Makar who gave up after being pantsed on live television.
>>153646867I think he's more mad about realizing that THESE douchebags are the ones who will replace him
>>153646518>oh yeah well what if I make it about my thing while also trying to piss people and hopefully ruin their good timethe """right side of history"""
>>153646747thats a dangit
>>153646674i think this guy is in my fantasy hockey league...
>>153646836too many fucking scotsmen on this team
>>153646759Bro really thought the puck was going to be coming back the other way lol
>>153646861This is like the complete tonal opposite of pic related or that video of Bulju eating pizza in the background of an interview.
>>1536467993 softpusys on the ice for this one, btw.
>>153646878LOOOOOL. Man... I didn't really watch Crosby. I was watching Kovalchuk around that time. But Crosby was real good. Sick saucer passes, really good puck defense.
>>153646867did you notice makar crying in the background?
Canada couldn't even score a goal 5v3 against the US. Not much of a hockey nation are they..
>>153646907my rat :)
>>153646924
Winning silver is literally a humiliation ritual lol. At least the Fins were all smiles and grateful for the plushie despite winning bronze
kwab
Games this week are going to be weird because of the blizzard and people returning
>>153646918Kek... I can't wait to see their first few games.
>>153646939Lmaoooo oh my god
>>153646939he finally got his stuffy :)
Doug Armstrong and Jon Cooper promised me a once in a lifetime depth with their roster where was it?
>>153646958Lovely day today, eh boys? Man, do I feel swell, how is everyone else doing this afternoon?
>>153646964Marchand's twitter was a goldmine
>>153646968lucky
>>153646799Bud was right about Toews
>>153646971armstrong's legacy will be not taking bedard
>>153646980i know
>>153646914kwab
>>153646878He still has his youngest to save hockey.
>>153646971sorry parayko really wanted to go
>>153646980And Tage./ourfatweeb/ just doesn't miss.
>25 games leftdoes your team make the playoffs?
>>153646973WHEEZING
>>153646998Nah
matthews gold has inspired an entire generation of latinx who will now grow the game
>>153646998they're on the bubble but I doubt it
holy shit blumpf BTFO
>>153646971this is your roster next olympics
>>153647010flavor flav must have the best dinners
>>153647010not sure theyll be able to fit it in their bbc calendar
>>153647011Dont even care to think about that right now
>>153647002>actually Mexican>can't even give him a Mexican nameOld time carnie hockey would never let this happen
>>153647015i guess you can say they're really....flavorful
>>153646719we need a legitimate legal bounty system that is sanctioned by the UN to go around round up these degens and execute them and dump them in pits and bulldoze over as pauper graves.
>>153646998noI'm getting the feeling the knighties are going to win it all
Where all these leads come from? There were none on the board yesterday
>>153647010I'd wholeheartedly accept an invitation to a Las Vegas Flavor Flav hoedown.Copey, you should crash it.
is the hype over? back to old /hoc/ retards and hockey enjoyers?
>>153646998I’d say stars are locked into 3rd seed.
>>153647040it's not classic /hoc/ until trb comes back
>>153647040not yet
>>153647010>eyooo, imma finna help out cuz trump be waysis n sheeeit.>eyooo, who wants to donate all dis shit btw cuz I ain't payin' yo!kek. fucking white knighting faggot.
>>153647002I really wonder how Toronto is taking his victory.I'd think mixed emotions.
>>153647040you are delusional if you think we're going to stop mocking you anytime soon
>>153647040My next Marner is tomorrow morning.
>>153647040We'll return to classic /hoc/ on wednesday
Can'tnadians are fucking delusional if they think at any point in the next 4 years we aren't going to remind them of 2/22/26
>>153647062Did we get stuffies too? Where are our stuffies?
>>153647059>back to 1993 posting
>365 days of spamming gary's allstar game's gwg>1 day later after getting btfo in the olympics>guyz plz stahhhp!kek. no.
how do you pronounce /hoc/? hoach?
>>153647040/hoc/ hockey and retard enjoyers
>>153647075it rhymes with mcdavid's favorite post-game meal.
>>153647068Guentzel is holding his right there.
>>153647075Hoxha
>>153647075Hotch
>>153647051I dont care if regular bros talk shit, tourists can piss off however
>>153647073i never mocked burgers for 4 nayshbesides, 70% of the league is canadian
>>153647075rhymes with cock
>>153647075this is a significant level of retardationyou'll fit in just fine
>>153647094>only the regulars can make fun of me!cuck shit
>>153647097>y-yeah, butkwab. 1993. 2014.
>>153647097>70% of the league is canadianand there it is
>>153647011I don’t think guys like Point will be Olympics worthy in 4 years.
