Champion Edition >>153644589
bud + 1 = trb
Barack Obama did 9/11
2014
>>153646492He also did Jeffrey Epstein
we are so back
the olympic roster freeze has been lifted for almost a whole day and nothing has happenedcome on gary get the trades going
By the way, I don't think it'a a girly fan fiction, I think it's a gay fan fiction
>>153646492Then who was phone?!
So any predictions for the rest of the season? >kitties miss playoffs >hellebuyck puts up decent numbers but cant drag the jets to playoffs >colorado hits a slump and is swept in round one >wild go far
>>153646508Soon
HOWEVER
The Olympics are over. Yes, you are suppose to stop posting about it.
>>153646521Finally a decent collage after years of shit ones
>>153646518>how can i take credit for others' accomplishments?This country is beyond pathetic what the fuck
>>153646518My ally :)
>>153646518>numales still bitch at him
>>153646521I found my posts in there and it made me smile :)
It's okay because Canada will make it to the knockout round in the FIFA World Cup while USA drowns in Group play.
CANADIANS AND WHACKO LEFT WING ROASTIES LICK MY ANUS
>>153646521Canada is going to lose both McDavid and Matthews in 2028
>>153646543Senoooooor
>>153646521Mackinnon will never recover
>>153646446This is the most wild detail. They literally never said anything positive about Trump or the admin. Redditors are furious over the fact that they didn't act all pissed off moments after winning gold
Did you guys see that both in the movie Miracle and irl the very last guy scratched off the roster was named, shit you not, Jack Hughes. Gave me chills
>>153646543si señor
Has Black Girl Hockey Club weighed in on the situation yet?
>>153646540I couldn't find mine but I had so much shitposting with you guys I don't care :)
>>153646548McDavid is totally buckbroken.I hope Celebrini sees him and decides he's going to make his entire career about not being as pathetic and shit as he is.
>>153646570Celebrini's redemption arc starts now. He'll drag the Sharks to playoffs
>>1536465499/11 was an inside job
>>153646564Yeah, she said "shiiiiieeeet whyte boi gon make me squirt" in response to seeing how chuddy the US National Team was by not puking and shitting the second they heard Dongnald Drumpf's voice.
>>153646564personally im waiting for ja rule's take before i chime in
>>153646577
america did this. unforgiveable.
YOU AINT EVEN MY LAAAAADY
>>153646592imagine all the gay smut being written about him right now
>>153646592It’s like dude you just got here chill. Plenty of time to win gold (he won’t but it’s not like he knows that)
>>153646521There is a>laffsin the collage.
I wonder if yesterday set a record for the number of /hoc/s made
>>153646592That isn't a defeated look like MacBitch and McBitch have, that's steely resolve. He's already internalized this and turned it into fuel.
Even the Soviets didn't cope this hard
>when you have to delete 3 terabytes of gay fan fiction about a hockey player because you find out he is LITERALLY a bigot
>>153646608
>gay NHL tumblr fan fiction is a real thingI didn’t think USA winning gold would shine a light on such a thing but here we are
>>153646617Stop posting this retarded jeet
>>153646605We will never stop >laffs
>>153646617>shot more times>got half the pointsSo he's saying that Burgers have better aim and efficiency.
>>153646623Don't you remember all that fuss over heated rivalry?
>>153646623Tumblr fan fiction? Brother, the fan fiction trails off into some much darker places than Tumblr.
My teds finna boutta yoink that metro 3 deadass
>>153646632Yes, precisely, like when they had a 5on3 for
>>153646642Like the new arrivals table at your local book store
>>153646623it's been around forever. this is just one more tiny chapter in the sportsfic multiverse of madness.
rather harshhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-vGfHb6Fdc
>>153646513>colorado hits a slump and is swept in round oneLandeskog is going to carry those Canadian bums.
>>153646623I have such sights to show you
>>153646674this might happen
>>153646570McDavid just isn’t the generational talent he was hyped to be. There is a flaw in his game. He’s a statpadder and he statpadded his way to another participation trophy at the Olympics. He’s choked in the big game during 3 different tournaments in a row. Do they track quality assists? Because I have a feeling statpadders like McDavid and MacKinnon would have a lot less points if meaningless assists didn’t count
>Mackinnon's face
>>153646674most believable premisethough they might be rearranged with $17,000 cupcakes instead
>>153646521>my shitpost in collageI made it boys!
>>153646685The fuck was makar doing
>>153646682McDavid will retire cupless
>>153646685Chris Rooney knows exactly what is about to happen and can't believe it.
>>153646674my ai macklin bf did experience something of that nature
>>153646698Being a washed up hasbin
radko
>>153646617Shots on goal isn’t “outplayed”. They did outplay them in the 2nd and 3rd and put a lot of pressure on them but I’m tired of this shots meme stat being called “outplayed” when shots on goal doesn’t correlate to wins. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take but when the shots are shit you miss them too.
