Eternal >laffs Edition >>153673490
well, fug
muh wangs thoughever
Panthers about to sneak into the Wild Card
does tsn know they don't have the score bug on screen? tarded
>>153677091wrong plus gay you can lookup the filename to see where I saved it too
>/hoc/
OMG he was 1mm offsides!!!
my canesies! (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>>153677108Think it's just your retarded illegal stream that is also 5 minutes behind
Go Bruins!
'usk
>>153677118wrong tardo because they just put it up after reading my post
'abs
Teds desu
>>153677012my rat! :)
>hem them in the zone for more than 2 minutes>they are dog tired>only get 1 shot off from the blue lineNhl hockey sucks compared to olympics
>>153677130Bien oui en tbk
for me it's the carolina buljucanes
Pastrnak is actually a person. He's not pasta
>Woll>Stolarz
Big Kots not messing about tonight>laffs
>>153677155This was debunked
I'll say the habs are cool if you throw me some la fin du monde
Clavalanche stay mogging the enemies
>>153677155he's actually coffee
>JLMI
ssscarrrrr
ssssssssscccccccaaaaaarrrrrrrr
Women from Quebec are hot so that part of Canada is cool, plus they hate being Canadian
>>153677167They'll be brutally mogged by the asu players
i yelled SHOOT at the tv and then dobson shot and he scored
DOBSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Dobson hater btfo
>*buts*
Dobson sends his regards, Long Island.
>>153677180totally not related
the jew york shitelanders everyone
I know the /hoc/ has started back up but I don't think I'm tired of winning bros. The asshurt the last four days from both Canadians (some of them have been cool) and libtards has almost been as good as the win itself and if it was a power source it could solve the rising energy costs from data centers.
>>153677212those libbietards are sneething and pooping and it's bosed
>>153677212I hope Gary can bring the Heated Rivalry fans back :(
>i never get tired of claiming others acheivments as my own
>this shrinks the game
>>153677227gary is doing a heated rivalry in his funroom with a couple young fellas right now
>>153677161
>>153677212>amazon caught price fixing>glowies btfo in cuba>bongs culling epstein pedosas a libtard I'm having a good week too
lane hutson is more consistent than cale makar
>>153677232do you ever get tired of being samir?
KITTIES SCARRRRR SHORTIE>L3FFS
>l3ffs
>>153677244Do ever get tired of seeing samir everywhere
>>153677227he needs crosby to come out of the closet
>>153677236>it's not me
montembum's new mask is terrible
>laffsThis is not funny, someone has to do something with this team.
ROOOOWWRROW
>laffs
>>153677239I’m not libtard and I like everything you posted
I thought the kitties were shit but the >laffs truly suck
>>153677239Good for you. If you get back into power again can you try something useful like Medicare for All instead of stuffing America full of as many foreigners as you possibly can like Biden's DHS tried to do, thanks.
>>153677261He just needs some darker pads, I like it
>>153677252>laffs
I could really go for a burger
Woah Kots.
>>153677247he'll be on team usa in the french alpscaulfield toowe are FUCKED
WE'RE SO FUCKIN BACK
>>153677261Tree is selling
>>153677121Let's goooo
>>153677282There won't be an America in 4 years, he'll find his Canadian roots
>>153677155Wrong!
Dead Things bros..
PING
>laffs allowed a regular, a PP and a shortie goal all in the first periodBrad better start his best sales pitch before March 2nd.
it's time to start selling, laffs
>>153677284>laffs
>>153677266horseshoe theory>>153677270democrats are so beyond useless and retarded I hope they finally die so I actually like that chuds are exposing them
Korpisalo is robbing us!
you know what it is right? too many passengers.
>>153677293why does pasta always look like they just picked him up off the street?
>>153677284fatthews can't win with these cats
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
is macklin playing tonight? :3
canes wtf
My shoes have a big fuckin hole in them kwab
SCAAARRRRRRD
scoreful memefest in raleigh
>>153677322That's how you put your foot in it retard
>>153677309He’s tired
>>153677290inshallah
jesus christ
>>153677315In a couple hours, unless they bench him
>>153677284Sick steal on the shortie.
