Recopa21:30 - Flamengo (0) vs (1) LanusLibtardoresNow - Guaraní 1 - 1 Juventud21:30 - Deportes Tolima (1) - (0) Deportivo TáchiraFixture 26/02: www.promiedos.com.arprevious: >>153666674
my waifu
>>153676619
One of the best threads ever
A second Nerman goal has hit the net
>>153676628An American woman? Stay cucked lil bro
>>153676628What's that on her teethDo dentists really
>>153676645>is that... NATURAL TEETH!????
>>153676619Every day I thank God for not making me a vascaíno.
>BANFIELDOH NO NO NO NO
>>153676627>no yellow for diving
>NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE JUVENTUS
GOL
Marcelo Gallardo | Welcome to River Plate
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL LA JUVEEEEE
>>153676627neymar is a fag
>crying of happinnesI really, honest to God, hope the best for Juventud
Youthbros...
>>153676628>>153676656ela tem piercing de denchi
>>153676793qrd for juventud?
Youth from The Stones deserved it.
>>153676812>Too small to be hated.>Not a SAD.>Performing surprisingly good at copalib qualifiers.
VasCAIDA confirmed
>>153676812>Not Pitiful nor Badborn>Not a SAD>From the mighty city of The Stones>A small club with a decent following
Vasco sure lose a lot for a "big" team
>>153676725Dedesa do vascoSargento pincelDidi, dedé, mussum e zacarias
No te va muñeco
Neymar is bigger than Jesus. Bigger than black beans even.
O novo técnico do Banfield é o senhor...
>>153676898Beymar is Ni-
Driussi whistled kek
https://x.com/futebol_info/status/2027175637534777561>Neymar, when asked if today's performance brings a call-up to the Brazilian National Team closer:>"Last week they said I was the worst player in the world. I think in the last game I played better than today, but today I scored 2 goals, so that's what matters. Football is like that: one day you're the worst player in the world, you don't belong and you're retired. The next, you score 2 goals and you're the best, you have to go to the World Cup, you're the number 10… I'm living day by day, dedicating myself and trying to stay in the best possible shape. I feel good."Neymar is back
>>153676984100% JESUS
>>153676984too bad we already have all mid and attack fulfilledestevão, raphinha, endrick, rodrygo, vinicius, martinelli, pedro etc. nerman is a bit too late
Gallardo is finally ready to coach galo
>>153676984I feel goodSo goodSo goodEtc etc
damthis time slot is stacked
>>153677037ESPN abruptly cut away from the river match for this meme supercup
>>153676627>>153676725>the duality of Neymar>>153676984I love him so much>>153677007Shut up Carlo, I will hunt you down
Is Gallardo getting sacked after this game or sth? It gives this vibe
>>153677090he quit the other day and this is his farewell match
>>153677090He's going to jail for his crimes against football
It's over....
>>153677090He was mentioned on the Epstein files and is being extradited to the USA.
>>153677100Haven't watched River in a few months, how much was Collidio responsible for this?
L’anus brooos
GANO RIVER EN EL ULTIMO PARTIDO DE GALLARDO COMO DT PERO TODO EL ESTADIO SILBO A LOS JUGADORES PESE A LA VICTORIA POR 3 A 1 FRENTE A BANFIELD
>>153677158PartiallyYou can read details herehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153650360/#153657732https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153650360/#153657866Gallardo was bothered with Martinez Quarta, Acuña, and Driussi too
Press F to pay respects bros
>>153677189S for Sapardo
CARRASCRACK
It's gallardoverfor real this time.....[spoiler]until we meet again[/spoiler]
>>153677177I've read. I used to bet on River pretty much all the time (that's why i watched them) and couldn't stand Colidio. One of the least reliable attacking players. That guy wasn't looking to play, he was looking to be fouled. Literally all i remember him do was being disposessed.
SE FUE GALLARDO PARA SIEMPREhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cgiNGZBMnms
>>153677230he'll be back in a year
>farewell game>3-1 okay.... meme magic
>>153677013>>153677132>>153677171>>153677189>>153677230>>153677255>>153677281KWAB
Press F to pay respects to sapardo
>>153677189Did he die?
>>153677280Hard to believe since Vascardo is going to sign a three year contract with my team
Will he coach another team this time? seems like he's too lazy to even bother anymore. Saudi League was obviously just for the money.
