draft Alysa Liu for the Bengals edition
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Seahawks won that Superb Owl btw.
>>153678990Myers and Dickson literally carried the team. For all the talk about the defense, which was excellent, special teams was the difference maker.
>>153678998I say this.
>>153678999dickson gets great angle and hang time almost every time with good placement, it really is that good
>>153678998ok this is kinda based
Racoon girl would be an upgrade over Joey Reddit, she was built in a lab and isn't injury prone
>>153678961Heard she’s majoring in African-American Studies at UCLA
i want to snuggle and smooch alysa
I just want to see Alysa impregnated by a black bull. What is my team?
>>153678999why is bro on the ground?
>>153679053i say this too
>According to the police account, Jackson told police she attempted to drive away from Pearce and was driving toward the Doral police station to seek help when Pearce "intentionally collided into the rear of her vehicle with his SUV" before police arrived.>Pearce allegedly refused an initial order from police to "get on the floor" when they responded to the report of the domestic dispute. The police account says Pearce then drove away and hit a police officer's left knee with his Lamborghini "intentionally in an attempt to evade arrest.">According to the police account of the arrest, Pearce wrecked his vehicle and then continued in his attempt to elude police by running before being apprehended following a "short struggle.">The attorney for Atlanta Falcons rookie James Pearce Jr. says Pearce "maintains his innocence" as he faces five felony charges following his arrest near Miami on Saturday night.I think I have falcon fatigue
There's only like 12 good franchises in the league and the rest are literally filler for the sake of having a league.
whats the story behind the ryback spammer
>>153678891Wrong. She's too fat
Rammies celebrating their 10th year in LA next season
>>153679155youre too gay
the league is running out of goats
>>153679168pfffffft, please anon, if the rams left st. louis I THINK I'd have heard about it
my iowa bears :)
>>153678961She's a Denver broncos fan, op you are a twat.
>>153678961if there was fair judging sakamoto and other japanese athletes would have win more gold medals
>>153679202
>>153678998Wtf is this real?
>>153679190you'd think so
>>153679202cope chinky
>>153679215I assume this is another hoax like oakland moving to vegas.
Most kino game of all time?
>>153679237classic
David Bailey is my favorite player of this draft and it’s not even close. >runs a 4.51 at 6’4 250>looks just as freaky on the field >plays with a nasty, psycho energy >wears no gloves or fucking anything, you can tell he wouldn’t even wear a helmet if they would let him
>>153679257>plays for one season in the NFL and then gets arrested
>>153678961Don't let Duke Tobin see this post
>>153679257
>>153679268I mean he also went to Stanford years so he can’t be a complete ape
Which player is least likely to get arrested?
>>153679303Sherm waited until he was retired to get arrested (and only for enjoying a few before driving, no crime in my book) so I'd say you're barking up the right tree.
How would a team of Neanderthal men fare in modern day NFL football
>>153679313the white ones
>>153679313Jeremiyah Love seems like one of the good ones
>>153679380the should move the space needle closer to the stadiums tbqh
>>153679393LOVES RANKED:1. Julian 2. Jeremiyah3. Jordan
>.......I got nothingI might never get over Maye being so shit it shut up Collinsworth. That guy NEVER stops talking
>>153679439things were so much better under the Eagles' administration
>>153679442Where's he throwing?
>>153679060fucking kek
>>153679461he had the flu
Lifelong Us12 since 2013 here, the worst part about the SB being an absolute asskicking is that no one cares about it now and there's so little media content to consoooom.
>>153678998This is against the rules.
>>153679461His shoulder hurt n sheit
>>153679472It's time to talk about baseball, something not pleasant to do so in 2006/14/15.
>>153679227you idiot also take all space of podiumno respect to japanese athlete
>>153679583Japan was at the winter olympics?
>>153679202>>153679583
>>153679583Do you like BTS?
So now that fake & gaye has proven cupcakeschedule chads right about their postings where do we go from here in the future
>>153679691Wait for ryback to prove all the doubters wrong
>>153679691>where do we go from here in the futureGaye is on fraud watch until proven otherwise. If he can look good against decent defenses (big plays without turnovers), he's legit. But until then, he's a fraud. If he goes the full season without a good win, he moves from fraud watch to bust watch
>>153679732the face of DEATH
oops, 4th dimension accident
>>153679583>loser meek rule follower country doesn't use their words and gets pushed aside>seethes on XitterKWAB
>>153679799HOLDINGoffense 10 yard penalty replay 1st down
>>153679799how do I get a girl like her bros...
>>153679983Just be yourself
>>153679983There's been at least 3 girls prettier than her working in every starbucks I've ever been in.
>>153679983Just bee yourself
>>153678961retard op
>>153680023You don't get it. It's not her look, it's her charismatic personality, or what the zoomer love to say, AVRA
>>153680065It's really stupid. It reminds me of the Ledecky stuff but it's not all that funny this time.