>>153677322blame trump
>>153677212the libtard meltdown over every move team usa has made since the win is entertaining. it's been going on a lot longer than i expected too, they're seething over nhl crowds cheering the win. truly deranged. added bonus that trump's (merited) belittling of the women's team has overshadowed their women's championship. they should go on to play some sunbelt boys bantam b team to really put their skills to the test
>>153677306he's playing insanely well tonight
Brady SCARRRRRRRRRR for the USA, canacucks BTFO
>>153677347the william nylander special
>>153677289Tonight we're winning! :)
wtf reddit told me the city of ottawa wants to toss brady out of the province, they are chanting his name what are they all chuds or something i can't believe this
>>153677121>>153677289>>153677362i look like this
>SCORE!!! They have done it. They have bested the Tampa Bay Lightning to end the drought. Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers are your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions.
/KRAK/
>>153677362We fucking better. And I've missed Khusnutdinov. All is well again.
>Brady scores>Brady chants erupt in the CTCReddit BTFO once again
I don't even care about hockey, so it's fine if the Leafs lose
>>153677367lifelong hockey fan herewow, just wow. The NHL needs to do better
Hutson is an alien, so fun to watch play in person
after 20
uhhhh so Ottawa is a Chud city huh?
Now that the >laffs are sellers and >laffs fans hate Matthews, where is he going?
>>153677411toronto getting 0 points on their florida trip is not great
>>153677339yay! our sharkie is determined i think
>>153677420Calgary.
>>153677411>laffs
>>153677420joins brady in ottawa and wins a lee
>>153677420Florida
stammer back to tampae5
we DO call those roys here now
>>153677406No...it...it must be AI. It has to be!https://x.com/Senators/status/2027184820023906724
>>153677440>ottawa (...) wins a lee
>>153677420anaheim
>>153677121this is a jackies website friend
B U S T
>>153677417If you know where to look the Ottawa valley is full of them. Ben Bankas is peak chud and he’s was forced to do 4 sellout shows, he’s that popular here.
>>153677352Tell him to knock it off!
Do you know how bad the >laffs Have to be for me, a lifelong >laffs fan to be cheering for Montreal instead?
korpisalo is memeing my jackies :(
>>153677261How about a Canadian captain?
>drury booedAHAHAHAHA
>>153677516imagine if you had him
>>153677498Yo i love that guys Olivia Chow videoshttps://www.tiktok.com/@benbankascomedy/video/7475521230712474885
>>153677509Habs are the future. all red blooded Canadians should bend the knee and accept they're bringing it home
Why is dangle such a crybully bitch? He didn't even think USA would win bronze, now he's crying on his podcast.
>>153677535You try being a laff fan
>>153677521He set an NHL record with the Jackies!
god fucking damnit you canes.
my debbies :)
tampa is winning the stan leecheck em
here to watch my flysies lose the battle of the shitters
>>153677522haha lol kekd rekt chekd
>>153677557hahaUSA USA USA USA USA
For me? It's Brendan Brisson's dad
he didn't kick that in, fuck off
>>153677570Russia, too.
Anyone else use roktcalendar? Why is it importing every game when im just selecting 1 team
not a kick
>s1ns
>>153677584Works on my machine
>>153677559me on the left
>>153677239Epstein pedos are liberals
Retarded refs
that's a tough one but should technically be not a goal, he clearly tried to direct it with a kick
>>153677535His tragic laffs episodes are funny. The canada loss episode was utterly dismal
did it even hit his skate?
lets go bros
>b4lts
Larkin SCARRRRRRRRS for the US, canacucks eternally, everlasting BTFO.
