Ind v Zim
Would Stuart Broad have become a good bowler if Yuvraj didn't btfo him?
>>153672217Luckseam Dukesbabby but enough to zutt convicts
Burzabani
200 minimum pitch
completely blocked the cunt now. on whatsapp, her number on my phone etc she cant contact me nowspoke again with former fwb yesterday. said she's seeing someone now and doesnt want to mess it up. we kept talking and i said in no uncertain terms that i really need to fuck someone. she said i should visit her, loland some 18 year old girl in my neighborhood learnt of me and wants to meet me. but cbamight go out again and take home the next cunt that presses her snatch against my dick like the other nightfucking faggots, cricket
>win the toss against Windies and bowl>get raped>win the toss against India and bowl>
>>153672281>completely blocked the cunt nowmy oneitis did this ;(
300 minimum pitch
>India batting stats vs spin this WCSehwag rolling in his chola bhatura
>>153672319off spin specifically
>white man Evans saves 4>black man drops catch
Do you think they'll cross 200?
>coomeraman zooming in on random girls
This is a flatter pitch than the one Win hit 250 off Zim
>>153672357Alri, Musekiwa
KWABblacks can't catch
>dropped again
think SA favourites so farindia will choke like always
>droppedbabwe
220+ today
>Zimbabwe dropped just one catch across three games in the group stage; they have dropped five in the two Super 8 games so far.ICC must investigate this
>white girl with yellow teeth and India flag paint on cheeks
>>153672419honorary Aryan
>SEA peewee pedo posting>Indian batter getting out to a slower ball yet again
absolute dog angle
kek Musekiwa finally gets a catch
Zim ground fielding been top notch just engshittered their catches
>200>20 balls left>6ube still to bat
i mean its alright so far
don't worry britjeet, when you guys lose you can just pretend like you supported Eng the whole time
Stick to noncing livestock peewee pedo
L O U D
>most runs in a T20 WC inning>most sixes in a T20 WC inningjeets stat padding against mighty zimbabwe
lolslow over rate
White man saving Zimbabwe
12 runs off the last over and Zim will have conceded 500 runs in 2 matches after opting to bowl
>>153672589Raza should sell his gold chain and compensate the bowlers
KEK WHAT A BITCH
Hardik stat padding his 50
>WI-India 510 all outZimbooby 147lol, lmao
300 run pitch 44 short GG has to go yaar>>153672594I was told pooslime blokes aren't allowed to wear gold. Might be silver i can't tell
this india team seems to have less egos of teams gone by, come across quite well
Highest total in T20 World Cups260/6 SL vs Ken Joburg 2007>256/4 Ind vs Zim Chennai 2026>254/6 WI vs Zim Wankhede 2026235/5 Ire vs Oman Colombo SSC 2026230/8 Eng vs SA Wankhede 2016229/4 SA vs Eng Wankhede 2016
cam on Indiatake some fucking wickets
aussies lost to THIS? heh
Wonder how much the BCCICC paid Zimbabwe to chuck this game. They're literally making no effort to get near this total.
>>153672907No, I think they're just that shit. Managing to have the same thing happen to you two games running isn't the sign of a competent team. Winning the toss and then fielding in a T20 is absolutely retarded.
3 beers deepwish zachy was here
>26 runs conceded by Shivam Dube is the most expensive over by an Indian bowler in T20 World Cups>Previous: 25 runs by Yuvraj Singh vs NZ, Joburg, 2007two 2007 Indian records broken tonight
>can't bowl out Mugabe XIStory loss but won't begrudge a ton for Zim
Highest individual scores for Zimbabwe (T20 World Cup)84* Brian Bennett vs Ind Chennai 202682 Sikandar Raza vs Ire Hobart 202264* Brian Bennett vs Aus Colombo RPS 202664 Sean Williams vs Ban Brisbane 2022
>35 wickets for Arshdeep in T20 World Cups – the most for India surpassing Bumrah’s 33 & the most by a left-arm seamer surpassing Trent Boult’s 34
lol what a beamerDube is pissed tonight maybe because he didn't get to bat
>Seven no-balls by India in this World Cup – the joint most for a team alongside Canada; Shivam Dube has bowled five off those – the most by a single bowler.