>>153680115ryback finds it hilarious and endearing
>>153680150
Who's drafting Ryb@ck?
>>153680237>>153680229Ryback is not an athlete, he plays in the homosexual stagecraft of pro wrestling which we all know is fake and gay. He has never competed a day in his life.
Rybäck
Give me your hottakes for the 26/27 season
>>153680329The Raiders will still be awful. No amount of draft pick magic is going to make more than a couple games difference to their season results.
>>153680329ryɓăck will start in superbowl 61
>>153678989Congrats to seahwaks for winning their superbowl lol
>>153680329the bengals will manage to field a top 15 defense but still miss the playoffs
Bengals are somehow going to fuck this draft up. All they have to do is pick the best available Defensive player remaining for every pick. How fucking hard is that? Someone that'll start picking WRs, RBs, a backup QB, or some other retarded ass shit that is on brand for the Bungles.
Bussy
>>153680753Many mock draft sims I've done while shitting had them getting Caleb Downs. Which might be giving the bungles too much credit but it does seem like a no brainer
>>153680329Browns 0-17
>>153680329Chiefs will be bad next year
>>153681043#ArchforArch
>>153681068very mogging stance
need my bungles to draft sonny styles or i kill meself
>>153681330Sorry, but the Bengals are drafting a DT that'll amount to nothing and go down as a major bust. It doesn't matter they have the worst LB combo in football by a mile, they jerkoff to DTs for some reason.
Shut the FUCK up don't you EVER talk about me DUDE
>>153681349Oh boy, I sure hope it's a guy with physical traits and essentially zero production
You guys see that one guy’s cock yesterday? That thing looked like an otter trying to escape a coin purse.
>>153681399He'll have a TON of potential and upside, which he'll NEVER reach. He'll be off the team at the end of his rookie contract, get a second chance by another retarded team based on "muh potential" and be out of the league after his 1 year with the new team.
>>153681577I kknow you're mocking the Bengals but let's be real this is like 60% of players drafted in the first 3 rounds, even guys who are touted and have "good traits". Drafting is basically a crapshoot even with all the data and analysis and high stakes of it.
>>153680753there's going to be a dozen decent edge and d-line guys this draft, as well as at least 2 dozen meme receivers
>Dad's name is Pee-On>Son's name is Shitter Seriously?
>>153681602True, still better rates than baseball though, so that's something. Always seemed to me that teams used to select on need and college talent and suddenly teams shifted to drafting based on potential and upside. It's why you now have guys that did nothing in college, but have all physical traits getting selected. Just look at Richardson and Levis, both selected because of "muh potential" while not being particularly good in college.
>>153681068The Chiefs will probably be a good but not truly title contending team yet. They're going to go through a transition period to get younger and get the trenches sorted out. I could see Mahomes elevating them to at least an AFCCG appearance if the moves they make really pan out.
>>153680329Dunno how hot this take is, but Harbaugh will not save the Giants. Dart will get concussed again for a large stretch of the year and they will continue to implode in the 4th
>>153679091>blacks
>>153679377Far up enough on the evolutionary scale to not chimp out
>>153681813>millionairesYou mean
>>153680329Giants will be playoff team amd Cowboys won't
>>153681825If Dart can survive the entire season
>>153681822>blacks briefly with money
>>153681839More money than you will ever have
>>153679091>falcon fatiguekek add it to the list >>15368184180% of them are broke 3 years out of the league manfloyd mayweather made a billionaires and is now broke
>>153681852mayweather is stuck hiding his off the books money from the taxman
>>153681852Better to be rich then broke than never be rich at all (you)
Buncha soft-ass C O V E R A G E in this quarter
>>153681713>I could see Mahomes elevating them to at least an AFCCG appearance
>>153681852>>153681867Mayweather is now untiring after his upcoming exhibition. Dudes going to throw his boxing legacy away like Tyson did because they need money and boxing is the only thing they know.
>>153681713>I could see the refs/league elevating them to at least an AFCCG appearanceFixed that for you
>>153681934Mayweather stayed on his bike his whole career, that's easier to manage than Tyson whose style is swimming under contact to get inside and dirty box
>>153681713let's see if Mahomes can elevated himself off of that torn ACL first
>>153681943The problem though is Mayweather's defensive style relies on extreme speed & reaction. Don't care who you are, you're going to slow down with age and all it takes is an extra of a second slow, and you get KO'd instead of the punch missing or getting rolled.
>>153679583Incredible autism on display here, well done
>>153681963I don't understand how Bengals team ownership isn't an F. The entire city hates the Brown family and would celebrate their death. They are beyond cheap, hire their own, and have shown they don't care about winning.
>>153679043>African-American StudiesHow many African-American study graduates get into med school?
>>153681943>>153681968Mayweather was a one of one. Like he wasn't known for being quick but he was able to process his opponent extremely well and react so quickly mentally that he didn't have to be quick.