>>153646705I'm pretty sure he wears a cup
>>153646682Yeah like that time he stat-padded by scoring the overtime goal against U.S.A. at the Four Nations final
>>153646721Those boys still rock jockstraps
>B-bu-but we won 1 of 2 4 Nations games!!
>>153646617Canada did not dominate. They played desperate and sloppy.
>>153646685MacKinnon: 6.0 ft, 200 lbsWerenski: 6.2 ft, 214 lbs
>>153646719Fucking fags
wasting away in Gary Bettman-ville
>>153646729I said the same thing. They looked frantic and like they had no chemistry.
Crosby can now retire and reproduce
>>153646735Gonna hit up the vodka soon
>>153646682I think it genuinely is his fault. He's the common denominator between the last two cup losers and the Olympics. He shouldn't be wearing a C, he's a weak minded little bitch.
might watch raw when i get home
>>153646698Took himself out of the play
>>153646735everyone on both the us and canada teams is severely drunk right now
>>153646705I think he’ll get his cup but because he’s on a team that wins it and not because of his individual talent. In two years he’ll be a rental on a contender and probably go chasing cups until he wins one. He won’t probably won’t ever get a gold medal though. I doubt the NHL allows them to play after Crosby ripped his bussy apart and that guy broke his leg
>>153646736They needed a guy to slow the puck down and protect it with the body while flicking passes out to space. That's Crosby on the Olympic team, and Landeskog/Nichushkin on the Avs. I don't watch McDavid play, but from what I saw in the Olympics, he's like a slicker Mackinnon. Same issue.
>>153646747What was Makar doing dude
>>153646747What a mess. The three guys failed.
>>153646731BASED
OH GARYWELL YOU CAME AND GAVE WITHOUT TAKING
>>153646759>Predicted he'd win the 50/50 puck battle and get it to McDavid>burned>Predicted Mackinnon would get the puck out of the zone and he could lead the rush the other way.>sent home
>>153646725Fake meaningless tournament that only involved four teams and replaced the meaningless all star game
>>153646747He's not skating very fuckin hard to get back
>>153646759
>>153646768Cope. "Fake tournament" with NHL rules. Olympic rules make its tournament illegitimate. Four Nations championship was closer to an actual hockey championship.
>>153646747After watching this play over and over I have to say Makar was the biggest one at fault.McDavid tried to play the hero and turned it over then over committed to the Larkin pickup fake which isn't a huge issue in a vacuum.MacKinnon got forced off the puck he had full position on but there isn't much you can do when you are just straight up overwhelmed by someone, he could have attempted to stick check or something instead of standing there but whatever.Makar on the other hand got fucking gaped by Hughes poking it around him then just stopped skating and when he finally made it to his defensive zone he also over committed to the Larkin fake despite coverage already being taken care of by McDavid and Hughes flying down the slot well within his fucking field of vision.
Not to make it all about my Stars but I just remembered that we’re gonna find out in the next week here what the fate of Tyler Seguin is.
>>153646747The 4chan photographer is still alive in the crowd.
>>153646747He clearly gave up
The big problem is you had a line with dudes who just wanted to play hero puck
>>153646799Dubs earned.
>>153646795>Four Nations championship was closer to an actual hockey championship.
>>153646806Makar got undressed so hard his teammates didn't even know what was coming. As soon as that happened, McDavid should have been skating hard to get back into the play. MacKinnon got straight up outplayed. Bullshit there's "Not much he could do". He tried to use pure stickhandling in a puck battle. Was he sleeping??? Did he not see Makar just totally burned? Can he not see how important it is that he is the last defender?
>>153646806Makar got mentally trickedMackinnon got physically dominatedMcDavid was psychologically missing
>Days since last men's hockey Olympic gold:: 1: 4,383
>>153646747KWAB
>>153646731powerful
>>153646861AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He's so fuckin' mad he looks swarthy.
>>153646548thomas harley. stupid bitch.
>>1536467954 Nations doesn't have the prestige of the Olympics
>>153646861he knows he's never making playoffs/olympics again
>>153646836MacKinnon could have swept the puck away on the entry but after Werenski barrelled into him there's nothing he could do there. At least he attempted to do SOMETHING unlike Makar who gave up after being pantsed on live television.
>>153646867I think he's more mad about realizing that THESE douchebags are the ones who will replace him
>>153646518>oh yeah well what if I make it about my thing while also trying to piss people and hopefully ruin their good timethe """right side of history"""
>>153646747thats a dangit
>>153646674i think this guy is in my fantasy hockey league...
>>153646836too many fucking scotsmen on this team
>>153646759Bro really thought the puck was going to be coming back the other way lol
>>153646861This is like the complete tonal opposite of pic related or that video of Bulju eating pizza in the background of an interview.
>>1536467993 softpusys on the ice for this one, btw.
>>153646878LOOOOOL. Man... I didn't really watch Crosby. I was watching Kovalchuk around that time. But Crosby was real good. Sick saucer passes, really good puck defense.
