PREVIOUS: >>153650542SEA: Cal Raleigh went 2-for-4 with a two-run homer on Tuesday as the Mariners fell to the White Sox 12-10 in Cactus League actionMIL: Tyler Black went 3-for-3 with a three-run homer, a double and six RBI in the Brewers’ 10-0 shutout of the A’s on TuesdaySF: Patrick Bailey had a single, a sac fly and a walk in the Giants’ 4-1 victory over the Angels on TuesdayCOL: Chase Dollander reeled off two scoreless innings on Tuesday in his Cactus League debut against the AngelsSD: Nick Castellanos went 2-for-3 with a pair of RBIs on Tuesday in the Padres’ 6-5 loss to the Cubs in Cactus League playNYY: Paul Goldschmidt delivered a two-run homer and a two-run double Tuesday to lead the Yankees past the Blue Jays 8-7ARI: Ketel Marte clobbered his first home run of the spring on Tuesday, powering the Diamondbacks to a 6-4 win over the Rangers in Cactus League actionNYM: Mike Tauchman hit a three-run homer and walked Tuesday as the Mets and Astros played to a 6-6 tie
>>153656247My berds are the only team playing right now, let's all listen to them on the radio together
>>153656247RIPyou do right by us all bakespie
STOP IT GUYS!
>3 hour 40 minute spring training game
>>153656240you literally fuck dogs lmao
dodgers
>>153656276well i did fuck your mom
Mariners!
>>153656267it makes you realize how crazy hard it is to reach the majors. so many guys can't go near the zone without getting lit up.
>>153656287ba dum tis
sex with raynkees fish
>>153656287GOT 'EM
FACT: If your best player didn't go 1.000 against a AA or lower pitcher, they're washed and should be traded ASAPFACT: If your best player could only hit home runs off of pitches AA or lower, they're washed and should be traded ASAPFACT: If your team's ace pitcher has given up a hit in spring training, they're washed and should be traded ASAPFACT: If a prospect in AA or lower has a hit in spring training, they're the future of your org and should be given a billion dollar extension ASAP
>>153656267There were a lot of walks.
>>153656292Yeah it's always wild when you see ST pitcher changes all over the place. Shit like this is how you know it's spring training
If your team has lost a spring training game, their season is already over and you should just bandwagon a different team this year
>>153656298At least buy a guy dinner first.
>>153656247That must’ve been a really weird feeling after he hit that homer. Knowing right then and there that was the greatest and most important moment in his entire life, and no matter how long he lived nothing was going to top it.
I've racked up a respectable 36 (You)s today.
who would win in an all star match between ST leagues?
>>153656344cactus and it's not particularly close
>>153656335What's your EYA for the season so far?
>>153656344dodgers are in cactus league. so them.
>>153656344Grapefruit mogs
>>153656344Mets
>>153656362haven't been keeping track :(
>>153656373lel the ownies are gonna wipe the floor with you in arbitration
>>153656314makes me also appreciate the coaching staffs a lot more. imagine having to pay close attention to all of that shit.
Yankees.Goldschmidt.
>>153656308fact: if it aint the m's, dont give a fuck about your facts
>>153656287BTFO
>>153656358the flyover league?
>>153656287damn how do you even recover from this?
>>153656308FACT: Nobody watches the Mariners, Nobody cares for the Mariners.FACT: You shouldn’t be following the lives of millionaires who don’t care about you or know you.FACT: God literally isn’t real.
>>153656415she cares
brewers>>153656415>literally isn’t realeverything that's real is "literally" so retard
facts: m's in sevenfacts: Jesus love the m's
Just think, in another life George Bush never got into politics and is still the Rangers owner to this day
>>153656422so does she
>>153656404bro you live on a flyover continent
>>153656438nice bunda
>>153656362my E(Y)A has been hovering at a concerningly low level, but I feel it might improve if I make my posts less white-coded and more baity
>>153656436ryan wouldve retired in 2010
This is what needs to happen. Cancel the World Baseball ClassicCancel the World Cup. Cancel the Olympics. Cancel your US vacations. Refuse to support this regime and refuse to endanger lives.
