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Ladder prediction edition

Also Steven May have retired
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Up and at 'em
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>>153707765
>4 Western Bulldogs
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>>153707765
good morning
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>>153707765
>collingwood
>wildcard
lol no way get down there with essendon and carlton
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steven may be a fuckwit but thats not really fair
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It’s time to rename the Melbourne demons to the Melbourne Crusaders, with Celtic cross imagery as the main theme of the group
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sounds gay as fuck 2bh
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>>153708550
Naarm firstnations I think
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Did your team win this weekend /afl/?
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made
A
post
>>>/o/28863546
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At what point will the crowds start booing welcome to country? Whenever I’m at a game it’s always silent
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why is this seppo always crossposting shit like we give a fuck
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>always
don’t be silly
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Who has had the worst 2026 so far? West Coast? Prince Andrew? The coalition? Or Iran?
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hot take: bad year to be banana
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>>153708844
Never because a LOT of retarded slaves support it. Particularly boomers and women from my experience. My nana LOVES it.

And you will probably be banned for life if you do. And possibly face other consequences if named and shamed like losing your job etc. So people decide is it worth potentially fucking up my life for a silly political stunt that won't have any affect because the welcome to country will keep going.
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Alexa fill me in about this welcome to the country business
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> A Welcome to Country is a formal ceremony performed by Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander Traditional Owners to welcome visitors to their ancestral lands, usually held at the start of events. It signifies respect for the land's custodians, acknowledges their ongoing connection, and provides safe passage
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>>153708928
Fair point, I remember last years grand final I was in mcc standing next to a middle aged woman who was really excited about the welcome to country & was saying she worked with uncle Colin or something & how he was a great guy. I was listening to this while tilting my phone away from her direction cause I was posting on here & thought she’d get me evicted if she saw it lol
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>black history MONTH
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tooSHAY
fair dinkum fella
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>>153707765
my ladder (compared to 2025)
>leaving top 6
cats
pies
gas
>entering top 6
swans
hawks
>rogue top 6 from bottom 8 (chosen by wheel)
port

The rest won't matter
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>>153708928
no they are getting too crazy with it
ones like that gws v bane final a couple years ago where they ramble on for 15mins blaming white people is pushing everyone away
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>>153708844
why do'nt you start it hero? be the change yoiu want to see in the world instead nof waiting for someone else, fucking coattail jumping BITCH
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GOTTEM
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>>153709044
Welcome to country is all pervasive now. Its said before and after flights. Its said before company meetings. Its said before tv shows. Its said before any official government thing ever. There is no winding it back at this point. Its taken on a religious component.
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Thoughts?
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>>153709099
it’s a means of income fella
let it go …things will balance out give it tiem x
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>>153709107
can't read it mate
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>>153709125
if you were living in africa or nepal, fred hollows foundation could helop you out.
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>>153709145
Your screenshot is too small
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>>153709107
Not bad, Treloar is a mistake though
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>>153709107
a few. I won't comment too much on rookies because I don't know, though blamires from north would have to be a shout
>mccarthy won't be a top 10 back. get someone more trustworthy
>parish is not worth it. downgrade immediately
>xerri has a very soft run, but at the price is high-risk given the ruck rules. grundy is safer, or run mcandrew at r2 and upgrade your flex to a mid like errol gulden
>sheezel?
>murphy reid at that price is very risky. sure, he's got lots of talent but you would have to be absolutely certain the role is there. was good in the praccy match though
>treloar is completely cooked. trade immediately
not a bad side though
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>>153709107
wow it looks like every other team
good work
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It's up:
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1469191/the-25-the-afls-best-players-ranked-by-our-experts
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>>153709107
Murphey Reid and Will Brodie are quite good value there.
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ta x
was waiting for that ngl
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>>153708197
Cazzie
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port are legit dangerous this year
last year they nearly lost to the iggs, this year they raped them. last year they couldn't kick goals to save their lives, that match they were much more accurate. they won't finish high in the ladder but they will make the eight.
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>>153709370
also easy fixture, the cromry finished minor prems by beating up on shit teams so poort shouldn't get shit for doing the same
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>>153709370
Last year they lost the first showdown only because they couldnt kick straight
this year they lost their first practice match showdown because they couldnt kick straight

the more things change the more they stay the same
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Fred and Port are both about to rape the league and we'll finally get Wharfiebowl in september.
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I’m telling you, watch out for Fred. The list is ready to pop
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>>153709038
show us your preseaon 2025 prediction, retard
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>The Dockers' Midfield
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FLAGMANTLE for real this time guys!
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The Devils are about to begin recruiting lads
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2026/03/01/afl-2026-todd-patterson-tasmania-ready-to-lob-grenades
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got a big dockers brewing in my midfield right now
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sewerage flooded down the street and now all I can smell is bulldogs back half
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>here's your generational talent bro
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>>153709715
what a bust
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>West Cope could've gotten Jed Walter, Daniel Curtin and Nick Watson for the price of Harley Reid
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give racism the old heave ho
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>>153707765
>3. GCS
Utter failure on the coach if that happens.
The next few years will be Brisbane vs Suns. Both of their lists are utterly stacked and the good players are all young.

Geelong will be also rans, so not #2.
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Sainters
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>>153709844
Legitimate contenders
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>>153709242
wheres harley reid
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>>153709971
Inspecting properties near Geelong.
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>>153709785
>rans
What does this mean iggsboomer?
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>>153710104
Geelong only recruit good players m8
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>>153709705
crisp
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>>153709406
this year the cromry will get bent over and raped by georgiades, and thilthorpe will retire in shame
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the few days before the season starts is when all mid ladder team supporters get up and about before reality hits
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>>153710181
Many are saying this
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>>153710163
Tanking his trade value to be able to move over with whatever picks Geelong have left after they get Butters.
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Name a worse possible season opener than Shitney vs carltank
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>>153710215
Any other game that round.
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I’m so drunk
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>>153710215
West Coast vs Norf
Bitchmond vs Carltank
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my norfies starting 3-1 or 4-0
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/afl/ meetup sorted
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>>153710232
Need Butters and Tredrae together on a podcast to discuss the jab, the holocaust and women's rights
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>>153710227
those matches are always kino you worthless cazzie
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>>153710246
Port Adelaide would never allow it unfortunately
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>worst coast and norf kicking it out on the full every 9 seconds is kino because the scores are still close
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>>153710227
Reminds me of last year when Carlton were expected to play finals if not top 4 and Richmond were tipped not to win a game all season and they beat carlton in round 1 lmaooo
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>>153710273
That shit was funny
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Happy Labour day lads, gonna do any labour today?
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labor*
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when is liberal day?
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>>153710311
may not exist with a few years
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Anyone else sad? I haven’t even kept up with footy, lost my job in January and depression really kicking in, had a month long relationship with a woman that moved quick and then ended very quickly. Drank a lot of a while, three days sober now, gonna start walking this afternoon. What do you blokes do during the day?
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>>153710326
yes mate
more just with the futility of everything, nothing gets better it seems
I mostly play video games, exercise and post here and on /tv/ and /pol/, though I have done some volunteering recently which has been good for the soul
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>>153710326
Why'd you lose your job,
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>>153710383
>/pol/
That's part of the cause of your depression, spend less time on that moronic echo chamber
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>>153710326
Get out of the house everyday. Talk to friends and family.
If they're estranged, get back in touch witj family and make new friends by joining some sort of club or group.
Put yourself in uncomfortable situations and things will get better, don't let the demons win.
You are enough no matter what you're doing. Getting around people will boost your mood and increase your job chances.
Also stay off of /pol/, it's been exposed as an Israeli demoralisation psyop, White men don't need that right now.
>>153710383
Same goes for you. /tv/ is also a pedo sanctuary and goyslop central.
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>>153710232
>Who here thinks racism and sexism is unaustralian?
>Audience claps and cheers
>Thank you everyone you've been amazing tonight *walks off stage*
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Started posting here mid-2018 when Bitchmond and Iggs were dominating the comp, in mid-2020, during the FFF, you guys were all I had because I lived alone and my family had bought into the Covid propaganda.
Going to Crows games with my friends and taking a 2 month break from 4chan saved me from roping. Though I come back for footy discussion I have worked on myself, am building a career, have found God and now live with my gf.

