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>generational finnish talent
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Good night all you nighttime /hoc/ers
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what did Marner do this time?
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delet dis
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the wheels are falling off the bus, sharksbros
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chuckie are you okay?
are you okay chuckie?
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>>153679930
gday mo8t
layts gayts tha bawrbee roight
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>literally a McDonald's president named Donald
who writes this shit
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>>153679942
I wish I had a barbie at my place. My neighbours have one and it's right next to the fence and they never clean it so it fucking smokes out my entire house. I fucking hate them.

It also makes me not want to do the same to anyone else so I just go without.
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>>153679941
two cups and a gold medal probably makes him feel okay i'd think yeah
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>team literally tells you they aren't re-signing you
>can literally walk away for nothing at the end of the season
>agree to get traded to a team of your choice
>fans bitch and moan that you didnt agree to a trade to some shit tier last place team
Rags fans dont deserve shit. Most retarded entitled fans in the league.
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>>153679948
oi cunt tell johno and shazza next door to fuckin clean their barbie mate
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he's so fucken good bros already in norris form
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>>153679948
have you considered investing in a supervillain's giant fan
and maybe one of these
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>>153679948
heck yeah brodda
same
i live downtown montreal and im lucky enough to have a big backyard but i dont "barbie" for that same reason
i used to live in the suburbs in a big building with lots of foreigners where people would hardcore bbq on their balcony and the smell was awful
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you could have had jagger firkus...THE jagger firkus...
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>>153679949
perennial passenger, ultimate glue guy, never been the factor in any winning scenario

the kitties would trade your entire roster for mcdavid's jockstrap
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>>153679953
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>call it
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>>153679950
>Traded to the Kings who haven't won a game since January and are out of the playoffs.
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lol
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>>153679951
there is so much shit I hate about those people I don't even know where to begin complaining. the cunt also fills my house with ciggy and vape smoke all the time, their literal retard kids throw shit over the fence constantly and if I return it they think it's a game and throw it right back. It looks like a fuckin Chuck-e-Cheese in my backyard sometimes. Now it just throw it all over the back fence and I don't even know if they're aware of how much shit is collecting back there.
>>153679957
Yeah I've giant industrial Dynabreeze but my house is two stories, it comes in ever fucking window and door and I shouldn't have to shut my house up and not get any cool breeze or fresh air because the cunt has to smoke 15 times a day.
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Playoff run has started
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>>153679971
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he is too powerful ...
we rotate him behind the opposition net to drag the puck in through the gravitational field he has...
yes in boston we use EVERY advantage and edge we can find
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>>153679982
He got his last bag and will cup chase after it ends
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>>153679994
it makes me sad because I know the Bruins' days are numbered
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>>153679992
kek
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>>153679953
He might be lowest hockey IQ player ever in the NHL.
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could the leafs/kangz realistically beat Nabisar Hockey League's(NHL) newest addition?
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>>153679996
Reavo was such a hero for that
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>>153680032
Yes since all of those young men are dying in a war with Afghanistan as we speak.
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>rags
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>pakis invade hodgies
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>>153680006
Viktor Arvidsson has two more goals than Adam Fantilli
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>>153680039
Future paralympics powerhouse
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>>153680049
Well Arvidsson doesn't fukaround. It would give me so much joy if the Bruskis pulled it into the playoffs but the last time I checked the chances were getting pretty low
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your ___ has nice ____ i want to _________ on
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>>153680066
____ rink ___ ____ ice _ ____ __ skate __
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>>153680066
goalie
pads
marner
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>>153680066
neighboor
kangaroos
goon
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>>153679971
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>>153680066
mitchell
marners
mitch
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>>153680069
niggers
tongue
my
hole
wearing
unlaced
s
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>>153680146
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This Chinese dating sim game. All it's making me want to do is hit the chinese tab on my favorite porno site.
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>>153680146
A bit zesty ngl
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why is evan rodrigues so fruity?
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>>153680161
desu they have cheap chinese """massage""" shops in the mist remite places of canada
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Another Habs L tonight mes amis
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>>153680168
latin genes
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>>153680168
according to wiki he's half port of guese. ever been to brazil? they're all frooty.