India won by 72 runsDube conceded 46 runs in 2 overs
indiabro you can be the new zachy
>>153673223I think NRR is irrelevant now, Ind v Win is winner takes all (no result/tie = Win win)>>153673194He can take it out on his paki wife
youre all faggots
Der ewige Nederlander
Bennet should've got the MoM.
in 2 days the tournament will be over (for us) and I can stop pretending to acknowledge the existence of this stupid format
>>153674091>
i wish i told zachy how much he means to me before he left
I'll think of Zachy every time I go bouldering
Glad that boring bouldering bhenchod is gone
>>153675822>when its b
Still thinking about what the absolute fuck Sri Lankans were thinking against peewee shitters
that one peewee that has a folder full of AI zachy pics must be crying right now
>>153676560kek
>>153673855this is the first post that you've made in literally months that is actually sensible
Beergun?
Peewees better beat engshitters else i will tell Jay Shah to ban peewee shitters from ftanchise memehit or worse, lock the sheep pen at night
sorry to break it to you cunt, there are literally zero kiwis that give a fuck about T20 let alone a """""world""""" cup for itit is not being talked about here at all so, win, lose or draw means absolutely nothing to everyone except (you)
there's unironically more hype for the upcoming NASCAR and Indycar seasons than there is for cricket right now in NZ
in my country no one knows what t20 is
We're more of a relevant global sports nation
>>153678077you play poonion kek
I wouldn't be piping up if my national "sport" closely resembled a pack of seagulls chasing after discarded hot chips on a beach.
>>153678129kek done him
>>153678110No i dont mate. What position do I play?
>>153678110we don't play it very well anymore, if that helps at all.
>toil almost done>Nice day>ZERO (0) mentions of "pub?" in the group chatFucks sakes lads sometimes you gotta do it yourself
>>153678152>>153678178>>153678207Don't care cockhead
>>153678222
"cricket" on early tomorrow morning which I shan't be watching.
any sport on tonight
Couply super rugby matches later
>>153678288Who are you quoting mate
>>153678436no one in here obviously because no one ever talks about cricket here
watching survivor
Phoebe Litchfield
>>153678241
think I'd rather watch Meme20 over ALF tbphwylalthough, neither are real sports obviously
starting to think Grace knows about our foot fetish
Palwinder is picking up my uber eats order
/deliverymind/
>>153679771
New Zealand isn't a real country it doesn't even have an air force.
>>153679792I forced air up your mums arse with this dihh mate
New Zealand to Australia is what Greenland is to America.
Yes Australia lusts after us but cant have us
>>153679803GOTTERN
Typical of a New Zealander to not realise we own him all but in name.
Jokes on you, we have nothing of value
you have nice mountains I want to snowboard on
your ___ has nice ____ i want to _________ on
>>153678832are you deliberately doing this just to piss me off now?
your grace has nice feet i want to cum on
your pitch has nice cracks i want to bowl on
>>153679923I still have no idea what she looks like (I don't care enough to look it up)
>>153679947someone did post her once she's pretty cutebut i'm not gonna start posting her myself because it would feel like admitting defeat
>>153679886fuck off we're full
>peewee shitter hours
just did the most squelchy shart into my loogo phoebe!
>>153680107I'll have a clever comment to hit you back with if I wake up tomorrow and see that nz won.If I wake up to find that nz did not win I will have no such comment and you won't hear from me again.
in the absence of cricket, petition for /cric/ to become an alysa liu general
i mean this as nicely as possible, but that girl's "popularity" is just some marxist astroturfed nonsense and you shouldn't pay it any attention
i have a counter argument, i believe her popularity is because she's cute and fun
>>153680279Have you thought about becoming a sex-haver instead of whatever it is you are now?
golfing on the morrow
>>153680310NOW WE'RE TALKING
>>153680265trvke
>>153680310Based. What course? I'm playing 9 at The Hills tomorrow before heading over to the NZ Open at Millbrook, then going to the boomer-gig Sneaky Sound System free gig. Not super keen but a free gig is a free gig.
>>153680284>instead of being attracted to women, go and have sex insteadnot sure if it was intentional but you have made a very gay post there my friend.