Please get out of this place if you're struggling. It's good for a laugh but shouldn't be your only point of contact with the outside world.

Anyone who says different is a sadist Jew.
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>>153710463
I got word that tredders will be going off script
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>>153710474
He's completely pennyless now and off the club's board so yeah, what does he have to lose?
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lotta "advice" to throw around for a worthless NEET posting on alf
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Be yourself
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>>153710493
I'm not a NEET actually, I have multiple qualifications and work 46 hours a week.
Maybe try not being a sadist Jew.
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Have you guys ever had any unexpected run ins with afl players?
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>Jai Newcombe has been offered a one-match ban. Careless, medium impact, high contact. Hawthorn will appeal at the AFL Tribunal.
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>>153710530
if you're posting on alf in the middle of a weekday your job either doesn't exist or won't exist for much longer, champ
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>>153709107
Teams are going to be so same-y again this year.
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>>153710533
i had a run in with some footysmen at wets iykwim haha
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>>153710576
why are you having a crack at him? he was just offering advice
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>>153709242
1. Marcus Bontempelli
2. Nick Daicos
3. Jeremy Cameron
4. Zak Butters
5. Isaac Heeney
6. Sam Darcy
7. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera
8. Noah Anderson
9. Hugh McCluggage
10. Matt Rowell
11. Caleb Serong
12. Errol Gulden
13. Harris Andrews
14. Jordan Dawson
15. Luke Jackson
16. Riley Thilthorpe
17. Kysaiah Pickett
18. Max Gawn
19. Max Holmes
20. Chad Warner
21. Toby Greene
22. Bailey Smith
23. Lachie Neale
24. Will Ashcroft
25. Charlie Curnow

One defender?
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>>153710457
>Also stay off of /pol/, it's been exposed as an Israeli demoralisation psyop
Yet another golem they created that turned against them lol
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>thing i don't like = unaustralian
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>>153710204
want to cry more about it poof?
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defence is extremely important yet defenders get no credit. if the brownlow was remotely honest harris andrews would have won at least 3, not a bane glazer but that man is a one-man backline and bane wouldn't be shit without him. if norf poached him they would be finals contenders. simple as that.
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i just realised something

ANthony ALbanese

AN AL
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>>153710691
But tbf being a defender is way easier than other positions, most above average players would likely make great defenders size permitting, but rarely the other way round
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>>153710718
How did you come to that realisation
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Tasmania must replace WCE because the iggs aren't playing AFL-grade footy will be 2026's media narrative
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>>153710764
Literally no one is going to argue that.
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>>153710790
I will
the eagles are one of the biggest clubs in the land and the biggest in WA and have four premierships
financially, there is no logical reason to disband them
they will eventually be better than they are, they have decent young talent including shanahan, bo allan, reid, duursma, cdt, hewett and more I'm probably forgetting
the reason their rebuild has taken so long is because all their veterans got old/injured at the same time and they traded their picks for tim kelly, so they have essentially been a team of youth/wafl players for the past 3-4 years
they will be better in the next 2-3 years
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>>153710790
Of course no one's going to argue it, we're talking about the 3rd worst performing team in VFL/AFL history, soon to be worst team in history if they win less than 3 games this year.
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>>153710724
this but the opposite. way the rules are written now you just need to be a big tard like a hawkins or curnow and there's nothing a defender is allowed to do to impede you. ff is genuinely a braindead position simple as that.
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>>153709107
when are they going to change that igg icon? they haven't worn that recoloured stk guernsey for 11 years
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>>153710805
You're arguing for the exact opposite of what he suggested.
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>>153710827
little english tip for ya buddy

when you say "no one is going to argue that" without including for/against, the first-glance assumption is that you mean "no one is going to argue (against) that", since arguing is the retort to a suggestion. Next time say "literally no one is going to suggest that" or "literally no one is going to argue for that"
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ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country
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>>153710853
There was enough context there, retard.
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>>153710854
Ask "why must my country thinks it deserves I do anything for nothing in return?"
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*fewer
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it was pissing down here in brisbane 5 minutes ago and now its sunny
thought wacky weather only happened in prictoria, care to explain smellbum subhumans?
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had a dream that sherrin started making footy shaped bombs and we were kicking torps into jew rallies
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>>153710868
You don't understand, cucktorians have a patent on wacky weather (and complaining about it)
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Which Opening Round game are you most looking forward to?
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>>153710871
This is an interesting business idea for an entrepreneur
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Wait, the nrl vegas game was last weekend? So why is there still an opening round?
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>>153710882
Pride
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>>153710874
saints killedher vs pies
nothing says footy's spotlight shining on qld and nsw like a game at the McG between two vfl rivals
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People are setting themselves up for a fleecing of a lifetime
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>>153710854
i can remit all my earnings back there whilst shitting on my host country, accusing everyone of racism, demanding to be able to stay here forever and bring all my family here too. I love my country, but by ganesh's trunk you better not foirce me to go back there if you don't want to have to apologise and pay me lots of money. (and I get to stay here to boot!)
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>>153710918
I also do this and say this often
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they WILL play our sport
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>>153710924
AFLX: part deux
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>>153710924
>state of origin olympics tournament
yep crisp
they will allow that. they allowed the lacrosse for 2028 to have an all indian (dot) team
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>indian (dot)
you mean feather
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>>153710924
>the giants player reaction
heh
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>>153710924
Who are they expecting to compete with? Why are Victorians like this? They enjoy beating up what is blatantly inferior and then feel good about it. See the recent SoO and how they waited until WA had no talent. Or how they ignore all the disadvantages the non-Vic teams face. Pathetic stuff
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>>153710924
He can push for it but it won't happen.
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>only three states will be included in opening round
kek sa and wa are an afterthought
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>>153710874
gajbowl
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>>153710924
That's a dumb idea. The correct choice is woodchopping.
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>>153710924
Who will play it? It's a dumbshit retarded idea dead on arrival