>>153646867did you notice makar crying in the background?
Canada couldn't even score a goal 5v3 against the US. Not much of a hockey nation are they..
>>153646907my rat :)
>>153646924
Winning silver is literally a humiliation ritual lol. At least the Fins were all smiles and grateful for the plushie despite winning bronze
kwab
Games this week are going to be weird because of the blizzard and people returning
>>153646918Kek... I can't wait to see their first few games.
>>153646939Lmaoooo oh my god
>>153646939he finally got his stuffy :)
Doug Armstrong and Jon Cooper promised me a once in a lifetime depth with their roster where was it?
>>153646958Lovely day today, eh boys? Man, do I feel swell, how is everyone else doing this afternoon?
>>153646964Marchand's twitter was a goldmine
>>153646968lucky
>>153646799Bud was right about Toews
>>153646971armstrong's legacy will be not taking bedard
>>153646980i know
>>153646914kwab
>>153646878He still has his youngest to save hockey.
>>153646971sorry parayko really wanted to go
>>153646980And Tage./ourfatweeb/ just doesn't miss.
>25 games leftdoes your team make the playoffs?
>>153646973WHEEZING
>>153646998Nah
matthews gold has inspired an entire generation of latinx who will now grow the game
>>153646998they're on the bubble but I doubt it
holy shit blumpf BTFO
>>153646971this is your roster next olympics
>>153647010flavor flav must have the best dinners
>>153647010not sure theyll be able to fit it in their bbc calendar
>>153647011Dont even care to think about that right now
>>153647002>actually Mexican>can't even give him a Mexican nameOld time carnie hockey would never let this happen
>>153647015i guess you can say they're really....flavorful
>>153646719we need a legitimate legal bounty system that is sanctioned by the UN to go around round up these degens and execute them and dump them in pits and bulldoze over as pauper graves.
>>153646998noI'm getting the feeling the knighties are going to win it all
Where all these leads come from? There were none on the board yesterday
>>153647010I'd wholeheartedly accept an invitation to a Las Vegas Flavor Flav hoedown.Copey, you should crash it.
is the hype over? back to old /hoc/ retards and hockey enjoyers?
>>153646998I’d say stars are locked into 3rd seed.
>>153647040it's not classic /hoc/ until trb comes back
>>153647040not yet
>>153647010>eyooo, imma finna help out cuz trump be waysis n sheeeit.>eyooo, who wants to donate all dis shit btw cuz I ain't payin' yo!kek. fucking white knighting faggot.
>>153647002I really wonder how Toronto is taking his victory.I'd think mixed emotions.
>>153647040you are delusional if you think we're going to stop mocking you anytime soon
>>153647040My next Marner is tomorrow morning.
>>153647040We'll return to classic /hoc/ on wednesday
Can'tnadians are fucking delusional if they think at any point in the next 4 years we aren't going to remind them of 2/22/26
>>153647062Did we get stuffies too? Where are our stuffies?
>>153647059>back to 1993 posting
>365 days of spamming gary's allstar game's gwg>1 day later after getting btfo in the olympics>guyz plz stahhhp!kek. no.
how do you pronounce /hoc/? hoach?
>>153647040/hoc/ hockey and retard enjoyers
>>153647075it rhymes with mcdavid's favorite post-game meal.
>>153647068Guentzel is holding his right there.
>>153647075Hoxha
>>153647075Hotch
>>153647051I dont care if regular bros talk shit, tourists can piss off however
>>153647073i never mocked burgers for 4 nayshbesides, 70% of the league is canadian
>>153647075rhymes with cock
>>153647075this is a significant level of retardationyou'll fit in just fine
>>153647094>only the regulars can make fun of me!cuck shit
>>153647097>y-yeah, butkwab. 1993. 2014.
>>153647097>70% of the league is canadianand there it is
>>153647011I don’t think guys like Point will be Olympics worthy in 4 years.
>>153647097Despite making up 70% of the National Hockey League, Canadians account for 0% of 2026 Milano-Cortina Olympic Men's Ice Hockey gold medalists.
did mcdavid really not do any post game interviews? all I can find are hilarious AI videos
>>153647118kek
>>153647118my white boy racism sense is tingling
>>153647118
jordan binnington has a hot brown wife
>>153647121mcdavid can do whatever he wants he's earned it
>>153647011I wonder how much my life will have improved by then
>>153647140He didn't earn shit, he didn't even earn the title of KWABOTY, that goes to MacKinnon.
Cheer up Canada, at least you’ll always have the leafs.
HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153647104Even the american regulars dont want you here
>>153647118gottem
>>153647139fake tits
>>153647121He only did the a short one right after the game and then disappeared. They brought out washed unc Crosby to fill his place. Not a good look for the supposed best player in the world. All hype and 0 big game wins
Embarrassing
>>153647153>LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAA I'M CAN'TNADIAN
>>153647050I'm happy for him. He deserved a dub.