>>153656344Cachads vs the Dorkfruits
>>153656436>yfw he would've unironically been more effective than seligi often wonder what the gore admin would've used its 9/11 blank check on. libya?
Why hasn’t anyone signed Ryback?!
>>153656448our flyover states map closely to yoursim an eastcoaster chaddington
>>153656463>Cancel the World Baseball Classicdrumpf doesn't even know it exists>Cancel the World Cup. agreed, it's going to suck this year>Cancel the Olympics. he will be dead by then>Cancel your US vacations.agreed, why would you waste money coming here
>>153656422love that minx
>>153656461velocity isn't a top five priority for the pitching staff, but affordability is
>>153656461they don't need a radar gun for manoah, they need a scale lol
>>153656287low IQ doyerpacos will laugh at this
What happened to baseball?
>>153656287good lord...
>>153656479I don’t wanna get political or anything like that but the outpouring of mental illness from le both sides when trump eventually dies is going to be truly hysterical
>>153656514personally i can't wait to hear how many people i know for a fact voted for him "never even voted for him"
>>153656453Yuma knee grow
>>153656506based. umpies BTFO
Da Cubbies :)
suck
>>153656494take the ell with some grace and humility
Da Cummies :)
>>153656494you got btfo bro. just accept it, dust yourself off, and try again tomorrow.
>>153656550They beat the padres tho
>>153656506>Yfw an AB challenge is used in Game 7 of a World Series to determine a full count pitch with bases loaded in bottom of the 11th>It's called a ball and walks in the game winning run
>>153656415FACT: My blue jays deserve another shot at a WS
>>153656562I beat ur padre last night
>>153656506so we are just all accepting that this tech is 10000% accurate and therefore this poor umpies call should be overturned?
who is gibson?
>>153656552>>153656556pathetic samefag lol
>>153656564This is a good thing tho regardless of outcome. Get ass raped, umpsucka
>>153656514
>>153656568They always won their ws
>>153656583Holy seethe kek!
>>153656580missed when that happened but no way that isn't a false flagging shitpost
someone's mother got severely insulted in this thread and that mother's son is FURIOUS
>>153656580Gibby the clown
Hi, my name is FACT and I’m here to ruin this general with FACTS.
We need Pepe fact posta now more than ever!
>>153656523Lmao Trump mindfucked you just like he did my cuck of a father. We won you lost
>>153656678give me a fact
FACT: one in ten bussies go untucked and unfucked
>new season of scrubsfor what purpose
facts don't care about your feelings bitch
>>153656685>son of a cuck
>>153656287HOLY SHIT GOT EM KEK
>>153656690not in this thread daddy
>>153656698you can't make that shit up
>>153656523Quentin Tarantino offered a solution
>>153656685Yes. Cry about it. I'll purge his weakness from the bloodline. He's also a disgusting y*nkee fan despite living in queens our whol lifes
>>153656685>lost touch with my family for an obese child molesteryou won!
>>153656720Meant for>>153656698
Oh… it’s a fake and gay. Should have figured.
>>153656662you're the retard who had a melty over new tigers fan aren't you
>>153656728>>lost touch with my family for an obese child molester>you won! you sound like you're gonna cry? Again, you lost lmfao.
>>153656287bodied that freak kek
>>153656720>>153656739Yikes, get over your daddy issues cuck jr. maybe he’s right about you being young and retarded, y’know.
>>153656415>nobody watches the Mariners Yet they have 3x more fans on /mlb/ than any other team. How odd!
>>153656720I just knew you couldn't stay away from this sloppy loose bussy much longer
>>153656693Old failed actors have been able to get stable work the last few years doing sequels to their old shows.