>>153681968It's a distance game, he's the hardest to hit boxer of all time and working distance plays into it, he can still gete a s ym o n e y
>>153681998>>153682015Anderson Silva was the same way for MMA. He fought too long, got a fraction of a second slower in his reaction time, and the loses starting piling up. That's all it takes to go from the GOAT to a below average fighter in MMA or boxing. Baseball is the same for hitters. A fraction of a second slower reaction on the ball means a strikeout instead of a hit. You go from hitting .300 to .210 and out and the league. Father time always wins.
>>153681713Mahommes was already looking cooked before the ACL tear. Maybe rehab and being doubted coming back from the injury will motivate him, but with the lir aging core at key positions and cap problems it's hard to see them making any noise next year.
>>153682042Even though he's functionally illiterate, Floyd is still savvy, it'll will be an exhibition where both parties take the money and run
>>153682042I don't watch too much UFC but I think you'd fall off harder because someone can just bullrush you to the fucking ground while Mayweather never had to worry about that.
>>153682076Uhhhh kino much?
>>153682081Way too much kino.
Jfc I hate offseason /nfl/ so much. I know there's basically nothing new to talk about but 9 out of 10 posts being off-topic is ridiculous.
Get ready for SoFi Ty
>>153682076cringe
>>153682088Am I supposed to knoe who this is?
>>153682052Mahomes is just a Kelce baby. His passer rating drops 7.1 points without him, which is pretty massive. To put that into context, that's the difference between being Joe Burrow or CJ Stroud.
Well?
Is /NFL/ an Alysa genny?
>>153682097I'm guessing Ty Simpson, former Alabama QB who's in the draft this year
>>153682106Yes
>>153682116Based
>>153682097alleged QB2 in the draft this year, Ty SImpson
>>153682102no
>>153679983By sitting in your room and browsing 4chan, watching porn, playing video games, and watching football.
>>153682102Buy an ad
>>153682106NO
It's surprising to me that it's still so hard to find good jersey-swap images just by google searching. With the accessibility of AI art now, I feel like someone should make a jersey-swap site that can produce a pic of any player on any team.
>>153678961Stop posting my GF pls
>>153682130>Phone out on the table>Million notificationsnice another braindead social media addicted zoommette. She'd probably have a panic attack if you took her phone away from 15 minutes.
>>153682156Google images just sucks now in general
it's our time now
>>153682139Kys incel
>>153682156yandex works better, google image is chastity belted now
>>153682183NO!!!!
>>153682173You sound bitter
>>153682202How's that?
>>153682202He should be, smartphones and social media ruined women
>>153682212To be fair social media addiction ruined everything and every body but yet especially women, who are generally more fragile and more stupid than men.
>>153682197You WILL watch figure skatingYou WILL root for the hapaYou WILL find racoon hair sexy You WILL date a quirky chungus zoomer gf with racoon hairYou WILL have racoon haired children
>>153682228I'd line up in the C-gap, but she's clearly recreational use only bro
>>153682228OK
>>153682173>Incel rage rant all from her fucking phone being on the tableYou good bro?
>>153682086And you're one of the 9! maybe you should leave
I am so sick of being alive
>>153682252He's not wrong: in semantics, the little things you say and do reveal the most about you. A phone being out on a table when at lunch or dinner, instead of put away in the purse or bag, shows a lot about an individual. It shows they consider their phone and social media presence a 'part' of them, a real part, when it isn't real: it's a delusion they've created about themselves and their life, carefully crafted and maintained over years. It's a little evil when you think of it in that way.With the landmark trial on social media addiction in LA taking place, a bevy of official information on social media usage is being revealed. For example, did you know the average woman aged 15 to 23 spends nearly 8 hours a day on social media, and nearly 10 hours a day if you count prepping posts for it? That's addiction and it's warping mentalities, hearts and spirits. You'd be stupid to deny it or brush it off as 'nothing'.
>>153682130I'm in a college town state flagship as a graduate stem student. Basically hot-young-women: central. I know that theoretically I should be putting myself out there by going to events, clubs etc., if I want to meet women, or friends in general. But in the moment its hard to convince myself to do that versus just riding my motorcycle around, going to my MMA gym, going home and doing those things you listed, largely because I am fairly asocial and find trivial interactions really boring. But obviously it's bad math. By doing that you're guaranteeing nothing ever happens. For example if for every event/club you go to you are expected to make 0.02 close-friends/partners, then after 50 times (~half a year?) you are expected to have 1 new close friend/partner. Versus exactly 0 doing the aforementioned. What you need to meet people is regular forced exposure that forces low-stakes casual interactions that can eventually promotes familiarity and eventually cliques/partners. But without that forced interaction, I am just prone to being alone. Go 9ers.
>>153682283My gf is on tiktok literally 15 hours a day, but she's 41
This general might as well be renamed to the Alyssa liu fan general since everyone here is so obsessed with xer and not wanting to talk about the combine or that INSANE trade package the jets and titans did the other day.
