>>153648191That's a man
Disgrace
I wear Uniqlo airism underwear because the japonese designed it comfy. I also have a smaller than average flacid dick. I do good hard and thats when the undies come off
don't see any other athlete getting 5 /spee/ threads for changing sponsor
>>153648191Eva would be a better ambassador
Old hag
deserved!
>>153648369what does that old hag have to do with emma or tennis
>>153648393Gonna need a medical timeout and a new coach before I can answerBRB
sounds like skatefaganons only like her because she won? we like emma for emma :-)
This is huge news. I bet Emma will be all over the BBC (British Broadcasting Channel) tomorrow
>>153648469why did they officially announce it when all the bongs are asleep tho
>>153648467She's a disgrace.
What makes us romanians so good at tennis?
>>153648191i wear uniqlo beanies because i have a big head and they have a looser fit than most beanies so they're comfy
>>153648191She looks bricked
somebody spent HOURS in the airbrush studio with this when in reality, they should have just got themselves an attractive 'ambassador' instead. From Dior to the psuedo-jap Dorothy Perkins, how the haughty have fell.
>>153648191woahem if this is u posting...wow. u look SO good wishing you luck this season,anon you will do great go get them!
uniqulo is such a great sponsor for emmalooks way way better than any of the garrish nike or god forbid adidas gear, gross, man. its understated, just solid perfect for emma. angels deserve angelic gear
That's just sad
>>153649031you're sadnike is fucking nigger tier hood rat wearfucking disgustingemma is so beautiful and this is so perfect for her. the stars have alignedshe will play better now, because she is congruent spiritually
>>153648191how the mighty have fallen
>>153649035>she is congruent spirituallywhat, she is now an authentic whore?
>>153649043you know that what you say is wrong, it's stupid, it's rude. you are being a very bad person intentionally
>>153648191Built like a fridge
>>153648191fuck, she's so beautifulshe literally radiates she's as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. rareareRAREAREGIRL RAREGIRLAREGIRL
>>153648191PRISTINE>>153648367eva is an adidas type of girl, and i dont mean that as ac ompliment. they'r eright for each otheri can see eva with a 40 on a street corner in hamburg
>>153649059strikes me more as a CK type of girliykwim
lel
>>153649323car crash Ems was peak Ems
>>153649362i've seen this plot in my javs
>>153649362ALL GLITZLLGLITZALWAYSSTAY MAD HATERS BEST GIRL ALWAYS FOREVER
>>153648191When's the last time she won something again?
>>153649612NO ONE FUCKIN CARESshe's not DOPEDif emma doped she'd be a top 5 player in a monthleave her alonego root for trannies that "win something"(they win nothin except being trannies and mongol whores absolutely fuckin disgusting)
Is she filipino? She looks like a mix between a gypsy and a filipino
>>153649323literlaly nothing funny about this>>153649259she satrikes me as a filthy disgusting whore (eva lys)
>>153649653shes chinese(mom) mixing romanian/gypsy(dad) thats basically chunk of southeast asian people
>>153649653close guess, but romanian and chinese.
>>153649759she's not any of these stupid jewish social constructsshe's an angel that trasncends all cattle attempts at categorization
>>153649764An angel lol. She's dirty, she's on the same tier of Alysa Liu
why do you retards still care about this fluke
>>153649806She is meme now there is alysa liu. Hopefully soon alysa liu will date some chad and the incel simp will stop to spam her here.
>>153649806between she legs is the mysterious bald virgin untouched land known as she pusy
>>153649798>mfw the midwit is completely filtered by the obvious contrast
>>153649845Contrast? Both Raducanu and Alysa are impure breeds.
>>153648191Jessie Pegula is better than her in all ways
Uniqlo >>>> Nike tennis
>>153648367Even Lacoste is better than Nike.
They stay winning
>>153649862
>>153650011They're a disgrace.
is there any other athlete who keeps getting deals after being proved fraud?
