>Lap:#8352>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153673174>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Warning: AMX has learned a few new tricksCaddy reveals their F1 car's chassis name: MAC-26 (MA for Mario Andretti, also MAC for Big Mac)Honda losing their shit because of how awful their PU is, they allege Nui's autism is partially to blame.Some fat fuck will appear at the Japanese GP (other than Edd).DTS Season 8 is out (who the fuck cares)500 Hours of Therapy on The Island™ man abducts another Italian.Mekies declares taking a conservative role within RBRRemember Spyker? McPedos are being sponsored by Etihad now, their logo will be at the wing.One week until FP1
Lonso pole
>some argentoid bullshitchrist
anime alonso
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>>153683216savedd
>>153683826i dont understand this webm
>>153683766Yo OP, im gonna need sauce on pic rel
which nickname do we use for aston martin?>asston shartin/asstonreddit>shartin poopinnot bad, rolls off the tongue>poopoo shartinsame, but different>poopin/pooping shartinheh>shartin fartinkek
>>153683845It's a video of queerstonia's reaction to that post
>>153683896i get that, but what is that expresion trying to convey
>>153683766>chihayawelp thats unexpected , now post nnnnnn vivi
You guys dont know how much I need to fuck a hooker, the stress is coming from all sides and I cant find any time on my week to FUCKF1™
>>153683916
>>153683946Why a hooker specifically?
>>153683946you live in brazil, doesnt some tranny cost like 2 cents to fuck over here
Undisputed heavyweight
>>153683978because I dont have a girlfriend thats why>>153683980choose onehttps://www.private55.com/acompanhantes-curitiba-pr
>>153683870
>>153683986better than tyson fury
>>153683994>because I dont have a girlfriend thats whySo why not fuck a friend? You have those at least, right?
>>153683858Sure.https://x.com/stuffed_shark/status/2026666699945292185It's a trend going on where some guy begged artist to draw her wearing one of these https://x.com/stinkynils/status/2025563962859737438and tons of other fanart were made as a result.Anyway this is still /f1/ related because the great satan and Museo endorses anime.
>>153684010Maybe he wants to fuck a woman
>>153684028So fuck a female friend.
>>153684027thanks nigga
>>153684010I have but its not easy
>>153683994Vanessa Gonzalez
>>153684032What's that?
>>153684036What do you mean? Penis goes in the hole, it's actually very easy.
>>153684032as if>>153684028that would be nice
>asstonstill, could be worse
>>153684045This oversimplification is how we end up with toaster anon
>in February 2021, /f1/ was 90% full of BLM faggots, black cock suckers and schizo britbongs and their ass lickers>in February 2026, barely any black token driver fans left, and talk revolves around lame and tame degeneracylelmao and kekerinos, what happened, /f1/ ?
>>153684163>what happenedDecember 12th 2021
>>153683994Bianca Ferrari, /f1/ approved
>>153684210How many years has she been out of racing now?
I'm not gonna visit that tranny hooker/escort website but I'm curious if they include penis size on the page for each of the menu items.Pic related as Lando also checks the girth first
>>153684276less than a year.recently, she has been going to the audi F1 team headquarters.
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153683766good evening
Honda just needs more time
>>153684443Who the hell is taco? And do you know if fraudmilton has purchased another dog?
>>153684479taco is a wiener dog. her owner is chuck's gf's friend and leo's playmate
>>153684491and her name is matilde
>>153684502Has she got a boyfriend or do you think... you know...
>>153684579Chuck is starting a harem
Free Practice 1 in: 6 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes, 37 seconds
>>153684602Chuck is gay
>>153684636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SbUt1-N-TU
>>153684636Just because his fiance and teammate are both brown doesn't mean he pretends it's Hamilton in his bed every night
>>153684210TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153684032That sounds gay.
>>153684621im in italy with my parents on race week, either i stay up until 5am for quali and race or i wake up at 5am, either way i dont wanna do that
You know, the overtake mode being as ass as it is might be good thing. It'll be more boring to watch, but now overtakes will require actual effort.
>>153684839then don't do that
>>153684839Waking up early for practice/quali is so comfy though
POV: you're the doorman at a gay bathhouse in Melbourne next weekend
>>153684901>using POV correctly Nigel, what are you doing in our female 1 general?
bring back tall noses and good looking cars
>>153684842if id do that my dad would tear me a new one, he doesnt like throwing out money>>153684851not at 5 fucking am
>>153684901max and his sonthe mexicansthe poofs
>>153685148is that post calling the goblin out for being a slimy juice(which i dont agree with, as max, charles, michael, etc all would have done the same) or calling him out as a dumbass for trying to get max penalised post race which shouldnt even count anymore?