>>153682228And that's a good thing
>>153682289Based and motorcycle pilled
>>153682301Very nice. I have a Kawazaki Z650
>>153682289If you go to clubs expecting to form meaningful relationships, you're going to be disappointed. You form meaningful relationships over shared passions and interests, over strong identities, and drinking and dancing drunk at a club isn't a strong identity In general, strong bonds of friendship are formed in your youth, and carry over into young adulthood from there. You did form friendships in your youth and have maintained them... right?
>>153682289I'm older than you, and imho you are near the threshold where female hassle isn't worth the payout compared to any other nonwork experience you can take part in. If you still want it, I recommend engaging with people in actual meatspace as much as you can, because once you hit your 30s, have money and all the stuff you like there will be even less reason, and the dating pool gets shittier with age unless you date young. Even dating young can be annoying because of how dumb immature people can be.
>>153682338>the dating pool gets shittier with ageI am 35 and live in a rural area and this is so true. At this point I've accepted that I'll just be going solo.
>>153682338Most mid 20 year old women want a mature, well reasoned, thoughtful, sincere man, and will date older to get it. I met my current wife when she was 24 and I was 31, so it isn't impossible. Also, younger women can be more mature than you think. More so than men of the same age anyway. Most men in their 20's are selfish, ignorant, addicted to porn, weed, and video games. This isn't attractive to women who want serious a serious man in their lives.
>>153682332By clubs I meant university clubs. e.g. chess clubAs for the youth thing, I have a few friends from high school. Like 4. >>153682338It's not really something I can rationalize out. I just innately want a woman in my life. And yeah, for that I just have to force myself to go out
>>153682362Yeah I agree that younger women are ahead of the men maturity wise. It doesn't matter for me anyway because I'm an old married dad now.>>153682372Go get it man, cold calling sucks but you are still doing better than guys that can't get off xbox
>>153682372 like >>153682386 said, go out there and just start engaging with people. Chat up guys and girls. If it clicks with a chick, just be honest as the night winds: "hey, I had fun meeting you tonight, want to gout out sometime? Maybe I'm wrong but I think we'd have a blast together", something or anything like that. Life is too short.
>>153682297tell the tranny janny to unban /fs/
>>153682297>not wanting to talk about the combine or that INSANE trade package the jets and titans did the other day.but is it a huge day for college football or not?
>>153682297alysa > aaron glenn falling asleep at the combine
Found this neat little thing in my dad's storage
>>153682450Are those pins?
Who do you think will be the most overpaid free agent this year?
overpay this bussy
>>153682320Thnx. You too
>>153682448aaron glenn was fast and one the only good defensive players for the jets in the boomer era, i guarantee he ain't trying to watch lbs lumber 4.5s and 4.6s, that's what staff is for
>>153682454Dunno, it's sealed
>>153682457Malik Willis for sure
Who are some worthy hapas to me indoctrinated in the cult of the BHC?
raccoon is love. raccoon is life.
>>153682283Ok but you still have no clue if that applies to the girl in the pic. Starting an encounter at -100% optimism sounds exhausting. Do you never have your phone out in public?
look im happy for her and all that but you cant eat a gold medal
>>153682526My example absolutely applies to the girl in that picture. For most reasonable adults, you are engaged in comversation with whoever you're at lunch or dinner with. When I'm at lunch or dinner with someone, no, my phone is never out. It's in my pocket or jacket. My undivided attention is on them, and you absolutely can tell the general character of someone by their relationship with their phones. Hers being out on the table instead of put away tells a lot about her. It has nothing to do with optimism or pessimism. And the fact you don't fully see or understand what I'm saying says a lot about you.
>>153682497Based ref Chad at the end
>>153682528Kek
>>153682528it's a raccoon they eat everything
What's his secret?
>>153682620He didn't have drooling retards throwing to him
>>153682620Catching bricks
>>153682620Just be the GOAT bro
>>153682620since about 2005 the league has put more value and resources into the cornerback positiona sorry receiver like rice wouldnt have caught a single pass against richard sherman
Why couldnt Rondale Moore just accept his life as a practice squad guy? Surely he wouldve been called to the game day roster a couple times
>>153682656get this nba tier nigger arguments out ofnfl discussions. Shitting on the past is somethng only nba fans do, which is the lowest fandom of the big 4 in america
Stop necroposting that hapa whore. She is already irrelevant
>>1536826562005 makes sense as Rice was still cooking dudes on the Seahawks at 41 in 2004
>>153682656
>>153682691uh jerry rice was ON the seahawks team in 2004
>>153682685No bully Alysa. She is now Queen of /sp/
>Currently making a presentation on a bahamian regulation for work Everything comes full circle
>>153682709That's what i mean, the midseason trade with the Raiders. What's a bigger feat, 41 year old Rice catching TDs while double covered his last year or Deion grabbing a pick 6 at 37?