>>153647152Jewgod hyman and eternal vampire RNH will carry oilcountry to the conference final
>>153647140>he's earned itanon...
>>153647118oof. canada rekt.
>>153647152so even the soilers are missing playoffs
Current NHL standings if it was a 3-2-1-0 points system.Formatted as RW-RL-OTW-OTL, divided by divisions in current standings order.AtlanticTampa Bay - 28-14-9-4: 102 PtsMontreal - 21-17-11-8: 93 PtsDetroit - 23-19-10-6: 95 PtsBuffalo - 26-19-6-6: 96 PtsBoston - 24-20-8-5: 93 PtsOttawa - 22-22-6-7: 85 PtsToronto - 19-21-8-9: 82 PtsFlorida - 23-25-6-3: 84 PtsMetropolitanCarolina - 26-15-10-6: 104 PtsPittsburgh - 25-15-4-12: 95 PtsIslanders - 22-21-10-5: 91 PtsColumbus - 20-20-9-7: 86 PtsWashington - 24-23-5-7: 89 PtsPhiladelphia - 18-20-7-11: 79 PtsNew Jersey - 18-27-10-2: 76 PtsRangers - 14-29-8-6: 64 PtsCentralColorado - 34-9-3-9: 117 PtsMinnesota 21-14-13-10: 99 PtsDallas 28-14-6-9: 105 PtsUtah 23-23-7-4: 87 PtsNashville 19-24-7-7: 78 PtsChicago 17-26-5-9: 70 PtsWinnipeg 20-26-2-8: 72 PtsSt. Louis 19-28-1-9: 68 PtsPacificVegas - 20-16-7-14: 90 PtsEdmonton 21-22-7-8: 85 PtsSeattle 21-20-6-9: 84 PtsAnaheim 18-23-12-3: 81 PtsLos Angeles 14-19-9-14: 74 PtsSan Jose 16-24-11-4: 74 PtsCalgary 19-27-4-6: 71 PtsVancouver 12-33-6-6: 54 Pts
>>153647183>He deserved a dub.lol why?
>>153647171mcgodvid had 2 people sometimes 3 on him in all of those finals. his barista teammates left him hanging as per usual.
>>153647011no rempe?
>>153647163Hmmm. I would need to see some more angles. Most fakes don’t sag down like that right boob. But the left boob does have a bit of roundness. Fakes tend to look like balls under the chest. Accompanied by underboob scarring or deformed nipple scarring. Or sometimes the scar goes from the nipple down to the underboob. Disgusting
>>153647183I assume sticking a dagger in Marner's ass is a bonus?
>>153647163at least he didn't choose another blonde bimbo
>>153647203suzuki will bring all the needed grit
>>153647215>Montreal Canadiens>Best players are American
>>153647194>big dick /atlantic/
Dallas is attempting to acquire Ristolainen
>>153647220GODTEMBEAUT
for me, it's the rochester americans
>>153647226The Pacific should give the Atlantic one of its 'off spots tbhfamily.
>>153647230How many more Finns can you possibly fit on a team in the deep south
>>153647230They want to become the finnish national team
>>153647194>Carolina - 26-15-10-6: 104 Ptsfor a 100pt team, their representative jarvis was ghost all olympics. the nigga was doing cardio in the biggest stage of his life. was he a diversity hire because of his indigenous roots?
>>153647171he just needs more time
>>153647261nah he's a bust
So when are they going to announce the movie based off this win?
>>153646548stawpppp he's just a bayyyyybeeeee
>>153647261>>153647267He'll be the next Raymond Borque and win as an old man on a new team.
>>153647260Carolina Hurricane legend Mikko Rantanen is a Bronze medalist and a Finnish national hero.Other Carolina Hurricane legend Jake Guentzel is a gold medalist.
>>153647269emilio estevez should play mike sullivan in miracle 2
>>153647269already announced, tom holland is jack hughes tim chalamet as quinn hughes
Why didn't Wilson attempt to boom Quinn Hughes his first shift?
>>153647275He's ready to get swept in playoffs
>>153647290_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153646548He chose this btw
>>153647285>>153647290daniel day lewis as john tortorella
>>153647307>Now I REALLY feel Canadian
sorry about that ameritoids, your next movie will be about a gay figureskater confronting his patriot father
>>153647345matthews, jt miller, and mclovin? iconic
>>153647345what's this rap group's name?
>>153647355heated rivalry
>>153647194I don't see my team on this list.
>>153647345wtf auston did you really say this?
>>153647261He’s 29 years old. This pattern of losing the big games and getting the MVP goes back to juniors for him. Either he’s extremely unlucky or he’s the most overhyped NHL player of all time. He’s been to the cup finals twice. He might not ever make it back there.
>>153647269Will be released in 2050.
