We love our BASED JEET!
You just know Keith Tkachuk always had Fox News on in the background while the boys were growing up.
>>153659177>>153659184
we are the world, we are the children
>>153659190Is Matthew the unofficial Captain of Team USA?
seeing those types wearing skates or skis always gives me the ick
>>153659177This thread is now under the authority of the United States of America
>TBD
>>153659202why are there a bunch of Chinamen on macbooks? Is this DeepSeek?
i really can't stand twink hockeythink i'm done with this sporthockey was all downhill after the 90s
>>153659207>lost most important game of his life to a dead animalkek
I need a strange little guy from the government to celebrate my accomplishments with me!
>>153659216He just pops up in places like a little FBI mascot.
>>153659209I think that's the media section>/r/ing a freedom medal added to pic related
>>153659177They lost all of their aura immediately after this video was released. Also lol @ magatards having to pretend like this guy is anything but a repulsive fucking loser dork
>Sergei Fedorov started dating Anna Kournikova when he was 27 and she was 15surprised this SICK FUCK wasn't invited to the State of the Union
i had a dream gary touched me at the boy aquarium :3
>>153659232most republicans make fun of cash
>>153659232>They lost all of their aura immediately after this video was released. Also lol @ magatards having to pretend like this guy is anything but a repulsive fucking loser dork
>>153659243I'm also thinking about hockey moms.
>>153659243Sarah palin was a hockey mom and now she's banging ron duguay
>>153659243I'm sure the parents of Olympic gold Chads with generational wealth contracts are really struggling right now
Now that the dust has settled...>Most points by an NHL player through the first two games of a tournament (6, in 2026)>First NHL player to record three consecutive three-point games>Most consecutive multi-point games by an NHL player (5, in 2026)>Most points in a single tournament featuring NHL players (13, in 2026)>Most assists in a single tournament featuring NHL players (11, in 2026)
>my family member has canceri watched my national team sit on the bench after a GMG OT loss as italian retards got their ceremony set up at a snail's pace. so keep it to yourself
>team captain>fame mogged by hughes', tkachuks, and hellebuyck
>>153659234hell yeahthose wings are what got me into hockeybut the konstantinov accident ruined me for a bitseeing a prime, hard-hitting defenseman turn paraplegic overnight showed how shit life is
Now that the USA guys are seen as chuds, I'm seeing lots of women making viral Crosby thirst posts on tiktok and all the comments talking about how hot and what a good person he is.
>>153659282>i'm just happy to not be in toronto atm
>>153659289>tfw they find out he's asexual
>>153659177it's unfair how jt miller gets to have fun after destroying 2 elite franchises back to back
You now remember that Drew Doughty was for some reason on the Canadian Olympic team lol wtf seriously
>>153659243I think about hockey moms CONSTANTLY
>>153659305that's the american way
>>153659198Yeah
>>153659292>Riles up Canada by captaining the team that beat them>Sends them into an incoherent rage by hanging out with Trump>Everyone in Ontario is demanding his tradeAll according to keikaku
>>153659160not with mr pissypants throwing kiddie tantrums on rental players
>>153659307If they had Bouchard for that 5 v 3 that's an easy win for Can'tnada
the world has no idea how much of an offensive savant evan bouchard is. darnell nurse on the other hand...
Can the next thread be Punch the monkey themed?
>>153659243funny
>>153659342trb's last laugh
>>153659334No
>>153659342That attorney?Yep, you guess it, trb.
>>153659342beast mode
Can the next thread be Bud the 1 themed?
>>153659351Id that 2 saves or 1
>>153659307And leafs were defending it itt kek
Chuckie are you okay, are you okay chuckie?
>>153659356I don’t see why not
>>153659312Marner in Vegas, the gary belt is greener!
>>153659234He literally did Kournikova and Hingis at the same time. They did lines of coke off his cock
how's this thread so slow when the sotu just happened where is the discussion
Alright I had my fun and all but I’m turning 35 soon it’s time to stop being gay and get a wife and kids.
bud did not 1
>>153659393enjoy the sloppy seconds
>>153659393wasn't this chambers last post
>>153659393i'm turning 35 soon too but i'm doubling down on being gay without a wife and kids. only one of us can be right
playing donkey kong bros
Cap dump wife and bust kids
>>153659327Darnell nurse needs to go back to bangalore
>>153659385/hoc/ was on fire during the SOTU, it's over now so everyone went to sleep or to other boards
when does nhl start again
I just want to say that I hate you all.
>>153659453based and same
>>153659211Kocur was unironically scarier than probert.
>>153659443which boards for best post sotu discussion? no pol
>>153659393Just hire a an egg donor. Trust me dude. I get wanting a kid but unless you have a Christian women trained by her parents to be a wife, it will suck
>>153659453your a US vassal state
>>153659456/lgbt/
>>153659462>>153659473
Overtime should be 10v10
If the confederates won the civil war would they have the nhl?
>>153659364It was a pretty dirty check from behind
wtf /pol/tards go back to your board/hoc/ is for everyonewe like slootswe don't go to churchwe like having a beer with the boys
>>153659446Thursday.