>>153682723he played 6 games and had 25 receptions for 360 yards with the seahawks and then got cut. he wasnt cooking anyone
>>153682732I forgot the part where anyone asked you
>>153682732he played 17 games split between two teams and had touchdowns
>>153682746lol no, he played 6 games for the raiders and 67 yards
>>153682757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0gCcug0bLc
>>153682739i was replying to the person who replied to me making dubious claims and then you jumped in to make a completely useless reply while questioning if anyone asked me. thats rich kid, go sit down
>>153682776Didn't ask
>>153682776I wonder what made you think anyone on here gives a shit what you think
>>153682794eh whatever as long as i got you seething thats all that mattersmission accomplished
>>153678961True.
>>153682818yea. problem? want to make millions or no? feel free to work at mcdonalds
>>153682828Anon it’s a joke
>>153682818I would call it more like horse trading
>>153682799Says the one who's seething
>>153682818kek
Why is this general so hostile? Can't we all just get along?
>>153682857Ever been to a IRL football game?
>>153682857Not enough Alysa posting
>>153682818NFL players probably would cost a lot back then
>>153682904Most NFL players are southern black americans. Slave owners would only allow the biggest and strongest slaves to breed. Literally the white mans eugenics are the result of the NFL and what it is today
>>153682911What the fuck are you talking about
>>153682818listen they can tweet all my measurements if it means locking in a multi million dollar contract. hand size, wing span, head circumference, penis length. Dont care
>>153682951this. i would even let them circumsize me for enough money
>>153681963There is no way you grade half this shit without just making shit up, but home game field really takes the cake as the stupidest set of ratings.
What the hell is going on in Atlanta
>>153682983Why? Some fields are objectively better than others. Like, well-maintained grass vs shitty grass or turf.
>>153679361Great linemen and running backs, horrible quarterbacks and probably mediocre recievers/corners.
>>153683048did he died?
>>153683222Nothing left but Drake Spraye
>>153682857No! >:(
>>153683222'fraid so
>>153682685No. /sp/ is now /liu/ and I will post about my wife Alysa in every thread.
lol, lmao
>>153683356What did he mean by this?
>>153681963>lolphinswas this before or after Grier got fired
>>153683413>please god not the raiders somebody please trade up
>>153683356kwab
>>153678961I'd rather her be my receiver if you know what I'm sayne
>>153681963>>153682983>>153683175
Were college DBs always this slow? I thought they all ran under 4.5
>>153683497not really. Sherman was slow too. Length in general more important for dbs than speed.
>>153683521Length of what?
>>153683526in general. there are corners with really long arms others have great height.
>>153683497it's an average group as far as 40 times go. good thing that doesn't really matter as a db which is more about ability to hip flip. wait for jumps, shuttle and 3 cone to learn the dirty truth
>>153683497I was going to make a chart with 40 times by year but I couldn't find a good database. Mockdraftable is great but there's no option to download the data in bulk. Fwiw the average 40 time for CBs in their entire database is 4.493
>>153683605Higher than I thought it would be. I guess the NFL for passing is more of a timing based league now instead of just burners at WR. Puka was a 4.57 guy.
Lucy ToT
>>153683605And here's the CB times fro this year that are on the NFL website. More are faster than the average than not.
>two false starts on the 2nd attempt>already a shitty time in the 1stabsolutely ngmi
>>153683682Lol, didn't realize anyone actually watches the combine live
>>153683695Get a load of this casual
>>153683645Yeah, 40 time is a meme in pretty much every context, and definitely so for CBs. You only have to have foot-race straight-line speed for a few nine routes a game at most. Look at a guy like Kelee Ringo. Elite special teams guy but he hasn't reached his "potential" at CB, because he can't move fluidly and isn't smart/crafty enough to make up for that. What you get out of a player like that is a lot of separation or a lot of holding/PI because they panic.
>>153683651now look at the fastest guys vertical leap>>153683695o-line is fun to watch live as are the qb drills
>>153683698I trust my GM to make the right picks
>>153683695it's comfy af, and it's a good way to acquaint yourself with a bunch of lesser-known prospects at least by name
>>153683707Is mendoza throwing?
>>153683708cuck
>>153683708Well my team doesn't even have a GM, so that's part of why they're ass.
>>153683708must be nice, i would rather let my mom draft an offensive player by pulling a name out of a hat than have andrew berry do it
>>153683695>not enjoying Rich Eisen softly talking to you for a whole weekend
>>153683717don't know>>153683702show me the three cone
>>153683717he's not. i'm expecting drew allar to steal the show
>>153683745Why, is he non white as well?