>>153647345bet the parade in miami is going to be amazing
>>153647372i want to believe this is real
>>153647372I..choose to believe he said that
poor mcdavid... no one ever has his back whenever he takes his breathers in elimination games
>>153647372it would be an interesting way to commit suicide
>>153647374celebrini will win shitdavid a cup
starting the game up on replay. you guys want the play-by-play?
this was his joker origin moment
>>153647332
https://youtu.be/JJXtaj7xBCc?si=vk4y5kJ7blp4AnzM&t=807
>>153647413i'd post my time roth planet of the apes comparison again, but you guys hated it. Still, I can't not see it personally.
>>153647413draisaitl will soften him like usual and no harm will be done to the league
>>153647416Overdrive off and running to the MAID clinic
>>153647419THATS WHO HE LOOKS LIKE!!! Whoa it was driving me crazy but that’s it
>>153647413The moment semen retention was disproven definitively
>>153647430It's the opposite, he simply cooms too much. You replaced the semen-filled Crosby with the semenless McDavid, recipe for disaster from the first step.
canada had two captains and still lost.
>>153647453too many cooks ruin the curry
>>153647408yes please
my browser is glitching and the flags are gone
>>153647447this. he needs to embark on the path of nofap
>>153647469reffie just did the show-camera-the-puck-and-smile thing...and we're off.
team canada is better than team usa, and we all know that
>>153647466i imagine curry doesn't agree with crohn's
>>153647413If only you knew how bad things really are
>>153647494Why did Canada lose then?
>>153647479you know who the goodguys are
F*ck you, Quinn. From a former diehard fan.Fuck you for partying with a pedo enabler/pedo himself. Fuck you for dropping a fat dookie on your mother's reputation for all the hard work that she did for your country's Olympic women's team, the one you so heartedly laughed at with Trump. Fuck you for taking a dookie on the market you now play for, the market that is most directly being affected by the administration you chuckle up to. Fuck you for not being there when the bombshell was dropped on the team that you captained that you got traded.And lastly, fuck you for not owning any of this. For shying away from the public eye when the pushback hits you for your terrible actions, instead of being a grown adult and standing by your beliefs - no matter how shitty they turned out to be. I hope you, and your family can live with your choices, and the alienation they may cause in the future. I hope you can live with that at least. Because if you can, you lost any fan that gives a remote shit about other people. Rant over.
>>153647466kek
Tourist hereDo any NHL players watch this show and how can I contact them if they do?
>>153647501did you even watch the game retard or are you just using this genny as your personal toilet?
>>153647404If you’re the Sharks, do you try to sign UFA McDavid or Matthews? One of these guys keeps getting MVP on losing teams because of front-loaded assist tallying while they other is a proven winner who scores more goals
>>153647514yea
>>153647490he's ready for an exciting game
>>153647510guessing this was posted in /r/wildhockey?
>>153647514i don't know about players but our commission binged it in one night
>>153647510Why does Trump have to ruin EVERYTHING? Can't even celebrate for 24 hours without fucking loser Kash Patel getting a gold medal wrapped around his neck and Trump making a misogynistic comment that the team laughs at. Fucking kidding me. At least some of the players chanted "2 for 2" and "absolutely". Trump is such a fucking douchebag.
>>153647510what did quinn say about women's hockey that's upset redditors so much?
>>153647514in interviewsthey all say they did watch and all say they enjoy it
>>153647514/hoc/ holds a naked kissing party every thursday
>>153647538Mikko said he hadn’t watched it
>>153647514iirc mcavoy mentioned it
>>153647536President Trump cracked a joke about inviting the wymyn or he'd get impeached. They chuckled and everyone moved on. white knights are crying because they want everything to be rosy and peachy and cute in this world.
>>153647525r/canucks lol
>>153647543the /hoc/ mansion has some crazy parties
>>153647555Fuck Wayne Gretzky and the city he comes from forever. (Brantford is an incredibly right-leaning city that consistently produces MAGA-supporter chuds even though it’s a town in Canada).
>>153647555kek, even funnier. He's not even on their fucking TEAM.
>>153647519matthews is getting poached by mexico to start a rival league to the nhl there
>>153647514Connor McDavid love it
>>153647546uh oh
>>153647555yeah honestly fuck evander kane he should be banished back to the city of edmonton so we never have to hear from him again
>>153647536nothing. trump made a joke that he had to invite the womens team to the whitehouse or else they would impeach him too. the team usa players laughed. so now they must be executed.
>>153647040my sabies
>>153647555>our sovereigntyfew years ago they were saying canada was an illegitimate state on stolen land
>>153647543The /hoc/ pwhl player isn't invited because there aren't any girls in that show
>>153647536Trump made a joke over the phone about being obligated to invite the women's team as well and the guys laughed. This is obviously locker room humor but they retardedly recorded the call.
>>153647562mcdavid thinks they're too old
>>153647557we'll all have to give statements to the cops after bud rapes trb again in the restroom
>>153647515why did Can'tnada lose then?
