JOKICold thread >>153647360
if you haven't had a black chick bounce on your dick then you don't know shit about basketball
oh yeah knicks are 1000% losing this game, this offense im looking at, is all forced iso garbage, and missed equally forced catch and shoot 3s
harden is already a way better fit on the cavs than garland ever was
>>153657643Least gay American
>>153657651Harden's a first-ballot HOFer and you are impressed he's a better fit than Garland.
chocolate WNBA/Unrivaled players
>>153657658come on let me bait the jeet in peace
Why is Jaylen Brown dressed like he's about to rob a liquor store
>>153657651people need to drop the age shit when he's invincible and physically a boulder getting into the lane. garland is going to look so bad when you realize he lost an athletic step on his small frame.
>>153657651he's just a better player. Garland was doing similar shit when he was healthy last season but Harden is sturdier and more reliable
>>153657643The community is not ready for this truth.
The Celtics and the Suns are proving that having a bunch of tryhard role players can win you games in the regular season.
>>153657651>Harden pick and rolls with a big or wing>gravitizes the defense inside>mitchell receives it on the elbow and blacksplodes into a eurostep or that windmill gatherit's so fucking fun to watch
>>153657643basketball?
>>153657651i should k**l niggas like this
>>153657658>Harden's a first-ballot HOFerOnly if that letter F means flop
>>153657729>man face>fake hair fake lashesbutt's nice but that's about it
>no tyler kolek, no jordan clarkson>2 minutes of jeremy sochan gets you thishm i see, so the knicks are fraudulent as I thought
I'm not afraid of neither of these teams
Mpj = god 75% shooting a point a minute
I must admit, its pretty funny that both harden and mitchell can be so inefficient or barely efficient and win.Just goes to show Hardens godlike invisible impact because he just does so many things on the margins invisible to the boxscore, like defense, boxing out, diving for loose balls, active offball movement to open up space etc etc.
The black german fella Dennis is terrorizing Brunson. getting in his head and chatting shit. Is his dark skin that terrifying?
knicks thought they were gonna aura farm by taking sochan off the spurs
>>153657808They traded for Alvarado when they needed a big defensive guard to fill time when Brunson sits. Terrible GMing.
>>153657823They should've traded for Keon Ellis.
mitchell is literally point shaving just to screw me out of money
>>153657846Yea. Or Mccain. I can't believe the Cavs got Keon AND Schroder for their most net negative player not named Lonzo Ball. Keon is a fucking defensive magician and he's a career 40 3p%
>tyson throws the ball into the rafters, airballing the 3
why is /nba/ so dead
>>153657729Me and Jake get it
>>153657912We're all in /hoc watching the sotu
>>153657992lmfao
we are witnessing the most elite tanking of all time
Egor Demin is a gigantic bust
why are we spending 10 minutes on a challenge in a 20 pt game that's over
keon ellis is so good
Podziemski sucks D
>Loses to another contender by a blowoutAPOLOGIZE TO THIBS
>scorebird
I swear the warriors young guns are either hitting 20+ with elite efficiency or going 1/10 . No in between
>cam thomas>2-10
whatever man, just give the east to the cavs already, fucking stupid ass shitty competetion, feeding into the "harden trade changes everything!" narrative.fucking boring, any basketball focused world where harden can just do what he just did and succeed, is one that doesnt respect basketball
Knipple 21pts on 58/50/100 shooting percentages another great performance ROTY is as good as his
Yo. Mitchell Robinson dunked the ball after a deadball whistle. The Cavs challenged the whistle and won but the refs gave the Knicks the points from Robinson's dunk on a deadball. Took them 5 minutes to review it. What in the actual fuck. Points from a basket scored on a dead ball is a first.
jeets be chimpin out over harden lmaooo
the cavs will never win anything without lebron
>>153658203People clowned Reggie when he said it, but Kon is going to obliterate Steph's 3PM record if he has a relatively healthy career.
>>153658223That’s a weird way of spelling Silver
>>153657595I spent hours at work troubleshooting code and my retarded boss who whines about AI refused to let us use claude to debug it. When I got home, I solved it in 5 minutes using Claude. Fucking idiot. I legitimately hope countless people lose their jobs to AI and they all starve to death and I'm okay with being one of those to suffer. I fucking hate humans.
Bumson stinker
>>153658241It didn't solve it. It just created another problem
Where's the free-throw merchant on the Blazers?He's that traumatized by Jaden McDaniels?
>bench KAT for all of the third quarterAre the Knicks doing seeding tactics?
>Harden 0 freethrows>giving knicks points scored on deadballs>downgrading two threes to twosjew ass silver made the call hahahahahaha wasn't enough. Imagine thinking 5'10 shooting guard brunson can carry you to a chip.
>>153658241this guy definitely watches the nba with the help of aws ai
how many basketball players can you fit in your ass /nba/?
>>153658241The real power of AI is the data harvesting. Congrats on paying Anthropic to steal your trade secrets.
This Peacock announcer is lame
>>153658343I don't care, bitch. I'm just gonna start using AI at work to help me troubleshoot and if my boss tries to chew me out then I'm unironically gonna set myself on fire in the middle of the office. I'm so fucking tired of this shit. I hate life and wish I was never born.
The warriors are retarded. Kuminga is the next MJ bruh
>>153657912this is like the worst part of the season because we all know who's tanking and who's legit or not. it's all about whether the real contenders will stay healthy until the playoffs.
Hopefully, Harden will demand a trade before Game 1 vs the Knicks.
>>153658372Happiest Kings fan
>>153658372Which WNBA would you fuq?
>>153658416Cameron Brink
>>153658424nobody asked you
I should have seen the red flags when the knicks lost to the sixers twice
>>153657595im going to a game on Thursday bros im pretty excited
>>153658393why of course.