>>153680325crisp Queenstown chad
>>153680325https://www.coastgolf.com.au/cms/not quite as good as the hills but its a good track that i always seem to shoot well on
/cric/ is at it's best when it's /golf/
>two games of womens cricket on>only one dick to wankany solutionsmen in?
have a cup of tea and a lie down instead lad
>>153680330Hills / Arrowtown / Jacks I'll clear my schedule to play a round with /crug/ anons if they're in the area, fuck Millbrook though their fees can go and get fucked. This applies to snow was well if you cunts want to shred.
>>153680340have you tried asking 153680284got the feeling he knows a thing or two about wanking dicks
>>153680337>https://www.coastgolf.com.au/cms/cor, looks 'risp AF. gl anon.
>>153680350basedI'm not down there often enough, but always keen
Reds vs Highlanders
>>153680366stream?
>>153680366/crugmind/
petition to change /crug/ to /gug/or /rolf/
Melie played again today. Another good performance.
G*lfers getting a bit too cocky around here
corrrrr what a try for the reds
ohnevermind
>>153678129
>>153680425cute
QUEENSLANDER
do the reds look sharp or the highlanders just poo?
this is the year an aussie team wins super rugby this is it
for me it's the auckland blues
>>153680461bit of a strange game so far feels like highlanders having more of the ball but reds look v dangerous on counters
for me its cardiff blues but i haven't watched them in years ngl since the days of titgod
>former Reds player is reffingHmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmMMMMMM
>>153680472
>>153680469Based as fuck Super 12 enthusiast
>>153680480great fella
remember him pulling the fingers to the 'saders crowd back in the day kek
bretty good game this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8btfw32h-wand then he kicked the conversionmaybe my favourite moment in the history of the sport
>we can lose this and still qualifycomfywill prob beat engshitters anyway though
>>153680532please do
its OVVAHHHH
>>153680514I miss Dougie
REF WHAT THE FUCK
ROBBED
>>153680478you might be on to something here mate....
after this i'll watch saffa open golf then welsh open snooker then england vs nz t20then cardiff vs leinster and wolves v villa
gg reds win
watching the end of the a league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklSZmIx9-o
anyone on?
batting first, gg ez
England (Playing XI): Philip Salt, Jos Buttler(w), Harry Brook(c), Jacob Bethell, Tom Banton, Sam Curran, Will Jacks, Liam Dawson, Rehan Ahmed, Jofra Archer, Adil RashidNew Zealand (Playing XI): Tim Seifert(w), Finn Allen, Rachin Ravindra, Glenn Phillips, Daryl Mitchell, Mark Chapman, Mitchell Santner(c), Cole McConchie, Matt Henry, Ish Sodhi, Lockie Ferguson
>previous thread isn't even archived yet
Right im here lets see how little Rehan does
did they play that new zealand anthem at x3 speed or someting what the fuck was that
britjeet is that an off topic post i see wuh oh
>>153681266oh no no NO
>bat first>play a maidenGood job good effort peewee shitters
>>153681263kek why is it sped up like this https://x.com/Cilliersv/status/2027376465927369177
>>153681298fucking lol
>>153681298>players pissing themselves
its weird that nz have been a decent team for like 8 years
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQJ6mfiDQ3/
>>153681378kek
>fuk timmies gon do
what a fucking spastic shotimagine giving your wicket to fucking jacks of all people
finna "nonce one to midwicket" llen
>>153681240EXOSKELETAL JUNCTION AT THE RAILROAD DELAYYYYYYYEEEEDDDD
>3 Barbadians>2 pakis>1 ZimbabwianThe """engshitter""" XI lol
what a start for rehan
he forgot about the welshman
glunn phullups
New Zealand bros what the fuck are you doing?
>banton FUCKWIT
>>153681622HEEM'd
snoozyland shat the bed badly post drinksmaybe they were spiked
reckon kiwis have enough heretough pitch
>Ahmed + Adil = 4 wicketswhy is this allowed?
Where was Ross Taylor when you needed him?
Don't think peewee shitters have the spinners to defend this
>16 overs of spin
When will Australians play in super 8?
