Kraken Edition >>153694791
>>153697675
Actually Canucks edition.
Huomenta but the opposite
SABIES
My starsies! :)
happy black hockey history night :)
My penguins ):
Tyler Myers refused to waive because be wanted to crush Beniers one more time.
nhl66 still up? Good for Iran
Lol
sens being hot and leafs being not is a recession indicator jsyk
>>153697759they must protect their hockey streams at all costs
>>153697759I haven’t gotten it to work for 3 years
WE KRAKEN TONIGHT
>>153697763
4chan sucks tonight
>>153697839I've noticed Friday and Saturday nights have become significantly slower than during the weekday, across all boards and generals. It's odd, since you'd think the general demographic on 4chan wouldn't have anything better do to. It feels bad that many of you guys are only pretending to be losers.
>>153697856yeah, that's exactly what I meant
>>153697856rest assured they're all off being furries in world of warcraft
>>153697839everyone's in /pol/ rn because of that Iran dude being ACKed
>>153697903>/pol/its just browns making shit up
>>153697922no dude hes ded
/hoc/ and reddit told me they boo'd mathews. they gave him a standing ovation.
>>153697903Gary hasn't been this happy since the Panthers won their last cup.
"brown guy getting ACK'd" is a euphemism for my president is being blackmailed by jews again
ROBO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153697956Win streak continues
preds just BTFO by AZN stars player. dont remember seeing him in the Olympics
>>153697964should set a franchise win streak record against the canucks
>>153697969I don’t think Robo would’ve hurt team USA but I’m not mad about it he’s rested and ready to go
>>153697989I hope Glen does it just to piss on DeBoer.
Flamestards mighty silent.
>>153697997I just looked it up I guess he was the biggest snub of team USA. just imagine how different the headlines and photos would be if this Robo guy was wearing the American flag and scored that golden goal
>>153697839all the tards got tuckered out
>****** has scored in both games and racked up eight shots on goal. Every other Hawk has combined for one goal and 30 shots over the two games.“We’ve got to help him,” captain ---- ------- said Saturday. "[It] can’t just be on ******. He’s doing his job. He’s getting scoring chances. He’s making plays. He could have had five [goals] tonight. So it’s on the rest of us to pick it up and find a way to help him out, give him some run support.”
>>153697944they probably were confused thinking they were booing matthews for going to the white house when they were really booing all the leafs because they suck balls
oh i forgot, quinn hughes is on saturday night live tonight. i think one of the fags from heating rivalry is on it too. I dont think i will watch it tho because it's never funny when I do see it
>>153698034>missing a chance to see quinn and ilia make out
why is quinn jewish going on snl to promote a faggot show? i thought america ended the woke menace?
>>153698045trying to make a few more libtard head explodes
>>153698011I was flipping around but some how missed watching even a second of them. but I was mostly watching Tampa on my local station rather than ESPN+. I haven't seen Calgary play all week actually. I think it's a conspiracy since they were also the only NHL team not represented at ALL on the Olympic podium by the USA, Canada OR Finland.
yeah just got back from the highschool musical go flames
>>153698050>they were also the only NHL team not represented at ALL on the Olympic podiumEasy, because they are shit and run by a retard.
>>153698045thanks for reminding me almost forgot he was going on there
>>153698045>i thought america ended the woke menace?if you thought that then i have a bridge to sell you
maybe he will do >le hecking elbows up joke with mike myers or whatever that boomoids name is
>>153698034SNL is generally a whaste of time, and it seems like social media is trying stir up some controversy about the HR guy and Quinn both being on the show. Obviously nothing controversial, much less outrageous, is going to happen. Someone should screengrab this in case I'm wrong but.
>>153698072no one gives a fuck. no one is screencapping your post.
>>153698086yes they do
i would be nice to the aussie but whenever i post in /afl/ i get called seppo so yeah aus fag, no gives a fuck about you
>>153698089no, they don't
>>153698072those were just bots spamming inorganic memes.
got it!
>>153698116saved
>>153698105most likely
/hoc/ was literally a completely dead genny on its last legs for years. there were maybe 10 posters here on a good day and once it got to real pacific hours there were maybe 5 tops. there is no way that sudden surge to 30+ posters were real people.
>>153698131take your meds kid
Quinn Hughes just said fuck niggers live on SNL!!!!
>>153698151psst. psst. the show hasn't aired yet
>>153698140Is that his wife?
>>153698185do you watch the SHL
>>153698203Yeah, why?