>>153685008>not at 5 fucking amBut that's what I meant by "early", anon.It's no longer early past 6 am
>>153685175for me it is
>>153685198its called "get a job"
>>153685233>okay, the old man told me to take any gimi in the thread
>watching 2022>norris gets up to speed after a safety car, then slams on his breaks right in front of maxSo that's just a thing a do.The difference of course being that fia didn't give a shit when Lando did it, but then gave Oscar a ten second penalty with the only real difference being that it was more wet at Silverstone.
>>153685403do you have a webm or video? George for example didnt get penalised at canada this year for this because he was in the legal greyzone since the stewards just measured the pressure he put on the brakes, while when piastri did that at silverstone he put on way more pressure. Also he almost made several others crash that had to take evasive measures, and honestly, idgaf about his penalty, because it almost made nico loose his podium.
>>153683766>tf>still jerks off to 2D girls because he's still mentally 19 in a 27yo's body
>>153685651Is it always projections with you mutts?
gimi
>>153685683Was I on the mark, or one year off?
I jerked off to the OP pic so much that I just NOW got around to making a post.
Maybe I should try jerking off to 2D girls, the anons that do seem like well-adjusted individuals
You artificial mother fuckers
>no content from lewis (sold his rights to apple), alonso (old), max (salty) in dts8, only footage from the season is shownmehboring seasonboring dtsthey didn't even make the drama bigmclaren hid everything on their DQ's
>>153685741Oh yeah that guy.From the ferrari academy.uhhh what was he called again?
>>153686029im a real boy
>>153686029More realistic than the shitty food you eat on average.
Didn't we bail argies out last year? What's their problem? What happened to all that beef?
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
Which driver you guys think is the most interesting (not an npc) in the current linup
>>153686463none besides the usual namesall the zoomers are nepo babies
>He's posting on a Belgian child molesting forum>he thinks he's well adjusted
>>153686463there are none, these people are all soulless test tube babies who have been in the go karting/open seater racing bubble since they were small children.None of them have had interesting lives, none of them have ever had any friends aside from each other, they're all boring weirdos with no exceptions.The only interesting thing about them is that they're formula one drivers but that doesn't count since they're all formula one driversYou could take any driver off the grid, lock them in a room with a basket of dirty laundry and a washing machine, say they can't come out until they wash the clothes and they wouldn't be able to do it
>>153686217I make and eat potato stew because I live in Idaho. You eat nothing because you suffer from famine.
>>153686470>zoomers>"nepo babies"You are three generations ahead.
>>153686650>unironcally eating 19th century slopsad, but if it makes you feel better i eat soup sometimes with cold salad.
>>153686560Kek
>>153683994what are the prices ? I don't see any prices, wtf ?
My name Frank
>>153686463A used to listen to the long form formula1 podcast where they'd interview a driver about their life including their upbringing and childhood. A lot of them had some significant sacrifice that made for interesting listening. Perez said that for most of his childhood his only friend was his dog because they spent so much time driving around from circuit to circuit doing karting. His mom was his tutor and his dad was his mechanic as well as a mechanic for the other teams.Gastly also had some good stories about looking up to Jules and they went to a special school together because they were so busy karting that they couldn't go to a normal school with a regular schedule. That being said the younger generation seems to be rich 'test tube babies' like this guy says:>>153686598
were the regs fucked on purpose to draw more attention to f1?
reminder that webbah is the most the biggest cvck in f1
>>153687429Boobens exists
Dubs and Asston Shartin fail to Qualify in Melbourne
>one week until season start>zero hype F1 is dead, this will be the worst season ever. Even worse than 2020.
dodo
Makybe Diva diedF1 equivalent: all Lotus 72s destroyed and blueprints and knowledge for building them gone too
>>153687928Hell of a chapter to have on your wikipedia page.
>>153684210>pussypadsAnd here I all this time thought that she likes it hard
>>153686959>they were so busy karting that they couldn't go to a normal school with a regular schedule. Interesting way to say private school
>>153688007She only likes it hard when she is kneeling on the stone floor in church
Bah'rain, Saudi, Quatar and ApuDahbi Grands Prix are all cancelledNo refunds
>>153688185F1 could never do something that cool
>>153688185Nigga, there was a missile strike like ten miles from the Saudi race in 2022 during free practice, and they still did the race.
>>153688232that was only because they were already therethe saudias can't threaten to detain them for not racing if they don't enter the country
>>153688244Saudis would threaten to stop funding like half of f1, and probably have mbs make the regs for everything that the fia regulates even more retarded.