Test
elite bowling
kek this nigga has Butt in his name
DROP BUTLERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJUST DROP HIM
i dont even know how >we are in the semis proper shite
>>153681772and you have cuckchamar in yours
Can't wait for another 2(4) special from Banton
>>153681769wouldn't drop him but definitely move him down the order and open with banton
>nooo butler wont save us every game what do we do
he broke the screen like in stick cricket
fucking ridiculous shothe's got some talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SmyqO5DUU
deadly drinks strike again
WHAAAAADDA CATCH
gollapse :DD
>salt>bethallBarbados bros...
>Nepal lost to THIS
why were there so many spikessssssss
very sus ultraedge
GET RID OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT
>400lbs of grease in his hair>still can't get it to spin
>>153682035sodhi is a hack. he only farmed on indians tracks in 2016 iirc
>>153682047indian tracks*
Peewee shitters choking AGAIN
kiwibros.......
Bit of a grire over from Phullups
holy fucksurely not
Reminder >>153681706 subhooman engshitters peewee shitters and convicts know sweet fuck all about cricket
PeeWees on suicide watch.
Inbred engpakis doing everything to keep horrific betrayer pakis in it kek
s-sorry kiwibrosstill think you'll make the semis though...
what a fucking gamewould love to see the cricinfo win predictor
SEA pedo peewee gone into hiding (not because of this match)
gg kiwibros
Where are all the New Zealand flags?
>POO PEELANDWHAT A CHOKE
absolute kinogame of the world cuppeewees should still qualify, they deserve to
i just wish pak win with sufficient NRR go through
pakistan have no chance
>>153682245Of course you do, Abdullah>>153672208Fucking poopeeland ruined the day.That Paki Ahmed played extra hard for Pakistan's sake
we still make semis btw unless pakistan beat sri lanka by 70ish
>>153682273Looks like terrorist pakis gave to win by +1.852 NRRCba to calculate i think you have to accumulate all the matches and recalculate after each match
lmfao, I went for like 15 mins to eat, and eng won, win predictor was like 80% for NZ at one point, Jacks ftw
>>153682273there is no chance for pakis
>pedo peewee thinks Lanka won't shit the bed again>>153682337Lanka are shit and their decent bowlers are injured, there is unfortunately a chance. They lost to peewees by 60 runs
>>153682244SA, ENG, WI and NZ are going semifinal, i think final will be SA vs NZ
>>153682352pak team is shit too though, NZ team is way a lot better, they may win but absolutely cannot chase down in 13 overs or win by 50+ runs, their fielding is absolute worst, their bowlers give a lot of extras.
>>153682365On Lankan pitch if pakis bat first they can put up a total while the conditions are good and choke Lankans with spin They just said the terrorists have to either>win by 64 runs>chase in 13ish overs
Zach is lurking rn
Rachin Ravindra in last 2 matches : 4/27(4) vs Sri Lanka3/19(4) vs England
pls come home zachy
I KNEW A MANBIG AND FAT, BORN WITHOUT ARMS AND LEGSBORN TO JUMP IN THE AIR AND CLAP
Hope pakis go throughNo team that loses to england deserves to be in a world cup
zachy here, can confirm I am alive and well and haven't died in any York floods, whether you like it or not. this week I ordered three new lush ceramic heaters to the nang gaff. my 20mm max hang seems to still be going up steadily, so all is good in the hood
Does all of shitjeet's insecurities come from the fact that Britslamis represent England more than Brindus?
based zachygoing to lunch with my ex wife tomorrow come back tomorrow eve for a beer if you bored
might well do la
fucking niggersnoisy obtuse cunts
kekking at all these flags (fags) caring about NZ """""""matches""""""" more than any kiwi on here hasK E K EK
peewees don't care about anything they're so cool and nonchalant
for all intents and purposes, zachy is actually deadbecause the thing is, he can't come back now. if he does, no one will believe it's him. everyone will assume it's just some cunt pretending to be zachy, because he made himself into such a 1 dimensional character that it's so easy to pretend to be himif he does ever come back his only option will be to reinvent himself as someone else, and hey maybe that's a good thing for him, for all of us, for cricket.