>>153698131American domination in olympic hockey has that effect. I hadn't watched the NHL in years other than a few Bolts games but always watch olympic hockey and it made me want to see whats good this year.
>>153698131yeah they were bro, dont you remeber lol i troll you or kippers shit i even remember sean lol
>>153698225Do you have any thoughts on Anton Frondell?
>>153698230those posters havent been seen for at least a decade. even sam has posted more recently than any of them, and hes dead now.
>>153698131I started posting for the first time since 2018 last year and it's definitely worse. Less active, more cynical
>>153698131I guess most posters got tired of raped bitch, kwab, tbg/tbr, summer of 92, etc etc being spammed for hours on end every day.>>153698233He's had a good but not spectacular draft+1 year. Mostly playing on the wing for a mid-to-bad Djurgården. He's shown flashes of his skill, but as a "200-foot player" he's been overshadowed by team mate Viggo Björck to be honest. My guess is that Frondell is still growing into his frame. He should be a top 6 player for the Blackhawks in a not to distant future.
I might meet the legal requirement to be considered retarded, and I'm a Flames fan, but I'm not a Flamestard. I'm a Flameschad
still convinced that literal retard sutter kid posts here
My Islanders :)
>>153698318Flamiac posting has taken a drastic downturn ever since they introduced the new captcha.
Why aren't any of you North Americans NHL insiders? It must be the easiest job ever.>he might get traded, or he might get extended, it could go both waysWell no shit...Thanks for the enlightenment Fridge guy.
>>153698338all of no millys friends disappeared too
>>153698282Thanks I appreciate the write up. I thought he was great at the world juniors and I'm happy to hear he's continued that in the SHL, he's the exact type of forward my team needs. Maybe my team will end up being in position to draft his teammate as well.
>>153698338Flamiacs are busy volunteering in their local communities and helping those in need
Imagine being dead
>wrestletards and flametards were too retarded for the new captchashocking
>>153698368I used to be cum cells once
who do you all have for the NHL PRIDE CUP?my money is on the flamingo warriors but the blue bottoms won't make things easy for themone thing's for sure, you know someone will be taking the puck from behind ;)
Jeez what a goal by Eberle. Tired of him mogging my nucks.
>>153698383I don't care what they do in their own bedrooms
>>153698383you'd think there would be more gay hockey playersafter all, they know a thing or two about stickhandling ;)
SNL is on, opening monologue. No Quinn Hughes yet
why cant they have women commentate on the pwhl and men commentate on the nhl? they have their own league why am i still subjected to listening to some woman screeching?
Is EVERYONE in /hoc/ gay?
not me
>>153698399cope according to reddit theres a massive shadow population of gay hockey players
>>153698364>Maybe my team will end up being in position to draft his teammate as well.Perhaps, but I don't think Viggo Björck will go that high, because of his size. Even though he's proved this season that his size isn't a limiting factor even against full grown pro men. He'll get out from corners with the puck regardless if he plays a 6'4 defenseman with 600 high level European/AHL games or a 6'0 center with 300 NHL Games. But NHL scouts are NHL scouts.But I think Frondell could be a 70-80 point guy in his prime.
>>153698417should be obvious based off the number of wrestlefags
>>153698368I think of it as not existing. Like it was before you were born. Nothingness. No thoughts and no consciousness. It's pretty scary.
>>153698458that's not scary
>>153698383waitENHANCE>/sp/hlHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>153698483You don't think not existing isn't scary? Everything you are right now will be gone. No feelings no nothing. I'm feeling dizzy just thinking about it.
>>153698536the way you tell it I won't exist so what the fuck should I care.
Are Seattle Krak fans tired of "HEY HEY WHADDA YA SAY" yet?
>>153698440>Perhaps, but I don't think Viggo Björck will go that hightbf I was talking about the Panthers 1st rounder, Stenberg is the Swede I want with the hawks own 1st rounder lol. Even then since he's undersized it's unlikely the hawks will take him unless they absolutely love him, they're at their limit for undersized forwards for the time being70-80 would be amazing and from what I've read about him that feels realistic as well. Here's to hoping
>>153698565I think what anon is saying is that every pull of our natural base survival instinct is to avoid such a state. The longer you sit and think about the faster you'll cycle through moments of indifference, acceptance, and existential horror.
Just went down a rabbit hole and saw Jaden Schwarz and Brayden McNabb played minor hockey for the Notre Dame Hounds with Ryan Wedding associate Allistair Chapman, who was a major Calgary-based coke dealer and suspected murderer. He was indicted in Operation Giant Slalom for aiding in the murder of that US federal witness and is now looking at life in US federal prison. I wanna hear what those guys have to say about him. I bet they get nervous talking about it.