>>153710988
crisp idea
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>>153710988
>foreigners faces when 63k fill the olympic stadium to watch blokes swinging axes at their feet chopping blocks
yep based
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>>153710924
this charisma vaccum couldn't convince ice of an eskimo
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>>153710993
this is what peak performance looks like
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>>153707765
I thought the cat status didnt look so good?
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>>153711004
cunt i told you they've been training the house down
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>>153710993
>Who will play it?
Theoretically if you got in approved to be included 4-6 years out from the games then amateur leagues would probably start up around the world at the prospect of trying to become competitive enough win an Olympic medal for their country, most likely in countries that had little prospect of winning in established events or just had large enough populations or sports programs to invest in it. It would be a token gold for Australia and a fight for silver and bronze from maybe a dozen other nations fielding teams that would get blown apart by your local under 18s.
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>>153711014
The carlton game had me worried during some parts
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use to love watching the axemen at the royal show when i was a nipper
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pr-YyAm0-Ns
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Remember this thriller?
https://youtu.be/UQ1xlSxpIM4
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>>153711046
It doesn't mean shit. All you want to see in a praccy game is some promise from the youngsters and I thought Bruhn, Polkinghorn, O. Henry, O'Sullivan, Edwards and Stevens all looked pretty good
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I wonder if they changed the name because they were getting so many complaints?
Seriously, what kind of faggot calls it a "parmi"?
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>>153711065
>All you want to see in a praccy game is some promise from the youngsters
And previously injured players looking match fit again.
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Why does this general like CSAM so much?
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>>153711069
I do because Parmi is short for Parmigiana you retarded queensland bogan cunt.
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>>153710993
>Who will play it?
bunch of useless spacker nations who'd have done better to not bother at all, just like the cricket is going to be in LA
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>>153711090
So you pronounce it "par-mee-jar-nah" then?
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it's parmo
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>>153711094
Yes.
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>>153711101
What a fucking dumb faggot.
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>>153711092
this is correct india will win the gold okay
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The 3 teams that actually could get folded are Norf, Gold Cunts and Giants. The rest have too many fans.
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>>153711097
Crisp Lent observer
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reckon i'd be elite at this event
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>>153711111
crisp quits getter
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c'est parmé
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simply cut half the swimming and running and the 'pics would be watchable
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I only really watch the cycling in the olympics
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reminder that brisbane are building a 25000 seat stadium just for the swimming

absolute muppets
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Fuck the olympics absolute globohomo slop
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>>153710924
>australia wins lol
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>>153711136
reminder that all the other states are paying for it instead of just using chandler
absolute muppets
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All things considered afl at the olympics would be extremely cringe
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>>153711001
corrr imagine having your bussy ravaged by this bloke
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>>153711136
It's only going to fit 25,000 during the Olympics. After that it will be converted to seat around 6,000 in legacy mode. I don't know what they plan to do with the extra space they create once they pull down the majority of the seating but it will probably be converted to gyms, administration, and other assorted shit as it becomes a community aquatics centre.
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Do you which sport is in the Olympics? Rugby
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>>153711160
know
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>rugby fans can't even write coherent sentences in a single attempt
Sad.
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peter vlandys head might literally explode if some form of footy is included in the lymps and rugba leeg isn't
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dad drove manual
mum can type without looking at the keyboard

still a runt/fuck up in many ways like Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon
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>>153711164
i'm an alfie i'm shitposting to be honest
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Australia has this weird driving culture where everybody thinks they're the greatest driver ever. Just read the comments of a Dash Cam Australia video
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>>153711174
Good observation, very true actually
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what is it with asians driving big massive cars
trying to reverse the stereotype are we
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australians always say their city has the worst drivers and i dont know why they have that perception
we're fine
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I'm actually an excellent driver. Quick, efficient and considerate. Never been in an accident except for an Indian truck driver who ran up my arse at a stop sign.
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>>153711167
They already have Rugby 7s. They're not including league or re-introducing 15s.
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>>153711178
it's a social status thing, showing off how affluent they are, 'bigger = better = richer' they think
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>>153711183
yeah that won't stop him asking though, just like how he's pestering them to spend another $3b to rebuild lang park unnecessarily
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>>153711174
>slows to a complete stop to initiate a 90 degree turn
>initiates a turn signal 500m before turn
>chucks hazards on in a signed no parking spot just to "duck in" to the news agent
>zipper merge? uncontrolled merge? what's that?
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>>153711180
It's true in Melbourne though. People generally shit up the right hand lane driving under the limit, don't allow you to merge even if you indicate and are commonly selfish.
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>talking about rugby again
never change
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>>153711188
True. He will ask but he's not getting league in the Olympics or any significant cash for Lang Park now that retard Miles is gone and the opening ceremony will be at Brisbane Stadium.
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>>153711181
>Never been in an accident except for an Indian truck driver who ran up my arse
based vicpol
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IMMA GUD DRIVAHH