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>>153680171
>i am pagliacci
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>>153680169
Bruh theres a rub n tug in the spot where i used to buy smokes from a paki 20 years ago when i was underage, but i cant go there because everyone knows its a rug n tug
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>>153680173
I heard they're loco
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/hoc/ fears italians
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>>153680185
jrock's still in business?
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>>153680066
TV
colors
binge the sopranos
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>>153680066
your stoat has nice feet i want to cum on
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>>153680186
god, you just know they are whiny cunts sober and terribly bitchy when they drink, but my fuck.
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>it could happen to you
>it could happen to me
>and T
>check check check it out
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>>153680189
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>>153680199
It did in fact not happen to T.
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>>153680193
Hey Sweden
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>153680228
>>>>>>>>>/cric/
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that'a ok hbk is still a fag
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Wrestlefags OUT
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>1 post in 2 hours
Geeze. I wish I had a Chinese wife
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what if mcdavid was actually two different guys
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>>153680552
what if mackbedard was actually one guy
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>>153680221
You either delivah that prick to my dooh, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your national olympic team like you have NEVAH fuckin' seen.
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>>153680195
o lawd
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bros i'd five it all up for a chinese girl to suck my cock
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>6 seasons of le shows funny cause they cant say the letter r
let me hea you say it. say whats up sweden
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Test
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Cricket
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poo peeland
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Talking to Google AI is more entertaining and by far more informative
basically fuck this place
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>>153680764
>>153680770
>Test Cricket
the worst kind of cricket there is. and that's saying a lot because even short schoolyard cricket is intolerable.
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>>153680781
but you're missing out on the bants. why talk to anyone if there won't be bants?
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>>153680784
wtf are you talking about
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>>153680790
Test >>153680764
Cricket >>153680770
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>>153680799
no one here knows wtf you talking about man
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Flames won :))
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Cacucks lost lol

Avs lost lol
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>>153680821
Same. Cricket is stupid and confusing, and long, and boring. CRICKET.
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holy smokes an empty net just flew over my house
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love to usa from sweeten
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[Windy news]
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>>153680193
it’s a fucking disgrace
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Surely today is the day nj devils ownership wakes the fuck up and starts to hold people accountable for this absolute disgrace of a hockey team
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>>153680931
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>>153680964
SAVED
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>>153680963
>year 6 of the 2 week special operation in newark
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Red sky in the morn
Sailors be warned
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>>153680981
>laffs
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Red sky at night
Sailor's delight
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hate the sens but these fucking refs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFAA3Fg-UQ8
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>>153681084
>brady skates straight into edvinsson breaking his nose with his own stick when simon stands up on him
hilarious
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wtf are you all doing all day
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We'll be back after these regularly scheduled marners
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>>153681110
wagin' then drankin'
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>>153680028
all this Bulju posting and this fucking swede says this
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i bought some cola and sips for tonight's games
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>be Noah Dobson
>score two goals against former team
>go -2 in the 4-3 loss, showcasing horrendous defense
that's so Dobson
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>>153681182
enjoy
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matthew schaefer is crazy good
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now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
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>>153681182
what pussi did you pick?
Im more of a popcorn guy
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>>153681205
MainCharacterDavid
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>>153679953
And (((they))) are forcing his sister as the face of female hockey.
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>>153681211
no. he was one-on-one with a twink forward. nothing wrong with taking it to the net there.
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>>153681218
Wrong.
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>>153681203
Unlike my islanders
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>>153679953
this must be that black excellence i keep hearing about
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>>153681225
i know more about hockey than some finn lol
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year of the fire horse
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>>153681239
You wish, leafcuck
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The 4 best players in the game are all MACKs… MACKdavid, MACKinnon, MACKar, MACKlin …
You still don’t think it’s worth tanking for Gavin McKenna…?
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>>153681244
is this a chinese team?