>>153647568that isn't that offensive
>>153647555yeah i asked the ai if trump had any actual credible accusations and it said no sorry. and in fact it even said some shit about him helping law enforcement or something. i cant even remember because it wasnt a big deal
Is it fair to say McDavid is a choker who cant win the big one at this point? Other than 4 nations which was a huge meme anyways, guy chokes in every big game
reminder that the dims sucked jimmy carter's cock after he "went overboard" on congratulating the 1980 team. This was when EVERYONE hated his ass too. EVERYONE. Weird how no one is mentioning that.
>>153647577That's why he's no longer allowed in the sauna
>>153647555wow I also have 0 respect for Can'tnadians. We are practically the same
>throw usa a measly tiny little crumb of gold>they act like they won prestigious 4nayshsad
>>153647494They almost lost to Czechia. Never saw much of Team Canada yesterday because Cooper kept throwing his top guys out there every other shift. Guess it’s better than trusting guys like washed 40 year old Marchand but they were out of gas. Team USA had 4 lines of depth that could score
>>153647593He's a certified choker. Even Ovi proved himself once
>>153647590offensive enough to want to break up
>>153647608this is everything, and im here for it
>>153647595Cope + seethe + we were right
>>153647608now they can focus on celebrini
BOLDY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS 1-0 USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA3 softpusys on the ice for that one. Boldy from Matthews & Hughes
>>153647622It was cool how he moved the puck
>>153647603
>post yfw mattews, 2x tkachuk and hellebuyck fail their piss test
Tkachuk and the rest of his maga chuds are partying with strippers in miami right this very second
>>153647632
>>153647637b-but JT Miller is married
>>153647590For Quinn and Jack it seems to be more about their mother.
>>153647641so was Liberace.
>>153647637this is not a good example for american girls and boys
>>153647647next thing you know they'll be having premarital sex
>>153647637>tfw mack is probably lying in bed with a stranger from grindrs big arms wrapped around him
I hope President Trump snubs the wymyn's hockey team tomorrow night and only mentions the Men's team winning the gold. Whiny fucking dykes.
>>153647515Yes, Canada should have won but they didn’t. Why is that?
>>153647593>>153647607why do you retards never hold the rest of the team accountable in crucial moments? mcdavid has dragged rosters full of phones salesmen to championship games, but when he gets shutdown by 3 players for every minute of the game, he's still expected to score every second?
>>153647673According to them we just got lucky. In reality we had better defense and goaltending by a country mile.
>>153647667how could he cheat on will? >:(
>>153647679mcpd97 is not wrong
>>153647678he's good but he needs a real roster to shine. he should switch teams
>>153647667>stranger
>>153647679America had a better goaltender that mogged all of Team Canada.
>>153647678For how much he's been hyped up over the last decade he should find a way to make it happen at some point.He has absolutely nothing to show for all the hype and he's still sucked off like the second coming.
What I cant get over is how McDavid and MacKinnon did fuck all coming back on D. They took their time getting back and once in their zone no one thought to cover Jack Hughes. Its like they thought Makar can take them 3 on 1, I'm here to score goals.Also LMAO at buttblasted ACKinnon crying after the game. >I think you saw who the better team wasI didn't know this was fucking figure skating. Was he waiting for the judges to come out and give him the gold?Softpussy through and through
>>153647682>luckCanada had to cheat two games in a row to even make it into the final
>>153647679>putting stock in what a zoomer saysshiggy diggt
>>153647680idk...maybe they talked on the phone and will said something mack didnt like since he was already emotional from losing. that could have been enough for mack to just go for some stranger instead to seek release or atleast some form of appreciation...
thinking about beef jerky lads
>>153647679that's the way she goes
thinking about not asking lads
>>153647691mitchell is so boyprettyyy should have been a figure skater :3
>>153647697he should have rode that fucking faggot into the boards for good measure. really fuck his face up and stomp on it too.
beef jerky is too goddamn expensive
>>153647700you cant afford it
>>153647691cute :3
i'm vegetarian i don't eat beef jerky
You should feel bad
Gonna have a few drinks in a bit and load up Easy Red 2 and mow down some Americans while they storm Omaha beach
I don't have to "see" the puck. My extensive viewing, playing and vidya experience has allowed me to accurately anticipate where the puck is going.
>>153647697it's divine karma that they lost
>>153647696MacKinnon had a similar melty towards Avs fans earlier this season about their power-play sucking ass >“Guess they don't know what a good powerplay looks like… I guess they gotta boo us more.” I hate to be that person but I think he may have a legit personality disorder.
>>153647678>when he gets shutdown by 3 players for every minute of the game, he's still expected to score every second?Gretzky did
>>153647722wow it's almost like they're deeply mentally ill
Gonna have a few drinks in a bit and load up um, some game and mow down some cucknadians while they, wait never mind. cucknadia isn't even relevant to be a villain/hero in a video game. kwab 1993. 2014.