I think I'm going all in on Brock Lesnar's kid.
What's the best board to discuss Heated Rivalry? I know there's a lot of gay retards here.
>>153659211>'90s twinks totally hotter then '20s twinks!!1111
>>153659504/hoc/ just had a chastity cage party last sunday
>>153659504>>/tv/>>/lgbt/>>/nfl/>>/biz/
>>153659501Doesn't he have a kid playing for Medicine Hat too?His powerful seed is sowing a whole new generation of enforcers.
Any of y’all playing mewgenics?
>>153659471Yes, the US is a vassal of Russia.
>>153659521>
>>153659519I've been addicted to it since it came out
>>153659200hindoos?
>>153659519nope but added to wishlist
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2026541691671310449?s=20
>>153659446around 17 hours in the future
>>153659534really whos playing
>>153659446Google is a thing
This is not normal
>>153659506>gay baitu lost
>mfw this thread
>>153659190I can't believe I actually have to like this faggot for how much he pisses off redditors
>>153659232"aura" they didnt lose any "aura" at all you homosexual zoomoid predditor. the USA loves these guys and leftoids and Canadians are BTFO
just signed up for boxing lessons out of frustration from the hate mcdavid undeservingly gets
>>153659530It's really fun :)
>>153659539https://www.nhl.com/schedule
>>153659539jack Hughes with NJ devils at 6pm central tonight (the 25th). Connor Hullebuyck with Winnipeg Jets I think at 9pm central. espn+ or select $13 plan. or might be able to get a FUBO free trial for a few days
>>153659446not before thursday
sucks their is no home game for Toronto tomorrow, would've been nice to see the mega seethe with the loss still fresh in their minds
>>153659554Don't go on facebook. Habs frogs are tearing mcdavid apart in an attempt to shift all the blame and attention from their chink captain.
>>153659580>facebook>calling suznuski chinesego to sleep ancient one
>>153659351he'll play like this for the rest of the season r-right?
>>153659234Federov I feel should have been a much better player considering his overall skillset. Kind of a waste. Anyone agree?
>>153659599averaged 39 goals and 50 assists for quite a few years>a total waste
>>153659613>30wonder how many twink jaws hatcher would shatter in today's game
>>153659305I better not see this nigga smiling like that on gary's ice
>>153659540thought this place was for hockey discussion Why dont I just ask gemeni everythingwhy does this thread exist anymore you all can just ask ai
>>153659627he's not gonna have much to smile about again shortly
Did Gary get to party with them in Miami?
>>153659613rarely ever mentioned as one of the better nineties players. he had no impact.
>>153659638are you f king drunk
I don't think Crosby's happy with the panthers trio being on his olympics team
>>153659649Yeah
>>153659541Why
>>153659649Kevin R Nash
>>153659649Vance is for now at least but it's a long way away
>>153659658which can't be both
favorite highlights of SOTU?
>>153659661with T R B as his VP
>>153659676quinn hughes getting his bussy raped by erika kirk
>>153659619All those motherfuckers were on powders and steroids back in the day, it's so fucking obvious. The only ones you can legitimately say were clean were finesse guys like Gretzky, Joe Sakic, Teemu Sellane and Paul Kariya. You telling me Scott Stevens was not jacked the fuck up on a GNC shop?
>>153659676When the jewish CIA lady who is taxing everything and grabbing guns went on this tirade about the founding fathers and affordability
>>153659676Somalian pirate line from Trump that made the Somalian Congresswoman seethe
>>153659664Why not
>>153659708google it
shake that ass for me biznasty oh yeahhhh
>>153659649Rubio won't even run. Trump will pick Vance, and Rubio will be his VP.
>>153659676Trump saying the women team would be at the White House soon was funny
>>153659717so you don't know
>>153659664Vance is too fat to be president imp
>>153659685hatcher was 6'6"he didn't need juiceyeah, some juiced, some didn'tand there were plenty of psychos who didn't and still wrecked ppl's shit
>>153659752IDK how old you are but I got to see these 90s athletes up close and personal. They were all juicing, you had to otherwise you weren't in the league without being otherworldly skill wise
>>153659439He dun do the jigaboo
>>153659471Youre
Just look at how big the WWF/WCW wrestlers used to be versus today's wrestlers. If you read any of the late 80s/early 90s wrestlers' autobiographies they all were taking anabolic steroids. MLB, NFL, NHL, rugby, etc. all on that shit
>>153659541Tage wearing MAGA, let em know Buffalo back up
>>153659234Look at his face. He knows you know he knows he's slamming the premier pussy on the planet.
>>153659251Is she? He's a handsome guy. Palin has bagged some hotties, can't argue that.
just a small town xhirl known as trb around the worldxhe took a midnight pic of a studjust a city goyborn and raised on /hoc/ and /heem/he took a midnight marner and a nicolas roy
>>153659282He just looks soooo Mexican
>>153659289What you searching there on tiktok to get those results anon
tfw ywn get a personal fuckin' shout-out from your country's leader for you ELITE performance in a sports game.