>>153676627Why is he like this? Why did he give up on football so early? After he left barca he didn't give a fuck anymore
>>153677320Vasco x Rivver Sudaca Cup Final incoming
Lo de River es magistral
>>153677324He's ready for the MLS
se va el pajero ese y ahi si ganan, que caraduras son en river
>>153677090They are calling him ceasescu
>>153677337He had his moments in psg
>>153677377Los goles de Driussi que ya van a venir...
Is it possible to be straight and support Flamengo?
>>153677324He needs to chill for a while, it would be kino seeing him go back to his (coach) roots.
>>153677427wtf is this real?
AHAHAHHAHAHAMIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTAAAAAAAA
MEME GOOOOOOOOOAL OF L'ANUS, CASTLEEEEE PUTS THE 1-0
The bed was real.Million fublo players MUST DIE
You guys happy? Are you happy now? Our boomer is having a stroke and you think it's fine?
>>153677454Webm pls
once again, lanus does it
2026 recopa doesn't count
>>153677427Real. Ive seen this before with gatos. Haters will say its AI
How the fuck Felipe Luis can defend Ayrton Lucas? This nigga always fucks up. We have a 35y left wing-back that is clearly too old for the position and his substitute somehow is way worse.
AHHAHAHAHAHALANUS WHYYYY
they're robbing my l'anus
errou penalti
it's over
still 1x0 here
Flamengada bros.... this cant be happening...
is it closs narrating in ESPN 2?
Lanus being roubated. But drawering is still good for us, Lanus fans.
god i love hearing Flor speaking>>153677476
>>153677536lmao
>>153677536Rossi did nothing wrong.That def is retarded.
>>153677427The goyim have gone insane
>>153677536MIRÁ ROSSI DONDE ESTÁAA!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8xs_mQxfv4
>>153677536Ayyyyyyy lmao
>>153677536fucking lmaoooooooo, this is the champion of the Americas
BIG
>>153677546>Lucas Limahaven't heard this name in ages
It's always "Mira Rossi donde está" but it's never "How is Rossi today?"
coimabol o mengao
>>153677553Cuquitabros, we won
>>153677536OH NO NO NO HAHAHAA
SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES
>>153677536Ayrtom lucas is a retard
diniz welcome to river plate
>>153677629NAOOOOO
BRING ME CAGARITA SHUNIORS
We're hiring.Do you want to work in a place full of people from all over Latin America? Are you a hands-on person who is fully dedicated to making our general better? Then come to Copalib!We are currently looking for people to take on the roles of new Schizo and Benigno. If you think you have the right qualities for the job, send me a message with your CV and we'll look into it.
enough with schizos
>>153677536Felipe diniz
>>153677670There will never be another benigno:(
>>153677681That's what you said about the last Benigno
>>153677553Kek
>>153677708Is this le epic banter?
>>153677714Only if he had edited out the ears
diniz' river plate campeao copa sudamericana 2026
>>153677723I would like to see Renato Gaúcho in River
>>153677748He can't play futevôlei in Buenos Aires
>>153677751You don't need to have a beach to play futevôlei. Just dump a ton of sand in a lotI live in san paolo and there's 2 futvolei places in my street alone
We're not shit today
>>153677748lmao imagine all the milipilis that renato portaluppi would fuck in CABA
>>153677777nice quints dude
>>153677777Based pic and based quids
Execrate, profanate, estuprate Filipe Luís
>>153677811Deliciously
>>153676834>>153676851>Not a SADWhy you guys lie?
>>153677844I think they're pretty happy with the victory
>>153677427Jajaja
imagine losing 2 ez copas like that lolfilipinho is a hack who heavily relied on arraxca and the fact that they have the best squad in the continent
>>153677785>>153677786Thanks
>paquetoplanusbros it's over
THEY ARE STEALATING MEU LANUS
penalty
GAL DE TOLIMATolima toliminating Tachira, 2-0 on aggregated
>>153678067Nevermind, offside. HandballCouldn't catch replay, stream froze
>>153678067Recoba bros...
LANUS GOT CHIQUI TAPIA'D.
>(p)lamengo
SI SI FLAMENGO SI SI CARIBE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK FLAMERDA
>L’Anusbros….
Good game today
Señoras y señores penal ara Flamengo
Pulgar would make a great femboy
>>153678151most mestizo men would desu. beardless, smooth bodies, short statures, round faces with feminine adipose deposits.
GAL DE TACHIRAON THE ADITIONAL TIME TACHIRA TIES THE AGGREGATED SCORE, TENEMOS PENALES EN COLOMBIA>>153678149Ara ara...
Penalties in Colombia! Also this fucking captcha is a pain in the ass...