>>153698536I think by the time we reach old age (God willing) death wont be as overwhelming. As long as we make the most of our time on earth heh...
>>153698598only if youre a materialistic retard that is scared of losing all your anime dolls or something
>>153698565When you're dead you won't care, obviously, but when you're about to die, I think is scary.>>153698593Not so sure you're even going to have that Panthers pick since it was protected and the Panthers are pretty bad..
that was pretty cool, Quinn and Jack with two of the chicks from the women's team. Despite the homo host it was still cool to have them and the crowd were goodfirst sketch blows though
just had beef noodles and my farts are ripebosh
Did Flames win (lose)?
>>153698621>As long as we make the most of our time on earth heh...Yeah lol...>>153698598Like tears in rain
Kek the maple leaf coach just called his team heartless retards
why are the wings and preds playing at 2 on monday
>>153698621Making it to old age is starting to look like a longshot with how the world is looking
>>153698626pretty shitty belief system you have there pal
>>153698627Quinn looks like he wants to be anywhere else lmao
>>153698678>they didnt tell us the women were gonna be here
>>153698627his pr shields are too powerful for any negativity.>>153698678that's unusually positive for him.
>>153697922That's 4chan in a nutshell
>>153698627this does warm my heart
>>1536986273 fags, a lich, and a twink walk into a bar
but really. when are they going to permit jack to get his teeth fixed?
>>153698626I was so disappointed when I learned the pick was conditional, I'm just holding out hope they end up staying around 12-15
>>153698703you fix them after the season buddy
>>153698703when the media machine has had their fill of his broken smile
>>153698627Its honestly crazy how quickly people moved on from the Olympic gold medal but I guess that's just how the world works now. People are too retarded to realize how awesome hockey is
>>153698718it depends on the player (and probably whether or not a gf cares). macklin got his done overnight. jack's had them fixed before, but did he do it immediately or wait?
>>153698722i will never move on
>>153698722>people watch the olympics>games actually start on time>no ads on the ice>no ads on the board>less commercials>not a fuckin gambling ad in sight4Then they turn on an NHL game
>>153698722who moved on from it? its still being talked about everywhere. it was a week ago Sunday morning.
>>153698736idk im not a fag so i dont keep track of that type of thin. an intelligent player would wait until the end of the season.
>>153698352>It must be the easiest job ever.Personally I yearn to be a penalty box attendant.
>>153698677Probably more of a lack of a belief system. >>153698709I think fans of any team other than the Panthers were disappointed when learning that.
>>153698740yes but no fights. theres been a fight like 1 out of every 3 or 4 games I've watched this week. and actually apparently there was a fight started by team Canada. dude had a Gordie Howe hat trick but I forget the specifics. I just remember hearing about it
>>153698740What I miss the most were the linesmen dropping the puck instead of pump faking it sixteen times and throwing out both players.
my parents loved snl but they didn't live long enough to learn about the fujos
>>153698749I think it pays as much as being a 4chan janny does, but with the the advantage of watching hockey games up close for free.
>>153698760kek based
>>153698767>implying your mother wasn't a stone age star trek fujo
Are any of the Asia League teams worth watching?
>Twitter is relentlessly mocking Dangle for having a melty about Trump on his podcast
I dont understand how Jack made it to 30 rock in time do to the intro of SNL. What time did the blues/devils game end? I was watching it earlier but I dont remember when it ended. maybe they let him leave a little early.
>>153698810The Fantano of hockey
>>153698678thats his usual look
>>153698822it ended at 7:33 est. flight from stl to nyc is a little over 2 hours
>>153698810geeeze
>>153698627why can't quinn ever put his bedroom eyes away?
>>153698740lmao I remember when I first started watching hockey and there was no ads on the ice
>>153698810>>153698852Reddit reality check
this team is gonna bullshit its way to a 2nd seed and get belt to ass by the penguins in the first roundfun season
I hate watch Dangle, simply because I enjoy seeing >laffs suffer.
>>153698906I think he's funy
who would actually trade for McMann?
>>153698891>get belt to ass by the penguinsWhat year do you think this is?
>>153698951if that was an opening series, penguins win in 6
>>153698978Their starting goaltender is Stuart Skinner and their only reason their offense is functional is because Malkin is somehow currently playing like he's 15 years younger.