>>153656478We have like 40M people in flyover territory tho
>>153656747>?explain
>>153656773oh so NOW theyre people huh?convenient
>>153656764What the fuck are you talking about?>>153656754Get over your loss issues. You lost (:
>>153656781We’re all god’s little creatures or something idk amen
>>153656760Incel team for an Incel website.>>153656790>you lostYou’re crying about your cuck father on 4chan lmao. You’re a loser.
>>153656506Love itGet fucked umpfucks
>>153656791>right know oh know know know know know
>>153656791Didn’t the Rockies have a radio guy suspended because he talked shit about the state of the franchise
>>153656693They have Bregman now and the sewers got worse
>>153656790fist this bussy. there's some precious medals inside it for you. ;)
>>153656805>CryingNice headcannon tranny. I said I'll get rid of his mistakes he made. You on the other hand LITERALLY lost lmao.
>>153656816That was the gloryholes and fans were pissed about it iirc
>>153656819lel
>>153656819Underrated
give me some youtube baseball channels to subscribe to pls
>153656823>trannies out of nowhereYou may be a homosexual individual.
>>153656833>>153656846ty it flew over my head>>153656819excellent work m'lord
>>153656819Nurse, get me 130cc's of kekkies STAT!
Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>153656870Jomboy
>>153656870RybackTV
>>153656870Dinger City
>>153656883upboated!!!!!!!
>>153656823>I’ll get rid of his mistakesYou’re committing suicide, anon?
>>153656896And there it is
>>153656871I'm not anti gay. I have plenty of gay friends/acquaintances. Your puny libfag brain couldn't comprehend that. My team literally celebrates pride day. Enjoy your loss (:
>>153656870Locked on MarinesMariners MojoMarine Layer PodcastSeattleSports710
>>153656915I mean Locked on Mariners
>>153656819I don't get it.
Fuck baseball and fuck Trump.
>>153656900I laughed. Good one but you still lost.
>>153656915>mfw my team's only good podcast is fucking weekly
>>153656938You fucking lost
>>153656247Comfy Bakerspie thread.
>>153656923Too late. Now I'm listening to guy talk about riding in a humvee clutching onto his M16.
I do not listen to baseball podcasts they are boring
>>153656943I pretty much only listen in the offseason. Fanduel sponsored spergs keep up with the minors and potential trade targets much better than I do.
>>153656969OORAH
>>153656819'ini
>>153656903What’s your problem? >>153656940Source?
>>153656972our only one that i know of being active in the offseason is dogshit unfortunately
>>153656971is that a hashbrown in there? it better not be a chicken schnitzel or else
>>153656971my job is far more boring so i need something to fry my monkey lobes while i toil
mets chad is wining and dining our sorry candy asses
>>153656984I don't think I have one. Someone said something bad about Trump and I responded and this is what happened. Let's get back to baseball.
>>153656997>and I respondedsoft-ass bitch
>>153656870OhtaniTodayTodayOhtaniOhtani!Sho Hey!DodgerstaniOhdodgers
>>153657005Problem?
>my dads a cuck!!!
>>153656997OK.
>>153656989Oops all burger
>spring gayningyikes, ping me when the wbc starts
>>153656987You don't have pasty thirty-something dorks releasing multiple videos a week about your ballclub?? Anon you could be leaving money on the table by not starting a podcast yourself.
>>153656971I kinda mainline them after the season is done and especially through the deadass awards season. begin weaning myself away when the stove is lit and we get more active here. completely ignore them by the time st starts. wash rinse repeat
>>153657020oh i do but they're all either literal retards or fixated on their social media imprint
>>153657010not at all, man. that poor guy needs all the help he can get so i'm glad you're here to . after all he's very unfortunate, life has been very hard on him
>>153657033That's the job.
Ohtani on the Adam Friedland Show Who says no?
>>153657016w-why is the meat so dust-like?