my headcanon is he actually left years ago and it's been an imposter this whole timeit's very plausible
>>153684730I am not dead i am flourishing 12 stone of pure Welsh muscle
>>153684793filthy impooster
zachy impersonators don't get his deep-seated hate rightyou can feel the anger in a real zachy message
>>153684656this but unironically
Tonight's kino: "The Married Woman Nextdoor - Creampie SEX Beside Her Husband"
will be looking for your review tomorrow morning
>>153684825I don't know what you mean I adore nature and Goddetest t20 because I detest all that is unholy and degenerate
Sixhead twiglet legs been in hiding because he's a big ol' pussy too scared to get the on court beatdown he asked for
>deletedEven Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin Ravindra's spell of 4 0 19 3 couldn't save peewee shitwits from their choking DNA
you're a a fat Indian man from leicster I am known to choke at tennis, but I don't think I would choke so hard as to lose to you
*runs away to madeira*
do you know what name the time and place this weekend in leicster I'll come batter you at tennis
it will cost me like 10 quid train ticketill happily come batter you at tennis
>I'll come batter you at tennisno but steven ace iykwim haha
>Not a real sport >Not a real world cup >Not a real poomunity
>>153685131>>153684893based
sometimes I wonder what life would be like if test cricket was the only form of cricket
that's the dream
testies living in a nightmare
youre a guest here poopjeet. never forget that, cric was fine before your ugly little head appeared with autist no friends seethe post spam
I'd just like to point out that zachy's disappearance perfectly coincided with the launch of Restore Britain as a political party... I will say no more.
>>153684891Thought it was more of a VN with some build up, but yeah nah you pretty much just fuck her aye
>restore britain gets into power and shitjeet finally gets to return home
>>153685392>is...that it anon?
>https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360944702/watch-black-caps-hold-back-laughter-during-national-anthem-snafubit in this...anthems are a bit of a joke these days, completely butchered more often than that. why not play them all at least 2x speed, maybe even faster, just to get them out of the way?
watching underbelly
once cricket gets added to the Olympics, it will become the most followed event of the games and the final will be the main event of the entire games. How does that make you feel /cric/?
I only care if it's test cricketIf it's one of the other formats I won't even know it's on
wow I think nz rugby may actually be dying - if not already deadhas that ever happened to another country with their national sport before?
>>153687277Yes Australia and cricket, can you believe they missed the super 8 and nobody there even cares
not sure what missing the super 8 has to do with cricket
>>153687277Indian hockey has been quite dead since they began playing on astroturfs
>>153672208Talk shit get hit
>>153687570Yeah because you losers cant afford to build and maintain them
comfy cricket: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUUMLz085jU
Chiefs vs crusaders
more like Queefs vs Poogayders kek
>>153687673Ayo shut the fuck up clown
>>1536876682 teams no one gives a fuck about lmao
brumbies v blues after this should be a good one
cracking game this
how is that not a redpretty much brian odriscoll'd him
o'driscoll was a fucking crybaby his entire career, and got even worse after he stopped playingbeing him or being anything resembling him should be an instant red cardable offence i agree
shot 85 today. was on track to shoot ~78 but threw it away on the back 9my driving is insanely reliable, really makes me the big dick in any group i play in
>>153687879wow thats really exciting and interesting im glad you posted
gonna try a completely new swing next time i play, got a fucked up idea about what might work for me. not gonna say what it is 'cause it sounds really stupid and will be embarrassing if it doesn't come off. if it works i'll report back on it after i try it out
>>153687890dont make me take you to the range and embarrass you fella
>>153687844based fuck that cunt
best part about playing golf is telling everyone about it
Dire sport
>>153687958ok but enough about the t20 wc haha
Is t20 more of a sport than golf? Think someone needs to put this to the test
>>153687897you need at least 3 swing thoughts at all times
hmm.. let's do the math on that onegolf = sportt20 = not sportyeah I guess when you look at it that way, golf is more of a sport, mainly due to the fact that it is a sport
>>153687975I don't believe there are golf tests matethere are barely cricket ones these days
Anons, I started watching cricket 6-7 years ago... I wanted to ask one thing: how did this transition from 'batsman' to 'batter' happen? Everyone has started using baseball terms. I feel like in a few days, everyone will start calling the 'bowler' a 'pitcher'
>>153687993womento make things gender neutral>watching cricket 6-7 years agoabsolutely grimI still remember watching my first WC (2003) and that was when I was 7
it's batsbeings round these parts chud
golf>takes 4 days to complete>a true trial of mental strength and fortitude>moments that will be remembered forevert20>takes 4 hrs to complete>dont think just swing bat like grug man>no one remembers anything that happened the next day
>longer = betteralri size queen
you would say that>>153670958
>>153688001so true
This new "Demon Tides" game has a neat soundtrack
poolf is absolutely direall golf courses should be turned into askham bryan. nature reserves
Today Pakistan needs to>win by 64 runs>chase in 13ish oversWho will show up?Today is also the anniversary of my favourite Kohli inning when he helped India chase down 320 in 36.4 overs against Sri LankaWe needed to win within those overs to keep our chances alive for the final on NRR and we did win but then Australia lost (on purpose) to Sri Lanka in the last group match and we failed to qualify to the finalshttps://www.espncricinfo.com/series/commonwealth-bank-series-2011-12-518940/india-vs-sri-lanka-11th-match-518966/full-scorecardAnyone here old enough to remember this commonwealth tri-series?