>>153647723Based, think I might boot it up too and gun down Canadians while they storm Juno beach.
100% penalty kill btw (18/18)
>>153647722>Don't let Americans take Hockey away from you>Use American sloganeering about gunsLOLLMAOThe thousands of layers of irony.
>>153647679I think the NHL should do away with “best of” series and go to all elimination games like the NFL. So many series go to 7 games.. with OT. Might as well be just one elimination game. Same reasoning for sweeps. Yes a weaker team has a better chance of winning and moving on but that just makes it more interesting and the games mentally tougher to play. Weaker teams can also win best of 7 series. Easier to market the games as events too. Better for the game.
>>153647722Have these “people” ever even played hockey? I already know the answer is no but like jeeze
>>153647743b-b-b-b-but robobitch and cuckfield would have scored gooooooooooooooooooals!!!!!
>>153647724My whole life they've bullied me. Teased me. Called me a retard for being a gaming enthusiast. And so I found /hoc/. And now they come here, to my domain? How foolish of them.
>>153647743The fact canada couldn't score on a 5v3 proves the right team won. That shit was pathetic
>>153647728he will NEVER be close to Shattuck St Mary's legend Sidney Crosby
>>153647696Need the full quote and not just the zinger.
>>153647746>I think the NHL should do away with “best of” series and go to all elimination games like the NFL. So many series go to 7 games.. with OT.Gary says no.
>>153647722>come and take itwhat? your final shred of sanity?
>>153647742Kek, was planning to so that too
>>153647731era full of roadkill cleaners and oil spill janitors
>>153647762The full quote doesn’t make it better. Just SAY they were the better team ya sourpuss ya bad sport ya crybaby
>>153647743pp soft
>>153647743based
>>153647608
>>153647762literally "y-yeah, but" the hockey player quotekwab. 1993. 2014. *garycovidcup softpusy bitch.
>>153647746It would be fascinating to see but Gary would never allow it
We can all agree that we fucking hate Dallas now right?
Canadiantwitter is telling me the tkachuks are the dumbest people on earth, no way...
>>153647720what about dried mango?
>>153647787i can see the puck and it's full of colors
>>153647679>muh luckMeanwhile Canada needed rematches to beat >us in 2010 and 4 Nations. 1-1 gets gold for Canada and "better luck next time" for USA.
>>153647794Uh no. Dallas is based and finnpilled
>>153647743should've taken bouchard and hyman instead of overplaying a buckbroken avs every pp
>>153647746It should be 5-5-7-7 or 3-5-5(7)-7 or something.>hey jew owners we are going to reduce the number of playoff games so the product is better and its better for the players. But you will miss out on a bit of revenueNever gonna happen :(
Huomenta but the opposite
Alright, USA on the PP here...canada takes the first benulty
>>153647795this was deboonked, he got his grade 10
>>153647795>NUH UH, YOU'RE STUPIDWe've really devolved to just that over the course of 24 hours.
>>153647795Jack eichel had a 0.8 he went to school for hockey
>>153647819bet he could have played college hockey if he wanted to
>>153647795If you’ve heard him speak he’s more articulate than your average athlete. No filler, no mispronunciations, coherent sentences etc.
>>153647819and Ray got his fuckin' grade 9. Glad TPB ended with season 7.
>>153647795Dean Blundell is an absolute faggot
>>153647794You mean a team led by a spastic goon are dirty?
>>153647823>devolvedthey started there
>>153647829
My Wilds are trading for Trocheck and will win Gary's Cup this year.
>>153647764>>153647792Gary could find a way to monetize it. With single elimination games you can charge more for ads. Teams can charge more for seats. Probably need to make the divisions smaller again to emphasize playing for home ice. Stretch it over 5 weekends with a two week break before the finals. Much more interesting than the snooze fest best of 7 format
>>153647849Doubt Trochek is going anywhere now
>>153647850Gary still says no.
>>153647795Based Dean. We need him back on the air to roast American scum.
You don't see kino like this anymore
>>153647855neither are the rags. they'd be wise to deal him while his price is the highest it will ever be again.
>>153647849>and will win Gary's Cup this yearBig if true
>>153647787I remember this. The liberal view on the right has a much wider scale, so its light green equates to a reddish orange on the left.
>>153647866Fair, but it'a hard to replace centres.
>>153647872whereabout'st in australia are thou'st from
>>153647864+21 goal diff over two games is really something
>>153647877Darwin
>>153647877the part that remembers meme charts
>>153647864This was before the 4 tier thing they do now, right? What the fuck are the japs and auzzies doing in this bracket?
>>153647877Massachusetts
>>153647877Oh god here we go
>>153647819KEK>a fuckin janitor?