>>153656997>xir thinks anyone believes he follows baseball only replying with the hope the newfags learn to ignore you also
>>153657046extremely lean and cooked from frozen
>>153657046Smash burger meme taken too far for social credit score
>>153657055looks like it's tenderized with a good beating
>>153657053I'll admit I'm relatively new having started in 2022. I don't claim to know any more about baseball than most anons here, but I still like the sport.
Please tenderize my ass
bros, they replaced buck with a womean
I need to be tenderized...
>>153657075you don't like anything but attention, faggot.
Smash this bussy burger
>>153657039i guess. it's a shame because i really like the idea of a postgame recap for my morning commute but the selection bias of the only people willing to produce such a thing being insufferable enough to be willing to produce such a thing is inescapable
>The Port St. Lucie Mets will not be hosting any games. Can this information be confirmed? I am interested in attending a game in the Palm Beaches region next week.
>>153657095You're such a mindbroken pussy, bro. Get the fuck over it we aren't even talking about that shit anymore.
please tenderize my meat
baseball
>>153657118source?
>>153656287ohh snap!
>>153656287gott'em!
>>153656335pace yourself man, it's only spring training. save some of that (you) bait for the season
i need a tenderizing...
>>153657126>>153657129you can stop the samefagging now
>>153657109not even a particularly good liar. entirely reliant on newfags who don't recognize. go back to running your multiple businesses shitsucker.
>>153657138>1,000 bottomshow's he gonna cum 1000 times?
Tendernism-gate was caused by my cuck dad - this thread, c. 2026
For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
>>153657164source? peff???
>>153657149>go back to running your multiple businesses shitsucker.What the fuck are you talking about? You sound deranged lmfao.
>>153657164don't take it out on me. I'm merely a hatchet man playing a small role here.
>>153657142
>>153656344i can't believe the dodgers left vero beach for spring training and bakersfield for class-A. do the dodgers have ANY soul anymore?
>>153657149FAGGets kek!!!
>>153657191t. not even a particularly good liar.
holy crapini i crack myself ip!11
>Nats manager is 33 years oldthe young manager meme has run its course
>>153657206Based schizo I guess...
>>153657206FAGGets kek!111
the BASED mets fan (from 2022) wants you to know that the FAKE TRUMP SUPPORTER mets fan is a PSYCHOLOGOICAL operaiton KEk!!they're both FAGGets kek tho!!!
*breathing intensifies*
Beeee veeeewy quietI'm hunting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BIT
FAGGets kek!!!>>153657227
I have not been involved in this argument in any way
>>153657227go to sleep retard
>>153657239yay FAGGets kek!!!
>>153657245but i just woke up...!
Mets fan since the Brandon Nimmo days (10 years triple a), my dad was a cuck. New FAGGets should ashamed.
>>153657195I am but a humble worker in the vineyard of the lord.
>>153657289Wine em and dine em houspie
>>153657261well, you're not seeing things all that clearly just yet, to the extent it's even all that possible around here. you're bringing in an awful lot of white noise for your reasons that aren't applicable to this particular moment .
>>153657289sic em aj!!!
>>153657234Eurobeat intensifies
doyerpacos seething kek
>>153657246I’m so happy.
give me a qrd on the best way to pirate npb and mlb this season. i use streameast for live games ofc but what else? i kinda want to be able to watch full game vods if i wasnt able to catch it live. etc inb4 glowie. any baseball private trackers?
>>153656819
when did your team last gain new fans?
>>153657352bro just ask for a raise
>>153657289G*d is fake
>>153657358New tigers fan here. My first game was last year and we beat the piss out of the cubs!
>>153657352strikeout
>>153656487Recker stfu
>>153657341it ain't right what they have to go through here
>>153657392it surely isnt juan either
trump should annex the blue jays
>>153657358have you settled into a team yet or are you a different Bruce than the one I'm thinking of?
>>153657377I am an atheist, do that wasn’t a reference to god.