never forgot that ad
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I a great driver but I’ve been the passenger in 4 car crashes one I nearly died
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I hate driving, I don't like cars, wish I didn't need to have one
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>>153711208
Fuck. What happened?
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>>153711174
i hate in those dash cam australia when you can the driver say "oh my god!" or "what the fuck!" in their whiny npc voices
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>Make left turn on green arrow
>Guy doing u-turn almost hits me
>Only avoided because I slam on the brakes
>He gets mad when I start yelling at him
If you're a fucking retard that doesn't know the u-turn must give way then don't get upset when someone calls you out for being wrong. Cop it on the chin or apologise and be thankful you weren't in an accident where you would've had to pay to fix my car and yours.
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>havin alot of feelins
You know who has alot of feelins? Blokes bludgeoning their wife to death with a golf trophy
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>>153711221
Doing a U-Turn at a populated intersection is already bad news, what a muppet.
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>>153711211
Mate just got his red ps, tried to do a skid on a 90 degree corner on a dirt road going like 70 (dumb cunt showing off), lost control and passenger door slammed into a big gum tree, my head hit the tree hard, I was probably concussed badly but I was drunk and just never followed it up, I swear to god god intervened
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>>153711229
Sniper's a good job mate
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>>153711231
>I was probably concussed badly but I was drunk
Luckily no permanant brain damage was done...
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>>153711230
If you've got to do one then fine but knowing that you have to give way to other vehicles and pedestrians when making one at an intersection is just fucking basic knowledge. I don't know how you can be on the road and not know that.
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>>153711208
I was involved in two write-offs before turning 20. Driving for one, backseat in the other. Extremely lucky to survive in both instances. I would hate the idea when I was younger but looking back now I would have no issues with raising the driving age and experience requirements.
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>be on a motorbike
>turn right at a roundabout
>enter roundabout
>see a hilux/ranger speeding towards the roundabout
>know the faggot isn't going to give way to me so i slow down a bit
>he speeds through the roundabout, would've hit me if i didn't slow down
>can see him going off his head at me as he drives past me
really don't know what's going through the heads of some of these npcs
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Only thing worse than a person that doesn't know or care about the road rules is someone that gets angry with others when breaking them
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>>153710924
thanks for the free gold medal champs
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Turan spideys live now and he’s back on the gear
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>>153711271
I hate retards and their cuck trucks so much when I'm on the bike, just obnoxious rolling blind spots
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>>153711090
im from queensland and i say parmi you worthless sack of shit subhuman prictorian
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>>153711069
this is the biggest fucking normie discussion point
no one gives a fuck which word you use you fake bogan cunts
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Melbcucks say parma regional vicGODs say parmi
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>>153711174
this and everyone thinks they need an suv or a ute even when they never go offroad and work in an office for a living. shits me to tears. driving would be so much better if 90% of cars were camrys or smaller.
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>car safety laws got to a point where manufacturers are legally obliged to only sell tanks
>perfectly fine for crashes into other cars, everyone and everything else can eat shit
when i come to power everyone will drive mini mokes. cunts will be killed en masse when they drive like dickheads, as nature intended
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We say parmy not prami
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>>153711315
I think it's more likely we'll just hit a point where they will just sell self-driving cars to the middle class and the poor will be forced to use self-driving ubers/car hires to get around. Cars a person can actually drive will be reserved for the wealthy and locked behind extremely prohibitive on-road costs and insurance.
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reminder there is an actual genuine rockspider amongst us
im sure we have all made jokes about hsgfs but there is someone that is seriously fucked in the head here
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>>153711327
>reminder there is an actual genuine rockspider amongst us
yeah he's been posting about being gay for years
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>>153711327
we already know mickhead browses here champ, he's the only one joking about hsgfs as well.
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>>153711327
iykwim haha
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>Opening round Déjà vu? Queensland on cyclone watch as rain drenches parts of state
fucked the cloud seeding up again lol
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>>153711327
Did someone post actual cp in a thread or something?
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>>153711338
no but steven pederastay
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>>153711338
might as well have been
but as expected the mods left it up
dont say anything bad about jeets or jews or you will cop an instant 3 dayer though
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>>153711333
*legal hsgfs
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What have you thought of the new rules so far? Loving the last disposal rule desu. I haven't really noticed the other rules all that much aside from a few more scores from centre bounce and a few dumb frees that we've been told won't happen again.
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>>153711347
didnt watch a second of praccy matches tbqh
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>>153711344
I'm sure a certain green man kept it up for his personal enjoyment
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>>153711347
last touch rule is good
havent decided if i like the ruck rules yet
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>>153711347
Starting the game with a throw up looks dumb
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>He spends a lot of time talking about us but we don't worry too much about them

Greg Swann on Peter V'Landys
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>>153711344
Why are you freaking out over an ai generated bait image bro lmao
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fuck off glowie trying to normalise it
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thanks to all the nerds analysing pre season
about to blindly copy a team and make a couple changes lol
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What does the future hold for Steven May now that he's been forced to retire from his club, has pending assault charges and court cases, and his wife has kicked him out?
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>>153711392
no but archer may
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>>153711392
His wife has already taken him back.
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>>153711392
not much frankly
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>>153711399
things May be looking up.
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dose archer may have a wiki article yet? if no /alf/ can write it and start it out as Archer May be an australian footballer and when some square edits it we can reverse it saying it's vandalism
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crackle of black cockatoos just flew over my house
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a few black cocks in the missus bedroom
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Sorry Iggs, Neale apparently wants to keep playing with Lions after this season if they can make it work with his kids.
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>>153711399
forgot about the prenup
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>>153711271
They think their time is more important than other people's safety. Disgusting level on self-interest.
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Nick Daicos
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>>153711485
No biggie he was kinda out of the age profile we'd want.
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based bird man
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lachie neale, the igg
patrick cripps, the igg
chad warner, the igg
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>>153711561
Gotta spend that salary cap on something. I think he'd be a good fit in the same way Hodge was for Brisbane when they were developing. Moot point if he does want to keep playing with the Lions though.
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>hatin VICTORIA
we started this whole professional marngrook thing, thank you very much
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>>153711475
my wife loves watching Black Cockatoos
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>>153711577
eagle players are too dumb to listen to good coaching anyway
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>>153711561
Hes also out of the talent profile for the iggs too. He isnt shit.
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Opening round at the scg fucking lame.
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>>153711561
nonce iykwim haha
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>>153711660
go pies btw
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fuck i wanna huff some poppers
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Crazy how CSAM was in the general for 4 hours on Sunday and you all just accepted it. Speaks volumes.
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>>153711692
meant Poppy Boltz gameday socks
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no idea what that acronym means and certainly shan't look it up
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>>153711706