>>153698999The islanders are literally only in this race because of Sorokin, Schaefer and Barzal. They are an easy ticket to round 2 if you face them.
Better see someone take a run at Daccord for trying to get the empty netter.
>>153699006Sorokin alone is enough to pull them past this geriatric Pens team.
HAT TRICK HEROES
>>153699019bet
>>153698929>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS TEAM IS RUINING MY LIIIIIIFE>btw if you're watching this video and are not subscribed to my channel please press the subscribe and the notification button, thanks>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THE LEAFS LOSTHe's the most fake faggot I've seen in my life.
me in the middle and /hoc/
i guess that gives me an excuse to post this picture i have
gg kraken hope you guys make the ploffs and bring hockey glory back to the PNW.
>>153699077when was this so called glory there in the first place
>My Islanders are playoff-bound
>>153699080Vancouver Millionaires in 1915, and the Seattle Metropolitans in 1917. We used to run this shit.
>>153699080
>>153699080canucks used to have mark messier
>>153699093>offense is literally just Barzal carrying>bottom six is non-existent>coach running Drouin to the ground>Mayfield/Soucy pair>Shabanov and Duclair in the doghouse>literally get outshot on a semi-regular basis>Sorokin and Rittich carrying a tonif these fuckers trade for Kyrou I will do backflips
>>153699099This is even gayer than the Sens having a 1906 Stanley Cup banner. At least the teams share the same name there.
if the oilers lose to brady and friends i'm never watching hockey ever again
>>153699122they aren't claiming the cup win they're just honoring the city's hockey history
High speed chase>>153699094>>153699094>>153699094
>>153699119i heard drouin has like 1 point in his last 30 games.
>>153699137perfect, just cracked a bottle
>>153699104That's the guy who has a leadership award named after him!
>>153699141with like an average of nearly 19 minutes a night. he was at least decent with Palmieri but Roy has some insane fascination with Drouin.
>>153699160Think it might be the french connection.
>>153699166He doesn't like duclair
>>153699174duclair still puts up goals in his limimted minutes
>>153699174Who does?
>>153699157>Have a softpusy in charge of the team>Bring in a hard dick>Softpusy made the team softpusys>Hard dick gets hard and is a dick>Softpusys cry and bitch that he isn't as soft and pusy as their softpusy captain>Lose because you're too busy being softpusys to be hard dicks>Seethe about this for 30 years
>>153699166He hates Duclair so either he just hates Duclair in general or Roy just wants to staple a dude just doing cardio. At least its for two years but the dude is performing at the same rate as Leo Komarov right now. How was he even a third overall pick in 2013? >>153699178One fuckup and Roy puts him in the torture chamber with Shabanov. Duclair fucks up and he gets more ice time.
>>153699174duclair comes from the anglo part of montreal
>>153699183*drouin fucks up and he gets more ice time.
every team currently in a playoff spot in the east is over .600 whereas only 3 teams in the west are over .600
>>153699183Komarov was a beast Lou was begging him not to go back to Finland when Lou demoted him to the AHL
>>153699183>>153699189
welp, there she goes. looks like a fat bitch
>>153699194Komarov scored 1 goal in his last 34 games with the islanders, maybe he shouldn't have sucked.
>>153699219
>>153699250the police chase. turns out some fat woman was the culprit.
Ken Holland and Stan Bowman is like asking to get cured for a disease and getting sick again. Edmonton deserves to rot when they fail to fix their biggest issues
>>153699257This man needs to stop meddling
>>153699267>gifted McDavid>wastes himmasterful plan
>>153699267wasn't this guy in the Epstein files?
>>153699273that and also the 2 trillion 1oa picks year after year after year
did they boo auston matthews
Hughes brothers + Megan and Hilary appeared at the end. Jack goofing off with Megan. Blumpford and sons members wearing their gold medalsnot a great episode overall but there was a goofy ah sketch about Turkish leg-lengthing surgeries and Punch the Monke's shitty mom on Weekend updatetime for bed lads, another day full of hockey tomorrow!!
>>153699293he got a standing ovation
>>153699293no but the whole team was booed at the end of the game which is normal in tarana
>>153699294Did the Hughes bros not do a single skit? Comon bruh wtf
Islanders fans fighting over who signed who and who's good and why Lou is better than Darche when the Islanders don't have the best picks for free agents and our team was supposed to be total dogshit even with SorokinEnjoy the ride. Stop bitching 24/7 and enjoy the ride. #isles
>>153699321Probably didn't have any time to record skits
>>153699322I wonder if they are going to call up ethan bear now that he's doing well in the ahl
>>153699331...who the fuck is calling up Ethan Bear
>>153699294>Blumpkin and sonswtf I thought Stomp Clap Hey was dead and berried for good
Iran has a new leadership group is is alternate captain or assistant captain?