We hurt Korpi :(
bolts - canes on pace for about 15 goals
>>153677589Its importing all games and then adds an extra entry for the team i want to see
>>153677617instant karma
>he kicked it in from behind the netNice reffing idiots
>>153677617giving the goalie a concussion is a legitimate strategy
>>153677350i might be coping or illiterate or both but I'm pretty sure Big T's joke was "if I didn't invite them, the Democrats would impeach me for it (because they'd be itching to do it again)", I didn't think it was a boomer jab at women (and if it was it still isn't that big of a deal)
>>153677617fug :D Swayman is too hungover to play tonight
f r e a k i e
>>153677620Wow that sucks it works perfectly for me
this nigga's name is actually geekie
>>153677625gotta bend it like beckham, G
>this nigga's name is actually kirby
>>153677617Hurting the Brains of the Finnish People
my broons :)
i hated people who played as kirby in super smash bros
Brady is a little bitch kwab
>>153677649there's nothing some sauna beers won't cure
>>153677630I don't even like trump but getting mad about something said on a private phone call is gay
>>153677653same. they sucked so much
>>153677656kiss it
Islanders coach is zooted
do you have to wear a bathing suit in /hoc/ sauna?
>>153677671what? no, man. they are banned in there
>>153677665this is what laine wouldve looked like if his mother didnt drink while pregnant
>>153677667
>>153677671You're not allowed to wear one
>>153677648>>153677653I work with someone named Kirby. He wears a Kirby hat. I didn't know that was his name at first. I thought he just really liked Smash Bros.
Why is tkapussy so mad
>>153677671Jeans or shorts are good bud
Brady got heemed and about to get heemed when he steps out of the box.
They're still talking kek
>>153677671no
DOBSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUThatty incoming
Did anyone ever play as Mario in Smash? At least with Luigi they gave him some funny gay moves
>>153677671only when gary comes to check on us
Scar
>>153677696this is a tekken general
et le but
>>153677660>>153677671According to this infographic they are allowed.
snes mogged by the refs lel
How is it still 5on5 in the sens game lmao
>pasta>lorhei>geekiefuck me this is so much better than the olympics
>>153677696i always played as mario when playing nintendo games
Wings are gonna choke down the stretch & miss the playoffs (yet again), aren't they?
New hockey fan here Why do the players shoot the puck at the goalie instead of the net? Don't they want it to go in the net?
>>153677719we can only hope
>>153677671we're all men. we all go in butt naked
why doesn’t Gary just have flags sticking on of the pucks?
>>153677719stevie will save us and protect larkin's smile
>nhl24allfags Out. This is a onhockey general
>>153677721rebounds off the goalie that go in score 2 points
>>153677721good question
bolts desu
>>153677721goal etiquette is complicated. sometimes they're giving the goalie a lovetap, sometimes they're trying to harm the goalie, sometimes they're trying to keep up appearances even though gary has already chosen the winner
>död
>>153677730that face on brady
>>153677719yup and they still won't fire Yzerman
>>153677740a face only a mother could love
>>153677730is that a rootbeer float?
Sens players act like chimps. Is Sir Senator George Floyd their mascot?
>>153677742It's pretty much confirmed that Yzerman was carried by BriseBois during his Tampa years now, right?
>>153677756coach primate
>>153677745Damn, I could really go for a Bangs...
I can't believe I had any hope for the laffs at the beginning of the season, they are so fucked lol, at least for the next couple of yearsI hope the Oilers unfuck their defense and bottom sixAt least I have the habbies.
barq's: it has bite
>>153677763you should have known they're not making playoffs again until 2030
>>153677764Its called bangs.
>>153677740brady and larkin becoming bff's during the olympics was not something I expected
>>153677721They are shooting at the net, it just looks like they aren't because the pucks naturally dislike scoring and aim themselves towards the goalie mid-flight.
>panthers playing at old form this late in the seasonI hope they sneak in the wild card
>>153677719100%
>>153677721Because they can't see the puck.
>>153677671Only when riding the stationary bike in there
youtube discgolf season opens tomorrow!!!!
guys, guysQ: How do you make a root beer float?
My wangs pp is soft
>>153677765Does it matter if you make the playoffs all the time, if you almost never get past the first round? I'm surprised at how empty the Florida game is btw, I thought a 2 time cup winning team would have a full house.
>>153677765I think the laffs should rebuild while matthews and nylander have so much value
>>153677779As much as I hate Florida, a round one between the Panthers and bolts would be pretty based. Both of them would be way too fucked after to win anyhow.
>>153677788A: take your foot off its head
gary did this. gary caused /our/ resident femboy to enter an early twink death.
