Hellebuyck Edition >>153654382
coach primate
Why don’t we have an update on Corey’s injury?
the better team won
Ok I think that's enough Team USA op's
>>153656567Isn't it Secretary of War now
me at the airport
>>153656567Hellebuyck can single handedly defend the border
We're blowing through threads too quickly today
I don't know anything about hockey, but was this Gaudreau kid suppose to be the team if he didn't die?
>>153656586Crosby**
>>153656595Same difference
>>153656595That's why they gave away the plaque
>>153656587This
>>153656598you're clearly hungover
Please clean your toilet. What if company comes over?
>>153656601We’re banting
>>153656595Yes that's why the job was open for him. We have both now.
>>153656594the bullying will continue until morale improves
>>153656601We're just bored and shitposting cause there are no games to watch.
For me it's going to the game with my best galpals and shouting "Boy Tank!" whenever there's a fight on the ice.
the cast for miracle 2: miracle with a vengeance is outtom holland as jack hughes timothee chalamet as quinn hughes john c reilly as brady tkachuk daniel day lewis as coach torts steve buscemi as connor mcdavid who else?
>>153656615I don't wanna. I'd rather just chill for 15 minutes.
>>153656615I don't have any friends.
>>153656602honestly if he was alive he probably doesn't make the teamhe was past his prime
>>153656602Yeah he was Johnny Hockey, they have to include a guy like that
>>153656630Is this faggot show worth watching ironically?
I for one welcome all the tourist. I hope you all pick a team and stay her permanently
>>153656601there's so much to discuss still
>>153656634I'm your friend.
>>153656650You still live too far away to see the toilet grime.
>>153656647why is an american destroying the twin towers
>>153656581And there it is >black qbsI think we might be in the wrong thread
>>153656602he wouldn't
>>153656655That's why you invite him over
>>153656642He would have been on the team but in the cuck forward spot who dresses and doesn't play unless there is an injury
>>153656655How about we both go clean our toilets at the same time? all my stuff is ready I just gotta do it.
tim hortons was a part time job
>>153656615I haven't had anybody over since I moved into this apartment a year ago
>>153656602Many people are saying so but I kind of don't care if it's true. It was a nice moment.
/hoc/ welcomes all refugees
>>153656657Bush knocked down the towers
I thought winning the gold medal would be fun, no one told me it would be this fun though (:
Holy fuck preddit’a faux moi fatties truly are out for blood against players of a sport they never watched. These guys’ wives need to lock all their accounts
>>153656670I just let the toilet paper wipe it on the way down.
>>153656683They went after Ryan Strome and his wife for no reason
>>153656646based
It’s funny how people can be so worked up about politics, literally none of it matters.
>>153656681that isnt very nice
>>153656682Why are they so surprised the Canadian team players want him to annex Canada? They want to come home.
>>153656595ackshually the department of defense was established by an act of congress and can't be renamed without the same, so they spent a bunch of money on letterheads and plaques for what's functionally a nickname
>>153656602Yes.Sullivan even confirmed it for his parents.
>>153656586What’s there to update? Radko Gudas tore Crosby’s bussy apart. Crosby sat out a gold medal game. A game where Larkin got leveled and Jack Hughes had his teeth and lips broken but neither missed a shift. In other words, don’t expect him back anytime soon
>>153656681he did it as a prank
>>153656567Da Blackhawks :) :) :)
>>153656634same My school friends all left me and my one remaining irl friend no longer texts back t. 28
>>153656682>Canadian crying about American politicsWhy does this happen so often?
>>153656704>hellebuyck is accidentally in charge of invading iran nowheh
>>153656703brady chose to stay in ottawa, he could have forced his way out like his brother
>>153656634>>153656714haha losersalso same
donald trump wore an olympic gold medal before mcdavid kwab
>>153656682>Canadian politicians hand the country over to Pajeets and Changs>...zzz...zzz...>American politician shitposts about the 51st state>O CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
>>153656682these thinskins couldn’t handle anyone with a real personalityas more american players develop they’re gonna get more and more of thissomeone should tell them to unironically go watch pwhl before hockey gets a john rocker and they truly lose their minds
>>153656717envy
>meredith gaudreau: trump has done good and bad mostly goodwtf Shes spitting in her husbands legacy Johnny hated trump.
>>153656717having the aircraft that we're going to bomb iran with on the desk is corny as hell
it's too bad trb can't 100% enjoy team usa's win because they honoured johnny gaudreau. if he didn't idolize sean higgins he could 100% enjoy it but that ruined it
>>153656730Explains why McDavid wants to be him
>>153656741Maybe Johnny shouldn't have drank so much.
>>153656730Didnt Trump steal some soccer trophy last year?
>>153656741oh boy /r/hockey really won't like this one
Imagine celebrating with an open pedo. And kash Patel a pedo defender. This administration is worse than sleepy joe lol.
My last 2 friends I had, one of them stole the other guys wife, but to be fair, he had slept with the girl years before she married the other guy and the next guy decided to marry her anyways and still all hang around together. The guy who got his wife stolen blamed me and threatened to kill me. After that I decided I didn't actually really want friends anymore.