Tolima will choke
Mengo here. I'm not celebrating this title, this game was tainted and I am ashamed. 2 nothing penalties?!
i dont you're actually a mengo fan
>>153678247
LLEGO EL PRIMERO, ESTUDIANTES DE RIO CUARTO GANO POR PRIMERA VEZ EN LO QUE VA DEL CAMPEONATO, FUE DE LOCAL POR 2-0 FRENTE A HURACAN, MIENTRAS QUE RACING PARECE HABER PERDIDO EL IMPULSO DEL 2025 Y EMPATO DE LOCAL FRENTE A INDEPENDIENTE RIVADAVIA DE MENDOZA, PENALES EN LA FINAL DE FLAMENGO - LANUS LUEGO DEL TRIUNFO DEL MENGAO POR 2-1 EN LOS 90 MINUTOS EN UN PARTIDO PARA EL OLVIDO DONDE EL EQUIPO DE RIO DE JANEIRO CONVIRTIO DOS PENALES, FILIPI LUIS TE CHOCA UN FERRARI
Tolima O----Tachira X----Missed:Missed: Cariaco
>>153678247Welcome to my twisted world.
>>153676619Ayrtom lucas é um verme
>>153678272Lanus best player
Tolima OO---Tachira XX---Missed:Missed: Cariaco; Balza
>>153678262NO HAY PENALES TODAVIA, ME LA COMI DOBLADA
gg l'anus
I thought they would go for penulties inmediately
>>153678247And both were right
Tolima OOX--Tachira XXX--Missed: RoviraMissed: Cariaco; Balza; PolleroBtw Tachira gk is brazilian
>>153678293Conmebol chnaged
>extra timegood night, shan't keep watchin'
>>153678247Lanus got 2 disallowed goals on the first match
flapengo
>Gallardo leaving early so the fans can boo the playerskek
Tolima IN
Those penalties in Colombia were so shit, it was either a great penalty, or a shit penalty or a slip.
>>153678313Sweet dreams anão, tomorrow youll wake up to the news that l'Anus won, 5 x 2.
What a sovlfvl penalty shootout
Tolima OOXO-Tachira XXX--Missed: RoviraMissed: Cariaco; Balza; PolleroTACHIRA ELIMINATED, venecos are so shit at penalties>>153678304Tolima gk***********FUCK THIS CAPTCHA
>those penalties
GOL DEL MENGÃO PORRAAAAAAAAAA
2 gols lanuslados
Futebol brasileiro tá a lanus luz do argentino
>>153678324serious?
I sleep
>>153678440I can see her lanus.
>Paquetá By the way, who the fuck is this guy?I know Paquetá and he doesn't look like that, this is a body double. I can't be the only one who noticed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOLACOOOO>GOLACOOOOGOLACOOOO>GOLACOOOOGOLACOOOO>GOLACOOOOGOLACOOOO>GOLACOOOOGOLACOOOO>GOLACOOOOGOLACOOOO>GOLACOOOO
FILIPI LUIS CHOCO EL FERRARI Y L'ANUS ES EL MEJOR DEL CONTINENTE
L’Anusbros!
LANUSLANUSLANUSLANUSLANUSLANUS
Flamengo or Lanus goal?
>FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA >FLAMERDA
Going to take a vacation from copalibSee you guys in a month
Golaço
>L'anus campeaoLanus bros ww@?
flamenbros... Our excuse?
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAAH VARMENGOBROS?
>>153678564not enough penalties
KEK
Oh no no no!
>A C A B O UA C A B O U>A C A B O UA C A B O U>A C A B O UA C A B O U>A C A B O UA C A B O U>A C A B O UA C A B O U>A C A B O UA C A B O U
y mira como se abre de piernas la perra de la coimabol
HAHAHAHAHAHAOH NONONONONO Y VA EL TERCERO Y GOL DE LANUS Y GOL DE LANUS Y GOL DE LANUS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>flamidia
ganhamo
MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA MIRA ROSSI DONDE ESTA
Maracanazo as usual
thankfully i didn't went to sleep
>>153678564Velocidade lanus
>>153678573is that Iron Lung starring actor Mark Fishbasch?
DAMN 3-2 L'ANUS OTRA VEZ, FLAMENGO LA RECONTRA PECHEO DE LOCAL, HISTORICO, FILIPI LUIS NUNCA SERA DINIZ
>lanus won both gamesNOW what's the excuse?
aKINO
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
football won today
Flamengo is disgustingNauseating team
>>153678601They don’t care remember
I was saying booo-no henrique
>seu time nao e o lanus
which part of lanus are you guys from?