>>153659823"how to semen retentionmaxx and look good while doing it"
>hockey players annouce themselves as maga right when the movement is at an alltime low
>>153659832>waahhh wahhh wahhhkwab. 1993. 2014. You lost. She lost. They are still losing. get over it.
>>153659381Life's not fair
>>1536598403v3 doesnt count were still the reigning champs
The Olympics didn't even have the best ICE-ing of 2026.
>>153659843>werekwab
>>153659590Isn't he oriental?
>>153659591Losing gold medal is tough what's it like losing two cities?
>>153659853fuck around more and find out.
>>153659638Bro have you lost your marbles? Fedorov is a legend.
had to kick an old drunk tweaker out of the bar for the lady bartenders
>>153659863i'll be back tomorrow.
>>153659864pretty sure he is homeless KWAB
>>153659828 that's what causes testicular cancer
Okay, so did Hellesuck actually get the medal or what? I didn't see him wearing it or having it put on him like the others.
>>153659832Pretty brave of them. What a marketing coup by Trump
windy wontbg woncanada losttkachuk is elite
>>153659863You'd get impeached if you didn't, women, amirite
>>153659759>>153659772some juiced, but u are going overboard when u say they all didguys like Gaetz were just nuts from the start...he has so many crazy storiesguys like Probert juiced at the end of his career in Chicago, it was obvious when Twist juiced, etca fair amount did, but everyone? no
>>153659648>sid the kidTime flies...
I wish the youth olympics were in odd numbered years ;_;
>tranime ghoul protecting xrbjen
My kitties have gold medals as well!
>>153659911You lost faggot
>>153659177A vision of Valhalla
>>153659327Nurse must be one of the luckiest NHL players ever. Some chinese released a virus that made the most of the world shut down and the NHL to create a Canadian division where Nurse, in a contract year, could be half decent and get a huge contract he didn't deserve.
>>153659922no that would be xrb on that chilly easter evening
>>153659927they did it so tokyo would get no revenue from hosting the summer olympics
>>153659364*flies over you*
>>153659932True
>>153659853>what's it like losing two cities?You should know what's that like if you live in the country Toronto and Vancouver is located in.
>>153659927still done more is his career than pettershit thougheverbeit
>>153659934Pretty stupid considering the winter Olympics the year after was in Beijing.
>>153659945You might think so, if you're a fucking retard.>>153659954Horrific.
>>153659927If these mother fuckers in charge watched their AHL team they'd know Nurse wasn't with a quarter of that contract. Watch Edmonton overpay for Savoie and Hutson next
>>153659969>1 calder trophy is worth him being in the top 10 highest paid players in nhl history
>>153659952
You guys ever take a Canada and it comes out so nice and easy, minimal tp needed? Gotta eat that fiber baby
>>153659982we don't talk about calder winners here
>>153659986yea my marner was like that earlier too
knights play today FINALLY. prolly get btfo if jack noah mark shea and mitch don't play tho
>>153659832thats called courage
>open /hoc/>see that a couple americans are still seething and malding over canada despite winning the gold medal (this is known as canada derangement syndrome)>close /hoc/
>>153660052>kys w/ MAID you fag who knows nothing about hockeyah yes, very christian of you
>>153660052>jack hughes is the most christian man in america
>>153660071jen
>>153660071Hughes is an Irish name.Their dad is Irish Catholic.I suspect their mom was adopted, because there is ZERO kike physiognimy in her visage.
>>153660079kwab you are genuinely deranged man, and also very incorrect about both hockey and christianity.. oh, and you also have canada derangement syndrome
clean it up janny
>>153659985China was showing off where all the jobs went, top banter
>>153660083quinn looks like a young bettman
>>153660083>tfw I'm the Luke of my family
I for one am excited for the return of Jen on the HNIC panel this coming Saturday.
>>153660046>>153660095>>153660129u r a fag
>>153660168sorry ur bud sharted himself and tried and failed to clean it up. happens all the time here on /hoc/
>>153660159Lukes are made to be bromogged.
hoob still sucks
>>153660193cope he's going to reignite first game back
playing mario kart world
>>153659177head of the FBI btw
>>153660194BASED
>>153660166I still can't believe cbc chose bieksa over an overachiever like jenn to play analyst during the olympics when he hasn't won anything. I think they were shielding the teams from being called out. Every time he tried to mention anything about the game, the two women and the faggot on the left would turn it into tea time talk. And friedman was just there to show off his jewish smile and fancy suits. What a disaster that was.
>>153660267>his jewish smilejej
I'll never forgive gary for taking these precious smiles away forever.. and ever..
>>153660301KWAB
>>153659232Have sex
>>153660308for a second I thought she had a huge hole in the crotch of her pants but then realized she's just wearing chaps
finally 3 starred this fucking gay grand prix lads. onto the next
>ynr >vaughncouver happened 15 years ago
>>153660313nevertheless I'm sure her bush the size and shape of india itself
go team usa for sure but pretending to like kash is fucking retarded. that "see you in valhalla" shit was gay kek
>>153659982No? You said Nurse had done more in his career aka career achievements. I proved he had not and then you start arguing about a completely different thing.
>>153660188lmao is that other Helmsworth really their brother. He needs to do a dna test