>>153656737he had sex with mcckinnon?
trb spit on his tv when they carried the gaudreau jersey around. the reason? his enjoyment of the moment was ruined
The Athletic is seething https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7068426/2026/02/24/usa-mens-olympics-hockey-gold-donald-trump/?unlocked_article_code=1.OlA.Zihe._0lOsS4AaWwH&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta
>>153656759I feel like we're missing something, why would he blame you? also was she hot?
Meredith cheated on Johnny with Gudbranson.
Donald Trump raped and killed a 13 year old girl with Epstein. He literally shot her in the head with a shotgun.
Remember two weeks ago when CHADis Vilmanis was the devil for hurting little baby Charlie
>>153656748trb covering for sean higgins again
>https://youtu.be/d52mN0ew4zY?si=W7GuPgzhf9pxTqEOmy goat :)
>>153656767>By >some niggerchuds in absolute SHAMBLES
>>153656772Because he was an alcoholic drug addict. I hadnt seen or spoken to any of them for years at that point.
>>153656780I doubt that
First time I have ever agreed with this guy
>>153656746Once we take Alberta, we will allow McDavid to trade his passport and win the cup.
>>153656730jen
Donald trump had gay sex with Roy Cohn his mentor and sucked bubba bill off.
>>153656756Thread just went up
>i'm glad he wasn't here to see thist. trb on gaudreau's jersey being carried around
>>153656567They’re on Fox News talking about how much they love America now KEK
>>153656737first arrest everyone on the epsteins list
Donald Trump touched a curling stone past the hog line.
>Montreal Canadiens: Best player American>Ottawa Senators: Captain is American>Toronto Maple Leafs: Captain and best player is American>Winnipeg Jets: Best player is American>Edmonton Oilers: Best player is German>Calgary Flames: Best player is not Canadian>Vancouver Canucks: Nobody gives a fuck but best player is Swedish
>>153656730Holy fuck
The entire nation of Canada was raped on the chilly morning of George Washington's 294th birthday in '26.
>>153656794https://x.com/RepShriThanedar/status/2026381439114129879
When the Toronto fans run Matthews out for not passing the purity test, they'll go after Yesavage next and kill all their prospects of being a serious Sports town for the next 70 years.
Alright I have to go clean my toilet before the state of the union starts
>>153656828Matthews did worse then support trump hes sexually harassed a security guard by pulling his pants down and exposing himself. But to leafs fans supporting trump is worse lol
>>153656804they're absolutely seething at seravalli now too lmfaoi'm not even a maga tard but this has all been hilarious
>>153656828Send him to be with his wife in vegas
>>153656826>a jeet lol
>>153656826>NPR and a guy who performed clinical trials on dogs and then left them to die when his study was finishednot sure who's worse
USA Hockey is a disgrace.
>>153656824February 22nd should be known as Hockey Day in the home of hockey USA
>>153656838The internet has been good today.
>>153656792oh, you're from winnipeg. why didn't you say so
>>153656824KWAB
>>153656804based
>>153656842Trump is worse becasue he's a pedophile>>153656841Not an argument.
>>153656850He's from North Winnipeg too
This would’ve never happened if Kamala won what has America done
>>153656845>raped someone with Epstein a decade before he meant himlol how stupid do you have to be to believe this
>>153656849I'm not sure it has ever been good
>>153656845If the files are missing how do they know they're missing? My gf has been redacted too (I never had one).
>>153656804Cool go back there and don't ever come back here
>>153656802Why should I as a Canadian care about what penis the president of the USA sucked on? It has nothing to do with me or my country. It has nothing to do with my Canadian hockey team.
>it’s okay to boycott Obama>it’s bad to boycott trump
Matthews is a low life piece of shit. He's literally half-Mexican and he has a MLK quote tattooed on his body. Why is he playing footsie with a pedophile racist? No way the Leafs can keep this asshole on the team. I want him traded now. Get him off the fucking team. Send his ass back to Arizona.
>>153656867I'm not shit brained so I can browse 2 websites at once
>>153656845>NPR investigator finds the public database of Epstein files is missing files they really wanted to be in therehockey
>>153656873Tim Thomas was done so dirty by everyone. I hope he finds peace in bumfuck Vermont
>>153656863NPR did a report that exposed Trump the pedo.
>>153656880No, you are missing the point. You aren't welcomed here if you visit that pedo website
>>153656868Because it’s funny to imagine trump getting blacked by bbc
>>153656845>NPR democrat and Democrat Repsure buddy
>>153656767lol fuck 'em
>>153656828Not like they've won anything. PPP was talking about how they need to sell everything and rebuild and he's right. Now is the perfect time to get rid of Matthews the pedophile lover.
>>153656893Wow that sucks
>>153656893>You aren't welcomed here if you visit that pedo websiteyou're on 4chan you retarded faggot
keep fighting the good fight info warriors
Can you faggots go back to /pol/ or r3ddit to discuss your pedo and pedo accessories
so what's going to happen to the aves and mackinnon now?