"Surely I will ascend to heaven because I was ignorant of Sin"
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Delta Goodrem is our eurovision representative this year
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it's the end of the world as we know it
it's the end of the world as we know it
it's the end of the world as we know it
and I feel fine
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>>153711699
>accepted it
>implying we didn't say anything because we didn't want to get banned for announcing a report
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>>153711588
sa invented it before you faggots did
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>>153711760
worst band on earth
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jerked off a lot to Delta's feet as a lad
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she won't get very far, she's not "interesting" enough
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>>153711475
luv these guys they're very majestic
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crazy how when i was in primary school id constantly hear about people like delta goodrem thinking they're really old adults but now if I search her age she is only 13 years older than me
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"Crazy how" is the lowest form of conversation.
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>>153711778
>broke out when she was 16
>very mature singer, not a bubblegum popstar like other teenagers who made it big then
>cancer at 19 or 20
>career basically peaked, plateaued then declined all before she turned 30
understandable desu
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women love showing off their feet and armpits
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moneybagsla u in moite
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>>153711699
It was a picture of a girl in a hawks top. It wasnt sexual mate. Though it did break the 4chan rules of no pictures of little kids allowed.
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Bunch of dullards you lot are.
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Chainsaw Man is one of my favourite animes.
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>>153711811
Wasn't it grokslop?
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the chainsaw man movie was pretty kino
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Only 2 more sleeps until The Front Bar is back.
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>>153711846
The cycle continues
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>>153711808
not sure if i'm him but i'm reasonably well off
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who reasonably wanking they dick off
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unreasonbly me
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>just bought a V8 Landcruiser
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>tfw too late to sell my car since they'll be obsolete soon
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>>153711896
what series? also nice.
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wild how easily this bloke gets revved up
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When I hear "Crazy how" I hear "Lowkey."
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step 1. get into bed
step 2. go to sleep
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thinking about buying a circular saw
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>>153711933
this but fuck my bum beforehand
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>>153711936
go to sleep
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Night is still young.
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mick daicos
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>>153711949
so is my gf iykwim aha
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arse fucking is no joke, its pretty intense
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>>153711945
t. Big Handsaw shill
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>>153711936
one of the best tools to have. which brand?
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go to bed you dumb tradie cunt
you have to get up early to drive like a fuckhead
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i reckon im winning sc this year fellas
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yeah sc for shit cunt
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kino?
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>>153711964
Mostly AEG ecosystem at home but have Makita chargers in the house for work
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got me
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>>153712001
What's the AEG stuff like?
>>153711996
There Will Be Blood
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tradies intimidate me
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>>153712009
crisp grandma getting scammed into 20k quote for something that cost $200
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>>153711996
the greatest europa the last battle ever told
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>>153712009
Makes sense. They (10% of the population) commit 50% of all recorded domestic abuse.
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So true.
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massive big brain take that one
huge wrinkly thing
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>>153712007
Never failed me at home, done a lot of demo and reno with. Mostly just the standard brushless gear, so imagine the Fusion gear is pretty great.
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>think I have three drinks left in the ten pack
>turns out there are four
killer
>one of the cans has leaked at some point and is empty despite being sealed
>have three drinks left in the ten pack
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>>153711896
noice
me¿ r1t
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Anyone have the link to the /afl/ SuperCoach league? Finally created my team
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>>153712047
821684
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>>153712047
821347
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>>153712047

/afl/ supercoach league - 821684
You dont know how to check the archive to find it?
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>>153712048
The betterment of anglo-celtic people and jews goes hand in hand.
What's good for one is good for the other. That's what being allies is all about.
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>anglo-celtic
no.
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>>153712048
+and the Indic peoples
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Love Brits and Celts
Hate Anglo-Saxon germoid scum
Simple as.
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>>153712090
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>>153712080
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*possesses near magic-like ability to find the big sticks*
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>>153712071
i wounder if abbos would hand their sovereignty to pedos in brussels as soon as they got it too kek
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>wounder
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>>153712177
Wooden spoon
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>>153712177
Send them back to the wafl. Useless team.
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>>153712178
They'll be calling us the ladder bolters by the mid point of the season.
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>>153712181
yeah bolting it to the floor
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It's naturally for the iggs to soar far above the pozztorian's and other scum. We will rise like a phoenix.
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delusional iggsposters are always a preseason highlight
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hey now us sa lads like our sandgroper brothers
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Everyone knows that the Flagmantle prophecy is to be realised in 2026. Have studied all the astronomical charts, it inevitably comes into fruition this September. No point denying, must accept.
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A post that even bigfooty users would cringe at.
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/SPaI16VOpTbV1XL5YP_SFg/

Hope this anon hasn't killed himself

hahahahaha what I meant to type was
Hope this anon didn't leave a mess when he killed himself
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iggs MUST trade Reid
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fred MUST trade Reid
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>>153712226
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>>153712236
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>>153712233
>>153712235
Murphy>Harley now and forever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy5Sy9mg2kA
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>>153712243
genuinely pity anyone who unironically believes this
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Dumb iggs poster, this receipt will be making many an appearance
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>>153712293
no it won't
Harley and Archer will mash murphy and his mates faces in the dirt
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burds
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>>153712241
he based eagle casually flying away unhurried by the FUMING crow.
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>>153712307
>>153712269
couple of crisp posts here
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bush/survival shite sucks when you don't wanna bore yourself to a nap.
I'll go for a walk.
https://youtu.be/C84vdYvmum0
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Can't sleep lads
I'm just scared Geelong will do it again
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/afl/ tipping comp if anyone is keen
https://tipping.afl.com.au/leagues/join/E2N5XOMQ
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>>153712370
Geelong will be lucky to make wildcard.
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iggs
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the gf
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>>153713003
mid
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>blonde w/ blue eyes
generic boring npc taste
i like you turkbro but i must be honest
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I like 'em fair and square. garn bed.
https://youtu.be/sh1HVHQnvrM
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fair enough. 'night mate, good to see you again
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>>153707765
Basketball fused with Rugby and Soccer?
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>>153713521
soccer mixed with rugby with some of its own elements while wearing modified basketball kits
please watch our sport
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>>153713534
Is that a good way to learn your game?
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>>153713563
it will give you a basic understanding of the sport, but some of the rules in it will be outdated
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>>153713573
What's the best way to watch it?
https://www.watchafl.com.au/match-centre/
The matches are free when they are live?
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>>153713710
i don't know about that site, but the matches are almost always on vipleague (dot ws) for free. the season starts on thursday night here; i think that may be your thursday early morning
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man northfags are getting really mouthy for no reason
norf will be bottom two again, literally no improvement on their list at all. they beat collingwood because collingwood is also going to be bottom four kek. all sheezel does is statpad while doing fuck all with the ball, hence why they were the only team to lose by 100+ last year. not even the insipid iggs lost by 100+.
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I've finally got access to the Bunnings Tradio through some connections I have. It wasn't easy but man the pay off was worth it.
See you losers later
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Good morning to everyone except micknonce and all the “tradies” here
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Good morning alf
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>>153714162
They have a great list but cannot play together as a team, everytime they get on a run, someone breaks the chain and there's a turnover. Clarko has done nothing and will be quietly moved on if this is their 7th season in the bottom 4.
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>>153714421
Are you referring to me mate?
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All fair calls except for Hogan
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>>153714705
They have been saying Daicos brownlow for years now and he always comes up short. Though perhaps they changed the voting rules specifically for this to happen.

Criminal that Bont is never going to win one tbqhwy.