>>153658183I am shocked he didn't continue to shoot 10 percentage points better than his career average simply by changing teams
>>153658410why?
He's Larry Birding :)
>>153658454Or else he'll torch my zesty knicks
ayton's bitch ass better score 10 points
>>153658241Bro you'd lose your job lmao you should buy your boss a beer
The incoming Knueppel Era
twolves in their wayfair outfits tonight
>>153658416The tall blonde who hangs out with Clark
>>153658463so harden really was the difference and garland was shit...
>>153658475Jews just write shit
Can someone post more hot black girls?
>>153658457Dude came close to breaking Klay's record twice. It will happen for him one day.
>kuminga fanboys gloating he's free from Kerr and styling on the wizards
I love unrivaled so much bros. It's a good break from silver's shit product
>>153658434Why do you have a picture of my law professor
>>153658509is she ok
Phoenix has 6 fucking points in the 3rd with 2 minutes to go.
Are you all seeing my celties play right now? This is basketball perfection :)
>>153658519good
jalen green might be the worst bball player ive ever witnessed
the cavs buck broke him so hard. screenshot doesn't do it justice.
the black laker unis are trash and should be banned, this game should be yellow vs blue
sixers bros.. we ate good tonite
>>153658531nigga all trying to get on okc
>>153658515ulcer :(
>>153657595Jokicfag finally learned to not earlyfag. Gud boi!
>>153658490no
Luka looking extra tubby tonight
>>153658509Thigh tattoos are so hot
>>153658416I'd fuck the living shit out of Sophie Cunningham. She's so damn beautiful.
Lebron is pretty hot today
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>>153658605
jiggula bang fuggula tang wibbula doogay
>>153658605built like mealanon, prolly got the same diet
>>153658605>On July 6, 2025, Ball was traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers in exchange for Isaac Okoro.[122]>On February 5, 2026, Ball was traded to the Utah Jazz,[123] but he was waived the same day.[124]
Lucas Donchic is back to playing ass defense again...</3
>Garland 7 made shots on 14 attempted shots, 3 made threes on 4 attempted threes, and 10 assists"You can't win with a small guard like Garland, he holds the team back"
If I was Mitch Johnson I'd be pestering Pop nonstop for playoff coaching tips, and how to prepare Wemby for the grind
>Harden 7 made shots on 17 attempted shots, 3 made threes on 6 attempted threes and 4 assists"OH MY LORD Harden just got traded to the Cavs and IMMEDIATELY MAKES A DIFFERENCE, HE IMMEDIATELY CATAPULTS THEM TO CONTENDER STATUS, THE CAVS MADE THE RIGHT TRADE, GETTING THE BIGGER GUARD WHOS JUST STRAIGHT UP BEEN BETTER THIS SEASON NO QUESTION"I love NBA basketball discussion
luka is dead
>>153658682cazzie boxscore watcher
get rui out and get a white guy in JJ we're so close to the 5 white guy lineup
>>153658708Ain't Japanese honorary white or something?
Ooo missed the layup but that was a sick sizeup
Another glorious TEAM win for my Celties :)On to visit the Nuggies tomorrow.
>>153658694kys stupid fucking retard that doesnt know shit kys!
>>153658734hows garland doing
>>153658738not even cleared for 5v5 yet
>>153658490Black Kween February is almost over
>>153658416The booger eater with cake
kek nice pass by the magic to the lakers
>>153658566I want to kiss Angel Reese
I need to make enough money to buy the Kings and move them back to Kansas City
>>153658689must be why the lakers are up 10
Steve Kerr should be in jail
Dominayton my ass. Can't even defend an inbound pass that's literally in front of you.
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>>153658605Bro lookin like a habbo hotel nigga
I think the Atlanta Hawks will win the championship
Why do Indiana people claim to be the capital of basketball?
>>153658416Kiki Iriafen forsure
kek nice pass lebron
is it 1995 again?
>>153658834leTurnover
>>153658825Maybe you've never heard of a HICK from FRENCH LICK?
luka really gives out the most homosexual high fives
>>153658859Larry Legend is Celtic Royalty. The only thing Indiana has is Reggie Miller, Haliburton & Clark all who get GAPED on the reg by better teams.
epic step back 3 pter by luka with 24 seconds on the shot clock
>>153658825they don't really have anything other than a turn left competition, so we benevolently give them bball
>>153658863Lukek is a spoiled high school superstar like LeBum. Nobody ever called them out for acting like a fag.
my favorite thing about luka bitching for fouls is that he bricks the resulting free throws.
>lukas entire game is foul baiting>he's a 70% FT shooterlol is he a retard? SGA, Butler, Harden foul baited cause they were 90% ft shooters
>>153658825
>>153658885>>153658891Nobody has ever accused Lukek of being smart outside of fancy basketball passes. Even when it comes to other things revolving the game.
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>>153658891He does it cause he's fat and uses free throw as free timeouts
>>153658825Indiana = basketball culture
nice shot, paolo
>>153658901Lakers really exposed him. No one watches the dallas mavericks aside from dallas fans
LeBron needs some help in the form of somebody cutting Luka's bugatti brake lines
This lakers game is infuriating. Team that can't shoot vs Team that can't defend.
>>153658921That and not having the entire team compensating for his weakness 24/7.
who's the best shooter that never shot 80% from the free throw line?
>ayton actually getting hot scoring 12 in a row>luka checks in and starts chucking up 3s and running into guys before anyone can even get setepic simply epic
>>153658416HVL, Sophie, Paige, all at once.
trash ass niggas
>>153658963cuckquean caitlin
AI is so valu-ACK
:/