>>153656893>pedo websitewelcome newfriend
>>153656919Sorry hockey is now political if only the usa lost but now we can talk about it because of the tkafuck brothers :)
I hope trump shits on the libtards in his big speech
>>153656845NPR says it happened in 1983 and grok told me Trump first met Epstein in the late 80s most likely 87. Pretty big if true.
Why was McFraud so selfish during OT? Did he forget hockey was a team sport, or is being a puck hog all that matters in Canadian youth development?
how often do winnipeggers see hellebuyck in the wild?
>>153656910>>153656917go back to r3ddit you fucking pedos>>153656929shut up faggot you lost to the team you are mocking
>>153656926based
>>153656931does he call his pants "the libtards" now? because he will definitely shit them
Hopefully in the fallout of all of this all the Canadian teams eject their American players and go back to sucking shit.Except Winnipeg, I don't see them being too upset, Manitobans are chill when they aren't strung out on meth or mouthwash.
>>153656935>grok
>>153656945well call those marners here newfriend
>you have to go back
>>153656845>NPRlol lmao
which state of the union stream we watchin lads? tsn or sportsnet?
>>153656647What does his name plate even say?
How will the tkafuck react when trump gets impeached after the disaster midterms. Hopefully Quinn Hughes realizes the damage hes done to hockey in Minnesota now
>>153656948>implying they were ever good teams
>>153656948Dustin wolf would never visit trump. Hes too busy listening to Taylor swift and wearing Shania Twain shirts
>>153656963It was funny seeing the redditors get upset that the players from minnesota went to the white house. Couldnt fathom why the players dont support the somalis.
>>153656961i'm going to be watching my colorado eagles
>>153656977I heard he doesn't even know what politics are, all he knows is puck.
If predditors actually touched grass for once in their life, they would easily understand why this is not a big deal
Do Somalis play hockey?
>>153656985yeah lose to my Condors at home again. Watch out for #52 James Hamblin he has been on fire the past 10 games
Canada is so buttblasted they lost a hockey game they have nothing left but to just say "orange man bad"
>>153656993Yea the US beat them in the semi finals
>>153656956I call them canadas nowt. just took a huge canada right before typing this
>>153656977He's just like me...
Who truly won? USA might’ve won a hockey game but Atleast were not under risk of ice gestapo agents executing us Canada won the game of life
>>153657021This. So much this
We want Matthews out.
>>153657021Yeah, the score was still 2-1 United States.
>>153657021>Who truly won?bud
Did you see team USA openly disrespecting women hockey players? Heated rivalry would never
Matthews has lost the right to call himself the Captain of the Leafs. He's a disgrace to the history.
>>153657043Of course he stands next to the twinkest player
>>153657044gays are known for their love for women
Faggot retarded janny
>>153657021>>153657030you really need to go back and never return here
>>153657021ICE was deporting illegals in my town this weekend, so kino to know that was going on while I was watching >us win gold and celebrating all day afterwards
>>153657043Thank god none of these fucks play on my team
>>153657043>Mike Johnson is shorter than Quinn HughesIt's over for Speaker Johnson.
>>153657032I had no idea Barstool was to the brim with these soft faggots. I always assumed they were all a bunch of retarded bros.
>>153657051He's right albeit for the wrong reason
how are lolberals still in the country? they were supposed to move to canada
>>153657043
>>153657063>Thank g*d I'll never watch my team win a Stanley Cup or Olympic GoldThat was already implied by your flag
>>153657063Whomst is your team?
>>153657067knowers knew this would happen when they moved to new york
>bro stop getting political!!! We’re just representing our country>yaaaasss we won time to go hang out with trump and the rest of the pedo protectors!!!
>>153657032Please, release Matthews from your shitty organization of losers.
>>153657043what's quinn hughes carrying?
>>153657073Tbf it sounds like most of the seething and dilating is coming from 51
>>153657091I say these things
>>153657074>>153657043>suddenly larkin is not in the photosDid Patel kidnap him?
>>153657098more beers
>>153657098They probably all got gift bags or maybe just him
>>153656986One of team nazi germany's best hockey players was jewish but i guess this is kind of like the other thing
>>153657098The tears of 40 million Canadians
>>153657098definitely bought something at the gift shop
Jd Vance is worse than trump desu trump is funny atleast
>>153657098a mini declaration of independence and one of those big pencils that says 1776-2026
>>153657105Patel is explaining to him that failing to take the Wings to the playoffs would be a great detriment to his personal health
>>153657105He got lost in the White House and they couldn't find him before the bus came to pick them up, his parents are going to need to come down to DC and get him.
Kash Patel is actually a good AA player. Hes a big islanders fan and is a beacon of light in the dc hockey community. Before we start hating on the guy start looking up facts. I hate trump as much as the next guy but kash is innocent.
>>15365711232 million. About 8 million of them are immigrant and haven't been indoctrinated yet.
I have never seen a reddit/xitter melt down like this. It’s really not that serious and I hope the average person doesn’t think like they do.
>>153657122>I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence
I took a couple shots of vodka instead of cleaning my toilet. Now I REALLY don't want to clean it.
Fox News did a new poll and only 40 percent of people support trump now in the USA and this is coming from fox haha trumpers in shambles.