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>>153681255
good luck trying to win a game without a goalie
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>>153681255
how can they be the best if they lost
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business idea: get pucks on net and take it one shift at a time
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>>153681271
Charlie MACKavoy shut em all down
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>>153681208
for me it is coop rustic merisuola
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>>153681244
What is the KHL aesthetic
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>>153681296
>coop
rip rainbow
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>>153681255
Kucherov > MacPusy
Werenski > Makar
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>>153681313
is eldorado still a thing
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>>153681255
The only one of those worth half a fuck is MACKlin, the rest are offense-first points babies that dont play defense.
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>>153681297
clean
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>>153681320
neverheard
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>>153681321
celebrini is +8 with 56 evp
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>>153681314
now that makar has been exposed as a forward, will gary allow the norris to go to an actual defenseman this year like seider or werenski?
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my pens :)
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>>153681364
your penis :p
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>giveaway machine
>actual defencemen
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>>153681385
>plays the most
>plays against the best opponents
>oh wow look how many times he lost the puck
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think its finna be a whiskey night
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>>153681404
I'm more of a milk drinker myself
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uhhhh McDavid haters, what the hell is this?
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>>153681405
shut the fuck up nerd ill heem you to death
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>>153681182
Cheers Pekka
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>>153681404
just water for me but enjoy
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>>153681402
forsling manages to find a way
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>>153681409
thats a lot of secondaries!
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>>153681409
>play with dogshit players so you look better
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The Panthers are going to make a playoff push, aren't they?
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>>153681418
why didnt you use Gva/60 with Seider?
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>>153681409
i can tell you what it isnt:
a stan lee ring and a gold medal kwab
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>>153679950
They got less for Panarin than Brock Nelson. I would be pissed off too if I got "Liam Greentree" and nor even a 2nd in return for Panarin.
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>>153681432
hes probably a seething laffs fan
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>>153681409
oh wow I bet a guy like that also gets a lot of points in championship games
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Demidov had like 2 shifts last night that were good. I get why habs fans want him to win the calder but he was barely noticable compared to Caufield, Suzuki and even Hutson.
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>>153681485
i'm a little disappointed in him so far this season but he's still a bonafide top-9 forward. he and slafkovsky can supplement caufield and suzuki's offence. that's not so bad.
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>here’s the 34 year-old I was telling you about
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>k8ngs
All these years and Oilers still have their number
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>>153681432
cause he is middle of the pack
>2.69 gva/60
how is that indicative of the best "actual defencemen"
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>>153681462
>whatabout da laffs
every time
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>>153681509
you are the same retard who said mcdavid did no mistakes in the overtime right?
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>>153681505
Total raccoon death
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>>153681532
what are you on about?
you brought up that sider plays a lot but when compared to other top d men across the league he is a giveaway machine
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>>153681543
you compared him against his teammates
your low IQ reeks from every post you make
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>>153681501
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>>153681462
Rent free pal
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Mr. TRB, Bud is out here posting on Twitter without his shirt on asking if you want to watch anime with him
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>>153681546
i showed that he had the most giveaways on his team, then that he wasnt even in the top 5 for least gva/60 for relevant dmen
another label? pathetic
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>>153681563
yes your first point was retarded as I told in my first reply and your second point is retarded because you think the best dman in the league should be best at every single statistic
newsflash bozo: being top 5 in everything makes you best in the league.
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>>153681516
>>153681556
looks like I got two of them on the hook
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>>153681583
>newsflash bozo: being top 5 in everything makes you best in the league.
so you agree seider isnt the best defencemen
why are you so angry?
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>>153681430
They’ll find a way to make playoffs
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>Forsling
>top defenseman
You can safely reject this retard’s dogshit opinion and he should promptly kill himself
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>>153681618
id rather have multiple champion forlsing leading my d than zero playoff game shitter seider
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can we get rid of this montembeault guy? hhholy
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>>153681627
ESL?
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>>153681632
cope?
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>>153681660
thats only legal if you are brothers
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Toasted PB&J is the best snack
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All of the pronoun fags on X seething over Team USA makes that gold taste even sweeter. Maybe it's because all of the fags crying about it are fat and diabetic, I don't know.
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>>153681409
The best player when it doesn't really matter.
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this leaf just really hates my wings, that's why he cant accept that seider is elite and will be a top defender for many years. I proved it by naming the laffs
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>>153681678
how many cups?