>>153688185F1 is more worried about mass bank chargebacks from a rained in race, a few casualties of ticket holders from a missile strike is the least of their concerns
>>153688259>f1 pulls out of qatar>qatar pulls mclaren out of f1everyone wins
>>153688298Oh fuck, that's actually a good point.Now I support wwiii.
>Manama under attackoh no what if they hit the circuit there. that would be bad haha
It sounds like Bahrain is getting absolutely fucked, not enough air defences there. Imagine if this had happened a week earlier…..I’d expect perhaps delay to Jeddah and no GP in Bahrain this year, but if this conflict goes on for months then no Middle East GP’s this year, security could be an issue even in Abu Dhabi.
>NOOO, THIS WAR IS TOO DANGEROUS, RED FLAG IT MASI
>>153688409>Imagine if this had happened a week earlier…..
>>153688185>>153688232both the zionists and the arabs would never ever attack f1, since f1 is mostly made up of jew+arab money. with saudis in f1 in particular that money is coming directly from state coffers so until the moment saudis are denounced by the arab community at large attacking f1 would basically be the equivalent of sleeping with the cartel boss's wife
>>153688412good lordis shit happening or>nothing ever happens and it all blows over tomorrow
who gets custody of mclaren if Bahrain is bombed back to the stone age?
>>153688445(You) do, actually. You specifically.
Haven’t posted here since DecemberIs /f1/ still obsessed with Japanese culture/yellow women?
>>153688472NOT RIGHT NOWTHERES A WAR GOING ON
>>153688445Satan. The other one.
So will bahrain and saudi gps be canceled?
>>153688232It almost didn’t go ahead, remember the drivers protesting well into early morning and lots of gathering and covered lips behind closed doors, this really could throw a wrench into the infinite money glitch F1 found in the Middle East
>>153688508and mexico... ;-;
>>153688508Probably not, Jeddah isn't being bombed only Riyadh
>>153688515why mexico?
>>153688412They have the funniest shit for this stuff. Break out the tambourine of total war
>Pragmatic Diplomacy: Bahraini officials now frame Israel as part of the region's historical heritage, emphasizing "peace and coexistence" over old ideological divides.NOOOOO THAT'S SO NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153688520Cartel acting up
A 21 race calendar this year
>there's a non 0% chance US gets nuked this year
>>153688591world cup btw
something going on? i hope they cancel the race
>>153688627oh, war again, no bueno bros.......
>>153688609does this mean that mister trump wont give the world cup to dani?? that sucksfuck what a horrible week
>>153688562they are used to itcrazy when doctor marko said so in arabia 22(i think)
f1 will be cancelled this year. war time, petrol rationing, no frivolous travel such as flying Grand Prix teams around every week
>>153688693taylorswiftbros...
>>153688693good
NO AMERIKA NO NO AMERIKA ZIS IS SO NOT RIGHT
>>153688693>lando norris is the last f1 championjej
I support America and Israel, and dont support Iran and FIA. Simple as.
>>153688564circuits are obvious, have some involvement in teams>qatar - audi>kuwait - m*rcedes>uae & bahrain - mclelso there you go
>>153688790some missiles went to saudi so>saudi - aston martinof course
>uniated states of judaism banned>sandniggers bannedWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>153688830what for
>>153688830https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7s5pT3Rris20 years in the making
>>153688185>season will end in las vegas Grim
on the one hand i want for the war to end as soon as possible, on the other hand i dont want to race iun brareim
>>153688887>warIt is special operation for couple of days
just the religion of peace firing some peace missiles to spread happiness, nothing to see here
>>153688887>i want for the war to end as soon as possible
Human sacrifice for Purim
>>153688977I hope they spread so much happiness that tel aviv collapses from it
just woke up. surely nothing with the potential to change the f1 calendar has happened
>ITS REALCHUCK HATERS BTFO!!!
>>153689087she secured the bag real quick huh
>>153689087leo on the left motorboike
>>153689087why does he want to have brown children? I thought elites had stricter cultural and racial boundaries.
>>15368909710 years time and Mana will be peak breeding age for japanese
>>153689087>esti wasn't invited btfo
>>153689087>Chuck got marriedWhy aren’t (You) married, /f1/?