>>153657144Bud and Kash, two peas in a pod.Both Islanders fans, both giant memes, both short and fat, the similarities are endless.
Sabres vs Devils is going to be so cool tomorrow
>>153657153Fuck, my sides
Bros..
>>153657158I find that cleaning is better with a little buzz
>>153657175No wonder everyone is so jumpy. No erotic hockey fan fiction to goon too.
>>153657161Fox News poll is ran by a never trump republican and a Democrat
>>153657163Bud can’t skate
>>153657161The other 75% think he's not going far enough.
>>153657187This puts Kash above 80% of /hoc/ posters
>>153657185All of the hockey girlies are deleting their quinn hughes fanfiction to begin writing about celebrini
>>153657201JEN
Dear BradySports are political, but this post isn’t about politics. I have been a Sens fan for decades, and I have supported the team through the good and the bad. I haven’t felt so optimistic as I have in the last few years, and a part of that has been my ability to share in my joy with my family. We live overseas, so getting to a game is not really reasonable for us; however, whenever I can, I stream them in the mornings to watch. My nearly 12-year-old eldest daughter is a huge fan of yours. So much so that for Christmas she got a shirt with your name on it. This is a shirt that is worn multiple times a week, which is saying something considering she has a uniform for school. My daughter loved watching you play and you became her favorite player because of your ability to stick up for your teammates, your accountability when games don’t go your way, and your drive for success.Watching you celebrate a hard-fought win against our country was a weird mix of emotions. We were disappointed that Canada didn’t win, and at the same time happy for you and Jake winning such a prestigious medal. And then there was the locker room celebrations where your president spewed his misogynistic bigotry and got a rowdy applause from the room. I didn’t see you in the video, so I hoped you weren’t one of those cheering or like your brother putting his medal around Kash Patel’s neck. However, seeing you standing with Trump, excited to meet a man who would so brazenly (again and again) disparage anyone who is a woman or isn’t a sycophant to him was astonishing. What she will learn today is that you aren’t as interested in sticking up for young girls and others who don’t look like you or the president, that even knowing the terrible thing he said on the phone you still went to the White House, and that the reward for success competes with morals that your fans thought we aligned on.
>>153657187wait he’s actually big into hockey? I genuinely had no idea and gained some new found respect for him
Gary was right Olympics shouldnt have nhl players this has been a disaster for everuone but trump
>>153657204
>>153657032Red Wings will take him. I think it’s lame to tattoo something MLK said (that was probably written by somebody else) but I’ll still take him. He can’t be captain though. Speaking of, neither are in this pic >>153657043
>>153657163kash got tickets
>>153657209>but this post isn’t about politicsa lie in the very first sentence kek
>>153657187those who know him call him masala lemieux
>>153657212Yeah, it's not a joke. He's always been a huge hockey guy. He hasn't been popping up at this big hockey events over the last year for no reason.
>leaving Zayne parkeh off the Canada rosterwith Indians you win sorrycanada better luck next time
>>153657209>Dear /hoc/>Sports are political, but this post isn’t about politics. I have been a Bud1fan for decades, and I have supported the general through the good and the bad. I haven’t felt so optimistic as I have in the last few years, and a part of that has been my ability to share in my joy with my family. We live overseas, so getting to a game is not really reasonable for us; however, whenever I can, I stream them in the mornings to watch. My nearly 12-year-old cat is a huge fan of yours. So much so that for Christmas he got a litterbox with your name on it. This is a box that is shat in multiple times a week, which is saying something considering he has two. My cat loved watching you play and you became the favorite player because of your ability to stick up for your teammates, your accountability when games don’t go your way, and your drive for success.>Watching you celebrate a hard-fought win against our country was a weird mix of emotions. We were disappointed that Samir didn’t win, and at the same time happy for you and Bud 1 winning such a prestigious medal. And then there was the locker room celebrations where your president spewed his misogynistic bigotry and got a rowdy applause from the room. I didn’t see you in the video, so I hoped you weren’t one of those cheering or like your brother putting his medal around Kash Patel’s neck.>However, seeing you standing with Trump, excited to meet a man who would so brazenly (again and again) disparage anyone who is a woman or isn’t a sycophant to him was astonishing. What she will learn today is that you aren’t as interested in sticking up for young girls and others who don’t look like you or the president, that even knowing the terrible thing he said on the phone you still went to the White House, and that the reward for success competes with morals that your fans thought we aligned on.
>>153657242the greatest regular season player on the planet
Dear /hoc/ i wrote you 16 letters but you aint callin
>>153657242McJesus is the greatest regular season player ever
Imagine if Trump didn’t joke about the female hockey team and they all decided to visit the white house, how preddit would have handled women smiling with orange drumpf
Idubbbz said ice hockey is cringe and for betas and the patriotism over the game is gross and icky.
is gary going to the SOTU address?
Dear /hoc/ I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
Thousands of Torontonians are speaking out. They want pedophile lover Matthews gone.
canadians eat soup using silver spoons out of bowls...BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANY CUPS LOL
just think, bros. in less than 24 hours, we'll be watching garypuck.