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>>153681668
how are these people still real? are they? theyve done nothing but get BTFO daily for years plus theyve had ample time to grow up. part of my thinks its just shareblue bot farms that never went offline
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>>153681145
I miss him every day. Juice is good but it’s just not the same
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>>153681682
>how many cups does a rebuilding team have?
and you think this is a gotcha, lmao
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Challenge: Name a Panther that didn't get exposed as a meme at the Olympics (impossible)
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>>153681692
answer the question
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Saarjeet barely knows English.
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>>153681698
make me
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>>153681700
your dubs did it for you
kwab
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>>153681697
matthew tkachuk
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>>153681703
whatever you say sweetie
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>>153681716
is that so? im not a laffer
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>>153681667
What jam?
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>>153681205
Fuggg if Hughes doesn't win that puck to get out of the zone it's 2 on zero and over probably

Than one another win puck and perfect pass than sog

Some one forgot to back check
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>>153680781
Its called gemini
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>>153681667
for me it's toasted peanut butter & banana
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I think the advanced stats also say the rangers are bad
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>>153681732
definitely a top contender
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>>153681725
sorry we disrespected your friend
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>>153681709
>0 goals

Next
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This general is about as bad as /nfl/ maybe worse
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>>153681205
hughes an idiot doing that risky poke check could have got killed
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happy bud1412 every1
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quinn hughes isn't even on his level
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>>153681798
Cale Makar bros... It's over for us...
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48 days until the season ends on 04/16/26, which is 1 day before the 4th anniversary of 04/17/22
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>>153681798
oh boy you'll have two cale makars not defending next time
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It’s going from a freezing morning to a chilly morning. Hope nothing happened during easter years ago on a chilly morning
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>bud
i said it guys! i said the meme!
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>>153681811
still better then seidshit on the ice
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>>153681823
We don’t post selfies here
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why xhe buble
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>>153681826
lol look whos obsessed now
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>>153681809
4 years ago /hoc/ changed forever
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>>153681834
>noooo stop mocking him
no
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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgG-WJZ720
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bud DID 1
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>>153681823
I can't grow that much facial hair
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>>153681205
wow I never noticed that before hughes was reckless theree at the blu line
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>>153681660
that's too many men
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>your president turns you into a digital puppet to say slurs against canadians
What a time to be alive
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>>153681951
There need to be laws against using someone in AI
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>>153681964
trump doesnt care about that his cronies control the media
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euros are so soft
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>>153681499
Yeah he's extremely talented but I get why he isn't gonna win the calder. He's got some holes to his game but the talent is absolutely there
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>>153681983
this
everyone knows the media is almost unanimously pro-trump
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>>153681951
is fuck the slur or is maple syrup a slur
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how right program to spam this thread with Olympic golf highlights for the next 4 years
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>>153681205
cucknadians got beat twice for the puck and definitely should have won the first one with that half assed poke by hughes wtf was he thinking
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i still can't believe those refs didn't call too many men in the gmg
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>>153681997
Schaefer has the Calder locked up, if it wasn't for him the Calder would be a very close race between Demidov and Sennecke
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>>153682043
>Sennecke
no idea who this is. i wish pacific games weren't so late. ducks and sharks games sound fun.
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>>153682043
would be the first time the calder was awarded to a d-man in back-to-back years since 1964. now, THAT'S somethin.
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mitch: won
copey: won
bud: won
dominick: won
dilly: lost and has no milly kwab
rapey: lost and was raped kwarb
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This guy Tkachuk is the real captain of team USA
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>>153682068
then why didnt he show up at all in the gmg
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can we have tate mcrae?
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>>153682065
Copey lost actually
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>>153682048
He plays like Corey Perry minus the douche behavior. Big player with a nice shot and a long reach, better hands and creativity than you'd expect, isn't afraid to play around the crease or take/deliver hits. 19G/26A.
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>>153682080
Source?