Gold Coast arent winning the flag
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>>153714745
Daicos didn't even win Collingwood's B&F last year KEK
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*storms out of thread*
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>VFL Premierships count bro!
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>>153715373
some of these vic clubs have port power levels of delusion
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>AFL Premierships count bro!
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>>153715379
Tell me about it
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>>153715403
this combined with a rigged gf against the crows and the other being against a minnow gws who were always going to shit the bed on the big stage
fraudwick is a shit coach and the tigers were never a good team
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>>153715403
>every team played each other once and that's it
Probably the only fair season we ever had.
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>>153714705
Snusmen...
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>he's still crying about richmond's 3 deserving premierships 5 years later
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>>153715503
I actually have no idea how Saints will go this year, they're a wildcard. I'm still tipping Pies sorry.
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>>153715160
kek

gma
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>Just put the whole show up on YouTube, bro, it'll be fine
for what purpose
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>>153715549
trying to drum up views
they will say some outlandish shit this year because no one will watch it\
fox sports is bad for this sport
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>>153715549
No Robbo, no watch.
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Actually, now I think about it, if you got a few rums into Hinkley, he'd be a perfect Robbo replacement on 360.
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>The Essendon Football Club is proud to announce a new multi-year partnership with global financial platform Airwallex, who join the club as a Co-Major Partner.

whomst
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>>153714628
>norf has a great list
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>>153715516
>dead even with the dosn until the last 3rd of the game
won't make the top 10
a ross the boss classic
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>>153715403
MY porties should have won the flag that year.
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>>153715562
This, I think i watched one single episode of 360 last year. When previously id watch about once or twice a week.
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>The FootyJumpers site has a podcast where they spergly dissect uniforms throughout history
Very good.
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>>153715503
Is this a prediction of Wanganeen-Millera beating Collingwood then getting into a car crash where he is injured and his two best mates get dismembered?
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>An AFL season about to begin where Hinkley isn't a coach
this.... this feels strange.....
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>>153715881
First time since 2012
And even then he was an assistant
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Mad how whenever there is an astrological event happening ((they)) always make it cloudy and raining
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>>153715810
Nick Larkey
LDU
Harry Sheezal
Paul Curtis
Colby McKercher
Jack Darling
Griffin Logue
Caleb Daniel
Tristan Xerri

They should be making finals this year
Way more talent than Essendon, Melbourne, Richmond, West Coast or Saints
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>>153715926
their backline is atrocious and sheezel is beyond overrated, he statpads and has zero impact on the game. this is not a side that can make finals.
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>>153709705
idk why teams don't just get whatever huge African to fill defense gaps, I could find 5 of them on the streets of Footscray this afternoon.
>>
iggnachio
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>>153715939
Do NOT let Sam Mitchell see this!
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>>153715919
Perhaps leave that shithole that is Melbourne? Nice and sunny here in Adelaide
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>>153715962
Yeah, after 3 days of rain kek
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Who's the prime candidate on the Bulldogs to talk the most shit to Lachie Neale this weekend?
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>>153715991
none of them
western wokedogs under captain wokes leadership and comrade wokes coaching
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>>153715991
Oh easy, Bailey Smi- oh wait
Of course, Jamar- oh wait
Ummm, Jason Aker- oh wait

Bunch of boy scouts at Footscray these days
>>
Eade's 2009 Bulldogs would MURDER Bevo's 2026 Wokedogs
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the boring bland brand safe bulldogs
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https://youtu.be/-dprak31ez8
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>workplace humiliation ritual
I'm a tradie, I don't know what this is.
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>>153716280
>implying you weren't mercilessly bullied as an apprentice
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>>153716290
Correct.
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>Two days later Hemingway "quite deliberately" shot himself with his favorite shotgun in the early morning hours of July 2, 1961.[179]
>Meyers writes that he unlocked the basement storeroom where his guns were kept, went upstairs to the front entrance foyer, "pushed two shells into the twelve-gauge Boss shotgun ... put the end of the barrel into his mouth, pulled the trigger and blew out his brains."
Really BRAVE and INTELLIGENT, just like Robert Walls.
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carlton hero robert walls
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>>153716701
Did you tell them how retarded they are and explain why?
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>>153713710
>The matches are free when they are live?
VFL matches, yes. AFL matches, nope. Pretty sure replays become available on afl.com 24 hours after the game first airs.
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>>153716816
I tried and was called a "third worldist", a groyper and to stop shilling for brown people.
These are guys who USED to even deny the holocaust. Dunno if they still do at this point as they seem to support israel because its "the west". It's like ive gone back in time to 2016 and they have forgotten the last 10 years of politics.
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>>153714628
Their midfield is okay on paper but their list still has holes and they are absolutely woeful defensively. If Clarko gets moved on it won't be quietly. They will have to pay him out $1.6 million to sack him a year before his contract expires. If they don't improve defensively and stay bottom 4 it has to happen but it sure as shit won't be quiet, we'll hear about it for weeks as well as about how under pressure he is for a whole season.
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"the west" isn't worth preserving. needs to be completely torn down and started again

where footy fits into all this and how it survives i don't know. but after it will all be for the better
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>>153716862
So true
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>>153716847
They're retarded if they think Israel is a representation of the west. A representation of the people blackmailing and controlling the west's politicians, perhaps.
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>>153716862
Retard
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late 2000s, early 2010s - why did poort stay at football park for so long if they were being bled dry by its rent and they had fewer than 20k turning up to games and half the stadium tarped off?
adelaide oval pre redevelopment was still a perfectly cromulent footy ground and arguably better than west lakes. iirc they even played a game there too. was there ever discussions to move there full time before footy park got bulldozed?
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>>153717048
Were they locked into a contract until 2014 that would've been too costly to exit early? They were already struggling on and off the field so might not have been in a position to break the lease early. They and Crows might have signed up until 2014 considering they both started playing there after renovations were complete.
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>>153717085
>locked into a contract until 2014 that would've been too costly to exit early?
yeah sanfl fuckery makes sense.

found that game too. the oval pre-2014 was a really beautiful ground. even for just one season it would have made a fine home for poort. at least way better than a 3/4 empty footy park with black tarps on every 2nd block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBjR5VsBJk
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Ever notice when you feel like watching a particular movie it's on a streaming service for which you're not currently a subscriber?
Pirate chads continue to win.
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don't know if maladolescenza would be on any streaming service mate
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>>153717263
Thanks for having me google that, nonce. My own fault.
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>>153717315
>75% of google users liked this film
lol
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>Men are nearly twice as likely as women to be making $220,000 a year, with minimal progress made on closing Australia’s gender pay gap in the past 12 months.

>The federal government’s Workplace Gender Equality Agency (WGEA) published its gender pay gap results for 10,500 employers on Tuesday. It revealed there was a slight increase in the number of women in highly paid roles, but men were still 1.8 times more likely to be in the upper quartile of earners on an average salary of $221,000.

>On the other hand, women were 1.4 times more likely than men to be in the lowest quartile of earners with an average salary of about $60,000 a year.