>>153677796>ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>153677779praying for a slot in the metro side of the bracket
Why are there 700 games today and none of them started early?
>>153677788a pint of guinness and a scoop of sherbert
>>153677795March Madness is around the corner. College Basketball is all they can think about.
>>153677704
>>153677721>Why do the players shoot the puck at the goalie instead of the net?They do. The problem is players have gotten so good over the years they had to add magnets to the pucks & goalies, otherwise the final scores would be like 32-25.
>Rielly is STILL on the powerplayThis faggot is totally worthless in every position, why do they insist on him being on the ice?
>refs
>>153677788>root beer>vanilla ice cream scoop>pubic hair bingo! che/ck/ my cooking blog
>>153677808for reference
>>153677818What was the rankings of sports viewership in the US again?Wasn't NHL hockey ranked 7th or 8th below college ball and footy?
>>>>>>>refs
refs still showing that classic anti-habitant bias
>>153677788you put root bear on vanilla ice cream
>>153677817what a waste of sherburt>>153677830i always forget the pubic hair
FUCK
>>153677830How does he get out...
Twink death is one of the most grievous crime against humanity
>>153677854he's got to use all the eggs first
>>153677779I want them to miss
Good job Gary Glad you gave them a 5 on 3 so it was close.
T T H E W S
>>153677854he doesnt
>jlmi
>>153677808I blame creatine and cortisol
reffies are suicidal being this retarded at the bell
>>153677854there is a trap door in the roof
>jlmi2
>his feet are mesmerizing Uhhhh brother? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
K
fugggg
should've brought schaefer to the olympics
>>153677876racist has no place here
reminder it's completely moral and legal dox and stalk refs
>>153677779>old form>against the laffsreminds me of that south park episode where the toddler hockey players go up against the professional grown men
>evan rodrigues
>>153677883should have hit an empty fucking net
>>153677702This is a DOA general actually
>>153677905Based
>>153677854why would the king leave his fort
PK Subban channelling Caroline Cameron tonight
I think fighting games suck!
>>153677893um ackshually they play against my detroit red wings
>>153677905I like big boobs
>trading Bob Retards.
my avies :)
I took a massive diarrhea shit in the McDonald's bathroom across from the bell centre one time
>>153677902cutest kitty by far
>>153677915I used to think so too but DOA is easy as fuck
>>153677938we dont use that word here
>>153677951career svg?
>>153677951goalies should have face tattoos
>>153677816I think it's the normal number of games at the normal times
mitchell marner is an olympic medalist
>>153677951Looks like a NASCAR stock car
>>153677971kwab
alight guys let's go out there and have fun
>>153677979another reason to hate the debbies
>>153677979>devilsvery subtle, satan
>>153677961Maybe I'm just remembering more days with early starts.
>>153677971why chucky so butthurt? Solid hit, even if interference. His own stick did him in.
>>153677979I heard there was 5 trannies in the pwhl, is that true?
DAMMIT BOB
bobrovsky you're off the case
>>153677982I was going to ask how you knew it was the devils, but then I noticed how empty the stands were.
let's go clavvies :3
>>153677979They misspelled jail
fuck tampa, fuck florida disrespect my leafs, i disrespect you
>>153678003kek at the one violent response
>>153678003jej keep makin them offers zillowbot
>>153678003Lmao Based.
>>153678003What is this retard shit
>>153678003jeet retard
>>153678003based sar
>>153678003kek
>>153678003qrd?
>>153678028saar pls redeem home
>>153678027>>153678036Its a bot that makes offers to buy houses in Tampa Florida while offering only 30% of the homes value. Why? Because it makes em mad lmao.
There’s your gold medal right there fucking cunts. What a snipe
>>153678044pretty based
>>153678003>70% below askingmost based thing i've ever seen
>>153678044Oh cool i was wondering if it was AI or something
>>153678044is the code available somewhere?
isnt an average 3/2 in toronto $2.5 milly?kwab go flames
>>153678044Holy based
my debbies :(
>>153677943wasn’t DOA6 a flop? Do people still play?