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there was 12 games last night and yet still this place was dead
real sh*t general you got here
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>>153682105
there are 4 /hoc/s in the catalogue with >500 posts
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>>153682105
its 11:30am on friday you neet retard
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>>153681697
Lundell
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>Loses the U-18s
>Loses the World Juniors
>Loses IIHF Men's
>Loses in the Olympics
>Loses the Calder
Celebrinibros...are we sure we're betting on the right horse
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>>153682115
and? 3 hours to watch anime then gym then nap then back to gym. /hoc/ is full of influencers actually you just dont know shit
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>>153682126
cope im an educator and sculptor of young minds
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>>153682075
I wonder if the tate mcrae family has its own luke hughes
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>>153682124
i still belieb. he’s the next gordie howe
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>>153682038
I still cant believe you think one more powerplay would have decided the game with our 100% pk
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>>153682068
wrong it was dboss, just look at this hat
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>>153682115
wow you're reading comprehension well let's just say you are what you call people very rude and childish btw
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>>153682129
teachers are gay and retarded i never learned shit in school
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>>153682152
>not paying attention
kwab
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>>153682159
guaranteed i had higher score than you in temple run
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>>153682166
im more of a 2048 chad
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>>153682085
My own thoughts and experiences
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>>153682030
>>153681879
>>153681788
>>153681723

100% if he loses that puck at the blue line it's guaranteed over unless the shooter misses the net
your the Best posters itt and know ball
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>>153682152
We can tell
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>>153682129
How many have you trooned out this year?
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>>153682224
whatever im going back to my cartoons. ttheyre high iq. you woudnt understand
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>>153682152
>I’m self-smarted
>t. Ricky
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>>153682124
adversity will form him into a champion
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>>153682138
i don't at all. canada did nothing on their 5-on-3. it was just a crazy non-call.
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>>153682018
Scottie will save /hoc/
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>>153682224
Hey, Flipper! Come on now. Settle down there, buddy
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i will be watching buffalo take on the defending cup champs
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>>153682255
>canada did nothing on their 5-on-3

Makar and MacKinnon run the worst PP in the league and we decided to put them out there on the first unit. What a fucking retard Cooper is
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>>153682263
Scottie don't
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>>153682295
They also have one of the worst OT records and he put them on the 3 on 3.
Asking to lose.
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>>153682295
It's shocking Colorado's PP is as bad as it is, maybe Canada/Cooper thought it was a system problem instead of a personnel problem
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12 HOUR THREAD ARE YOU ALL SERIOUS...THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAD!!
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>>153682295
shoulda put suzuki and caulfield out there
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>>153682295
>>153682307
cooper has not been taking enough heat over this
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>Canadian media and podcasters are still seething over Matthews and Tkachuk.

Do leads REALLY?
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>>153682316
Cope he's a players coach
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>>153682311
dig in, boys
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>>153682311
Fuck off and give me some smokes
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>>153682295
>ynr Nate taking a wild one timer from a shit angle and having the puck ring around back to their own end
pissed me off
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>>153682231
theres a tranny in second period but xhe still uses xher masculine name
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I might as well be in /nfl/ for the 6 months with ZERO games and it would be just as good as hoc going into the DAMN playoffs and trade deadline you all SUCK worse than a player in a gmg that can't hit an empty net
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They linked up
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>>153682347
/hoc/ is an oldfag blog site try hf boards or calgarypuck
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the yt house
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the nashville predators. a teachers favorite team
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its a shit list
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>>153682360
Flamiac im afraid bud
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win do we start taking over the oil fields in alberta we won them fair and square plus greenland
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Why does this jewish wigger who loves the NBA and NFL keep seething about /hoc/ ITT?
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>>153681205
way way to risky play by hueghs there he was so so very lucky
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>>153682385
the canacucks are disputing it so we're contracting out for somebody to heem them looks like the swedes got the contract
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>>153682418
great now got to send an aircraft carrier over to stupid Canada as well this stuff is getting ridiculous
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my stats guy is telling me fraser minten has more goals than brandon carlo.and Scott Laughton combined
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happy birthday mike sullivan
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>>153682512
how does minten's goal total compare to knies?
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>>153682443
Couple drones should handle it my neighbor's kid got that contract
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>>153682354
The White House is a big one.
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hand over the butter tarts, and no one gets hurt
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Word on the street is they're gonna have an exciting season!