>garys influence has spread to international hockey now tooIt’s over no more world junior Olympics or World Cup wins for us now
There is like 6 threads in /sp/ seething about Canada over just Sunday's game aloneI think we've been living rent free since the first week of the Olympics
>>153657219I'm worried
>Idubbbzwho?
>>153657265if you have a pager you work for a drug cartel
>>153657255He’s great at racking up assists on goals he doesn’t score, often against bad teams that let a lot of goals in.
>>153657279used to at least
>>153657267>showing Trump raped a childwere is this evidence everyone keeps talking about?
>>153657274who is gonna tell him? kek
>>153657273so when's he hosting the next game in asia? nagano would be kino
>>153657271not me i have to wait 49.5 hours
>>153657267wait until david finds out about how mlk jr. treated women.
>>153657265Based
Dear budI (You)ed, but you still are 1in'I called you gay and fat and also retardedI attached your twitter posts, you must not've saw 'em
>>153657271I can't wait for my mammoths to return! :)
>>153657279>doesn't recognize the lyricszoomer detected
Winnipeg needs to trade him to the Devils. he's the goat
If trump was friends with Epstein then why would he release the files?
>>153657303/hoc/ is supposed to be a 30+ high school but zoomer tourists are invading
>>153657279you gayyyyyyy
>>153657279I remember when my older sister came home with a pager when she was like 12 years old and my parents pitched an absolute fit. She also managed to somehow get a credit card from hudsons bay when she was 14 and ran up thousands of dollars in debt, and then my parents didnt have to pay any of it because they threatened to sue them for giving a kid a credit card.
>>153656797
I think for many of the players Trump is the funny troll meme guy and they don't take any bad thing he's done seriously so this is all a big joke to them and they don't understand why people are scared of his administration or why anyone would ever even think about expecting them not to goBut for Matthew specifically this is probably just as good to him as winning the gold was lmao everyone else would go no matter who is in office I legitimately don't think he'd care as much if it was BidenFor others it's probably like "hey cool we get to go to the White House neat" for Matthew it's "LETS GOOOO I GET TO MEET THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP"
>>153657317jen
>>153657305I don’t know, why isn’t anyone talking about Bill Clinton blatantly taking a picture with a kid on Epstein's plane?
>>153657318Love Frankie
>>153657318Good hopefully I never have to see servaili ever again hes just a mouth piece for owners to spread horrible trade rumours.
I am sick to my stomcahc. I won't let these sick bastards take hockey from me. We will fight and we will win.
Feast
>>153657336He was right about the coyotes going extinct
>>153657344yumyou got any gravy?
Since when did you faggots take sides in politics? They both serve the same (((donors)))
how long before all this blows over? Truly I don’t think it’s a big deal but I’m worried we’re gonna see social media post like this for a while. I only use 4chan so I shouldn’t give a shit either way.
>>153657351I laugh at all retards.
>>153657351This. Trump has radicalized ice now the democrats have a reason to abolish all forms of immigration control when they win next election. Soon it’ll be open borders for all.
>>153657348So was the boy who cried wolf after he burned all his credibility then got eaten.
>>153657344what lab was that meat grown in
>>153657351Since 2016. Where have you been?
>>153657339we have to make it known that we as fans will. not. tolerate. this. boycott the games. burn the jerseys. boo the players. tune out from watching. hit these pedo protectors where it hurts.
>>153657344where are the cheese curds
Fuarkkkk they got mcdavid the fujoshits in their carnage think costume=idolatory he's cancelled now it's over...
>>153657357I give it 2 weeks
>>153657367Not being brainwashed like your retarded ass. How stupid are you to not see they serve the same (((elites)))
>>153657361this. i am / was a bernie or bust voter but have been laughing my ass off at this butthurt>>153657362dems consistently vote to keep ice funded
>>153656874Arizona doesn't have a team anymore, retard.
>>153657378Just 2 more weeks
>>153657351pretty mental that everything about comet ping pong was true
>>153657357>/hoc/never>everyone elsetwo weeks
>>153657376Dressing up as a facist dictator is pretty fucked up I wouldn’t dress like Hitler
>>153657368oh don't worry. will be boycotting the games. I've already called everyone on team usa a pedophile for going to see trump. no doubt if epstein invited them to the island to rape kids they would happily go. USA Hockey is a pedophile group.
Ok it's time to shut the FUCK up while the President speaks
>>153657384>bernie or bust:|
>>153657321>and they don't understand why people are scared of his administration or why anyone would ever even think about expecting them not to goNobody should ever think about this. Literally nobody cares except a bunch of terminally online self righteous communists that consider everybody on to be their imaginary political opposites if they don’t agree with them. I’ve met enough of these “people” IRL to know that they’re usually just awful and hateful people in general anyways.
my krakkies are slithering into playoffs!
>>153657399*farts as loud as humanly possible*
>>153657404>libs are communists
Trump just posted an ai video of him beating up a crying Connor mcdavid and a ai video of tkachuk calling us maple syrup slurping fucks.
Why is Ivanka wearing a Stanley Cup dress?
>>153657417based
Remember to call the hughes bros, Tkachuk bros, and mattews pedophile supporters on IG.