>>153657420yeah im still on the fenceunironically enjoying watching the blue jays but have moral reasons against supporting themprobably end up on one of the redsox, cubs or phillies
>>153657352For NPB Chinese streams (https://live.qq.com/directory/game/MLB) are the most reliable. Just find one that doesn't have someone babbling in Chinese over top. Strikeout is good too when it works. As for old NPB games in full, you'd have to subscribe to PLTV or the CL streams like Toratele for that, I don't know any other way to get them.
>>153657289I'm just a singer in a rock & roll band
>>153657315Please tenderize my ass
ptma
>>153657447which player(s) make you stop and pay closer attention the most?
who /tenderized/ here
>>153657489guilty
after browsing /hoc/ for a few days I'm starting to think they have better sport discussion
everybody calm down
>>153657498It's more or less the same level of shitpost to sports discussion. They have a guy spamming bud1 every other post. Different flavors of shit if you will.
>>153657358Today. I am no longer a Braves fan. This team is a pure and utter embarrassment to the city of Atlanta. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. I’m going to Kansas City where they know how to run a mega dynasty.Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of this team, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I’m taking my fanhood to Kansas City where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.
let's keep is gaysball related. who's your favorite player to see in tight polyester?
halfway to nu tho
>>153657447What are the moral reasons against supporting them?
>>153657542They’re Canadian
>>153657547That’s not a moral reason.
>>153657568It is if you’re Native American (Canada)
>>153657593First Nations!
>>153657488Im a big fan of fielding, and players that get on base a lot. not that impressed by big sluggersdont like players that have too big of an egoreally enjoyed watch dansby swanson go about his business in the playoffs last year>>153657542theyre canadian
>>153657605That’s not a moral reason.
>>153657386good for live games, not vods it seems>>153657373i already said, i'd rather not pay for mlbtv because of the kike gambling and its overpriced imo. if i spend any money on mlb it'd be for irl games cause i live by a stadium. stop shilling bro>>153657448thanks for the info mane
Tenderize the tendies!
>>153657447Just pick your world series champion los angeles dryers
>>153657630sorry man but you sound like a broke ass faggot
>>153657620you dont get to decide where my moral lines lay, champ
>>153657637I will watch all of your games again this season but again theres moral reasons why I cannot
>>153657641and you sound like a retarded nigger, who gives a shit? i already said that it's not possible to pay for npb anyway, so financial status is irrelevant.
>financial status is irrelevantlollmao
>>153657664This is paradoxical.
Im just grabbing a ton oh ohtani cards as a mets fan I hope that team becomes a dynasty and I make a ton of money
>>153657649Cubs and Red Sox don't do right by their fans imo. might sound like sour grapes considering they've both won it all relatively recently, but it seems very obvious they love their higher profit margins more than their players or fans.
>>153657715more like pair a dicks kek!
>Dodger analysts covering PCAs magazine statement today during the pregame show>They said he's just building a drama, like the son of hollywood actors would because he knows it plays well. >Says PCA is a great dude>They laugh it offFUCKING KEK. NO ONE TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY. Every team must have a jazz type player it seems.
>>153657785holy lmfao
>>153657715you dont get to decide what makes sense to me, champ
>>153656463brave and stunning
>>153656287rekt
>>153657749who does do right by their fans?
>>153657796his parents must have been great parents, but he should slow roll the dumb shit. jmo but the failures are just going to be piled onto harder. don't get why anyone would welcome all that outside garbage in.
>>153656287kek status: o
>>153656287no...NO!!!
autistic poodrepaco got btfo kekini
>>153657870it really isn't all that hard to figure out unless you're bringing your own criteria into it, I suppose
>>153657870White Sox Because they have no fans BA DUM TSH
>>153657870picrel
Cubs fans eat hotdogs for the shape, not the taste.
So uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, baseball?
>>153657993I'm a girl and don't really like hot dogs so your joke doesnt land :/
>>153657998You're a fagget is what you are
>>153657955so all the high payroll teams then?assuming that frivolous spending = good for fans
>>153658009I like men though soooo
>>153657995reds legend
>>153658009He's a girl tho.