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>>153682512
he's trying to impress his first love, connor bedard
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>>153682539
I'm sorry but this laffs shitposting is getting cruel please remember your new testament.
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>>153682562
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dangle is seething at americans
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>>153682676
>laffs
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Business idea: Test Match Hockey

Hockey games that last 5 days and whichever team scores the most goals over 5 days wins
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>>153682721
NJ Devils would be getting shut out half the time still anyways
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Business Idea: the team with the longest cup drought gets relegated to the AHL and any player on the relegated team cannot be traded to the AHL for one full season post relegation
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>>153682676
so am i, every day
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>>153682721
5 days would be brutal but I think a days worth could be interesting. Though it'd be cringe if a team ran away with the score too early
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why is the white house trying to completely tank the reputation of Team USA lol
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knights play today
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>>153682816
bases
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>>153682830
No, hockey.
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>>153682803
Lmao what did they do?
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so what kind of haul can we expect my leafs to get at the deadline for Scott Laughton?
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>>153682859
Posting that AI video of Brady calling Canadians syrup chugging fucks some some dipshit reason
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>>153682859
They posted some AI edited video of Brady saying "They booed our national anthem, so I had to come out and teach those maple syrup eating fucks/fags a lesson" on tiktok
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>>153682860
was listening to real kyper and that guy sammy said unloading OEL, Laughton, mcmann and domi should bring back the equivalent of four first rounders
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work overpaid my by 2k which is annoying now i'll have to deal with that and they're inept so i'm positive it'll fuck up my taxes for next year
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>>153682860
jonas siegelwas saying on overdrive yesterday that the >laffs should get a first for laughton or mcmann.
delusional.
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Next thread theme should be a Connor McDavid hate thread. Guy is just the most overrated fucking loser in NHL history. Lost in juniors. Lost the cup final twice. Lost the Olympic medal game. He can’t handle the big games, he disappears, and they give him a participation trophy (MVP) for assisting on a bunch of goals in a front-loaded fashion. Tired of this guy. I can’t wait until he can’t skate as fast which is any year now because he’s getting old. The only thing he’s good at is losing and getting awarded for it.
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>>153682964
He won the prestigious 4 Nations World Championship
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im watching the replay of assves/mild
dylan's stars are fucked kwab
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playing wind waker. might login to fire red soon what starter should i choose
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>>153682948
jonas has started carrying water for the laffs since he got his pee pee smacked for some article he wrote about their injury problems being because they cheaped out
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nick suzuki didn't have a great olympics but that's on cooper for playing him on the wing.
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>>153682975
Immediately overshadowed by the Olympics
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>>153683029
incoherent gobbledygook
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<3
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>>153683060
that's a nice response, thank you
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>>153683016
uhhhh sick. wtc?
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>>153683049
only because americans are insufferable
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me? I rise above it
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>>153683060
Italy should be banned from hosting the Winter Olympics
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>>153683029
>he actually bought the bing bang wahoo 2
grow up, anon
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>>153683060
McGaunt
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>>153683060
McKWAB
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>>153683060
the paralympics are even more special
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>>153681501
i too look like this
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>>153683044
He single-handedly kept us alive against the Czechs
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if 3 on 3 isnt real hockey, what does that say about canada unable to score 5 on 3?
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>>153683078
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>>153683149
Maybe canacucks should be relegated.
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>>153683149
it says canada was playing by the rules and usa was playing cheater hockey by going to the meme format so canada couldnt score
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How do you eat a KitKat? Do you take one big ol bite into it or do you eat piece by piece
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>>153683189
2 sticks at a time, leave them together and just bite into them
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>>153683187
Why are you people incapable of adapting a lost ever?
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>>153683149
cooper is a shit coach
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>>153683186
True, 8-10 years playing with the minnows and they might learn how to play with good teams.
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McDavid is winning the Cup this season. He’s fucking pissed and will dig deep
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>>153683226
I just noticed Hellebuyck sweeping the puck behind the net before McLoser even stops moving. It's so dense.