>>153657406hell yeah krakbro
>>153657399*yells the n word*sorry, tourettes
>>153657351I'm voting Platner
>>153657267wow that guy is such a massive faggot. when are all these dudes gonna just come out of the closet
>>153657209>trying to guilt trip a Tkachuk of all peopleYou know these people dont watch hockey at all
>>153657427/KRAK/
>>153657318my favorite male to butch dyke transgender and hockey fan
>>153656567is his face deformed cause every time I see him smiling it looks off?
It would be funny if the hockey players beat up the politicians
>>153657421That's not a dress it's a suit and skirt
>>153657430
Ottawa fans don’t even show up to their games lol there was more jets fans last time the jets played there
even if hellebuyck will miss playoffs, who cares?
State Of Hockey soonhttps://rumble.com/v7647mo-home-of-real-news-and-honest-views.html
waiting to see if trump comes in carried on team usa' shoulders
>>153657440he's a middle aged dad who doesn't know how to smile anymore
>>153657428Jen
>>153657416Since when have they not been?
Why are Canadians watching trumps state of the union address. I bet most of yall don’t even know who the prime minister of your own country is haha
>>153657483Narendra Modi duh. I'm American and I know your prime minister
Just dropping by to remind everyone that every single Canadian player has been anally penetrated by a man or an object wielded by a man at some point. That’s why they’re so defense. Their blown out butthole NEEDS to mean something in the grand schema or else they’ll MAID.
>>153657284NPR dropped a hit pieces and 5 seconds later everyone started posting their own hit pieces citing the NPR piece.They do this all the time during election season where they coordinate this shit.
>>153657474since anyone with the slightest understanding of what either word meant talked politics (aka not you)
>>153657318>Keith (((Olbermann)))Miss me with that shit you commie
Tim walz was right trump and his cronies are WEIRD!!!
>>153657500
>>153657502not only was defunding it not enoughthey should claw back every public cent ever contributed to that sham of a media agency
>>153657483Because i want to see him talk shit
can we stop being mean to canadians please I like them and they are fun to discuss hockey with but you guys are making this place hella toxic
test
Remember that time Canada was RAPED and HUMILIATED by the US at their national sport twice in the same Olympics?
I voted for all of this
>>153657534I like how mcdavid doesn't even look at the goalhe just knew lmao
>>153657536Cope we won curling our official national sport
>>153657527They need to be humbled each and every day for the next 4 years after running their mouths for so long
>>153657527Sorry but a Canadian peer once threw a rock at me in the 2nd grade because I told him to stop throwing rocks at baby ducks so no.
>>153657527the canadians were cool when i was in vancouver to watch my debbies :)
>go to r/hockey>set my flair to ny islanders>post like a chud
>>153657536Canada is a cricket country now
>>153657546Actually Sanjay it's lacrosse but I won't hold it against you since you're a new arrival
>>153657557I went to a bar with my Indian coworker and honestly cricket is pretty good. It’s more entertaining then baseball.
>>153657551They talked hella shit behind your back they’re two faced cowardly bitches
canadians are stupid and i don't respect them
Can't wait to hear mathew and Bradys thoughts on politics on the next podcast
>>153657550wtf who would do that to a cute little duckling :(
>>153657534All game we were getting bumped off the puck like that
>>153657564
>>153657573Because they're soft rich kids
>>153657527agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
>>153657565This. They look down on Americans blindly. That fake nice BS they put on is all for show
>>153657578Okay I admit it I was that Indian coworker
>>153657563based! laxbros are true chads
from now on, no pussy for you, /hoc/
>>153657591Why would he care? If she's a lesbian like she claims, he ain't getting any from her anyways
When is Trump gonna say something cool
Garyleague is back tomorrow
Trump just said that rhe us has 0 illegal aliens no shit lol aliens arent real you utter moron just like when he was crying about coyotes during the debate
>>153657591I'm gay and I have no beef with trump
>>153657589lacrosse is gonna be in the summer olympics. us and canada are without a doubt playing against each other for gold. that's gonna be a good game
>>153657515Listen, faggot. If you’re a leftist or a liberal you’re a communist. If you’re a communist apologist who differentiate between these, you’re a retard. It’s politically extremism any way you look at it and anybody who gets that emotionally charged about it needs to go touch grass. You can’t have an Olympic gold medal winning hockey team USA without patriotism. That’s not politics. That’s what these communist losers don’t seem to be capable of understanding (or rather don’t want to understand)
>>153657604>lol aliens arent realnice try rabbi but we know the truth
>>153656786Damn thought he was a cool guy but now I know hes a pedo enabler. Wont be cheering for this homo anymore
>>153657611Fuck communists
>>153657604Retard
>>153657601Finally
>>153657582And memes and being comfy
>>153657604The Coyotes were a major financial burden on the NHL
>>153657591You get far more libgirl pussy being a major chud than being a spineless little bitch telling her everything you think she wants to heart. major chud who has plapped many extremely liberal girls
>>153657557So is soccer now your national sport ? You have twice as many Mexicans per capita as we have Indians
>>153657569A Canadian. He was bald too he looked just like caillou
>>153657608shall be cool
>>153657569I thought mighty ducks established pretty firmly they are nature's most feared and dangerous animal
>>153657604https://voca.ro/18KxH4eBLL8u
Any sightings of our bois yet at the SOTU?