>>153683707Vert percentiles for the top ten 40 guys (that have vert data):1797 (riq woolen is a freak)7858636851957882
>>153683682>>153683698Where are you guys watching? All my normal sites don't have the Combine or NFL Network
>>153683761nfl network runs for free in germanyshould work with vpnhttps://www.ran.de/sports/american-football/nfl/livestreams/nfl-network-taeglich-live-auf-rande-311416should work with vp
>>153683750he's white, his black counterpart in terms of size and arm strength is taylen green, but green is even more of a work in progress (if a senior with almost 50 starts can even be one rather than just being ass). allar can be accurate so he'll impress in the combine environment, his problems are mostly in his head (and also having had to deal with a shitty anti-offense coach)
>>153683761https://thetvapp.to/tv/nfl-network-live-stream/
>>153683751riq woolen is indeed an animal, he can plant and turn crazy fast for his size
>>153683772>>153683780Thanks, what have I missed so far?
>>153683788cornerback 40s, not much to write home about though. most notable to me were the two tall corners from washington running close to a 4.4, might be a mid-round target for my clownies if they let martin emerson go
>dropWhat a bum
More interested to see the big white TEs than the DBs. I could easily go to the combine as it's not that far away.
>make depression awareness ad for teens>all the actors are hotkinda rude for the kids getting bullied cause they are ugly
At least we know why they're not WRs, they struggle with catching.
27 has nice hands>>153683869Nobody wants to see ugly people
>>153683873db hands are hilarious, it makes no sense
>>153683869I support school shooters. They all deserve what they get.
>>153683875also all of them are with friends, lol
>that transition from Lassiter's Combine footage to him picking off MahomesThat was really good. The NFL honestly has amazing broadcasting
>>153683776Oh, I was figured he wasn't white cause you said you were expecting him to steal something and somebody told me that all Russians are racist
>>153683898haha russians aren't really that racist, it's just the way the pessimism comes out
Every time they come to a stop, I think about this webm
>>153683886Most probably also played WR in highschool, so what the fuck happened in 3-4 years that make them have stone hands?
>>153683915>step up>slide left>run for 1st down
>>153683927there is no explanation for why guys that should rank elite in hand eye coordination flat out drop footballs
>>153683898by the 2026 definition we are and i amby the 1950s definition we aren't and i'm not
>>153683936>runNo way fag, I'm going DEEP
>>153683981At least he didn't just throw the ball behind him like Allen. That's an improvement.
>>153683936It's not like it mattered
>>153684140Fuck off, slopspammer
So who's going to sign Hendrickson since the Bengals aren't in the business of trading players (after tagging him)
this motivational speech after the DB drills
>>153684140this dog's never winning nothing!
>>153682670Jesus fucking Christ that can't be real
>he's longer than you thinkThis woman is horny as fuck
>NEWS: San Francisco #49ers Pro Bowl QB Mac Jones and his long-time girlfriend Sophie Scott have reportedly BROKEN UP.>Scott is a former college cheerleader and model whom Mac has been dating since their days at the University of Alabama in 2019.>Mac is reportedly on the market.
I thought Cubans were heckin redpilled and maga!Mendozabros…
>>153683441>With the number 1 overall pick of the 2026 NFL draft via trade up, the New York Jets select: Fernando Mendoza. Quarterback. Indiana.Wow what a much better scenario
penetrative SEX with Mrs. Mina Kimes at the combine after she measures my cock
>>153684466Woops
>cards trading for Geno SmithPls let it happen!
These are some fast safeties
I heard Bo’s brother cheated on his fiancée
>Safties are faster than every other position at the combineMan, I still remember when they were the slowest of the skill position groups because they were just slimmed down LBs.
2026 salary cap is official at $301.2 million. every team gets another $22m to spend
>>153682620Rich Gannon
>>153684515i love mikaela
>>153684564Already priced in
Did I miss Caleb Downs for the 40 drill?
>>153684606Not doing the combine, have to wait for his pro day.
>>153683979many such cases
Why not just sandbag in the combine in the hope a good team picks you later rather than going early to some shitter franchise?
>>153684654money of course
>>153684654I don't think the combine really moves anyone up or down that much.
>>153684466
>>153684589This. I hate how casuals all of a sudden think their team is going to sign a big free agent after the cap increase announcement. Happens every year
>>153684515I went to high school with Kylie. She's a couple years older, but we were there at the same time.
Dillon Thieneman is doing great. Need more white DBs in the NFL. Sadly he'll probably go later just because he's white.
Notre Dame star RB Jeremiyah Love wants to be drafted by the Chiefs to play with Patrick Mahomes. Love: "I feel like [Patrick Mahomes] is the best quarterback as of right now. ... It would be an honor to play with him." Love would be the missing peice for Kansas City
>>153684716Was she nice?
>>153684589>>153684705Smart GMs already signed good players to backloaded multi-year deals to take advantage of it.
>>153684722I don't remember her. I think my sister was friendly with her though.
>>153684733Neat
>>153684718Oh shut up
>>153684743It's a known fact that the NFL is racist against white DBs and RBs. You got upset because I pointed it out.
>>153684718Thienemann is #2 safety on most draft boards and at worst #3 after McNeal. He will be gone in the 2nd round 100%
>>153684750I'm not upset.
>>153684723They can do that any year by restructuring a player's contract. It's pretty retarded as it allows teams to basically never follow the salary cap.