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man, you would think the “greatest team ever assembled” would be able to win a 3v3 easy
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>>153683267
you would think you wouldn't have to wear Velcro shoes at your age but here we are
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>>153683271
why does the "best defenseman in the world" just stop skating and watch the usa score the golden goal
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I ain’t ashamed to say it;
they are all frauds
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>tfw that canadian kwab kept spamming their four nations victory and now Americans will be spamming a victory that actually matters
Kek pottery
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cutefield got screwed last night
kicked towards the net my ass
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>>153683290
>cutefield got screwed last night
Cope, him and Suzuki are just good friends.
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There's a Canadian lady smiling in the upper right hand corner lol
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oof
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drankin'
dudin'
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>>153683300
It's time to rebuild the Avs, we can't win with these Canacats
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>>153683299
This is a great photo but I’m also a biased Red Wings fan
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>>153683299
AIslop
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>>153683215
offseason summer of 2028 im going to unveil a cope the likes of which has never been seen before
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>>153683300
he didnt even get a stuffy for that loss
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So this is what it’s like to be a Devils enjoyer huh
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>ducks only 1 point behind fraudmenton
Kwab division
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>>153683311
Any man who's not a Red Wings fan is a damn fool.
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>>153683093
no. mario and zelda rules
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>>153683300
>McDavid loses his first game back off an odd man net drive
>Mac and Mak lose their second game back to Boldy and Hughes
Kino
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muh kongs are so bad fire hiller
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>>153683338
lttp was the last good zelda game
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>lets taste the penis
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>>153683345
Fuck Panarin, he is a loser
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>>153683352
kek
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>>153683346
i've only played minish cap desu
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>>153683300
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listening to the sick podcast from last night. pierre mcguire and brian wilde are trying to argue that montembum played well last night. crazy take.
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>>153683382
Why do fans love defending trash goalies
>>
Celitwinki
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>tfw rivals game is gary
it's just like real life
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>>153683382
Damn that’s crazy
>>
Heated Gary
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replyguying journalists to tell them free seats in the 300s puts them in a lower tier of glorified fans than influencers in the lower bowl
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Bruh they has 34k people watching the YouTube stream of the game last night. PWHL on the rise while boys club squandered all the good will Heated Rivalry ans pride night brought to the NHL.
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sabres debbies bromance?
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>>153683443
Why are all of the seats around them empty? Did their periods sync up?
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>>153683447
god damnit i meant to use a different image
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>>153683443
4 of those views were me on adblocked devices
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>>153683443
I love it when women
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>>153683447
Did Paul skenes got a new girlfriend?
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mild are going to sweep dallass in the first round lol lol
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>>153683443
why is it so empty behind them
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lames/shorks uni matchup is beautiful :O
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>>153683525
Dylan in shambles
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taking a wet steamy calgary
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>>153683279
Because when they said "We don't need Bouchard, we have Makar" this is what they meant
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>>153683279
he gassed af from playing all game
cooper didnt coach to canada's depth
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how much would the blots have to give up to get stammer back in tampa?
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>>153683525
KWAB
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>Used to have full season tickets for the bakersfield condors
>was like $450 for 40 games, $11.50 per game
>look into getting a half season plan since I was in grad school and dropped down to a 6 game voucher plan
>mfw the half season plan is nearly the price of my full season ticket last time I had them
I still might buy it for season ticket holder experiences like a bus ticket to see an oilers game in san jose or a trip to doger stadium
I know leafs would be envious for getting a half season plan at 21 bucks a game
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>>153683589
>canada's depth

Canada had no depth on D because they took garbage like Parayko, Sanheim, and Doughty. Harley, Toews, and Theodore aren't real #1 defencemen so they were just along for the ride. With Morrisey hurt that left just Makar and he's overrated as fuck.
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>>153683624
Who gives a fuck, it's the AHL. Couldn't pay me to watch that shit.
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>>153683455
>>153683542
It's was intermission chud
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>>153679928
He'll be back on some one year deal, be a PP merchant, and win a cup
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>>153683647
Still live hockey and I dont want to make a 4 hour round trip to LA if I wanted to see NHL action
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>>153683658
Okay cool
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>>153683647
you sound pretty angry and bitter, maybe go back to your video games and relax a little
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>>153683655
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>>153683666
Sorry did I hurt your boyfriends feelings? Fucking fag.