Have they tried asking women to work harder?
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>>153717357
Let's see the breakdown of the upper quartile of earners by industry.
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>>153716028
GET MINSON OFF!
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>>153717454
rocket, we can't hear
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>>153716302
bull SHIT. they
>pulled your pants down 'round your ankles, shaved your pubic hair
>greased your balls with old sump oil and tied you to a chair
>hoisted you up on the workshop roof and turned the fire hose on
because were only the apprentice and they were only having fun
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>Australia only has available reserves for 34 days worth of diesel, 32 days of jet fuel, and 36 days of petrol
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>>153717522
I bet bikecunt's feeling pretty smug right now
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Warned all you cunc to fill up the tank last weekend.
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just looked out the window (I live next to a servo) and it's a a buck forty litre, settle down chicken little
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>>153717553
Where do you live? Cheapest around me is 189.9 and they're inordinately low. Most are either 213.9 or 219.9.
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>>153717553
you're looking at the lpg price ya berk
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>>153717553
Fill up a jerry or 2.
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>>153717553
>just looked out the window (I live next to a servo)
Post photo of the sign.
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I'm going to buy a pushbike
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>>153717567
>220
where the fuck do you live, arakun?
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i'm going to rollerblade in my collingwood footy shorts
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>>153717672
electric vehicles are a national security issue as they come from China and are used as mass surveillance tools
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>>153717357
>not accounting for full time/part time or field/specialisation
meaningless drivel
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>>153717693
It's like that virtually nationwide, you lying cunt.
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>>153717568
crisp time traveller, lgp has been at price parity with 91 and diesel for years for (((some reason)))
>>
el achkar kako caddy
the forward three
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>>153717716
Even those that previously supported Trump have realised he's completely compromised and owned by jews. He's hated by the left and a significant chunk of the right now. Completely destroyed his legacy and support.
>>
https://youtu.be/45s3wXecgyo

Holy kek, this is great, imagine going for Essendon
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>>153717716
>>153717759
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
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holy mother of all distractions from the epstein files (the afl potentially not being at the mcg until round 3)
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>>153717818
In 2027
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https://streamable.com/77cf8h
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>No one's expected Essendon to be performing in finals last couple of years and probably don't expect them this year
t. Johnathon Brown
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>>153717567
couldn't be me
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drumpf
>>
Footy
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>>153717959
destroyed the global economy like laura kane destroyed the kangas
your petrol pain is his fault. norf's pain is her fault.
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>>153717970
The economy is fine, chicken little
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>>153718005
i bet you think norf are 'fine' too
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>>153718030
Probably the same guy who said they have a "great list".
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threads almost 500 post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQjKCrQcbbw
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saw a tradie dickhead in his compensatory lifted yanktruck try to cut the line for petrol by driving over a garden bed, he was cracking the shits because everyone refused to let him cut in the line kek
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>>153718064
absolute colossal dickhead he is, good riddance
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>>153718064
How retarded do you have to be to piss away 100 mil, all he had to do was keep her happy kek
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>>153718064
How much do they have to pay them for cancelling their bloated contract? Also, what kind of fucking retarded boomer would give them such a massive contract in this day and age?
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I reckon Will Ashcroft should shave the van dyke. Doesn't suit him.
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>>153718089
yeah
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Why does Garry Lyon hate Razor Ray so much? He can barely contain his disdain when he's on 360? I know Lyon is an infamous prick but usually that attitude doesn't extend to people in footy or the media.
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>David Zita isn't even 30
Fuck, I'm old.
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I never realized that Gerard didn't like Robbo
He gave Robbo a hell of a cold send off after Robbo was kicked off the show
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>>153718119
They were always very yin and yang. Although the dynamic worked for the show they wouldn't have associated at all had they not been cast on the same show. Robbo also had issues with booze which may have made him a pain in the ass to deal with.
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>Tom Doedee on the Maccas ad
I wonder how many people forgot he was still playing? Or at least on a list.
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>>153718127
thought he retired in like 2017
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>>153718127
plodder like that would be best 18 at any other club
but not bane
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>>153718119
gerard is your typical pencil neck geek that idolised the players like they were hero's from ancient Greece, robbo was the everyman who just loved footy having grown up with it
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without trucks australia stops
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>howe and moore ruled out
collingwood are FUCKED
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>>153718143
I think he'd would've played at Brisbane had he not done a third ACL. From memory he did it on the eve he was due to play his debut game for the club. Now with two years out he's probably a longshot to ever get play an AFL game again.
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>>153718143
>t. team that was fleeced a defensive pillar
F L E E C I N G
L
E
E
C
I
N
G
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>afl website now only shows 4 of the games and you have to scroll to view the rest
What fucking idiot though that would be a good change? They didn't even add any new information to the game windows, just made them bigger.
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>>153718162
>What fucking idiot
sarr i did the needful
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its opening round you autist
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>>153718160
After seeing your defence on Sunday you have my blessing. You guys need someone like Starcevich (along with a lot more) down back. He will see a lot of ball in 2026 when he's able to get on the park.
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>>153718165
Yeah, and there's five games, genius. They have a button on the right for you to scroll through and see the fifth game which will obviously be 9 games come next week.
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>>153718162
i see all 5 games
how small is your monitor you poor cunt
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>>153718175
Post screencap now.
>how small is your monitor you poor cunt
15 inch screen on a laptop. It used to display them all just fine with the previous design.
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>>153718172
nigga using his dads 21 inch crt fr deadss
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>>153718099
because gaz is a pole-smoking faggot wog
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>>153718177
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>>153718181
Screencap the whole page.
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>>153718183
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Kyle Sandilands is fucking based
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>albo
mum was a single mother and lived in public housing, now PM
he's a true aussie battlah to me
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>>153718185
Let's see the whole page.
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>>153718157
How is Howe still playing afl?
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>>153718195
Pies have no defence without him.
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pretty sad how a literal seething cuck cost bruhn one year of his afl career
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>>153718198
He believed women. She was the liar deserves the brunt of the blame but simps still need to stop being cucks or die.
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>>153718204
what do they think they are even achieving?
driving to work for one more week than everyone else?
>>
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O9szJo4duA
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i cant stop thinking about porn and wanking
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it seems like only in my dreams am I able to interact with attractive females
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>>153718215
Serious and widespread issue desu.
>>
>the coward wasn't willing to screencap his entire zoomed out page
>>
Servo Guy:

Yes Saar! Thank you for come to my Servo, as you aussie would say!
>>
i can't drive
55
>>
did you guys ever look at older people as being sub humans in the same way zoomers do when you were their age?
>>
>>153718230
idk what you mean but you sound mad
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>>153718230
Just the Dare double iced coffee and the fuel on pump 6, thx mate.
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>see I*dians fight
yep real men
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>>153718215
literally just happened to me
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>>153718247
>real men
>>
iggs
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>>153718255
I fight like that.
>>
THEY MAY TAKE OUR SERVOS ...

BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR WOMEN!!
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>>153718255
post real life champ
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>>153718245
I don't mean that old lol, I am talking about people in their late 20s early to mid 30s/. When I was like 19 and I saw a 30 year old I didn't think much of it and just regarded them as a slightly older version of me.
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>>153718162
>>153718177
skill issue
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>>153718261
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>>153718264
>the new design is fine
>just zoom out to 75% to see all upcoming matches
It's astonishing how people here will defend any poor decision. What do you get out of that?
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>>153718275
I can still see all 5 at 110%
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>>153718279
Prove it.
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GrafixNERD is upset again.
>I should be working for the afl
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>>153718283
You're mentally ill. Seek help.
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>>153718284
I don't even work in graphic design but I could do a better job than whichever jeet made that shit or the retards in this thread defending them.
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>>153718288
Not proof. Show that the window is at 110% as well your screen resolution. That would be proof.
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round zero woke gimmick predictions?
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>>153718293
Dead on arrival the crowds will be mediocre and it wont feel like the big blockbuster start to the season like a thursday night round 1 game at the g used to be
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>>153718292
Anything else, retard?
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>>153718301
OHNONONONONONO
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How does Joe Daniher have so much cash that he could walk away from almost $1 million for one more year? Did he get in early on bitcoin or something?
>>
Watching Australian idol Jessica malboy is HUGE
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>>153718301
fake
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He's been proven as poor. How will he recover.
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>>153718316
Prove it
>>
>>153718279
>>153718301
100% isn't 110% champ
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>>153718315
What's the missus saying about her?
>>
Kayo’s paused and an ad for beef jerky has popped up. These money hungry cunts that much in the red from the rights deal?
>>
I’m dumb and ugly and autistic and I hate myself and I don’t deserve happiness
>>
>>153718342
it's all in your head
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>>153718342
Bahahahahahha satan has you around his little finger
>>
2 more sleeps until FOOTY
>>
Not playing your little games any more, I'm living my best life
>>
Oooh yeahh this is Greg's kitchen where the reviews and finger lickinnnnn'
Ooooh yeeeah
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>>153718325
>Ewan, your friends are dead!
>>
Miss him.
>>
mums getting annoyed again and taking it out on me
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>>153718378
I’ll always be with you
>>
>>153718384
based RC here in spirit.
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>>153718343
>implying there are PCs these days that aren't "chinkware"
>>
>straffo
>rc
many such cases of bomber fans walking away from footy
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Do you guys like hot girls tits?
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>>153718342
all 3 are prerequisite for 4chin
whalecum fren
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>>153718393
Me on the left
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>>153718393
i like hot girls tits and ugly girls tits
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>>153717880
The news travels slow down Old Yanchep Rd
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>>153718393
no but steven effeminate iykwim haha
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>>153718342
i use dark chocolate for a shortcut to 'happieness'

>captcha down to 2 now
kewl
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>2026 and people still don't realise that hot girls are soul stealing demons
>>
Bunch of dullards you lot are.
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>>153718064
>homeless at 15
>now owns a whole farm
ENOUGH FROM THE TALL POPPY SYNDROME FAGGOTS
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i used a arnold soundboard to prank some of my family once
good times
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just fuckin kill me please
>>
you lads watching the lunar eclipse
>>
Natural selection aint workin, we have these:

>153718444
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>>153718448
Can't see it
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>>153718448
I want you to eclipse my brain with a fucking bullet mate
>>
these are uncertain times
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>>153718448
do i have to go outside
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It's apparently cause Kyle accused Jackie of being shit at her job and that she spends too much time on her phone looking at horoscopes
>>
Is Kyle Sandilands related to Aaron Sandilands?
>>
Blupid plora pope
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>>153718448
yeah actually might do won't come around again for another couple of years I'll get a piccy for the anons who don't
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>>153718472
thanks mate
>>
Are you blokes gonna sign up for the war
>>
>>153718215
i think we should execute the porn producers
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>>153718487
no but steven waugh
>>
Is the PS5 Pro worth it compared to the standard console?
>>
I love gdp
>>
>>153718497
what do you like about gross domestic product?
>>
Cloudy with a chance of blood moon
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>>153718497
nonce iykwim haha
>>
get ready for fuel shortage lockdowns
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>>153718532
just two more weeks to flatten the price hike curve goyim
download the certified government app and check in so we can monitor the spread of greenhouse gases
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>>153718532
oh no...
*be's riding my bike*
>>
when I hear the name Kyle Sandliands I think of a fat man wearing sandals
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>>153718551
no you need to stay at home for your safety
>>
>>153718551

no fuel means to trucks
no trucks means no supermarkets
its over
>>
WHO'S THE FUCKING PLACE MAN?
>>
Did fuel prices go up?
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>>153718448
Yes mate looks sick
>lunar eclipse and "blood moon"
>on the start of a new war
what jewish ritual is this?
>>
can you cunts enjoy anything without sperging out over jews
>>
when did the epstein files say they'd planned ww3 to start again?
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no jetfuel wheres the afl hub gonna be
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>>153718592
gather round every week
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THE MOON IS RED
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I thought it would be redder
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>>153718621
>>153718622
Oh alright cunt we get it you live in not Melbourne so you don't get unpredictable weather and get to see it in clear skies enough of this nonsense
>>
>>153718631
Its in the sky mate. Just need to look up and you will have the same angle
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>>153718622
Why is there an angry face on the red moon?
>>
>>153718639
pies season is over already
>>
what's you bloke's favourite planets?
neptune for me

>>153718650
agreed
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>>153718653
Planet X.
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>>153718653
ur mum iykwim haha
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>>153718653
saturn because of the rings, they are pretty stunning
if we're talking balatro, then jupiter
>>
>>153718653
Earth
It would have been saturn but jew have some weird occult connection to it so idk anymore
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>>153718662
bases Gaia enthusiast
>>
might go fuck my moon till it goes red
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>>153718685
crisp
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Please lease guys repent seriously I want us all to be in heaven
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>>153718378
same
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>>153718713
B-BALDY

*soz i have tourettes
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>>153718711
nah, dont wanna go if you're there, faggo
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kek remember when sydney beat west coast by 170 points
>>
nah but I remember the 06 grand final
>>
I remember when port beat shitney by 112 points in 2024
>>
Nick Daicos.

That's it, that's the post.
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>>153718799
and then got smoked by them in the prelim
>>
CONSEQUENCES

WILL

NEVER
>>
blood moon is pretty fucking spooky aye it's making everyone go mad and line up at petrol stations
>>
iggs
>>
>>153718487
Not dying for jews. Nope, I just won't do it. I'm just like haha not gonna die for Israel's benefit.
>>
>>153718496
PS5 isn't worth it full stop. Will likely end up the first Playstation I skip.
>>
how crazy is it that in Melbourne the day can start out all sunny and hot then become cold and overcast in the afternoon. what's the go there?
>>
Please don't ban me i dont wanna pay for a vpn ₹7000 is my 3 months lunch
>>
Stockpiling petrol today
>>
garn servo
>>
>>153720721
>>153720721
>>153720721
baked a newy



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