>>153647097Despite making up 70% of the National Hockey League, Canadians account for 0% of 2026 Milano-Cortina Olympic Men's Ice Hockey gold medalists.
did mcdavid really not do any post game interviews? all I can find are hilarious AI videos
>>153647118kek
>>153647118my white boy racism sense is tingling
>>153647118
jordan binnington has a hot brown wife
>>153647121mcdavid can do whatever he wants he's earned it
>>153647011I wonder how much my life will have improved by then
>>153647140He didn't earn shit, he didn't even earn the title of KWABOTY, that goes to MacKinnon.
Cheer up Canada, at least you’ll always have the leafs.
HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153647104Even the american regulars dont want you here
>>153647118gottem
>>153647139fake tits
>>153647121He only did the a short one right after the game and then disappeared. They brought out washed unc Crosby to fill his place. Not a good look for the supposed best player in the world. All hype and 0 big game wins
Embarrassing
>>153647153>LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAA I'M CAN'TNADIAN
>>153647050I'm happy for him. He deserved a dub.
>>153647152Jewgod hyman and eternal vampire RNH will carry oilcountry to the conference final
>>153647140>he's earned itanon...
>>153647118oof. canada rekt.
>>153647152so even the soilers are missing playoffs
Current NHL standings if it was a 3-2-1-0 points system.Formatted as RW-RL-OTW-OTL, divided by divisions in current standings order.AtlanticTampa Bay - 28-14-9-4: 102 PtsMontreal - 21-17-11-8: 93 PtsDetroit - 23-19-10-6: 95 PtsBuffalo - 26-19-6-6: 96 PtsBoston - 24-20-8-5: 93 PtsOttawa - 22-22-6-7: 85 PtsToronto - 19-21-8-9: 82 PtsFlorida - 23-25-6-3: 84 PtsMetropolitanCarolina - 26-15-10-6: 104 PtsPittsburgh - 25-15-4-12: 95 PtsIslanders - 22-21-10-5: 91 PtsColumbus - 20-20-9-7: 86 PtsWashington - 24-23-5-7: 89 PtsPhiladelphia - 18-20-7-11: 79 PtsNew Jersey - 18-27-10-2: 76 PtsRangers - 14-29-8-6: 64 PtsCentralColorado - 34-9-3-9: 117 PtsMinnesota 21-14-13-10: 99 PtsDallas 28-14-6-9: 105 PtsUtah 23-23-7-4: 87 PtsNashville 19-24-7-7: 78 PtsChicago 17-26-5-9: 70 PtsWinnipeg 20-26-2-8: 72 PtsSt. Louis 19-28-1-9: 68 PtsPacificVegas - 20-16-7-14: 90 PtsEdmonton 21-22-7-8: 85 PtsSeattle 21-20-6-9: 84 PtsAnaheim 18-23-12-3: 81 PtsLos Angeles 14-19-9-14: 74 PtsSan Jose 16-24-11-4: 74 PtsCalgary 19-27-4-6: 71 PtsVancouver 12-33-6-6: 54 Pts
>>153647183>He deserved a dub.lol why?
>>153647171mcgodvid had 2 people sometimes 3 on him in all of those finals. his barista teammates left him hanging as per usual.
>>153647011no rempe?
>>153647163Hmmm. I would need to see some more angles. Most fakes don’t sag down like that right boob. But the left boob does have a bit of roundness. Fakes tend to look like balls under the chest. Accompanied by underboob scarring or deformed nipple scarring. Or sometimes the scar goes from the nipple down to the underboob. Disgusting
>>153647183I assume sticking a dagger in Marner's ass is a bonus?
>>153647163at least he didn't choose another blonde bimbo
>>153647203suzuki will bring all the needed grit
>>153647215>Montreal Canadiens>Best players are American
>>153647194>big dick /atlantic/
Dallas is attempting to acquire Ristolainen
>>153647220GODTEMBEAUT
for me, it's the rochester americans
>>153647226The Pacific should give the Atlantic one of its 'off spots tbhfamily.
>>153647230How many more Finns can you possibly fit on a team in the deep south
>>153647230They want to become the finnish national team
>>153647194>Carolina - 26-15-10-6: 104 Ptsfor a 100pt team, their representative jarvis was ghost all olympics. the nigga was doing cardio in the biggest stage of his life. was he a diversity hire because of his indigenous roots?
>>153647171he just needs more time
>>153647261nah he's a bust
So when are they going to announce the movie based off this win?
>>153646548stawpppp he's just a bayyyyybeeeee
>>153647261>>153647267He'll be the next Raymond Borque and win as an old man on a new team.
>>153647260Carolina Hurricane legend Mikko Rantanen is a Bronze medalist and a Finnish national hero.Other Carolina Hurricane legend Jake Guentzel is a gold medalist.