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got the connections with no errors today
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>>153683632
This. The retards who picked those skaters and Binnishit should be gassed.
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>>153683680
go back to your video games and relax a little
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>>153683680
If this doesn't tell you the type of people getting caught up in the "controversy" then I don't know what will.
Maybe ask them if they can see the puck.
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>>153683443
imagine the smell
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>>153683680
What are hockey flaired users?
>>
we're off and running
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>>153683720
What are we doing?
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>>153683590
Why would they want glasskos back?
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>>153683590
But he’s washed
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>>153683683
i wish i had a boyfriend to defend my feelings from internet bullies
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larks is all of our captain
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based dregs going after e-doctors
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>>153683447
>sitting her butt on the table
gross thats where poop and fart comes from
looking at the size of her gut she's got a big one stored up
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why do teams have an in house "peanis" insted of djs or something people from this millennium actually care about
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>Don't say that about my country, eh
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>>153683837
do you think steve baldwin will ever accidentally shoot his trading cards
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I wish you'd come down and meet me here
I'm gridlocked. I'm not going anywhere
I've had a bad year
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>>153683832
for me its when they play wwe themes at the games
THEN. NOW. FOREVER.
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boop
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>>153683832
brainrot slop on the jumbotron
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>>153683806
Of course it's some Indian living in canada
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>>153683832
A pianist is classy and never obsolete unlike DJs who have been irrelevant since the Ipod realesed 20 years Go
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>>153683897
>brainrot slop
just like my wwe
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>>153683832
Nigga it's a sporting event not Pulse Night Club
>>
Wrestlefags OUT
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Vegas lost the trade rasmus andersson has the same points as white cloud on a better team lol
>>
its E-God or Wrestlechad im afraid tranny kwab
>>
>>153683905
Cody dyes his hair
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>libtards
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebIK0YZ13NU
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>>153683901
He is definitely not Indian. He looks Pakistani.
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>>153683925
that's what happens when you hire a strong independent woman for pr reasons
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>>153683897
only thing thats on my mind is who gon run this town tonight
>>
Why are there 4 generals right now
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>>153683923
bleaches his wife too
>>
Calm down, unc, it’s almost time for bed
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>>153683773
Maybe you should put yourself out there more and stop hanging in your apartment all day
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>>153683854
Othmann should have just slashed that faggot's ankles behind the play
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i miss them so much
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>>153683206
oof the pain is palpable. I hope mickmack and the rest crammed those plushies down the toilets before they left and fucked all the plumbing
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>>153683300
Jen
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love my gary love my jewboys just ordered a reuben
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Our Sennies better bootyblast the >laffs tomorrow
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Please god let my clients sign off soon so I can log off
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found out today I have rare blood
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>>153684181
yeh we’re drinkin and watching ‘97 stanley cup highlights
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>women
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found out today im a starseed when the youtube video found me at exactly 4 am
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>>153684181
>clients
Bud you work in marketing. No one gives a fuck
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>>153684250
The coyotes needed better marketing
>>
has the dust settled yet
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>>153684290
yes, larkin is the most liked and respected player in hockey
>>
I want to personally congratulate whatever team gets easton cowan from my laffshits when they dump him for some washed up 36 year old forward that was good once 7 years ago.
>>
Our Sennies mentioned which means the next one should be Sennies (Our Sennies)
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>>153683934
he looks like an indian with a different religion?
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How do we save the Avs?
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>>153684290
Yup. My vacuum is broken and I need a new one
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>>153684312
Blessed post
>>
im back from my 3 day ban for green texting a reddit quality post and using the cringe reddit guy as an image, what did i miss
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>>153684326
add an e
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How fuckable are Canadian women?
>>
>>153684326
Teach MacKinnon how to get pucks deep
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>>153684422
hurts just like it does here :(
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>>153684327
My vacuum broke today as well
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>>153684444
checked
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>>153684420
Avse?
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>>153684444
I’m sorry
We’ll have to both vacuums together
>>
new
>>153684481
>>153684481
>>153684481
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>>153684422
they are better indefinitely than american pussy from experience
american women are too fat



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