Kek Gibson just suplexed Grieg
zillow poster is full of shit, its a twitter post thay was capped for reddit and cripped by op for the chan>>153678065
Someone get me a webm of that gibson judo throw
>>153678075Based deboonker
>>153678075thank you sir
>>153678075Thank you for the needful sar
>>153678075you're such a colossal faggotdelete immediately
>>153678075for me it's tumblr pinterest vkontakte and xiaohongshu
>>153678075Ah thats a shame. Still funny though. Had a good laugh.
SCAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>153678070Yeah but they just announced DOA7 and are rereleasing 6 in june for a cash grab so it's become a bit more active recently. I dont really care I mosty play 5LR on ps4 but I might have to finally upgrade to try 7
>>153678085lol fag
SSSAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>>153678078>>153678081real op goal is the same, piss off retarded sunboomers>I kneel
PK is dressed tonight like he is Emperor Tengu in Kenshi just in black.
KEK LAFFS CLASSIC
>l4ffs
SCARRRRRRRRRR
>>153678075Ooooh, look at teacher's pet over hereGonna snitch that he took your lunch money, too, pipsqueak?
L4FFS
>>153678076
>OFFSIDE!!
>a l4ffs special yep, the nhl is back alright
>>153678117jej
however
the flyers stink
>>153678117Get this fag outta my crease
>>153678117kwab
challenged by the cowardly laffs and called back
>>153678117Perfect form
Why are goalies such pussies and can't play back-to-backs?
Quinn Hughes is gonna be hosting Saturday Night Live this week
>>153678135it's like a slip n slide in that laffs zone
>>153678148>swedish goaltending
>>153678147It's 30 degrees in Florida, please understand, it's a hockey state
>>153678135comical
>>153678148Errson is fucking awful. Maybe the worst in the league.
>>153678156Gary is using weather weapons to sell more hockey
>>153678044based
My broons :)
>>153678148>>153678161he is statistically the worst
>>153678126They are one of the biggest disgraces in sports.
>>153678174Kwab
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>153678181please no bully
ET LE BUT!CAUFIELD!
Get your shit together Long Island
>>153678190Why did he do it?
>Scars
Wow night 2 in a row of the devils absolutely sucking ass. Philly got their 2nd and 3rd goals literally back to back. Where tf is this Olympic golden boy. NJ is barely even trying to make any shots on goal
>>153678148>AND YOUU COULD HAVE IT ALL>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT>I WILL LET YOU DOWN>I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
>>153678205He looks like a man hating lesbian
>>153678148Confidence gone like a fart in the wind
/ourguy/ playing soon :3
im going to bed
>>153678216nah he mingles with the pwhl persons every chance he gets
>>153678226he's so cute
>>153678226zest levels steadily climbing
>>153678229Why, i'm just busting out the liqor
>>153678226Our twink*
>>153678238i got work in the mornin bam
Kane is too old to stop playing for three weeks and then start again
>>153678238>liquor's gonna get you down lahey
>>153678238SameWoodford reserve
>>153678148style on em
>>153678216like one lesbian specifically or does he hate all lesbians?
>>153678250Did u hear the news?
>>153678260yeah its old stuffapparently little bubbles is a narcissistic pervert
we scored a goal
>>153678271I remember when he choked that black woman
>>153678271He's just like me
no stoats?
scarrrr marchand>laffs
trevor zegras is from planet retard
>second game of a back-to-back>playing against a team that hadn't come back from their break yet>god awful backup goalie>head coach is out due to his dad dyingNot too bad all things considered.
>>153678277I hope you score 2 more for the sake of my tank ambitions.
the leafs can still win
>>153678297it's a cool planet
RATMAN WINS
Where is his post-Dabres success?
>>153678297He's just like me
>>153678310>oh no! he's retarded!
tkachuk scarrr>laff5
>l5ffs
>laff5
>SELF-INFLICTED GUNSHOTS REPORTED ALL ACROSS THE GREATER TORONTO AREA - Reuters
SCAAARRRRRRRRRRR
SCCCCCCAAAAAR
good night /hoc/
>>153678341We have MAID for that now.