>>153684753>immediately respond in anger telilng me to shut up>hurr durr I'm not upsetNot fooling anyone. You're mad as hell and clearly not white.
>>153684750lol
Caleb Downsyndrome
>>153684752He'll be gone in the top 15.
How do the Cardinals have fans? Legit any fan that wanted to switch teams should be allowed to
>>153684849100% tanking for Arch
>>153684849bwahahaha that's sad
>white cbs
>>153684849If Kyler goes to another team and balls out then Cardinals need to fold. Browns, Bears and even the Jets have never been this fucking bad for so long
>>153684831There seems to be some unwritten rule of only 1 safety being allowed to be drafted in round 1. Plus we need someone to trade up for the athletic white guy early in round 2 like schwesinger, DeJean or Lewis
>>153684849its gotta be the bagel man
bud clark is such a kino old school football name. sounds like a pro bowler from the 1980s rather than a prospect from 2026. i wish him a long and successful career just based on that alone
>>153684849Literally the only answer is Bagent. Malik is gonna want 30m and Geno is trash. But Cardinals should wait till the dead money isn't high. If you're already thinking of playing 20-30 m when you're paying your current QB 30-40 m then just wait
these are some big guys
Let's buy the Cardinals and move them to Columbus. The good people of Ohio cry out for a third team.Do we need to pick a new bird for the team name or do they have Cardinals there too?
>>153684958Northern Cardinal is the Ohio state bird
Is the QB group tomorrow just going to be a bunch of "project" QBs that they talk up because they're athletic or some shit?
>>153684973Then it's meant to be
>>153685023It's nothing special, half the states here have the Cardinal as a state bird
>>153684994allar, green, payton - yessimpson, nussmeier, klubnik and beck are more pro-ready (or maxed out for the latter three if you want to go go with the glass-half-empty approach)
>let's check out some of the broadswoah i don't think you're supposed to say that
>>153684849Will Levis is better than all of those shitters
>>153685060trvke, he can be the next darnold if he lands with a competent organization
>>153685060Levis sucks ass and is somehow worse than he was in college, which is impressive. He was only drafted because of Josh Allen's success.
>>1536850814td 0 ints 1st game. Had a good 1st half season and then Tits got rid of vrabel and Henry. He had 0 help that 2nd season
>>153685081He has no help and is in the worst team in the league
>>153685113cam ward's season was better than either of levis
>tank for archArch sucks lol
I'm hearing rumors that Detroit was gonna trade two firsts and terrion arnold for max crosby until arnold got wrapped up I'm some dumb crime stuffIs it true?
>>153685151i hope so, arnold is a shitter and now a criminal. and brad holmes needs to wheel n deal
The Raiders should trade Crosby
Show me those mock drafts
>>153685455my team: hall of fameryour team: bust
>>153685444crosby and their #1 overall for josh allen and bills first rounder (#26)
official 4.39 for sadiq the freak>>153685455shan't be doing those before free agency
>>153685475heh
sadiq not coming out to push fred the sled, but he doesn't have to, he's shown on tape that he's a fine blocker for his size
>>153685455ew gay
>>153685483>>153685532You think he drops out of the top 20? Heavy personnel is in these days
>>153685475This would set both teams back
>>153685534he does look like a butt pirate
why do i always have to pee after i finger my asshole
>>153685543nah, carolina at #19 is his absolute floor unless he totally bombed the interviews, and with the class overall not being that great at high-value positions he'll likely go even higher
God I can't wait until this horrible thread reaches 500
>>153685583because you don't use mouthwash
>>153685583That's called prostate cancer
>>153685123Levi’s has a better completion % and qbr
goodnight comfybros, see you tomorrow for the main event of the week
>>153685583Bussy
>>153685643god i hope so, then i won't have to be a panthers fan anymore
>>153684466>>153684695She's 40, that pussy dusty as fuck
>>153685754Unironically I'd choose Willis, Carr, Jameis, or even Cousins over McSharty.
>>153685754Jameis should still be a starter in this league. He's better than Justin Fields
>>153678961She'd be less fragile than Burrow
>>153682818Whiteys participate in them too though
He’s so handsome!
>>153685754Mac Jones would be the smart choice
>>153685754Where’s ryback?
>>153685899They'd need to pay more than Malik and probably a 1 or 2 round to get him
The Hammond BearsThe Northwest Indiana BearsThe Lower Midwest Bears
We love Kay hereWe hate Mina here
I got a 3 day ban for Alysa posting. What do I do next?
>>153685917My bussy
>>153685917
>>153685917keep fighting the good fight
>has been stripped of power even though he insists he hasn't been>looked like a huge bitch introducing John Harbaugh as his new boss>probably getting fired after this year and maybe even after the draft>now it's public knowledge the players hate his asskwab of the year?
post YFW the South Shore Electric Bears win the SB
>>153685971Joe Schoen was a dead man walking when he signed DJ and tagged Saquon. Swap those decisions and who knows where the G-Men are today
>>153685583Because when you stimulate your prostate you also put pressure on the bladderGo Bills btw
>jenn-ACK!