THE LITTLE SMELL
>muh gorillion dollars teamkwab
Recup is not a serious title btw.
>>153678642what's he thinking now?
>>153678642The alternarive for those who dont want to expose this young women and be sexist calling her a whore
>>153678643now say it without crying
>we lost to this without shooting at goal ONCEi fucking hate abel lixeira so much
HOLY KWAB, memengo exposed as usual.
>>153678642built for ___
>>153678564we only care about libertadores™
>>153678661staying up late
boa antis, vocês venceram hoje pena que o mengazzo vai papar 2 desses 3: brasileiro, copa do brasil e libertaNO MÍNIMOaproveitem a noite, vermes
>>153678643nao conta
lmao, argentinos jrs bunch of fucking retads
Say the line, flamengo
TOMA NEGRO PUTO TOMA LA TENES BIEN ADENTRO MACACO SUCIO
Are you guys happy? Ourguy is having a strokeRMP cancelled his live he rushed to the hospitalAre you happy?
>>153678671Vai tomar no cu piranha
anon no, i must activate protocol now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126XtK_egIoLet's see Playmobil passate the pano for Flamerda.
>>153678683You just remembered me: an ohiggins fan was arrested yesterday
Silencio na favela!
>>153678684fr or you just memeing?
>>153678705I dont know but he stopped posting about 30 min ago
A favela é campeã brasileira e da libertadores btw
>another Mariconazolol burn down that mufa cancha already.
>>153678717Kek
>Decided to not care about Lanus today.>They win.Man, I missed some good shit...
>>153678705none of this internet faggots care about their team. the more the team loses, more money goes to their pockets
>>153678717this isn't even a real titleFilipe started the B team
>>153678724>RMP>internet faggotslol come on, he got more decades as journo than you have of life
you now remember nicolas de la cruz
>>153678731well, goodbye to your 3rd keeper spot at world cup chorumín rossi
I feel like De La Sus will end at inter or Grêmio at some point
>>153678759I already posted a webm of this goal, you didn't need to get from twitter
>>153678721Venezuela bro why did you try to kill Maduro?
not the time to lose to argenchinos, especially after the vini incident
>>153678731the B team also cost a ronaldinhon dollars
this game was riggedno sane person would commit two bizarre errors like that(((they))) control the show and rigged this in order to keep you watchingthis last goal sealed the deal for me, it's theatre, a big spetacle and I'm not being part of it
>>153678780dw brazillian police will take revenge for that and this
MON..
>>153678573Pay attention to who's NOT! marking Canale
>>153678789Bro, just stop being poor.
Good news, ourguy is alive and wellhttps://www.youtube.com/live/kaddrjbJgNY?feature=share
>>153678789money doesnt matterin the end they're just men, failed mencall me when flamengo fields 11 Jesus Christs, then they should have a massive advantage
>>153678806Being poor worked for Lanus...
is lanus bigger than racing? discuss
seu time não é o bayern, psg, corinthians, são paulo, fluminense, volta redonda e bangu
MACACO NEGRO PUTO LA TENES ADENTRO
>>153678731Independiente fags still remember that copita suramericana in the maracana like the most epic battle of the universe.Now you'll have lanus fags for decades remembering this win>muh club de barrio, maracanazo, 1/100000 your budget.Also >lost against boca rejects Izquierdoz and Salvio
I am a big Lanus fan
>>153678834xGsisters…
Can't believe what we just witnessed
>>153678828and Bou
>>153678834congratulations to flamengo for winning the "ball possession" and "shots on target" cups
Well, at least I can go to sleep knowing Vasco in the last place in the league.
>>153678849>GORE>NATOWhat the fuck is this nigga selling.
Maybe monos would win more if they didn't eat so many beans
>>153678745>decades as a parasite is something to be proud of
>>153678865He cares about O GIGANTE DA COLINA more than his own team, such is the life of an anti
>W-WE DON'T CARE NOT A REAL TROPHYkek
Lucas Paquetá pelo Flamengo:- Vice da Recopa- Vice da Supercopa - Vice do Brasileirão em 2018- Vice da Sul-Americana em 2017- Vice da Copa do Brasil em 2017
Congratulations to any Lanús fans who might be reading this. I'll never forget your heroics of 2025 and 2026.>>153678731This might be a false flag, but>flamengo's president scheduled an extraordinary meeting with the players and football staff to press them over the recent bad resultshttps://odia.ig.com.br/esporte/flamengo/2026/02/7212014-bap-faz-cobrancas-e-aumenta-pressao-no-flamengo-antes-de-decisao-na-recopa.html>fans booed the team before the start of the game against Madureira>in that same game, they chant "quinta-feira é guerra" anticipating the game against Lanús in the Maracanãhttps://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/flamengo/noticia/2026/02/22/filipe-luis-festeja-vitoria-do-flamengo-e-comenta-vaias-da-torcida-quero-reverter-essa-situacao.ghtmlBonus for Filipinho saying that only Real Madrid has as much pressure as Flamerda.Now tell me again they don't care.