>>153647840Speaking of my stars (since you kindly brought them up so I didn’t have to) I watched Gully’s presser earlier and he outright said he hoped Finland would’ve beaten Canada. >he’s sick of Canadians cheaters >he hates McDavid
>>153647891bruins anon is too blind to recognise charts
>>153647873the only reason I don't think Drury is that bad is because I think they're going into the ~full tank and just lying about it
>>153647873the likely return is Michigan St prospect Stramel and a pick, so they'd get someone that could 3C or 4C for them right away and grow from there. Only 21 too.
>>153647901I'll believe that when they dump Laff>>153647902I see thanks for that.
>>153647864>Japan -37 >Finland lost to a raped half a Germany Wew lad
>>153647899i wrote an offensive post about aussiesbut deleted it because it hurts a little when people who don't know (you) insult your country for no reasons
I'm just glad Don is still alive to have seen Canada lose
>>153647890They just had a groups round robin then a round robin for the medals
>>153647914I bet Don loves the team the United States put together.
>>153647914>I shouldn't have made a big deal out of a fucking flower
>>153647910He's from new england
>>153647902>from Rosemount>played for pissconsin>then michigan stTrade his ass
>>153647914Fuck this old racist chud piece of shit.
>>153647678I wonder if it's the absolute lack of respect that makes his teammates worse when he's captain. I remember Corey Perry being the actual voice of the locker room during their cup runs. It's probably why he left too.
>>153647924nah not that one
>>153647899Has pic rel ever happened to you? It’s one of my biggest fears
playing a germania playthrough in rome total war and they have a unit named specifically for the USA wymyn's team: screeching women.
>>153647909>>Finland lost to a raped half a GermanyThey also tied Japan in the loser round
>>153647940Mysogony
>>153647870>Billy G break the Minnesota curse and gold medal curse in the same seasonK I N OI - A - - - -N - - L - - -O - - - E - -- - - - - - R -- - - - - - - T
>>153647937No, but I always look up when entering the bathroom because I've had an unwelcome surprise there before. My car handle is fully exposed.>>153647910you could say we're all drunks who can't skate!
>>153646548canadians look genuinely scaryone of them looks like they are wearing a fake skin mask
>>153647947fuggg crocodiles really do crawl up there
>>153646548i think crosgod and mackwab are planning to cut ties with marchand
>>153647951
>>153647951The curling guy? He won gold
KWAB
>>153647940Shouldn't you be Wolf shitposting?
>>153647941>outdoor Olympics gamesovl
>>153647961crocs come out of the toilet, not the ceiling. the angriest marners.
>>153647969wut?
>>153647970
>>153647973There are 3 TW players in hoc then
>>153647914
The last thing Tkachud sees after he disrespects trans women.
>>153647991>thinks a fat fuck 14 year old can beat up a pro athlete at the peak of his physical abilities
>>153647964>>153647965mckinninonnun guy
>>153647999He could definitely take Brady before his mong brain registers what is happening.
>>153647999I'd like to see these Chads buck break RG3.
>>153647991*steps to the left and laughs when fatty falls down from its own momenteum.*
I fear that all we have done is woken a sleeping giant
>>153647632Sidney Crosby and Tom Wilson are, 100%, steroid users.They're the only two players I can say that about. A few other Canadians are sus.t. Gymbro who rolls BJJ w tons of users and has learned to spot them a mile away
>>153646492And that's why I voted for him twice
>>153648036>of course an unathletic gymbro is into bjjhave you tried a real sport like maybe judo?
>>153648043crazy that actually happened just yesterday
>>153648044>real sport>"judo"Kek
>>153648031That's what they said after Mcdavid lost the cup final the first time
I'm now fully in the belief that women should be banned from sport
>>153648043wouldn't have happened if they were wearing the Dark Leaf
>the gold medal game averaged 2.5 million viewers in the Czech republic >1/4th of their country watched a final in hockey between Canada and the USA >Almost half the country at least partially watched the game
>>153648067what else were they going to do on Sunday afternoon?
>>153648067im glad they got the outcome they wanted
>>153648076get blunted
>>153648067how many of your countryxen watched you lose?
>>153648049JUDO IS KING BLITZ EVERYONE
>>153648088Idk the ratings haven't come out yet
>>153648088They havent said yet. They might not even bother since they lost.
>>153648089>proceeds to stand back upYeah this semen slurping "sport" is not for me
>>153648067Sad
>>153648093binner's thinking of ways to strangle toews and makar
FREEEEEEBIIIIIIIRD
>>153648091>>153648094we all know it's the most watched hockey game in your history and glad it was a big fat L to remind you to be humble
>>153648104Wow that's real humble of you
>>153648104>not 2010
He looks like the lord has just given him a second chance. The soul and optimism in this photo is infectious. It evokes joy and happiness.
>>153648104Zero chance it got more viewers than 2010. But it still gonna be high
>>153648067the czech are a good people
>>153648114I hope he demands a trade.
>>153648114you can almost see his hair growing back
why didn't John tavares make the team?
>>153648123someone had to hold down the fort in toronto. thats actually a higher honor than making the team