>>153685917Touch grass have sex etc
Predraft Power Rankings 1. Broncos2. Seahawks3. Rams4. Bills5. Eagles6. Bears7. Patriots.8. 49ers9. Chiefs10. ChargersI expect this to change drastically after the draft and after big trades/signings before summer. Vikings, Ravens, and Raiders will probably creep into this list.
>>153686184>5. Eagles
the raiders are gonna do what the texans did a couple years ago and take a qb with their first pick then trade back into the top 5 and take sonny styles i would be ok with trading crosby and maybe a 2nd or something like that to the tits or cards to make this happen
>>153686201Who would you put above them?
No one cares avapedo
>>153686225>above themFirst, everyone you already listed but remove the Patriots and add the Packers, Jags, Colts, and and Bengals
>>153686282>youIt wasn't me. You're dumb though.
After the midhawks and Sam Darnold won the super bowl, I've decided the eye test matters more than a one off flukey playoff. The Rams are My Pick for the Team of the Year
Is this the best pair of TEs in the league? Loveland is already top 5 and Kmet could be TE1 on most teams.
>>153686303>eye testRams ST fail the eye test though
>>153685871it do be like that
Alysa passes the eye test
>>153686324Does ryback pass the eye test?
>>153686297The Eagles are a bad team
eye test THIS*poos*
>>153686314They're great, but Tyler Higbee and Colby Parkinson mog. Rams have the best TE corps in the league.
I heard Ryback is dating Alysa
This nigga is going top 10.
Me and my Mina tulpa educating my Alysa tulpa in the fine art of lovemaking
>>153686438Al Davis just breathed air in his grave
>>153686451*turned in his graveIm drunk
>>153686458Well for starters, (You)
>>153686400Yeah, and?
>>153686282>Jags, Colts, Bengalsthey will improve but they're still going to be mid teams. Maybe Jags.>>153686400In the NFC they're second only to the NFC West teams.
>>153686494Eagles don't fear the Rams or Niners
>>153686494>In the NFC they're second only to the NFC West teams.Bears & Bucs > Eagles
>>153686494>teams>plural
>>153686542Nah
Kenyon suqdiq
>>153686542Hilarious this is how you think your life is.
>>153686494>t they're still going to be mid teamsAnd Philly isn't?
Nigga said the Bucs.
What would be the most hilarious but realistic team to talk themselves into Pavia.
>>153686582Cardinals
>>153686582The Browns
Brady's been looksmaxxing since before it was cool
>>153686582He's going to be 2nd string on the Dolphins and then end up starting half the season
How is it possible to ever think that Dillon Gabriel could be an NFL qb?
>>153686582Saint Louis Battlehawks
>>153686582The El Paso Chihuahuas
Grip Gayless
>>153686622Same last name and ethnicity as NFL MVP Roman Gabriel
>>153686420That was the only group I could think of on the same level. Don't think they'll be able to keep up with a full season of uninjured Colston Loveland this year though.
I can see some teams drafting Pavia day 3 in hopes of making him a runningback
>>153686637There's no way that's a real team.
>>153686610I wanna see this with peyton to see his forehead grow
>>153681577are you talking about bengals draft picks or 49ers draft picks?
Already accepted the Rams are going to get memed into the Super Bowl next year. Stafford's last season. Unless...
>>153686760Gaydy went out sad to Dak Prescott and Mike McCarthy, and you think Stafford will get a rigged owl?
>>153686760Next year's owl will be Chargers vs Rams
>>153686821Nah they don't want to be too obvious.
>>153686821*Chargers and Seahawks
I think humans are maxing out what we're capable of in the 40 yard dash
I'm finished
>>153686999Checked
Why does no one care usain bolt used PEDs?
>>153686999Aaron?
>>153687112Travis, actually
>>153687079proof?
>>153687079All pro athletes use PEDs
>>153687079That’s a big statement
>>153686971We have been since Deion, all that's changed is that everyone puts in the work and effort to do it correctly now, so we get to see how freakishly fast some of the other positions can be.
>>153686821Aren't they going to put a pool in SoFi for the Olympics in 2 years?
shut up sal
>>153687079pfft Rybâck used way more in his prime
It's time
>>153686458meet me at the altar
>>153687197
USA VS SCOTLAND LIVENFL (Rugby League)https://www.youtube.com/live/kovrS6BhOdsHalf time break atm
Allen was robbed.
new thread>>153687099
>>153687267shant
>>153686303Sometimes the best team doesn’t win.
>>153682656>>153682620How are you retards unable to just accept that the game was completely different when the old school played? You are always reaching for comparisons but they do not compare.
>>153687609no, you missed my point entirely. with modern rule changes and athletes and scheming there is no way old man rice could do anything in this current league so comparing his old man stats to a younger current player is absurd