>2025Conta, não conta year>2026Não importa coping statement
flamerda lost to A FUCKING SLICE OF SALAMI
>>153679007KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>lanus champion of the continent>gallardo sackedand only two months in 2026
>>153678780But argentinos was eliminated yesterday at home against barcecopia
>>153678873GO RENATO
So good seeing flamengo fail againGod knows how much I missed it
THE MACACO DESTROYER
flamemebros..paquetasisters...
>platense won bigly>independiente rivadavia won bigly>lanus won bigly (twice)small boludao teams are popping off
>>153679274Imagine living in Bahia and both of your clubs get humiliated in the same week. Terrible time to be a baiano.
>>153679330I misunderstood your post and my heart skipped a beat
>RossiKekargentina lost today
>>153679357Rossi stopped being argenchinian the moment he stepped in brasileirao. He's a honorary brasileiro.
>>153679330palmeiras won doe
>>153679428
>>153679484What's this expression trying to convey?
there should be a category for not quite big but not quite small clubswe can call them 'medium' clubs
Gallardo to Flamengo
>>153679698No such thing
argentinian undisputed big 10
>>153679855Does this include the summer international super champions recoup?
>>153679783They already made a movie like this. And then remade it. Then remade it again.
reminder argentinians call even our whites monkeysthey hate us
>>153680250They should make a movie about an argentinian and a brazilian stuck on a space stationCall it /astrolib/
I have a hairy ass but I'm not brazilian
Bom chia copalib
/copalib/ rd department latest masterpiece: beanana
>it's 3pm somewhere Whoah
>mariconazoWhy is football so gay
What are our predictions for the draw? Whoever is right 3 times gets a free dick pic
>>153680730sao paulo 1x0 PalmeirasGol de calleri
joga muito
I hate females
Uno se va pero no se va nunca-marcello gallardoThis is very deep and meaningful
Cavani ist healthy to play on saturday.
Lanus is the secon argentinian team to be champion in marcanã. The first one was the argentina nt.
>>153680885and Independiente
Inter miami beat del valle in a friendly in porto rico.
INSOLITONSOLITO
>>153680885And it won't be the last one...>25 OF FEBRUARY 2027, ESTADIO MARACANA, MIRASSOL VS BARRACAS CENTRAL
Messis ground fame is whack
he is the bad bunny of bad bunnys countryHe should do the next superbowl halftime show.
Fellas be angry at rogério vaughan for narrating lanus goal.normally instead of pretending to be sad
What now, flafags?Should Felipe Luis be fired?Are you regretful for FLA no signing Kaio Jorge for 50m euros?I sincerely can't see Flamengo winning a championship this year. Unless Flamengo ended up spending 100m-200m euros to sign younger and better players. A winger capable of scoring goals, a decent n9 capable of fighting for the position with Pedro, new wingbacks. Felipe Luis hates Pedro despite him being one of the only niggas scoring goals for the team.>but he is slow and he is not playing wellIs there any other striker capable of scoring goals hiding inside FL's ass? Plata runs like a motherfucker but the lil nig can't score goals for shit. Samuel Lino shoots at goal like he was a girl. BTW, since Adriano Flamengo is incapable of producing a decent n9. It means nothing to be the "South American RM" if your u-20 is pure shit, shittier than a lot of poorer br teams like Palmeiras, São Paulo, Cruzeiro.
Could bodoglimt beat fluminense
Messis imagined libertadoresHe lost to alianzaHe beat idv, barcecopia and a.nalAnd he tied with palmeiras
>>153678573Que golazo lpmqtrmp>>153678440Nice pits
He also tied with newells
Imagine being handed the win and still losing lmao
Globolixo won't let Flaputa pass the year without titles but it’s been funny so far
I like filipe luis tho. He looks gente boa, was a good player, very professional. Flacachorra dont deserve him
>>153680885>>153680889You're forgetting when Boca won la septima in 2023.
cariocas and people from Rio see a piece of salame and lose their minds
>>153681160Did they look at you and start screaming?