>>153657625This is true. Used to make lib chick's off tinder blow me wearing my MAGA hat.
>>153657569kids can be fucked up
>>153657074wheres matthews
We watching sotu
In the rest of the world animals are considered pests. Only in America and Canada are animals tolerated
Avs making cap space to get Kadri back as a 3C
>>153657644gonna be awhile>get through 1 paragraph of the speech>15 minutes of clapping
>>153656567He's so dreamy
>>153657600Once these niggers stop giving standing ovations.
>>153657653japanese people love dogs
HERE WE GO
>>153657604If aliens aren't real explain the UFO I saw>checkmate libruls
USASA
REDDIT IS GONNA FREAK
Mens hockey making appearance at sotu
HE BROUGHT THE HOCKEY GUYS OUT TO HIGHLIGHT AMERICA WINNING MY SIDES ARE IN ORBITTHE MAD LAD DID IT
BAW GOD IT'S THE MENS GOLD MEDAL HOCKEY TEAM
BASED
>>153657663There’s other places in Asia where packs of feral dogs will tear you apart. For that reason I’ll never own a dog. That’s not even mentioning the Germs and flith.
>>153657654He has been playing decent this year on a really bad Calgary team. Only a bad GM wouldn't want him on the team for a playoff push. Considering his familiarity with the Avs it makes sense to try to reacquire him. They need someone to bitch slap Mackinnon
Reddit is about to crash
they're here
wtf where's my dboss, did he go home early?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
And we'd like to bring out Team USA's biggest supporters, the gentlemen and women of /hoc/
that guy looks like charlie kirk
NOOOOOO TRUMP IS A SEXIST BIGOT WHY IS HE SHOUTING OUT THE WOMEN'S TEAM?!
>womens team coming to the white houseWAIT WHAT NOW SISTERS???
>STANDING OVATION >USA CHANTS >EVEN SOME DEMS GOT IN ON IT >TRUMP ANNOUNCES WOMENS VISIT REDDIT BTFOOOOOO
>The women who will soon be coming to the White HouseWHAT A TWISTWORKED EVERYONE INTO A SHOOT BEFORE THE RUGPULLCHILLS
USA USA USA USA
>Team USA Women will be coming to the White HouseHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA CHUDS WIN CHUDS WIN
Kek Trump shouted out to the women
IvE officially just lost all my respect for the USA theyre Russia tier to me now
>>153657661he has a gruff, villanous aura
>>153657698oh damn oettinger's not there nvm
PLAY FREEBIRD!
WOMEN TEAM COMING TO THE WHITE HOUSE SOONREDDIT SEETHING
3 on 3 still sucks
Trump giving much praise and love to Connor
>>153657712You get that 2000 dollars yet?
>>153657706BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kek Trump is personally congratulating Helle
>>153657708Ok gurjeet calm down
Congrats to our women!
Even fuckin Trump knows Bud was right about Toews
HELLEBUYCK IS GETTING THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM
PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM RECIPIENT CONNOR HELLEBUYCK
Brad Marchand and Sam Bennett were in the White House a month ago celebrating their Stanley cup win with President Trump and us as Canadians welcomed them both on team Canada with open arms during this Olympic cycle. Okay maybe not so much Bennett but my point still stands. I don’t see any posts about them being traitors to Canada and not allowing them on team Canada, as there’s posts to now letting Brady and Matthews back into Canada
HAHAHAHAHA
>>153657688Avs now have 8.7m in cap space to play with before deadline even with Logan O Connor. Will be interesting seeing what they do. Always fun thinking Avs trying to get Crosby to go with MacKinnon but Pittsburg will never give him up I’m sure.
Hellebuyck getting the Presidential of Freedom
Redditsisters this cannot be happening why is everyone, even the Dems, cheering?
CONNOR HELLEBUYCK GETSPRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM!
Gary doesn't even have one of those
He's giving the goalie a medal holy kek he's giving him the medal of freedom lmao God bless Trump
>>153657724of course! he was the finals mvp by far. he'll go to the hall of fame for that performance
>>153657734BASED
PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM
>helebuyck getting the presidential medal of freedom for his save as toewsGenuinly laughing
he did go pretty crazy in the crease to be fair
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCY2raeTxRY
>>153656682Canadians are like that annoying kid that always talks shit. The first time you talk shit to Canada, then they throw a fit, while crying to everyone.They really are not 51st state material.
Presidential shoutouts to Hellebuyck.
Trump has lost it impeach him and let Vance run the country already.
Give it to the rest of the team too
gee Connor how come you get TWO medals?
PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM EDITION
>>153657730>>153657734>>153657740>>153657745*claps*
>>153657693Matthews is missing too. It was up to the teams if their players could stay for this apparently. McLellan said earlier that Larkin was visiting the WH and would sleep in his own bed tonight.