>>153658009that was uncalled for
>>153658009she’s a girl, a cubbie girl!
>>153658009
>>153656514it's going to be like a world series celebration in every major city
>>153657941lol you fags just keep samefagging that weak banter
>losing to mcneeseishygddt
Give it up for dem girlie cubbies!
>>153656685what did you win though
I'm a girl. A cubs girl!
>>153658079hello >>153658079
>>153658016nah. forget about it. it's obviously all subjective and we'd only over generalize to make incomplete unresolvable arguments. real fans are stuck with their chosen teams for better and for worse.
>>153658061Me on the right.
Female
>>153658051>>153658073>>153658079Cubspie?
>>153658064kek Inshallah
>>153658009This was an attack
>>153658064Don’t call attention to it or two autists will have a fifty post argument about it again. I regret even posting what I thought was a fairly milquetoast middle of the road opinion.
>>153658009ohh snap!
>>153658138lighten up francis
Cubpie
>>153658153You sick sonofabitch
>>153658095dont forget you were discussing it with me, a certified retard. if you dont spell it out for me, it just doesnt get computed
>elly and geno went back to back dingers today
boys i bought a bottle of crown royal apple and i've started to drink it. which team am i a fan of?
>>153658175you're god damn right they did
>>153658153Somebody sexts this psychotic shebeast
>>153658182jays
rate my artwork
Kiss ‘em!
>>153658182snowbird bro?
>>1536582013/10 but still better than what i could do
>>153658175>>153658190I'm happy for the resd, I hope it works out.
God bless baseball, and god bless my Doyers
>>153658232Fleeced
>>153658163it's mb. I didn't think it was something so seemingly personal to you. I thought of it as something more superficial. I didn't want to pry or needle you and definitely don't want to make novella length posts about any of it
>>153658201about as average as it gets, but everyone starts somewherekeep practicing fren!
>>153658250you're a fag
>>153658201
>>153658232>15mil for 50 HRsFAGGOTiners kek!!!
>>153658205but it's not fair they bought all those championships...
>>153658250G*d is about as real as your Pokemon so there you go.
>>153658274looks like a police sketch of a pedophile
>Padres Shut Matt Waldron Down for hemorrhoidshttps://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/02/padres-matt-waldron-shut-down-hemorrhoid-surgery.htmlpoodres kek
>>153658278He wasn't gonna hit 25 at tmobile.
>>153658286and they were forgotten due to the implementation of the draft lottery but came back and won 5 in the modern era.
>>153658291Don't strain on the toilet bros.
>>153658291pretty gay that this made me laugh harder than anything else has today
>>153658263you guys can needle me all you want, im nowhere near my breaking point (cocks gun)in all seriousness, it feels like the teams that do well for their fans are pretty small in number
>>153658291so, is he really bad at shitting or really enthusiastic about anal sex
>>153658293Just build a better park.
>>153658213>>153658194the answer we were looking for is cubgers tigangels. pick a new category
>>153658293would make a pacman joke but not sure anyone here is old enough to get it
>>153658291obsessed doyerpacos will post anything that happens to the padres lmao
>>153658317Got a roof tho
>>153658334Nigga this thread went on a Burgertime missive last season.
>>153658350tfw this wont happen anymore because abs will save the umpies from the righteous wrath of a batter left scorned
>>153658201needs some color
Big game tomorrow.
>>153658341Why do you need a roof? Choose:A winning baseball teamRoof
>>153658365We can all afford to be a little nicer to our umpies this year.
>>153658309innumerable variables to consider as well if you want to have the most honest discussion. I think the easiest take most everyone agrees with is to hate ownership of highly profitable teams that don't spend as much as most people think they could/should.
>(shi)T-Mobil Park
>>153658341>can’t into pressurized domeTokyo’s done it quite well from what I can find online.