not cricket
>>153688055>nooooo ODI isn't cricket only timeless test is
funny seeing the indian flags blow in here and totally miss the mark with their poststrying to post reddit comments on 4ch
>>153688067>nooooooo you can't double space that's reddit
>>153688067
its the content of your posts, not the formatting(lurk moar)
>convict ktfo out of the WC so bad he went crying to his nannyHowling
golf is cricket for wankers
the Mohammad Abbas beating both ends of the bat County Cricket montage is cricket Boudaryslop isn't cricket and simply never will be, it's the opposite of cricket when you think about it and exclusively for 70 IQ morons
>153688085anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>153688035The coward convict always fears the Hindu /strongmind/
britjeet your president handed over the trophy to the aussies in your home world cupit doesn't get worse than that
India will have to withdraw from the cup surely? Their greatest ally is at war
brumbies blues in 10 minsbrumbies looking good this year
>engshitter with his cuck fantasy again
>>153688200i WILL watch your sport
>KING Kohli and the convict orphan complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict orphan complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
I too like to schizopost on an ancient and barely active cricketeering forum
>>153688254based
>>153688161not to mention the jeets doctored the pitch so hard and the stadium was named after modi lmao
britjeet rattled
blues are going to get 40 put on em
>he lives in england, that is bharat
>J&K, courtesy their massive first-innings lead, win this drawn contesthow do you win a drawn contest?
its a tight one this
I hate this blues kit HATE IT
eating cheese
>>153682464
>Baz said play like SehwagNotice how the stinking engpaki didn't copy this article like the subhooman usually does. The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on
>hindu strongmindname 3 things hindus have ever achieved
>Failing to win a single gold medal at the last Olympics>Losing their home world cup final>Going a decade without winning an ICC tournament at a time when 1 was hosted every year
blues win
>>153688583wtf, how delayed is my stream
...i may have been premature
gingers bottled it
THIS IS IT
watching 'romeo must die'
>>153688651based aussie
wew what a finish fucking hellBRUMBIES WIN
>nothing on till the EPLguess i watch a replay of a spring training game
what spring training game pls can i watch
Brits have players named Salt, Butter and Curry.
aren't all your players called dick and shit
and bumthough yours are called tongue and -arse so I wouldn't throw stones
>>153688765>>153688805those are funny names in different languageangloshitters have funny name in their own language
its not that funny indiabro
alright, Dickinson
>>153688813>angloshitters have funny name in their own languageYou mean the one you're speaking right now?
>>153688832GOTTEM
>>153688715im 37mins 32 seconds into the yankees twins game from today
>>153688740Don't forget Drinkwater, Rice and Gay.
I AM SIR DRINKWATER, KEEPER OF THE THAMES*drinks water*dies from cholera
english surname: drinkwaterindian surname: dontdrinkthewater
engl*sh aka the bastard mutt mix of french/viking/roman language engshitters conquerers enforced upon them. All derived from the real daddy language Sanskrit anywayThank you based Hindu /strongmind/ PaniniFather of linguistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink
Absolutely reeks in here
>>153688950in England?I'm sure. Too many Pakis.
right off i go lunch with the ex wife for fucks sake see you in a few hours
Least cucked engshitter lol
Navi Persia (formerly Iran) and Israel will be the next cricket nations (replacing engshitters and convicts)
>>153688862>>153688854>>153688840>>153688832GONZOONGA
>>153689069“Lunch”shag em rotten fella
>>153688617dis but in urmum
placed a gigantic short on the marketfinna get u lot a treat if it wins big..yh x
didn't have sebbo down as a chud bit disappointed I have to say
tabla x
garn bed fuck youse
>>153689284
>>153688035i was 9 at that time and very CLEARLY remember that series. not sure if that counts as old to you. funnily, that was the first time i was introduced to the concept of race. in the AUS vs SL match, when AUS lost on purpose, my grandfather hurled abuses at the white race kek. in the finals, i was asked to support SL coz they were racially similar to us kek.