>>153689087>i do do do hahaha xD i said doodoo
well, new rules confirmed, monaco back to being a 1 stop, q3 is now 13 mins isntead of 12 and the engine thing will be in hot temperatures aswell starting june
>>153689087I think the Twitter account has it wrong*This isn’t their wedding, this is a promo video for a an Italian magazineThe wedding was scheduled August (summer break)*unless the rumours are true, Charles has put a baby in her, and they’re marrying in a shotgun wedding
Came for the OP picrel
OH SHIDD NOT MY ABU DHABI, BAHRAIN AND QATAR!!!!! ALSO AZERBAIJAN IS SO CLOSE TO TEHRAN BROS WE ARE GOING TO LOSE RACES BECAUSE OF TRUMP AND ISRAEL
>>153689270BTW CLAUDE IS ALSO DOWN SOMETHING IS HABBENING, THEY DENIED PENTAGON BTW
>>153689270>iransure it was
I’m so happy to have a jewish president during wartime publicly saying that inefficient state-owned companies will be better managed by Israel, and that because of that we should send troops to help the State of Israel.
>Is /f1/ still obsessed with Japanese culture/yellow women?Yes, but we prefer SEA women now
>>153689317Sorry, wrong picture
>>153689317>>153689323arr rook sameAlso to keep this f1 related, for driver Sebastian Bourdais is racing an MX5 right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhUcsJZr87Y
>>153689092did what my girl did and baby trapped him is the word on the street
>Serious question with the latest world news. (self.formula1)>submitted 3 hours ago by skyysdalmt>With the recent activity unfolding in the Middle East right now, I've been wondering how much it could realistically affect this season's schedule. (Not to be insensitive but just a random thought)>I've heard that F1 does have contingency plans in place if a situation escalates to the point where a race can't be held safely. But realistically, how many races could be cancelled and what logistical issues could we see?
>>153689323The more you investigate yellow women, the more you realise they do not “all rook same”It’s the same as with F1 cars. Similar on first appearances, but then you inspect the bodywork and notice subtle but increasingly obvious differences.
>>153689399>war starts>redditors worry about consooooming
im going to drink a cocacolai dont want to do siesta today, lately im very tired, im sleeping very badly, i have to get used to my new pillow, its to fucking soft for me
Hello reporting that Gasly and Proudy were ushers at the Leclerc wedding
>>153689455hello, thanks for the reportglad to see that charles and sainz get alongobviously inside the same team there will always be fightsand, wasnt the mexican preggo? why would charles wait so long to marry her?
>>153689455I think they misunderstood because they showed up in blackface but they got it by the end
>>153689454Life is hard in Spain, huh?
>>153689454hardest working espaniolese
>>153689501its saturday>>153689495i dont know when it all went wrong
Please cancel the muzzie slurpers god please
>>153689513Welcome to the 2026 Israeli Grand Prix, in sunny Tel Aviv!
>>153689455Was Usher the one with the piss?
why does the US hate arabs even though the onyl time they have fougth was when US started the war why does the US love israel so much they go to multiple wars for them even though israel never stood with US in any war which the US didn't start themselves.............................?
>>153689454Maybe you have colon cancer.Have a nice saturday :-)
>>153689399>(Not to be insensitive but just a random thought)why the fuck is this question insensitive? ffs. we really seem to live in a world where you have to add "with all due respect" after everything random you say/ask because you might offend some twitter beast.
>>153689548ok
>F1 leaves Bahrain>missiles start to fly soon afterhow powerful *is* FIA in reality?
>>153689543>why does the US hate arabsBecause it loves Israel >the onyl time they have fougth was when US started the war Because it loves Israel >why does the US love israel so much Religion, culture, and power (money). Israel controls american minds through religious fanaticism, Hollywood and political corruption. The goyim either love Israel because the Bible tells them to, or because Hollywood and media tells them it's the cool and patriotic thing to do, or because corrupt politicians tell them to.>they go to multiple wars for them even though israel never stood with US in any war Because they love Israel.
>Formula.1.Drive.To.Survive.S08.COMPLETE.2160p.ATVP.WEB-DL.SDR.DDP5.1.Atmos-BTMdid anyone post-ironically watch it?
>faggot for a world champion>shit regs incoming>nuclear holocaust imminent
>>153689702>nuclear holocaust imminentdeath to m*rcedes as always
correasissies we're fp2in' indy nxt
>another F1 driver has married a non-whiteare you ready for more "european" mutts to enter F1?
>>153689744>he doesn't know about bleaching
>>153689767>dude it's ok! we're gonna be like south america!
>>153689270>jewish F1 team completely fucked >Israel bombs Iran causing war in region>jewish F1 team now has a bunch of time to fix their engineits like they dont even care how blatant they are
>>153689744>>153689778settle down
>>153689778
Yeah Bahrain and Jeddah are not taking place
>imola will be backKINO
>>153689839that bad? man i hope that us bros are save and that it doesnt go any further
Gimi last Ferrari F1 champion forever
>>153682248>trump transforming the middle east into glass so we dont have their dogshit tracks anymoreReality obeys me for I am its Master