Flamerda tomou en L'Anus jajaja
o boneco galhardo se foi kķkkkkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mbIXkDXqd_I
>>153681169yes, but that's the general reaction I get everywhere I go
Uruguay brohow much does it cost for a lunch in Tacuarembó or Salto? can I eat good with 8 dollars?
didn't read the thread, just came here to post this and leave until the next thread
Mulambo don’t know how to read whats the news? mulambos should go back to Paraíba and diminish the criminality rate in Rio please God
87 is sport btw
And 05 is Internacional Fuck these bandit teams and their schemes
>brazilians started naming random numbers again
Lmao Binter never won brasileiro and never will win
>>153681325Jogo do bicho
>>153681270If you don't get too fancy, for a lunch that's ok yes, it depends where do you buy and what, maybe in a supermarket or any bar, but you can check for example here https://www.tata.com.uy/
The only grandes in Brasil are the ones that won libertadores in 70s/80s when it was actually hard. Nowadays any timinho win. Proof of this is Binter winning and losing to Mazembe in the first opportunity
>>153681358>Hoy, 1 dólar estadounidense (USD) en Uruguay vale aproximadamente entre 37.35 y 39.95 pesos uruguayos (UYU)
Yea I only come here to make fun of other teams no point in supporting my team in this forsaken shithole
I've never seen Botafogo, Cruzeiro or Atlético-MG fans in copalib.
>brasileros started calling havaianas "chinelas"get your own words mina gerais, stop stealing our shit
>>153681415When I was a kid I used to think your people called bicycle kicks "chinelas"
>>153681389There was the argensimian BTFOgo fan, but he probably died or something.
>>153681415Funny thing chinela is also used as a adjective like mulher chinela would be a cheap whore. We also call whores chinas depending on the region. So you could say china chinela but I ain’t never heard no one saying this
>>153681503stop making shit up, weirdo
>>153681389I've never seen san lorenzo fans here only haters, supposed "big" team btw
>>153681389I'm a fan of those three
Thinking about this...
>>153681503No we dont.
This poster >>153681503 inadvertedly exposed himself as a gaúcho
>>153681527>>153681504https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinelagem Uncultured macaco preto retards
>>153678642can anyone explain me this meme? is this sexual perchance?
https://ge.globo.com/futebol/futebol-internacional/futebol-argentino/noticia/2026/02/23/futebol-argentino-anuncia-greve-em-apoio-a-presidente-da-federacao-investigado-por-fraude.ghtmlWhat the fuck is going on in Argentina?
I'm never saying that word again
>>153681525If you look at the table backwards vasco is champion
>>153681549if you see a green flag it's certainly sexual
>>153681549https://youtube.com/shorts/9TtAeKeC1IE?si=Y11-wB6h9v7lMK3W
>>153681525Yes its early but if any of these teams don’t win in the next 2 rounds it’s over already
>>153681503brasilero be like>eu prefere meu chinas com chinelas
>>153681575>brasileiros saw a fish and immediately associate it with being whorewhy are they like this
>>153681358things are very expensivehow much does it cost 1kg of parmesao?
>>153681615What the fuck kind of question is that? Youre a rat or something? lmaooo
>>153681367>Minimum wage is around 24k pesos>bottle of 2l coke zero costs 185 pesos
>>153681646I remember pre pandemic coca cola was 6 reais herenow it is 11
>>153681615>>153681625Uruguay is expensive as shit for no reason at all. That's why any good self respecting Uruguayan will but stuff illegally imported from Brazil.
>>153681659>2l of water was 3k guaraníes>no is 5k
>>153681666I heard at least your minimum wage is way higher than hereOur pardos and poor CLT (people who work 8AM to 5PM) receive 1200 reais monthLike you cant even buy beans sand rice every day
>>153681608>the country that ahs tango as national dance and had a whore as president complain about being too sexual
Minimum wage jobs are a lot more stressful than movies make it out to be. Specially when extra hours are mandatory I have no idea how Milei gets away with it
How many liters of milk can you buy with one minimum wage in your country, copalib. For me, it's about 400
>>153681719About 270 liters
I remember working at a factory once because I needed some cash getting pretty exhausted after 9 hours and counting the minutes to go home only for my supervisor to come in and tell everyone we would be staying 3 more hours that day
>>153681719Around 700 since the price of 1lt of milk is 40 pesos or around that.
>>153681736Sorry I should say between 500 to 600.