So with ABS available, batter ejections are going to be at an all-time low this season, right?Will getting ejected now seem like a petty and childish thing to do? Will ejections only be on checked-swing calls? and I guess tag calls but you hardly ever see people get ejected for that anyway
fuck canada
>>153658444>batter ejections are going to be at an all-time low this season, right?probably>Will getting ejected now seem like a petty and childish thing to do?yes but most of them will track with the overall feel of that ballgame>Will ejections only be on checked-swing calls?no there will still be plenty of arguments, especially when a home team is on a losing streak
fuck vancouver
>>153658341That's normal for flyover teams
fuck portland
Please fuck me too...
These Boiseboys are getting uppity...
fuck spokane
>>153658369I dip off the site after the "game " is over and barely remember anything that happened a half hour later. you've somehow managed to make me want to peek at the meaningless standings now.
>>153658481My hoppies :(
>>153658499Emeralds mog.
>>153658061Me on the left
>sea salt marinaras
>>153658514Frogniggas
Hrrk...
>>153658523Holy fuck it's Alice!
Oh look, they’re trying to bait me into revealing my identity
frogniggas mentioned
Tell me where is Cubpie for I very much desire to speak with her?
>>153658461don't respond to my shitpost with a serious and measured response, and check my digits!! >>153658444
>>153658549Frogs, Reddit, Mets, The Mad Hatter
hey guys, my pecos league jersey finally arrived. only took 40 days!
For me, it’s the sandlot.
Shit gets stuck to my toilet because the water level is too low. Baseball players for this feel?
Cubspie is ERG. she's one and the same. Fuck her
>>153658573good on you for supporting an actual deserving entity
Fook Yu, Fook Mi.See!
>>153658537Cubbie maid must've taken inspiration from this
CubspieCubpieCubbie Maid
>>153658557>don't respond to my shitposttoo late bitch
I’m cubspie, ama.
>>153658621Is it true you're really ERG?
I’m Kevin Costner from Field of Dreams, AMA.
>>153658621Why is your phone so big?
I’m Mel Gibson from /mlb/, AMA.
>>153658631did you really build it? did they cum???
>>153658644Mel is it true you're really Wincinnati?
>>153658636It’s a Lenovo tablet, next question.
>>153658645If I build it they will cum
>>153658650No, im the last redpilled anon in LA proper
>>153658578YES!
>>153658691Based!
aim for the stars, touch the sky
>>153658444>Be me, an umpchad>Know everybody who bought a ticket is here to see me call the game>Start the game off with a few obvious strikes on balls to get the batters to challenge, get their mind to not trust me. >Resume calling it clean (My calls are always right btw) but since the batters are a little jumpy they burn an early challenge on a close call strike 3.>Mix in a couple obvious challenges in the early mid innings before calling it straight in the 6th or 7th>A hitter burns their last challenge on another close K on the corner>Got em right where i want em>8th or 9th inning hit em with a strike on a close, but obvious ball then punch em out on the 4 inches outside slider (The Angel special)>Throw the batter out the SECOND he looks at me>Causes the manager to come out of the dugout and i toss him tooAll in a days work.
>>153658631I was going to make a snide comment, but I actually like you in a lot of stuff-especially No Way Out.
Cub E. Maid or something
>>153658631>>153658713Waterworld genny
I want to grab Billie's Doyer's logo
for me it's bull durham
>>153658705*sigh*I guess it's time to save this because of the recent developments
>>153658709this is what we watch the game for
>>153658718just rewatched it the other week because it popped up in my yt recs for some reason. still gives the belly laughs.
>>153658709I don't use the word 'hero' lightly...
>>153658631Your only good performance and movie was JFK, why is that
>>153658756Trvth nvkeCostner sucks assThe Postman is the worst film ever madeWaterworld was carried by Dennis Hopper
>>153658767>Waterworld was carried by Dennis Hoppertrueromancecopsmilingandpointing.bmp
>>153658756His best work was in the Big Chill. It's not even open for debate.