>>153699342I could see it after an injury or 2 on the back end, now that he's off the sauce
>>153699364ISIS?
>>153699371If the islanders call up Ethan Bear then something catastrophic has happened.
>>153699329>Saturday Night....LIVE......?I know some are recorded. But he coulda done a small part in a live skit mebe? Thats too bad if not though
what would you do if Rod pointed at you like this
>>153698810Why? Isn’t twitter filled with numales?
>>153699329reading the lines might also have been an issue
>>153699511that's the tkachuks
>>153699329Jack got there I think like 2 hours before if not less. There would not have been much time to rehearse. but if you are to believe the SNL movie they made last year, they started the whole thing just flying by the seat of their pants
>>153699352I’m assuming they have a new record out and we’re well past the peak of stomp clap hey but mumfred and sons are still probably one of the most popular bands in the US
>>153699547i miss old disney bros...
>>153699395the live skits are written the week before. they rehearse them and then do them live in front of the audience for the actual TV taping/broadcastthey arent doing like charades coming up with sketches out of thin air
>>153698753I wouldn’t say any other team, a lot of people are starting to get nervous about what the hawks are building, while the panthers are clearly on the descent.
>>153699570Imagine thinking Molly Shannon is cool. SNL has always sniffed it's own farts.
>>153699563>assuming they have a new record outwell I figured that much, but somehow I have managed to not hear anything about them in like 10 years. although my head has a bit under a rock I guess
>>153699578what the fuck does Molly Shannon have to do with current SNL. she was on during part of the 90s hey day when Chris Farley and Norm McDonald were on
niceget ready to learn losangelese pettersson
>I'M PURSUUUUUUUUUIIIING
>>153699622Sorry I hurt your girlfriends feelings, SNL was never cool, only certain people were, usually the people who got kicked off. The rest were just sniffing their own farts.
correction, pettersson is being pursued by an eastern teamdetroit has the cap space so it's probably them
>>153699643good to see someone here takes puck possession seriously
>>153699661So do the rags
>>153699668
>>153697688need 2 cop
>>153699638>>153699661welcome home elias
>>153699678you could mock it up with AI, make an account on redbubble, and then pay $40 for it if you really wanted it
>>153699691Nah theres a Syrian guy in the mall who prints tshirts for like fifteen bucks
>>153699681he'd probably kill himself if he had to deal with pettersson again on top of michkov always talking back to him on the bench
real atlantic hours
hoc more like GAY CUNT
watching some wwe vault
>>153699756
>>153699756bosh
western pacific hours m8
>>153699785>flagthat's not pitcairn islsnds you continentsl bitch
>>153699797>pitcairn islsndsSometimes I wish I could maroon myself and hideout on Pitcairn Island. nevertheless, east coast of the continent is still the western specific
>>153699758
they are showing a lot of y2j on the wwe vault watch party
>>153699811dang...sail on!you might be the single /hoc/ poster in that 1/4th of the planet
heated rivalry superstar next to golden boy jack hughes holy mogging
yeah i dont know im gonna need some more fuckin pixels
>>153699839there's at least jaun other and a Kiwi. hockey has successfully sunbelted but it hasn't yet hemisphere belted
>jaun
It’s up
>nhl players have smaller shoulders than twink actorsgrim
>>153699978if the rags get mckenna over the nuckies i am going to kms myself
>>153699897i gotchu
>>153700000is that a eurotrash soccer player from the early 2000's in the front?
>>153699978>rags>cants>blews>trannies>debbies>laffs>lames>jests>panturds
>>153700000oh its the guy who looks like a lovechild between keanu reeves and paul kariya two of my favourite canadians of all time also nice digits, >checked
>>153700000impressivevery nice/hoc/ runs /sp/
i remember when pettershit looked good on that european meme ice as a 17 year old too when it took the forecheckers 4 hours to finally close him down and now that he is finally playing on a real ice surface and cant stick handle in a phone booth hes been completely exposed. that sternberg kid looks to be next.
>>153699811the Kangs might slide faster now with Fiala on the couch
>>153700047wtf how did I respond so wrongly. meant for >>153699978
>>153700047>>153700052pace yourself bud