>>153681735That's ok, I'm sure argentinos love to work for 12h every day
>>153679855You can't convince me to call Lanus, San Lorenzo, Velez, Newells, Rosario, Huracan, AAAJ and Arsenal big teams
>>153681888not as empty as palmeiras o binter arena
Flamengo took the wrong wayLanus took the long way
>>153681864If you dont call them.big teams, peronchos will come back
>>153681864El anus has done more in this decade than the other teams combined
Equipe rocket na velocidade lanus
>Makes shit team relevant again>Gets booed by his own fan base???
>>153681961me on the left vibecoding instead of watching that trash called "flamengo"
>>153681961>shit teamthat's the greatest squad in the continent and he made them pay 25m on Samu Lino, nearly lost their best forward because he doesn't fit his semen slurping euro system (Pedro won them key games at basuleirão btw) and now approved 40m on fucking Paquetá If it wasn't for Rossi at Libertadores and Arraxca at brasileiro he'd be done
mom made fucking bilolas for almuerzojust came home from work and have to deal with this shit
I suggest not looking up what "bilola" means (it means exactly what you are thinking)
i'm talking bilolas on a food context not a sexual context
>>153681979ypur mom also made a boiola some decades ago, i heard she deeply regret it
I porrated my cuequita during a siesta, this is a new low for me
>>153681986it looks like bananas with bbq sauce
>>153682036Anon he's eating DICK
>>153681961People will insist that recopa is not important
>>153682049sure I mean it's friday
>>153681975>that's the greatest squad in the continentHe sincerely believes this
>>153682132on paper? yes, if you take palmeiras there's like 3 players who would get into flamengo's squadflaco/roque and the right back because royal is retarded but that's about it
hungry as fuck because there was no protein in the bilolasthanks, mom
>>153681044KWABssi the FRAUD
>>153682300The protein is in the balls.
brasileros be like>eu fico pronto cacetinho rellheno do bilola na meu gargantinha
>>153681666if you need to smuggle something then it's the government fault
>>153681975It depends. As a whole Flamengo's main team on paper is better than Palmeira's but Palmeiras have better strikers/players capable of scoring goals. Vitor Roque, Lopez, Allan, Arias, Paulinho>Pedro(in his current form), Arrascaeta, Samuel Lino, Cebolinha, Plata, Paqueta, Luiz Araujo. Flamengo's wingers are mediocre at best.>>153682293Allan and Arias would be FLA main players.
My mom feeds my grandparents vegetable slop every single day and then complains they have diarrhea.
>>153682505What would a protein focused meal for elderly would look like? Eggs, cheese, liver? I don't think they could do well trying to chew meat. Otherwise you are right.
Portenos are just like us!
>>153682516>I don't think they could do well trying to chew meatThey have good teeth all things considered, but chicken shouldn't be too hard to chew on if it's cooked well.
>>153682523i've never seen anyone eat pizza with a knife and fork
>>153682523eating with forks and knife should be the norm
>>153682561>>153682567A dualidachi dos muleques
>>153682561cringe>>153682567based
do brazilians really eat pizza with knife and fork? am i being jested?
>>153682645Here in São Paulo, everyone uses it. At Bostil, I imagine they eat with their tails.
>>153682645Yes and they eat bananas with the ass.
>Here in São Paulo, everyone uses it
B-bros, is this image real?
>>153682645porteños do it as well. it's a thing for wealthy people in general. pizza is poor people food but it's really good so they like to eat it in a more "refined" way
What you saw yesterday was the future of football. Filipinho Europa, the most avant-garde manager in Brazil, is a pioneer in the implementation of data science in the sport. While other coaches rely on naked eye impressions and scorelines, Filipinho understands that the best way to approach the sport is to trust the data science. His eyes can deceive him. The only trustworthy source of information are stats on pass accuracy, kilometres ran, average speed, pass accuracy and other data that can be captured during training and during matchday. When Filipinho said in the post-game conference that Flamengo were superior to Lanús, he knew what he was saying. The fans, who, I must respectfully say, don't understand football in a technical level, decided to trust their eyes and say Flamengo were terrible during the game. But a highly skilled professional like Filipinho knows he can't be fooled by his senses. He checks the data. And the data shows Flamengo were better. The 3-2 scoreline was an unfortunate accident. So what is it going to be? Are you going to stick to your antiquate methods of analysis, or are you going to shut up and trust the data science?
Pizza is only good with pineapple
>>153682820congratulations for the cup possesion and shots on target. guardiola truly ruined this sport beyond repair
>>153682837Preach>wanting to play like it's futsal>passes near their own area, even the goalkeeper is in>shocked when they get scored Dumb faggots
>>153682820I'm sorry, I just think getting my hands all greasy is gross.