>Presidential Medal of Freedomthe fucking madman actually did it
Matthews didnt show up KEK
MEDAL OF FREEDOM FOR HELELBUYCK LMAOBASED
Buck to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom for conquering Canada
>>153657764he tried to walk through the door but kept bumping his forehead
TOTAL GOALIE VICTORY
>>153656386So you deserve to be exterminated after all. Noted.
>>153657764Hughes also looks pissed to be there, guess his jewish genes kicked in
MEDAL OF FREEDOM??
>>153657762He's there I think he's just hiding now because twitter is mad at him
>>153657762Okay thanks for the qrd, I figured he must have had to leave since he was having such a good time earlier today
>>153657770Imagine singing the national anthem at a strip club
>>153656743This guy was never into model aircraft. I still remember fucking up my mom and dad's kitchen table with model glue and green paint, while making my B-52 model. My parents never allowed me to make a model again.
>>153657756Ok commie calm down
Yeah that country is past parody. Medal of freedom for playing hockey wtf
Canada status0 Gold medals0 Freedom medals
MEDAL OF FREEDOM
>>153657787You are in absolute shambles right now.
>>153657762>Guentzel and Nelson missing from the visitThis is straight up punishment for beating CanadaCooper and MacKinnon must be fuming
Hellebuyck is the first hockey player to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom
God, I can't wait for the reddit salt mining
>>153657787>part of commonwealth that knights soccer playerskek you have to call them Sir
>>153656567He’s getting the Medal of Freedom
153657787
>>153657787Your country is such a joke, I'm not even being ironic.
>>153657779when the nice guy losses his patiance the devil shivers
>>153657787For beating your ass
Think Winnipeg will let Trump present the freedom medal to Helly at a Jets game? lmao
>>153657421
>>153657611u mad bro?
>>153657787Lmao your ruling country knighted a black race car driver.
>>153657787YOU LOST FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA
>>153657787Stop this melty, it's unbecoming. Trump is implicitly acknowledging how great and immense a task it is to defeat Canada at hockey. Simmer.
Looking forward to the open disrespect these Americans will receive when they come back to their Canadian teams. I’m expecting jeresy on the ice. We don’t want your bum asses.
>>153657787biden gave the medal of freedom to simone biles
>>153657790michael j fox has one of those freedom medals
>>153657806when the nice guy looses his patience the devil scores*
>>153657787He freed hockey from the clutches of an evil soulless nation that was trying to make it GAY
holy shit i was not prepared for this brosmy ribs hurt
>>153657787Roberto Clemente, Messi and Megan Rapino all have one. it's always been a meme medal
>>153656632Lol
>>153657810We need to add a freedom medal to that image
salt miners, to your battle stations
>>153657750Never thought I'd see those two in the same image but here we are
>>153657787Nardwaur was appointed to the Order of Canada.
>>153657819LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAAA
>>153657825Nigga nobody exports more homosexuality than America, stop.
>>153657822frank gehry as well
>>153657787Nigga you would be ridding an 18ft dildo of McDavid as he gets awarded some Canadian medal by Carney if they won
>>153657816also .976 against that many star forwards is pretty fucking good.
>>153657786They deserve it>>153657787For robbing Canada
>>153657847I wouldn’t because mcdavid sucks and is overrated we don’t even want him in Toronto after he blew this Olympics.
>>153657838Deserved
gary should do a SOTU
>>153657787this is the biggest moment in america's "history", you have to understand
>>153657819send them to >my team but you must retain max salary
>>153657842germany literally invented trannies. the faggot shit doesn't come from us, you fag
>>153657855
They should let trump stay in winnipeg hell he might actually improve it
>>153657842Don’t worry leaf Canada still has heated rivalry :) you’re not defending champs of any tournament but you have hockey themed gay porn to hang your hat on.
Make Bandy an Olympic sport.
>>153657848johnny's curse was too strongfucking flames
>>153657862Product of the American education system I see. Nobody said you invented it. Your nation exports it. Do you not know what that word means or something?
>>153657874Flames fans have to like him again despite the fact he fucked them over because hes dead
Crazy to see Hockey become a important sport in the year 2026, even more than football to americans
>>153657850Crosby then. You know it, and I know and everyone knows you would be singing a different tune if Canada won.
>>153657881>>153657881>>153657881NEW
>>153657850He wouldn’t win in Toronto anyways. Not because he never wins but because Toronto never wins
>>153657876YOU LOST FAGGOT GET OVER IT
>>153656682It's insane to me that people think an American wouldn't be an American first just because he happened to get drafted by a fucking leaf team.
>>153657876canada and yurop export faggotry and sodomy, it's not us, you thirdie
>>153657880Canadians were all suddenly Basketball fans for a few months after the Raptors won,People always clamor for shit like that to cling to
>>153657880Football is gay and retardedBaseball and Hockey are where it is at.
Trump shitting on the Supreme Court is pretty funny, take that nerds
>>153657879He literally saved his legacy by drunk driving his bike into the graveyard
>>153657935temper tantrum because they gave him 100 favorable rulings and 1 unfavorable onesad!
>>153657318>You aren't allowed to change your opinions from 14 years ago
Welp looks like the Donald is shutting down cheating hard. Leafbros, our response?