>>153678355good nightleave room for jesus tonight
time to sleepsee you later /laffsposters/
>>153678355
>>153678364see>>153678361
NJ Devils are such a pleasure to watch kudos to the entire organization they sure got it right over there
stop making fun my leafies stop it you stupid fucking idiots!!!
shake the weasel
>game ends>gary makes them keep playingMan I'd hate to work for that guy
SAAAAAAR DO NOT LAUGH AT THE LEAFS
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
no doubt my Bolts bootyblast these fags when we play and there isn't literally everything working against us
https://youtu.be/hsW0OuA6Uzw?si=gDYA8Isyb73kErkp
>>153678371Canucks East (Hughes poisoning?)
hasbs sis...
Gary's masterpiece going down rn in Montreal
>1-1 snoozer in OttawaGary, activate the multi-puck
Kwhabs blew it
>>153677093WE WANT FLORIDA
watching the animated version of the Mild v Avs cause there is no ads on the boards. Gary staying big mad.
Pens win
Will Gary provide emotional support stuffies to the Stanley Cup losers?
the islanders getting a point is bad for my teamthe hasb need to get their shit together
>>153678341>he doesn't into MAID
>>153678411everyone gets plush macklins
>>153678411>a second L stoat has hit mcdavid's locker
Game should have ended 4-3 BTW
Imagine if the ducks didn't randomly forget how to play hockey for 9straight games
>>153678044Based. Total housing market destruction
>>153678411Connor McDavid's femboy harem has enough plushies to share with the rest of the team
Hasbs need to forfeit. Canada doesn't believe in 3-on-3 hockey
LARKGOD
LARKINLARKINLARKIN
LARKIN SCAAAR
>>153678439overtime should be 6 on 6#bringbacktherover
another shit canadian goalie lets in a softie between the legs
>h4sbsyeah this is over
STRONG ISLAND!
>>153678452NHL goaltender Jordan Binnington, representing Canada, famously struggled in a May 2024 IIHF World Championship match against Austria, allowing 5 goals on 9 shots in the third period after a 6-1 lead
>pageau scores>roys smiles>Canadiens win?NO
>>153678414the islanders getting 2 points is really bad for my team
Well...at least the Sens did better than the >laffs.It's not that much, but I'll take it.
>>153678452How else is it gonna tickle his gooch?
>>153678460>roys smilesIs he on coke? They hade a timeout and Pat just stared forward giggling LMAO
gonna go take a patrick
The East is so bad this year they have the islanders looking like contenders
>>153678468He was thinking about your shvantz
every fucking game, EVERY FUCKING GAMEa phantom bullshit call on some Habs player out of fucking nowhere, Monty and Dobes can't stop shit, lose lead.every fucking time. refs should literally never feel safe in their private lives.
Is he the best 3 on 3 player in history
#LGRW
>>153678468He gets sexual satisfaction defeating MTL. He was trying not to start gooning with all his might
>>153678484skill issueget a better pk unit
alright what game are we watching now?
>>153678498Chinese dating sim
>jack drury i have never heard of this nigga in my life
MY BROONS! :)
>>153678498im gonna watch junior b playoffs on saturday
>>153678484Just a game, breh. Have a little fun.
>>153678431I just punched this into the inflation calculator, and that $1969 home would still only be $35.5k in modern USD, proving that monetary inflation isn't to blame for everyone being priced out of homes.I wanna kms
>>153678498Grainy 70's highlights on youtube
deserve to win o meter
>>153678501who killed love?
>>153678484Monta blow can't stop a beachball
>>153678510in the late 90s people were buying houses in cash, in their mid 30s in southern ontario. never forget what that nigger harper did. “saved le economy” by propping up boomer real estate value.
my krakkies are shit and run by a retard!
>shoutout larks
Avies going to score in this period
>>153678543>>153678543>>153678543NEW
>>153678520It's called Love is All around or something I tried to start it last night but got too drunk so now im gonna pace myself and try again in a bit
>>153678536larkin's redemption arc is my favorite part of gary's script this year
>>153678484LovingEveryLaugh
>>153678528All thanks to his TFW program
my avies :(
>>153678295mackinnon ripped the arm off his
>>153678310missed an empty net award