>>153682820the only stat that matters is who acored more goals
Pokemon sucundún soon.
Food arguments are so silly, It's simple:thin crust = handsthick crust = knife and fork
>>153682837>>153682870This is the type of mindset that sets us back relative to Europe. Sure, Lanús won. Big deal. But did you know Flamengo had more than 3x Lanús's xG and 81% of the passes in the game happened either in the midfield or Lanús' side of the pitch? This clearly shows Flamengo held the ball on offense during nearly all of the match. At the end of the day, this is what matters the most.
>>153682888soul vs soulful. first pokemon to be translated into PTBR ever btw
>>153682921send a letter to FIFA, saying that Flamengo had more possession so they should be the champions.
>>153682888Don't tell me "waves" in spanish is OLEAJEunserious language s.m.h.
>ey hermano, vamonos a siurfar unas oleajesIt's just not a serious language.
don't feel bad flameniggs. lanus is a really strong and hard team to beat in national and international cups. they do it really good for some reason way better than any other argentinian club.at the same time they are a meme in the league they only have those big dick powers when playing cups not even joking
>>153682950we say olas here
>>153682926>first pokemon to be translated into PTBR ever btw>implying this is a good thing
>>153682921fuck off diniz
Eating with your own hands is something I expect from a mexican, or a Muslim t b h
>>153682959>when a hispanohablante meets you he WAVES at you and say "ola que tal"Wow...
>>153682888It will be the first Pokemon game I will buy since Sun and Moon.
>>153682962Diniz is radically anti-data and anti-europeisms. People incorrectly accuse him of being a Guardiola wannabe when in reality he tries to do the exact opposite. The only similarity with Filipinho is that he also uses the "we had more possession and created more chances" cope when he loses.
>>153682926I now remember ONDALook at this doggo btw
>>153682985ayo did nigga be boughting a switch 2
https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/2027447458171650136Cavani's back is still fuckedBoca will respect his contract (ends in december)The player doesn't want to make drastic decisions yet
>>153682985I hope this one will be good and innovate in some way, I love the franchise out of nostalgia but the games can be very disappointing to play.
Cuando una gauchita visita el Rio de Janeiro
haven't done literally anything at work today, monday i will have to make an excuse to not show up at daily meeting
>>153682645no, they eat pizza with talleres, but first they used something called "talleres mayores" to cut the slices
>>153683053"i shat myself" is my go-to
>>153682688how does armpit tastes like bros?
>>153682990This is a big similarity
>>153682977I usually say buen dia or buenas
>>153683047All three are above my league
>>153683061Wtf
>no chapecohense>No goy-as
>>153682977OLA FAMILIA COMO ANDA VOCE
>>153683112Probably not as good as girls feet
>>153683134What if it's night time? tln9c65
>>153683177that's when I say buenas
>>153682977Portufaladores:>ola galera *waves* vou olhar meu club do regatas do remo x nautico.
>>153683188>>ola galera *waves* vou olhar meu club do regatas do remo x nautico.I heard many people say this
>>153683177OLA FAMILIA BOA NOITE COMO ANDA VOCE
>>153683126Coaches aren't creative for making up excuses. They just pick from a list:>it's the calendar>we're tired>the scoreline doesn't reflect what the game really was>this pitch is terrible>the referee robbed us>they came here to defend>they were playing for a single set piece>we had more possession>we had more shots>the season is just starting>the season is endingAt least Filipe Luis has the authoral "mérito total do adversário".
Prestianni is an early contender for kwaboty latino
>>153682645Hands = homePizzeria = forks and knivesAlthough alot of times i will just use my hands regardless if im in public or not
>>153682888I like the green angry bird they have
Lanus won because they scored more gols.
Flameme along with Palmeme became brasileiro teams which means they only win brasileiro competitions which are all rigged. But they win libertadores you may say. Yes but only playing against themselves or some shitter like Atletico Paranaense
>Flamengo along with Palmeiras became brazilian teams
>>153683425This is very logical and makes tons of sense. I hoenstky cant think of any failure in this thought. Thank you for sharing it with us.
LOLI give him 6 months at best
In the 90s Palmeiras was european team nowadays they are brasileiro that means they suck macaco dick
European as in "having the same fate of princess Europa", not "founded in the european continent but misteriously located in barra funda"
>>153683419many say this
>>153683419irrefutable, indisputable, irrebuttable statement
>>153683532
>>153683482Schizohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk1HLZ5AFOQ
fuck a.nal