>>153689444TRIPS
>>153689453Based grandpa
>>153689462No wonder they pick the sheep
>babar droppedhis humiliation continues
kek I feel bad for Babarhope Pakis losex.com/babarazam258/status/1547657073587933190
>SL win the toss and choose to bowl Lmao see ya peewees
>waits until pak are 48/0 to say that
>>153682379Right here you thick pedo peewee
>Sahibzada Farhan goes past Virat Kohli to record the most number of runs in a single edition of a T20 WC
Lankans are chucking the match because if the stinky terrorists make the final it'll be in Colombo and more rupees in the grubby mitts of SLC suits. Peewees can cry over the rear end of a sheep
>>153689716kek wouldn't be surprised
Fuck her the man with his 50
Most 50-plus scores in a T20 WC edition4 - M Hayden (2007)4 - Virat Kohli (2014)4 - Babar Azam (2021)4 - Virat Kohli (2022)4 - Sahibzada Farhan (2026)*
>"drops the catch">hurts himself>forgets about the ball
>This is the highest partnership for Pakistan in any T20 WC
Lankans are cheating, Kiwi bros
Don't let all this war talk get in the way of the fact that Sri Lanka is fixing the match for Pakistan's win and it's a good thing
outgot himfuck offbetter nate than lever
>ICC Match
>>153690063>starting a greentext>give up on it and make an image instead>forget to delete the text
Highest partnerships in T20 WC (any wicket)176 - Sahibzada Farhan & Fakhar Zman (PAK) vs SL, Pallekele, 2026*175* - Tim Seifert & Finn Allen (NZ) vs UAE, Chennai, 2026170* - Jos Buttler & Alex Hales (ENG) vs IND, Adelaide, 2022168 - Quinton de Kock & Rilee Rossouw (SA) vs BAN, Sydney, 2022166 - Mahela Jayawardene & Kumar Sangakkara (SL) vs WI, Barbados, 2010154 - Ibrahim Zadran & Rahmanullah Gurbaz (AFG) vs UGA, Providence 2024
aryan pakis showing abbos their rightful place
Century for Prince Farhan
Most individual hundreds in T20 WCs2 - Chris Gayle2 - Sahibzada Farhan>Only Babar Azam (3) has more hundreds for Pakistan in T20Is
pakibros...
lolwhat a poolapsebut they've already scored enough that it doesn't matter
>inb4 Pakis all out
what the fuck were Lankans thinking choosing to bowl first?
*complete anglo silence*
I have a breeding fetish
Pakistan are eliminated if Sri Lanka score 147
>Paki fielding
>Pakistan has declared war on AfghanistanEffects on WC?
53 runs off 55 balls
Why don't we get more games like cricket 07 anymore?
>>153690846Its funny that despite all of this Pakistan and Afghanistan continues to play each other.
Don't think Pakistan get to the semi-finals lads. Just a hunch though
>>153690846India super power (also win wc)
Not a good day for goat botherers.
>New Zealand qualified for the semissheep shaggers wongoat shaggers lost
how funny it'd be if Lankans actually win the match from this point
happy for Sri Lanka
Always liked sri lankans
>Cackistan
>First time in 27 innings, Usman Tariq went wicket-less in T20 cricket. 43 runs today is the most he conceded in his 46-match T20 career.
kekaroo
paki bros we won!
>inb4 we lose to Windies tomorrow
>set Shit Wanka 213 to win, who had been bowled out for 95 by England and made 107/8 versus NZ>they almost do itlol, lmaosemisSA v NZ (unless SA shit themselves bigly)Eng v Ind/WI (unless SA shit themselves bigly)
monthly ex wife meet up was alright actuallythis sign sums up London though
Also went to a craft beer place where pints were £18What the actual fuck £18
>>153691945WOW.Shameless.