>>153650030maybe they recognize that she's actually a good person and not a back alley dumpster whore
>$2.6 millionSHE'S A DISGRACE
>>153650055The art of winning when appearing to lose is what it is all about
>>153650011L O N D O N
>UniqloTheir Heattech leotards are the definition of sexoOtherwise I don't care
>>153650011think of the post dinner scissoring
>>153650078Ems sugadaddys are shrinking
I think /sp/ stands for super simps
Pack it up, pack it in, let me beginI came to win, battle me, that's a sinI won't ever slack up, punk, ya better back upTry and play the role and yo, the whole crew'll act upGet up, stand up (c'mon) c'mon, throw your hands upIf ya got the feelin', jump up towards the ceilin'Muggs let the funk flow, someone's talkin' junkYo, I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's hoFeelin', funkin', amps in the trunk, andI got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin'Donuts shop, sho' nuff, I got propsFrom the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my popsI came to get down, I came to get downSo get out your seat and jump aroundJump around (jump around)Jump around (jump around)Jump around (jump around)Jump up, jump up, and get downjump! Jump! Jump! Jump!(Steady on the left) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!I'll serve your ass like John McEnroeIf your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the hoWord to your moms, I came to drop bombsI got more rhymes than the Bible's got PsalmsAnd just like the Prodigal Son, I've returnedAnyone steppin' to me, you'll get burned'Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got noneIf ya come to battle, bring a shotgun (shotgun)But if you do, you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the deathTryin' to step to me, you'll take your last breathI got the skill, come get your fill'Cause when I shoot the gift, I shoot to killI came to get down, I came to get downSo get out your seat and jump aroundJump around (jump around)
Jump around (jump around)Jump around (jump around)Jump up, jump up, and get downjump! Jump! Jump! Jump!(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Steady on the right)I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the topI never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a copOr better yet a Terminator, like Arnold SchwarzeneggerTryin' to play me out like as if my name was SegaBut I ain't goin' out like no pro, bitchGet used to one style and yo, and I might switchIt up, up and around, then buck, buck ya downPut out ya head and then ya wake up in the Dawn of the DeadI'm comin' to get ya, I'm comin' to get yaSpittin' out lyrics, homie, I'll wet yaI came to get down, I came to get downSo get out your seat and jump aroundJump around (jump around)Jump around (jump around)Jump around (jump around)Jump up, jump up, and get downjump! Jump! Jump! Jump!(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Steady on the right)jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)(Steady on the right) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Steady on the right)
test2
>>153648191mogged by raccoon
>>153650187This is how simps will try to keep this raccoon relevant over the coming weeks and months, by posting her in Emma threads lmao.
>>153648191she failed at everything else in life, so maybe she will succeed in fashion.
>>153650201but Emma threads are only made by simps
>>153648191That fraud was dropped by Nike and is sponsored by a shitty japanese apparel company now kek
>>153648393Cope faggot, Alysa isn't a fraud and much more famous than Radu
>>153650230oh i see noweveryone on 4chan is an emaciated anime watching porn addled literal fucking morongot it.
man im sleepygood night niggajiggs jiggaboosc u l8r
>>153650078Imagine when alysa will steal all her sponsorships
i really couldn't believe this thread, so i read about this when i went for my napandyou people aren't actually joking, you really don't see the difference in quality between raducanu and liuyou really don't have the ability to discern between the two. so i have to apologize for being rude and calling you names,you're actually functionally retarded. my badthat's really fascinating its like u live in 2-d while i live in 3d
Isn't she a coalburner? Fuck this disgusting trash, I don't even know why Eileen (most decorated freeskiier ever) was hanging around this loser.
>>153650652its...how would i describe the feeling of being better and smarter than everyone basically everywehre...its hard to describe brobut basically its like, kyou have stupid little gremlins or gerbils nipping at you your entire life trying to drag you down24/7foreverthat's really what you all aredont be offended. that's what everyone is around me. im literally that much better in every single way. and i mean, i dont think i need to go down the list right now with you guysim just telling you this so you kidn of understand where im coming from
honest question: when was the last time she won a tournament?
>>153650652You live in 4d, playing 5d chess with us
virgin thread
>>153650681yeah i guess, man. but, i mean. where else can i go? this is it
>>153650681its likeits like caitilin clark says, "its not something imt yring to do, its who i am"im not here to play 5d chess with peoplethis is just my frequency bros
>>153650738you have to udnerstand that me just existingputs me immediately in a full on collision with the world, because thats what im surrounded by, the world, and the world is extreemely low resolution compared to methats why niggas like me end up mowing lawns alone. best job i ever fucking had, i didnt have tod eal with any human dumb fuckin beings. jesus...what i had...
>>153648367>belly buttonL-lewd...
>>153648191Do these people not realize how bad this intense airbrushing makes the person look? It turns them to an uncanny AI looking robot. Emma is very attractive otherwise so there's no reason for it either.
>>153648367Emma wears white micro thongs, your hoe wears crusty old man boxers.
>>153649759Her dad is pure gyppo picrel >>153650011Yet her chink features dominate and it seems she only inherited his shitskin complexion Conclusion caucasoid sperm is weak
>>153648191
>Slazenigger>Wilson >LacosteClassic tennis style. Others need not apply.
>>153655782He's not a gyppo. He's an ethnic Romanian.
>>153655953Sorry to burst your bubble but no one sees it like thatGyppos have been living among us for more than 7 centuries and despite that they're still their own thing A gyppo represents his racial heritage his kin same way a nigger with a british passport represents his race not brits The difference is that our gyppos don't make a fuss about their racial heritage while uk has mostly uppity niggers It will always be like that and that's good thing
>>153655924>Slazeniggera brand longst Fat Mike'd
>>153648369>>153649036>>153650187>>153650240>>153650629ugly ass whore
>>153655782They migrated from Western India. Her dad literally looks like my uncle
>>153656306Turn your monitor on
>>153656253Nigga I'm not retarded. I know the difference between a Roma gypsy and an ethnic Romanian. I'm telling you that her dad is the latter, as per all my online digging. There's nothing to suggest he's a gypsy. I've definitely seen swarthy Romanians before (although maybe not quite as dark as him).
>>153656366Well pure gyppos look more like poos and pakis while mixed gyppos look more like middle easterners Picrel is a famous gyppo singer with his familyThey look more arabic
>>153656406KekYou will never be a brit you will always be a shitskin