>>153691945Just not test cricket that
Just woke up. Looks like we have once again made the semis. We really are elite as fuck
Is 'who lost by the smallest margin against England' really the best tie breaker they could have come up with for deciding the top 4 of a world cup?
unbelievable need your advice /cric/ had a parcel delivered, but i was out photo shows the package being dropped off with my neighbour (opposite my apartment) but he hasn't left it outside my place, and hes been out since and i've been home and he's not dropped it by did he steal it? should i knock? what the fuck are my options here should i call the po po
>>153692606
>apartment foy it's callled a flat, or a nang gaff
thanks lads great advice
lol as if the police care about your parcel, especially if you're in Donedon or something Just knock and see if they have jt
Riveting discussion, /brit/zoloids
so I see NZ won.. again...
Just accept the loss and move on lad, part and parcel of living in a big city innit. We both know you wouldn't give up having yummy tikka masala for your parcel back, have a review and get racism caught out behind for a duck lad.
>>153692606Vote Restore Britain. They'll get your parcel back.
What a shitshow of a match that was but job done pakis are out>win the toss and bowl 1st 3x>lose 3xLankans too big brained for cricket>>153691424Windies played a group match there already so they'll know the pitch. Honestly it's 50/50
>>153693164who the fuck are restore britain
this one goes out to my boy zachyit's good to have you back brother https://youtu.be/3T5hiI6nTbw?si=t87TTwcnd_HUynvn
a HUGE night in store for pooper league and /nrl/
>>153692606it's not that complex lad, just knock on the door when you know he's home, tell him that you can see it was dropped to his door (show photo) and ask for the parcelif he get's defensive, either slap the shit out of him and take what's yours or just tell the bobbiesyou may be overthinking it
https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?si=RSVv4CYExgU3yyrpbest song this decade
junkie music
>>153693523my dear brawd I didn't want you to miss me
>>153693640what isn't?
you mean a lot to this little community zachy https://youtu.be/LTK2HXK2jP4?si=TM4sjWruQGBpHYVZ
>ktfo of the WC by an already eliminated Sri Lanka>Indo-Afghan alliance bombing the shit out of your Northern regions>USA using you as a cumrag to launch strikes on your neighbourHowling
>fightstarexcellent band Grand Unification is a concept album based on NGE. it should basically be considered proghonestly think their music is better than Deftones (reddit)
my favourite bard covers in order:1. Chase and Status - End Creditshttps://voca.ro/19k0WlrKmYME2. Sia - Titaniumhttps://voca.ro/1232QYWnbglj3. Matt Heckler - midnight sunhttps://voca.ro/1hZDT5z2IO1J4. John Denver - Take me home country roadshttps://voca.ro/1oeSNWLz9TZf
as nu-metal goes, fightstar is about as good as it gets
>>153693710Fuck that chase and status cover is decent though
based bard
I like to listen to good music
I liked his mac miller-good news cover the best
>listening to musicjust sit in silence and dread you fucking posers
he isn't blessed with particularly good taste in music Bard, can play guitar and sing a bit though. mogs me
have posted a few posts in /cg/ today in case anyone is interested
>>153693770So why do you listen to Nine Inch Nails on your redditbox then?
NIN is also junkie music, much like cameron winters and geese
https://youtu.be/gjPEkIqOCvA
>>153693780x
didn't know Cameron Winter is Jewish desu his Wikipedia page has recently been updated great songwriter seems he is gonna go full Leonard Cohen with his next album
more like Trent RezNERD kek gottern
he has basically played the entirety his next album live there are no 'love takes miles' pop songs really. he has said in interviews he hates that song the banger will basically be 'if you turn back now'. it's a banger even if it's slow as. full Leonard Cohen mode
leonard cohen is really good if you've got a needle full of heroin in your arm
I'm glad he's around anyway. Gives me hope
>>153693927speaking from experience?
>110bpm and a monotone voicewhat a banger!
Heavy Metal is a modern classic Up there with Astral Weeks honestly
noticed loads of Indian flags posting during the t20 world cup
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Why is /mlb/ obsessed with a retired baseball player who literally nobody else cares about?
